Post by Cyberstrike on Apr 8, 2018 0:10:34 GMT
Reviewed by: Judge Turd w/ Derrick Xtreme
The show starts off with CB making his way to the ringside area. CB tells everyone that tonight will be an end of an era..the end of GX. CB states that tonight, once he wins the hell in a cell match, he’d take out EVERY single one of GX if he so chooses.
De'Si Nidea vs Real American vs Jason Love vs Nightmare
As ever, the crowd really loves to see Real American out here, and he blesses them all by grabbing a mic and saying something. I'm not really sure what, but he did a dance at one point. A happy dance. So I'm assuming that's good. But not for him, as Jason Love, already in the ring, started to pound on him with forearm strikes! Just then the Star Wars music played, and out dashed Nidea, yelling something about 'cosmic balance' or whatever. I think I understand him less than I do RA. Nidea started scrapping with Jason, doing some kind of silly kung-fu garbage, as Nightmare calmly approached the ring; at least he's quite normal, gotta give him that much. I mean, if we had someone like Casus Crevious out here instead, the ring would implode from a weirdo overdose...oh, and the bell rung as Nightmare got in the ring. Did I mention that? (0:00)
With RA unoccupied, Nightmare went to deal with him, but RA surprised us all by actually putting up a fight, planting a solid jab right on Nightmare's nose - and another - and another - and then seemed to be trying for a big, fancy Shake-Rattle-N-Roll kind of finish, but tripped on his own bootlaces and fell over. Love caught one of Nidea's kicks, but the dork went for an Enziguri - but got his other foot loose as well, and turned it into a Head Scissor Takedown! Nightmare, evidently doing things by priorities, decided to focus on Nidea instead; countering another of the Jedi's plethora of kicks, he brought his elbow down on Nidea's captured knee, eliciting a scream of agony from his opponent and plenty of winces from the crowd, including me. Nightmare followed through with a Standing Leg Lock, but Nidea scrabbled away and grabbed the bottom rope. Jason Love attempted a Back Suplex on RA, only to find that he couldn't life him. Well, he is seven inches taller - didn't you notice, Jason? I doubt if he'll make the same mistake again, after RA planted him with the Catapult DDT! Or what I assume was a Catapult DDT...sometimes it's difficult to tell with Real American. (0:51)
Nightmare looked set to apply some more punishment to Nidea's doubtless-shattered knee with a Shin Breaker, but the nerd slipped over his head and fell, bringing Nightmare down into a Neckbreaker! With Jason Love reeling, RA went up top, and waited like a panther for Love to stagger to his feet - then took to the skies with a Diving Leg Drop! SWEET BABY JESUS! He flattened Love's...toes. And missed the rest of him. But that seemed enough, as Jason stumbled back, yelling and hopping around. Love turned, and got taken down by stereo chops from Nidea and Nightmare, who then locked up, allowing Nightmare to use his superior bulk to shove Nidea into a corner and thrust shoulders into his midsection. (1:23) RA hoisted Love up onto his shoulders...and then just sort of stood there for a while, unsure of what to do next. Jason figures something out for him, though, by slipping over one shoulder and getting RA caught up in a Sunset Flip! This got him a 2-count before Nightmare dashed over and gace him a sharp kick in the spine, then rused back to Nidea in the corner - who nipped to the side, letting Nightmare run shoulder-first into the ring post! Adding pressure, Nidea gave Nightmare's...buttocks...a Front Dropkick, driving him further into the turnbuckle, before the dork got his head done in by the razor-keen edge of RA's hand! Bah gawd! (It took me ages to write that, since RA wasn't actually attacking - he was doing a Hulkamania taunt - and I still had to make it sound exciting) Nidea dropped and rolled out of the ring, whilst Jason grabbed RA's thong and yanked it down! Oh god, my eyes! MY EYES! At least RA had the decency to fall on his butt, so we didn't see anything nasty for too long...but what we did see was VERY nasty. Jason, somehow oblivious to the horrors he had caused, followed up with a neat little Lionsault, but Nightmare pulled him off before the ref reached 2, and dropped him with a sharp Half Nelson Suplex! (1:48)
Nightmare applied a Dragon Sleeper hold on Jason whilst he was down, but RA - thong blissfully back in place - broke it up with a running knee strike to the side of Nightmare's head. RA declared, loud and proud, that he'd follow up with a Face Driver, but...well, I don't know what a Face Driver is, so I'm not really sure if he was doing it or not. But whatever; it looked like a normal Piledriver attempt, but Nightmare managed to hook his legs around RA's head - then swung up and around, winding up across RA's back, where he locked in the Trapped in your Dreams! OMG! That made very little grammatical sense - and as if to spare me further embarassments, Nidea slid back into the ring, dashed forward and leapt up, plucking Nightmare from RA's back and bringing him down to the canvas with a Side Effect! RA also collapsed, after the hold had cut off the oxygen from his Stegosaurus brain. (2:21) De'Si pulled Nightmare to his feet and tried a Force Suplex, which Nightmare resisted on account of its stupid name, countering with a few knee shots to Nidea's ribs followed by a Drop Toe Hold, from which Nightmare applied a Half Boston Crab on Nidea's already injured leg! Would he tap? Would he?! EH?! No, he doesn't, because Jason Love went and ruined it all by butting in at that precise second with a Dropkick to Nightmare's back - turnabout is fair play! Love got a pretty good Facecrusher on Nightmare, then tried the same thing on RA - but the big guy, erm...fondled his butt. No, I'm not sure if that's legal either. But it did distract Jason long enough for RA to hoist him up on his shoulders again, think up something, and then do an actually-quite-good Death Valley Driver! (2:45)
RA celebrated with a few pelvic thrusts, making several women near the front faint - sorry, I mean 'vomit' - and the Real American climbs up onto the top rope, back to Jason, and sung the national anthem...of Germany. This would've been construed as inappropriate if it wasn't so random. Anyhoo, I think RA was planning what he calls an 'Off the Top Rope Moonsault Body Press Suicide' (seriously) but Nidea came stumbling over, knocked RA down to size with an elbow strike, then hooked up in Cross P-Bomb mode and delivered the B-Wing, lunging forward as he went, leaving RA to land atop Jason! OOF! That's what noise Jason made as RA touched down on his solar plexus! Nidea stumbled up, but Nightmare delivered one horrific Roundhouse Kick to the dork's head, and he collapsed, mumbling something about going to Dagobah. Oddball. Looking around, Nightmare shrugged and simply applied Trapped in your Dreams agaim, this time on Jason Love; it wasn't long before the ref called for the bell.
Winner via Submission @ 3:22 - Nightmare
Nightmare went to head backstage, but RA stood sharply back up at that exact moment...and started doing the Monster Mash. Nightmare just glanced at him oddly before continuing on his way, as beer cans and roses rained down upon RA...
On the X-Tron
We catch a glimpse of Nightmare passing through the corridors, but he stops as the lights flutter on and off a bit on the hallway he passes though. Soon enough, a figure creeps behind him before he turns around. He stands face to face with a black haired girl who is wearing a schoolgirl outfit. A staredown insues, until Nightmare just shakes his head and turns around. The cameras focus on Nightmare leaving, but it zooms out to the hallway to find that the girl herself is already outta sight......CREEPY!!!
PART TWO
8 Man Tag Team Street Fight
Karl Baller, Sean Bryne, Judge Death, and The Renegade Ron Micehals vs Misled Youth & The Stix Bros.[/quote][/b]
As ever, the audience just couldn't wait to hear what Karl had to say about his opponents, and he didn't disappoint; highlights included "You call yaselves Stix, but all I see is stoopid hicks, and as for brothers, well, I f**ked yo mother, so what's that make me?...YOUR DADDY, B***HES!" and "The Misled boys is busy playin' wit' their mama's sex toys, but they'll soon lose their poise 'cuz I'm bringin' the noise! Holla!" The Stix brothers and Misled Youth didn't take too kindly to that, as you might imagine, and came dashing out rather sharply, eager to taste the blood of their opponents, already in the ring. It quickly became apparent that, other than ringing the bell (0:00), the ref wouldn't be getting much of a workout in this match, as all eight men ignored the apron and simply began brawling all over the ring! Baller nailed Trevor Moon on the forehead with the mic he was using, before dropping to the mat and continuing the assault with relentless right hands; Chaz Sundance forced Byrne into one of the corners and capitalised with some knife-edge chops; Dante Stix took Michaels down into a Darkness Choke, keeping the pressure on against the canvas; and Damien grabbed Death by the throat with both hands and lifted him aloft, only for the skinny turd to breathe on him, making Damien drop the zombie cop again and experience a coughing fit, his eyes watering from the noxious fumes. JD zeroed in on Chaz, spun him around and gave him a solid punch in the gut; with help from Byrne, this was followed by a 'Stinger' double-team Piledriver! Karl pulled Trevor to his feet and sent him to the ropes, intending a Back Toss; Moon rolled over his back, then caught Karl with a Spinning Wheel Kick as he turned around. The Renegade managed to break the choke hold with an eye poke, then followed through with a steep-angled DDT on the reeling Dante. For some reason, I found my eyes drawn to two chickens that had somehow fluttered down onto the time-keeper's lap, and were busy having sex. This was very distracting, so I've had to reassemble some bits of my report after the fact, by nicking bits from other peoples' work. Maybe I shouldn't have said that... (0:27)
Judge Death and Sean Byrne went to double-team Trevor Moon, but this didn't work out too well, as Byrne locked up for a Belly-to-Belly Suplex whilst Death simply tried to strangle the life out of Moon; talk about communication problems! Their momentary confusion allowed Moon to break free and throw punches at both of them; Death and Byrne then landed stereo Haymakers that floored Moon. Meanwhile, Michaels stuck Dante into a Chinlock, with the smaller Stix grabbing for the ropes before realising that it wouldn't make much of a difference, whilst Baller slid out of the ring after Damien, who had already retreated halfway up the ramp; Karl gave him some knee shots, then delivered a crushing Fisherman's Suplex that nearly snapped the ramp in two! Dante Stix took advantage of the no-DQ scenario by pulling on the Renegade's hair until he released his chinlock, and after returning to a vertical base, shoved Michaels into a corner an began to choke him relentlessly. (0:48) JD went to aid Michaels, but a dropkick outta nowhere from Chaz Sundance made him reel against the ropes, and the following clothesline sent him right on over the top! Chaz gloated, but turned away without noticing that Death had landed on his feet; seething, the turd grabbed Chaz' ankles and pulled him out below the bottom rope, before slinging him roughly into one of the steps. Sean Byrne pulled up Trevor Moon and delivered a quick Michinoku Driver, but the cover netted him only a 2 before Trevor kicked out. Both men on the ramp slowly regained their senses, with Baller getting to his feet that little bit quicker than Damien, and pulled off a stinging Enziguri kick to keep the bigger man down! Dante attempted to flow from his choke hold - his second choke in the match, notice - into a 10-punch, but the Renegade wasn't having any of that, and countered with a Running Sitdown Powerbomb! On the outside again, Death tugged Chaz up by his hair, only to get some stiff shots to his barely-there midsection, followed by a double-leg takedown...and a Giant Swing? Yep, believe it or not, folks, Chaz Sundance was employing one of the least cool moves in all of pro wrestling...luckily, he had a plan, in that he released Death with enough momentum to send the zombie crashing into one of the ring posts, which he folded around like wrapping paper! OWEEE! Chaz laughed, but then got blindsided by Baller and rolled back into the ring. (1:17)
The Renegade and Baller teamed up to lay out Chaz with a Double Monkey Toss, whilst Byrne connected with a Stalling Suplex on the other Misled Youth, Trevor, before leaving the ring to fish around under the apron. He returned with a trashcan, grinning wildly, and stuck Trevor's head into it whilst Baller continued putting the boots into Chaz and Ron Michaels tossed Dante over the ropes, then followed him outside. Damien Stix had finally recovered from the beating he got from Karl, and made his way down to ringside, finding a good ol' steel chair under the ring and sizing up the groggy Judge Death for a proper whacking. He dashed forward, swung the steel - and it nailed Death right on the noggin with an almighty CLANG! But, I swear to all my gods, including the ones I don't like, he didn't fall down; he just sort of stood up, hissing in that creepy way he does, with the chair still stuck to that ridiculous helmet. Damien tilted his head in silent puzzlement, then lunged forward again, but Death was ready, and gorilla-pressed the much larger man overhead, before dropping him chest-first onto the safety railings! (1:46) The Renegade was ruthlessly grinding Dante's mostly-masked face across a fallen portion of the safety railing, and Karl whipped Chaz to the ropes - but Chaz countered it, and spun around, whipping Baller in the opposite direction with enough force to send Da K.I.D. tumbling clear over the ropes! Sean Byrne came off the top with a Frog Splash, but Trevor darted out of his trashcan, leaving Byrne to flatten the empty can with his ribs, much to his bemusement - and agony. With a nod to each other, the two halves of Misled Youth climbed opposite turnbuckles whilst Byrne rolled over onto his back, gasping in pain, not realising that he was virtually dead-centre in the ring with the boys from Santa Cruz about to deliver You Are Misled! But Trevor got distracted by something at the corner of his eyes - Judge Death pulling the twisted chair off his helmet, and with a grunt of effort and not a little malice, flung it like a frisbee towards the perched Moon! Trevor raised his arms, but it didn't do a whole lot of good; the chair caught him right across the top of his skull with a sickening crunch, and he toppled off the turnbuckle AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HOLY HEDGETRIMMERS, BATMAN! And again, I ask why the hell do the commentators even bother to show up at house shows anyway? But whatever, that was awesome! Chaz hesitated only a moment before deciding to fly solo - but Sean got his knees up, countering Sundance's planned 450 splash! It be chaos out there! (2:21)
JD wandered in the general direction of the ring, but was grabbed from behind - Damien had arisen! And he easily picked Death up to deliver multiple Pendulum Backbreakers, each landing with a nasty crunch and a shouted curse from the skinny turd. After the fifth, Damien dropped Death and started to kick the corpse, who twitched spasmodically but did little else. Meanwhile, Ron Michaels doubled over Dante and looked set for a Piledriver, only to find himself the victim of a Back Toss, cracking his spine against the bare concrete floor and the feet of several shocked fans! I think one of them licked him...ewww! Back in the ring, an exhausted Sean Byrne and Chaz Sundance exchanged slow punches, before a lucky one from Chaz staggered Byrne a little. Chaz went off the ropes to capitalise - but got caught with a Powerslam from out of the blue! But the cover only gets 2, much to Byrne's annoyance. It struck me at this point that there were no legal men in the match...not that I cared or anything, y'know, it's just an observation. As Byrne sluggishly rose, Dante slid back into the ring; he easily blocked the Boston Rocker's punch, then spat flames - it's Dante's Inferno! Byrne recoiled from the fire, and quickly found himself hoisted up into the suplex position - then he crashed down into a Brainbuster! Dante made the cover - but Baller broke it up! Damien was still working over JD, when the zombie cop abruptly swung his metal-coated head up - and right into Damien's groin! That's gotta smart something awful! The look on what could be seen of Damien's face confirmed it! (3:01)
PART THREE
After roughing up Dante for a few moments, Karl stepped out onto the apron - oh, so they acknowledge it exists, then? - just as JD lifts Damien up into a Powerbomb...and Baller comes leaping off the apron with a Flying Clothesline that damn near decapitates Damien, sending him crashing to the floor! Sweet! Sean Byrne now found himself alone with Chaz Sundance and Dante Stix; he lashed out bravely, but fell prey to the numbers game, and the two of them delivered a smooth Double Suplex. JD rolled back into the ring, but Dante was there to meet him with his Inferno! And Death just walked right into the flames - AND HIS ENTIRE HEAD WENT ON FIRE! Dante blinked as Death threw his head back and laughed like a maniac, before yelling something like "Where iss your God now?!" and lunging forward, catching Dante right on the temples with a killer - and steel plated - headbutt! Dante went down and Michaels re-entered the ring, having finally shaken off the cobwebs; the sight of Death ablaze distracted Chaz just enough for the Renegade to skip forward and pull off the Wild Kick! He got a cover - but the recovered Trevor Moon pulled him off by one of his ankles, dragging him back outside again. Death snapped off the Dream of Mirrors kick, catching the jaw of Dante Stix as he struggled to rise, before leaning down and trying to force one entire hand down the shorter Stix' throat - it's Hard to Swallow! JD tosses Dante back and forth across the mat whilst keeping the hold in place, clearly enjoying the discomfort of his opponent, but Trevor Moon ran in again to bring Death down with a running DDT! Man, Trevor's all over the place, isn't he? He's also sporting some burnt fingers now, as JD's head was still on fire when he grabbed it. Smart boy. Karl Baller and Damien Stix got back to their feet and exchanged some rights, which Damien got the upper hand in thanks to a sneaky throat thrust; then, as Karl stumbled away, he pulled one of the safety railings from its moorings and raised it in front of him, and charged towards the K.I.D.! Watch out, Karl! And watch out he did, for Baller countered via Superkick - a Superkick that drove the railings RIGHT INTO DAMIEN'S FOREHEAD! BOOYAKA! Damien falls like the Berlin Wall! (my analogies suck today) Elsewhere, the Renegade catches up on the slippery Trevor Moon and gives him a Fisherman's Carry, followed by a Buffalo Sleeper hold; Trevor started to fade rapidly, but Dante Stix somehow racked up enough energy to deliver a clubbing blow across the back of Michaels' head, breaking the hold. (3:54)
Ron Michaels got to his feet slowly, but still ahead of Dante, and started raining stiff shots down on the smaller Stix brother; then Chaz Sundance clubbed him from behind, and Trevor Moon used the ropes to pull himself up before joining in as well. A three-on-one! The humanity! But look! Sean Byrne has recovered, and makes a beeline for Chaz, pulling him away and forcing him into the corner with the unrelenting fury of his beatings! And Karl Baller slid back into the ring as well, deciding to focus on Dante - and driving the other Stix into the canvas with a brutal German Suplex! The Renegade now found the odds even, and started to stage a comeback against Trevor with some hard chops. However, Sean got an Eye Rake from Chaz, followed by a whip to the opposite corner. Chaz dashed forward - but there to meet him was Judge Death, who lifts Chaz skyward with a single hand! Time for the Manhattan Project, you think? Well, you're wrong, because Death opts to simply drop Chaz over the ropes, where he smashes into the hard floor with a deafening thud! JD leans heavily against the ropes after the exertion, seemingly oblivious to the flames that still lick over his skull, just as Trevor Moon blatantly kicks Ron Michaels in the crotch and hooks up the stunned Renegade for a Capture Suplex - but Byrne dashes out of the corner and, with what could be his last strength, delivers the Final Cutter! Sean and Ron drop with Trevor from exhaustion, whilst Karl Baller stares daggers at the back of Dante Stix, just rising now...who finds himself staring right at the flaming JD, not the nicest sight in the world, it must be said. Dante reels backward in shock, Karl turns him around and CHAOS FROM HEAVEN! There's a cover, and - 3! The deed is done! Thankyou and goodnight!
Winners via pinfall @ 4:49 - Karl Baller, Sean Byrne, Judge Death and Ron Michaels
With their opponents reeling, Death and Baller hoist Byrne and Michaels to their feet, and the four raise their arms in celebration as the crowd showers them with good tidings. It's all so heartwarming; I think I might be physically ill.
Finally, we get our 5 minute break!!!
After the break, we go back to ringside and the announcers say that a special guest is here to shoot some t-shirts to the fans. I wonder who it is? All of a sudden, former X-WCW wrestler BLACKBIRD makes his way to the ringside area with a decent amount of babyface cheers. The former X-WCW Jobberooni gets a cannon and is ready to blast the t-shirts to the crowd, that is until 'Filmstar' blares throughout the speakers and RNR makes their way to the ringside area with boos.
Rage and Rayne make it inside the ring and beat the crap outta BLACKBIRD. They deliver a moonsault variation to the doomsday device of LOD before they toss out the former X-WCW wrestler over the ropes. Rayne cuts a promo about RNR returning to the X-WCW Houseshow wars since the past year. They say that they wont compete tonight, but they sure as hell made an impact right now. Rage gets the mic and tells the crowd to expect them to be back in the X-WCW TV soon enough. They leave the ring just in time for...THE MAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN.....EVEEEEEEEENNNNNNT!
PART FOUR
X-WCW Intercontinental Championship
Triple Threat Hell in a Cell Match
Grandmaster E vs Christopher Back vs Seith Helloct (c)
All three men make their separate entrance, first with Seith Helloct and his lights out and sudden appearance into the ring. Next one is GME with the lights off while disco like lights strobes on the ringside. Once the lights come back, he is ALSO inside the ring. Seith has this look like GME just ripped him off…gee…YOU THINK he didn’t rip HIS off from Sting? Finally, Christopher Back makes his way DOWN THE RAMP, a welcomed changed for all competitors in this match. With all three men inside the ring, the hell in a cell structure slowly descends around the ring. Once its done, the match is off to the start, THANKGAWD FOR PATRON SEATS(one row behind the final row of ringside seats).
The match starts with Seith and CB fighting each other in the middle of the ring which leaves GME thinking the same thing the crowd was thinking: “WHY AM I HERE AGAIN?!”. CB hits a hard forearm to the face of Seith before he hot shots him face first onto the steel. GME grabs CB and takes him down with a bodyslam and follows it up with a running fist drop on the face. GME plays the power game at this point in the match as he takes down both Seith and CB with a couple of clotheslines, shoulder blocks and hiptosses. @2:19, Grandmaster E attempts to deliver a suplex on Seith, but Seith blocks it and hits a hard knee to GME’s gut. Seith takes down GME with a DDT and he goes over the fallen CB. He delivers some hard elbow strikes to the back of CB’s head before he backs him into the corner and has a boot choke on the X-WCW CEO. He eventually lets go thanks to GME forcing him out with some hard clubs to the back. GME grabs Seith by the hair and drags him near the corner. He tries to slam him, but Seith stops it with his foot. Seith hits a couple of hard elbows to the face of GME before he grabs GME with both hands and bashes him hard on the turnbuckle. GME turns around and does a flop reminiscent of Ric Flair’s before the crowd does a WOOO on his hard thud to the mat. @ 4:42, Seith waits for CB to get up before he sends him into the corner. Seith follows him up, but CB stops him with a back elbow to the face. Seith staggers backwards and GME catches him from behind with a half nelson suplex. Grandmaster E approaches CB and both men start to trade blows inside the steel structure. While both men are busy with trading some hard right hands, Seith Helloct sneaks in and delivers a hard clothesline on CB. GME has no time to react as well after Seith levels him with a hard clothesline as well. Helloct looks at the structure surrounding him and the other two competitors for a while.
Seith, @6:00, drags CB by the head and tosses him to the outside of the ring. He waits for CB to get up before he delivers a baseball slide kick to the face of CB. CB gets hit by the slide and he stumbles around to hit face first on the steel of the structure before he falls down completely. Inside the ring, Seith Helloct approaches GME, but it proved to be a big mistake as the former UW champ hits a hard European uppercut that stuns Seith and makes him lean on the nearby ropes. GME backs up and goes for a dash at Seith, but Seith falls down on the mat and pulls up the top rope, sending GME crashing head first onto the steel structure and he falls to the outside of the ring while the fans chant ‘holy shit’. Seith goes to the outside of the ring and makes his way towards the door of the cell. He starts to kick it hard for it to get open, and he succeeds! Once the door is open, he drags CB to his feet and tosses him through the door and outside the hell in a cell structure before he follows him over. Seith picks up CB, but CB takes him down with a double leg take down and catapults him to make him land face first onto the steel side of the cage. Seith stumbles down while CB starts to stomp down on him. GME slowly gets to his feet inside the cage and CB continues his attack on Seith. Eventually, GME leaves the cage and delivers a powerful spear on Chris Back. @ 9:08, GME starts to climb up the cage while we see Seith follws him over from the other side. Once both men are on top of the cage, they meet each other and start to punch one another. Seith tries to clothesline GME, but GME grabs him by the arm and deliver an armbar takedown. Seith gets locked into an armbar submission while we notice CB climbing up..oh gee. Finally, once CB is there, GME lets go of the move and CB picks him up. GME delivers a hard jawbreaker on CB and sends him staggering back. GME charges at CB, only to get tripped by a single leg takedown. @10:55, Chris Back mounts on top of the fallen Seith Helloct and delivers some stiff right hands on his head while they are on top of the steel structure. CB gets up and GME approaches him. Both men stare down in the middle of the structure and the crowd goes wild. Slowly, both men turn their attention to the recovering Seith Helloct and they shake hands.
Chris Back pulls up Seith and delivers some hard clubs to his back before he snapmares him. GME backs up a bit and delivers a running big boot to the face of Seith. OUCHIES! Seith rolls around the top until he reaches the edge of the cell’s structure. He slowly gets to his feet and we see GME on a pivot position. Soon enough GME charges at Seith, but he misses him as Seith does a sidestep. GME wobbles on the edge of the cell before he gets a step back. However, its too late as Seith grabs him by the hair and delivers a hard kick to the back, sending GME falling off the cell and crashing hard on the outside of it. The fans start to chant ‘holy shit’ yet again as GME is now back on the ground and is not moving. Its already 14:04, and Seith walks over CB in the middle of the structure. Both men mouth off at each other before they start to brawl. Eventually, Seith lands an eye rake to CB for him to gain momentum. He grabs CB and sets him up for the chokeslam to hell. However, as he lifts CB up, CB delivers a MIGHTY chop to the shoulder of Seith for him to let him loose. CB grabs Seith Helloct before he levels him in the middle of the ring with his finisher the overdrive. The roof bursts open and both men fall down back into the ring. Seith is really not moving after that move, while CB crawls desperately towards his opponent. Finally, he reaches the fallen Seith after a minute and drapes his arm over him for the count. 1….2….3
Winner: Christopher Back via pinfall @ 15:55
Post-Match: Mr. Back gets a mic and announces that if any mention or signs of GX on the TV shows that they'll be fired on the spot! Helloct and TYO tell him he can't do that! Mr. Back reminds them that since he owns the X-WCW and the rights to the GX that he can.
Seith, and the rest of GX relucantly agree but Seith vows that one day GX will rise again.
FINALLY, the angle is over. Unfortunately, that same sentiment has to be given to the houseshows as well. Oh well, we gotta wait until June for another round of this. For Judge Turd, Karlton, DaPlayboy and TheGreatUno…this is D sayin..g’night!
The show starts off with CB making his way to the ringside area. CB tells everyone that tonight will be an end of an era..the end of GX. CB states that tonight, once he wins the hell in a cell match, he’d take out EVERY single one of GX if he so chooses.
De'Si Nidea vs Real American vs Jason Love vs Nightmare
As ever, the crowd really loves to see Real American out here, and he blesses them all by grabbing a mic and saying something. I'm not really sure what, but he did a dance at one point. A happy dance. So I'm assuming that's good. But not for him, as Jason Love, already in the ring, started to pound on him with forearm strikes! Just then the Star Wars music played, and out dashed Nidea, yelling something about 'cosmic balance' or whatever. I think I understand him less than I do RA. Nidea started scrapping with Jason, doing some kind of silly kung-fu garbage, as Nightmare calmly approached the ring; at least he's quite normal, gotta give him that much. I mean, if we had someone like Casus Crevious out here instead, the ring would implode from a weirdo overdose...oh, and the bell rung as Nightmare got in the ring. Did I mention that? (0:00)
With RA unoccupied, Nightmare went to deal with him, but RA surprised us all by actually putting up a fight, planting a solid jab right on Nightmare's nose - and another - and another - and then seemed to be trying for a big, fancy Shake-Rattle-N-Roll kind of finish, but tripped on his own bootlaces and fell over. Love caught one of Nidea's kicks, but the dork went for an Enziguri - but got his other foot loose as well, and turned it into a Head Scissor Takedown! Nightmare, evidently doing things by priorities, decided to focus on Nidea instead; countering another of the Jedi's plethora of kicks, he brought his elbow down on Nidea's captured knee, eliciting a scream of agony from his opponent and plenty of winces from the crowd, including me. Nightmare followed through with a Standing Leg Lock, but Nidea scrabbled away and grabbed the bottom rope. Jason Love attempted a Back Suplex on RA, only to find that he couldn't life him. Well, he is seven inches taller - didn't you notice, Jason? I doubt if he'll make the same mistake again, after RA planted him with the Catapult DDT! Or what I assume was a Catapult DDT...sometimes it's difficult to tell with Real American. (0:51)
Nightmare looked set to apply some more punishment to Nidea's doubtless-shattered knee with a Shin Breaker, but the nerd slipped over his head and fell, bringing Nightmare down into a Neckbreaker! With Jason Love reeling, RA went up top, and waited like a panther for Love to stagger to his feet - then took to the skies with a Diving Leg Drop! SWEET BABY JESUS! He flattened Love's...toes. And missed the rest of him. But that seemed enough, as Jason stumbled back, yelling and hopping around. Love turned, and got taken down by stereo chops from Nidea and Nightmare, who then locked up, allowing Nightmare to use his superior bulk to shove Nidea into a corner and thrust shoulders into his midsection. (1:23) RA hoisted Love up onto his shoulders...and then just sort of stood there for a while, unsure of what to do next. Jason figures something out for him, though, by slipping over one shoulder and getting RA caught up in a Sunset Flip! This got him a 2-count before Nightmare dashed over and gace him a sharp kick in the spine, then rused back to Nidea in the corner - who nipped to the side, letting Nightmare run shoulder-first into the ring post! Adding pressure, Nidea gave Nightmare's...buttocks...a Front Dropkick, driving him further into the turnbuckle, before the dork got his head done in by the razor-keen edge of RA's hand! Bah gawd! (It took me ages to write that, since RA wasn't actually attacking - he was doing a Hulkamania taunt - and I still had to make it sound exciting) Nidea dropped and rolled out of the ring, whilst Jason grabbed RA's thong and yanked it down! Oh god, my eyes! MY EYES! At least RA had the decency to fall on his butt, so we didn't see anything nasty for too long...but what we did see was VERY nasty. Jason, somehow oblivious to the horrors he had caused, followed up with a neat little Lionsault, but Nightmare pulled him off before the ref reached 2, and dropped him with a sharp Half Nelson Suplex! (1:48)
Nightmare applied a Dragon Sleeper hold on Jason whilst he was down, but RA - thong blissfully back in place - broke it up with a running knee strike to the side of Nightmare's head. RA declared, loud and proud, that he'd follow up with a Face Driver, but...well, I don't know what a Face Driver is, so I'm not really sure if he was doing it or not. But whatever; it looked like a normal Piledriver attempt, but Nightmare managed to hook his legs around RA's head - then swung up and around, winding up across RA's back, where he locked in the Trapped in your Dreams! OMG! That made very little grammatical sense - and as if to spare me further embarassments, Nidea slid back into the ring, dashed forward and leapt up, plucking Nightmare from RA's back and bringing him down to the canvas with a Side Effect! RA also collapsed, after the hold had cut off the oxygen from his Stegosaurus brain. (2:21) De'Si pulled Nightmare to his feet and tried a Force Suplex, which Nightmare resisted on account of its stupid name, countering with a few knee shots to Nidea's ribs followed by a Drop Toe Hold, from which Nightmare applied a Half Boston Crab on Nidea's already injured leg! Would he tap? Would he?! EH?! No, he doesn't, because Jason Love went and ruined it all by butting in at that precise second with a Dropkick to Nightmare's back - turnabout is fair play! Love got a pretty good Facecrusher on Nightmare, then tried the same thing on RA - but the big guy, erm...fondled his butt. No, I'm not sure if that's legal either. But it did distract Jason long enough for RA to hoist him up on his shoulders again, think up something, and then do an actually-quite-good Death Valley Driver! (2:45)
RA celebrated with a few pelvic thrusts, making several women near the front faint - sorry, I mean 'vomit' - and the Real American climbs up onto the top rope, back to Jason, and sung the national anthem...of Germany. This would've been construed as inappropriate if it wasn't so random. Anyhoo, I think RA was planning what he calls an 'Off the Top Rope Moonsault Body Press Suicide' (seriously) but Nidea came stumbling over, knocked RA down to size with an elbow strike, then hooked up in Cross P-Bomb mode and delivered the B-Wing, lunging forward as he went, leaving RA to land atop Jason! OOF! That's what noise Jason made as RA touched down on his solar plexus! Nidea stumbled up, but Nightmare delivered one horrific Roundhouse Kick to the dork's head, and he collapsed, mumbling something about going to Dagobah. Oddball. Looking around, Nightmare shrugged and simply applied Trapped in your Dreams agaim, this time on Jason Love; it wasn't long before the ref called for the bell.
Winner via Submission @ 3:22 - Nightmare
Nightmare went to head backstage, but RA stood sharply back up at that exact moment...and started doing the Monster Mash. Nightmare just glanced at him oddly before continuing on his way, as beer cans and roses rained down upon RA...
On the X-Tron
We catch a glimpse of Nightmare passing through the corridors, but he stops as the lights flutter on and off a bit on the hallway he passes though. Soon enough, a figure creeps behind him before he turns around. He stands face to face with a black haired girl who is wearing a schoolgirl outfit. A staredown insues, until Nightmare just shakes his head and turns around. The cameras focus on Nightmare leaving, but it zooms out to the hallway to find that the girl herself is already outta sight......CREEPY!!!
PART TWO
8 Man Tag Team Street Fight
Karl Baller, Sean Bryne, Judge Death, and The Renegade Ron Micehals vs Misled Youth & The Stix Bros.[/quote][/b]
As ever, the audience just couldn't wait to hear what Karl had to say about his opponents, and he didn't disappoint; highlights included "You call yaselves Stix, but all I see is stoopid hicks, and as for brothers, well, I f**ked yo mother, so what's that make me?...YOUR DADDY, B***HES!" and "The Misled boys is busy playin' wit' their mama's sex toys, but they'll soon lose their poise 'cuz I'm bringin' the noise! Holla!" The Stix brothers and Misled Youth didn't take too kindly to that, as you might imagine, and came dashing out rather sharply, eager to taste the blood of their opponents, already in the ring. It quickly became apparent that, other than ringing the bell (0:00), the ref wouldn't be getting much of a workout in this match, as all eight men ignored the apron and simply began brawling all over the ring! Baller nailed Trevor Moon on the forehead with the mic he was using, before dropping to the mat and continuing the assault with relentless right hands; Chaz Sundance forced Byrne into one of the corners and capitalised with some knife-edge chops; Dante Stix took Michaels down into a Darkness Choke, keeping the pressure on against the canvas; and Damien grabbed Death by the throat with both hands and lifted him aloft, only for the skinny turd to breathe on him, making Damien drop the zombie cop again and experience a coughing fit, his eyes watering from the noxious fumes. JD zeroed in on Chaz, spun him around and gave him a solid punch in the gut; with help from Byrne, this was followed by a 'Stinger' double-team Piledriver! Karl pulled Trevor to his feet and sent him to the ropes, intending a Back Toss; Moon rolled over his back, then caught Karl with a Spinning Wheel Kick as he turned around. The Renegade managed to break the choke hold with an eye poke, then followed through with a steep-angled DDT on the reeling Dante. For some reason, I found my eyes drawn to two chickens that had somehow fluttered down onto the time-keeper's lap, and were busy having sex. This was very distracting, so I've had to reassemble some bits of my report after the fact, by nicking bits from other peoples' work. Maybe I shouldn't have said that... (0:27)
Judge Death and Sean Byrne went to double-team Trevor Moon, but this didn't work out too well, as Byrne locked up for a Belly-to-Belly Suplex whilst Death simply tried to strangle the life out of Moon; talk about communication problems! Their momentary confusion allowed Moon to break free and throw punches at both of them; Death and Byrne then landed stereo Haymakers that floored Moon. Meanwhile, Michaels stuck Dante into a Chinlock, with the smaller Stix grabbing for the ropes before realising that it wouldn't make much of a difference, whilst Baller slid out of the ring after Damien, who had already retreated halfway up the ramp; Karl gave him some knee shots, then delivered a crushing Fisherman's Suplex that nearly snapped the ramp in two! Dante Stix took advantage of the no-DQ scenario by pulling on the Renegade's hair until he released his chinlock, and after returning to a vertical base, shoved Michaels into a corner an began to choke him relentlessly. (0:48) JD went to aid Michaels, but a dropkick outta nowhere from Chaz Sundance made him reel against the ropes, and the following clothesline sent him right on over the top! Chaz gloated, but turned away without noticing that Death had landed on his feet; seething, the turd grabbed Chaz' ankles and pulled him out below the bottom rope, before slinging him roughly into one of the steps. Sean Byrne pulled up Trevor Moon and delivered a quick Michinoku Driver, but the cover netted him only a 2 before Trevor kicked out. Both men on the ramp slowly regained their senses, with Baller getting to his feet that little bit quicker than Damien, and pulled off a stinging Enziguri kick to keep the bigger man down! Dante attempted to flow from his choke hold - his second choke in the match, notice - into a 10-punch, but the Renegade wasn't having any of that, and countered with a Running Sitdown Powerbomb! On the outside again, Death tugged Chaz up by his hair, only to get some stiff shots to his barely-there midsection, followed by a double-leg takedown...and a Giant Swing? Yep, believe it or not, folks, Chaz Sundance was employing one of the least cool moves in all of pro wrestling...luckily, he had a plan, in that he released Death with enough momentum to send the zombie crashing into one of the ring posts, which he folded around like wrapping paper! OWEEE! Chaz laughed, but then got blindsided by Baller and rolled back into the ring. (1:17)
The Renegade and Baller teamed up to lay out Chaz with a Double Monkey Toss, whilst Byrne connected with a Stalling Suplex on the other Misled Youth, Trevor, before leaving the ring to fish around under the apron. He returned with a trashcan, grinning wildly, and stuck Trevor's head into it whilst Baller continued putting the boots into Chaz and Ron Michaels tossed Dante over the ropes, then followed him outside. Damien Stix had finally recovered from the beating he got from Karl, and made his way down to ringside, finding a good ol' steel chair under the ring and sizing up the groggy Judge Death for a proper whacking. He dashed forward, swung the steel - and it nailed Death right on the noggin with an almighty CLANG! But, I swear to all my gods, including the ones I don't like, he didn't fall down; he just sort of stood up, hissing in that creepy way he does, with the chair still stuck to that ridiculous helmet. Damien tilted his head in silent puzzlement, then lunged forward again, but Death was ready, and gorilla-pressed the much larger man overhead, before dropping him chest-first onto the safety railings! (1:46) The Renegade was ruthlessly grinding Dante's mostly-masked face across a fallen portion of the safety railing, and Karl whipped Chaz to the ropes - but Chaz countered it, and spun around, whipping Baller in the opposite direction with enough force to send Da K.I.D. tumbling clear over the ropes! Sean Byrne came off the top with a Frog Splash, but Trevor darted out of his trashcan, leaving Byrne to flatten the empty can with his ribs, much to his bemusement - and agony. With a nod to each other, the two halves of Misled Youth climbed opposite turnbuckles whilst Byrne rolled over onto his back, gasping in pain, not realising that he was virtually dead-centre in the ring with the boys from Santa Cruz about to deliver You Are Misled! But Trevor got distracted by something at the corner of his eyes - Judge Death pulling the twisted chair off his helmet, and with a grunt of effort and not a little malice, flung it like a frisbee towards the perched Moon! Trevor raised his arms, but it didn't do a whole lot of good; the chair caught him right across the top of his skull with a sickening crunch, and he toppled off the turnbuckle AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HOLY HEDGETRIMMERS, BATMAN! And again, I ask why the hell do the commentators even bother to show up at house shows anyway? But whatever, that was awesome! Chaz hesitated only a moment before deciding to fly solo - but Sean got his knees up, countering Sundance's planned 450 splash! It be chaos out there! (2:21)
JD wandered in the general direction of the ring, but was grabbed from behind - Damien had arisen! And he easily picked Death up to deliver multiple Pendulum Backbreakers, each landing with a nasty crunch and a shouted curse from the skinny turd. After the fifth, Damien dropped Death and started to kick the corpse, who twitched spasmodically but did little else. Meanwhile, Ron Michaels doubled over Dante and looked set for a Piledriver, only to find himself the victim of a Back Toss, cracking his spine against the bare concrete floor and the feet of several shocked fans! I think one of them licked him...ewww! Back in the ring, an exhausted Sean Byrne and Chaz Sundance exchanged slow punches, before a lucky one from Chaz staggered Byrne a little. Chaz went off the ropes to capitalise - but got caught with a Powerslam from out of the blue! But the cover only gets 2, much to Byrne's annoyance. It struck me at this point that there were no legal men in the match...not that I cared or anything, y'know, it's just an observation. As Byrne sluggishly rose, Dante slid back into the ring; he easily blocked the Boston Rocker's punch, then spat flames - it's Dante's Inferno! Byrne recoiled from the fire, and quickly found himself hoisted up into the suplex position - then he crashed down into a Brainbuster! Dante made the cover - but Baller broke it up! Damien was still working over JD, when the zombie cop abruptly swung his metal-coated head up - and right into Damien's groin! That's gotta smart something awful! The look on what could be seen of Damien's face confirmed it! (3:01)
PART THREE
After roughing up Dante for a few moments, Karl stepped out onto the apron - oh, so they acknowledge it exists, then? - just as JD lifts Damien up into a Powerbomb...and Baller comes leaping off the apron with a Flying Clothesline that damn near decapitates Damien, sending him crashing to the floor! Sweet! Sean Byrne now found himself alone with Chaz Sundance and Dante Stix; he lashed out bravely, but fell prey to the numbers game, and the two of them delivered a smooth Double Suplex. JD rolled back into the ring, but Dante was there to meet him with his Inferno! And Death just walked right into the flames - AND HIS ENTIRE HEAD WENT ON FIRE! Dante blinked as Death threw his head back and laughed like a maniac, before yelling something like "Where iss your God now?!" and lunging forward, catching Dante right on the temples with a killer - and steel plated - headbutt! Dante went down and Michaels re-entered the ring, having finally shaken off the cobwebs; the sight of Death ablaze distracted Chaz just enough for the Renegade to skip forward and pull off the Wild Kick! He got a cover - but the recovered Trevor Moon pulled him off by one of his ankles, dragging him back outside again. Death snapped off the Dream of Mirrors kick, catching the jaw of Dante Stix as he struggled to rise, before leaning down and trying to force one entire hand down the shorter Stix' throat - it's Hard to Swallow! JD tosses Dante back and forth across the mat whilst keeping the hold in place, clearly enjoying the discomfort of his opponent, but Trevor Moon ran in again to bring Death down with a running DDT! Man, Trevor's all over the place, isn't he? He's also sporting some burnt fingers now, as JD's head was still on fire when he grabbed it. Smart boy. Karl Baller and Damien Stix got back to their feet and exchanged some rights, which Damien got the upper hand in thanks to a sneaky throat thrust; then, as Karl stumbled away, he pulled one of the safety railings from its moorings and raised it in front of him, and charged towards the K.I.D.! Watch out, Karl! And watch out he did, for Baller countered via Superkick - a Superkick that drove the railings RIGHT INTO DAMIEN'S FOREHEAD! BOOYAKA! Damien falls like the Berlin Wall! (my analogies suck today) Elsewhere, the Renegade catches up on the slippery Trevor Moon and gives him a Fisherman's Carry, followed by a Buffalo Sleeper hold; Trevor started to fade rapidly, but Dante Stix somehow racked up enough energy to deliver a clubbing blow across the back of Michaels' head, breaking the hold. (3:54)
Ron Michaels got to his feet slowly, but still ahead of Dante, and started raining stiff shots down on the smaller Stix brother; then Chaz Sundance clubbed him from behind, and Trevor Moon used the ropes to pull himself up before joining in as well. A three-on-one! The humanity! But look! Sean Byrne has recovered, and makes a beeline for Chaz, pulling him away and forcing him into the corner with the unrelenting fury of his beatings! And Karl Baller slid back into the ring as well, deciding to focus on Dante - and driving the other Stix into the canvas with a brutal German Suplex! The Renegade now found the odds even, and started to stage a comeback against Trevor with some hard chops. However, Sean got an Eye Rake from Chaz, followed by a whip to the opposite corner. Chaz dashed forward - but there to meet him was Judge Death, who lifts Chaz skyward with a single hand! Time for the Manhattan Project, you think? Well, you're wrong, because Death opts to simply drop Chaz over the ropes, where he smashes into the hard floor with a deafening thud! JD leans heavily against the ropes after the exertion, seemingly oblivious to the flames that still lick over his skull, just as Trevor Moon blatantly kicks Ron Michaels in the crotch and hooks up the stunned Renegade for a Capture Suplex - but Byrne dashes out of the corner and, with what could be his last strength, delivers the Final Cutter! Sean and Ron drop with Trevor from exhaustion, whilst Karl Baller stares daggers at the back of Dante Stix, just rising now...who finds himself staring right at the flaming JD, not the nicest sight in the world, it must be said. Dante reels backward in shock, Karl turns him around and CHAOS FROM HEAVEN! There's a cover, and - 3! The deed is done! Thankyou and goodnight!
Winners via pinfall @ 4:49 - Karl Baller, Sean Byrne, Judge Death and Ron Michaels
With their opponents reeling, Death and Baller hoist Byrne and Michaels to their feet, and the four raise their arms in celebration as the crowd showers them with good tidings. It's all so heartwarming; I think I might be physically ill.
Finally, we get our 5 minute break!!!
After the break, we go back to ringside and the announcers say that a special guest is here to shoot some t-shirts to the fans. I wonder who it is? All of a sudden, former X-WCW wrestler BLACKBIRD makes his way to the ringside area with a decent amount of babyface cheers. The former X-WCW Jobberooni gets a cannon and is ready to blast the t-shirts to the crowd, that is until 'Filmstar' blares throughout the speakers and RNR makes their way to the ringside area with boos.
Rage and Rayne make it inside the ring and beat the crap outta BLACKBIRD. They deliver a moonsault variation to the doomsday device of LOD before they toss out the former X-WCW wrestler over the ropes. Rayne cuts a promo about RNR returning to the X-WCW Houseshow wars since the past year. They say that they wont compete tonight, but they sure as hell made an impact right now. Rage gets the mic and tells the crowd to expect them to be back in the X-WCW TV soon enough. They leave the ring just in time for...THE MAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN.....EVEEEEEEEENNNNNNT!
PART FOUR
X-WCW Intercontinental Championship
Triple Threat Hell in a Cell Match
Grandmaster E vs Christopher Back vs Seith Helloct (c)
All three men make their separate entrance, first with Seith Helloct and his lights out and sudden appearance into the ring. Next one is GME with the lights off while disco like lights strobes on the ringside. Once the lights come back, he is ALSO inside the ring. Seith has this look like GME just ripped him off…gee…YOU THINK he didn’t rip HIS off from Sting? Finally, Christopher Back makes his way DOWN THE RAMP, a welcomed changed for all competitors in this match. With all three men inside the ring, the hell in a cell structure slowly descends around the ring. Once its done, the match is off to the start, THANKGAWD FOR PATRON SEATS(one row behind the final row of ringside seats).
The match starts with Seith and CB fighting each other in the middle of the ring which leaves GME thinking the same thing the crowd was thinking: “WHY AM I HERE AGAIN?!”. CB hits a hard forearm to the face of Seith before he hot shots him face first onto the steel. GME grabs CB and takes him down with a bodyslam and follows it up with a running fist drop on the face. GME plays the power game at this point in the match as he takes down both Seith and CB with a couple of clotheslines, shoulder blocks and hiptosses. @2:19, Grandmaster E attempts to deliver a suplex on Seith, but Seith blocks it and hits a hard knee to GME’s gut. Seith takes down GME with a DDT and he goes over the fallen CB. He delivers some hard elbow strikes to the back of CB’s head before he backs him into the corner and has a boot choke on the X-WCW CEO. He eventually lets go thanks to GME forcing him out with some hard clubs to the back. GME grabs Seith by the hair and drags him near the corner. He tries to slam him, but Seith stops it with his foot. Seith hits a couple of hard elbows to the face of GME before he grabs GME with both hands and bashes him hard on the turnbuckle. GME turns around and does a flop reminiscent of Ric Flair’s before the crowd does a WOOO on his hard thud to the mat. @ 4:42, Seith waits for CB to get up before he sends him into the corner. Seith follows him up, but CB stops him with a back elbow to the face. Seith staggers backwards and GME catches him from behind with a half nelson suplex. Grandmaster E approaches CB and both men start to trade blows inside the steel structure. While both men are busy with trading some hard right hands, Seith Helloct sneaks in and delivers a hard clothesline on CB. GME has no time to react as well after Seith levels him with a hard clothesline as well. Helloct looks at the structure surrounding him and the other two competitors for a while.
Seith, @6:00, drags CB by the head and tosses him to the outside of the ring. He waits for CB to get up before he delivers a baseball slide kick to the face of CB. CB gets hit by the slide and he stumbles around to hit face first on the steel of the structure before he falls down completely. Inside the ring, Seith Helloct approaches GME, but it proved to be a big mistake as the former UW champ hits a hard European uppercut that stuns Seith and makes him lean on the nearby ropes. GME backs up and goes for a dash at Seith, but Seith falls down on the mat and pulls up the top rope, sending GME crashing head first onto the steel structure and he falls to the outside of the ring while the fans chant ‘holy shit’. Seith goes to the outside of the ring and makes his way towards the door of the cell. He starts to kick it hard for it to get open, and he succeeds! Once the door is open, he drags CB to his feet and tosses him through the door and outside the hell in a cell structure before he follows him over. Seith picks up CB, but CB takes him down with a double leg take down and catapults him to make him land face first onto the steel side of the cage. Seith stumbles down while CB starts to stomp down on him. GME slowly gets to his feet inside the cage and CB continues his attack on Seith. Eventually, GME leaves the cage and delivers a powerful spear on Chris Back. @ 9:08, GME starts to climb up the cage while we see Seith follws him over from the other side. Once both men are on top of the cage, they meet each other and start to punch one another. Seith tries to clothesline GME, but GME grabs him by the arm and deliver an armbar takedown. Seith gets locked into an armbar submission while we notice CB climbing up..oh gee. Finally, once CB is there, GME lets go of the move and CB picks him up. GME delivers a hard jawbreaker on CB and sends him staggering back. GME charges at CB, only to get tripped by a single leg takedown. @10:55, Chris Back mounts on top of the fallen Seith Helloct and delivers some stiff right hands on his head while they are on top of the steel structure. CB gets up and GME approaches him. Both men stare down in the middle of the structure and the crowd goes wild. Slowly, both men turn their attention to the recovering Seith Helloct and they shake hands.
Chris Back pulls up Seith and delivers some hard clubs to his back before he snapmares him. GME backs up a bit and delivers a running big boot to the face of Seith. OUCHIES! Seith rolls around the top until he reaches the edge of the cell’s structure. He slowly gets to his feet and we see GME on a pivot position. Soon enough GME charges at Seith, but he misses him as Seith does a sidestep. GME wobbles on the edge of the cell before he gets a step back. However, its too late as Seith grabs him by the hair and delivers a hard kick to the back, sending GME falling off the cell and crashing hard on the outside of it. The fans start to chant ‘holy shit’ yet again as GME is now back on the ground and is not moving. Its already 14:04, and Seith walks over CB in the middle of the structure. Both men mouth off at each other before they start to brawl. Eventually, Seith lands an eye rake to CB for him to gain momentum. He grabs CB and sets him up for the chokeslam to hell. However, as he lifts CB up, CB delivers a MIGHTY chop to the shoulder of Seith for him to let him loose. CB grabs Seith Helloct before he levels him in the middle of the ring with his finisher the overdrive. The roof bursts open and both men fall down back into the ring. Seith is really not moving after that move, while CB crawls desperately towards his opponent. Finally, he reaches the fallen Seith after a minute and drapes his arm over him for the count. 1….2….3
Winner: Christopher Back via pinfall @ 15:55
Post-Match: Mr. Back gets a mic and announces that if any mention or signs of GX on the TV shows that they'll be fired on the spot! Helloct and TYO tell him he can't do that! Mr. Back reminds them that since he owns the X-WCW and the rights to the GX that he can.
Seith, and the rest of GX relucantly agree but Seith vows that one day GX will rise again.
FINALLY, the angle is over. Unfortunately, that same sentiment has to be given to the houseshows as well. Oh well, we gotta wait until June for another round of this. For Judge Turd, Karlton, DaPlayboy and TheGreatUno…this is D sayin..g’night!