Post by Cyberstrike on Apr 7, 2018 15:46:08 GMT
X-WCW goes on the air as we see a black and white footage of the x-wcw ringside filled with a capacity crowd. The clip shows a few flashes from the crowd before it skips to a slow motion clip of the x-wcw stage pyrotechnics display and JR’s voice over.
JR: “WELCOME TO STARRCADE!!!”
The video fades to black as we hear a new voice over filling the video.
VO: “The grandest stage of them all…”
The video appears again and we get another shot at the ringside view of starrcade: neo, which fades into the ringside area of Starrcade: Xtreme.
VO: “Where stars are born….”
We see Blaster getting his hand raised before it shifts to Daedelus lifting the X-WCW European title high into the air. It fades to black as we see “The Great One” Andrew Radon getting his hand raised by the referee before it quickly shifts into Final Frontier holding two tag team titles each.
VO: “Where death defying moments are the norm…”
The video shows a slow motion clip of D-Extreme going for a shooting star press. Before he could land on the mat, it quickly changes to see Chris Back and Wolfang hanging momentarily in a kendo stick suspended 20 feet above the ring. Before the video fades to black, we see Ringo jumping off the x-tron and going for a body splash on someone strapped in a stretcher.
VO: “Where legacies…are forever cemented.”
The video shows Otacon raising the X-WCW Television title over his head. Then we see D-Extreme clutching the X-WCW World Title in his hands, which shifts into Divebomb lifting the X-WCW UW title high above the air while he is on the turnbuckle. It fades to black.
VO: “But now, something is about to threaten its entire legacy…”
“IT’S TIME!”
The Revolution theme song hits and we see Tony Bonito hitting Karl Baller from behind with a chair. Soon enough we see single shots of every revolution member while TB’s voice over is heard.
TB: "On Starrcade: Revolution, we will KILL OFF the remains of the X-WCW's old culture of corruption and tyranny.”
We are shown clips of RNR holding Chris Back in the ropes as TB is preparing the weed whacker. Before it continues, we skip to the part where Bonito locks in the ankle lock on a prone D-Extreme.
TB: “Soon enough..we will change the old guard of the X-WCW…and it starts on Starrcade”
The black and white footage fades as we see Tony Bonito’s face as he laughs in a very low and monotone voice.
VO: “But with a looming threat, there are still others who will NOT stand down.”
The video comes into full color as the starting riffs of “If you want blood” by AC/DC hits and we see Karl Baller raising the X-WCW World Title high in the air. We hear his voice over.
KB: “As I said before, they are coming in to take whats mines, and I ain't letting that happen.”
While we hear the voice-over, we see the following clips
- KB hitting the headshot on Tony Bonito
- KB delivering a scissors kick to R.E. Rage
- KB staring down against Otacon.
The video goes over this time to Otacon who we see slowly getting himself up inside the ring.
Otacon: “Without doubt man, i mean i go into every match with only one goal and that's to win by any means necessary......”
While we hear his voice looming in the video, we see the following clips
- Otacon hitting the final impact on Andrew Radon
- Otacon delivering a neckbreaker on Ignavus
The video fades as we see Otacon and Tony Bonito staring down and we hear a scream in the background.
“IF YOU WANT BLOOOOOOOD - YOU GOT IT!”
The video shows Tony Bonito screaming inside the ring before it transitions to KB delivering a powerful chair shot over the head of Brett Rayne.
“IF YOU WANT BLOOOOOOOD - YOU GOT IT!”
We see Otacon posing on the top turnbuckle before it transitions into Cane Deathscream hitting a big boot to the face of The Renegade.
“BLOOD ON THE STREETS”
We see R.E. Rage hitting a snap suplex on Mike Daniels.
“BLOOD ON THE ROCKS”
We see Autobot Jazz delivering the statis lock on alec lightstar
“BLOOD in the gutter”
The video shows Sean Byrne delivering a moonsault from the top rope
“EVERY LAST DROP”
It then goes over to the part where Justin Sane flies off a ladder to deliver a senton bomb.
“YOU WANT BLOOD……”
We see Tony bonito pointing towards the ring.
“YOU GOT IT!”
The video fades with Karl Baller posing for the fans. The guitar riffs of the same song plays again as the X-WCW logo is on display momentarily until we see the PPV logo.
V.O.: “The X-WCW PRESENTS…STARRCADE-REVOLUTION!!!”
We go to ringside and we see the pyrotechnics explode on the stage. The fans are on their feet as the cameras now pan over to the commentator’s table with JR and RK.
JR: “WELCOME EVERYONE TO STARRCADE: REVOLUTION!!! The biggest event in the X-WCW is coming to you live at The Wachovia Center in Philadelphia Pennsylvania. I am James Russell and alongside with me here is Randal King.”
RK: “The city of brotherly love will experience a world of hate and pain like it never has seen before. Grudges will be settled, claims will be proven, and titles are at stake JR! This is going to be great!”
JR: “As you said King, titles WILL be at stake here at Starrcade: Revolution! The main prize of the X-WCW, the X-WCW World Championship will be settled in a six man rage in a cage match.”
RK: “It will be six men determined to dish out some pain and agony to each other just to get the X-WCW World Title, its great!”
Triple Threat Match
TRD vs Tommy Capello vs Greg Biafra
THII: "The following triple threat contest is scheduled for one fall."
Clubbed to Death by Rob Dougan hits the house speakers as the X-WCW's new guy appears on stage to a luke warm reaction.
THII: "First, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 240 Pounds, "The Fight King," TOMMY CAPELLO."
RK: "Tell me J.R, are we THAT short on talent."
JR: "What are you talking about King?
RK: "This guy has been here, what, a week? And he's already on the biggest stage in the X-WCW?"
JR: "I think Tommy's a great athlete and wants to make a big impact on management."
RK: "And I think Mr. Capello must have sh*t a gold brick for John Crook to get here."
Tommy Capello steps in to the ring and stands on the turnbuckle hoping for some reaction as the song changes to Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold.
THII: "And from Music City, USA, weighing in at 300 pounds, "THE REAL DEAL."
TRD Appears on the stage in an nTo Tee-Shirt as he heads down to the ring.
JR: "TRD is walking with a purpose tonight King."
RK: "Or course he is JR, this is Starrcade. It's the event lesser companies might compare to there Wrestlemania and Bound for Glory. Not that I'm naming names."
JR: "No, not you."
I Want to Conquer the World by Bad Religion hits the speakers as the final man comes to the ring.
THII: And finally, from San Diego, California, weighing 238 lbs, GREG BIAFRA.
RK: "Terri Hottbody, as hot as she is, always leaves a piece of Gregs introduction out."
JR: "Such as?"
RK: "That Greg is straight edge, and better then you"
JR: "That is the most asinine, self absorbed....oh forget it. I briefly forgot who I as talking to."
The bell rings as Greg and Tommy lock up in the center of the ring. But TRD runs in and gives them a simultaneous shoulder block. TRD picks up Tommy first and gives him a side walk slam. Greg gets back up and gets a boot for his trouble. TRD picks Tommy up but Capello delivers some stiff kicks to the hamstring. Greg gets up and starts his own series of kicks before hitting a dropkick to the knees bringing TRD to the mat.
JR: "Smart strategy by Biafra and Capello to bring down the biggest man in the match."
RK: "That's why he's better then you."
JR: "I really wish you would stop that."
Greg looks at Tommy and nods like they both know what the other is thinking. Greg picks TRD and puts him on the ropes as Tommy clothesline's him over the top, but right after he does, Greg starts throwing punches to Tommy. Tommy goes for a back chop which gets a WOOOOO from the crowed. A few more chops and a few more WOOOOOO'S as Greg gets backed in to the corner. Tommy gets some kicks in before TRD comes back in the ring. He turns Tommy around and picks him up then throws him in to Greg in the corner. TRD grabs Greg and gives him a huge hip toss across the ring. TRD turns his attention to Tommy as he lifts him up for a suplex, and holds him up there...and holds him...and holds him. TRD walks the ring getting a huge pop form the fans while STILL holding Tommy in the air. Finally Greg gets back up and dropkicks TRD's back sending him face first to the mat while Tommy's shins hit the top rope and crashes head first into the canvas.
JR: "Oh my GAWD, Tommy Capello getting the worst of that after spending all that time suspended in the air."
RK: "Heh heh. Welcome to the X-WCW, kid."
Greg picks up TRD and gives him an arm drag then another but this time, locking him in an arm bar. TRD drags himself to the ropes. Greg holds on but releases at four. He then drags TRD to the center of the ring and locks him in another armbar. TRD tries to shake Greg lose but before he can, Tommy hits a shinning wizard like kick to the back of Greg's head. Tommy goes for a pin.
JR: "First pin attempt of the match, 1...2, kick out."
TRD gets back up shaking his arm. Tommy starts to throw punches at TRD, but TRD throws him to the corner. TRD charges but Tommy ducks out of the way and slams into the corner as Tommy climbs the ropes. Greg Biafra takes advantage by rolling up TRD, but before the reff can start a count, Tommy dives off the ropes, hitting a superfly style splash on Greg and TRD breaking up the pin.
RK: "Are you able to follow this?"
JR: "I'm trying, but there's to much going on."
TRD picked Tommy up an attempts a Samoa drop but Capello counters with a DDT. Tommy tries for a pin but Greg break's it up and hits a jawbreaker. The two start brawling as Tommy tries to knock him down and lock him in the death lock. But Greg keeps fighting out of it. Tommy hits Greg with a few chops but Greg hits an enziguri out of no where. Greg motions to the crowd that its over. He picks Tommy up and hits him with The Anarchyer.
RK: "The Anarchyer and it's over JR. That's why he's better then you."
JR: "1...2...thr-NO, TRD MAKES THE SAVE."
RK: "Where did HE come from."
TRD and Greg get up and start punching each other but Greg misses and TRD hits a boot to the head. TRD picks up Greg for the Deal Maker but Tommy hits a spinning wheel kick to TRD's head, with Greg falling on his stomach. The fans pop with so much going on as a small "Tommy, Tommy" chant breaks out. Tommy taunts to the crowd and is getting a better response this time. But by this time TRD gets up and hits Tommy with a belly to back suplex. Tommy gets up and charges TRD but is caught in a swinging sidewalk slam. TRD gets up to his feat while still doubled over. Greg takes advantage by hiting a sunset flip.
JR: "Another pin attempt, 1...2...kick out."
Greg forces TRD to his feat before kicking him in the stomach and trying to give him The Anarchyer. But Greg can't get him air born as his legs give out and TRD crashes down on Greg. Tommy tries to take advantage by putting TRD in a jack knife pin as the lower half of his body still on top of Biafra at an odd angle, but can't get both of his shoulders on the mat. TRD rolls out of the ring as Greg and Tommy start to brawl. Tommy catches one of Greg's punches and locks him in a standing Deathlock before sweeping the legs and locking it on the ground
JR: "Tommy Copello has Biafra locked in the Deathlock in the center of the ring, I think Greg's going to tap out."
RK: "NOOOOO, COME ON GREG."
Greg fights his way to the ropes but Tommy pulls him back to the center of the ring, all the while Tommy is screaming "TAP OUT." Just before Greg can tap out however, TRD enters the ring and boots Tommy in the head. TRD puts Greg on his feat as he lifts him up and hits him with the Deal Maker. TRD tries to go for the pin but Tommy starts attacking TRD with punches and kicks to the leg. Copello runs and bounces off the ropes as he tries for a clothesline, but TRD counters with the Cut A Deal. TRD goes for the pin.
JR: "The Cut A Deal in to the pin, 1...2...3, it's over."
THII: "Here is your winner, THE REAL DEAL."
The bell rings as Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold hits the speakers. TRD stands on the middle rope and taunts for the crowed as Greg leaves the ring holding his neck and saying something inaudible.
JR: "Hard fought match by all three men.But in the end, it's TRD in the ring the winner."
RK: "Greg got robed. He had to pay attention to TRD and the unknown jobber still lying in the ring."
JR: "His name is Tommy Copello, say it with me now, TOMMY COPELLO."
RK: "Whatever."
Tommy Copello gets to his feet while TRD goes down from the corner. Both men look at each other for a while before they shake hands.
JR: “Well this is a sign of respect from both men. I am glad they acknowledged each other’s commitment and hard work.”
RK: “Yeah, but as you can see, poor Greg got left out of the lovefest. Well folks, more Starrcade after the break!”
X-WCW goes on a commercial break.
Texas Death Match
Seith Helloct vs Big Dog
THII: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Texas Death match!! The rules are simple, the superst…”
Terri Hottbody is interrupted by a video on the titontron starting up. It shows Big Dog backstage in the Wachovia Center hallway to a negative reaction. It looks like he is kneeling down trying to catch his breath, as if he was just in a fight. All of a sudden, he is knocked completely down by a running knee attack from Seith Helloct! The crowd gives off a mixed response as Seith stomps down on his opponent. Meanwhile, a ring hand contacts Terri Hottbody and she makes an announcement.
THII: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that the Texas Death match has already begun. Please ring the bell for the official start!”
JR: “Bah Gawd, the match is already going on! These two have had a heated rivalry over the past few months King, which is shown here tonight. They couldn’t even wait to get inside the ring for this.”
RK: “I gotta agree with you man. But Big Dog is going to take Seith to school soon.”
The bell is rung and the crowd watches in astonishment as Seith Helloct hammers away on the multi-time X-WCW television champion. Seith pulls Big Dog up by the hair and hits BD with a throat thrust. Big Dog holds his throat and staggers back to a Nathaniel’s hot dog concession stand. Helloct uses this opportunity to charge Big Dog, but this ends up being a mistake. Big Dog bends over and back body drops his opponent over the stand and onto the register clerk! Big Dog catches his breathe a big as Seith slowly gets up.
JR: “How long as this been going on Randall, did you get word?
RK: “I’m going to find out, I already sent out an aid to get to the bottom of this. This looks like Big Dog has been taking Seith to hell for hours!”
JR: “Very biased assumption on one of your favorite wrestlers King…”
As Seith gets himself up, he is cracked across the face with a mop shot to the right side of the cheek. The mop breaks in half and Seith tumbles down, laying on the register clerk he took out a couple minute earlier. Big Dog wastes no time and climbs over the barricade and sends a couple boots to Seith’s body. Big Dog goes for a pin, but realizes nobody is around and gets up. Big Dog screams “GET A DAMN REF OUT HERE!” before he continues his assault on Seith Helloct.
RK: “Damnit, Big Dog could have gotten a pin right there.”
JR: “It would only be half the match though King.”
RK: “Oh shoot, Terri never mentioned the rules JR, do the honors?”
JR: “Certainly, especially since you probably don’t know them.”
RK: “….”
JR: “The rules are simple folks. This is a match where you must punish your opponent to the point where you pin him 1…2…3, and then leave him down for a ten count. A falls count anywhere match and Last man standing match into one basically.”
While the announcers speak about the match, Big Dog has Seith Helloct by the hair and slamming him head first into the register. He does this process about 6 times before holding Seith up and taunting at the fans backstage. Big Dog then grabs his face and goes to slam Seith into a near by glass juice machine (with lemonade being created in it), but Seith stops himself by putting his hands on the glass. Seith sends a couple elbows to Big Dog’s nose and Big Dog lets go. Seith spots a hotdog roller with a “very hot” sign on the front and has a sadistic smile.
JR: “Seith grabs Big Dog and good God he slammed his face into the hot dog machine!”
RK: “Whoa, what a brutal move by Seith. I had almost forgotten what a ruthless and hardcore wrestler Seith Helloct is.”
Big Dog screams and backs up into the counter, Seith wastes no time and picks up the heavy cash register and launches it. The register hits Big Dog face first and the Knoxville Tennesee native flips over the counter and onto the floor. The people in line to get food wince as Big Dog rolls around in pain. Seith Helloct quickly climbs over and smiles as he spots a referee making his way to the carnage.
JR: “Finally, a referee is here King. Hopefully he can get this mess sorted out and in the ring.”
RK: “What do you mean JR? He can’t do that, its under no disqualification remember?”
The referee tries to persuade Seith Helloct to take this back to ringside, but Seith smirks and shakes his head in disapproval as he attempts a pinfall.
JR: “1…2..kickout by Big Dog! It seems as though Seith Helloct won’t listen to reason. He wants to make Big Dog suffer.”
Big Dog is helped up by Seith and slapped around a bit. He catches a few knees to the stomach before Seith drops down and catapults Big Dog into the wall nearby! Big Dog slides down the wall, his saliva forever infused with it as he lays back first on the ground. Helloct grabs Big Dog’s right leg and begins to drag his opponent down the hallway.
Seith stops and looks around before dragging his opponent to the men’s bathroom, followed by the male fans of X-WCW. As he gets close to a sink, Big Dog’s left leg reacts as he kicks Seith’s hand off of his leg and double kicks back of Helloct. It catches Seith by surprise as he doubles over the sink and onto the wet ground. Helloct quickly gets back up and finds Big Dog getting to his feet, so he charges him only to get spinebustered right onto the tiled up floor!
As the referee just enters the bathroom, he spots Big Dog locking in a ground sleeper hold.
RK: “There are no submissions in this match JR, I wonder what he is doing?”
JR: “It looks like he is taking to this submission hold to tire out Seith.”
This goes on for 30 seconds until Seith starts to muster up strength and stand up. When he gets on both feet, Big Dog lets go and rocks Seith with a blatant kick to Helloct’s groin! The crowd boos as Big Dog grabs Seith and DDT’s him into the ground hard enough that Seith flips forward. Big Dog wastes no time and goes for a cover.
JR: “1…2…3! Big Dog scores the pinfall.”
RK: “What! The match is over that quick?”
JR: “No King, if you remembered, once they are pinned, they have till they have to answer a 10 count.”
The referee gets up and starts the ten count, loud enough that even more fans outside scurry in to see what is going. 1…2…3…4..Seith shows signs of life and turns over on all fours…5…6..Seith gets to his feet.
JR: “Seith Helloct has awa-GOOD LAWD!”
RK: “Jeez that had to hurt!”
Right when Helloct got back up, he was taken down hard with the cover part to one of the toilets by Big Dog. Big Dog attempts another pinfall, but this time is broken up when Seith kicks out at two. The former X-WCW TV champ picks his opponent up into a headlock position and moves the spectators out of the way as he takes Seith through the Wachovia center.
While being taken around, Seith reacts with some stiff punches to Big Dog’s side, but BD sends a knee to Seith’s stomach that calms him down. He takes Seith to a stairwell and gets a sick smile on his face.
JR: “Well it looks like the two are on the fourth floor of the building King. I was wondering where they were for the longest.”
RK: “Forget that JR, look at Big Dog’s face! He is going to throw Seith down there!”
Big Dog backs up a bit and runs to Bulldog Seith off of the steps, but at the last moment, when Big Dog goes for the jump, Seith pushes Big Dog off and Big Dog flies down half the stairwell and rolls down the remaining portion. The crowd all around chant “holy shit” as Big Dog lies out.
JR: “Bah gawd, he is broken in two. He just got thrown down all of those steps, he could be paralized!”
Seith who looks like he wants to capitalize, kneels down to hold his head and get himself together as we see a replay of Big Dog’s unfortunate flight. About 105 seconds later, Seith slowly heads down the steps to make the cover. The referee follows him and makes the count.
RK: “1…2…3, here is the pin. I don’t think Big Dog can get up after this one though.”
The referee starts the 10 count as Big Dog tries his best to get up. 1…2…Big Dog turns onto his stomach..3…4…5…Big Dog gets on all fours…6…7…Big Dog uses the railing to get on his feet! Seith starts wailing away on Big Dog’s face, but BD sends a quick thumb to the eye that catches Seith off guard. Big Dog uses all of his speed to run down the next set of stairs and reach the third floor. He turns around to see Seith Helloct close behind him.
Big Dog stares down Seith Helloct to come off the stairs and attack him. The former X-WCW Intercontinental champion smiles and jumps off the stairs with a double axe handle smash on Big Dog. Big Dog falls to the ground as Seith Helloct stands up and taunts at the people taking bathroom breaks or just headed back to the X-WCW arena. Big Dog slowly gets up, he endures some slaps to the back of the head and degrading words as Seith gets himself pumped up.
Helloct grabs Big Dog and piledrives him onto the concrete floor! He then attempts a pinfall that the referee quickly goes down to count.
JR: “1…2…kickout by Big Dog!”
Seith gets up slowly and backs up a bit. He then runs and drops a leg drop across Big Dog’s throat. The former Intercontinental champion slowly helps his opponent up and lifts him up. He walks towards one of the many thin glass windows and turns around before fall away slamming Big Dog into it, creating a crack!
RK: “Whoa, Seith is trying to throw Big Dog through that window. This is getting insane.”
JR: “Someone needs to stop this match now King, this is getting out of hand.”
RK: “This is X-WCW JR, EXTREME is what we live for. As much as it bothers us, there is nothing we can do about this.”
Seith gets up and heads down the hallway and cuts into the ringside section. He is in a mid section of the seating, like the J section of an A-R letter set up system that numerous arenas are known for. Since the area is sold out, he finds a young woman who is sitting with her boyfriend. He tells her to “remove yourself from your seat now” but the boyfriend in a “Revolution” gets up and gets in his face. Seith smirks and drops the boyfriend with one quick right hook to the jaw. The girl screams and moves out of the way to tend to her boyfriend as Seith looks at the chair.
JR: “And there is a lawsuit for us King. Right there, I can feel it.”
RK: “That kid shouldn’t try to get physical with an X-WCW wrestler though JR. There are nobody like these superstars, no regular person can even hope to stand up to them.”
JR: “Seith still had no right to do what he did though.”
Seith pulls and pulls, but cannot get the seat detached.
RK: “What is this guy thinking, he will never pull that off. He mine as well quit while he’s ahead.”
After a couple more tries, Seith just says forget it and heads back to the hallway. When he gets there, Big Dog is nowhere to be found as the crowd has formed a circle around the big crack at the window. Seith Helloct looks around, but still cannot find his opponent. One kid that looks no older then 10 screams “Look out!”, but it is to late. Big Dog emerges from the crowd with a steel barrel. He charges and hits Seith in the back of the head with it that looks like it knocks him clean out. A hyped up Big Dog than throws the can as hard as he can at the window. The hits the same big cracked spot hard and bounces off. Sharp pieces of glass fall out of the window as Big Dog looks on.
Big Dog then covers his opponent and screams out “REF” as he hooks the leg. The referee finally emerges from the crowd and counts the pinfall attempt.
JR: “1…2…3, there is the pin. Now can Seith get himself up before the ten count is over?”
RK: “I dunno about that King, he got caught off guard in the back of the head. That coulda been a knockout blow.”
1…2…3…4…5…Seith shows sign of life…6…7…Seith is sitting up and still trying to answer the 10 count…8…9…Seith is on both feet now, but bent over trying to stand tall.
JR: “te-NO! He is standing tall, how the hell is he doing this!?”
RK: “That is impossible, he should be done now!”
A shocked Big Dog sends three quick chops to Seith’s chest. He then pushes Seith Helloct back first against the cracked portion of the window. He sends a couple of body punches to Seith and follows them up with hard knees. Each attack has Seith push up against the glass harder and harder causing the window to crack more and more. Big Dog smirks and backs up, telling the crowd to get the hell out of his way.
JR: “Big Dog has moved most of the people out of the way and he has backed towards that raffle table there. What is he up to?”
RK: “Big Dog jumps up and down a bit and he is charging Seith.”
JR: “He is gon- BAH GAWD OH MIGHTY! GOOD LAWD, HE IS DEAD, HE IS DEAD!!!!”
RK: “CALL 911 NOW JR, I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!”
As Big Dog charged Seith he jumped at Seith for a shoulder tackle. At the last second, Seith ducked and dove out of the way causing Big Dog to hit the badly cracked window. Big Dog flew into the window at full force causing the window to shatter and Big Dog to go through it! He fell down 3 floors right onto a black 2007 Durango in the outside parking lot. The fall created a HUGE dent on the roof of the SUV and of course triggers the crowd to chant “HOLY SHIT!” over and over as the replay happens.
Seith gets up and looks out the window to see what happened and his eyes basically bulge out of his head. Anyone can hear the car alarm as Big Dog lie motionless on top of the vehicle.
JR: “I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW, CALL THE DAMN MATCH NOW!”
Seith comes back into reality and grabs the ref by his arm. He hurries to an escalator and races down to the ground floor. Thanks to all of the people blocking his way and having to push through everyone, he gets there in about 4 minutes. Seith runs outside and spots a whole lot of people outside crowding the car. He runs through there and pushes past the crowd to get to Big Dog. When he gets there he climbs on top of the car and you can see Big Dog coughing up blood and twitching. Helloct covers his opponent and the count is made.
JR: “1…2…3, FORGET THE 10 COUNT DAMNIT, WE NEED AN AMBULANCE!”
RK: “I AGREE JR, THIS IS OVER!!”
The referee then starts the count. 1…2…3…4…5…Big Dog has not moved…6…7…8…9…10, the match is over. The referee signals for the bell and screams “GET HELP” as Seith raises his hands in victory. “The Crows” by Dark Lotus hits the speakers throughout the arena as EMT’S rush outside to help Big Dog.
JR: “Seith Helloct has just won…no, Seith Helloct has just survived one of the most epic and dangerous matches I have ever seen in my entire life! This match never even made it to the ring Randall!”
RK: “I am lost for words. Seith Helloct and Big Dog hate each other, but I never knew they hated each other as much as this. This wasn’t even a match, it was war.”
JR: “I agree 100% King, they were out to kill each other, and I think Seith might of done just that to Big Dog.
Seith staggers back into the building. Some of the fans follow him and wonder what is going to happen next.
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen, after what you just saw, this night is not over yet. We still have more X-WCW action for you.”
RK: “And the violence could get even worse than this. Lets pray it does not.”
X-WCW Tag Team Championship
The Final Frontier vs RNR©
X-WCW comes back from the commercial break as we see the following video package air.
Nitro 22…
The video package shows Brett Rayne pinning Raven Darkstorm as the referee counts.
RK: “Here is the pin 1..2..3.! YES! YES!!! Rage and Rayne WIN THE BELTS!!”
We hear the bell ringing and we get a clip of R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne holding their tag team titles in the air. The footage goes backstage where they are face to face with Final Frontier.
Rage: “Well Brett, look who we have here, Final Frontier! Hey whats up guys? Oh let me answer that, RNR is up on the tag team division cause were the new champs.”
Brett: “Yeah, you got that right Ragey boy.”
Rage: “Seems like it took us just ONE chance to unseat Starstorm for these titles while you couldn’t even get these belts off them after getting chance after chance to do so.”
AJ sneers and gets into Rage’s face before he responds
AJ: “For your information, if it was just a normal 2 on 2 against them, we’d win against them in any time of the day! You got that, Ricky?”
Rage smirks before he shoves AJ lightly. Autobot Jazz takes offense to it, but before he could lunge towards Rage, SFM is there to restrain him telling him its not worth it.
Rage: “It aint worth it as your costumed partner said, Jazz. It still stands, RNR gets one shot and only one shot..yet they can deliver. Lets just hope if you two would eventually get a shot at us, you’d atleast try to emulate our example.”
The two men laugh and they walk past Final Frontier.
AJ: “One of these days, SFM, I swear I will shut those douchebag’s mouth and prove them wrong.”
The scene fades as AJ and SFM look toward the direction of where RNR headed towards to.
Warzone 34…
We see the final moments of the fatal fourway match with Autobot Jazz hitting the statis lock on Alec Lightstar before the pin.
JR: “1-2-3! THEY DID IT! FINAL FRONTIER HAS WON THE MATCH!”
THII: “The winners of this match and the #1 contenders for the X-WCW Tag Team Titles…FINAL FRONTIER!!!"
We see Final Frontier celebrate in the ring while the cameras show the announce booth with two disturbed figures who are R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne. The video fades and we see R.N.R. making their way down the aisle as we hear Rage’s voice over.
Rage: “You are looking at the best tag team in the history of professional wrestling.”
The video then skips to Rage and Brett Rayne giving each other a high five inside the ring.
JR: “RNR, one of the most arrogant pairs that I have ever seen, King. But even with their arrogance, you cannot deny their incredible abilities inside the squared circle.”
We are shown the following clips of RNR while JR’s voice over is being heard.
- Rage and Rayne hitting the sweeping beauty combo on Chris Back
- R.E. Rage hitting an implant DDT on Flash Stryker
- Brett Rayne delivering the playboy kick on Karl Baller
The video shows R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne walking up the ramp and holding their tag team titles before it fades to black. It shows Autobot Jazz and SFM walking down the aisle and slapping the hands of the fans while we hear the following voice over of AJ.
AJ: "Rage, Rayne, you haven't seen anything yet. You think you're the best, but you have no idea what you're talking about because you haven't beaten the best.”
The video skips over to AJ and SFM on top of separate corners of the ring and posing for the crowd.
JR: “Final Frontier, the combination of Autobot Jazz and Sci-Fi Man. Ever since this team has been in the X-WCW, they have been one of the most formidable tag teams in the company’s history.”
While JR’s voice over is heard, we are treated to the following clips.
- Sci-Fi Man attempting to chokeslam D-Extreme
- Autobot Jazz delivering a missile dropkick on Nightmare
- AJ and SFM delivering stereo dropkicks to Otacon and Daedelus respectively
The video fades to black with AJ and SFM holding two sets of tag team belts in the air. We go back to see the backstage clip of both teams staring down at each other while JR’s voice is in the background.
JR: “Final Frontier vs RNR for the tag team titles at Starrcade: Revolution! Bah gawd, this is going to be one for the books!”
With that, the video package fades to black. We go back to ringside after the video package was finished and the camera pans over to the ring with Terri Hotbody II inside.
THII: “The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the X-WCW Tag Team Championship!!!”
“No more words” by Endeverafter hits the speakers and the tandem of Autobot Jazz and Sci-Fi Man make their way into ringside.
Don't you see the writing on the wall
You're in way over your head
You're gonna drown in the things that you said
THII: “Introducing the opponents, they weigh in at a combined weight of 455 lbs, Autobot Jazz and Sci-Fi Man, FINAL FRONTIER!!!”
Time has come and gone for words
A thousands threats I’ve heard before
And all your words are too big to take
Both men make their respective poses on stage while the pyros shoot up into the ceiling. The fans are on their feet and start to cheer as tag team makes their way down the ramp.
JR: “The duo of SFM and AJ are one of the X-WCW’s best tag team in its entire history. During the last Starrcade, which was Starrcade: Xtreme, they outlasted 3 other teams to unify the X-WCW International and World Tag Team titles. Another thing that will go onto their advantage is that technically, the tag team champions entering the Starrcade event has NEVER retained their title. It was either lost to other teams or unified.”
RK: “It’s kind of easy to say that JR, we only had TWO Starrcade events prior to this one. I cannot deny the things that Final Frontier has given to the X-WCW tag team division or to the company itself. However, they are facing one of the toughest tag team in RNR tonight.”
AJ and SFM slide into the ring and go on to climb on opposite corners of the ring. With both men on top, they pose for the fans who continue to cheer loudly for the challengers. Their music begins to fade out while they climb down from their respective corners. The footage at ringside goes onto wide-screen mode while the drumbeats of “Filmstar” by Suede starts to play in the PA system. Soon enough, the guitar riffs fills in as the strobe lights are also happening at the ringside. The duo of R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne enters the ringside area to a louder round of boos.
Filmstar, propping up the bar, driving in a car, it looks so easy,
Filmstar, propping up the bar, driving in a car tonight,
Filmstar, giving it class, living it fast, it looks so easy,
Filmstar, giving it class, living it fast tonight
R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne are wearing some expensive fur coats and shades on the stage while the X-WCW Tag Team belts are both on their waists. The ring crew rolls a red carpet down the ramp. As the carpet is eventually completed, the two men walk down the ramp while the crowd boos loudly at them.
THII: “And their opponents at a combined weight of 475 lbs, they are the current X-WCW Tag Team Champions…the team of R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne..R-N-R!!!”
JR: “The tag team champs, RNR, they might be cocky yet I have to admit they are talented as well.”
RK: “RNR is a great example of a tag team that has been in other federations and were just as successful, aside from Christopher Back and D-Extreme, RNR are the only duo in the X-WCW to become tag team champs while being known as former world champions.”
JR: “Yes indeed, both men have had the 2NLW International and Universal titles on their waists in the past. For R.E. Rage, he also has been an X-WCW Xtreme and Television champion in his initial stay at the federation.”
Brett Rayne and R.E. Rage enter the ring and go to separate corners as well. They both unbuckle their respective belt and raise them up into the air while the fans continue to boo them mercilessly. Rage and Rayne climb down from the corner and go to one side of the ring where they strip their coat and shades off. They hand their coats to the outside while the referee retrieves their tag team belts.
JR: “This has been a match that has been brewing ever since RNR won the X-WCW Tag Team titles. It all started with the current champs insulting Final Frontier backstage, and now it’s time for payback.”
RK: “Payback in what form JR? I am betting RNR can stick their claim tonight that they are the best tag team today if they can win against Final Frontier.”
The bell rings and Autobot Jazz and Brett Rayne start the match off. Both men go to the center of the ring and lock up. AJ quickly grabs the side headlock on Brett Rayne, until Brett backs AJ into the ropes and sends him to the other side. On AJ’s return, he baseball slides underneath BR before taking him down with a dropkick to the face. Brett gets to his feet and approaches AJ, who takes him down with a nicely executed armdrag. Autobot Jazz keeps the arm of Brett Rayne locked as the RNR member rises to his feet.
JR: “The playboy Brett Rayne is struggling to get out of that hold, King. But he is using his free arm to try and punch the gut of AJ for him to release it.”
RK: “Brett Rayne might not experience that trouble for very long, JR.”
Sure enough Brett Rayne uses his other hand and reverses the arm lock to his advantage. He cranks up AJ’s arm before he drives his elbow towards the forearm of Autobot Jazz. Brett Rayne bounces off the ropes and sends down his opponent with a swinging neckbreaker.
JR: “Brett Rayne executed that neckbreaker with precision!”
Autobot Jazz gets up, but Brett Rayne delivers a hard knee to his gut. Brett Rayne locks in a front face lock and drags AJ towards his corner. Rayne tags in R.E. Rage who delivers a hard kick to the rib area of AJ while he is locked up by Brett Rayne. AJ falls to the mat after the vicious shot to the ribs and RNR stomp him down. The referee sends Brett back to his corner after the five-count and it leaves R.E. Rage hauling Autobot Jazz to his feet. Rage delivers some hard forearms to the head of AJ before he tries to send him into the corner. AJ reverses the whip and sends to the corner instead.
JR: “R.E. Rage hits the corner and Autobot Jazz follows him over. Rage anticipates AJ in the corner with a hard kick to the face.”
R.E. Rage grabs AJ and delivers some hard punches to the face before he pulls him back to the corner. Rage has AJ in a front face lock and climbs to the second turnbuckle.
RK: “R.E. Rage is going for a tornado DDT from the corner here, JR!”
Rage launches himself from the corner to deliver a tornado DDT, but AJ somehow converts it into an inverted atomic drop. Autobot Jazz reels Rage into a hard clothesline to take him down. AJ picks up R.E. Rage, but gets a face rake for his troubles. Rage grabs AJ from behind and lines him up for a back suplex. It connects and Rage hooks AJ’s leg for the pin.
JR: “Here is the pin being made..1…2..and AJ gets a shoulder up.”
RK: “You got to admit, that was too early for Rage to be doing that.”
Rage delivers some elbow drops to the midsection of AJ before he lifts him to his feet. R.E. Rage delivers some hard punches to the gut of AJ before he shoots him towards his corner. AJ hits RNR’s corner and he slumps down due to the forceful impact. R.E. Rage tags out to Brett Rayne. Both men lift AJ to his feet and R.E. Rage locks in an abdominal stretch. Brett Rayne bounces off the ropes and delivers a dropkick right into the abdomen area of AJ to break it up. Rage leaves the ring while AJ is on the mat clutching his abdomen in pain.
JR: “RNR has zoned in on the abdominal area, or the midsection of Autobot Jazz.”
RK: “This is a side of RNR we rarely see, JR, the cold and calculating side. Not only did Rage and Brett single out AJ in that ring, but they really put a beating into his mid-area.”
Brett Rayne kicks AJ to the stomach which draws in boos for The Playboy. He carries AJ to his feet before he eventually lifts him on his shoulders. AJ is on BR’s shoulders not for too long since Brett Rayne delivers a stomach breaker that sends AJ down yet again.
JR: “Someone needs to stop this horrible attack on Autobot Jazz.”
RK: “Hey how about SFM there? You know he can atleast bend the rules a bit and just take down Brett.”
JR: “As much as that could work, King, I doubt SFM has any intention of breaking the rules or bending them for that matter.”
RK: “SEE? That’s the problem!”
Brett Rayne goes over to his opponent and locks him in a chinlock. While AJ is locked in the submission move, Brett Rayne uses his other arm to deliver some clubbing blows to the upper body of AJ. After a few seconds of punishing AJ with hard blows, he picks him up and whips him across the ropes. Brett Rayne attempts to clothesline Autobot Jazz, but he avoids it. AJ stuns BR momentarily with a hard jab to the face before he attempts to kick him. Brett Rayne blocks the leg, but falls victim to an enzugiri kick.
JR: “AJ connects with that enzugiri kick to the head of Brett Rayne!”
RK: “Brett just fell like a ton of bricks there, JR.”
AJ crawls his way towards their corner and tags out to SFM. SFM hops into the ring the same time Brett Rayne gets to his feet. Brett goes back a few steps as he sees it is SFM inside the ring now. Brett backs himself into a corner and begs SFM not to attack, but SFM points at him Hulk Hogan style and shouts “YOU!” SFM unloads with some hard punches to the head of Brett Rayne before he shoots him into the ropes. Brett Rayne bounces off the ropes and SFM catches him with a hurracanrana. Brett Rayne is up and SFM takes him down with a dropkick to the face. SFM waits for Brett to get to his feet before he charges and delivers a body scissors into a bulldog takedown combination on the RNR member.
RK: “I don’t know how to say it so here goes JR. SFM IS ON A HOUSE EN FUEGO!!!”
Sci-Fi Man waits for Brett Rayne to get to his feet yet again, but we see R.E. Rage shouting and attempting to get into the ring. The referee rushes towards Rage’s corner and calms down the man while it sets SFM all alone with Brett Rayne. SFM picks up Brett Rayne while the referee has his back turned and Brett Rayne delivers a low blow to the superhero. Rage calms down and the referee sees Brett Rayne rolling SFM into an inside cradle. The crowd boos loudly as the referee starts to count the pinfall.
JR: “THAT NO GOOD CHEATER! Here is the pin…ONE-TWO-KICKOUT! That damn Brett Rayne, he almost got away with that!”
RK: “Yeah, too bad they didn’t. Now that sucks for Final Frontier.”
Once SFM kicks out, the fans cheer big for the heroes’ success at foiling the devious deeds of one Brett Rayne. Both men get to their feet and SFM catches him with a single leg takedown. SFM floats over to Brett and locks in a side headlock. Brett Rayne gets to his feet while being stuck in the submission move. He struggles to get loose by delivering some solid shots to SFM’s gut area. Brett Rayne breaks loose and tries to run towards the ropes, but SFM quickly grabs him into a sleeper hold. SFM drags Brett to his corner while having the sleeper lock held in. AJ pats on SFM’s back before he gets into the ring to deliver a solid kick to the gut of Brett Rayne. SFM lets go and both Final Frontier members let loose a double powerbomb on Brett Rayne.
RK: “HEY! That is copyright infringement right there, JR!!! That’s Powerbomb’s move!”
JR: “I doubt Powermaster Prime and Bombshell copy written that move yet, King.”
Brett Rayne favors his back while Autobot Jazz drags him into the center of the ring and starts to lock the haas of pain submission hold on Brett Rayne.
JR: “Autobot Jazz saw Brett Rayne favoring his back earlier with the double powerbomb and he is going to capitalize on it. He is seeking retribution for the damage RNR has done to him earlier in his rib area.”
The crowd cheers on AJ while he has it locked on Brett Rayne. Brett Rayne screams in pain while the referee asks him if he gives up. The Playboy shakes his head furiously, and it only eggs AJ on to tighten his hold. He does, and Brett Rayne is close to tapping out. Well, that is until R.E. Rage got into the ring and breaks up the hold by delivering an elbow drop right on the mid-section of AJ. Rage quickly rolls out of the ring while both AJ and Brett Rayne slowly gather themselves to their feet. Brett Rayne is quick to deliver a kick straight to the abdomen of Autobot Jazz to take him down. AJ falls on one knee while Brett Rayne hauls him up for a vertical suplex.
JR: “Brett Rayne sends him falling with that suplex.”
RK: “I know, JR, but I wonder how much pain did Brett just put himself into now. Remember, his back is hurting after that double powerbomb move by Final Frontier. Who knows if this is helping his team put FF away or not?”
Brett Rayne does seem to favor his back on his way up. He picks up Autobot Jazz and he hits some hard knee strikes to AJ’s abdomen area. Brett Rayne lifts AJ and sends AJ stomach first into one of his knees. AJ crumples to the mat and clutches his mid-section. Brett Rayne drops on one knee and does his playboy pose to draw some boos from the crowd.
JR: “OH would you just LOOK at Mr. Playboy Brett Rayne right now King. He is enjoying every bit of this since he knows AJ is a bit helpless with a hurt abdomen area.”
RK: “Hey, it’s not Brett’s fault that AJ doesn’t have abs of steel like he does, JR!”
Brett Rayne waits for AJ to get to his feet and he lines him up for the playboy kick. Autobot Jazz avoids the kick and quickly takes Brett Rayne to the mat with a lightning fast overhead german suplex. Brett Rayne is down on the mat while AJ struggles to remain standing. AJ eventually collapses on all fours and lies flat on the mat. With both men momentarily down, the fans will on and chant “AJ”.
JR: “AJ hits that desperation move and he is making his way to his corner! Can he make the hot tag, King?”
RK: “I have no idea, JR! It sounds too impossible for him to even REACH OUT his arm towards SFM.”
Both men manage to reach their respective corners and tag out. R.E. Rage and SFM both enter the ring and it is SFM with a hard clothesline that sends Rage down. Rage gets to his feet, only to be taken down yet again by a quick armdrag. Brett Rayne runs up to SFM and receives a spinning wheel kick to the jaw and sends him staggering back into the nearby ropes where a recovered AJ clotheslines both of them over the ropes and to the outside of the ring.
JR: “A huge clothesline by AJ sends Brett Rayne AND himself over the ropes!”
Back in the ring, R.E. Rage gets to his feet and SFM grabs him by the throat. Using his free hand, SFM gives a thumbs up to the crowd.
RK: “What does he think he’s doing?! Does he think he can pull THAT off?”
A few second later, Sci-Fi Man defies the odds of physics and reality as he lifts Rage off his feet and delivers a successful chokeslam. Within an instant, the crowd is elated with loud cheers that echo through the roof.
RK: “I…I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!! H-HOW DID HE-”
JR: “Why, don’t ask me, King. Even I don’t know how to put this on words.”
Outside the ring, both AJ and Brett Rayne are on their feet. But in AJ’s case it is not too long since Brett Rayne hits a hard knee to his gut and plants him with a DDT .Brett Rayne goes to the time keeper’s table and grabs one of the tag team belts and, also mistakenly, the bell. Before he gets into the ring, Brett Rayne is shocked that he DID get the ring bell so he shrugged and just places it on the ring apron before he slides into the ring with the belt.
JR: “What is going on here?! Brett Rayne has one of the tag team belts and is ready to blast SFM with it!”
Brett Rayne waits for SFM to turn around before he charges and tries to smack the belt to his face. SFM, however, realizes the attack and ducks down in time. Brett Rayne tries to charge again, but we see someone stopping him. Brett Rayne gets grabbed by the ring official and both argue while SFM blankly stares at the two of them. While everyone else is busy in the ring, we see R.E. Rage crawling towards one side of the ring and stays there. SFM notices Rage on the other side of the ring and follows him there. He helps Rage get to his feet and receives….
*CLANG!*
A huge smack on the head with the ring bell!!! R.E. Rage slides the bell out of the ring while Brett Rayne stops the distraction. Rage grabs SFM and rolls him in a pinning predicament. The referee sees this and begins the count.
JR: “Here is the pin: 1-2-3! RNR retains the title…but I doubt it was a fair way to keep it though!”
RK: “Hey, don’t blame Rage! It was Brett who screwed up and placed the ring bell there!”
“Filmstar” hits the speakers while R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne retrieve their respective X-WCW World Tag Team titles from the referee. They celebrate in the ring while the fans boo loudly and throw some items in the ring in order to show their disgust on how the team won the match.
JR: “The fans are really GIVING RNR a piece of their mind.”
RK: “To be honest, JR, I think they are just giving them pieces of popcorn, food, and even soda cans. But what do they know, they are just jealous of the two! Good job RNR, this match belongs to the Revolution!”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as RNR continues to celebrate their victory inside the ring.
X-WCW Xtreme Championship
Justin Sane vs Renegade Ron Michaels ©
THII: “Ladies & gentlemen, the following contest is for the X-WCW Xtreme championship! It will be fought under the newly created Xtreme rules. There are two options to win this contest. You must either make your opponent submit inside the ring, or beat your opponent into a ten-count outside of the ring! Weapons are not aloud inside the ring, but you may use them outside! Introducing first…”
“Bodies” by Drowning Pool hits the speakers and the crowd gets on their feet. Their favorite insane superstar’s music hits the speakers and his equally insane fans jump up and down in approval for Justin Sane. They scream “Stunt” in unison, but are surprised when Justin Sane emerges through the curtains…with no equipment on.
THII: “The challenger, from Michigan, standing 5’10 and weighing in at 173 lbs…JUSTIIIIIIIN SAAAAAAAAAANE!!!”
RK: “Wow, that sicko isn’t doing anything stupid tonight JR, what’s wrong? Scared he’ll get a knife thrown at his balls and it’ll connect this time?”
JR: “Well it looks to me like Justin is focusing hard tonight King. He wants that Xtreme title bad, and a win here could really push him forward. Remember, his opponent is apart of Revolution, and if he can get the victory tonight it will make a statement.”
RK: “To bad he won’t win tonight though.”
Justin slowly walks down the ramp-way and he tags the hands of his fans. Justin then slides into the ring as he hears an “iiiinsaaaane” chant.
THII: “And his opponent…”
“Hurt” by Johnny Cash his the speakers and the X-WCW Xtreme champion emerges through the crowd.
JR: “I hope this punk gets what he deserves. He is arrogant and betrayed the X-WCW by partnering with those damned Revolution members.”
RK: “Can you blame him? I mean he has a chance to learn from a great wrestler like Tony Bonito, he mine as well take that chance.”
Renegade walks down the ramp-way with his Xtreme championship around his waist. The boo’s fire away as the champ makes his way to the ring.
THII: “From Out West, standing 6’4 and weighing in at 276 pounds…. he is the X-WCW Xtreme champion….THEEEE REEENEEGAAAADE!!!”
The Renegade climbs into the ring and raises his title to more boos. He hands the title to the referee as Justin Sane eyes him from across the ring. The two meet in the middle of the ring and begin to exchange words.
RK: “Wow JR, Renegade is waaay bigger than Justin Sane. I don’t think this guy can even pick the Renegade up. I see where this match is going…”
JR: “Don’t think just because of the size that this match is over. Justin Sane is quick and courageous, and those are two ingredients needed to defeat a larger opponent.”
The bell rings and the two superstars begin to circle each other.
JR: “Here we g-..”
He is cut off by the videotron as John Crook appears on it. The frightened looking acting GM of X-WCW slowly speaks as the fans wonder what the hell is going on. If you have a curious eye, you spot two black roses on his desk. He holds what looks to be like a letter up and reads off of it.
JC: “Ladies and gentlemen. The f..following Xtreme championship match has been edited for the better. Tonight…..instead of an X-WCW Xtreme championship singles match, I have decided by my own accord to add another competitor. That competitor will be Nightmare.
Mixed reactions are heard as he shivers in disgust. You can see Renegade mouth off “Come on boss” while Sane looks a bit shocked as well.
JR: “Good Gawd King! Nightmare is in the match now!”
RK: “Business just picked up a whole lot just now.”
JC: “Thank you for your time…and let the match begin.”
X-WCW Xtreme Championship
Nightmare vs Justin Sane vs Renegade Ron Michaels ©
He looks to the right of him with anger on his face and the camera turns that way. You then spot Rayne Bloodstone in the shot sitting on his desk. She winks at the camera and hops off the table, then heads out of the office. The videotron then cuts off while the fans react to the announcement.
“Go To Sleep” by DMX, Obie Trice, & Eminem hits the speakers and Nightmare comes out through the curtains. He twitches lightly as he slowly walks down the ramp-way. Terri Hotbody II makes the announcement.
THII: “Ladies and gentlemen, this match has now been changed into a triple threat Xtreme championship match. Introducing the other challenger, he is 5’11 and weighing in at 145 lbs….NIIIIIGHTMAAAAARE!!!”
JR: “Here is the former X-WCW Xtreme champion. The Renegade robbed it from him when he used a weapon in the Martial Arts challenge. You could say this is what has started this crazed personality that Nightmare has these days.”
RK: “I don’t think this man should be in the ring. He is clearly insane, he isn’t fit to be walking the streets as a normal man JR.’”
Nightmare finally gets to the ring and climbs onto the apron. He climbs in and just stands there. His head looking down at the ring as the other two opponents stare him down. The bell rings and Nightmare still stands lifelessly.
Nightmare then charges at the Xtreme champion and takes him down with a spinning back elbow. He then kips up and charges Justin Sane. Nightmare takes Justin down with a shining wizard attack and kips back up again. Nightmare sends a kick to the ribs then jumps onto the middle ropes and hits an springboard elbow drop. The former Xtreme champ rolls up and spots Renegade charging at him.
JR: “Looks like Nightmare is dominating early.
Nightmare leap frogs over Renegade, but the champ stops running. Nightmare jumps and gives him a vicious pelee kick to the back of the head! Renegade goes down on top of Sane and his head lies across the bottom rope. Nightmare puts his hands on the ropes and springs over it. He extends his legs out and lands a leg drop across the back of Renegade’s neck! He sits on the apron as the crowd pops for the maneuver.
RK: “How is this little French fry able to control the match like this?”
JR: “Nightmare is very…very fast. Just because he has a small frail, don’t doubt his speed and agility. He does have a bit of power as well King.”
Renegade rolls off of Justin and holds his neck twitching. Nightmare climbs into the ring and screams at the referee to count.
JR: “The rules to this match is a count-out can only happen outside the ring. Nightmare seems to have forgotten.”
Nightmare argues with the referee long enough to create time for Justin Sane to get to his feet. He charges Nightmare, but the martial artist hears his footsteps and launches a straight back kick. It hits Justin in the stomach and he doubles over. Nightmare then jumps and twists with a 180-axe kick that takes Justin to the mat. The crowd pop for this move, and Nightmare kips up again.
JR: “Wow, he has a lot of energy in him right now. If it stays like this, Nightmare will win this match.”
RK: “Renegade is back up, he’ll take care of this.”
The Renegade tries to lock up with Nightmare, but Nightmare uses both hands to push his larger opponent away. He sends a left kick to the knee, a right kick to the stomach that causes Renegade to bend over, and then drops him with a Billy Gunn like fame-asser. He turns around and spots Justin Sane at the adjacent corner. Nightmare charges at his groggy opponent at full speed for a high impact attack.
JR: “Justin better watch out, Nightmare is coming as fast as he can.”
RK: “Yeah, this might not be good for the Insane one.”
He goes for a spear, but Justin dives over him and rolls. When he gets up, he hits a recovering Renegade with a standing hurricarana. Nightmare stops himself from hitting the nearby turnbuckle and turns around to see Justin Sane standing over Renegade Ron Michaels. Justin looks at Nightmare and smirks as the two begin to circle the ring.
JR: “These two have had bad blood in the past. This will be a very good clash here at Starrcade.”
The two superstars get into each other’s face at the middle of the ring and talk smack. It leads to a lock-up, which Justin uses to his advantage and pushes his smaller opponent into the ropes. The referee goes to break it up, but Justin locks in a headlock than moves towards the middle of the ring. After a couple of elbows to the side of Justin’s abdomen, Justin violently shakes Nightmare’s head.
Nightmare sends 6 more elbows to the body and then pushes Justin. Sane lets go and heads towards the ropes, but he is taken down by a running kitchen sink attack from a recovered Renegade.
RK: “Oh yeah baby! The champ is back in action.”
Nightmare heads over to Renegade and sends some swift kicks to the legs. He alternates to the right and left leg until he tries his luck for a roundhouse kick to the head. Renegade cathches it and slams Nightmare down with an mma style leg takedown. After a couple boots to Nightmares leg he looks to attempt a texas cloverleaf, but he spots Justin Sane getting back on his feet.
JR: “Justin Sane is getting up and holding his waist. Looks like Renegade spotted him though.”
RK: “This isn’t good for Justin.”
Renegade reaches Justin Sane and sends some vicious knees to the gut. He then hooks him and connects with a gutwrench suplex. He quickly gets up and drops an elbow. He repeats this twice more before he decides to head over to Nightmare who is getting up himself. As Nightmare gets on his two feet, he is met with some forearms to the face by Renegade. The Renegade whips him into the ropes and bends over for a back body drop.
The former Xtreme champion stops himself though, and sends a brutal kick to the face that is heard throughout the audience. Nightmare doubles Renegade over with a dropkick to his right knee, then kips up and takes Renegade down with a ddt. He then mounts the champ and starts throwing right and left hands to his opponents face.
Nightmare stands up and hits the ropes.
JR: “Looks like Nightmare is pla-BOOM A VICIOUS DROPKICK FROM JUSTIN SANE!”
RK: “Whoa, where in the hell did he come from?”
As Nightmare was punching Renegade, Justin Sane had recovered and got himself up with the ropes. Nightmare got off and prepared for some sort of running attack and Sane took him down with a springboard dropkick. The crowd looks in awe as the replay is shown and Sane gets up. They cheer for him as he helps Nightmare to his feet. After a couple chops, he sends Nightmare over the top rope.
Nightmare lands on the apron, but Justin Sane charges and slides under Nightmare’s feet, grabs his legs and pulls causing the former Xtreme champ to fall and slam his face on the apron and roll over on the floor. Justin Sane climbs back into the ring and then heads to Renegade who is holding his face. He hits Renegade with a standing senton splash then helps him up and pulls him towards the ropes. He throws him to the middle ropes and the big guy lands on top of Nightmare
Justin Sane’s eyes just light up as he looks at his opponents sandwiched on the floor. He quickly turns around and charges for the ropes. He hits them and uses no hands to jump over them. As he goes over the top rope, he twists into a no hands moonsault and lands on Renegade, who squishes Nightmare even more! Renegade rolls off and lies holding his stomach while Nightmare holds his as well.
RK: “A great move there! I always thought Justin was some crazy, stupid stuntman. I never knew he was this athletic.”
JR: “He has done a hell of a lot of athletic things in that ring King. Haven’t you been paying attention?”
Justin jumps up and pipes up the crowd for the move he just did, then goes under the ring. He comes out empty handed, but wastes no time and heads towards the ring steps and pulls them apart. He holds them up and heads for the bodies. Justin, using all of his strength, throws the steps at The Renegade, but he rolls over just in the nick of time. Justin then helps up the Renegade, but Nightmare starts getting to his feet.
Justin looks like he is about to punch him, but he spots Nightmare up on both feet…and he looks like he wasn’t hurt at all for some odd reason. Nightmare charges at his two opponents, but both back away and Nightmare hits the steel railing. The two rivals, Renegade & Justin Sane, team up and start throwing blows at Nightmare. After some vicious clubs to the back, Renegade slams Nightmares head into the steel. Justin backs towards the ring apron as Renegade bends over.
Justin screams “MOVE” towards the crowd in the front row, and they scatter. He then charges at Renegade who picks up Nightmare by his lower body. Justin jumps up and grabs Nightmares head. He floats over the barricade as Renegade falls backwards.
JR: “WHOA, A 3D INTO THE DIVIDER!”
RK: “HOLY S**T!”
A “Holy Shit” chant starts in the audience. A replay shows how Nightmare’s mid-torso cracked against the divider from the double team move. As Justin Sane gets up, Renegade pulls a chair from under the ring. He heads over to Nightmare, who is still across the divider and slams the chair on his back. Nightmare screams in agonizing pain. Renegade does it again…and again…and again…and again.
JR: “Bah gawd King, this is torture! He is slamming that chair into Nightmares back while he is still across the rail, Nightmares ribs must be broken.”
Justin Sane slowly gets up and spots Nightmare slumped across the divider. Renegade pushes Nightmare over and into the crowd…and then gives Justin Sane a hellish shot to the head as well! Justin falls right down and Renegade calls for the referee. The referee quickly climbs out the ring and spots Sane & Nightmare on the ground so he starts the count out.
1…2…3…Sane starts grabbing the railway to help himself up..4…5…6…Sane is up. Justin Sane stands on his own two feet, but you can see a cut has formed on his forehead. Renegade swings wildly at Sane again, but Sane drops down to avoid it. The Renegade basically destroys a Philly fan, but the camera quickly turns away from it.
RK: “Lawsuit coming our way…that’s not good.”
JR: “You got that right King.”
The camera turns back to fine Renegade gawking at the fan. Meanwhile, Nightmare is still on the floor as Justin Sane stays behind the divider. He pulls a beer out of a woman’s lap, jumps up and throws it in Renegade’s face. Renegade grabs his eyes and backs up a bit, just enough for Justin to hop on to the barricade and hit a hurracarana on Renegade from it. Justin slowly gets to his feet and screams at the ref to count, but Renegade starts to get to his feet.
Justin heads over to his opponent and jumps on his back for a sleeper just as Renegade gets on one knee. Renegade feels the energy leaving his body as the hold tightens. About 20 seconds go by before Renegade gets on his feet. He tries to shake off his smaller opponent, but it is to no avail.
RK: “What is this idiot doing? He can’t make his opponent submit OUT of the ring.”
JR: “That sleeper hold goes around the throat. He might be able to choke Renegade out for a 10 count.”
It looks to be working and Renegade starts to falter. All of a sudden, a second wind kicks in. The champ starts to back away as fast as he can, closing into the ring post. Justin sees this coming and plants his knees onto Renegades back. He then pushes off and plants his feet onto the ring-post. Justin wastes to time and runs his feet off the ring post and front flips into a diamond cutter on Renegade!
JR: “What innovation for you King!”
RK: “That was resourceful. I have never seen anyone do something like that.”
Justin gets back on his feet as Renegade rolls around in pain. He goes under the apron and starts pulling weapons out and tossing them in random places. He grabs a 4 ft chain, a fire extinguisher, an…NTO Kendo Stick? While this happens, the referee counts.
JR: “Well there is an old one King. We haven’t seen one of those in a looong time.”
RK: “Heh, your right about that one.”
Justin puts that down as well and continues searching. Meanwhile, the ref has gotten to 7, but he Renegade beats the count. He makes his way around the ring and finds Justin Sane pulling out more weapons. The only bad thing about this is that Sane is not paying attention at all. Renegade pulls out a random ironing board that Sane has found and left pretty close to him. He charges and whacks Justin with it in the back of the head, with the metal stand portion of it.
Renegade picks him up by the head and slides his opponent into the ring. He then slides in after him and puts the stomps on Justin’s head. Renegade then grabs his head and pulls it up…then locks him into a vicious ground dragon sleeper. The referee slides into the ring and asks Justin if he submits…Justin screams as loud as he can “NOOOO”.
JR: “Justin has heart King, that is one thing Renegade should know. I don’t think he will tap out.”
RK: “He will, it’s only a matter of time. I’m telling you James, Renegade has been learning from Tony Bonito, the lessons will pay off tonight!”
The hold has been locked in for a minute and seven seconds now, and it seems like Justin has been in for eternity. Still he declines submission and fights through the pain. About ANOTHER minute has gone by and Sane is in serious pain now. He screams in agony and raises his hand getting ready to tap. He goes to slam his hand on the mat, but stops himself. The referee dives next to the two superstars to make sure.
JR: “This is just insane right here. He has been in this hold for two minutes now King.”
RK: “Why didyou call his name just now.”
JR: “No, I meant the trouble he is in righ…”
Randal King looks completely lost.
JR: “Nevermind, just pay attetion to the damn match.”
Justin Sane looks ready to slam his hand on the mat to give up.
JR: “And Justin Sane Ta-BAH GAWD KING!”
RK: “NIGHTMARE JUST BROKE IT UP!!”
Nightmare came off of the top turnbuckle with a leg drop across Renegade’s neck before Justin Sane had a chance to tap out or not. The impact causes Renegade to let go and Nightmare locks in a head scissors submission hold! He twerks the neck back and forth, hoping that Renegade will tap out before Justin Sane can get back up and cause trouble.
About 40 seconds into the hold, Justin shows signs of life and starts to get himself up. Nightmare tightens the grip as tight as he can and screams for Renegade to “Tap!”, but the champ does not listen. Justin has gotten on both feet and spots what the hell is going on. He charges towards Nightmare and kicks him in the side of the temple. Nightmare lets go and rolls Nightmare over. The Insane One then puts his opponent in a sufboard submission hold!
RK: “Wow JR, three submissions back-to-back-to back!”
JR: “These guys are trying to end this match early. But who could blame them, it could get really brutal soon.”
As Nightmare’s arms are being pulled back, the former Xtreme champion lie flat on his belly and screams in pain. This lasts for 30 seconds, until the Xtreme champion gets back to his senses. He slowly walks towards Justin, who took another 20 seconds torturing his opponent and grabs him from behind. He then executes a German suplex. This breaks up the hold of course, and Renegade drops to one knee to gain his composure.
The X-WCW Xtreme champ gets back on his two feet and heads over to Nightmare. He drops a knee into his lower back and helps him up. He then tosses him through the middle ropes and follows him to the outside. Ironically, this is the same exact side that Justin Sane began to assort weapons at. Renegade spits a child playing with a gameboy DS in the crowd. He snatches it and turns the power off.
JR: “Look at him picking on children, this guy has no right to do that King.”
RK: “You can do whatever you want in Revolution.”
The child screams to get it back, but after this next move he sheds tears. Just as Nightmare gets back up, Renegade plasters the Gameboy DS in his opponents face and brings him back down. Renegade raises his hands in victory and backs into the ring apron. There, Justin Sane has shaken off the German suplex and baseball slides him in the back. Renegade drops down face first and Sane follows along. Sane grabs a fire extinguisher and “extinguishes” both Nightmare and Renegade with it. The smoke gets all over the place and you can hear serious coughing from all three superstars.
As it clears, Sane stomps down on The Renegade and Nightmare, switching between the two. He picks up The Renegade and swings horizontally at his opponent’s head. Renegade ducks it though and sends a hard body shot to his opponent. Justin drops the extinguisher and bends over, just enough for Renegade to grab him. Renegade puts him in a head scissor position and executes with a piledriver onto the floor.
The Revolution member gets back onto his feet and heads over to the recovering Nightmare. Nightmare has used the ring apron to help him up, but he gets his head slammed onto it by champ. After the third slam, he takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex that has Nightmare land on top of Justin Sane. The Renegade picks up the NTO Kendo stick and slaps it across Justins face. He hits the cut that was made earlier and Justin starts gushing out blood. He then hits the same spot again, and right after that Sane grabs his face.
Nightmare rolls up and dodges a swing with the Kendo stick, but he doesn’t dodge the kick to his worst Nightmare if you know what I mean. He grabs his private parts and goes down, while Renegade snaps the stick across his leg. With a scream of “THEY ARE DEAD, NO TALENT ORDER!!” he throws the two Kendo stick fragements into the crowd. He demands the ref to count and it starts.
1…2…3…4…Nightmare is on one knee…5…6…7…8…the count is broken up as Renegade assaults Nightmare who was about to get up. He sets Nightmare up for a tiger bomb, but the little guy uses all the power he has to back body drop out of it!
JR: “What a display of strength from the 145 pound man”
RK: “That was just amazing JR. Who woulda thought he was Adam Ant as well.”
Nightmare gets up and spots a bloody Justin Sane getting to his feet as well. The two meet up and start exchanging punches. Rights from the former Xtreme champion seems to do more damage since Justin is bloody, but the Insane one doesn’t back down. Meanwhile, you can spot Renegade crawling towards the steel steps that Sane threw at him earlier in the match. He stands up and picks up the steps and holds them over his head.
The champion charges for Nightmare & Justin Sane with the stairs in an attempt to knock them both out.
RK: “The Renegade is charging at them with those heavy steel steps JR.”
JR: “Bah Gawd, this isn’t going to end well if they don’t do something about it.”
Just as he gets close enough, the two push off each other and do a double drop toe hold, and the champion falls forward slamming the steps into the ground and his face VERY hard into the steps. A loud “OOOOOOOH” chant is heard through the crowd as he lies still.
JR: “He is dead. As Gawd as my witness, that man is dead!”
A replay is shown of the impact the steps did to his face. When it is finished, you can see blood dripping down the steps as The Renegade Ron Michaels lies motionless. The two superstars who did this get back on their feet and look at their damage. Nightmare tries to take advantage with a jumping spinning round house, but Justin ducks it.
When he comes back up, Justin Sane flap jacks Nightmare onto the ring apron and he slides off holding his face and kicking. Justin staggers back to his feet and tries to help Ron Michaels to his feet, but the big man won’t budge. So Justin uses all of his strength to pick Ron up and slide him into the ring. The Xtreme champion twitches a bit, seeming to have regained consciousness but still stays on the ground. Meanwhile Justin Sane then turns his attention back to the grounded Nightmare. He pulls up a wooden table he pulled out earlier and sets it up about 3 feet from the ring.
Justin then goes under the ring and pulls out another wooden table. He stacks it on top of the previous one and smiles. Justin then goes back under the ring but this time crawls for a bit. He then crawls out backwards, but this time has a ladder with him. It seems to be about 15 feet! Sane slides it into the ring, but Nightmare recovers and sends a couple elbows to the back. He then turns his opponent around and takes him down with a neck breaker.
Nightmare then grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring. When he gets in there, he is met by stomps from a bloody Renegade Ron Michaels. The champion helps his opponent up and sends vicious knees to the stomach, Nightmare drops the chair from the impact. He then tosses Nightmare to the ropes and picks the chair up. On the rebound, he swings at Nightmare wildly, but the martial artist jumps up a bit and drops with a Chris Sabin like slow-motion drop kick to the left ankle. The only problem is, he put so much force into it that it causes Ron Michaels to fall face first.
He grabs his left leg and Nightmare picks up the chair, then slams it as hard as he can in Renegades back. Renegade lets go of his knee and grabs his back, and Nightmare takes the chair and puts his leg into the fold. He then closes the fold and Renegade’s leg is caught in between the folding part of the steel chair and climbs out of the ring. Justin Sane, who is on all fours, goes back down when Nightmare sends a vicious kick to the ribs.
JR: “Nightmare is grabbing the steel stairs and pushes them into the ring. What does this guy have in mind?”
RK: “I don’t know, but it won’t be pretty. Wait a minute…I might have a clue.”
Nightmare gets into the ring and picks the stairs up over his head. He slowly walks to Renegade Ron Michaels who is trying to get the chair off of his ankle.
JR: “Oh my gawd, don’t tell me.”
RK: “He is going to break Ron’s ankle JR, this isn’t good!”
Ron spots Nightmare and puts his hands up to beg and plead.
RK: “Don’t do this Nightmare! Please, this guy has a future unlike you!”
JR: “Nightmare needs to put the stairs down, this could result in serious injury!”
Nightmare nods his head and looks like he won’t do it.
RK: *phew* “Looks like Nightmare has listened to rea-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
JR: “I CAN’T BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT!!!”
Just as we thought Nightmare decided to stop, he slams the steel steps into the back end of the chair causing the chair to close unbelievably hard on Renegades ankle! The crowd can’t believe what happened there neither could the champion who rolls around in utter pain! A replay is shown of the force of the steps driving into the chair. Nightmare laughs maniacally while the Xtreme champ rolls in pain. Renegade unfastens his boot and the referee helps him take it off to reveal his bare foot. The camera man zooms into the ankle and you can see major swelling there.
As Nightmare laughs, he doesn’t realize that Justin Sane has climbed into the ring with a string of barbwire. As Nightmare turns around to grab another weapon, he is super kicked to hell and back by Justin Sane! Justin drops the barbwire and helps the former Xtreme champion up. He then takes him down with his “Ugly Maker” combination.
JR: “A vicious kick to Nightmares chest! It drops him flat on his back!”
RK: “It ain’t over yet JR. He just brang him to the knees, super kick to the face!”
Nightmare lays backwards, but is still on his knees as Justin Sane sets up the 15 foot ladder he bought in almost in the middle of the ring. He drags Nightmare towards the ring ropes and carefully places him through the ropes and on top of the table. Justin then ascends the 15 foot high ladder. When he gets to the top, he displays his balance and stands on the VERY top of the ladder.
RK: “What the hell is this idiot about to do? Doesn’t he know the champ is in to much pain as it is?
JR: “This one doesn’t look aimed at Ron Michaels.”
Just then, he screams “THIS IS GOING TO BE INSANE!” and moonsaults off of the 15 foot ladder. He keeps flipping and barely makes it over the top rope. Justin extends his legs and hits a leg drop on top of Nightmare and the two challengers go through both tables!
JR: “OH MY GAWD, THIS IS OVER THOSE TWO ARE DONE!”
RK: “HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT, HE IS REALLY INSANE!!”
A replay is shown of the stunt 3 times, and the commentators try to speak through a “Holy Shit” chant that is going through the ENTIRE crowd. The two superstars look basically dead as Renegade helps himself up with the ropes and stands on his right leg. The referee runs towards the ropes and looks at the carnage displayed.
RK: “No wonder this guy didn’t do a stunt coming towards the ring. That was it right there!!”
Renegade hobbles towards the ropes and spots both superstars down, he then screams at the referee to count.
JR: “Oh no, this may cost him the victory and the Xtreme title! Justin or Nightmare better find it in themselves to get back up, or Ron Michaels will make the Revolution proud tonight.”
RK: “1…2…3…4…5 Justin shows life as he begins to get back up. Nightmare looks completely out of it!”
JR: “6…7…Justin is on one knee…8…9…all foors… te-he got up! I don’t believe it!”
Renegade swears loudly and hops over towards the barbwire that Justin bought in the ring. Justin slides into the ring as Renegade bends over to pick it up. Justin does a Ric-Flair like shoulder charge towards the back of Renegades left ankle.
Renegade drops down holding his leg and Sane picks up the barbed wire. He smiles and staggers over to Renegade Ron Michaels. After a few stomps on the ankle, he wraps the barbed wire right around the swollen part and locks on an Ankle lock! The look on the Xtreme champions face is pure agony.
RK: “NO, RIGHT ON HIS ANKLE!”
JR: “He is mocking The Revolution right now by using the leader’s favorite submission move on one of his members! And Nightmare is out cold so no one can do anything about it!”
RK: “To make matters worse, he has barbwire around his ankle as well! Don’t tap champ!!”
About a minute into the submission, and The Renegade is trying to hold on. He tries to roll and throw Justin on, but Sane holds on. Justin then decides to crank it up and lays back and locks both legs around Renegades left leg. The camera zooms in and you can see the barbed wire sinking deep in his skin and the swollen part of his ankle beginning to bleed. 40 seconds later the agony can be taken no longer. Renegade Ron Michaels taps furiously onto the mat and the bell is signaled!
JR: “THE RENEGADE RON MICHAELS HAS TAPPED OUT! NEW X-WCW XTREME CHAMPION, NEW XTREME CHAMPION. ENTER THE INSANE ERA OF JUSTIN SANE!”
RK: “THAT STUNTMAN PRICK CHEATED!”
“Bodies” by Drowning Pool hits the speakers and Justin lets go. He slowly gets to his feet, blood dripping from his forehead, and raises his hands in victory. He then jumps up and down as Teri makes the announcement.
THII: “The winner of this bout by submission, and NEEEEW X-WCW XTREME CHAMPION….JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN SAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!”
JR: “Bah gawd, a statement has been made. Justin said he was going to win this title and bah gawd he did!”
The referee gets the Xtreme title from a stagehand and it is handed to Justin Sane. Justin takes it and looks at it, then holds the title up to a positive reaction.
JR: “We have a new Xtreme champion folks. After a brutal match that was supposed to be a singles match, we have a new champion. Justin had to knock out the deranged Nightmare, and force The Renegade Ron Michaels to submit. He deserves this belt, and I see a long reign for this kid.”
RK: “He got lucky JR.”
JR: “Please King, he showed the heart of a warrior tonight. Odds were stacked against him and he came out on top.
RK: “Bah…your right. Congrats to the kid, lets see how long he lasts with it.”
Paramedics come down to help both Nightmare and Ron Michaels as Justin Sane leaves the ring and slowly walks up the ramp-way. He shakes hands with as many fans as he can before he disappears through the curtains.
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen we still have more action for you. If you thought this was great Starrcade: Revolution isn’t over yet.”
RK: “Yup, we got plenty more in store for ya!”
Losing Team Disbands
First Blood/Double Elimination
Tag Team Grudge Match
StarStorm vs. PowerBomb
THII: “The following match is a First Blood/Double Elimination Tag Team Grudge Match in which the losing team must disband in X-WCW FOREVER! Team number one weighing in at a combined weight of 700 pounds they are Powermaster and Bombshell the team known as PowerBomb!”
As “Rollin” by Limp Bizkit plays Powermaster and Bombshell come down the ramp to chorus of boos but before they can enter the ring they’re blindsided by Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar on the entrance ramp!
JR: “StarStorm has jumpstarted this match!”
Darkstorm grabs Bombshell by the hair and throws him over the guardrail into the fans’ seats and he jumps over the guardrail and hits him with a series of stiff punches. Alec Lightstar hits Powermaster in the back of the head and he continues to kick him. Powermaster is able to get the ring and is on all fours and Lightstar kicks him in the ribs. Powermaster is able to prop himself up by the steps allowing Lightstar to get a steel chair and he places the chair over Powermaster’s face and he takes a runs back to guardrail and he runs toward him and Powermaster throws the chair right in his face! Powermaster gets back up to his feet and he throws Lightstar over the top rope and he picks up the steel chair and he enters the ring and he nails Alec Lightstar in the back with a devastating a chair shot. He wedges the chair in between the top and middle turnbuckles and he picks up Lightstar and props him up the corner and sets him up for an Irish-Whip into the chair.
Meanwhile Raven and Bombshell continue fighting out through the crowd. A fan hands Raven a steel chair and he nails Bombshell in the head with it and although Bombshell doesn’t get busted open it sends him crashing to the floor. Raven picks up Bombshell by the hair and nails with a stiff punch. He sees that Alec is in trouble and quickly he grabs a giant plastic trashcan and throws it at Bombshell sending him crashing to the floor. Then Raven runs towards the guardrail and he quickly jumps over it and he grabs Powermaster’s leg on the ring apron and pulls him down to the mat. This allows Lightstar enough time to get his bearings and he slides out of the ring and starts looking under the ring and he pulls out a table and he quickly sets it up on the floor as beats Powermaster down in the ring. Lightstar gets the table set up and he and Raven toss Powermaster out of the ring and they place him on the table. Alec slides back in ring and he pulls the chair out hands it to Raven, who places it on Powermaster’s face.
RK: “Alec is going high risk!”
Alec jumps off the top turnbuckle and he nails Powermaster with a Leg Drop that lands right on the steel chair that is on Powermaster’s face and this shatters the table and when Raven helps his half- brother back to his feet; he takes the steel chair off Powermaster’s face and he’s bleeding.
THII:”Powermaster has been eliminated!”
Bombshell now back on his feet walks over the guardrail as Raven Darkstorm pulls out from under the ring barbed wire 2x4! He sees Bombshell and he runs around the ring and Raven chases him! Bombshell sees Alec Lightstar still trying to walk and he grabs him and throws him into the charging Raven. Bombshell sends Alec right into barbed wire 2x4 and he his busted open and the referee eliminates him!
THII: “Alec Lightstar has been eliminated!”
Raven Darkstorm in shock over what happens doesn’t see that Bombshell is now behind and he grabs him and drops him with a Full Nelson Slam on the floor! Bombshell picks up barbed wire 2x4 and he tosses it into the ring and he picks up Raven and rolls him into the ring. Bombshell steps over the top rope and enters the ring. Raven is on his hands and knees and trying to use the ring ropes to get back up to his feet. Bombshell picks up barbed wire 2x4 and points it at Raven and as he turns around he swings at Raven. Raven ducks the swing and bounces off the ring ropes and grabs Bombshell’s hair and nails with a Bulldog and Bombshell lands on chest first on 2x4 and Raven grabs it and hits him in the head with it to make sure he’s bleeding.
THII:”Bombshell has been eliminated! Your winners are the team of Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar the team known as StarStorm! And as a result of the stipulations Powermaster and Bombshell can never team with other again in the X-WCW!”
JR:”StarStorm stays together and PowerBomb is through!”
As “Enemy” by Fozzy plays as Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar embrace in the ring and then head to the back. After StarStorm walks to the back both Powermaster and Bombshell get back to their feet and the fans give them standing ovation.
RK:”It’s the end of era in the X-WCW tag team division and the fans are giving this team their dues. While they can still compete in the X-WCW it just won’t be as a tag team!”
X-WCW TV Championship
”The Young One” Sandy Drake(c) vs. Mike Magnus
THII: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the X-WCW World Television championship! This match will go under normal rules with a 30-minute time limit! Introducing the challenger…”
“Bullet With A Name On It” by Nonpoint hits the speakers and a pretty big portion of the crowd cheers. About a couple of seconds later, Mike Magnus comes through the curtains with a big smile on his face. He slowly strolls down the ramp-way and tags a few hands as Terri Hotbody II introduces him.
THII: “Hailing from Baltimore, Maryland. He stands 5’10 and weighs in tonight at 217 pounds…..MIIIIKE MAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUSSS!!!!”
Mike Magnus slides into the ring and poses for his fans. He makes a “championship belt” gesture around his waist then looks towards the ramp and smirks.
RK: “Wow, this kid is a very great athlete JR. I don’t say that much and you know that…this one is going to be a back and forth teeth grinder.”
JR: “I can feel it partner. I have been looking forward to this match since the champion defeated Josh Leyh at Doubleshot. The fans are going to witness a classic with two of the youngest and brightest superstars in X-WCW today!”
“It’s Not My Time” by Three Doors Down then plays and the crowd continues to cheer loudly just like any match up with two good guys. Sandy Drake appears through the curtains with his X-WCW Television championship around his waist. He raises both hands and walks cockily down the ramp-way towards the ring.
THII: “And his opponent!! From Vancouver BC, he stands 6’2 and weighs in at 219 lbs….he is the X-WCW Television champion….SANDY “THE YOUUUUNG OOOOONE” DRAAAAKEEE!!!”
A “Young One” chant breaks throughout the crowd as TYO climbs into the ring and poses for the crowd. As he un-straps his championship, he gets an eye contact with Mike Magnus.
RK: “JR, this guy has the mould to become an all time great. His only problem is that he is an arrogant son of a b-”
JR: “Hold it! Don’t use that term out here, there are children watching!”
RK: “Bah…alright.”
JR: “Thank you…anyway Sandy Drake is the reigning Television champion. He wants to walk out of X-WCW’s biggest pay-per-view as the TV champ, but I don’t know if Mike Magnus wants to see that happen.”
RK: “We are going to find out right now JR!”
The referee takes the belt and holds it high as Magnus and Drake get face to face. You can see Sandy start to mouth off at his challenger while Mike returns the favor. The two smirk and back off a bit before the bell rings.
JR: “Well here we go Randal”
The two waist no time and lock up. Both superstars attempt to their fullest capabilities to grab an advantage, but they stick to being deadlock. After countless seconds of pushing and turning around, Mike Magnus gets Sandy’s left arm and locks in an arm wrench. He pulls it down a bit then wrenches it once more before twisting the arm. Sandy screams in pain as Mike pulls on it very hard before wrenching it again. As he attempts another twist, Sandy rolls front wards and then kips up before taking Mike down with an arm drag.
Magnus rolls up and takes down a charging “Young One” with a quick drop toehold close to the ropes. Lucky for Sandy, he goes face first just a couple of inches from the rope as his hair grazes it a bit. Magnus wastes no time and tries to get in position for a crossface, but Sandy Drake flips him over and attempts an Oklahoma roll up pin!
RK: “1…2…thr-kickout by Magnus!”
JR: “Magnus got surprised there. This could of ended very damn fast if it wasn’t for Magnus’s alertness”
The two get back up and stare each other down before circling each other. Sandy fakes Magnus with a leg shoot and gets behind Mike Magnus. Magnus sends some elbows to Sandy’s face before doing a standing switch. Sandy quickly switches back, but Mike returns the favor! Mike sends some forearms to the lower back before grabbing his left arm and hits Drake with a standing arm breaker (grabs his arm and tries to snap it over his shoulder). Sandy screams in pain before Mike grabs his arm and pulls it behind Drakes back. He then picks the champion up and takes him down with a perfectly executed scoop slam, the attack hurting Drakes arm the most. Mike stretches Sandy’s arm out and backs up towards the ropes.
JR: “A nice string of attacks on Sandy Drake, King. Magnus just sprung off the ropes for extra speed and dropped a knee on Sandy’s arm.”
RK: “Good thinking, though I would go after Sandy’s legs since that is where is Age Before Beauty come from. Here is the cover!”
JR: “1…2..kickout by Drake!”
Mike helps Sandy up and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a drop kick, but Drake ducks under it. In a strange way, Drake stops himself and catches Magnus on his right shoulder. He then runs and slams Mike Magnus down with a running power slam! The slam shakes the ring as Sandy holds his arm in pain.
JR: “What a momentum changing maneuver that was for Sandy there King!”
Drake gets to his feet before the referee starts the double count-out and sends the boots to Mike’s body. He turns around and hits his opponent with a standing moonsault. Drake gets up and hits him with another standing moonsault this time from the opposite side! The crowd snaps for the succession of moves as Drake makes his way to the top rope. Sandy Drake taunts, then goes for a moonsault and nails it! He goes for another pinfall.
JR: “1…2..kickout by Magnus! Wow King, a lot of quick pinfalls here in this match.”
Sandy wills himself up and helps his challenger up as well. He attempts to whip Mike Magnus into the ropes, but Mike stops himself and pulls Sandy into a knee to the mid section. Sandy is then hip tossed to the ground, but his injured left arm is held up by Mike Magnus. Magnus sends 4 swift kicks to the arm and then puts a leg drop onto it. As Sandy screams in pain, Mike picks up his opponent, sends a kick to the lower thigh, the stomach, and then finishes off the combo with a beautiful roundhouse kick to his opponent. Drake is knocked off of his feet and looks to be knocked out.
Mike Magnus looks to go for a pin, but shrugs and helps his “lifeless” opponent up. The Television champion looks completely out of it as Magnus hooks up his opponent for his patented Magnus Driver. As he hooks the leg and lifts him up, Sandy fights it by kicking with his hooked leg. Sandy breaks free and rocks himself so he can break out of the suplex position he is in. About 4 seconds later, he manages to do it and lands behind Mike! Drake jumps up and hits a reverse X-factor on his challenger then lies on the mat himself from sheer exhaustion!
JR: “A beautiful reversal by Sandy The Young One Drake! He knew it would have been the end, so he fought it off and kept this match going.”
RK: “And that is why TYO is the X-WCW Television champ JR.”
As the referee starts the double count out, both men start to show signs of life. Sandy is the first one up, but Mike is very close behind. The two get up face-to-face and start trading blows. Sandy hits a right hand, while Mike follows with a left chop. The two go back and forth until both men just unload on each other! The punch/chop confrontation lasts for almost a full minute before the two stagger and will themselves to stay on their two feet.
All of a sudden, Mike Magnus hits a standing spinning wheel kick to take the champion down. He slowly gets himself back up and heads towards the turnbuckle getting him ready to climb it for a move. Just as he gets to the second turnbuckle, the champ gets himself to his feet. Mike curses softly then runs at Sandy Drake and absolutely annihilates him with a big Yakuza kick! Big pop for that as The Young One lays flat on the mat.
Mike wastes no time there and runs to the turnbuckle. He climbs up as fast as he can then points at his opponent.
JR: “Mike goes for a flying elbow drop….nobody home!”
RK: “What!? Drake turned over right before the elbow drop. Good one for the champ!”
JR: “ Magnus made the proverbial rookie mistake in going for that elbow drop. He shoulda just attempted a pin, that kick looks like he absolutely destroyed The Young One out there.”
Mike holds his elbow, as Drake lies motionless. TYO comes to as he gets himself on his own two feet. He awaits his challenger to get up by getting behind him and stalking him. As soon as Mike gets up, Sandy Drake locks Mike’s waist and attempts a German suplex. Mike stops himself a couple times, but feels Sandy’s wrath as he gets several forearms to the back of his neck. Drake attempts it one more time and hits a beautiful German suplex complete with a pin!
JR: “1…2…thr-no kickout by Drake! I thought it was over right here King.”
RK: “It looks like it ain’t…and it looks like Sandy wants to finish it right here and right now Russ.”
JR: “Did you just call me…Russ?”
RK: “Yeah…you don’t like it?”
JR: “….not really.”
As the two announcers argue, Sandy Drake has been waiting for Mike to get up. He pats his right leg signaling for his Age Before Beauty super kick. He waits for his opponent to get on his own two feet. Mike does just that and staggers about before he slowly starts turning around. As he does that, Sandy moves in for the finish.
Mike smirks as he turns completely around and catches the foot. He spins him around and ducks a spinning left backhand from Sandy, but gets up quick enough to grab the injured arm. He does a couple Scott Hall like arm wrench charges on the injured arm then pulls him in close.
Mike hooks the TV champion’s leg up and lifts him up for the Magnus driver. Sandy tries to fight it off again, kicking and kicking his leg out of it.
JR: “Again, Sandy reverses the Magnus driver, but this time he lands infront of him.”
RK: “Sandy is attempting a suplex now, but Magnus fights it off.
JR: “Ma- oh my God he has him up for the Magnus Driver again!”
RK: “He is fighting it JR, he won’t go down ea-BOOM MAGNUS DRIVER CONNECTS!!”
Mike Magnus attempts the pinfall once again.
JR: “1…2…3, new Television champion!!!”
RK: “The kid did it, he is the new TV champ.”
THII: “The winner of this bout by pinfall, and the neeeeewwww X-WCW Television Champion……….MIIIIIIIIIIIKEEE MAAAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUSSS!!!”
Mike Magnus gets to his feet as “Bullet With A Name On It” by Nonpoint hits the speakers. The referee grabs the X-WCW Television championship and hands it over to its new owner. Magnus takes it and holds it up to a loud “Maggggnuuus” chant starting in the crowd.
JR: “A well fought victory for Magnus, this was a great match. He was very aggressive, and that aggressiveness won him the X-WCW Television championship.”
RK: “I think that this kid is going to have a great future here King. With this title, he will compete on every show until he loses it, we are going to see what kind of champ he is. We can’t forget about Drake though. No matter how cocky he is, he still put up a hell of a fight.”
JR: “Your right King, only that Mike Magnus gave up a tad bit more. Congratulations to the new X-WCW Television champion, Mike Magnus!”
Mike hops onto the top turnbuckle and raises the title high above his head, then drops down and exits the ring. Drake sits up and realizes what happens. He climbs out of the ring and catches up with Mike. The champ turns around and faces the former X-WCW TV champ in an intense stare down. Then, Drake extends his hand to the new champion. Mike stares him down, and shakes his hand to a loud pop.
JR: “And respect shown by The Young One, this was a great match and great respect given by both superstars.”
RK: “Great way to see how the TV title was defended.”
JR: "A great match tonight King, but it isn't over yet. More of X-WCW'S biggest Pay-per-view coming your way!”
Starrcade goes to a commercial break as both men continue to celebrate inside the ring.
Women's War Match
Absinthe vs Rayne Bloodstone vs Corva Corax
Starrcade: Revolution returns to the television screen as Terri Hotbody II is inside the ring where various items have been scattered around.
THII: “The following match will be a triple threat, women’s war match. This match is a no disqualification match under triple threat rules. The first lady to get a pinfall or submission will be declared the winner.”
“Land of Confusion”, by Disturbed plays at ringside and Absinthe comes out to a very negative reception by the fans in attendance.
THII: “Introducing fist, from Toulouse France, ABSINTHE!”
Absinthe continues to make her stride down the rampway as the fans still boo her. We get a close-up and notice that she is holding a pair of brass knucks.
JR: “Absinthe is the manager of the trio called Fragile Minds. We may know about how brutal Thornn or Vanish may be in the ring, but this lady is equally lethal.”
RK: “You tell me JR. Not only does she have the looks that could kill, she CAN kill you by will. I gotta admit though, she looks HOT tonight. WOW!”
Absinthe enters the ring and taunts the crowd while her music plays on around ringside. With her music fading down, she makes her way into a corner to wait for her opponents. “Whisper” by Evanesence plays and Rayne Bloodstone makes her way out of the curtains to a mixed reaction by the fans.
THII: “From Japan, she weighs in at 135 lbs, RAYNE BLOODSTONE!!!”
Rayne Bloodstone continues to make her way down towards the ring while the camera focuses on her hand which wields a chain wrapped around her fist.
JR: “This lady is an enigma, King. She is as mysterious as they come.”
RK: “Not only that, but she scared the bonkers out of John Crook earlier that she got Nightmare into that Xtreme title match. To no avail though, Justin Sane still won the damn thing. Cruel twist of fate, but atleast she tried to do her friend a favor.”
Absinthe slides into the ring and eyes her opponent on the other side. Absinthe flashes a grin at Rayne Bloodstone who continues to stare down at her opponent.“Nymphetamine” by Cradle of Filth blares over the PA systems and Corva comes out to a round of boos. She is seen holding a steel black bat on her way down the aisle.
THII: “And from the bowery, CORVA COREX!!!”
JR: “Here is another deadly woman in the X-WCW. She and Rayne Bloodstone seems to have a rivalry that stemmed from their days before going here in the X-WCW.”
RK: “I got the same feeling too JR. It’s like these two women have a lifelong ambition of destroying the other one from limb to limb.”
Corva slides into the ring and all three women look at the other two competitors while her music slowly dies down.
RK: “There is no denying the fact, JR, all three women come equipped for this match with different armaments.”
The bell rings and it’s Corva who gives the first strike as she pounces down on Rayne Bloodstone. She tries to deliver a bat shot on the fallen Rayne Bloodstone, but Rayne uses her chain to block the attempt of Corva to strike her with a bat.
JR: “Rayne blocks that bat with her chain, and look at Absinthe! She just tackled Covra out of Rayne’s way.”
RK: “I guess the girl’s feelin a bit ignored JR.”
After Absinthe takes Corva down, she uses her palms to deliver some powerful slaps on the face of her opponent. Absinthe grabs Corva by the hair and starts to slam her on the mat while we see Rayne Bloodstone grabbing the baseball bat and slowly stalks from behind. Absinthe gets to her feet, before she turns around and gets smacked right on the sternum with the bat from Rayne Bloodstone. She crumples down on the mat while Rayne slaps the bat on the mat waiting for Corva to get up next.
JR: “Corva, the original holder of that baseball bat has a high chance of experiencing some damage with it right now.”
RK: “She should have been careful when she brought that in. Oh well, so much for caution being thrown into the wind.”
Rayne swings the bat at Corva, but the girl ducks down to avoid the baseball bat’s hit. Corva waits for Rayne to turn around before she hits her with a legsweep to take her down. Disarmed, Rayne slowly gets to her feet, to see the bat back in the hands of her rival Corva. Corva, with malicious intent, approaches Rayne with the bat. Corva tries to deliver a swing on Rayne, but Rayne ducks this time around like Corva did a few seconds prior. Corva turns around and tries another swing and HITS! However, instead of Rayne, it was a recovering Absinthe who got the blunt of the bat swing and it smacked her across the head.
RK: “DAMN! That was a sick hit on the head of Absinthe. She is gonna feel a ringing sensation the whole damn time the next day…and maybe the day after that.”
Absinthe stumbles forward before her eventual face first flop on the ring mat. Corva is off her guard and Rayne comes from behind to choke her with the chain. Corva drops the bat and struggles to get free off the chains. After a couple of seconds, Corva is sent on her knees while the chains are still wrapped around her neck. Rayne continues to try and suck the air out of her opponent, until Corva delivers a nasty elbow to her sides to set her loose. Corva drops on all fours before she uses her legs to deliver a mule kick to the gut region of Rayne Bloodstone. Rayne staggers backwards while Corva rolls back to her feet.
JR: “Corva Corex makes her way towards Rayne Bloodstone, but Rayne sees her and delivers a stiff kick to the gut. Corva catches the next kick, and sends Rayne down to the mat.”
Corva rolls over to pin her opponent and the referee starts to count. At the count of one, Rayne kicks out and both ladies get to their feet. They start to exchange some kicks and punches inside the ring while we see Absinthe getting checked out by the referee. The referee does an overhead X sign to signal to someone backstage.
RK: “Whoa, it seems like the bat shot just messed up her head so bad eh JR?”
JR: “It seems like it did quite a number on her King. I just hope it won’t be a major injury that will sideline her for months or anything.”
The camera switches over to the rampway where a couple of EMTs go down with a gurney. Back in the ring, we see Rayne Bloodstone deliver a hard forearm smash to the face of Corva. Corva is stunned and Rayne pulls her near to deliver a DDT. Rayne floats over for the pinfall and Corva gets an arm up by the count of 2.
JR: “Corva gets a shoulder up and Rayne waits for her to get up. Rayne Bloodstone, with evil intent in her eyes tries to go for a spinning wheel kick and it connects!”
Corva stumbles into the nearby corner where Rayne charges at and goes for a shoulder charge. To her misfortune, Corva sticks out her foot and it meets her right on the face. Rayne staggers backwards while Corva ascends to the top rope and delivers a flying crossbody block on her opponent.
JR: “Corva with the crossbody from the top has Rayne pinned..1…2..and Rayne Bloodstone manages to kick out of the predicament.”
Both Rayne and Corva get to a vertical base while we notice Absinthe already being lifted to the backstage area by the two EMTs who tended to her outside the ring off-camera.
RK: “Well that makes it a one-on-one match here with Absinthe going to the back. I hope she gets better soon and all.”
Corva Corex grabs a steel chair and tries to swing it over the head of Rayne. However, Rayne Bloodstone rolls out of the way and waits for Corva to turn around before doing her rendition of RVD’s Van Terminator kick on the chair that hits the face of Corva. Corva drops the chair and staggers around the ring before she falls on her knees. With Corva stunned and on her knees, Rayne Bloodstone bounces off the ropes and delivers her Storm’s Wrath kick.
JR: “Rayne hits that hard kick to the back of Corva’s head! BAH GAWD WHAT SPEED!”
RK: “Well JR, I think Corva lost after getting RVD’ed by Rayne with that chair and this just puts a punctuation mark on things.”
Corva goes down and Rayne rolls her over before she hooks the leg for the pinfall.
JR: “Here is the count..1…2…3! RAYNE BLOODSTONE WINS THE MATCH!”
RK: “I don’t wanna sound like a sourpuss JR, but I think this match was somewhat..short.”
Rayne Bloodstone’s music hits the speakers while the referee raises her hand in victory. The fans give a mixed reaction to the outcome while Rayne Bloodstone looks at her fallen opponent. A small smile creeps up on her face before she slowly makes her exit from the ring.
JR: “It doesn’t matter how long or short this match was, King, it was filled with a lot of action! Up next, we got the LOTR finals for the IC title. Its Goldstone vs Davis here on Starrcade: Revolution after this commercial break.”
X-WCW cues to the commercial break while Rayne heads up the rampway.
Lord of the Ring-Finals
Lord of the Ring Tournament-The FINAL Round
X-WCW Intercontinental Championship
Last Man Standing Match
Joe Goldstone vs. “The Real American” Rocky Davis
THII: “The following match is the finals of the 2008 Lord of the Ring Tournament and is a Last Man Standing Match for the vacant X-WCW Intercontinental Championship, first from parts unknown Joe Goldstone!”
As “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed is played, Joe Goldstone walks down the ramp to a chorus of cheers.
JR: “Goldstone has destroyed every superstar he faced in the tournament and with his hatred of Rocky Davis CEO John Crook made this a Last Man Standing Match.”
RK: “Goldstone defeated Davis in a Street Fight. Davis has been hell-bent on avenging that loss!”
Goldstone enters the ring and climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and moves his hands around waist, signaling to the crowd that the IC title belt will be around his waist.
THII:”His opponent representing Carnage, Inc. He hails from Ellis Island: he is “The Real American” Rocky Davis!”
As “Cocky” by Kid Rock plays, Davis makes his way down to ring is black wrestling tights and is not wearing his usual goofy attire. Instead of his comedy act coming down the ramp he has dead serious look on his face.
JR: “Rocky Davis looks to be taking this match very seriously.”
RK:”I spoke to Davis early tonight…”
JR:”You spoke to this goofball?!”
RK:”OK, so he cornered me in the bathroom and he told me to tell people that he’s going to be all business tonight he’s sick of being the goofball!”
Davis jumps up to ring apron, and he then leaps over the top rope and points to Joe Goldstone, who doesn’t seem to be impressed with Davis’ serious look and demeanor. The referee signals for the bell and the match begins. Davis gets face-to-face with Goldstone, who slaps him in the jaw! The crowd is stunned into silence, and so is Goldstone for a few moments as his face is tilted to the side, staring onto the ring mat.
JR: “Did he just…”
RK: “Yes, JR, he hit a solid slap.”
Slowly Goldstone tilts his head back to face RA and snarls before he dares him to slap him hard on the face again. Rocky Davis complies and delivers a second hard slap that makes Goldstone move an inch while his head gets turned to the side again. Unlike the first time, however, Goldstone quickly turns back to Rocky Davis and delivers a powerful slap of his own that knocks the Carnage Inc. leader off his feet. The fans cheer slightly before Joe Goldstone stalks the recovering Rocky Davis. Once Davis gets to his feet, JG charges at him, only to get tripped with a drop toehold.
JR: “Rocky Davis got his opponent off-guard and took him down momentarily with the single leg takedown.”
Joe Goldstone gets to his feet, but Davis is on him with some clubbing blows to the back. Goldstone shoves him out of the way before he gets up to a vertical base. Rocky Davis bounces off the ropes and ducks an incoming clothesline by Goldstone. He bounces off the other side of the ropes and tries his luck for a clothesline of his own. Goldstone avoids the clothesline of his opponent and greets him with a hard knee to the gut. Goldstone reels Davis before he grabs him for a belly-to-belly suplex. Joe Goldstone goes near the ropes and waits for Rocky Davis to get up.
RK: “Wow! That was a nicely done belly to belly by Joe Goldstone, JR!”
JR: “I have to agree with you that was done crisply and well timed by Goldstone. Rocky Davis slowly gets to his feet and Joe Goldstone makes his way towards his opponent.”
Goldstone tries to grab Rocky Davis, only to get poked on the eyes by his opponent. Goldstone turns around and staggers around before Rocky Davis sends him on his knees with a hard smack on the back of the head. He grabs Goldstone by the head and slams him to the mat with high velocity. Goldstone clutches the back of his head before he slowly sits up. While Goldstone sits up, Rocky Davis bounces off the other side and comes back with a running knee strike to the back of Goldstone to take him down to the mat.
RK: “A hard football like kick there, JR! I think Goldstone will feel that in the morning!”
Rocky Davis plays the crowd for a while to draw some heel heat on him before he comes back for his opponent. Joe Goldstone is stirring up already before the referee could count to 3. Goldstone punches RA to the gut before he would do anything to him. Goldstone grabs Rocky Davis by the waist and rams him towards the nearest corner. On the corner, Goldstone delivers a series of shoulder charges to the mid-section of Rocky Davis. Rocky Davis slumps down on the corner and this time, Goldstone feeds him with a few boots to the face.
JR: “He is just stomping a mudhole through Rocky Davis!”
RK: “At this rate, I won’t blame Rocky if he would have blurry vision due to those multiple boots to the head.”
Joe Goldstone hauls Rocky Davis up to his feet before he lifts him over his shoulder. He turns around to deliver a powerslam into the middle of the ring. It rocks the ring a bit, and Rocky Davis is sprawled down on the canvas while the referee starts to count.
JR: “Here is the count…1….2…3…4…5…Rocky Davis is slowly getting to his feet…6…and he’s up!”
Rocky Davis is standing, barely, before his knees buckled down and he is on all fours. He shakes his head slowly while Joe Goldstone grins at the sight of his opponent and makes a run for it. As soon as Rocky Davis gets up, he gets tackled by JG. Goldstone is on top of his opponent and delivers some hard elbow strikes to the face of Rocky Davis. After taking it to his opponent UFC style, he gets up and pulls Rocky Davis to his feet as well. He tries to pull him in for a clothesline, but Rocky ducks down and sneaks a lowblow from behind.
RK: “HAHA! That little sneaky bastard!”
Joe Goldstone falls down, clutching his manhood, while Rocky Davis has a cocky grin. The referee starts to count. 1….2….Joe Goldstone gets to his feet, and Rocky Davis takes him down to the mat with a running bulldog takedown. Rocky Davis slides to the outside while Joe Goldstone slowly gets to his feet inside the ring. Rocky searches the apron for something while Joe Goldstone gets to his feet and notices the Carnage Inc. member window shopping on the outside. Joe Goldstone goes through the ropes and hops off to the outside. Goldstone pulls Rocky Davis out of the apron, only to be whacked on the side of the head with a duffle bag that Rocky had in his hands.
JR: “Rocky Davis was finding something, and it is a duffle bag that he leveled Goldstone with.”
RK: “Man I wonder what he had inside there, JR”
While Joe Goldstone is on the floor outside the ring, the referee starts to count from the ring. Rocky Davis unzips the duffle bag and reveals that the content inside was a piece of hollow block.
Referee: “1..2…3…4….5….6…7…”
Joe Goldstone gets to his feet while Rocky Davis awaits him with a chair in hand. He tries to hit Goldstone with it, but its ducked. Rocky Davis tries another go, only to receive a hard boot to the face for his troubles. Joe Goldstone grabs the steel chair and waits for Rocky Davis to get to his feet. Rocky slowly ascends to a vertical base and gets leveled by a chairshot over the head.
JR: “BAH GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT ON THE SKULL OF ROCKY DAVIS!”
Rocky Davis falls down like a pile of bricks after that chair shot and the referee starts to count him out. Davis gets to his feet by the count of 6, but Goldstone rams the steel chair right into his mid-section. Rocky is stunned and Goldstone rolls him back inside the ring. With Rocky Davis slowly getting to his feet inside, Goldstone grabs a few items from the apron and throws it into the ring. The assortment of weapons or forgein objects he tosses in ranges from steel chairs, trashcan, trashcan lids, and even a stop sign. Finally, Goldstone grabs a table from underneath the apron and slides it in.
JR: “Joe Goldstone just brought in some supplies for tonight’s activities, King. This is going to be interesting.”
Rocky Davis slowly gets to his feet while Joe Goldstone re-enters the irng. Goldstone grabs Rocky from behind and tries to go for a german suplex. Rocky Davis is at it again with a back kick to the groin area of poor Goldstone.
RK: “Man he sure loves to deliver a punch or a kick to the gonads doesn’t he JR?”
JR: “He is a low-down despicable man. I am thinking he is going to do anything and everything in his power to win this, and stopping low seems to be one of them.”
Rocky Davis grabs the nearby trashcan lid and smacks JG over the head to send him down. The referee starts to count Goldstone.
RK: “The referee has initiated the count. 1..2…3….4…5..and Goldstone is up.”
Rocky Davis goes over to a recovered Joe Goldstone, but he is met with a vicious chop across the chest. Rocky Davis fights back with a chop of his own that lights up JG. Goldstone retaliates, with another chop to the chest across Real American. Goldstone connects with another chop before he delivers a couple of hard kicks to the sternum of his opponent. Rocky Davis backs away from the violence, but Joe Goldstone reels him in and delivers a hard knee to the gut. With Rocky Davis a bit stunned, Goldstone lines him up for a powerbomb. As he lifts him on his shoulders, The Lost Boys storm down the ramp.
JR: “Mike and Mark Daniels have just arrived to save their leader!”
But before they would get into the ring, Goldstone turns around and tosses Rocky Davis onto the outside where his hapless followers catch him, yet also fall.
RK: “Well atleast they saved the hide of RA. Not that it matters now…”
Goldstone lets out a huge snarl at the recovering members of Carnage Inc while he stands tall inside the ring. All three members of Carnage Inc. slowly get to their feet and enter the ring at separate times. Goldstone grabs the trashcan he brought in earlier and slams it over the head of Mike Daniels. Mike falls down on the mat and rolls out of the ring while Mark Daniels charges at Goldstone. Mark Daniels is met by the same fate of his brother with a hard shot across the face with the trashcan.
JR: “What a brutal shot by Joe Goldstone on the Lost Boys with that trashcan.”
RK:”He is just trying to put them into place, JR. In other words, he just noticed that they belonged INSIDE a garbage can cause they are garbage. Sadly both can’t fit inside so he just smacks em over and reminded them to head over to the nearest dumpster.”
Rocky Davis is the last to slide in and he narrowly avoids the garbage can of Joe Goldstone. Goldstone turns around and Davis sweeps him from the legs. Goldstone falls on his back with the garbage can and Rocky Davis bounces off the ropes before he jumps and mushroom-stomps the garbage can for it to connect on the face of his opponent.
JR: “Rocky Davis just made a unique move right there, King! BAH GAWD what a hard stomp King!”
RK: “You tell me, I could feel it from here!”
Goldstone is laid out on the mat and the referee starts to count. 1…2…..3….4….5…..6…Goldstone slowly gets to his feet…7…8…and he’s up. Rocky Davis has been anticipating for his opponent’s recovery and has the stop sign in his hands. Davis charges at Goldstone with the sign in hand, but Goldstone catches him and lays him out with a spinning spinebuster slam.
JR: “SPINEBUSTER BY GOLDSTONE AND ROCKY DAVIS IS DOWN!”
RK: “Did you check out the speed on that one JR? That was fast and furious. Poor Rocky, I hope he can still get up after that. Who am I kidding? I hope he DOESN’T!”
Rocky Davis is sprawled on the mat while the referee starts to count. 1…2….3….4….5….6…7….8….Rocky Davis gets up to his feet, only to get speared off his boots by Goldstone.
RK: “Told you he should have stayed down. Damn it.”
Rocky Davis holds his ribcage in pain while Joe Goldstone gets to his feet. While the referee looks at Rocky Davis, Joe Goldstone leans on the corner opposite to the two. This would be a big mistake as Mike Daniels hops over to the apron and grabs him in the sleeperhold. While Goldstone struggles to get out, Mark Daniels hops over to the other side and has a taser in his hands. He uses the taser on the neck of Goldstone and both of them let go.
RK: “What the blue heck?! Did they jus taser Joe Goldstone?”
JR: “Those dastardly duo! Indeed they did, King and now Goldstone is on the mat twitching in pain.”
The referee has counted to 5 when Rocky Davis gets to his feet and points at the fallen Goldstone located opposite to them. The referee notices the fallen contender and makes his way over to start the count.
JR: “Here is the count..1….2…..3….4….5….6…7…8…9…10.”
RK: “I can’t believe it, Rocky Davis gets his first ever X-WCW title here tonight, at Starrcade: Xtreme.”
JR: “Not like this, King, it shouldn’t be like this! They cheated Joe Goldstone out of the title with a taser! This is an injustice to professional wrestling!”
RK: “Ah shut it JR, as much as I don’t like the idea of Rocky being the new IC champ, he did make the ending somewhat surprising.”
Rocky Davis’ music starts to hit at ringside and the fans start to boo loudly. Inside the ring, we see Mike and Mark Daniels enter and hand the IC title over to their leader. RA raises the IC title in glee while the fans continue to bombard him with boos at ringside.
RK: “Well this marks a black day for sports entertainment, JR. Of all the people, it had to be Real American to win the IC title. Give it back to Seith or something will ya!”
JR: “He is a very shrewd man, he got help from two of his wards to take out Joe Goldstone tonight cause he KNEW he couldn’t beat him one-on-one. He maybe the last one standing tonight, but when you think about it, Goldstone will come back soon enough and get his revenge for what Rocky has done to him right here.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break while we see RA getting lifted up into the shoulders of the Lost Boys.
Tag Team Turmoil Match
The Stix Brothers vs The Devil’s Rejects vs The Twisted Hunters vs Fragile Minds vs The Lost Boys
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break as we see Terri Hotbody II inside the ring, that is already filled with various objects such as folded tables and steel chairs.
THII: “The following is a tag team turmoil match. The first team to win via pinfall or submission inside the ring will be the winner.”
“Master of Puppets” blares through the PA systems and the two big figures appearing into ringside. One man stands tall with a steel scythe while the other stands with a mask and an iron bat. Both men make their way down the rampway as THII introduces them.
THII: “Introducing first, the team of Casus Crimson Crevious and The Reaper, THE DEVIL’S REJECTS!!!”
JR: “Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to our special night! Right now it will be a tag team match featuring 5 of the X-WCW’s tag team in a hardcore environment. Coming down the ring are two men who are NO strangers to the X-WCW tag team title.”
RK: “Yeah, Casus and Reaper won those titles back in 2005 against TGO and the current world champion Karl Baller. Hey if you won over a current champ in the past, and you are STILL in a tag team division, something must be WRONG with you two. I mean they could be just going singles competition now rather than languishing in this position.”
JR: “When you ask them that question, King, I think they will answer you that they are not greedy. They love to share the pain of their opponents in the ring with each other. These two men are a couple of deranged and dangerous competitors in the X-WCW.”
The two men enter the ring and pose on opposite ends of the squared circle while the fans boo them. Their music fades and it is replaced by some classical music while The Stix Brothers enter the ring with steel pipes and the fans booing only continue.
THII: “Introducing the team of Damien and Dante Stix…THE STIX BROTHERS!!!”
RK: “Look at that JR, it’s my favorite tag team. Its Fiddle Stix and Twiddle Stix!!!”
JR: “Making fun of them is discretionary, King. Just like Reaper and CCC, these two men are dangerous! One is big and serious, while the smaller guy loves to fight. This brother tandem has been through some hard fought matches here in the X-WCW.”
The Stix Brothers make their way into the ring and go to one corner of it while CCC and Reaper are on the other side of the ring and staring down two of their 8 opponents for the match. “Feed My Frankenstein” fills the arena with the Lost Boys making their way into the ringside area. The fans boo the brotherly duo of Mike and Mark Daniels as they make their way down the ramp. Mike Daniels has a 2x4 in his hands while we see Mark Daniels having a sack but the contents of it remain hidden from view.
THII: “Carnage Inc. members Mike and Mark Daniels…THE LOST BOYS!!!”
JR: “The Lost Boys are two of Mr. All American’s cronies or protégés as he would like to call them.”
RK: “To me, JR, I call them sheep. Every time they go into the ring, they look like they are being led to the slaughterhouse by their opponents. Give me one match, where they won without help of their very good friend the didlo?”
JR: “I have no clue, King. But all I know is, these are the two men who are RA’s pupils of his ‘game’ and are willing to put their bodies on the line just for him. As weird as they may be, you can never question their undying loyalty to Rocky Davis.”
RK: “Figures, a sheep don’t know who is smart or dumb anyways. Leave it to RA for getting these two idiots. As they say, JR, birds of the same feather and whatnot? It’s just funny though, how they helped Rocky to win that match earlier.”
The Daniels brothers enter the ring and pose for the fans who continue to boo the heck out of them along with the other two teams in the ring. Their music fades while we hear another one starting to creep up. “Mutant X” by Twiztid blares over the speakers and the Hunter Brothers make their entrances onto the ringside area. Both Hunter Brothers are loaded with Jake holding a case of faygo bottles and Jake holding what seems to be like a florescent rod.
THII: “From Detroit Michigan, the team of Jake and Ken Hunter…THE TWIZTID HUNTERS!!!”
JR: “The Hunter brothers have done it all in the realm of hardcore wrestling.”
RK: “Sadly, most things they do need to have a foreign object and seldom the wrestling part as well. That thing Jake is holding is a testament to what their future labels would be if they so end up leaving the X-WCW…yardtards. You can be extreme, JR, but damn it you gotta atleast wrestler more than you use a damn object. Fortunately for them, this match might be in their league and to their advantage.”
Jake and Ken Hunter slide into the ring and go to separate corners to pose for the crowd, who gives them a very mixed reaction of both cheers AND boos. “Land of confusion” by Disturbed is heard from the ringside PA systems and Fragile Minds make their entrance. Vanish and Thornn enter the ringside area packed with items as well with Vanish holding a briefcase and Thornn having to hold a pair of brass knuckles on both hands.
THII: “The team of Vanish and Thornn…FRAGILE MINDS!!!”
JR: “Here are the final two competitors for the match, King. It’s the duo of Vanish and Thornn who compose 2/3s of Fragile Minds.”
RK: “Kind of sad to see Absinthe not around here JR. She’s the only one in the trio that is noteworthy to look at.”
JR: “Even though, these two men are dangerous, King!”
RK: “I can believe that, I still remember what they attempted to do with the Hunter brothers not so long ago by dumping them in a river. Thought Ken and Jake would be sleeping with the fishes until now. They got a lucky break and just found a way out.”
Vanish and Thornn enter the ring and are quick to attack the nearby competitors which are Ken and Jake Hunter. The bell abruptly rings to signal the start of the match. Vanish is beating away on Ken while Thornn uses his boot to choke Jake on the nearby corner. The other six men start to brawl inside as well featuring Mike Daniels using his 2x4 to duel it out with Dante Stix’s iron pipe while CCC and Reaper corner the bigger Stix brother Damien in a corner before they start to pound away. All the while, Mark Daniels takes his time at one corner to pull out something out of the sack.
RK: “It’s all out carnage right now in that ring, JR. Though I cant help but wonder what the heck Mark Daniels has inside that sack.”
JR: “Curiosity killed the cat, King, I don’t think we would like to find that out.”
CCC and The Reaper take turns in delivering shoulder charges to Damien Stix until the big man slumps down in the corner. CCC uses the chain of his scythe to choke the downed Stix brother. On the other side of the ring, Mike Daniels attempts to take a wild swing at Dante, but Dante ducks down and delivers a swinging blow to the hip area of Mike Daniels. The Daniels brother is on all fours before he falls to the mat thanks to a powerful iron pipe smack on his back. Vanish locks in a front facelock on Ken Hunter before he drives him to the mat with a DDT. On the other side of the ring, Thornn takes his time to taunt the crowd while Jake Hunter is slowly recovering. Thornn turns around to pick up Jake, but as he looks down, he is met by a faygo bottle that breaks right on his head.
RK: “That bottle shot was brutal, JR! Thornn should never turn his back on his opponent again, especially if there is a case of faygo bottles right beside him.”
Thornn staggers backwards and this gives Jake a time to get to his feet with two more bottles in his hands. He goes towards Thornn and smashes another bottle over his head. While Thornn is on spaghetti legs, Jake chugs down the remaining bottle on his hand before he smashes it right on the head of Thornn as well. This sends the big man down and Jake goes over to his brother’s aid and waylay Vanish. They corner Vanish and start to deliver some kicks and shoulder charges on one half of fragile minds.
JR: “It looks to me that Vanish and Thornn’s plans to start this match early just backfired at them. Now the Hunters are on the offensive.”
RK: “I am sure that they ALWAYS are on the offensive, JR! Look at them JR, they just LOOK OFFENSIVE in their attire in the first place!”
Dante Stix tries to save his brother on the other side, but Mark Daniels sneaks in and clonks him in the back of the head with what seems like to be a metallic…
RK: “ROD! I will NOT say it is a dildo, JR. Oh darn…”
Mark Daniels smirks at the fallen Dante before he attacks him brutally with the…rod…inside the ring. On the other side of the ring, we see The Hunters setting up a couple of tables inside the ring. They place one table before heading towards the recovering Thornn. Ken and Jake Hunter deliver some clubbing blows to the back of Thornn before they drag him into the tables and place him on the first one. Ken Hunter deliver some punches to his face while Jake heads to the top rope.
JR: “The Hunter Brothers might try to do something big here, King.”
Jake launches himself from the top rope and lands a splash on top of Thornn. The impact on the table makes it break into two and both men are down! Ken Hunter tries to help out but Vanish is there to deliver the remaining faygo bottle over him. Vanish helps Jake get to his feet, only to toss him over the ropes.
RK: “The table was served, JR, but I think Vanish felt a bit left out.”
CCC and Reaper stops choking on Damien Stix on the other side of the ring and both men grab the nearby ladder. They place the ladder on the nearby mat before they lift Damien into the air. They drop him onto the ladder and the bigger Stix brother goes stomach-first on the steel of the ladder. He clutches his stomach in pain while the Devil’s Rejects stomp down on him. CCC picks Damien to his feet and sends him back first into the ladder with a sidewalk slam.
RK: “Damn! Those two are just brutalizing up fiddle stix…or is that dip stix? Or Chop stix?”
JR: “I believe the bigger Stix brother’s name is Damien.”
RK: “OH, YEAH!”
In the other side of the ring, Vanish helps up Thornn get to his feet and they see Ken Hunter getting to his feet. Thornn is quick on the offensive as he takes him over the ropes with a big boot to the face. Vanish and Thornn notice Mike Daniels laughing confidently in the middle of the ring as the other Daniels brother, Mark, is still whacking Dante mercilessly with the ‘rod’ while he is down. The duo of Fragile Minds are in disgust before they shrug it off and head on to that area.
JR: “Vanish and Thornn now making their way across the ring, and Thornn just took down Mark Daniels with a huge clothesline. Mike Daniels stops the laughter, and he gets pummeled by some hard shots to the face by Vanish.”
RK: “Finally, someone stopped the offensive scene inside the ring.”
Mark Daniels slowly gets to his feet and charges at Thornn, only to be sent down again with a fast-hitting spinebuster. Mark Daniels favors his lower back after that exchange while Mike Daniels gets leveled with a DDT from Vanish. The Fragile Minds member gets to his feet, only to be sent to the mat hard by Reaper’s spear.
RK: “Uh oh, I think it’s time for these teams to brawl now. I can feel it.”
Thornn charges at CCC and both men collide with a shoulder charge. Thornn and CCC bounce off opposite sides of the ring before they collide yet again. The second shoulder charge to each other does not work, so both men slug it out in the middle of the ring. Reaper, in the meantime,, drags Vanish to his feet and lifts him on his shoulders. While he is doing this, however, Ken and Jake Hunter surround him. They deliver a leg sweep/mule kick combination with Ken hitting the mule kick on Reaper while Jake’s legsweep floors the Devil’s Reject. As Reaper goes down, so does Vanish, and the Twiztid Hunterz actually give a double damage hit on that combo move.
JR: “The Hunter brothers are back into this match, King!”
RK: “Don’t look now cause even Dante Stix is on the recovery.”
Dante Stix gets to his feet and pounces behind CCC to lock in a sleeper hold. Thornn tries to take advantage of this, but he also gets a sleeper hold from behind by Ken Hunter. Both Thornn and CCC struggle to get the opponents off their backs by reaching them, but to no avail. While Thornn is locked into a sleeper hold by Ken Hunter, Jake Hunter grabs a nearby chair and rams it over the gut area of Thornn. Thornn goes down on his knees before collapsing on all fours. Just then, Mike Daniels comes out of nowhere and uses Thornn as a stepping stone before catching Jake with a tornado DDT.
RK: “I got to admit, I never knew he had it in him.”
CCC, on the other hand is having a hard time getting Dante off his back. He turns around and meets the bigger Stix brother who doesn’t seem so pleased. He pummels away with some hard punches to the gut of CCC to render him dazed. Dante hops off of CCC while Damien pulls CCC close to him before taking him down with a hard powerbomb to the ring.
JR: “POWERBOMB BY DAMIEN! BAH GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT!!!”
Dante grabs an iron pipe and he uses it to assist him in a variation of a crossface chokehold on CCC. Mike Daniels and Ken Hunter come to blows inside the ring while we see a Mark Daniels leaning on the corner. Vanish gets to his feet and notice the Lost Boy member near him and approaches him. Mark Daniels is ready for Vanish and he delivers a hard kick to the gut. He pokes the eye of Vanish using his thumb before he hops over to the top rope for something. Before he could, however, Thornn charges and cuts him off. Mark Daniels is crotched onto the turnbuckle before Thornn grabs him by the neck and chokeslams him back into the ring.
RK: “WHOA! Talk about impressive strength, JR! Thornn just chokeslammed Mark into the ring.”
Jake Hunter gets to his feet and attacks Mike Daniels from behind. Jake and Ken Hunter isolate Mike Daniels in the corner before they whip him across the ring. Mike hits the other corner and Ken whips Jake into that direction. The corner splash hits and Jake Hunter sends Mike into Ken’s incoming direction. Both men meet in the middle of the ring as Ken Hunter takes him down with a Thez press and starts raining down the punches on his opponent’s face.
RK: “Man I thought they were an ICP ripoff? Now these guys are doing a stone cold ripoff!”
Before Ken could finish, Damien Stix pulls him up and delivers a nasty headbutt. Ken falls off his butt while Jake Hunter kicks Damien on the back of his legs. Damien slowly turns around to face Jake Hunter, but gets a low blow by Reaper. Reaper and Jake Hunter put in the clubs on Damien while we see Dante making his way there with a steel pipe. He smacks the pipe over Jake’s head and the Hunter brother rolls towards the outside of the ring. Dante Stix continues to assault Reaper with the steel pipe just enough to send him leaning towards the ropes. Dante backs up a bit and delivers a hard clothesline that sends even him over the ropes. Both Dante and Reaper fall to the outside, and coincidentally hits a recovering Ken Hunter.
JR: “Ken Hunter expected to get some rest outside, but he got some unexpected visitors to wish him well.”
RK: “Uhm..that was JAKE Hunter, JR!”
JR: “I apologize about that, King. It’s just that they seem to be much a like.”
Ken Hunter is on his feet and runs towards the ropes before diving through them. He crashes outside the ring and hits the trio of Dante, Reaper, and even Jake Hunter, all three men who were getting to their feet.
JR: “Ken Hunter with the dive through the ropes!”
RK: “What the hell was he thinking?”
Back in the ring, CCC gets to his feet and cups his throat for a while as he surveys the area. Right there he notices Vanish and Thornn stomping down on Mike Daniels while Mark Daniels is laid out. On the other hand, Damien Stix is somewhat charging at his direction. CCC gets out of the turnbuckle in time. CCC avoids the turnbuckle as well and turns around to receive a throat trust by CCC. CCC connects with another and Damien Stix staggers back. CCC tries to clothesline Damien off the ropes, but he ducks down. CCC turns around and gets a hard clothesline that sends him over the ropes but just landing on the apron.
RK: “That was a close one for him. I thought for sure Casus would fall off the ring like the rest.”
Damien waits for CCC to get up before he tries to swing at him, but CCC ducks down and shoulder charges him from the apron. Damien is stunned and CCC grabs him for a suplex. It takes a while, but the devil’s reject member hits it and both of them fall to the outside of the ring. On the opposite area, the four men are up and are brawling outside the ring.
JR: “The Hunters, Reaper and Dante Stix are in a four-way brawl on the other side! CCC and Damien are still getting to their feet.”
RK: “Back in the ring, it seems like Fragile Minds will win this thing! Remember, you got to win INSIDE the ring by pinfall or submission.”
Vanish and Thornn whip Mike Daniels into the ropes and on his rebound, Thronn catches him and lifts him high into the air. With Mike Daniels in a gorilla press, he heads over to the side where CCC and Damien are getting to their feet and toss the Lost Boy towards them. As soon as Mike Daniels falls from grace, CCC and Damien catch him, but they too fall back down. Vanish waits for Mark Daniels to get to his feet before he grabs him. Vanish bodyslams him to the mat while Thornn goes over to the legs of Mark Daniels. Vanish bounces off the ropes while Thornn catapults Mark Daniels. With Mark Daniels in mid-air, Vanish somehow catches him with his flying clothesline.
JR: “IT’S THE FOOLKILLER! The doubleteam move of Fragile minds!”
Mark Daniels is down and Vanish is quick to get the pin. Thornn grabs the nearby pipe and is ready to strike anyone who would break the pin.
JR: “The referee counts..1…2…3! FRAGILE MINDS WIN THE MATCH!!!”
The bell rings and the referee lifts the arms of Vanish and Thornn in the air to signal their victory. As usual, the fans boo in defiance of the big win by the team of Fragile Minds.
JR: “There were five teams, FIVE sets of pairs in this match that fought it out, but in the end these two went on top of the dogpile.”
RK: “I can tell you why, too, JR. The main reason why they won, they were the ONLY team who tried to pin their opponents while the others just wanted to beat the hell out of the other teams. Sometimes, satisfying your urge to dish out physical punishment can hinder your drive to win in a match. This match just proves that point. They can say all they want, they just wanted to give pain to others…but at the expense of getting a win at the BIGGEST show that the X-WCW has to offer? I think not!”
JR: “Well folks we gotta take you to a commercial break, Starrcade: Revolution will be coming right back!”
The X-WCW PPV special draws to a commercial break as Fragile Minds continue to celebrate their win inside the squared circle.
X-WCW U.S. Championship
Mark Marlin vs Sean Bryne (c)
JR: “Welcome back everyone to this pay per view special of the X-WCW which is Starrcade: Revolution.”
RK: “This PPV is sponsored by the fine folks from Judge Death’s meat pies! Have one today! Man, these things taste delightful!!!”
JR: “I am not sure if you are advised to eat them in the middle of a broadcast, King. I do remember you had some prior stomach problems regarding meat pie related food.”
RK: “BAH! I don’t care, JR! As long as they taste good, it’s all good to me!”
JR: “Well let’s send you all over into the ring where Terri Hotbody II is there to announce the next match.”
THII: “The following match is for the X-WCW United States Champion and is scheduled for one fall.”
”Voodoo Child” by Jimmy Hendrix plays at ringside and it brings out Mark Malin out of the curtains doing some air guitar. He stays on the stage while a portion of the fans cheer for him as he does his usual poses and flexes before making his way down towards the rampway.
THII: “On his way to the ring, he weighs in at 275 lbs, MARK MALIN!!!”
Mark Malin continues to make his way towards the ring as he gives out some high fives to the fans.
JR: “Mark Malin, before he went to the X-WCW, was one of the top independent wrestlers in the world of professional wrestling. Malin, along with Joe Goldstone signed contracts with the X-WCW a year ago and both have made a storm over the X-WCW.”
RK: “Yeah, sad thing for Joe was he lost to Real American…OF ALL PEOPLE! Well if Mark Malin does lose to Sean Byrne, it wouldn’t matter that much since we do know Byrne is made of sterner stuff than RA.”
Mark Malin enters the ring and poses for the fans yet again. His music gets cut while “Iron Man” by Ozzy Osborne blares through the speakers for Sean Byrne’s imminent arrival to ringside. Just as expected, the Boston rocker does make his appearance at ringside with the United States title placed on his shoulder. The fans cheer louder as Terri Hotbody II makes the introduction.
THII: “And his opponent, he is the current X-WCW United States Champion. THE BOSTON ROCKER: SEAN BYRNE!!!”
Byrne makes his way down the aisle as the fans continue to cheer for the United States Champion.
JR: “Sean Byrne has been through HELL in the past couple of shows, King.”
RK: “All because of him being made an example of by the Revolution, which I do not blame, JR. Just like TYO, he was beginning to be cocky about being a champ until he got his ego chopped off in the legs by Tony Bonito and company. Right now he wants to prove he is a worthy champion by beating Malin. To me, he has to thank the Revolution for that sudden realization.”
JR: “To me, King, he just wants to prove his doubters wrong. It’s nothing to do with what the Revolution did to him in the past. In my opinion he just wants to show to the world that he IS truly a champion and will do so in the biggest stage of them all in the X-WCW.”
Sean Byrne enters the ring and climbs up the nearby corner. He lifts up the US title in the air while he is there and the fans continue their outpour for the US champion. His music fades while he climbs down the ring corner.
JR: “Well King, the match is almost going to start and I’m wondering on who you picked to win in this match. King? Hey, can you hear me?”
The cameras show Randal King making his way up the ramp rather fast while holding his stomach.
JR: “I guess the meat pies got the best of him folks.”
The bell finally rings and both men lock up at the center. Mark Malin uses his strength to shove Sean Byrne to the mat. Sean Byrne rolls back up and both men initiate a lock-up yet again. This time, it is Sean Byrne who takes advantage with a quick side headlock on his challenger. Mark Malin gets out of the headlock by grabbing a piece of Byrne and locking in an armbar. Sean Byrne reverses the armbar and uses his free hand to deliver some chops to the chest.
JR: “Sean Byrne is quick on his toes there as he reversed the armbar and is on the offensive right now.”
Sean Byrne tries to whip Malin into the ropes but it is reversed. Malin attempts a big boot on Sean Byrne and it is ducked. Mark Malin turns around and receives a hard kick to the gut. Sean Byrne rounds it off with a snap suplex delivered to Mark Malin. Sean Byrne waits for his opponent to get to his feet before he hooks both of his arms and sends him down to the mat yet again with a double underhook DDT.
JR: “Sean Byrne just paid tribute to Cactus Jack Foley with that double underhook DDT on Mark Malin. His opponent is down for the pin 1..2…and he gets a shoulder up.”
Sean Byrne picks up Mark Malin and shoots him across the ropes. Mark Malin bounces back and delivers an ace bomber clothesline that sends Sean Byrne fall to the mat quickly. Mark Malin picks up the US champion and delivers some clubbing blows to the back. He lifts Sean Byrne in a gorilla press position before he drops him into his shoulders and delivers a powerslam.
JR: “BAH GAWD WHAT POWER! Mark Malin lifted Sean Byrne into the air and sends him crashing to the mat with that powerful slam.”
Sean Byrne is feeling it in his back while Mark Malin helps him get to his feet. Mark Malin backs Sean Byrne into the corner and delivers some hard kicks to his body. Mark Malin climbs up to the turnbuckles and begins to deliver some hard punches to the head of the United States champ.
JR: “Mark Malin is really giving it to Sean Byrne right now with those hard right hands to the head.”
After the tenth punch, Sean Byrne falls flat on the mat while Mark Malin plays with the crowd and flexes his muscles. While most fans cheer, we can hear a small section of them fight on with some “BYRNE” chants around the arena.
JR: “The fans are getting a show here by the physique and super human strength that is Mark Malin. But I can hear the people want the champion to rise up and win this! This is going to be a intense match.”
Sean Byrne gathers himself to a vertical base and he attacks Mark Malin with some hard punches. Mark Malin returns the punches as well with equally powerful blows to the United States Champion. After the exchange of punches happen, Sean Byrne catches one of the punches and takes down Malin with a hard punch right on the face. Mark Malin tumbles to the mat and the fans fill the ringside area with a loud and ominous “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” after witnessing the sick yet powerful punch by the champion.
JR: “My goodness, I think that punch just busted Mark Malin wide open.”
The camera focuses on the face of Mark Malin and indeed, there appears to be a cut right on his forehead while he gets up. Sean Byrne waits for Mark Malin to get to his feet before he delivers a hard knee to the gut and attempts a suplex. Sean Byrne tries his might to suplex his challenger, but Mark Malin reverses it and lifts Sean up to the air. He leaves Sean hanging for quite a long time before he eventually sends him down the mat.
JR: “Delayed vertical suplex delivered by Mark Malin!”
Mark Malin waits for Sean Byrne to get up before he delivers a punch. Sean Byrne fights back with a hard elbow smash to the face and it stuns the challenger. Sean Byrne whips Malin into the ropes and sends him down to the mat with a hard back elbow smash. Mark Malin slowly gets to his feet and Sean Byrne carries him over his shoulders before sending him down yet again with a fallaway slam.
JR: “Sean Byrne uses his patented Fallaway slam and the challenger goes down.”
Mark Malin slowly gets to his feet and Sean Byrne charges at him for a clothesline. Mark Malin ducks the clothesline and takes his opponent down with a quick spinebuster.
JR: “Bah gawd, Mark Malin just spinebustered Sean Byrne out of nowhere!”
A bleeding Mark Malin rises to his feet and anticipates the eventual recovery of Sean Byrne. The Boston Rocker gets to his feet and Mark Malin points at him and says “YOU!”. A bit stirred, Sean Byrne tries to deliver a punch, but it is blocked. Mark Malin delivers two straight punches to the face of the US champ. A dazed Sean Byrne is shot into the ropes and receives a big boot to the face from Mark Malin. Mark Malin taunts the crowd before he eventually bounces off the ropes for a running legdrop.
JR: “Mark Malin goes for his patented legdrop but…Sean Byrne rolls out of the way!”
Both Mark Malin and Sean Byrne get up at the same time, but it is Sean Byrne who gets the upper hand as he surprises Malin with a fast delivery of his finisher the Final Cutter.
JR: “FINAL CUTTER! BAH GAWD! Sean Byrne just delivered his finisher with some precise accuracy yet in swift execution.”
Mark Malin goes to the mat and Sean Byrne covers him for the pin.
JR: “The pin is being made: 1-2-3! SEAN BYRNE WINS!!!”
“Iron man” hits the speakers and Sean Byrne slowly gets to his feet while the crowd gives him a loud round of cheers.
THII: “The winner and STILL X-WCW United States Champion…SEAN BYRNE!!!”
Sean Byrne gets his title back from the referee and raises it high into the air.
JR: “It only took one second, one move, and Sean Byrne pulled out that victory out of nowhere.”
Sean Byrne goes towards the nearby corner and raises his US title high in the air as the fans continue to cheer for the US champion.
JR: “Right now, I believe he just proved his doubters wrong. With his successful title defense tonight, it just cements him to be a legitimate X-WCW title holder. Well folks we have to go to a commercial break. Up next, we will have the main event, and hopefully Randal King’s stomach would be good to go by then.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
X-WCW World Championship
Rage in a Cage II
Sinister Six Elimination Match
Andrew Radon vs Ignavus vs Otacon vs Cane Deathscream vs Tony Bonito vs Karl Baller ©
We go back from the commercial break and the cameras focus on James Russell and Randal King who are stationed on the announce table.
JR: “Welcome back to Starrcade: Revolution! I am James Russell and alongside me here is Randal King. Right now will be the MAIN EVENT of the night!”
RK: “It’s the sinister six elimination match, JR! Six men inside one steel structure which is dubbed RAGE IN A CAGE PART 2!”
JR: “Well let us show you the events that led up to this very match.”
The video package starts as we see the following caption in a black background
X-Rumble...
The video shows R.E. Rage throwing a punch, and KB catching him on the arm. While he has his arm caught, he lies down on the apron and uses his legs to sweep Rage off his feet. Within an instant, Rage is over the ropes and he falls down to the outside.
JR: “OH MY GOODNESS! R.E. RAGE HAS FALLEN OFF THE RING!”
RK: “Oh brother! Oh well, he’s okay anyways, that was a good show by Karl Baller.”
The bell rings and KB climbs back into the ring.
THII: “The winner of the 2007 X Rumble…KARL BALLER!!!”
The fans give Karl Baller a loud ovation as he celebrates inside the ring.
JR: “Incredible! For a man who was not even supposed to be in this match, he was given a second chance and he didn’t mess it up.”
RK: “I gotta give him props, JR, he was one of two men who started this match and finished it in the end. Karl seems to have a lot of good things comin for him in the next few years.”
The video footage fades as we see Karl Baller inside the ring. The video comes back again this time to see the following words on the screen.
Warzone 32…
Ignavus is helped up by Renegade before he kicks him hard on the mid-section. Tony Bonito grabs Ignavus and slams him down the mat with the Nitoplex. RNR get into the ring and this time pick up Otacon. They hold Otacon and both men hit him hard on the back to send him down on his knees. Tony Bonito smirks and approaches Otacon to give him a hard slap across the face. While all this is happening, John Crook gets a microphone and speaks.
JC: “Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is the birth of a new movement here in the X-WCW. Tonight, a Revolution is born!"
We see all five men posing inside the ring while we hear JR’s voice over.
JR: “This is just plain despicable! How could a man such as John Crook buy into Tony Bonito and company on their supposed ‘cleansing’ of the X-WCW from its corruption? This is not right, King, it just makes my stomach churn.”
The footage ends
Nitro 22…
KB is down and the two men stomp down on him. Otacon, on the other hand, slowly gets to his feet only to get blasted by his own X-WCW belt on the face by Rayne. Brett Rayne laughs while Otacon is down. The fans boo loudly at the Revolution members inside the ring, but those boos drown with a little bit of cheers as the nTo storm down the ramp. The members of the nTo, sans Josh Leyh, enter the ring with steel chairs to scare off the revolution. Their interference was sufficient enough as RNR and The Renegade scatter out of the ring and retreat back up the ramp.
JR: “The reinforcements have arrived, King, and the cowardly Revolution trio just made their way back up the ramp. Hah, so typical of their cowardly ways if you ask me.”
RK: “Hey, when you know you wont win in a fight, its always wise to just leave and fight another day. Don’t count on those three men being cowards; they are just too smart for the champ, KB and for the nTo.”
As R.E. Rage, Brett Rayne and The Renegade look at the ring and laugh at the nTo, they bump into something. Slowly, the three members of the Revolution turn around and realize the people they bumped into were Bombshell, Powermaster Prime and CANE DEATHSCREAM! The fans give a positive reaction towards the trio whose presence just make the Revolution members jump off the rampway and scurry towards the alternate entrances back towards the backstage area. Cane smirks while he lifts the mic towards his direction and speaks.
CD: “What’s the matter boys? Saw a ghost or something?”
JR: “BAH GAWD! CANE DEATHSCREAM IS BACK IN THE X-WCW!!!”
RK: “Yeah, I feel the goosebumps JR, it aint no ghost either..but I can feel the goosebumps with this man’s return.”
The video fades to black as we see Cane Deathscream smirking.
Warzone 33...
We see Otacon slowly getting up to his feet. Then it shifts to John Crook.
JC: “Otacon, I hope you can get your ass up the canvas now, cause your just booked into another match. This time, its going to be for your World Title!”
Otacon, hunched down as he is on both feet, slowly tilts his head upwards to face the X-Tron. In a tired state, all he could do is just shake his head slowly to react on the announcement.
JC: “That’s right, Otacon, and your match is against KARL BALLER!”
The fans get a very huge reaction of mixed cheers and boos.
JR: “BAH GAWD! DID YOU HEAR THAT KING?!”
RK: “Whoa, after getting a loss in a handicap match the champ needs to fight KB to hold onto his title. This isn’t going at the champ’s direction huh JR?”
“Hate it or luv” plays and a hesitant KB slowly enters the ringside area with a mic on his hand. He turns around and faces the X-Tron where JC is shown. His music dies down and he pulls up the mic towards his lips.
KB: “Man, I know I earned the shot at the champ, but that’s for Starrcade yo! Damn it Crook, you putting me up to this? I aint gonna do it, Otacon’s not 100% for a match now. I may like to get the gold, but not this way man, this aint right.”
JC: “Oh, is that so Karl? Well its too bad! If you refuse now, not only will you forfeit your match at starrcade, but you will be FIRED! You hear me?!”
KB: “Well damn it Crook, if ya think Imma have to get fired for doing whats right..GO AHEAD MAN! I GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE! NOT MY PRIDE NOR MY DIGNITY! YOU HEAR ME?!”
JC: “*laughs* Yeah, the only thing you’ll be losing is a job! Guess you’ll be heading to the unemployment office tomorrow cause as of this moment Karl Baller..your fi-”
Otacon: “STOP IT! Karl, do what the hell is right…and that’s getting your ass in the ring!”
JC is silenced while KB slowly turns around to look at the ring. Inside the ring Otacon is on both feet and glares at KB.
Otacon: “Now if you don’t wanna get in this ring, I’ll just have to go down there and drag your ass up here!”
Otacon drops the mic and crouches down as he dares KB on. The fans cheer and start to chant “Fight!” at both competitors before KB shrugs and speaks on the mic.
KB: “Changed my mind Crook, time to get this s*** started!”
The video skips to the end part of the match with KB delivering the headshot on Otacon.
RK: “HEADSHOT! What a brutal DDT that was JR!”
KB looks down at Otacon with a bit of a hesitant look before he eventually pins his opponent. The referee is there to count the pin.
JR: “1-2-3! KARL BALLER IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!!”
We hear the bell ringing and KB gets the world title. We skip over to the part where both men shake hands.
JR: “Otacon might not be the X-WCW Champion anymore, King, but he just showed a true class of a champion by congratulating KB on his win.”
The clip fades to black while Otacon raises the arm of KB into the air.
Nitro 23…
We go back to see Karl Baller pinning Tony Bonito and the referee calls for the bell.
THII: “The winner and STILL the X-WCW World Champion…KARL BALLER!!!”
We see the referee raising KB’s arm in victory.
JR: “This match tested the champion to his limits, but he eventually came on top of the hill.”
Outside the ring, a recovered Bonito looks displeased and shakes his head at the sight of KB holding the X-WCW World Belt. He slowly makes his way up the ramp, while another man runs down the ramp with a chair and slides inside the ring to interrupt Karl Baller.
RK: “Look JR! It’s Andrew Radon!”
Radon, who holds the steel chair, is about to hit KB with it but drops it instead.
JR: “I thought for sure, Radon would use this opportunity to attack the champion, but right now it seems like it is not to be.”
The video fades while both men stare down at each other.
Warzone 34…
We see John Crook on the X-Tron as he makes an announcement.
JC: “I have an announcement that concerns all 6 of you and also for the fans in attendance. At Starrcade: Revolution, the main event will be the X-WCW World Championship match featuring Karl Baller, Ignavus, Otacon, Cane Deathscream, Tony Bonito, and Andrew Radon! Furthermore, all six participants will compete under a Rage in a Cage: Sinister Six Elimination match!!!”
We see shots of all six men at ringside, all are shocked to hear the match and it’s stipulations.
JR: “BAH GAWD KING! Did you hear that?!”
RK: “The cage is back, JR. Remember the last time that structure reared it’s ugly head?”
JR: “It has been 4 years King, and now it’s back thanks to John Crook.”
Rage against the machine’s “Sleep now in the fire” starts to play while we see the following clips
- Karl Baller walking down the aisle
- Andrew Radon pointing at someone
- Cane Deathscream shooting an intimidating look through the camera
- Ignavus lazily making his way down the ramp
- Otacon sliding into the ring.
We see a clip of Tony Bonito shouting while a loud “YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!” could be heard in the background.
“For it’s the end of history”
The video comes back with Andrew Radon hitting a dropkick at Justin Sane before we see a bloodied Ignavus slowly getting up to his feet.
“It’s caged and frozen still”
We see a couple of shots of the Rage in a Cage before we see KB looking up at something.
“There is no other pill to take”
We see Tony Bonito on a squatting position inside the ring while he stares a hole through his opponent who is out of the camera’s view.
“So swallow the one…that made you ill”
The video shows Otacon raising both arms in the air slowly before it switches to Cane Deathscream putting down his arms to set off the ring pyros.
“The Nina The Pinta The Santa Maria”
We see the following clips
- KB hitting the no. 1 single on Rage
- Tony Bonito delivering a belly to back suplex on De’si Nidea
- Ignavus hitting a shinning wizard kick to Xille
“The noose and the rapist, the fields overseer”
We then see Cane hitting a huge clothesline on Raven Darkstorm before it switches to Andrew Radon flying off the top rope
“The agents of orange, the priests of Hiroshima”
We see Otacon delivering a dropkick on TB. It switches to Otacon crouching on the corner of the ring, anticipating someone to get up.
“The cost of my desire…To Sleep now in the fire!”
The clip shows Otacon running and he connects with a huge spear on Cane Deathscream. As soon as he connects with the spear, the video package switches on to the stage where the pyros explode. We hear a few guitar riffs as we see the following clips.
- Ignavus hitting the 4AM flyer on Rage
- Cane Deathscream delivering a flying clothesline on Alec Lightstar
- Otacon diving through the ropes
- Andrew Radon hitting a bodyslam
- Tony Bonito connecting with a moonsault.
“SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE!”
The video package ends with Karl Baller raising the X-WCW World Title in the air.
***
The massive cage is lowered around the ring. The cage is twenty feet high with a two foot high truss on top of the cage it encloses the ring side area and is an imposing sight to say the least. After the cage is lowered the ring crew comes in and attaches four poles to the ring posts and chains are attached to each pole and various weapons, ranging from steel chairs, to baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire, steel pipes, garbage cans, crutches, and other weapons are hung from the chains. The crew places tables and ladders in the corners of the cage. Terri Hotbody is standing outside the cage door with a microphone to make the introductions.
THII: “The following match is your main event of evening and is a Rage in a Cage Sinister Six Elimination Match and is for the X-WCW World Championship! First from Simsbury, CT he is the Slacker King Josh Ignavus!”
Gorillaz’s “Clint Eastwood” plays and Ignavus walks down towards the cage and he enters the cage and the fans cheer for him!
JR: “For Ignavus there are two reasons to compete in Rage in a Cage II to regain the X-WCW World Championship and two to gain revenge on Tony Bonito for injuring D-Extreme.”
RK: “Lets also remember that Ignavus hates these kind of matches but if wants to regain the World Championship he has to compete in Rage in a Cage II.”
JR: “Ignavus is a former X-WCW World and International Tag Team Champion and is a former X-WCW TV Champion as well he still is one half of the AWF Tag Team Champions with D-Extreme.“
THII: “Second combatant, now residing in Knoxville, TN; he is Andrew Radon!”
As 30/30.150" by Stone Sour plays Radon walks down towards the cage the fans boo him, but he doesn’t seem to care.
JR: “Ever since his return Andrew Radon, formally known as The Great One has been on a mission to beat his former X-WCW Tag Team Championship partner Karl Baller, make no mistake ladies and gentlemen this man is a former UCW World Heavyweight Champion and he wants to be the X-WCW World Champion and he wants to be the one to eliminate Baller from this match.”
RK: “Radon wants to prove that he’s better than Baller at all costs!”
THII: “The third combatant from parts unknown and representing the nTo he is the Dark Warrior Cane Deathscream!”
As “Deadly Game” plays Cane walks down towards the cage the fans cheer for him and before he enters the cage he shakes the side of the cage!
JR: “Cane has made it perfectly clear that while he wants to be the X-WCW World Champion again his first and main goal in this match is too make sure that Tony Bonito does NOT leave Starrcade: Revolution as the new X-WCW World Champion.
RK: “Cane knows that the nTo is deep trouble right now and if he wants to secure its future he has to win Rage in a Cage II! He can’t keep thinking about how he’s a former X-WCW World Champion and is a former two and a half time X-WCW TV Champion.”
THII: “The fourth combatant from Manchester, England he is the Con Man Otacon!”
As "Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit plays Otacon makes his way to the ring and the fans cheer him he seems a bit thrown off by this but walks down to cage with confidence.
JR:”Otacon won his first X-WCW World Championship in a brutal, violent, and bloody No Ropes Barbed Wire Triple Cage X Rules Match. Otacon has said that after that match all other cage matches seem tame to him, but he wants to be the X-WCW World Champion again.”
RK: “Otacon is a former two-time X-WCW World Champion, a former two-time X-WCW World Tag Team Champion, and former one-time X-WCW United States Champion!”
THII:”The fifth combatant representing The Revolution from Boston Mass. Tony Bonito!”
As "Fury of the Storm" by Shadows Fall plays Bonito walks down toward the cage and the fan boo and hiss at him unmercifully but Bonito is focused on the Cage and the guys in it.
JR: “I think it’s safe to say that to say Tony Bonito is obsessed with winning the X-WCW World Championship is an understatement it’s the one title that has eluded him and he wants it more than life its self.”
RK: “Bonito is the most hated man in this match he has problems with Ignavus, Deathscream, Otacon, and Baller! I think Radon is the only other guy in this match that Bonito hasn’t screwed in some way.”
JR: “Bonito has already done more than most in this match he’s a former X-WCW World Tag Team Champion, a former X-WCW Intercontinental, and former two-time X-WCW United States Champion. As well as a former two time ACW Champion. Bonito has vowed that tonight he will become the X-WCW World Champion to secure his legacy.”
RK:”He’s also the man that put D-Extreme and Christopher Back on the shelf.”
Bonito walks into the cage and stays on the floor and doesn’t enter the ring.
THII:”The sixth and final combatant from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania he’s the current, reigning, and defending X-WCW World Champion and is also the 2NLW Scion Champion he is “Da Kid” Karl Baller!
“Hate It Or Luv It” by The Game & 50 Cent plays and Baller raps his way down to the cage he has the X-WCW World Championship around his waist and the 2NLW Scion Championship title belt slung over his shoulder.
KB: “Da K-I-D is back in Philly, my peoples welcomed me back/
But I ain’t spit in long time so folks welcome me back!/
(the crowd cheers loud for KB’s first rap in a long time)
I’m back to attack these rats that want a piece of my gold/
I warned em all before…but da fools don’t do what they told/
They getting bold…but for this problem it ain’t a solution/
Da truth and nothing less at Starrcade i’m startin a Revolution/
Introducing blood to Con man, Otacon himself/
You my dog, but for my gold i’ma put you right on da shelf/
Make sure you felt da head shot at a full force for real/
You gonna regret opposing me when we locked in steel/
That’s da deal; I got another one for da O-M-M/ (The One Man Movement which is Ignavus’s moniker)
You wanna be da one dude that move? Its aiight, but then/
You best be moving out da cage and I mean right this second/
Cause stepping to me is poppin a chick with aids…no protection/
Eitha way you done, we cool don’t take it to heart/
I’ll ease da pain, headshot you to sleep right when it start/
Cane? I’ll tear you apart; you don’t deserve to be in this match/
No claim whatsoever homie, plus look at all da losses you stacked/
You say you want Tony, that’s cool he don’t matter to me/
You get in my way though…that’s when you matter to me/
See I’ll depart you da second you even throw me a punch/
Death will scream ya name from all da beatings and such/
Just stay outta my way or you’ll suffer a painful loss/
And wind up eatin food through a tube right next to your boss/
I’m lost for words on The Great One, you was my 3rd brother/
We beat em all, conquered everything with one another/
Then you got jealous over ya man’s success/
You got wack, stabbed me in da back, something you will regret/
Because I’ma pound and pound until it’s no more of you left/
Mix your body in pieces; make it hard for 5-0 to collect/
I’ma wreck this jawn, don’t worry I ain’t forget you Tony/
I got a boot with your name on it, shoulda backed off homie/
Its only a matter of time before I burry your career/
You attacked me everywhere, tried to make me fear/
But all you did was give me rage…you gonna bleed a lot/
Forget Deathscream, I will make you feel like you got shot/
I’m not showing you mercy; you got at me on sight/
Biggest mistake Tony, it’ll cost you your worthless life/
I lost da last time I was here (Starrcade Xtreme), but I’ma changed man/
Better in-ring, faster and stronger with a game plan/
So man get ready for Rage that Baller got in a cage/
I’m da world champ…and that right there ain’t never gonna change”
JR: “Ladies and Gentlemen this match is just for the X-WCW World Championship and is NOT for the 2NLW Scion Championship although Baller as publically stated that he wants to unify the titles.”
RK: “Baller is the first man to hold both the X-WCW World Championship and 2NLW Scion Championship at the same time; he’s also been a former X-WCW World Tag Team Champion with Andrew Radon, and a former X-WCW United States Champion.”
Baller unfastens the X-WCW World Championship and hands it and the 2NLW Scion title belt to Terri and he enters the cage and he enters the ring. The door is closed and Mark Chambers, the referee, signals for the bell. Cane quickly jumps to the floor and runs after Bonito on the floor. Otacon locks up with Ignavus in the ring and Radon grabs a Kendo stick hanging from the chains and swings it at Baller, who ducks and kicks Rador in the head; which causes him to drop the Kendo stick and it rolls out to the floor. Cane chases Bonito around the ring twice before Bonito rolls into the ring and runs across it and slides out on the other side and there he finds the Kendo stick on the floor. Cane sees this and runs towards him but trips on the ring steps and holds his knee.
JR: “Cane is screaming in pain after running into those ring steps.”
RK: “Bonito is walking over there with that Kendo stick and this looks bad for Cane!”
Bonito holds the Kendo stick high over his head and is about to hit to Cane in the face with it when Cane grabs his tights and throws him face first into the side of the cage. Cane quickly gets to his feet and points to his head!
JR: “Cane was playing possum and Bonito fell for it and now Cane has the Kendo stick!”
Cane hits Bonito in the back with the Kendo stick so hard that the Kendo stick is shattered! Bonito falls on his hands and knees and Cane picks him up by his tights and throws him face first into the cage.
Meanwhile back in the ring Otacon delivers a massive suplex on Ignavus and goes for a pin but only gets a two count. Otacon kicks Ignavus in the head a few times and he sees that Baller and Radon are both busy beating each other senseless and he pulls down a “For Sale” sign in a wire frame and as Ignavus tries to get back to his feet he gets a sign shot to the head that knocks him back down! The “For Sale” sign falls out of the frame and Otacon throws the frame down and looks around for another weapon and he pulls down a staple gun!
JR: “Otacon lost his first X-WCW World title to Ignavus in the shortest World title match in company history! He’s never forgot that!”
RK: “I think it’s safe to say that he wants to avenge that lost!”
JR: “Otacon loves to makes his opponents bleed and with that staple gun he’s gonna do just that to Ignavus!”
Otacon uses the staple gun on Ignavus and the Slacker King screams in pain and writhes around in pain as Otacon looks on with a sick smile on his face and the fans boo him but he doesn’t pay them any attention! Ignavus rolls out of the ring, to the floor, on the opposite side or where Cane and Bonito are. He tries to get his feet, but he’s bleeding badly from the head where Otacon used the staple gun. Otacon throws down the staple gun and he grabs a cheese grater and he rolls out to the floor behind Ignavus. As Ignavus turns around Otacon nails him with the cheese grater and Ignavus falls down to the floor blood pouring out his face!
JR: “Otacon is showing no mercy to Ignavus!”
RK: “Otacon wants to be X-WCW World Champion again and he knows that he has to be the old ruthless, sadistic Otacon if he wants to walk out of Starrcade: Revolution as X-WCW World Champion for a third time! Plus he wants to revenge on Ignavus for embarrassing him when Igz defeated him in under five minutes!”
Otacon throws Ignavus into the side of the cage and rubs his face in the side of the cage. He drops Ignavus who crashes on the floor. Ignavus crawls towards some tables set up in the corner Otacon grabs him and places him on top of the table and hits him again with the cheese grater and he grabs a ladder and sets it up near the table where Ignavus is laying on.
JR:”Oh my GOD! He’s gonna climb that twenty foot high ladder and put Igz through the table!”
Otacon quickly climbs to the very top of the ladder then grabs the top of the cage and pulls himself on top of the cage!
RK:”I don’t think he’s jumping off the top of the ladder he’s jumping off the top of cage!”
Otacon jumps off the cage just as Ignavus rolls off the table and Otacon crashes through the table! Ignavus just barely awake drapes his arm over Otacon and referee Mark Chambers quickly jumps out of the ring and makes a three count!
THII:”OTACON HAS BEEN ELIMINTATED!”
JR:”Ignavus has just eliminated Otacon!”
RK: “Talk about lucky. Now can Ignavus get back up due to all blood he lost?”
As referees get Otacon out of Rage in a Cage, Baller and Rador continue to battle in the ring as Tony Bonito and Cane Deathscream battle on the floor! Ignavus just sits in the corner of the cage trying to stop the blood pouring from his head. Baller grabs a steel chair hanging from the chains and points to Radon who has just gotten back up to his feet and as he turns around Baller gives a stiff chair shot to the head! Radon falls to the mat hard.
RK: “I think it’s safe to say that there’s not going to be a Thillaz reunion in the near future after that shot!”
JR: “I wouldn’t say so!”
Baller tosses the chair down and sees a night stick and he goes to pull it down and from behind Radon hits him in the back with the same chair that Baller just used on him! Radon drops the chair and DDTs Baller on it! Instead of going for a pin fall, Radon gets up, picks up the steel chair and slams into Baller’s right knee!
JR: “Radon is smashing that chair into Baller’s knee and now he putting him in a Figure Four Leg Lock!”
RK: “He wants to make Baller tap out!”
As Baller fights through the pain of Figure Four Leg Lock, Cane slams Bonito into the side of the cage and then rams his head into the ring post! Cane picks up a bloody Bonito and is about to Choke Slam when notices that Karl Baller is in trouble. Deathscream lets Bonito go and slides into the ring and he kicks Radon in the head causing him to break the hold.
RK: “What is Cane thinking he had Bonito he could have eliminated him!”
JR: “Apparently Cane wants to be one to eliminate Baller!”
Deathscream picks up Radon and Irish-whips him into the corner and follows that with a massive splash in the corner Radon falls flat on his face, Baller is using the ring ropes to get back up and is favoring his right knee when Bonito sneaks back into the ring and nails him with a chop block to his right knee! Baller falls on his back and Bonito kicks his right knee. Cane sees this and spins him around and kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a Power Bomb! But before he can pick Bonito up, Radon sneaks up nails Cane with a low blow! Bonito quickly nails Cane with a Nitoplex! Instead of going for a pin he motions for Radon to grab a trash can.
JR: “Radon is getting a ladder and he sliding it into the ring!
RK:”And now he’s getting another ladder and he sliding it into the ring!”
Radon picks up the chair and hits Baller in the right knee a few times and he does the same thing to Deathscream as Bonito jumps out of the ring and slides a table in the ring that Radon quickly sets up and Bonito slides another table into the ring that he and Radon prop up in the corner. Radon picks up Baller places on the table and hits him a few times in the head just he quickly climbs to the top of the ladder and Bonito hands him a steel chair.
JR:”This doesn’t look good for Baller and Bonito is dragging Deathscream to the corner and his trying to get the big man in a Tree of Woe!”
Radon is about to leap off the top of the ladder when suddenly Ignavus who by now has recovered enough jumps up to the ring apron and springs off the top rope and he nails the ladder with a Missal Drop-Kick Radon crashes right into the table propped up in the corner. Ignavus gets back up to his feet and when turns around he gets kicked in the gut and given a Nitoplex by Bonito who goes for a pin on him.
JR: “One…two…three! Baller tries to makes the save but he is too late!
THII: “Ignavus has been eliminated!”
Baller tosses Bonito out to the floor and he pulls down a Kendo stick and Baller waits a few seconds, on the ring apron Kendo stick in hand for Bonito to get back up to his feet, and to turn around. Baller runs off the apron with the Kendo stick but Bonito catches him and tosses him over his head with a release Belly-To-Belly Suplex! Bonito crashes to floor and Baller bows up in the corner of the cage.
RK: “What a reversal! Bonito threw Baller like a rag doll!”
JR:”But that was a desperation move how much more does either man has left in the tank.”
Meanwhile back in the ring the referee helps Cane out of the Tree of Woe and the Big Blue Machine marches over towards Radon who is still out cold under the table. Cane picks up Radon sets him up for a powerbomb, but Cane sees an eight foot ladder and he throws Radon down and he jumps out of the ring and he grabs the ladder and he puts the ladder on the corner of the ring post and he jams the feet of the ladder into the side of the cage. He then walks over towards Tony Bonito and he picks him up and throws him into the ring steps. Cane then helps Baller to his feet and Baller rolls into the ring, and back in the ring Radon is back up to his feet. Radon and Baller exchange blows, Radon grabs Baller’s tights and tosses him out of the ring and he then climbs the ladder that Otacon used earlier and Baller quickly follows his former best friend up the ladder and then Radon climbs on to truss of the cage and walks towards where the other ladder is at.
JR: “Baller and Radon are fighting up on top of that truss on the top of the cage!”
RK: “I’ve never seen a more dangerous and stupid place to fight at in my life!”
As Baller and Radon slug it on the top of cage; Cane slams Bonito’s head into the ring apron and he then tosses him into the side of cage. Bonito falls to the floor and Cane then grabs another ladder and he sets it up next to the ladder jammed into the corner. Cane picks up the bloody and battered Bonito and he Chokeslams him on the ladder jammed into the corner and he then climbs up the ladder he set up next one jammed in the corner.
Baller and Radon exchange a series of stiff punches on the cage’s truss and Baller finally gets stuns him and he then he nails Radon with a Vertical Suplex and that sends Radon back first on to the steel truss but Baller also exhausted.
Cane is about to jump off and splash Bonito on the ladder but with a sudden burst of energy Bonito rolls off the ladder and quickly climbs up the same side of the ladder that Cane is on and he Cane with a punch to the groin and he then hits him with a Nitoplex off the ladder that sends Cane crashing back first on the ladder jammed in the corner! Radon is finally back to his feet and he sees Cane prone on the ladder and he jumps off the top of the cage and he lands on Cane!
RK: “That has to be one of the most insane moves of all time!”
JR: “One…Two…Three! Cane is gone!”
THII: “Cane Deathscream has been eliminated!”
Bonito pulls Radon off Cane and the ladder and he then hits him with a Nitoplex and he rolls him into the ring and hits him another Nitoplex and goes for a pin!
JR:”One…two…three! Radon is gone!”
THII: “Andrew Radon has been eliminated!”
As security guards and referees help Deathscream and Radon out of the cage Bonito pulls down two steel chairs from the chains and he sets them up in the center of the ring and he rolls out of the ring and he grabs another from under the ring and he tosses it over the top rope and finds the one used earlier in the match and he sets them next to the other two already in the ring, as Baller makes his way around the truss and towards the ladder that Bonito hit Cane with the Nitoplex off of. Baller wisely climbs down the side not facing the ladder jammed into the corner. Bonito is waiting for Baller in the ring.
JR: “We’re down to the final two Karl Baller and Tony Bonito!”
RK: “Both men have been through Hell tonight!”
Baller slides back into the ring and Bonito races towards and starts kicking and punching him. Baller is able to grab Bonito’s leg and he takes him down to the mat. Baller quickly goes for an Ankle Lock but Bonito is able to get to ropes and the referee orders for a rope break. Baller breaks the hold. Baller picks up and the weaken Bonito and nails him with the Headshot and he goes for a pin.
JR: “One…two…Bonito kicked out of the Headshot!”
Baller picks up Bonito and Powerslams him on the four steel chairs set up in the corner of the ring, then Baller points to the ladder. Karl Baller lays the ladder down on the mat and he kicks the hitches that collapse the ladder and slams Bonito back first on the ladder. Baller folds up one of the steel chairs and he places it on Bonito’s face and he climbs to the top turnbuckle! He jumps off the turnbuckle but Bonito at the last minute rolls off of the ladder and Baller hits nothing but the ladder! Bonito goes for a pin and gets a two count.
RK: “How did Baller kicked out of that?!”
JR: “Because Baller has the heart of a champion!”
Bonito slides the ladder out the ring and kicks the remains of the broken chairs that Baller had powerslamed him through earlier out of the ring he then pulls down a nightstick and just as Baller gets back up to his feet he chop blocks him in the back of the knee! Baller falls hard to the mat and Bonito, still using the nightstick, hits him in the knee again. Bonito drags him to the center of the ring and he goes for the Figure-Four Leg Lock. Before Bonito can lie down on the mat Baller is able to kick him in the ass! Bonito tumbles out of the ring and to the floor!
The fans chant “BALLER! BALLER! BALLLER! BALLER!”; Karl Baller uses this to leap up to his feet as Bonito is getting back up to his feet and he is met by Baller, who nails him with a Suicide Dive on the floor! Baller quickly gets to his feet and he grabs Bonito and he sends into the far side of the cage with an Irish Whip. Bonito hits the side cage and as he turns around Baller drops him with a Standing Drop Kick! Baller then points to a nearby table and he grabs it and props it up in front of the cage door and he then returns where Bonito is at and he picks him by the head and drags him to where the table is and he places him on the table and he punches him a few times to make sure that he won’t move! Baller then heads to the other side of the cage and with the fans chanting his name he runs at full stream and spears Bonito through both the table and cage door, knocking it off the hinges!
JR: “OH MY GOD! Baller just speared Bonito the cage door!”
RK: “This match isn’t just about the X-WCW World title, Baller has been very vocal about the Revolution and he’s out to finish them off once and for all! And it looks like he’s doing a very good job of doing just that!”
Baller is finally able to go for a pin but the referee doesn’t make the count he tells Baller that pin fall must be in the cage, Baller looks at the ref in disbelief and gets back to his feet and he throws Bonito back into the cage and then he rolls him into the ring and goes for the pin. But before the ref can count John Crook, who has ran into the cage and he has the 2NLW Scion title belt in his hands and he drops the X-WCW World title on the ring apron, he’s screaming at Baller. Baller gets up and Crooks tries to hit him with the 2NLW Scion title belt, but Baller ducks and he Super-Kicks Crook and the 2NLW Scion title belt goes flying out of his hands and Baller then pick up Crook and his about to nail with a Headshot when Bonito who picked up the X-WCW World title belt tries to hit Baller from behind. But Baller sees Bonito in Crook’s eye and he throws Crook into Tony Bonito’s way causing Bonito to take out Crook instead! Baller kicks Bonito in the gut that doubles him over and he then nails him with an Axe Kick that places Tony Bonito’s face right on the X-WCW World title belt! Baller goes for the pin.
JR: “One..two…what the hell?!”
RK: “The lights have gone out in the arena! Do you know what that means?”
RK: “Yeah, it means one thing trouble!”
A spotlight appears and man descends from the rafters hanging on bar with two chains attached to it. He’s dressed in black pants, boots, shirt, and overcoat. He has a back ski mask over his face when he lets go of the bar the lights come back on. Baller stares at him not knowing what to do.
JR: “Is this the guy that Crook mentioned or could it be D-Extreme or Christopher Back?”
RK: “He looks too short to be D-Extreme.”
The Man in Black picks up the 2NLW Scion title belt and then the Man in Black hits Baller in the back of the head with it breaking the pin attempt! The Man in Black then picks up Baller and he nails him with an Inverted DDT and he helps revive Bonito who gets back up to his feet and he sees the X-WCW World title belt and picks it up. John Crook, who by this time is back up to his feet picks up Baller and holds him and two men nail Baller with a double belt shot to the side of the head. Crook lets Baller go and he falls to the mat! Bonito drags him into the center of the ring and puts Baller in an Ankle-Lock and the referee checks to see if Baller will tap out but Baller is out cold and he raises Baller’s arm once and it falls. The referee raises Baller’s arm a second time and it falls, he then raises it a third time and it falls, and the referee signals for the bell.
TH: “KARL BALLER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KNOCK OUT AND THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW X-WCW WORLD CHAMPION TONY BONITO!!”
Bonito drops to his knees as the ref hands him the X-WCW World Championship title belt as the fans chant “You suck!” at him.
JR: “I don’t know what to say, other than Baller got screwed big time!”
As “"Fury of the Storm" by Shadows Fall plays and the rest of the Revolution enter the ring the Man in Black, still holding the 2NLW Scion title belt, slides out of the ring and he pulls a black bag from under the ring apron and he then picks up the cheese grater used earlier in the match and slides back in the ring as the rest of the Revolution help Bonito, who is shouting ‘I AM THE CHAMP! WOOO!’ repeatedly, out of the ring and head up the ramp.
The Man in Black pulls a pair of shackles with a pair of handcuffs attached to the center. He quickly shackles Baller’s legs and he then attaches the handcuff to the bar that he came down to the ring and then the bar rises and Baller is suddenly being raised in the air upside-down!
JR: “What is this guy doing?!”
RK:”I don’t know but I really doubt Baller will like it!”
Finally when Baller is suspended about four feet above the ring the Man in Black takes the cheese grater and nails Baller in the head with it and the blood pours out of Baller’s head like water from a faucet, he holds the 2NLW Scion title belt under the blood and then demands for a microphone.
MIB: “You wouldn’t pay me any attention in 2NLW so I came here and now you and none of these morons that worship you will forget my name…”
The Man in Black pulls the ski mask off and speaks.
TSJB: “…The Scorpion Jack Blade! Now who’s your daddy, BITCH?”
The Scorpion Jack Blade the blood stained belt over his head as X-WCW Starrcade: Revolution comes to a close.
JR: “WELCOME TO STARRCADE!!!”
The video fades to black as we hear a new voice over filling the video.
VO: “The grandest stage of them all…”
The video appears again and we get another shot at the ringside view of starrcade: neo, which fades into the ringside area of Starrcade: Xtreme.
VO: “Where stars are born….”
We see Blaster getting his hand raised before it shifts to Daedelus lifting the X-WCW European title high into the air. It fades to black as we see “The Great One” Andrew Radon getting his hand raised by the referee before it quickly shifts into Final Frontier holding two tag team titles each.
VO: “Where death defying moments are the norm…”
The video shows a slow motion clip of D-Extreme going for a shooting star press. Before he could land on the mat, it quickly changes to see Chris Back and Wolfang hanging momentarily in a kendo stick suspended 20 feet above the ring. Before the video fades to black, we see Ringo jumping off the x-tron and going for a body splash on someone strapped in a stretcher.
VO: “Where legacies…are forever cemented.”
The video shows Otacon raising the X-WCW Television title over his head. Then we see D-Extreme clutching the X-WCW World Title in his hands, which shifts into Divebomb lifting the X-WCW UW title high above the air while he is on the turnbuckle. It fades to black.
VO: “But now, something is about to threaten its entire legacy…”
“IT’S TIME!”
The Revolution theme song hits and we see Tony Bonito hitting Karl Baller from behind with a chair. Soon enough we see single shots of every revolution member while TB’s voice over is heard.
TB: "On Starrcade: Revolution, we will KILL OFF the remains of the X-WCW's old culture of corruption and tyranny.”
We are shown clips of RNR holding Chris Back in the ropes as TB is preparing the weed whacker. Before it continues, we skip to the part where Bonito locks in the ankle lock on a prone D-Extreme.
TB: “Soon enough..we will change the old guard of the X-WCW…and it starts on Starrcade”
The black and white footage fades as we see Tony Bonito’s face as he laughs in a very low and monotone voice.
VO: “But with a looming threat, there are still others who will NOT stand down.”
The video comes into full color as the starting riffs of “If you want blood” by AC/DC hits and we see Karl Baller raising the X-WCW World Title high in the air. We hear his voice over.
KB: “As I said before, they are coming in to take whats mines, and I ain't letting that happen.”
While we hear the voice-over, we see the following clips
- KB hitting the headshot on Tony Bonito
- KB delivering a scissors kick to R.E. Rage
- KB staring down against Otacon.
The video goes over this time to Otacon who we see slowly getting himself up inside the ring.
Otacon: “Without doubt man, i mean i go into every match with only one goal and that's to win by any means necessary......”
While we hear his voice looming in the video, we see the following clips
- Otacon hitting the final impact on Andrew Radon
- Otacon delivering a neckbreaker on Ignavus
The video fades as we see Otacon and Tony Bonito staring down and we hear a scream in the background.
“IF YOU WANT BLOOOOOOOD - YOU GOT IT!”
The video shows Tony Bonito screaming inside the ring before it transitions to KB delivering a powerful chair shot over the head of Brett Rayne.
“IF YOU WANT BLOOOOOOOD - YOU GOT IT!”
We see Otacon posing on the top turnbuckle before it transitions into Cane Deathscream hitting a big boot to the face of The Renegade.
“BLOOD ON THE STREETS”
We see R.E. Rage hitting a snap suplex on Mike Daniels.
“BLOOD ON THE ROCKS”
We see Autobot Jazz delivering the statis lock on alec lightstar
“BLOOD in the gutter”
The video shows Sean Byrne delivering a moonsault from the top rope
“EVERY LAST DROP”
It then goes over to the part where Justin Sane flies off a ladder to deliver a senton bomb.
“YOU WANT BLOOD……”
We see Tony bonito pointing towards the ring.
“YOU GOT IT!”
The video fades with Karl Baller posing for the fans. The guitar riffs of the same song plays again as the X-WCW logo is on display momentarily until we see the PPV logo.
V.O.: “The X-WCW PRESENTS…STARRCADE-REVOLUTION!!!”
We go to ringside and we see the pyrotechnics explode on the stage. The fans are on their feet as the cameras now pan over to the commentator’s table with JR and RK.
JR: “WELCOME EVERYONE TO STARRCADE: REVOLUTION!!! The biggest event in the X-WCW is coming to you live at The Wachovia Center in Philadelphia Pennsylvania. I am James Russell and alongside with me here is Randal King.”
RK: “The city of brotherly love will experience a world of hate and pain like it never has seen before. Grudges will be settled, claims will be proven, and titles are at stake JR! This is going to be great!”
JR: “As you said King, titles WILL be at stake here at Starrcade: Revolution! The main prize of the X-WCW, the X-WCW World Championship will be settled in a six man rage in a cage match.”
RK: “It will be six men determined to dish out some pain and agony to each other just to get the X-WCW World Title, its great!”
Triple Threat Match
TRD vs Tommy Capello vs Greg Biafra
THII: "The following triple threat contest is scheduled for one fall."
Clubbed to Death by Rob Dougan hits the house speakers as the X-WCW's new guy appears on stage to a luke warm reaction.
THII: "First, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 240 Pounds, "The Fight King," TOMMY CAPELLO."
RK: "Tell me J.R, are we THAT short on talent."
JR: "What are you talking about King?
RK: "This guy has been here, what, a week? And he's already on the biggest stage in the X-WCW?"
JR: "I think Tommy's a great athlete and wants to make a big impact on management."
RK: "And I think Mr. Capello must have sh*t a gold brick for John Crook to get here."
Tommy Capello steps in to the ring and stands on the turnbuckle hoping for some reaction as the song changes to Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold.
THII: "And from Music City, USA, weighing in at 300 pounds, "THE REAL DEAL."
TRD Appears on the stage in an nTo Tee-Shirt as he heads down to the ring.
JR: "TRD is walking with a purpose tonight King."
RK: "Or course he is JR, this is Starrcade. It's the event lesser companies might compare to there Wrestlemania and Bound for Glory. Not that I'm naming names."
JR: "No, not you."
I Want to Conquer the World by Bad Religion hits the speakers as the final man comes to the ring.
THII: And finally, from San Diego, California, weighing 238 lbs, GREG BIAFRA.
RK: "Terri Hottbody, as hot as she is, always leaves a piece of Gregs introduction out."
JR: "Such as?"
RK: "That Greg is straight edge, and better then you"
JR: "That is the most asinine, self absorbed....oh forget it. I briefly forgot who I as talking to."
The bell rings as Greg and Tommy lock up in the center of the ring. But TRD runs in and gives them a simultaneous shoulder block. TRD picks up Tommy first and gives him a side walk slam. Greg gets back up and gets a boot for his trouble. TRD picks Tommy up but Capello delivers some stiff kicks to the hamstring. Greg gets up and starts his own series of kicks before hitting a dropkick to the knees bringing TRD to the mat.
JR: "Smart strategy by Biafra and Capello to bring down the biggest man in the match."
RK: "That's why he's better then you."
JR: "I really wish you would stop that."
Greg looks at Tommy and nods like they both know what the other is thinking. Greg picks TRD and puts him on the ropes as Tommy clothesline's him over the top, but right after he does, Greg starts throwing punches to Tommy. Tommy goes for a back chop which gets a WOOOOO from the crowed. A few more chops and a few more WOOOOOO'S as Greg gets backed in to the corner. Tommy gets some kicks in before TRD comes back in the ring. He turns Tommy around and picks him up then throws him in to Greg in the corner. TRD grabs Greg and gives him a huge hip toss across the ring. TRD turns his attention to Tommy as he lifts him up for a suplex, and holds him up there...and holds him...and holds him. TRD walks the ring getting a huge pop form the fans while STILL holding Tommy in the air. Finally Greg gets back up and dropkicks TRD's back sending him face first to the mat while Tommy's shins hit the top rope and crashes head first into the canvas.
JR: "Oh my GAWD, Tommy Capello getting the worst of that after spending all that time suspended in the air."
RK: "Heh heh. Welcome to the X-WCW, kid."
Greg picks up TRD and gives him an arm drag then another but this time, locking him in an arm bar. TRD drags himself to the ropes. Greg holds on but releases at four. He then drags TRD to the center of the ring and locks him in another armbar. TRD tries to shake Greg lose but before he can, Tommy hits a shinning wizard like kick to the back of Greg's head. Tommy goes for a pin.
JR: "First pin attempt of the match, 1...2, kick out."
TRD gets back up shaking his arm. Tommy starts to throw punches at TRD, but TRD throws him to the corner. TRD charges but Tommy ducks out of the way and slams into the corner as Tommy climbs the ropes. Greg Biafra takes advantage by rolling up TRD, but before the reff can start a count, Tommy dives off the ropes, hitting a superfly style splash on Greg and TRD breaking up the pin.
RK: "Are you able to follow this?"
JR: "I'm trying, but there's to much going on."
TRD picked Tommy up an attempts a Samoa drop but Capello counters with a DDT. Tommy tries for a pin but Greg break's it up and hits a jawbreaker. The two start brawling as Tommy tries to knock him down and lock him in the death lock. But Greg keeps fighting out of it. Tommy hits Greg with a few chops but Greg hits an enziguri out of no where. Greg motions to the crowd that its over. He picks Tommy up and hits him with The Anarchyer.
RK: "The Anarchyer and it's over JR. That's why he's better then you."
JR: "1...2...thr-NO, TRD MAKES THE SAVE."
RK: "Where did HE come from."
TRD and Greg get up and start punching each other but Greg misses and TRD hits a boot to the head. TRD picks up Greg for the Deal Maker but Tommy hits a spinning wheel kick to TRD's head, with Greg falling on his stomach. The fans pop with so much going on as a small "Tommy, Tommy" chant breaks out. Tommy taunts to the crowd and is getting a better response this time. But by this time TRD gets up and hits Tommy with a belly to back suplex. Tommy gets up and charges TRD but is caught in a swinging sidewalk slam. TRD gets up to his feat while still doubled over. Greg takes advantage by hiting a sunset flip.
JR: "Another pin attempt, 1...2...kick out."
Greg forces TRD to his feat before kicking him in the stomach and trying to give him The Anarchyer. But Greg can't get him air born as his legs give out and TRD crashes down on Greg. Tommy tries to take advantage by putting TRD in a jack knife pin as the lower half of his body still on top of Biafra at an odd angle, but can't get both of his shoulders on the mat. TRD rolls out of the ring as Greg and Tommy start to brawl. Tommy catches one of Greg's punches and locks him in a standing Deathlock before sweeping the legs and locking it on the ground
JR: "Tommy Copello has Biafra locked in the Deathlock in the center of the ring, I think Greg's going to tap out."
RK: "NOOOOO, COME ON GREG."
Greg fights his way to the ropes but Tommy pulls him back to the center of the ring, all the while Tommy is screaming "TAP OUT." Just before Greg can tap out however, TRD enters the ring and boots Tommy in the head. TRD puts Greg on his feat as he lifts him up and hits him with the Deal Maker. TRD tries to go for the pin but Tommy starts attacking TRD with punches and kicks to the leg. Copello runs and bounces off the ropes as he tries for a clothesline, but TRD counters with the Cut A Deal. TRD goes for the pin.
JR: "The Cut A Deal in to the pin, 1...2...3, it's over."
THII: "Here is your winner, THE REAL DEAL."
The bell rings as Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold hits the speakers. TRD stands on the middle rope and taunts for the crowed as Greg leaves the ring holding his neck and saying something inaudible.
JR: "Hard fought match by all three men.But in the end, it's TRD in the ring the winner."
RK: "Greg got robed. He had to pay attention to TRD and the unknown jobber still lying in the ring."
JR: "His name is Tommy Copello, say it with me now, TOMMY COPELLO."
RK: "Whatever."
Tommy Copello gets to his feet while TRD goes down from the corner. Both men look at each other for a while before they shake hands.
JR: “Well this is a sign of respect from both men. I am glad they acknowledged each other’s commitment and hard work.”
RK: “Yeah, but as you can see, poor Greg got left out of the lovefest. Well folks, more Starrcade after the break!”
X-WCW goes on a commercial break.
Texas Death Match
Seith Helloct vs Big Dog
THII: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Texas Death match!! The rules are simple, the superst…”
Terri Hottbody is interrupted by a video on the titontron starting up. It shows Big Dog backstage in the Wachovia Center hallway to a negative reaction. It looks like he is kneeling down trying to catch his breath, as if he was just in a fight. All of a sudden, he is knocked completely down by a running knee attack from Seith Helloct! The crowd gives off a mixed response as Seith stomps down on his opponent. Meanwhile, a ring hand contacts Terri Hottbody and she makes an announcement.
THII: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that the Texas Death match has already begun. Please ring the bell for the official start!”
JR: “Bah Gawd, the match is already going on! These two have had a heated rivalry over the past few months King, which is shown here tonight. They couldn’t even wait to get inside the ring for this.”
RK: “I gotta agree with you man. But Big Dog is going to take Seith to school soon.”
The bell is rung and the crowd watches in astonishment as Seith Helloct hammers away on the multi-time X-WCW television champion. Seith pulls Big Dog up by the hair and hits BD with a throat thrust. Big Dog holds his throat and staggers back to a Nathaniel’s hot dog concession stand. Helloct uses this opportunity to charge Big Dog, but this ends up being a mistake. Big Dog bends over and back body drops his opponent over the stand and onto the register clerk! Big Dog catches his breathe a big as Seith slowly gets up.
JR: “How long as this been going on Randall, did you get word?
RK: “I’m going to find out, I already sent out an aid to get to the bottom of this. This looks like Big Dog has been taking Seith to hell for hours!”
JR: “Very biased assumption on one of your favorite wrestlers King…”
As Seith gets himself up, he is cracked across the face with a mop shot to the right side of the cheek. The mop breaks in half and Seith tumbles down, laying on the register clerk he took out a couple minute earlier. Big Dog wastes no time and climbs over the barricade and sends a couple boots to Seith’s body. Big Dog goes for a pin, but realizes nobody is around and gets up. Big Dog screams “GET A DAMN REF OUT HERE!” before he continues his assault on Seith Helloct.
RK: “Damnit, Big Dog could have gotten a pin right there.”
JR: “It would only be half the match though King.”
RK: “Oh shoot, Terri never mentioned the rules JR, do the honors?”
JR: “Certainly, especially since you probably don’t know them.”
RK: “….”
JR: “The rules are simple folks. This is a match where you must punish your opponent to the point where you pin him 1…2…3, and then leave him down for a ten count. A falls count anywhere match and Last man standing match into one basically.”
While the announcers speak about the match, Big Dog has Seith Helloct by the hair and slamming him head first into the register. He does this process about 6 times before holding Seith up and taunting at the fans backstage. Big Dog then grabs his face and goes to slam Seith into a near by glass juice machine (with lemonade being created in it), but Seith stops himself by putting his hands on the glass. Seith sends a couple elbows to Big Dog’s nose and Big Dog lets go. Seith spots a hotdog roller with a “very hot” sign on the front and has a sadistic smile.
JR: “Seith grabs Big Dog and good God he slammed his face into the hot dog machine!”
RK: “Whoa, what a brutal move by Seith. I had almost forgotten what a ruthless and hardcore wrestler Seith Helloct is.”
Big Dog screams and backs up into the counter, Seith wastes no time and picks up the heavy cash register and launches it. The register hits Big Dog face first and the Knoxville Tennesee native flips over the counter and onto the floor. The people in line to get food wince as Big Dog rolls around in pain. Seith Helloct quickly climbs over and smiles as he spots a referee making his way to the carnage.
JR: “Finally, a referee is here King. Hopefully he can get this mess sorted out and in the ring.”
RK: “What do you mean JR? He can’t do that, its under no disqualification remember?”
The referee tries to persuade Seith Helloct to take this back to ringside, but Seith smirks and shakes his head in disapproval as he attempts a pinfall.
JR: “1…2..kickout by Big Dog! It seems as though Seith Helloct won’t listen to reason. He wants to make Big Dog suffer.”
Big Dog is helped up by Seith and slapped around a bit. He catches a few knees to the stomach before Seith drops down and catapults Big Dog into the wall nearby! Big Dog slides down the wall, his saliva forever infused with it as he lays back first on the ground. Helloct grabs Big Dog’s right leg and begins to drag his opponent down the hallway.
Seith stops and looks around before dragging his opponent to the men’s bathroom, followed by the male fans of X-WCW. As he gets close to a sink, Big Dog’s left leg reacts as he kicks Seith’s hand off of his leg and double kicks back of Helloct. It catches Seith by surprise as he doubles over the sink and onto the wet ground. Helloct quickly gets back up and finds Big Dog getting to his feet, so he charges him only to get spinebustered right onto the tiled up floor!
As the referee just enters the bathroom, he spots Big Dog locking in a ground sleeper hold.
RK: “There are no submissions in this match JR, I wonder what he is doing?”
JR: “It looks like he is taking to this submission hold to tire out Seith.”
This goes on for 30 seconds until Seith starts to muster up strength and stand up. When he gets on both feet, Big Dog lets go and rocks Seith with a blatant kick to Helloct’s groin! The crowd boos as Big Dog grabs Seith and DDT’s him into the ground hard enough that Seith flips forward. Big Dog wastes no time and goes for a cover.
JR: “1…2…3! Big Dog scores the pinfall.”
RK: “What! The match is over that quick?”
JR: “No King, if you remembered, once they are pinned, they have till they have to answer a 10 count.”
The referee gets up and starts the ten count, loud enough that even more fans outside scurry in to see what is going. 1…2…3…4..Seith shows signs of life and turns over on all fours…5…6..Seith gets to his feet.
JR: “Seith Helloct has awa-GOOD LAWD!”
RK: “Jeez that had to hurt!”
Right when Helloct got back up, he was taken down hard with the cover part to one of the toilets by Big Dog. Big Dog attempts another pinfall, but this time is broken up when Seith kicks out at two. The former X-WCW TV champ picks his opponent up into a headlock position and moves the spectators out of the way as he takes Seith through the Wachovia center.
While being taken around, Seith reacts with some stiff punches to Big Dog’s side, but BD sends a knee to Seith’s stomach that calms him down. He takes Seith to a stairwell and gets a sick smile on his face.
JR: “Well it looks like the two are on the fourth floor of the building King. I was wondering where they were for the longest.”
RK: “Forget that JR, look at Big Dog’s face! He is going to throw Seith down there!”
Big Dog backs up a bit and runs to Bulldog Seith off of the steps, but at the last moment, when Big Dog goes for the jump, Seith pushes Big Dog off and Big Dog flies down half the stairwell and rolls down the remaining portion. The crowd all around chant “holy shit” as Big Dog lies out.
JR: “Bah gawd, he is broken in two. He just got thrown down all of those steps, he could be paralized!”
Seith who looks like he wants to capitalize, kneels down to hold his head and get himself together as we see a replay of Big Dog’s unfortunate flight. About 105 seconds later, Seith slowly heads down the steps to make the cover. The referee follows him and makes the count.
RK: “1…2…3, here is the pin. I don’t think Big Dog can get up after this one though.”
The referee starts the 10 count as Big Dog tries his best to get up. 1…2…Big Dog turns onto his stomach..3…4…5…Big Dog gets on all fours…6…7…Big Dog uses the railing to get on his feet! Seith starts wailing away on Big Dog’s face, but BD sends a quick thumb to the eye that catches Seith off guard. Big Dog uses all of his speed to run down the next set of stairs and reach the third floor. He turns around to see Seith Helloct close behind him.
Big Dog stares down Seith Helloct to come off the stairs and attack him. The former X-WCW Intercontinental champion smiles and jumps off the stairs with a double axe handle smash on Big Dog. Big Dog falls to the ground as Seith Helloct stands up and taunts at the people taking bathroom breaks or just headed back to the X-WCW arena. Big Dog slowly gets up, he endures some slaps to the back of the head and degrading words as Seith gets himself pumped up.
Helloct grabs Big Dog and piledrives him onto the concrete floor! He then attempts a pinfall that the referee quickly goes down to count.
JR: “1…2…kickout by Big Dog!”
Seith gets up slowly and backs up a bit. He then runs and drops a leg drop across Big Dog’s throat. The former Intercontinental champion slowly helps his opponent up and lifts him up. He walks towards one of the many thin glass windows and turns around before fall away slamming Big Dog into it, creating a crack!
RK: “Whoa, Seith is trying to throw Big Dog through that window. This is getting insane.”
JR: “Someone needs to stop this match now King, this is getting out of hand.”
RK: “This is X-WCW JR, EXTREME is what we live for. As much as it bothers us, there is nothing we can do about this.”
Seith gets up and heads down the hallway and cuts into the ringside section. He is in a mid section of the seating, like the J section of an A-R letter set up system that numerous arenas are known for. Since the area is sold out, he finds a young woman who is sitting with her boyfriend. He tells her to “remove yourself from your seat now” but the boyfriend in a “Revolution” gets up and gets in his face. Seith smirks and drops the boyfriend with one quick right hook to the jaw. The girl screams and moves out of the way to tend to her boyfriend as Seith looks at the chair.
JR: “And there is a lawsuit for us King. Right there, I can feel it.”
RK: “That kid shouldn’t try to get physical with an X-WCW wrestler though JR. There are nobody like these superstars, no regular person can even hope to stand up to them.”
JR: “Seith still had no right to do what he did though.”
Seith pulls and pulls, but cannot get the seat detached.
RK: “What is this guy thinking, he will never pull that off. He mine as well quit while he’s ahead.”
After a couple more tries, Seith just says forget it and heads back to the hallway. When he gets there, Big Dog is nowhere to be found as the crowd has formed a circle around the big crack at the window. Seith Helloct looks around, but still cannot find his opponent. One kid that looks no older then 10 screams “Look out!”, but it is to late. Big Dog emerges from the crowd with a steel barrel. He charges and hits Seith in the back of the head with it that looks like it knocks him clean out. A hyped up Big Dog than throws the can as hard as he can at the window. The hits the same big cracked spot hard and bounces off. Sharp pieces of glass fall out of the window as Big Dog looks on.
Big Dog then covers his opponent and screams out “REF” as he hooks the leg. The referee finally emerges from the crowd and counts the pinfall attempt.
JR: “1…2…3, there is the pin. Now can Seith get himself up before the ten count is over?”
RK: “I dunno about that King, he got caught off guard in the back of the head. That coulda been a knockout blow.”
1…2…3…4…5…Seith shows sign of life…6…7…Seith is sitting up and still trying to answer the 10 count…8…9…Seith is on both feet now, but bent over trying to stand tall.
JR: “te-NO! He is standing tall, how the hell is he doing this!?”
RK: “That is impossible, he should be done now!”
A shocked Big Dog sends three quick chops to Seith’s chest. He then pushes Seith Helloct back first against the cracked portion of the window. He sends a couple of body punches to Seith and follows them up with hard knees. Each attack has Seith push up against the glass harder and harder causing the window to crack more and more. Big Dog smirks and backs up, telling the crowd to get the hell out of his way.
JR: “Big Dog has moved most of the people out of the way and he has backed towards that raffle table there. What is he up to?”
RK: “Big Dog jumps up and down a bit and he is charging Seith.”
JR: “He is gon- BAH GAWD OH MIGHTY! GOOD LAWD, HE IS DEAD, HE IS DEAD!!!!”
RK: “CALL 911 NOW JR, I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!”
As Big Dog charged Seith he jumped at Seith for a shoulder tackle. At the last second, Seith ducked and dove out of the way causing Big Dog to hit the badly cracked window. Big Dog flew into the window at full force causing the window to shatter and Big Dog to go through it! He fell down 3 floors right onto a black 2007 Durango in the outside parking lot. The fall created a HUGE dent on the roof of the SUV and of course triggers the crowd to chant “HOLY SHIT!” over and over as the replay happens.
Seith gets up and looks out the window to see what happened and his eyes basically bulge out of his head. Anyone can hear the car alarm as Big Dog lie motionless on top of the vehicle.
JR: “I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW, CALL THE DAMN MATCH NOW!”
Seith comes back into reality and grabs the ref by his arm. He hurries to an escalator and races down to the ground floor. Thanks to all of the people blocking his way and having to push through everyone, he gets there in about 4 minutes. Seith runs outside and spots a whole lot of people outside crowding the car. He runs through there and pushes past the crowd to get to Big Dog. When he gets there he climbs on top of the car and you can see Big Dog coughing up blood and twitching. Helloct covers his opponent and the count is made.
JR: “1…2…3, FORGET THE 10 COUNT DAMNIT, WE NEED AN AMBULANCE!”
RK: “I AGREE JR, THIS IS OVER!!”
The referee then starts the count. 1…2…3…4…5…Big Dog has not moved…6…7…8…9…10, the match is over. The referee signals for the bell and screams “GET HELP” as Seith raises his hands in victory. “The Crows” by Dark Lotus hits the speakers throughout the arena as EMT’S rush outside to help Big Dog.
JR: “Seith Helloct has just won…no, Seith Helloct has just survived one of the most epic and dangerous matches I have ever seen in my entire life! This match never even made it to the ring Randall!”
RK: “I am lost for words. Seith Helloct and Big Dog hate each other, but I never knew they hated each other as much as this. This wasn’t even a match, it was war.”
JR: “I agree 100% King, they were out to kill each other, and I think Seith might of done just that to Big Dog.
Seith staggers back into the building. Some of the fans follow him and wonder what is going to happen next.
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen, after what you just saw, this night is not over yet. We still have more X-WCW action for you.”
RK: “And the violence could get even worse than this. Lets pray it does not.”
X-WCW Tag Team Championship
The Final Frontier vs RNR©
X-WCW comes back from the commercial break as we see the following video package air.
Nitro 22…
The video package shows Brett Rayne pinning Raven Darkstorm as the referee counts.
RK: “Here is the pin 1..2..3.! YES! YES!!! Rage and Rayne WIN THE BELTS!!”
We hear the bell ringing and we get a clip of R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne holding their tag team titles in the air. The footage goes backstage where they are face to face with Final Frontier.
Rage: “Well Brett, look who we have here, Final Frontier! Hey whats up guys? Oh let me answer that, RNR is up on the tag team division cause were the new champs.”
Brett: “Yeah, you got that right Ragey boy.”
Rage: “Seems like it took us just ONE chance to unseat Starstorm for these titles while you couldn’t even get these belts off them after getting chance after chance to do so.”
AJ sneers and gets into Rage’s face before he responds
AJ: “For your information, if it was just a normal 2 on 2 against them, we’d win against them in any time of the day! You got that, Ricky?”
Rage smirks before he shoves AJ lightly. Autobot Jazz takes offense to it, but before he could lunge towards Rage, SFM is there to restrain him telling him its not worth it.
Rage: “It aint worth it as your costumed partner said, Jazz. It still stands, RNR gets one shot and only one shot..yet they can deliver. Lets just hope if you two would eventually get a shot at us, you’d atleast try to emulate our example.”
The two men laugh and they walk past Final Frontier.
AJ: “One of these days, SFM, I swear I will shut those douchebag’s mouth and prove them wrong.”
The scene fades as AJ and SFM look toward the direction of where RNR headed towards to.
Warzone 34…
We see the final moments of the fatal fourway match with Autobot Jazz hitting the statis lock on Alec Lightstar before the pin.
JR: “1-2-3! THEY DID IT! FINAL FRONTIER HAS WON THE MATCH!”
THII: “The winners of this match and the #1 contenders for the X-WCW Tag Team Titles…FINAL FRONTIER!!!"
We see Final Frontier celebrate in the ring while the cameras show the announce booth with two disturbed figures who are R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne. The video fades and we see R.N.R. making their way down the aisle as we hear Rage’s voice over.
Rage: “You are looking at the best tag team in the history of professional wrestling.”
The video then skips to Rage and Brett Rayne giving each other a high five inside the ring.
JR: “RNR, one of the most arrogant pairs that I have ever seen, King. But even with their arrogance, you cannot deny their incredible abilities inside the squared circle.”
We are shown the following clips of RNR while JR’s voice over is being heard.
- Rage and Rayne hitting the sweeping beauty combo on Chris Back
- R.E. Rage hitting an implant DDT on Flash Stryker
- Brett Rayne delivering the playboy kick on Karl Baller
The video shows R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne walking up the ramp and holding their tag team titles before it fades to black. It shows Autobot Jazz and SFM walking down the aisle and slapping the hands of the fans while we hear the following voice over of AJ.
AJ: "Rage, Rayne, you haven't seen anything yet. You think you're the best, but you have no idea what you're talking about because you haven't beaten the best.”
The video skips over to AJ and SFM on top of separate corners of the ring and posing for the crowd.
JR: “Final Frontier, the combination of Autobot Jazz and Sci-Fi Man. Ever since this team has been in the X-WCW, they have been one of the most formidable tag teams in the company’s history.”
While JR’s voice over is heard, we are treated to the following clips.
- Sci-Fi Man attempting to chokeslam D-Extreme
- Autobot Jazz delivering a missile dropkick on Nightmare
- AJ and SFM delivering stereo dropkicks to Otacon and Daedelus respectively
The video fades to black with AJ and SFM holding two sets of tag team belts in the air. We go back to see the backstage clip of both teams staring down at each other while JR’s voice is in the background.
JR: “Final Frontier vs RNR for the tag team titles at Starrcade: Revolution! Bah gawd, this is going to be one for the books!”
With that, the video package fades to black. We go back to ringside after the video package was finished and the camera pans over to the ring with Terri Hotbody II inside.
THII: “The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the X-WCW Tag Team Championship!!!”
“No more words” by Endeverafter hits the speakers and the tandem of Autobot Jazz and Sci-Fi Man make their way into ringside.
Don't you see the writing on the wall
You're in way over your head
You're gonna drown in the things that you said
THII: “Introducing the opponents, they weigh in at a combined weight of 455 lbs, Autobot Jazz and Sci-Fi Man, FINAL FRONTIER!!!”
Time has come and gone for words
A thousands threats I’ve heard before
And all your words are too big to take
Both men make their respective poses on stage while the pyros shoot up into the ceiling. The fans are on their feet and start to cheer as tag team makes their way down the ramp.
JR: “The duo of SFM and AJ are one of the X-WCW’s best tag team in its entire history. During the last Starrcade, which was Starrcade: Xtreme, they outlasted 3 other teams to unify the X-WCW International and World Tag Team titles. Another thing that will go onto their advantage is that technically, the tag team champions entering the Starrcade event has NEVER retained their title. It was either lost to other teams or unified.”
RK: “It’s kind of easy to say that JR, we only had TWO Starrcade events prior to this one. I cannot deny the things that Final Frontier has given to the X-WCW tag team division or to the company itself. However, they are facing one of the toughest tag team in RNR tonight.”
AJ and SFM slide into the ring and go on to climb on opposite corners of the ring. With both men on top, they pose for the fans who continue to cheer loudly for the challengers. Their music begins to fade out while they climb down from their respective corners. The footage at ringside goes onto wide-screen mode while the drumbeats of “Filmstar” by Suede starts to play in the PA system. Soon enough, the guitar riffs fills in as the strobe lights are also happening at the ringside. The duo of R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne enters the ringside area to a louder round of boos.
Filmstar, propping up the bar, driving in a car, it looks so easy,
Filmstar, propping up the bar, driving in a car tonight,
Filmstar, giving it class, living it fast, it looks so easy,
Filmstar, giving it class, living it fast tonight
R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne are wearing some expensive fur coats and shades on the stage while the X-WCW Tag Team belts are both on their waists. The ring crew rolls a red carpet down the ramp. As the carpet is eventually completed, the two men walk down the ramp while the crowd boos loudly at them.
THII: “And their opponents at a combined weight of 475 lbs, they are the current X-WCW Tag Team Champions…the team of R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne..R-N-R!!!”
JR: “The tag team champs, RNR, they might be cocky yet I have to admit they are talented as well.”
RK: “RNR is a great example of a tag team that has been in other federations and were just as successful, aside from Christopher Back and D-Extreme, RNR are the only duo in the X-WCW to become tag team champs while being known as former world champions.”
JR: “Yes indeed, both men have had the 2NLW International and Universal titles on their waists in the past. For R.E. Rage, he also has been an X-WCW Xtreme and Television champion in his initial stay at the federation.”
Brett Rayne and R.E. Rage enter the ring and go to separate corners as well. They both unbuckle their respective belt and raise them up into the air while the fans continue to boo them mercilessly. Rage and Rayne climb down from the corner and go to one side of the ring where they strip their coat and shades off. They hand their coats to the outside while the referee retrieves their tag team belts.
JR: “This has been a match that has been brewing ever since RNR won the X-WCW Tag Team titles. It all started with the current champs insulting Final Frontier backstage, and now it’s time for payback.”
RK: “Payback in what form JR? I am betting RNR can stick their claim tonight that they are the best tag team today if they can win against Final Frontier.”
The bell rings and Autobot Jazz and Brett Rayne start the match off. Both men go to the center of the ring and lock up. AJ quickly grabs the side headlock on Brett Rayne, until Brett backs AJ into the ropes and sends him to the other side. On AJ’s return, he baseball slides underneath BR before taking him down with a dropkick to the face. Brett gets to his feet and approaches AJ, who takes him down with a nicely executed armdrag. Autobot Jazz keeps the arm of Brett Rayne locked as the RNR member rises to his feet.
JR: “The playboy Brett Rayne is struggling to get out of that hold, King. But he is using his free arm to try and punch the gut of AJ for him to release it.”
RK: “Brett Rayne might not experience that trouble for very long, JR.”
Sure enough Brett Rayne uses his other hand and reverses the arm lock to his advantage. He cranks up AJ’s arm before he drives his elbow towards the forearm of Autobot Jazz. Brett Rayne bounces off the ropes and sends down his opponent with a swinging neckbreaker.
JR: “Brett Rayne executed that neckbreaker with precision!”
Autobot Jazz gets up, but Brett Rayne delivers a hard knee to his gut. Brett Rayne locks in a front face lock and drags AJ towards his corner. Rayne tags in R.E. Rage who delivers a hard kick to the rib area of AJ while he is locked up by Brett Rayne. AJ falls to the mat after the vicious shot to the ribs and RNR stomp him down. The referee sends Brett back to his corner after the five-count and it leaves R.E. Rage hauling Autobot Jazz to his feet. Rage delivers some hard forearms to the head of AJ before he tries to send him into the corner. AJ reverses the whip and sends to the corner instead.
JR: “R.E. Rage hits the corner and Autobot Jazz follows him over. Rage anticipates AJ in the corner with a hard kick to the face.”
R.E. Rage grabs AJ and delivers some hard punches to the face before he pulls him back to the corner. Rage has AJ in a front face lock and climbs to the second turnbuckle.
RK: “R.E. Rage is going for a tornado DDT from the corner here, JR!”
Rage launches himself from the corner to deliver a tornado DDT, but AJ somehow converts it into an inverted atomic drop. Autobot Jazz reels Rage into a hard clothesline to take him down. AJ picks up R.E. Rage, but gets a face rake for his troubles. Rage grabs AJ from behind and lines him up for a back suplex. It connects and Rage hooks AJ’s leg for the pin.
JR: “Here is the pin being made..1…2..and AJ gets a shoulder up.”
RK: “You got to admit, that was too early for Rage to be doing that.”
Rage delivers some elbow drops to the midsection of AJ before he lifts him to his feet. R.E. Rage delivers some hard punches to the gut of AJ before he shoots him towards his corner. AJ hits RNR’s corner and he slumps down due to the forceful impact. R.E. Rage tags out to Brett Rayne. Both men lift AJ to his feet and R.E. Rage locks in an abdominal stretch. Brett Rayne bounces off the ropes and delivers a dropkick right into the abdomen area of AJ to break it up. Rage leaves the ring while AJ is on the mat clutching his abdomen in pain.
JR: “RNR has zoned in on the abdominal area, or the midsection of Autobot Jazz.”
RK: “This is a side of RNR we rarely see, JR, the cold and calculating side. Not only did Rage and Brett single out AJ in that ring, but they really put a beating into his mid-area.”
Brett Rayne kicks AJ to the stomach which draws in boos for The Playboy. He carries AJ to his feet before he eventually lifts him on his shoulders. AJ is on BR’s shoulders not for too long since Brett Rayne delivers a stomach breaker that sends AJ down yet again.
JR: “Someone needs to stop this horrible attack on Autobot Jazz.”
RK: “Hey how about SFM there? You know he can atleast bend the rules a bit and just take down Brett.”
JR: “As much as that could work, King, I doubt SFM has any intention of breaking the rules or bending them for that matter.”
RK: “SEE? That’s the problem!”
Brett Rayne goes over to his opponent and locks him in a chinlock. While AJ is locked in the submission move, Brett Rayne uses his other arm to deliver some clubbing blows to the upper body of AJ. After a few seconds of punishing AJ with hard blows, he picks him up and whips him across the ropes. Brett Rayne attempts to clothesline Autobot Jazz, but he avoids it. AJ stuns BR momentarily with a hard jab to the face before he attempts to kick him. Brett Rayne blocks the leg, but falls victim to an enzugiri kick.
JR: “AJ connects with that enzugiri kick to the head of Brett Rayne!”
RK: “Brett just fell like a ton of bricks there, JR.”
AJ crawls his way towards their corner and tags out to SFM. SFM hops into the ring the same time Brett Rayne gets to his feet. Brett goes back a few steps as he sees it is SFM inside the ring now. Brett backs himself into a corner and begs SFM not to attack, but SFM points at him Hulk Hogan style and shouts “YOU!” SFM unloads with some hard punches to the head of Brett Rayne before he shoots him into the ropes. Brett Rayne bounces off the ropes and SFM catches him with a hurracanrana. Brett Rayne is up and SFM takes him down with a dropkick to the face. SFM waits for Brett to get to his feet before he charges and delivers a body scissors into a bulldog takedown combination on the RNR member.
RK: “I don’t know how to say it so here goes JR. SFM IS ON A HOUSE EN FUEGO!!!”
Sci-Fi Man waits for Brett Rayne to get to his feet yet again, but we see R.E. Rage shouting and attempting to get into the ring. The referee rushes towards Rage’s corner and calms down the man while it sets SFM all alone with Brett Rayne. SFM picks up Brett Rayne while the referee has his back turned and Brett Rayne delivers a low blow to the superhero. Rage calms down and the referee sees Brett Rayne rolling SFM into an inside cradle. The crowd boos loudly as the referee starts to count the pinfall.
JR: “THAT NO GOOD CHEATER! Here is the pin…ONE-TWO-KICKOUT! That damn Brett Rayne, he almost got away with that!”
RK: “Yeah, too bad they didn’t. Now that sucks for Final Frontier.”
Once SFM kicks out, the fans cheer big for the heroes’ success at foiling the devious deeds of one Brett Rayne. Both men get to their feet and SFM catches him with a single leg takedown. SFM floats over to Brett and locks in a side headlock. Brett Rayne gets to his feet while being stuck in the submission move. He struggles to get loose by delivering some solid shots to SFM’s gut area. Brett Rayne breaks loose and tries to run towards the ropes, but SFM quickly grabs him into a sleeper hold. SFM drags Brett to his corner while having the sleeper lock held in. AJ pats on SFM’s back before he gets into the ring to deliver a solid kick to the gut of Brett Rayne. SFM lets go and both Final Frontier members let loose a double powerbomb on Brett Rayne.
RK: “HEY! That is copyright infringement right there, JR!!! That’s Powerbomb’s move!”
JR: “I doubt Powermaster Prime and Bombshell copy written that move yet, King.”
Brett Rayne favors his back while Autobot Jazz drags him into the center of the ring and starts to lock the haas of pain submission hold on Brett Rayne.
JR: “Autobot Jazz saw Brett Rayne favoring his back earlier with the double powerbomb and he is going to capitalize on it. He is seeking retribution for the damage RNR has done to him earlier in his rib area.”
The crowd cheers on AJ while he has it locked on Brett Rayne. Brett Rayne screams in pain while the referee asks him if he gives up. The Playboy shakes his head furiously, and it only eggs AJ on to tighten his hold. He does, and Brett Rayne is close to tapping out. Well, that is until R.E. Rage got into the ring and breaks up the hold by delivering an elbow drop right on the mid-section of AJ. Rage quickly rolls out of the ring while both AJ and Brett Rayne slowly gather themselves to their feet. Brett Rayne is quick to deliver a kick straight to the abdomen of Autobot Jazz to take him down. AJ falls on one knee while Brett Rayne hauls him up for a vertical suplex.
JR: “Brett Rayne sends him falling with that suplex.”
RK: “I know, JR, but I wonder how much pain did Brett just put himself into now. Remember, his back is hurting after that double powerbomb move by Final Frontier. Who knows if this is helping his team put FF away or not?”
Brett Rayne does seem to favor his back on his way up. He picks up Autobot Jazz and he hits some hard knee strikes to AJ’s abdomen area. Brett Rayne lifts AJ and sends AJ stomach first into one of his knees. AJ crumples to the mat and clutches his mid-section. Brett Rayne drops on one knee and does his playboy pose to draw some boos from the crowd.
JR: “OH would you just LOOK at Mr. Playboy Brett Rayne right now King. He is enjoying every bit of this since he knows AJ is a bit helpless with a hurt abdomen area.”
RK: “Hey, it’s not Brett’s fault that AJ doesn’t have abs of steel like he does, JR!”
Brett Rayne waits for AJ to get to his feet and he lines him up for the playboy kick. Autobot Jazz avoids the kick and quickly takes Brett Rayne to the mat with a lightning fast overhead german suplex. Brett Rayne is down on the mat while AJ struggles to remain standing. AJ eventually collapses on all fours and lies flat on the mat. With both men momentarily down, the fans will on and chant “AJ”.
JR: “AJ hits that desperation move and he is making his way to his corner! Can he make the hot tag, King?”
RK: “I have no idea, JR! It sounds too impossible for him to even REACH OUT his arm towards SFM.”
Both men manage to reach their respective corners and tag out. R.E. Rage and SFM both enter the ring and it is SFM with a hard clothesline that sends Rage down. Rage gets to his feet, only to be taken down yet again by a quick armdrag. Brett Rayne runs up to SFM and receives a spinning wheel kick to the jaw and sends him staggering back into the nearby ropes where a recovered AJ clotheslines both of them over the ropes and to the outside of the ring.
JR: “A huge clothesline by AJ sends Brett Rayne AND himself over the ropes!”
Back in the ring, R.E. Rage gets to his feet and SFM grabs him by the throat. Using his free hand, SFM gives a thumbs up to the crowd.
RK: “What does he think he’s doing?! Does he think he can pull THAT off?”
A few second later, Sci-Fi Man defies the odds of physics and reality as he lifts Rage off his feet and delivers a successful chokeslam. Within an instant, the crowd is elated with loud cheers that echo through the roof.
RK: “I…I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!! H-HOW DID HE-”
JR: “Why, don’t ask me, King. Even I don’t know how to put this on words.”
Outside the ring, both AJ and Brett Rayne are on their feet. But in AJ’s case it is not too long since Brett Rayne hits a hard knee to his gut and plants him with a DDT .Brett Rayne goes to the time keeper’s table and grabs one of the tag team belts and, also mistakenly, the bell. Before he gets into the ring, Brett Rayne is shocked that he DID get the ring bell so he shrugged and just places it on the ring apron before he slides into the ring with the belt.
JR: “What is going on here?! Brett Rayne has one of the tag team belts and is ready to blast SFM with it!”
Brett Rayne waits for SFM to turn around before he charges and tries to smack the belt to his face. SFM, however, realizes the attack and ducks down in time. Brett Rayne tries to charge again, but we see someone stopping him. Brett Rayne gets grabbed by the ring official and both argue while SFM blankly stares at the two of them. While everyone else is busy in the ring, we see R.E. Rage crawling towards one side of the ring and stays there. SFM notices Rage on the other side of the ring and follows him there. He helps Rage get to his feet and receives….
*CLANG!*
A huge smack on the head with the ring bell!!! R.E. Rage slides the bell out of the ring while Brett Rayne stops the distraction. Rage grabs SFM and rolls him in a pinning predicament. The referee sees this and begins the count.
JR: “Here is the pin: 1-2-3! RNR retains the title…but I doubt it was a fair way to keep it though!”
RK: “Hey, don’t blame Rage! It was Brett who screwed up and placed the ring bell there!”
“Filmstar” hits the speakers while R.E. Rage and Brett Rayne retrieve their respective X-WCW World Tag Team titles from the referee. They celebrate in the ring while the fans boo loudly and throw some items in the ring in order to show their disgust on how the team won the match.
JR: “The fans are really GIVING RNR a piece of their mind.”
RK: “To be honest, JR, I think they are just giving them pieces of popcorn, food, and even soda cans. But what do they know, they are just jealous of the two! Good job RNR, this match belongs to the Revolution!”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as RNR continues to celebrate their victory inside the ring.
X-WCW Xtreme Championship
Justin Sane vs Renegade Ron Michaels ©
THII: “Ladies & gentlemen, the following contest is for the X-WCW Xtreme championship! It will be fought under the newly created Xtreme rules. There are two options to win this contest. You must either make your opponent submit inside the ring, or beat your opponent into a ten-count outside of the ring! Weapons are not aloud inside the ring, but you may use them outside! Introducing first…”
“Bodies” by Drowning Pool hits the speakers and the crowd gets on their feet. Their favorite insane superstar’s music hits the speakers and his equally insane fans jump up and down in approval for Justin Sane. They scream “Stunt” in unison, but are surprised when Justin Sane emerges through the curtains…with no equipment on.
THII: “The challenger, from Michigan, standing 5’10 and weighing in at 173 lbs…JUSTIIIIIIIN SAAAAAAAAAANE!!!”
RK: “Wow, that sicko isn’t doing anything stupid tonight JR, what’s wrong? Scared he’ll get a knife thrown at his balls and it’ll connect this time?”
JR: “Well it looks to me like Justin is focusing hard tonight King. He wants that Xtreme title bad, and a win here could really push him forward. Remember, his opponent is apart of Revolution, and if he can get the victory tonight it will make a statement.”
RK: “To bad he won’t win tonight though.”
Justin slowly walks down the ramp-way and he tags the hands of his fans. Justin then slides into the ring as he hears an “iiiinsaaaane” chant.
THII: “And his opponent…”
“Hurt” by Johnny Cash his the speakers and the X-WCW Xtreme champion emerges through the crowd.
JR: “I hope this punk gets what he deserves. He is arrogant and betrayed the X-WCW by partnering with those damned Revolution members.”
RK: “Can you blame him? I mean he has a chance to learn from a great wrestler like Tony Bonito, he mine as well take that chance.”
Renegade walks down the ramp-way with his Xtreme championship around his waist. The boo’s fire away as the champ makes his way to the ring.
THII: “From Out West, standing 6’4 and weighing in at 276 pounds…. he is the X-WCW Xtreme champion….THEEEE REEENEEGAAAADE!!!”
The Renegade climbs into the ring and raises his title to more boos. He hands the title to the referee as Justin Sane eyes him from across the ring. The two meet in the middle of the ring and begin to exchange words.
RK: “Wow JR, Renegade is waaay bigger than Justin Sane. I don’t think this guy can even pick the Renegade up. I see where this match is going…”
JR: “Don’t think just because of the size that this match is over. Justin Sane is quick and courageous, and those are two ingredients needed to defeat a larger opponent.”
The bell rings and the two superstars begin to circle each other.
JR: “Here we g-..”
He is cut off by the videotron as John Crook appears on it. The frightened looking acting GM of X-WCW slowly speaks as the fans wonder what the hell is going on. If you have a curious eye, you spot two black roses on his desk. He holds what looks to be like a letter up and reads off of it.
JC: “Ladies and gentlemen. The f..following Xtreme championship match has been edited for the better. Tonight…..instead of an X-WCW Xtreme championship singles match, I have decided by my own accord to add another competitor. That competitor will be Nightmare.
Mixed reactions are heard as he shivers in disgust. You can see Renegade mouth off “Come on boss” while Sane looks a bit shocked as well.
JR: “Good Gawd King! Nightmare is in the match now!”
RK: “Business just picked up a whole lot just now.”
JC: “Thank you for your time…and let the match begin.”
X-WCW Xtreme Championship
Nightmare vs Justin Sane vs Renegade Ron Michaels ©
He looks to the right of him with anger on his face and the camera turns that way. You then spot Rayne Bloodstone in the shot sitting on his desk. She winks at the camera and hops off the table, then heads out of the office. The videotron then cuts off while the fans react to the announcement.
“Go To Sleep” by DMX, Obie Trice, & Eminem hits the speakers and Nightmare comes out through the curtains. He twitches lightly as he slowly walks down the ramp-way. Terri Hotbody II makes the announcement.
THII: “Ladies and gentlemen, this match has now been changed into a triple threat Xtreme championship match. Introducing the other challenger, he is 5’11 and weighing in at 145 lbs….NIIIIIGHTMAAAAARE!!!”
JR: “Here is the former X-WCW Xtreme champion. The Renegade robbed it from him when he used a weapon in the Martial Arts challenge. You could say this is what has started this crazed personality that Nightmare has these days.”
RK: “I don’t think this man should be in the ring. He is clearly insane, he isn’t fit to be walking the streets as a normal man JR.’”
Nightmare finally gets to the ring and climbs onto the apron. He climbs in and just stands there. His head looking down at the ring as the other two opponents stare him down. The bell rings and Nightmare still stands lifelessly.
Nightmare then charges at the Xtreme champion and takes him down with a spinning back elbow. He then kips up and charges Justin Sane. Nightmare takes Justin down with a shining wizard attack and kips back up again. Nightmare sends a kick to the ribs then jumps onto the middle ropes and hits an springboard elbow drop. The former Xtreme champ rolls up and spots Renegade charging at him.
JR: “Looks like Nightmare is dominating early.
Nightmare leap frogs over Renegade, but the champ stops running. Nightmare jumps and gives him a vicious pelee kick to the back of the head! Renegade goes down on top of Sane and his head lies across the bottom rope. Nightmare puts his hands on the ropes and springs over it. He extends his legs out and lands a leg drop across the back of Renegade’s neck! He sits on the apron as the crowd pops for the maneuver.
RK: “How is this little French fry able to control the match like this?”
JR: “Nightmare is very…very fast. Just because he has a small frail, don’t doubt his speed and agility. He does have a bit of power as well King.”
Renegade rolls off of Justin and holds his neck twitching. Nightmare climbs into the ring and screams at the referee to count.
JR: “The rules to this match is a count-out can only happen outside the ring. Nightmare seems to have forgotten.”
Nightmare argues with the referee long enough to create time for Justin Sane to get to his feet. He charges Nightmare, but the martial artist hears his footsteps and launches a straight back kick. It hits Justin in the stomach and he doubles over. Nightmare then jumps and twists with a 180-axe kick that takes Justin to the mat. The crowd pop for this move, and Nightmare kips up again.
JR: “Wow, he has a lot of energy in him right now. If it stays like this, Nightmare will win this match.”
RK: “Renegade is back up, he’ll take care of this.”
The Renegade tries to lock up with Nightmare, but Nightmare uses both hands to push his larger opponent away. He sends a left kick to the knee, a right kick to the stomach that causes Renegade to bend over, and then drops him with a Billy Gunn like fame-asser. He turns around and spots Justin Sane at the adjacent corner. Nightmare charges at his groggy opponent at full speed for a high impact attack.
JR: “Justin better watch out, Nightmare is coming as fast as he can.”
RK: “Yeah, this might not be good for the Insane one.”
He goes for a spear, but Justin dives over him and rolls. When he gets up, he hits a recovering Renegade with a standing hurricarana. Nightmare stops himself from hitting the nearby turnbuckle and turns around to see Justin Sane standing over Renegade Ron Michaels. Justin looks at Nightmare and smirks as the two begin to circle the ring.
JR: “These two have had bad blood in the past. This will be a very good clash here at Starrcade.”
The two superstars get into each other’s face at the middle of the ring and talk smack. It leads to a lock-up, which Justin uses to his advantage and pushes his smaller opponent into the ropes. The referee goes to break it up, but Justin locks in a headlock than moves towards the middle of the ring. After a couple of elbows to the side of Justin’s abdomen, Justin violently shakes Nightmare’s head.
Nightmare sends 6 more elbows to the body and then pushes Justin. Sane lets go and heads towards the ropes, but he is taken down by a running kitchen sink attack from a recovered Renegade.
RK: “Oh yeah baby! The champ is back in action.”
Nightmare heads over to Renegade and sends some swift kicks to the legs. He alternates to the right and left leg until he tries his luck for a roundhouse kick to the head. Renegade cathches it and slams Nightmare down with an mma style leg takedown. After a couple boots to Nightmares leg he looks to attempt a texas cloverleaf, but he spots Justin Sane getting back on his feet.
JR: “Justin Sane is getting up and holding his waist. Looks like Renegade spotted him though.”
RK: “This isn’t good for Justin.”
Renegade reaches Justin Sane and sends some vicious knees to the gut. He then hooks him and connects with a gutwrench suplex. He quickly gets up and drops an elbow. He repeats this twice more before he decides to head over to Nightmare who is getting up himself. As Nightmare gets on his two feet, he is met with some forearms to the face by Renegade. The Renegade whips him into the ropes and bends over for a back body drop.
The former Xtreme champion stops himself though, and sends a brutal kick to the face that is heard throughout the audience. Nightmare doubles Renegade over with a dropkick to his right knee, then kips up and takes Renegade down with a ddt. He then mounts the champ and starts throwing right and left hands to his opponents face.
Nightmare stands up and hits the ropes.
JR: “Looks like Nightmare is pla-BOOM A VICIOUS DROPKICK FROM JUSTIN SANE!”
RK: “Whoa, where in the hell did he come from?”
As Nightmare was punching Renegade, Justin Sane had recovered and got himself up with the ropes. Nightmare got off and prepared for some sort of running attack and Sane took him down with a springboard dropkick. The crowd looks in awe as the replay is shown and Sane gets up. They cheer for him as he helps Nightmare to his feet. After a couple chops, he sends Nightmare over the top rope.
Nightmare lands on the apron, but Justin Sane charges and slides under Nightmare’s feet, grabs his legs and pulls causing the former Xtreme champ to fall and slam his face on the apron and roll over on the floor. Justin Sane climbs back into the ring and then heads to Renegade who is holding his face. He hits Renegade with a standing senton splash then helps him up and pulls him towards the ropes. He throws him to the middle ropes and the big guy lands on top of Nightmare
Justin Sane’s eyes just light up as he looks at his opponents sandwiched on the floor. He quickly turns around and charges for the ropes. He hits them and uses no hands to jump over them. As he goes over the top rope, he twists into a no hands moonsault and lands on Renegade, who squishes Nightmare even more! Renegade rolls off and lies holding his stomach while Nightmare holds his as well.
RK: “A great move there! I always thought Justin was some crazy, stupid stuntman. I never knew he was this athletic.”
JR: “He has done a hell of a lot of athletic things in that ring King. Haven’t you been paying attention?”
Justin jumps up and pipes up the crowd for the move he just did, then goes under the ring. He comes out empty handed, but wastes no time and heads towards the ring steps and pulls them apart. He holds them up and heads for the bodies. Justin, using all of his strength, throws the steps at The Renegade, but he rolls over just in the nick of time. Justin then helps up the Renegade, but Nightmare starts getting to his feet.
Justin looks like he is about to punch him, but he spots Nightmare up on both feet…and he looks like he wasn’t hurt at all for some odd reason. Nightmare charges at his two opponents, but both back away and Nightmare hits the steel railing. The two rivals, Renegade & Justin Sane, team up and start throwing blows at Nightmare. After some vicious clubs to the back, Renegade slams Nightmares head into the steel. Justin backs towards the ring apron as Renegade bends over.
Justin screams “MOVE” towards the crowd in the front row, and they scatter. He then charges at Renegade who picks up Nightmare by his lower body. Justin jumps up and grabs Nightmares head. He floats over the barricade as Renegade falls backwards.
JR: “WHOA, A 3D INTO THE DIVIDER!”
RK: “HOLY S**T!”
A “Holy Shit” chant starts in the audience. A replay shows how Nightmare’s mid-torso cracked against the divider from the double team move. As Justin Sane gets up, Renegade pulls a chair from under the ring. He heads over to Nightmare, who is still across the divider and slams the chair on his back. Nightmare screams in agonizing pain. Renegade does it again…and again…and again…and again.
JR: “Bah gawd King, this is torture! He is slamming that chair into Nightmares back while he is still across the rail, Nightmares ribs must be broken.”
Justin Sane slowly gets up and spots Nightmare slumped across the divider. Renegade pushes Nightmare over and into the crowd…and then gives Justin Sane a hellish shot to the head as well! Justin falls right down and Renegade calls for the referee. The referee quickly climbs out the ring and spots Sane & Nightmare on the ground so he starts the count out.
1…2…3…Sane starts grabbing the railway to help himself up..4…5…6…Sane is up. Justin Sane stands on his own two feet, but you can see a cut has formed on his forehead. Renegade swings wildly at Sane again, but Sane drops down to avoid it. The Renegade basically destroys a Philly fan, but the camera quickly turns away from it.
RK: “Lawsuit coming our way…that’s not good.”
JR: “You got that right King.”
The camera turns back to fine Renegade gawking at the fan. Meanwhile, Nightmare is still on the floor as Justin Sane stays behind the divider. He pulls a beer out of a woman’s lap, jumps up and throws it in Renegade’s face. Renegade grabs his eyes and backs up a bit, just enough for Justin to hop on to the barricade and hit a hurracarana on Renegade from it. Justin slowly gets to his feet and screams at the ref to count, but Renegade starts to get to his feet.
Justin heads over to his opponent and jumps on his back for a sleeper just as Renegade gets on one knee. Renegade feels the energy leaving his body as the hold tightens. About 20 seconds go by before Renegade gets on his feet. He tries to shake off his smaller opponent, but it is to no avail.
RK: “What is this idiot doing? He can’t make his opponent submit OUT of the ring.”
JR: “That sleeper hold goes around the throat. He might be able to choke Renegade out for a 10 count.”
It looks to be working and Renegade starts to falter. All of a sudden, a second wind kicks in. The champ starts to back away as fast as he can, closing into the ring post. Justin sees this coming and plants his knees onto Renegades back. He then pushes off and plants his feet onto the ring-post. Justin wastes to time and runs his feet off the ring post and front flips into a diamond cutter on Renegade!
JR: “What innovation for you King!”
RK: “That was resourceful. I have never seen anyone do something like that.”
Justin gets back on his feet as Renegade rolls around in pain. He goes under the apron and starts pulling weapons out and tossing them in random places. He grabs a 4 ft chain, a fire extinguisher, an…NTO Kendo Stick? While this happens, the referee counts.
JR: “Well there is an old one King. We haven’t seen one of those in a looong time.”
RK: “Heh, your right about that one.”
Justin puts that down as well and continues searching. Meanwhile, the ref has gotten to 7, but he Renegade beats the count. He makes his way around the ring and finds Justin Sane pulling out more weapons. The only bad thing about this is that Sane is not paying attention at all. Renegade pulls out a random ironing board that Sane has found and left pretty close to him. He charges and whacks Justin with it in the back of the head, with the metal stand portion of it.
Renegade picks him up by the head and slides his opponent into the ring. He then slides in after him and puts the stomps on Justin’s head. Renegade then grabs his head and pulls it up…then locks him into a vicious ground dragon sleeper. The referee slides into the ring and asks Justin if he submits…Justin screams as loud as he can “NOOOO”.
JR: “Justin has heart King, that is one thing Renegade should know. I don’t think he will tap out.”
RK: “He will, it’s only a matter of time. I’m telling you James, Renegade has been learning from Tony Bonito, the lessons will pay off tonight!”
The hold has been locked in for a minute and seven seconds now, and it seems like Justin has been in for eternity. Still he declines submission and fights through the pain. About ANOTHER minute has gone by and Sane is in serious pain now. He screams in agony and raises his hand getting ready to tap. He goes to slam his hand on the mat, but stops himself. The referee dives next to the two superstars to make sure.
JR: “This is just insane right here. He has been in this hold for two minutes now King.”
RK: “Why didyou call his name just now.”
JR: “No, I meant the trouble he is in righ…”
Randal King looks completely lost.
JR: “Nevermind, just pay attetion to the damn match.”
Justin Sane looks ready to slam his hand on the mat to give up.
JR: “And Justin Sane Ta-BAH GAWD KING!”
RK: “NIGHTMARE JUST BROKE IT UP!!”
Nightmare came off of the top turnbuckle with a leg drop across Renegade’s neck before Justin Sane had a chance to tap out or not. The impact causes Renegade to let go and Nightmare locks in a head scissors submission hold! He twerks the neck back and forth, hoping that Renegade will tap out before Justin Sane can get back up and cause trouble.
About 40 seconds into the hold, Justin shows signs of life and starts to get himself up. Nightmare tightens the grip as tight as he can and screams for Renegade to “Tap!”, but the champ does not listen. Justin has gotten on both feet and spots what the hell is going on. He charges towards Nightmare and kicks him in the side of the temple. Nightmare lets go and rolls Nightmare over. The Insane One then puts his opponent in a sufboard submission hold!
RK: “Wow JR, three submissions back-to-back-to back!”
JR: “These guys are trying to end this match early. But who could blame them, it could get really brutal soon.”
As Nightmare’s arms are being pulled back, the former Xtreme champion lie flat on his belly and screams in pain. This lasts for 30 seconds, until the Xtreme champion gets back to his senses. He slowly walks towards Justin, who took another 20 seconds torturing his opponent and grabs him from behind. He then executes a German suplex. This breaks up the hold of course, and Renegade drops to one knee to gain his composure.
The X-WCW Xtreme champ gets back on his two feet and heads over to Nightmare. He drops a knee into his lower back and helps him up. He then tosses him through the middle ropes and follows him to the outside. Ironically, this is the same exact side that Justin Sane began to assort weapons at. Renegade spits a child playing with a gameboy DS in the crowd. He snatches it and turns the power off.
JR: “Look at him picking on children, this guy has no right to do that King.”
RK: “You can do whatever you want in Revolution.”
The child screams to get it back, but after this next move he sheds tears. Just as Nightmare gets back up, Renegade plasters the Gameboy DS in his opponents face and brings him back down. Renegade raises his hands in victory and backs into the ring apron. There, Justin Sane has shaken off the German suplex and baseball slides him in the back. Renegade drops down face first and Sane follows along. Sane grabs a fire extinguisher and “extinguishes” both Nightmare and Renegade with it. The smoke gets all over the place and you can hear serious coughing from all three superstars.
As it clears, Sane stomps down on The Renegade and Nightmare, switching between the two. He picks up The Renegade and swings horizontally at his opponent’s head. Renegade ducks it though and sends a hard body shot to his opponent. Justin drops the extinguisher and bends over, just enough for Renegade to grab him. Renegade puts him in a head scissor position and executes with a piledriver onto the floor.
The Revolution member gets back onto his feet and heads over to the recovering Nightmare. Nightmare has used the ring apron to help him up, but he gets his head slammed onto it by champ. After the third slam, he takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex that has Nightmare land on top of Justin Sane. The Renegade picks up the NTO Kendo stick and slaps it across Justins face. He hits the cut that was made earlier and Justin starts gushing out blood. He then hits the same spot again, and right after that Sane grabs his face.
Nightmare rolls up and dodges a swing with the Kendo stick, but he doesn’t dodge the kick to his worst Nightmare if you know what I mean. He grabs his private parts and goes down, while Renegade snaps the stick across his leg. With a scream of “THEY ARE DEAD, NO TALENT ORDER!!” he throws the two Kendo stick fragements into the crowd. He demands the ref to count and it starts.
1…2…3…4…Nightmare is on one knee…5…6…7…8…the count is broken up as Renegade assaults Nightmare who was about to get up. He sets Nightmare up for a tiger bomb, but the little guy uses all the power he has to back body drop out of it!
JR: “What a display of strength from the 145 pound man”
RK: “That was just amazing JR. Who woulda thought he was Adam Ant as well.”
Nightmare gets up and spots a bloody Justin Sane getting to his feet as well. The two meet up and start exchanging punches. Rights from the former Xtreme champion seems to do more damage since Justin is bloody, but the Insane one doesn’t back down. Meanwhile, you can spot Renegade crawling towards the steel steps that Sane threw at him earlier in the match. He stands up and picks up the steps and holds them over his head.
The champion charges for Nightmare & Justin Sane with the stairs in an attempt to knock them both out.
RK: “The Renegade is charging at them with those heavy steel steps JR.”
JR: “Bah Gawd, this isn’t going to end well if they don’t do something about it.”
Just as he gets close enough, the two push off each other and do a double drop toe hold, and the champion falls forward slamming the steps into the ground and his face VERY hard into the steps. A loud “OOOOOOOH” chant is heard through the crowd as he lies still.
JR: “He is dead. As Gawd as my witness, that man is dead!”
A replay is shown of the impact the steps did to his face. When it is finished, you can see blood dripping down the steps as The Renegade Ron Michaels lies motionless. The two superstars who did this get back on their feet and look at their damage. Nightmare tries to take advantage with a jumping spinning round house, but Justin ducks it.
When he comes back up, Justin Sane flap jacks Nightmare onto the ring apron and he slides off holding his face and kicking. Justin staggers back to his feet and tries to help Ron Michaels to his feet, but the big man won’t budge. So Justin uses all of his strength to pick Ron up and slide him into the ring. The Xtreme champion twitches a bit, seeming to have regained consciousness but still stays on the ground. Meanwhile Justin Sane then turns his attention back to the grounded Nightmare. He pulls up a wooden table he pulled out earlier and sets it up about 3 feet from the ring.
Justin then goes under the ring and pulls out another wooden table. He stacks it on top of the previous one and smiles. Justin then goes back under the ring but this time crawls for a bit. He then crawls out backwards, but this time has a ladder with him. It seems to be about 15 feet! Sane slides it into the ring, but Nightmare recovers and sends a couple elbows to the back. He then turns his opponent around and takes him down with a neck breaker.
Nightmare then grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring. When he gets in there, he is met by stomps from a bloody Renegade Ron Michaels. The champion helps his opponent up and sends vicious knees to the stomach, Nightmare drops the chair from the impact. He then tosses Nightmare to the ropes and picks the chair up. On the rebound, he swings at Nightmare wildly, but the martial artist jumps up a bit and drops with a Chris Sabin like slow-motion drop kick to the left ankle. The only problem is, he put so much force into it that it causes Ron Michaels to fall face first.
He grabs his left leg and Nightmare picks up the chair, then slams it as hard as he can in Renegades back. Renegade lets go of his knee and grabs his back, and Nightmare takes the chair and puts his leg into the fold. He then closes the fold and Renegade’s leg is caught in between the folding part of the steel chair and climbs out of the ring. Justin Sane, who is on all fours, goes back down when Nightmare sends a vicious kick to the ribs.
JR: “Nightmare is grabbing the steel stairs and pushes them into the ring. What does this guy have in mind?”
RK: “I don’t know, but it won’t be pretty. Wait a minute…I might have a clue.”
Nightmare gets into the ring and picks the stairs up over his head. He slowly walks to Renegade Ron Michaels who is trying to get the chair off of his ankle.
JR: “Oh my gawd, don’t tell me.”
RK: “He is going to break Ron’s ankle JR, this isn’t good!”
Ron spots Nightmare and puts his hands up to beg and plead.
RK: “Don’t do this Nightmare! Please, this guy has a future unlike you!”
JR: “Nightmare needs to put the stairs down, this could result in serious injury!”
Nightmare nods his head and looks like he won’t do it.
RK: *phew* “Looks like Nightmare has listened to rea-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
JR: “I CAN’T BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT!!!”
Just as we thought Nightmare decided to stop, he slams the steel steps into the back end of the chair causing the chair to close unbelievably hard on Renegades ankle! The crowd can’t believe what happened there neither could the champion who rolls around in utter pain! A replay is shown of the force of the steps driving into the chair. Nightmare laughs maniacally while the Xtreme champ rolls in pain. Renegade unfastens his boot and the referee helps him take it off to reveal his bare foot. The camera man zooms into the ankle and you can see major swelling there.
As Nightmare laughs, he doesn’t realize that Justin Sane has climbed into the ring with a string of barbwire. As Nightmare turns around to grab another weapon, he is super kicked to hell and back by Justin Sane! Justin drops the barbwire and helps the former Xtreme champion up. He then takes him down with his “Ugly Maker” combination.
JR: “A vicious kick to Nightmares chest! It drops him flat on his back!”
RK: “It ain’t over yet JR. He just brang him to the knees, super kick to the face!”
Nightmare lays backwards, but is still on his knees as Justin Sane sets up the 15 foot ladder he bought in almost in the middle of the ring. He drags Nightmare towards the ring ropes and carefully places him through the ropes and on top of the table. Justin then ascends the 15 foot high ladder. When he gets to the top, he displays his balance and stands on the VERY top of the ladder.
RK: “What the hell is this idiot about to do? Doesn’t he know the champ is in to much pain as it is?
JR: “This one doesn’t look aimed at Ron Michaels.”
Just then, he screams “THIS IS GOING TO BE INSANE!” and moonsaults off of the 15 foot ladder. He keeps flipping and barely makes it over the top rope. Justin extends his legs and hits a leg drop on top of Nightmare and the two challengers go through both tables!
JR: “OH MY GAWD, THIS IS OVER THOSE TWO ARE DONE!”
RK: “HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT, HE IS REALLY INSANE!!”
A replay is shown of the stunt 3 times, and the commentators try to speak through a “Holy Shit” chant that is going through the ENTIRE crowd. The two superstars look basically dead as Renegade helps himself up with the ropes and stands on his right leg. The referee runs towards the ropes and looks at the carnage displayed.
RK: “No wonder this guy didn’t do a stunt coming towards the ring. That was it right there!!”
Renegade hobbles towards the ropes and spots both superstars down, he then screams at the referee to count.
JR: “Oh no, this may cost him the victory and the Xtreme title! Justin or Nightmare better find it in themselves to get back up, or Ron Michaels will make the Revolution proud tonight.”
RK: “1…2…3…4…5 Justin shows life as he begins to get back up. Nightmare looks completely out of it!”
JR: “6…7…Justin is on one knee…8…9…all foors… te-he got up! I don’t believe it!”
Renegade swears loudly and hops over towards the barbwire that Justin bought in the ring. Justin slides into the ring as Renegade bends over to pick it up. Justin does a Ric-Flair like shoulder charge towards the back of Renegades left ankle.
Renegade drops down holding his leg and Sane picks up the barbed wire. He smiles and staggers over to Renegade Ron Michaels. After a few stomps on the ankle, he wraps the barbed wire right around the swollen part and locks on an Ankle lock! The look on the Xtreme champions face is pure agony.
RK: “NO, RIGHT ON HIS ANKLE!”
JR: “He is mocking The Revolution right now by using the leader’s favorite submission move on one of his members! And Nightmare is out cold so no one can do anything about it!”
RK: “To make matters worse, he has barbwire around his ankle as well! Don’t tap champ!!”
About a minute into the submission, and The Renegade is trying to hold on. He tries to roll and throw Justin on, but Sane holds on. Justin then decides to crank it up and lays back and locks both legs around Renegades left leg. The camera zooms in and you can see the barbed wire sinking deep in his skin and the swollen part of his ankle beginning to bleed. 40 seconds later the agony can be taken no longer. Renegade Ron Michaels taps furiously onto the mat and the bell is signaled!
JR: “THE RENEGADE RON MICHAELS HAS TAPPED OUT! NEW X-WCW XTREME CHAMPION, NEW XTREME CHAMPION. ENTER THE INSANE ERA OF JUSTIN SANE!”
RK: “THAT STUNTMAN PRICK CHEATED!”
“Bodies” by Drowning Pool hits the speakers and Justin lets go. He slowly gets to his feet, blood dripping from his forehead, and raises his hands in victory. He then jumps up and down as Teri makes the announcement.
THII: “The winner of this bout by submission, and NEEEEW X-WCW XTREME CHAMPION….JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN SAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!”
JR: “Bah gawd, a statement has been made. Justin said he was going to win this title and bah gawd he did!”
The referee gets the Xtreme title from a stagehand and it is handed to Justin Sane. Justin takes it and looks at it, then holds the title up to a positive reaction.
JR: “We have a new Xtreme champion folks. After a brutal match that was supposed to be a singles match, we have a new champion. Justin had to knock out the deranged Nightmare, and force The Renegade Ron Michaels to submit. He deserves this belt, and I see a long reign for this kid.”
RK: “He got lucky JR.”
JR: “Please King, he showed the heart of a warrior tonight. Odds were stacked against him and he came out on top.
RK: “Bah…your right. Congrats to the kid, lets see how long he lasts with it.”
Paramedics come down to help both Nightmare and Ron Michaels as Justin Sane leaves the ring and slowly walks up the ramp-way. He shakes hands with as many fans as he can before he disappears through the curtains.
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen we still have more action for you. If you thought this was great Starrcade: Revolution isn’t over yet.”
RK: “Yup, we got plenty more in store for ya!”
Losing Team Disbands
First Blood/Double Elimination
Tag Team Grudge Match
StarStorm vs. PowerBomb
THII: “The following match is a First Blood/Double Elimination Tag Team Grudge Match in which the losing team must disband in X-WCW FOREVER! Team number one weighing in at a combined weight of 700 pounds they are Powermaster and Bombshell the team known as PowerBomb!”
As “Rollin” by Limp Bizkit plays Powermaster and Bombshell come down the ramp to chorus of boos but before they can enter the ring they’re blindsided by Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar on the entrance ramp!
JR: “StarStorm has jumpstarted this match!”
Darkstorm grabs Bombshell by the hair and throws him over the guardrail into the fans’ seats and he jumps over the guardrail and hits him with a series of stiff punches. Alec Lightstar hits Powermaster in the back of the head and he continues to kick him. Powermaster is able to get the ring and is on all fours and Lightstar kicks him in the ribs. Powermaster is able to prop himself up by the steps allowing Lightstar to get a steel chair and he places the chair over Powermaster’s face and he takes a runs back to guardrail and he runs toward him and Powermaster throws the chair right in his face! Powermaster gets back up to his feet and he throws Lightstar over the top rope and he picks up the steel chair and he enters the ring and he nails Alec Lightstar in the back with a devastating a chair shot. He wedges the chair in between the top and middle turnbuckles and he picks up Lightstar and props him up the corner and sets him up for an Irish-Whip into the chair.
Meanwhile Raven and Bombshell continue fighting out through the crowd. A fan hands Raven a steel chair and he nails Bombshell in the head with it and although Bombshell doesn’t get busted open it sends him crashing to the floor. Raven picks up Bombshell by the hair and nails with a stiff punch. He sees that Alec is in trouble and quickly he grabs a giant plastic trashcan and throws it at Bombshell sending him crashing to the floor. Then Raven runs towards the guardrail and he quickly jumps over it and he grabs Powermaster’s leg on the ring apron and pulls him down to the mat. This allows Lightstar enough time to get his bearings and he slides out of the ring and starts looking under the ring and he pulls out a table and he quickly sets it up on the floor as beats Powermaster down in the ring. Lightstar gets the table set up and he and Raven toss Powermaster out of the ring and they place him on the table. Alec slides back in ring and he pulls the chair out hands it to Raven, who places it on Powermaster’s face.
RK: “Alec is going high risk!”
Alec jumps off the top turnbuckle and he nails Powermaster with a Leg Drop that lands right on the steel chair that is on Powermaster’s face and this shatters the table and when Raven helps his half- brother back to his feet; he takes the steel chair off Powermaster’s face and he’s bleeding.
THII:”Powermaster has been eliminated!”
Bombshell now back on his feet walks over the guardrail as Raven Darkstorm pulls out from under the ring barbed wire 2x4! He sees Bombshell and he runs around the ring and Raven chases him! Bombshell sees Alec Lightstar still trying to walk and he grabs him and throws him into the charging Raven. Bombshell sends Alec right into barbed wire 2x4 and he his busted open and the referee eliminates him!
THII: “Alec Lightstar has been eliminated!”
Raven Darkstorm in shock over what happens doesn’t see that Bombshell is now behind and he grabs him and drops him with a Full Nelson Slam on the floor! Bombshell picks up barbed wire 2x4 and he tosses it into the ring and he picks up Raven and rolls him into the ring. Bombshell steps over the top rope and enters the ring. Raven is on his hands and knees and trying to use the ring ropes to get back up to his feet. Bombshell picks up barbed wire 2x4 and points it at Raven and as he turns around he swings at Raven. Raven ducks the swing and bounces off the ring ropes and grabs Bombshell’s hair and nails with a Bulldog and Bombshell lands on chest first on 2x4 and Raven grabs it and hits him in the head with it to make sure he’s bleeding.
THII:”Bombshell has been eliminated! Your winners are the team of Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar the team known as StarStorm! And as a result of the stipulations Powermaster and Bombshell can never team with other again in the X-WCW!”
JR:”StarStorm stays together and PowerBomb is through!”
As “Enemy” by Fozzy plays as Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar embrace in the ring and then head to the back. After StarStorm walks to the back both Powermaster and Bombshell get back to their feet and the fans give them standing ovation.
RK:”It’s the end of era in the X-WCW tag team division and the fans are giving this team their dues. While they can still compete in the X-WCW it just won’t be as a tag team!”
X-WCW TV Championship
”The Young One” Sandy Drake(c) vs. Mike Magnus
THII: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the X-WCW World Television championship! This match will go under normal rules with a 30-minute time limit! Introducing the challenger…”
“Bullet With A Name On It” by Nonpoint hits the speakers and a pretty big portion of the crowd cheers. About a couple of seconds later, Mike Magnus comes through the curtains with a big smile on his face. He slowly strolls down the ramp-way and tags a few hands as Terri Hotbody II introduces him.
THII: “Hailing from Baltimore, Maryland. He stands 5’10 and weighs in tonight at 217 pounds…..MIIIIKE MAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUSSS!!!!”
Mike Magnus slides into the ring and poses for his fans. He makes a “championship belt” gesture around his waist then looks towards the ramp and smirks.
RK: “Wow, this kid is a very great athlete JR. I don’t say that much and you know that…this one is going to be a back and forth teeth grinder.”
JR: “I can feel it partner. I have been looking forward to this match since the champion defeated Josh Leyh at Doubleshot. The fans are going to witness a classic with two of the youngest and brightest superstars in X-WCW today!”
“It’s Not My Time” by Three Doors Down then plays and the crowd continues to cheer loudly just like any match up with two good guys. Sandy Drake appears through the curtains with his X-WCW Television championship around his waist. He raises both hands and walks cockily down the ramp-way towards the ring.
THII: “And his opponent!! From Vancouver BC, he stands 6’2 and weighs in at 219 lbs….he is the X-WCW Television champion….SANDY “THE YOUUUUNG OOOOONE” DRAAAAKEEE!!!”
A “Young One” chant breaks throughout the crowd as TYO climbs into the ring and poses for the crowd. As he un-straps his championship, he gets an eye contact with Mike Magnus.
RK: “JR, this guy has the mould to become an all time great. His only problem is that he is an arrogant son of a b-”
JR: “Hold it! Don’t use that term out here, there are children watching!”
RK: “Bah…alright.”
JR: “Thank you…anyway Sandy Drake is the reigning Television champion. He wants to walk out of X-WCW’s biggest pay-per-view as the TV champ, but I don’t know if Mike Magnus wants to see that happen.”
RK: “We are going to find out right now JR!”
The referee takes the belt and holds it high as Magnus and Drake get face to face. You can see Sandy start to mouth off at his challenger while Mike returns the favor. The two smirk and back off a bit before the bell rings.
JR: “Well here we go Randal”
The two waist no time and lock up. Both superstars attempt to their fullest capabilities to grab an advantage, but they stick to being deadlock. After countless seconds of pushing and turning around, Mike Magnus gets Sandy’s left arm and locks in an arm wrench. He pulls it down a bit then wrenches it once more before twisting the arm. Sandy screams in pain as Mike pulls on it very hard before wrenching it again. As he attempts another twist, Sandy rolls front wards and then kips up before taking Mike down with an arm drag.
Magnus rolls up and takes down a charging “Young One” with a quick drop toehold close to the ropes. Lucky for Sandy, he goes face first just a couple of inches from the rope as his hair grazes it a bit. Magnus wastes no time and tries to get in position for a crossface, but Sandy Drake flips him over and attempts an Oklahoma roll up pin!
RK: “1…2…thr-kickout by Magnus!”
JR: “Magnus got surprised there. This could of ended very damn fast if it wasn’t for Magnus’s alertness”
The two get back up and stare each other down before circling each other. Sandy fakes Magnus with a leg shoot and gets behind Mike Magnus. Magnus sends some elbows to Sandy’s face before doing a standing switch. Sandy quickly switches back, but Mike returns the favor! Mike sends some forearms to the lower back before grabbing his left arm and hits Drake with a standing arm breaker (grabs his arm and tries to snap it over his shoulder). Sandy screams in pain before Mike grabs his arm and pulls it behind Drakes back. He then picks the champion up and takes him down with a perfectly executed scoop slam, the attack hurting Drakes arm the most. Mike stretches Sandy’s arm out and backs up towards the ropes.
JR: “A nice string of attacks on Sandy Drake, King. Magnus just sprung off the ropes for extra speed and dropped a knee on Sandy’s arm.”
RK: “Good thinking, though I would go after Sandy’s legs since that is where is Age Before Beauty come from. Here is the cover!”
JR: “1…2..kickout by Drake!”
Mike helps Sandy up and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a drop kick, but Drake ducks under it. In a strange way, Drake stops himself and catches Magnus on his right shoulder. He then runs and slams Mike Magnus down with a running power slam! The slam shakes the ring as Sandy holds his arm in pain.
JR: “What a momentum changing maneuver that was for Sandy there King!”
Drake gets to his feet before the referee starts the double count-out and sends the boots to Mike’s body. He turns around and hits his opponent with a standing moonsault. Drake gets up and hits him with another standing moonsault this time from the opposite side! The crowd snaps for the succession of moves as Drake makes his way to the top rope. Sandy Drake taunts, then goes for a moonsault and nails it! He goes for another pinfall.
JR: “1…2..kickout by Magnus! Wow King, a lot of quick pinfalls here in this match.”
Sandy wills himself up and helps his challenger up as well. He attempts to whip Mike Magnus into the ropes, but Mike stops himself and pulls Sandy into a knee to the mid section. Sandy is then hip tossed to the ground, but his injured left arm is held up by Mike Magnus. Magnus sends 4 swift kicks to the arm and then puts a leg drop onto it. As Sandy screams in pain, Mike picks up his opponent, sends a kick to the lower thigh, the stomach, and then finishes off the combo with a beautiful roundhouse kick to his opponent. Drake is knocked off of his feet and looks to be knocked out.
Mike Magnus looks to go for a pin, but shrugs and helps his “lifeless” opponent up. The Television champion looks completely out of it as Magnus hooks up his opponent for his patented Magnus Driver. As he hooks the leg and lifts him up, Sandy fights it by kicking with his hooked leg. Sandy breaks free and rocks himself so he can break out of the suplex position he is in. About 4 seconds later, he manages to do it and lands behind Mike! Drake jumps up and hits a reverse X-factor on his challenger then lies on the mat himself from sheer exhaustion!
JR: “A beautiful reversal by Sandy The Young One Drake! He knew it would have been the end, so he fought it off and kept this match going.”
RK: “And that is why TYO is the X-WCW Television champ JR.”
As the referee starts the double count out, both men start to show signs of life. Sandy is the first one up, but Mike is very close behind. The two get up face-to-face and start trading blows. Sandy hits a right hand, while Mike follows with a left chop. The two go back and forth until both men just unload on each other! The punch/chop confrontation lasts for almost a full minute before the two stagger and will themselves to stay on their two feet.
All of a sudden, Mike Magnus hits a standing spinning wheel kick to take the champion down. He slowly gets himself back up and heads towards the turnbuckle getting him ready to climb it for a move. Just as he gets to the second turnbuckle, the champ gets himself to his feet. Mike curses softly then runs at Sandy Drake and absolutely annihilates him with a big Yakuza kick! Big pop for that as The Young One lays flat on the mat.
Mike wastes no time there and runs to the turnbuckle. He climbs up as fast as he can then points at his opponent.
JR: “Mike goes for a flying elbow drop….nobody home!”
RK: “What!? Drake turned over right before the elbow drop. Good one for the champ!”
JR: “ Magnus made the proverbial rookie mistake in going for that elbow drop. He shoulda just attempted a pin, that kick looks like he absolutely destroyed The Young One out there.”
Mike holds his elbow, as Drake lies motionless. TYO comes to as he gets himself on his own two feet. He awaits his challenger to get up by getting behind him and stalking him. As soon as Mike gets up, Sandy Drake locks Mike’s waist and attempts a German suplex. Mike stops himself a couple times, but feels Sandy’s wrath as he gets several forearms to the back of his neck. Drake attempts it one more time and hits a beautiful German suplex complete with a pin!
JR: “1…2…thr-no kickout by Drake! I thought it was over right here King.”
RK: “It looks like it ain’t…and it looks like Sandy wants to finish it right here and right now Russ.”
JR: “Did you just call me…Russ?”
RK: “Yeah…you don’t like it?”
JR: “….not really.”
As the two announcers argue, Sandy Drake has been waiting for Mike to get up. He pats his right leg signaling for his Age Before Beauty super kick. He waits for his opponent to get on his own two feet. Mike does just that and staggers about before he slowly starts turning around. As he does that, Sandy moves in for the finish.
Mike smirks as he turns completely around and catches the foot. He spins him around and ducks a spinning left backhand from Sandy, but gets up quick enough to grab the injured arm. He does a couple Scott Hall like arm wrench charges on the injured arm then pulls him in close.
Mike hooks the TV champion’s leg up and lifts him up for the Magnus driver. Sandy tries to fight it off again, kicking and kicking his leg out of it.
JR: “Again, Sandy reverses the Magnus driver, but this time he lands infront of him.”
RK: “Sandy is attempting a suplex now, but Magnus fights it off.
JR: “Ma- oh my God he has him up for the Magnus Driver again!”
RK: “He is fighting it JR, he won’t go down ea-BOOM MAGNUS DRIVER CONNECTS!!”
Mike Magnus attempts the pinfall once again.
JR: “1…2…3, new Television champion!!!”
RK: “The kid did it, he is the new TV champ.”
THII: “The winner of this bout by pinfall, and the neeeeewwww X-WCW Television Champion……….MIIIIIIIIIIIKEEE MAAAAAAAAGNUUUUUUUUSSS!!!”
Mike Magnus gets to his feet as “Bullet With A Name On It” by Nonpoint hits the speakers. The referee grabs the X-WCW Television championship and hands it over to its new owner. Magnus takes it and holds it up to a loud “Maggggnuuus” chant starting in the crowd.
JR: “A well fought victory for Magnus, this was a great match. He was very aggressive, and that aggressiveness won him the X-WCW Television championship.”
RK: “I think that this kid is going to have a great future here King. With this title, he will compete on every show until he loses it, we are going to see what kind of champ he is. We can’t forget about Drake though. No matter how cocky he is, he still put up a hell of a fight.”
JR: “Your right King, only that Mike Magnus gave up a tad bit more. Congratulations to the new X-WCW Television champion, Mike Magnus!”
Mike hops onto the top turnbuckle and raises the title high above his head, then drops down and exits the ring. Drake sits up and realizes what happens. He climbs out of the ring and catches up with Mike. The champ turns around and faces the former X-WCW TV champ in an intense stare down. Then, Drake extends his hand to the new champion. Mike stares him down, and shakes his hand to a loud pop.
JR: “And respect shown by The Young One, this was a great match and great respect given by both superstars.”
RK: “Great way to see how the TV title was defended.”
JR: "A great match tonight King, but it isn't over yet. More of X-WCW'S biggest Pay-per-view coming your way!”
Starrcade goes to a commercial break as both men continue to celebrate inside the ring.
Women's War Match
Absinthe vs Rayne Bloodstone vs Corva Corax
Starrcade: Revolution returns to the television screen as Terri Hotbody II is inside the ring where various items have been scattered around.
THII: “The following match will be a triple threat, women’s war match. This match is a no disqualification match under triple threat rules. The first lady to get a pinfall or submission will be declared the winner.”
“Land of Confusion”, by Disturbed plays at ringside and Absinthe comes out to a very negative reception by the fans in attendance.
THII: “Introducing fist, from Toulouse France, ABSINTHE!”
Absinthe continues to make her stride down the rampway as the fans still boo her. We get a close-up and notice that she is holding a pair of brass knucks.
JR: “Absinthe is the manager of the trio called Fragile Minds. We may know about how brutal Thornn or Vanish may be in the ring, but this lady is equally lethal.”
RK: “You tell me JR. Not only does she have the looks that could kill, she CAN kill you by will. I gotta admit though, she looks HOT tonight. WOW!”
Absinthe enters the ring and taunts the crowd while her music plays on around ringside. With her music fading down, she makes her way into a corner to wait for her opponents. “Whisper” by Evanesence plays and Rayne Bloodstone makes her way out of the curtains to a mixed reaction by the fans.
THII: “From Japan, she weighs in at 135 lbs, RAYNE BLOODSTONE!!!”
Rayne Bloodstone continues to make her way down towards the ring while the camera focuses on her hand which wields a chain wrapped around her fist.
JR: “This lady is an enigma, King. She is as mysterious as they come.”
RK: “Not only that, but she scared the bonkers out of John Crook earlier that she got Nightmare into that Xtreme title match. To no avail though, Justin Sane still won the damn thing. Cruel twist of fate, but atleast she tried to do her friend a favor.”
Absinthe slides into the ring and eyes her opponent on the other side. Absinthe flashes a grin at Rayne Bloodstone who continues to stare down at her opponent.“Nymphetamine” by Cradle of Filth blares over the PA systems and Corva comes out to a round of boos. She is seen holding a steel black bat on her way down the aisle.
THII: “And from the bowery, CORVA COREX!!!”
JR: “Here is another deadly woman in the X-WCW. She and Rayne Bloodstone seems to have a rivalry that stemmed from their days before going here in the X-WCW.”
RK: “I got the same feeling too JR. It’s like these two women have a lifelong ambition of destroying the other one from limb to limb.”
Corva slides into the ring and all three women look at the other two competitors while her music slowly dies down.
RK: “There is no denying the fact, JR, all three women come equipped for this match with different armaments.”
The bell rings and it’s Corva who gives the first strike as she pounces down on Rayne Bloodstone. She tries to deliver a bat shot on the fallen Rayne Bloodstone, but Rayne uses her chain to block the attempt of Corva to strike her with a bat.
JR: “Rayne blocks that bat with her chain, and look at Absinthe! She just tackled Covra out of Rayne’s way.”
RK: “I guess the girl’s feelin a bit ignored JR.”
After Absinthe takes Corva down, she uses her palms to deliver some powerful slaps on the face of her opponent. Absinthe grabs Corva by the hair and starts to slam her on the mat while we see Rayne Bloodstone grabbing the baseball bat and slowly stalks from behind. Absinthe gets to her feet, before she turns around and gets smacked right on the sternum with the bat from Rayne Bloodstone. She crumples down on the mat while Rayne slaps the bat on the mat waiting for Corva to get up next.
JR: “Corva, the original holder of that baseball bat has a high chance of experiencing some damage with it right now.”
RK: “She should have been careful when she brought that in. Oh well, so much for caution being thrown into the wind.”
Rayne swings the bat at Corva, but the girl ducks down to avoid the baseball bat’s hit. Corva waits for Rayne to turn around before she hits her with a legsweep to take her down. Disarmed, Rayne slowly gets to her feet, to see the bat back in the hands of her rival Corva. Corva, with malicious intent, approaches Rayne with the bat. Corva tries to deliver a swing on Rayne, but Rayne ducks this time around like Corva did a few seconds prior. Corva turns around and tries another swing and HITS! However, instead of Rayne, it was a recovering Absinthe who got the blunt of the bat swing and it smacked her across the head.
RK: “DAMN! That was a sick hit on the head of Absinthe. She is gonna feel a ringing sensation the whole damn time the next day…and maybe the day after that.”
Absinthe stumbles forward before her eventual face first flop on the ring mat. Corva is off her guard and Rayne comes from behind to choke her with the chain. Corva drops the bat and struggles to get free off the chains. After a couple of seconds, Corva is sent on her knees while the chains are still wrapped around her neck. Rayne continues to try and suck the air out of her opponent, until Corva delivers a nasty elbow to her sides to set her loose. Corva drops on all fours before she uses her legs to deliver a mule kick to the gut region of Rayne Bloodstone. Rayne staggers backwards while Corva rolls back to her feet.
JR: “Corva Corex makes her way towards Rayne Bloodstone, but Rayne sees her and delivers a stiff kick to the gut. Corva catches the next kick, and sends Rayne down to the mat.”
Corva rolls over to pin her opponent and the referee starts to count. At the count of one, Rayne kicks out and both ladies get to their feet. They start to exchange some kicks and punches inside the ring while we see Absinthe getting checked out by the referee. The referee does an overhead X sign to signal to someone backstage.
RK: “Whoa, it seems like the bat shot just messed up her head so bad eh JR?”
JR: “It seems like it did quite a number on her King. I just hope it won’t be a major injury that will sideline her for months or anything.”
The camera switches over to the rampway where a couple of EMTs go down with a gurney. Back in the ring, we see Rayne Bloodstone deliver a hard forearm smash to the face of Corva. Corva is stunned and Rayne pulls her near to deliver a DDT. Rayne floats over for the pinfall and Corva gets an arm up by the count of 2.
JR: “Corva gets a shoulder up and Rayne waits for her to get up. Rayne Bloodstone, with evil intent in her eyes tries to go for a spinning wheel kick and it connects!”
Corva stumbles into the nearby corner where Rayne charges at and goes for a shoulder charge. To her misfortune, Corva sticks out her foot and it meets her right on the face. Rayne staggers backwards while Corva ascends to the top rope and delivers a flying crossbody block on her opponent.
JR: “Corva with the crossbody from the top has Rayne pinned..1…2..and Rayne Bloodstone manages to kick out of the predicament.”
Both Rayne and Corva get to a vertical base while we notice Absinthe already being lifted to the backstage area by the two EMTs who tended to her outside the ring off-camera.
RK: “Well that makes it a one-on-one match here with Absinthe going to the back. I hope she gets better soon and all.”
Corva Corex grabs a steel chair and tries to swing it over the head of Rayne. However, Rayne Bloodstone rolls out of the way and waits for Corva to turn around before doing her rendition of RVD’s Van Terminator kick on the chair that hits the face of Corva. Corva drops the chair and staggers around the ring before she falls on her knees. With Corva stunned and on her knees, Rayne Bloodstone bounces off the ropes and delivers her Storm’s Wrath kick.
JR: “Rayne hits that hard kick to the back of Corva’s head! BAH GAWD WHAT SPEED!”
RK: “Well JR, I think Corva lost after getting RVD’ed by Rayne with that chair and this just puts a punctuation mark on things.”
Corva goes down and Rayne rolls her over before she hooks the leg for the pinfall.
JR: “Here is the count..1…2…3! RAYNE BLOODSTONE WINS THE MATCH!”
RK: “I don’t wanna sound like a sourpuss JR, but I think this match was somewhat..short.”
Rayne Bloodstone’s music hits the speakers while the referee raises her hand in victory. The fans give a mixed reaction to the outcome while Rayne Bloodstone looks at her fallen opponent. A small smile creeps up on her face before she slowly makes her exit from the ring.
JR: “It doesn’t matter how long or short this match was, King, it was filled with a lot of action! Up next, we got the LOTR finals for the IC title. Its Goldstone vs Davis here on Starrcade: Revolution after this commercial break.”
X-WCW cues to the commercial break while Rayne heads up the rampway.
Lord of the Ring-Finals
Lord of the Ring Tournament-The FINAL Round
X-WCW Intercontinental Championship
Last Man Standing Match
Joe Goldstone vs. “The Real American” Rocky Davis
THII: “The following match is the finals of the 2008 Lord of the Ring Tournament and is a Last Man Standing Match for the vacant X-WCW Intercontinental Championship, first from parts unknown Joe Goldstone!”
As “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed is played, Joe Goldstone walks down the ramp to a chorus of cheers.
JR: “Goldstone has destroyed every superstar he faced in the tournament and with his hatred of Rocky Davis CEO John Crook made this a Last Man Standing Match.”
RK: “Goldstone defeated Davis in a Street Fight. Davis has been hell-bent on avenging that loss!”
Goldstone enters the ring and climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and moves his hands around waist, signaling to the crowd that the IC title belt will be around his waist.
THII:”His opponent representing Carnage, Inc. He hails from Ellis Island: he is “The Real American” Rocky Davis!”
As “Cocky” by Kid Rock plays, Davis makes his way down to ring is black wrestling tights and is not wearing his usual goofy attire. Instead of his comedy act coming down the ramp he has dead serious look on his face.
JR: “Rocky Davis looks to be taking this match very seriously.”
RK:”I spoke to Davis early tonight…”
JR:”You spoke to this goofball?!”
RK:”OK, so he cornered me in the bathroom and he told me to tell people that he’s going to be all business tonight he’s sick of being the goofball!”
Davis jumps up to ring apron, and he then leaps over the top rope and points to Joe Goldstone, who doesn’t seem to be impressed with Davis’ serious look and demeanor. The referee signals for the bell and the match begins. Davis gets face-to-face with Goldstone, who slaps him in the jaw! The crowd is stunned into silence, and so is Goldstone for a few moments as his face is tilted to the side, staring onto the ring mat.
JR: “Did he just…”
RK: “Yes, JR, he hit a solid slap.”
Slowly Goldstone tilts his head back to face RA and snarls before he dares him to slap him hard on the face again. Rocky Davis complies and delivers a second hard slap that makes Goldstone move an inch while his head gets turned to the side again. Unlike the first time, however, Goldstone quickly turns back to Rocky Davis and delivers a powerful slap of his own that knocks the Carnage Inc. leader off his feet. The fans cheer slightly before Joe Goldstone stalks the recovering Rocky Davis. Once Davis gets to his feet, JG charges at him, only to get tripped with a drop toehold.
JR: “Rocky Davis got his opponent off-guard and took him down momentarily with the single leg takedown.”
Joe Goldstone gets to his feet, but Davis is on him with some clubbing blows to the back. Goldstone shoves him out of the way before he gets up to a vertical base. Rocky Davis bounces off the ropes and ducks an incoming clothesline by Goldstone. He bounces off the other side of the ropes and tries his luck for a clothesline of his own. Goldstone avoids the clothesline of his opponent and greets him with a hard knee to the gut. Goldstone reels Davis before he grabs him for a belly-to-belly suplex. Joe Goldstone goes near the ropes and waits for Rocky Davis to get up.
RK: “Wow! That was a nicely done belly to belly by Joe Goldstone, JR!”
JR: “I have to agree with you that was done crisply and well timed by Goldstone. Rocky Davis slowly gets to his feet and Joe Goldstone makes his way towards his opponent.”
Goldstone tries to grab Rocky Davis, only to get poked on the eyes by his opponent. Goldstone turns around and staggers around before Rocky Davis sends him on his knees with a hard smack on the back of the head. He grabs Goldstone by the head and slams him to the mat with high velocity. Goldstone clutches the back of his head before he slowly sits up. While Goldstone sits up, Rocky Davis bounces off the other side and comes back with a running knee strike to the back of Goldstone to take him down to the mat.
RK: “A hard football like kick there, JR! I think Goldstone will feel that in the morning!”
Rocky Davis plays the crowd for a while to draw some heel heat on him before he comes back for his opponent. Joe Goldstone is stirring up already before the referee could count to 3. Goldstone punches RA to the gut before he would do anything to him. Goldstone grabs Rocky Davis by the waist and rams him towards the nearest corner. On the corner, Goldstone delivers a series of shoulder charges to the mid-section of Rocky Davis. Rocky Davis slumps down on the corner and this time, Goldstone feeds him with a few boots to the face.
JR: “He is just stomping a mudhole through Rocky Davis!”
RK: “At this rate, I won’t blame Rocky if he would have blurry vision due to those multiple boots to the head.”
Joe Goldstone hauls Rocky Davis up to his feet before he lifts him over his shoulder. He turns around to deliver a powerslam into the middle of the ring. It rocks the ring a bit, and Rocky Davis is sprawled down on the canvas while the referee starts to count.
JR: “Here is the count…1….2…3…4…5…Rocky Davis is slowly getting to his feet…6…and he’s up!”
Rocky Davis is standing, barely, before his knees buckled down and he is on all fours. He shakes his head slowly while Joe Goldstone grins at the sight of his opponent and makes a run for it. As soon as Rocky Davis gets up, he gets tackled by JG. Goldstone is on top of his opponent and delivers some hard elbow strikes to the face of Rocky Davis. After taking it to his opponent UFC style, he gets up and pulls Rocky Davis to his feet as well. He tries to pull him in for a clothesline, but Rocky ducks down and sneaks a lowblow from behind.
RK: “HAHA! That little sneaky bastard!”
Joe Goldstone falls down, clutching his manhood, while Rocky Davis has a cocky grin. The referee starts to count. 1….2….Joe Goldstone gets to his feet, and Rocky Davis takes him down to the mat with a running bulldog takedown. Rocky Davis slides to the outside while Joe Goldstone slowly gets to his feet inside the ring. Rocky searches the apron for something while Joe Goldstone gets to his feet and notices the Carnage Inc. member window shopping on the outside. Joe Goldstone goes through the ropes and hops off to the outside. Goldstone pulls Rocky Davis out of the apron, only to be whacked on the side of the head with a duffle bag that Rocky had in his hands.
JR: “Rocky Davis was finding something, and it is a duffle bag that he leveled Goldstone with.”
RK: “Man I wonder what he had inside there, JR”
While Joe Goldstone is on the floor outside the ring, the referee starts to count from the ring. Rocky Davis unzips the duffle bag and reveals that the content inside was a piece of hollow block.
Referee: “1..2…3…4….5….6…7…”
Joe Goldstone gets to his feet while Rocky Davis awaits him with a chair in hand. He tries to hit Goldstone with it, but its ducked. Rocky Davis tries another go, only to receive a hard boot to the face for his troubles. Joe Goldstone grabs the steel chair and waits for Rocky Davis to get to his feet. Rocky slowly ascends to a vertical base and gets leveled by a chairshot over the head.
JR: “BAH GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT ON THE SKULL OF ROCKY DAVIS!”
Rocky Davis falls down like a pile of bricks after that chair shot and the referee starts to count him out. Davis gets to his feet by the count of 6, but Goldstone rams the steel chair right into his mid-section. Rocky is stunned and Goldstone rolls him back inside the ring. With Rocky Davis slowly getting to his feet inside, Goldstone grabs a few items from the apron and throws it into the ring. The assortment of weapons or forgein objects he tosses in ranges from steel chairs, trashcan, trashcan lids, and even a stop sign. Finally, Goldstone grabs a table from underneath the apron and slides it in.
JR: “Joe Goldstone just brought in some supplies for tonight’s activities, King. This is going to be interesting.”
Rocky Davis slowly gets to his feet while Joe Goldstone re-enters the irng. Goldstone grabs Rocky from behind and tries to go for a german suplex. Rocky Davis is at it again with a back kick to the groin area of poor Goldstone.
RK: “Man he sure loves to deliver a punch or a kick to the gonads doesn’t he JR?”
JR: “He is a low-down despicable man. I am thinking he is going to do anything and everything in his power to win this, and stopping low seems to be one of them.”
Rocky Davis grabs the nearby trashcan lid and smacks JG over the head to send him down. The referee starts to count Goldstone.
RK: “The referee has initiated the count. 1..2…3….4…5..and Goldstone is up.”
Rocky Davis goes over to a recovered Joe Goldstone, but he is met with a vicious chop across the chest. Rocky Davis fights back with a chop of his own that lights up JG. Goldstone retaliates, with another chop to the chest across Real American. Goldstone connects with another chop before he delivers a couple of hard kicks to the sternum of his opponent. Rocky Davis backs away from the violence, but Joe Goldstone reels him in and delivers a hard knee to the gut. With Rocky Davis a bit stunned, Goldstone lines him up for a powerbomb. As he lifts him on his shoulders, The Lost Boys storm down the ramp.
JR: “Mike and Mark Daniels have just arrived to save their leader!”
But before they would get into the ring, Goldstone turns around and tosses Rocky Davis onto the outside where his hapless followers catch him, yet also fall.
RK: “Well atleast they saved the hide of RA. Not that it matters now…”
Goldstone lets out a huge snarl at the recovering members of Carnage Inc while he stands tall inside the ring. All three members of Carnage Inc. slowly get to their feet and enter the ring at separate times. Goldstone grabs the trashcan he brought in earlier and slams it over the head of Mike Daniels. Mike falls down on the mat and rolls out of the ring while Mark Daniels charges at Goldstone. Mark Daniels is met by the same fate of his brother with a hard shot across the face with the trashcan.
JR: “What a brutal shot by Joe Goldstone on the Lost Boys with that trashcan.”
RK:”He is just trying to put them into place, JR. In other words, he just noticed that they belonged INSIDE a garbage can cause they are garbage. Sadly both can’t fit inside so he just smacks em over and reminded them to head over to the nearest dumpster.”
Rocky Davis is the last to slide in and he narrowly avoids the garbage can of Joe Goldstone. Goldstone turns around and Davis sweeps him from the legs. Goldstone falls on his back with the garbage can and Rocky Davis bounces off the ropes before he jumps and mushroom-stomps the garbage can for it to connect on the face of his opponent.
JR: “Rocky Davis just made a unique move right there, King! BAH GAWD what a hard stomp King!”
RK: “You tell me, I could feel it from here!”
Goldstone is laid out on the mat and the referee starts to count. 1…2…..3….4….5…..6…Goldstone slowly gets to his feet…7…8…and he’s up. Rocky Davis has been anticipating for his opponent’s recovery and has the stop sign in his hands. Davis charges at Goldstone with the sign in hand, but Goldstone catches him and lays him out with a spinning spinebuster slam.
JR: “SPINEBUSTER BY GOLDSTONE AND ROCKY DAVIS IS DOWN!”
RK: “Did you check out the speed on that one JR? That was fast and furious. Poor Rocky, I hope he can still get up after that. Who am I kidding? I hope he DOESN’T!”
Rocky Davis is sprawled on the mat while the referee starts to count. 1…2….3….4….5….6…7….8….Rocky Davis gets up to his feet, only to get speared off his boots by Goldstone.
RK: “Told you he should have stayed down. Damn it.”
Rocky Davis holds his ribcage in pain while Joe Goldstone gets to his feet. While the referee looks at Rocky Davis, Joe Goldstone leans on the corner opposite to the two. This would be a big mistake as Mike Daniels hops over to the apron and grabs him in the sleeperhold. While Goldstone struggles to get out, Mark Daniels hops over to the other side and has a taser in his hands. He uses the taser on the neck of Goldstone and both of them let go.
RK: “What the blue heck?! Did they jus taser Joe Goldstone?”
JR: “Those dastardly duo! Indeed they did, King and now Goldstone is on the mat twitching in pain.”
The referee has counted to 5 when Rocky Davis gets to his feet and points at the fallen Goldstone located opposite to them. The referee notices the fallen contender and makes his way over to start the count.
JR: “Here is the count..1….2…..3….4….5….6…7…8…9…10.”
RK: “I can’t believe it, Rocky Davis gets his first ever X-WCW title here tonight, at Starrcade: Xtreme.”
JR: “Not like this, King, it shouldn’t be like this! They cheated Joe Goldstone out of the title with a taser! This is an injustice to professional wrestling!”
RK: “Ah shut it JR, as much as I don’t like the idea of Rocky being the new IC champ, he did make the ending somewhat surprising.”
Rocky Davis’ music starts to hit at ringside and the fans start to boo loudly. Inside the ring, we see Mike and Mark Daniels enter and hand the IC title over to their leader. RA raises the IC title in glee while the fans continue to bombard him with boos at ringside.
RK: “Well this marks a black day for sports entertainment, JR. Of all the people, it had to be Real American to win the IC title. Give it back to Seith or something will ya!”
JR: “He is a very shrewd man, he got help from two of his wards to take out Joe Goldstone tonight cause he KNEW he couldn’t beat him one-on-one. He maybe the last one standing tonight, but when you think about it, Goldstone will come back soon enough and get his revenge for what Rocky has done to him right here.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break while we see RA getting lifted up into the shoulders of the Lost Boys.
Tag Team Turmoil Match
The Stix Brothers vs The Devil’s Rejects vs The Twisted Hunters vs Fragile Minds vs The Lost Boys
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break as we see Terri Hotbody II inside the ring, that is already filled with various objects such as folded tables and steel chairs.
THII: “The following is a tag team turmoil match. The first team to win via pinfall or submission inside the ring will be the winner.”
“Master of Puppets” blares through the PA systems and the two big figures appearing into ringside. One man stands tall with a steel scythe while the other stands with a mask and an iron bat. Both men make their way down the rampway as THII introduces them.
THII: “Introducing first, the team of Casus Crimson Crevious and The Reaper, THE DEVIL’S REJECTS!!!”
JR: “Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to our special night! Right now it will be a tag team match featuring 5 of the X-WCW’s tag team in a hardcore environment. Coming down the ring are two men who are NO strangers to the X-WCW tag team title.”
RK: “Yeah, Casus and Reaper won those titles back in 2005 against TGO and the current world champion Karl Baller. Hey if you won over a current champ in the past, and you are STILL in a tag team division, something must be WRONG with you two. I mean they could be just going singles competition now rather than languishing in this position.”
JR: “When you ask them that question, King, I think they will answer you that they are not greedy. They love to share the pain of their opponents in the ring with each other. These two men are a couple of deranged and dangerous competitors in the X-WCW.”
The two men enter the ring and pose on opposite ends of the squared circle while the fans boo them. Their music fades and it is replaced by some classical music while The Stix Brothers enter the ring with steel pipes and the fans booing only continue.
THII: “Introducing the team of Damien and Dante Stix…THE STIX BROTHERS!!!”
RK: “Look at that JR, it’s my favorite tag team. Its Fiddle Stix and Twiddle Stix!!!”
JR: “Making fun of them is discretionary, King. Just like Reaper and CCC, these two men are dangerous! One is big and serious, while the smaller guy loves to fight. This brother tandem has been through some hard fought matches here in the X-WCW.”
The Stix Brothers make their way into the ring and go to one corner of it while CCC and Reaper are on the other side of the ring and staring down two of their 8 opponents for the match. “Feed My Frankenstein” fills the arena with the Lost Boys making their way into the ringside area. The fans boo the brotherly duo of Mike and Mark Daniels as they make their way down the ramp. Mike Daniels has a 2x4 in his hands while we see Mark Daniels having a sack but the contents of it remain hidden from view.
THII: “Carnage Inc. members Mike and Mark Daniels…THE LOST BOYS!!!”
JR: “The Lost Boys are two of Mr. All American’s cronies or protégés as he would like to call them.”
RK: “To me, JR, I call them sheep. Every time they go into the ring, they look like they are being led to the slaughterhouse by their opponents. Give me one match, where they won without help of their very good friend the didlo?”
JR: “I have no clue, King. But all I know is, these are the two men who are RA’s pupils of his ‘game’ and are willing to put their bodies on the line just for him. As weird as they may be, you can never question their undying loyalty to Rocky Davis.”
RK: “Figures, a sheep don’t know who is smart or dumb anyways. Leave it to RA for getting these two idiots. As they say, JR, birds of the same feather and whatnot? It’s just funny though, how they helped Rocky to win that match earlier.”
The Daniels brothers enter the ring and pose for the fans who continue to boo the heck out of them along with the other two teams in the ring. Their music fades while we hear another one starting to creep up. “Mutant X” by Twiztid blares over the speakers and the Hunter Brothers make their entrances onto the ringside area. Both Hunter Brothers are loaded with Jake holding a case of faygo bottles and Jake holding what seems to be like a florescent rod.
THII: “From Detroit Michigan, the team of Jake and Ken Hunter…THE TWIZTID HUNTERS!!!”
JR: “The Hunter brothers have done it all in the realm of hardcore wrestling.”
RK: “Sadly, most things they do need to have a foreign object and seldom the wrestling part as well. That thing Jake is holding is a testament to what their future labels would be if they so end up leaving the X-WCW…yardtards. You can be extreme, JR, but damn it you gotta atleast wrestler more than you use a damn object. Fortunately for them, this match might be in their league and to their advantage.”
Jake and Ken Hunter slide into the ring and go to separate corners to pose for the crowd, who gives them a very mixed reaction of both cheers AND boos. “Land of confusion” by Disturbed is heard from the ringside PA systems and Fragile Minds make their entrance. Vanish and Thornn enter the ringside area packed with items as well with Vanish holding a briefcase and Thornn having to hold a pair of brass knuckles on both hands.
THII: “The team of Vanish and Thornn…FRAGILE MINDS!!!”
JR: “Here are the final two competitors for the match, King. It’s the duo of Vanish and Thornn who compose 2/3s of Fragile Minds.”
RK: “Kind of sad to see Absinthe not around here JR. She’s the only one in the trio that is noteworthy to look at.”
JR: “Even though, these two men are dangerous, King!”
RK: “I can believe that, I still remember what they attempted to do with the Hunter brothers not so long ago by dumping them in a river. Thought Ken and Jake would be sleeping with the fishes until now. They got a lucky break and just found a way out.”
Vanish and Thornn enter the ring and are quick to attack the nearby competitors which are Ken and Jake Hunter. The bell abruptly rings to signal the start of the match. Vanish is beating away on Ken while Thornn uses his boot to choke Jake on the nearby corner. The other six men start to brawl inside as well featuring Mike Daniels using his 2x4 to duel it out with Dante Stix’s iron pipe while CCC and Reaper corner the bigger Stix brother Damien in a corner before they start to pound away. All the while, Mark Daniels takes his time at one corner to pull out something out of the sack.
RK: “It’s all out carnage right now in that ring, JR. Though I cant help but wonder what the heck Mark Daniels has inside that sack.”
JR: “Curiosity killed the cat, King, I don’t think we would like to find that out.”
CCC and The Reaper take turns in delivering shoulder charges to Damien Stix until the big man slumps down in the corner. CCC uses the chain of his scythe to choke the downed Stix brother. On the other side of the ring, Mike Daniels attempts to take a wild swing at Dante, but Dante ducks down and delivers a swinging blow to the hip area of Mike Daniels. The Daniels brother is on all fours before he falls to the mat thanks to a powerful iron pipe smack on his back. Vanish locks in a front facelock on Ken Hunter before he drives him to the mat with a DDT. On the other side of the ring, Thornn takes his time to taunt the crowd while Jake Hunter is slowly recovering. Thornn turns around to pick up Jake, but as he looks down, he is met by a faygo bottle that breaks right on his head.
RK: “That bottle shot was brutal, JR! Thornn should never turn his back on his opponent again, especially if there is a case of faygo bottles right beside him.”
Thornn staggers backwards and this gives Jake a time to get to his feet with two more bottles in his hands. He goes towards Thornn and smashes another bottle over his head. While Thornn is on spaghetti legs, Jake chugs down the remaining bottle on his hand before he smashes it right on the head of Thornn as well. This sends the big man down and Jake goes over to his brother’s aid and waylay Vanish. They corner Vanish and start to deliver some kicks and shoulder charges on one half of fragile minds.
JR: “It looks to me that Vanish and Thornn’s plans to start this match early just backfired at them. Now the Hunters are on the offensive.”
RK: “I am sure that they ALWAYS are on the offensive, JR! Look at them JR, they just LOOK OFFENSIVE in their attire in the first place!”
Dante Stix tries to save his brother on the other side, but Mark Daniels sneaks in and clonks him in the back of the head with what seems like to be a metallic…
RK: “ROD! I will NOT say it is a dildo, JR. Oh darn…”
Mark Daniels smirks at the fallen Dante before he attacks him brutally with the…rod…inside the ring. On the other side of the ring, we see The Hunters setting up a couple of tables inside the ring. They place one table before heading towards the recovering Thornn. Ken and Jake Hunter deliver some clubbing blows to the back of Thornn before they drag him into the tables and place him on the first one. Ken Hunter deliver some punches to his face while Jake heads to the top rope.
JR: “The Hunter Brothers might try to do something big here, King.”
Jake launches himself from the top rope and lands a splash on top of Thornn. The impact on the table makes it break into two and both men are down! Ken Hunter tries to help out but Vanish is there to deliver the remaining faygo bottle over him. Vanish helps Jake get to his feet, only to toss him over the ropes.
RK: “The table was served, JR, but I think Vanish felt a bit left out.”
CCC and Reaper stops choking on Damien Stix on the other side of the ring and both men grab the nearby ladder. They place the ladder on the nearby mat before they lift Damien into the air. They drop him onto the ladder and the bigger Stix brother goes stomach-first on the steel of the ladder. He clutches his stomach in pain while the Devil’s Rejects stomp down on him. CCC picks Damien to his feet and sends him back first into the ladder with a sidewalk slam.
RK: “Damn! Those two are just brutalizing up fiddle stix…or is that dip stix? Or Chop stix?”
JR: “I believe the bigger Stix brother’s name is Damien.”
RK: “OH, YEAH!”
In the other side of the ring, Vanish helps up Thornn get to his feet and they see Ken Hunter getting to his feet. Thornn is quick on the offensive as he takes him over the ropes with a big boot to the face. Vanish and Thornn notice Mike Daniels laughing confidently in the middle of the ring as the other Daniels brother, Mark, is still whacking Dante mercilessly with the ‘rod’ while he is down. The duo of Fragile Minds are in disgust before they shrug it off and head on to that area.
JR: “Vanish and Thornn now making their way across the ring, and Thornn just took down Mark Daniels with a huge clothesline. Mike Daniels stops the laughter, and he gets pummeled by some hard shots to the face by Vanish.”
RK: “Finally, someone stopped the offensive scene inside the ring.”
Mark Daniels slowly gets to his feet and charges at Thornn, only to be sent down again with a fast-hitting spinebuster. Mark Daniels favors his lower back after that exchange while Mike Daniels gets leveled with a DDT from Vanish. The Fragile Minds member gets to his feet, only to be sent to the mat hard by Reaper’s spear.
RK: “Uh oh, I think it’s time for these teams to brawl now. I can feel it.”
Thornn charges at CCC and both men collide with a shoulder charge. Thornn and CCC bounce off opposite sides of the ring before they collide yet again. The second shoulder charge to each other does not work, so both men slug it out in the middle of the ring. Reaper, in the meantime,, drags Vanish to his feet and lifts him on his shoulders. While he is doing this, however, Ken and Jake Hunter surround him. They deliver a leg sweep/mule kick combination with Ken hitting the mule kick on Reaper while Jake’s legsweep floors the Devil’s Reject. As Reaper goes down, so does Vanish, and the Twiztid Hunterz actually give a double damage hit on that combo move.
JR: “The Hunter brothers are back into this match, King!”
RK: “Don’t look now cause even Dante Stix is on the recovery.”
Dante Stix gets to his feet and pounces behind CCC to lock in a sleeper hold. Thornn tries to take advantage of this, but he also gets a sleeper hold from behind by Ken Hunter. Both Thornn and CCC struggle to get the opponents off their backs by reaching them, but to no avail. While Thornn is locked into a sleeper hold by Ken Hunter, Jake Hunter grabs a nearby chair and rams it over the gut area of Thornn. Thornn goes down on his knees before collapsing on all fours. Just then, Mike Daniels comes out of nowhere and uses Thornn as a stepping stone before catching Jake with a tornado DDT.
RK: “I got to admit, I never knew he had it in him.”
CCC, on the other hand is having a hard time getting Dante off his back. He turns around and meets the bigger Stix brother who doesn’t seem so pleased. He pummels away with some hard punches to the gut of CCC to render him dazed. Dante hops off of CCC while Damien pulls CCC close to him before taking him down with a hard powerbomb to the ring.
JR: “POWERBOMB BY DAMIEN! BAH GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT!!!”
Dante grabs an iron pipe and he uses it to assist him in a variation of a crossface chokehold on CCC. Mike Daniels and Ken Hunter come to blows inside the ring while we see a Mark Daniels leaning on the corner. Vanish gets to his feet and notice the Lost Boy member near him and approaches him. Mark Daniels is ready for Vanish and he delivers a hard kick to the gut. He pokes the eye of Vanish using his thumb before he hops over to the top rope for something. Before he could, however, Thornn charges and cuts him off. Mark Daniels is crotched onto the turnbuckle before Thornn grabs him by the neck and chokeslams him back into the ring.
RK: “WHOA! Talk about impressive strength, JR! Thornn just chokeslammed Mark into the ring.”
Jake Hunter gets to his feet and attacks Mike Daniels from behind. Jake and Ken Hunter isolate Mike Daniels in the corner before they whip him across the ring. Mike hits the other corner and Ken whips Jake into that direction. The corner splash hits and Jake Hunter sends Mike into Ken’s incoming direction. Both men meet in the middle of the ring as Ken Hunter takes him down with a Thez press and starts raining down the punches on his opponent’s face.
RK: “Man I thought they were an ICP ripoff? Now these guys are doing a stone cold ripoff!”
Before Ken could finish, Damien Stix pulls him up and delivers a nasty headbutt. Ken falls off his butt while Jake Hunter kicks Damien on the back of his legs. Damien slowly turns around to face Jake Hunter, but gets a low blow by Reaper. Reaper and Jake Hunter put in the clubs on Damien while we see Dante making his way there with a steel pipe. He smacks the pipe over Jake’s head and the Hunter brother rolls towards the outside of the ring. Dante Stix continues to assault Reaper with the steel pipe just enough to send him leaning towards the ropes. Dante backs up a bit and delivers a hard clothesline that sends even him over the ropes. Both Dante and Reaper fall to the outside, and coincidentally hits a recovering Ken Hunter.
JR: “Ken Hunter expected to get some rest outside, but he got some unexpected visitors to wish him well.”
RK: “Uhm..that was JAKE Hunter, JR!”
JR: “I apologize about that, King. It’s just that they seem to be much a like.”
Ken Hunter is on his feet and runs towards the ropes before diving through them. He crashes outside the ring and hits the trio of Dante, Reaper, and even Jake Hunter, all three men who were getting to their feet.
JR: “Ken Hunter with the dive through the ropes!”
RK: “What the hell was he thinking?”
Back in the ring, CCC gets to his feet and cups his throat for a while as he surveys the area. Right there he notices Vanish and Thornn stomping down on Mike Daniels while Mark Daniels is laid out. On the other hand, Damien Stix is somewhat charging at his direction. CCC gets out of the turnbuckle in time. CCC avoids the turnbuckle as well and turns around to receive a throat trust by CCC. CCC connects with another and Damien Stix staggers back. CCC tries to clothesline Damien off the ropes, but he ducks down. CCC turns around and gets a hard clothesline that sends him over the ropes but just landing on the apron.
RK: “That was a close one for him. I thought for sure Casus would fall off the ring like the rest.”
Damien waits for CCC to get up before he tries to swing at him, but CCC ducks down and shoulder charges him from the apron. Damien is stunned and CCC grabs him for a suplex. It takes a while, but the devil’s reject member hits it and both of them fall to the outside of the ring. On the opposite area, the four men are up and are brawling outside the ring.
JR: “The Hunters, Reaper and Dante Stix are in a four-way brawl on the other side! CCC and Damien are still getting to their feet.”
RK: “Back in the ring, it seems like Fragile Minds will win this thing! Remember, you got to win INSIDE the ring by pinfall or submission.”
Vanish and Thornn whip Mike Daniels into the ropes and on his rebound, Thronn catches him and lifts him high into the air. With Mike Daniels in a gorilla press, he heads over to the side where CCC and Damien are getting to their feet and toss the Lost Boy towards them. As soon as Mike Daniels falls from grace, CCC and Damien catch him, but they too fall back down. Vanish waits for Mark Daniels to get to his feet before he grabs him. Vanish bodyslams him to the mat while Thornn goes over to the legs of Mark Daniels. Vanish bounces off the ropes while Thornn catapults Mark Daniels. With Mark Daniels in mid-air, Vanish somehow catches him with his flying clothesline.
JR: “IT’S THE FOOLKILLER! The doubleteam move of Fragile minds!”
Mark Daniels is down and Vanish is quick to get the pin. Thornn grabs the nearby pipe and is ready to strike anyone who would break the pin.
JR: “The referee counts..1…2…3! FRAGILE MINDS WIN THE MATCH!!!”
The bell rings and the referee lifts the arms of Vanish and Thornn in the air to signal their victory. As usual, the fans boo in defiance of the big win by the team of Fragile Minds.
JR: “There were five teams, FIVE sets of pairs in this match that fought it out, but in the end these two went on top of the dogpile.”
RK: “I can tell you why, too, JR. The main reason why they won, they were the ONLY team who tried to pin their opponents while the others just wanted to beat the hell out of the other teams. Sometimes, satisfying your urge to dish out physical punishment can hinder your drive to win in a match. This match just proves that point. They can say all they want, they just wanted to give pain to others…but at the expense of getting a win at the BIGGEST show that the X-WCW has to offer? I think not!”
JR: “Well folks we gotta take you to a commercial break, Starrcade: Revolution will be coming right back!”
The X-WCW PPV special draws to a commercial break as Fragile Minds continue to celebrate their win inside the squared circle.
X-WCW U.S. Championship
Mark Marlin vs Sean Bryne (c)
JR: “Welcome back everyone to this pay per view special of the X-WCW which is Starrcade: Revolution.”
RK: “This PPV is sponsored by the fine folks from Judge Death’s meat pies! Have one today! Man, these things taste delightful!!!”
JR: “I am not sure if you are advised to eat them in the middle of a broadcast, King. I do remember you had some prior stomach problems regarding meat pie related food.”
RK: “BAH! I don’t care, JR! As long as they taste good, it’s all good to me!”
JR: “Well let’s send you all over into the ring where Terri Hotbody II is there to announce the next match.”
THII: “The following match is for the X-WCW United States Champion and is scheduled for one fall.”
”Voodoo Child” by Jimmy Hendrix plays at ringside and it brings out Mark Malin out of the curtains doing some air guitar. He stays on the stage while a portion of the fans cheer for him as he does his usual poses and flexes before making his way down towards the rampway.
THII: “On his way to the ring, he weighs in at 275 lbs, MARK MALIN!!!”
Mark Malin continues to make his way towards the ring as he gives out some high fives to the fans.
JR: “Mark Malin, before he went to the X-WCW, was one of the top independent wrestlers in the world of professional wrestling. Malin, along with Joe Goldstone signed contracts with the X-WCW a year ago and both have made a storm over the X-WCW.”
RK: “Yeah, sad thing for Joe was he lost to Real American…OF ALL PEOPLE! Well if Mark Malin does lose to Sean Byrne, it wouldn’t matter that much since we do know Byrne is made of sterner stuff than RA.”
Mark Malin enters the ring and poses for the fans yet again. His music gets cut while “Iron Man” by Ozzy Osborne blares through the speakers for Sean Byrne’s imminent arrival to ringside. Just as expected, the Boston rocker does make his appearance at ringside with the United States title placed on his shoulder. The fans cheer louder as Terri Hotbody II makes the introduction.
THII: “And his opponent, he is the current X-WCW United States Champion. THE BOSTON ROCKER: SEAN BYRNE!!!”
Byrne makes his way down the aisle as the fans continue to cheer for the United States Champion.
JR: “Sean Byrne has been through HELL in the past couple of shows, King.”
RK: “All because of him being made an example of by the Revolution, which I do not blame, JR. Just like TYO, he was beginning to be cocky about being a champ until he got his ego chopped off in the legs by Tony Bonito and company. Right now he wants to prove he is a worthy champion by beating Malin. To me, he has to thank the Revolution for that sudden realization.”
JR: “To me, King, he just wants to prove his doubters wrong. It’s nothing to do with what the Revolution did to him in the past. In my opinion he just wants to show to the world that he IS truly a champion and will do so in the biggest stage of them all in the X-WCW.”
Sean Byrne enters the ring and climbs up the nearby corner. He lifts up the US title in the air while he is there and the fans continue their outpour for the US champion. His music fades while he climbs down the ring corner.
JR: “Well King, the match is almost going to start and I’m wondering on who you picked to win in this match. King? Hey, can you hear me?”
The cameras show Randal King making his way up the ramp rather fast while holding his stomach.
JR: “I guess the meat pies got the best of him folks.”
The bell finally rings and both men lock up at the center. Mark Malin uses his strength to shove Sean Byrne to the mat. Sean Byrne rolls back up and both men initiate a lock-up yet again. This time, it is Sean Byrne who takes advantage with a quick side headlock on his challenger. Mark Malin gets out of the headlock by grabbing a piece of Byrne and locking in an armbar. Sean Byrne reverses the armbar and uses his free hand to deliver some chops to the chest.
JR: “Sean Byrne is quick on his toes there as he reversed the armbar and is on the offensive right now.”
Sean Byrne tries to whip Malin into the ropes but it is reversed. Malin attempts a big boot on Sean Byrne and it is ducked. Mark Malin turns around and receives a hard kick to the gut. Sean Byrne rounds it off with a snap suplex delivered to Mark Malin. Sean Byrne waits for his opponent to get to his feet before he hooks both of his arms and sends him down to the mat yet again with a double underhook DDT.
JR: “Sean Byrne just paid tribute to Cactus Jack Foley with that double underhook DDT on Mark Malin. His opponent is down for the pin 1..2…and he gets a shoulder up.”
Sean Byrne picks up Mark Malin and shoots him across the ropes. Mark Malin bounces back and delivers an ace bomber clothesline that sends Sean Byrne fall to the mat quickly. Mark Malin picks up the US champion and delivers some clubbing blows to the back. He lifts Sean Byrne in a gorilla press position before he drops him into his shoulders and delivers a powerslam.
JR: “BAH GAWD WHAT POWER! Mark Malin lifted Sean Byrne into the air and sends him crashing to the mat with that powerful slam.”
Sean Byrne is feeling it in his back while Mark Malin helps him get to his feet. Mark Malin backs Sean Byrne into the corner and delivers some hard kicks to his body. Mark Malin climbs up to the turnbuckles and begins to deliver some hard punches to the head of the United States champ.
JR: “Mark Malin is really giving it to Sean Byrne right now with those hard right hands to the head.”
After the tenth punch, Sean Byrne falls flat on the mat while Mark Malin plays with the crowd and flexes his muscles. While most fans cheer, we can hear a small section of them fight on with some “BYRNE” chants around the arena.
JR: “The fans are getting a show here by the physique and super human strength that is Mark Malin. But I can hear the people want the champion to rise up and win this! This is going to be a intense match.”
Sean Byrne gathers himself to a vertical base and he attacks Mark Malin with some hard punches. Mark Malin returns the punches as well with equally powerful blows to the United States Champion. After the exchange of punches happen, Sean Byrne catches one of the punches and takes down Malin with a hard punch right on the face. Mark Malin tumbles to the mat and the fans fill the ringside area with a loud and ominous “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!” after witnessing the sick yet powerful punch by the champion.
JR: “My goodness, I think that punch just busted Mark Malin wide open.”
The camera focuses on the face of Mark Malin and indeed, there appears to be a cut right on his forehead while he gets up. Sean Byrne waits for Mark Malin to get to his feet before he delivers a hard knee to the gut and attempts a suplex. Sean Byrne tries his might to suplex his challenger, but Mark Malin reverses it and lifts Sean up to the air. He leaves Sean hanging for quite a long time before he eventually sends him down the mat.
JR: “Delayed vertical suplex delivered by Mark Malin!”
Mark Malin waits for Sean Byrne to get up before he delivers a punch. Sean Byrne fights back with a hard elbow smash to the face and it stuns the challenger. Sean Byrne whips Malin into the ropes and sends him down to the mat with a hard back elbow smash. Mark Malin slowly gets to his feet and Sean Byrne carries him over his shoulders before sending him down yet again with a fallaway slam.
JR: “Sean Byrne uses his patented Fallaway slam and the challenger goes down.”
Mark Malin slowly gets to his feet and Sean Byrne charges at him for a clothesline. Mark Malin ducks the clothesline and takes his opponent down with a quick spinebuster.
JR: “Bah gawd, Mark Malin just spinebustered Sean Byrne out of nowhere!”
A bleeding Mark Malin rises to his feet and anticipates the eventual recovery of Sean Byrne. The Boston Rocker gets to his feet and Mark Malin points at him and says “YOU!”. A bit stirred, Sean Byrne tries to deliver a punch, but it is blocked. Mark Malin delivers two straight punches to the face of the US champ. A dazed Sean Byrne is shot into the ropes and receives a big boot to the face from Mark Malin. Mark Malin taunts the crowd before he eventually bounces off the ropes for a running legdrop.
JR: “Mark Malin goes for his patented legdrop but…Sean Byrne rolls out of the way!”
Both Mark Malin and Sean Byrne get up at the same time, but it is Sean Byrne who gets the upper hand as he surprises Malin with a fast delivery of his finisher the Final Cutter.
JR: “FINAL CUTTER! BAH GAWD! Sean Byrne just delivered his finisher with some precise accuracy yet in swift execution.”
Mark Malin goes to the mat and Sean Byrne covers him for the pin.
JR: “The pin is being made: 1-2-3! SEAN BYRNE WINS!!!”
“Iron man” hits the speakers and Sean Byrne slowly gets to his feet while the crowd gives him a loud round of cheers.
THII: “The winner and STILL X-WCW United States Champion…SEAN BYRNE!!!”
Sean Byrne gets his title back from the referee and raises it high into the air.
JR: “It only took one second, one move, and Sean Byrne pulled out that victory out of nowhere.”
Sean Byrne goes towards the nearby corner and raises his US title high in the air as the fans continue to cheer for the US champion.
JR: “Right now, I believe he just proved his doubters wrong. With his successful title defense tonight, it just cements him to be a legitimate X-WCW title holder. Well folks we have to go to a commercial break. Up next, we will have the main event, and hopefully Randal King’s stomach would be good to go by then.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
X-WCW World Championship
Rage in a Cage II
Sinister Six Elimination Match
Andrew Radon vs Ignavus vs Otacon vs Cane Deathscream vs Tony Bonito vs Karl Baller ©
We go back from the commercial break and the cameras focus on James Russell and Randal King who are stationed on the announce table.
JR: “Welcome back to Starrcade: Revolution! I am James Russell and alongside me here is Randal King. Right now will be the MAIN EVENT of the night!”
RK: “It’s the sinister six elimination match, JR! Six men inside one steel structure which is dubbed RAGE IN A CAGE PART 2!”
JR: “Well let us show you the events that led up to this very match.”
The video package starts as we see the following caption in a black background
X-Rumble...
The video shows R.E. Rage throwing a punch, and KB catching him on the arm. While he has his arm caught, he lies down on the apron and uses his legs to sweep Rage off his feet. Within an instant, Rage is over the ropes and he falls down to the outside.
JR: “OH MY GOODNESS! R.E. RAGE HAS FALLEN OFF THE RING!”
RK: “Oh brother! Oh well, he’s okay anyways, that was a good show by Karl Baller.”
The bell rings and KB climbs back into the ring.
THII: “The winner of the 2007 X Rumble…KARL BALLER!!!”
The fans give Karl Baller a loud ovation as he celebrates inside the ring.
JR: “Incredible! For a man who was not even supposed to be in this match, he was given a second chance and he didn’t mess it up.”
RK: “I gotta give him props, JR, he was one of two men who started this match and finished it in the end. Karl seems to have a lot of good things comin for him in the next few years.”
The video footage fades as we see Karl Baller inside the ring. The video comes back again this time to see the following words on the screen.
Warzone 32…
Ignavus is helped up by Renegade before he kicks him hard on the mid-section. Tony Bonito grabs Ignavus and slams him down the mat with the Nitoplex. RNR get into the ring and this time pick up Otacon. They hold Otacon and both men hit him hard on the back to send him down on his knees. Tony Bonito smirks and approaches Otacon to give him a hard slap across the face. While all this is happening, John Crook gets a microphone and speaks.
JC: “Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is the birth of a new movement here in the X-WCW. Tonight, a Revolution is born!"
We see all five men posing inside the ring while we hear JR’s voice over.
JR: “This is just plain despicable! How could a man such as John Crook buy into Tony Bonito and company on their supposed ‘cleansing’ of the X-WCW from its corruption? This is not right, King, it just makes my stomach churn.”
The footage ends
Nitro 22…
KB is down and the two men stomp down on him. Otacon, on the other hand, slowly gets to his feet only to get blasted by his own X-WCW belt on the face by Rayne. Brett Rayne laughs while Otacon is down. The fans boo loudly at the Revolution members inside the ring, but those boos drown with a little bit of cheers as the nTo storm down the ramp. The members of the nTo, sans Josh Leyh, enter the ring with steel chairs to scare off the revolution. Their interference was sufficient enough as RNR and The Renegade scatter out of the ring and retreat back up the ramp.
JR: “The reinforcements have arrived, King, and the cowardly Revolution trio just made their way back up the ramp. Hah, so typical of their cowardly ways if you ask me.”
RK: “Hey, when you know you wont win in a fight, its always wise to just leave and fight another day. Don’t count on those three men being cowards; they are just too smart for the champ, KB and for the nTo.”
As R.E. Rage, Brett Rayne and The Renegade look at the ring and laugh at the nTo, they bump into something. Slowly, the three members of the Revolution turn around and realize the people they bumped into were Bombshell, Powermaster Prime and CANE DEATHSCREAM! The fans give a positive reaction towards the trio whose presence just make the Revolution members jump off the rampway and scurry towards the alternate entrances back towards the backstage area. Cane smirks while he lifts the mic towards his direction and speaks.
CD: “What’s the matter boys? Saw a ghost or something?”
JR: “BAH GAWD! CANE DEATHSCREAM IS BACK IN THE X-WCW!!!”
RK: “Yeah, I feel the goosebumps JR, it aint no ghost either..but I can feel the goosebumps with this man’s return.”
The video fades to black as we see Cane Deathscream smirking.
Warzone 33...
We see Otacon slowly getting up to his feet. Then it shifts to John Crook.
JC: “Otacon, I hope you can get your ass up the canvas now, cause your just booked into another match. This time, its going to be for your World Title!”
Otacon, hunched down as he is on both feet, slowly tilts his head upwards to face the X-Tron. In a tired state, all he could do is just shake his head slowly to react on the announcement.
JC: “That’s right, Otacon, and your match is against KARL BALLER!”
The fans get a very huge reaction of mixed cheers and boos.
JR: “BAH GAWD! DID YOU HEAR THAT KING?!”
RK: “Whoa, after getting a loss in a handicap match the champ needs to fight KB to hold onto his title. This isn’t going at the champ’s direction huh JR?”
“Hate it or luv” plays and a hesitant KB slowly enters the ringside area with a mic on his hand. He turns around and faces the X-Tron where JC is shown. His music dies down and he pulls up the mic towards his lips.
KB: “Man, I know I earned the shot at the champ, but that’s for Starrcade yo! Damn it Crook, you putting me up to this? I aint gonna do it, Otacon’s not 100% for a match now. I may like to get the gold, but not this way man, this aint right.”
JC: “Oh, is that so Karl? Well its too bad! If you refuse now, not only will you forfeit your match at starrcade, but you will be FIRED! You hear me?!”
KB: “Well damn it Crook, if ya think Imma have to get fired for doing whats right..GO AHEAD MAN! I GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE! NOT MY PRIDE NOR MY DIGNITY! YOU HEAR ME?!”
JC: “*laughs* Yeah, the only thing you’ll be losing is a job! Guess you’ll be heading to the unemployment office tomorrow cause as of this moment Karl Baller..your fi-”
Otacon: “STOP IT! Karl, do what the hell is right…and that’s getting your ass in the ring!”
JC is silenced while KB slowly turns around to look at the ring. Inside the ring Otacon is on both feet and glares at KB.
Otacon: “Now if you don’t wanna get in this ring, I’ll just have to go down there and drag your ass up here!”
Otacon drops the mic and crouches down as he dares KB on. The fans cheer and start to chant “Fight!” at both competitors before KB shrugs and speaks on the mic.
KB: “Changed my mind Crook, time to get this s*** started!”
The video skips to the end part of the match with KB delivering the headshot on Otacon.
RK: “HEADSHOT! What a brutal DDT that was JR!”
KB looks down at Otacon with a bit of a hesitant look before he eventually pins his opponent. The referee is there to count the pin.
JR: “1-2-3! KARL BALLER IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!!”
We hear the bell ringing and KB gets the world title. We skip over to the part where both men shake hands.
JR: “Otacon might not be the X-WCW Champion anymore, King, but he just showed a true class of a champion by congratulating KB on his win.”
The clip fades to black while Otacon raises the arm of KB into the air.
Nitro 23…
We go back to see Karl Baller pinning Tony Bonito and the referee calls for the bell.
THII: “The winner and STILL the X-WCW World Champion…KARL BALLER!!!”
We see the referee raising KB’s arm in victory.
JR: “This match tested the champion to his limits, but he eventually came on top of the hill.”
Outside the ring, a recovered Bonito looks displeased and shakes his head at the sight of KB holding the X-WCW World Belt. He slowly makes his way up the ramp, while another man runs down the ramp with a chair and slides inside the ring to interrupt Karl Baller.
RK: “Look JR! It’s Andrew Radon!”
Radon, who holds the steel chair, is about to hit KB with it but drops it instead.
JR: “I thought for sure, Radon would use this opportunity to attack the champion, but right now it seems like it is not to be.”
The video fades while both men stare down at each other.
Warzone 34…
We see John Crook on the X-Tron as he makes an announcement.
JC: “I have an announcement that concerns all 6 of you and also for the fans in attendance. At Starrcade: Revolution, the main event will be the X-WCW World Championship match featuring Karl Baller, Ignavus, Otacon, Cane Deathscream, Tony Bonito, and Andrew Radon! Furthermore, all six participants will compete under a Rage in a Cage: Sinister Six Elimination match!!!”
We see shots of all six men at ringside, all are shocked to hear the match and it’s stipulations.
JR: “BAH GAWD KING! Did you hear that?!”
RK: “The cage is back, JR. Remember the last time that structure reared it’s ugly head?”
JR: “It has been 4 years King, and now it’s back thanks to John Crook.”
Rage against the machine’s “Sleep now in the fire” starts to play while we see the following clips
- Karl Baller walking down the aisle
- Andrew Radon pointing at someone
- Cane Deathscream shooting an intimidating look through the camera
- Ignavus lazily making his way down the ramp
- Otacon sliding into the ring.
We see a clip of Tony Bonito shouting while a loud “YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!” could be heard in the background.
“For it’s the end of history”
The video comes back with Andrew Radon hitting a dropkick at Justin Sane before we see a bloodied Ignavus slowly getting up to his feet.
“It’s caged and frozen still”
We see a couple of shots of the Rage in a Cage before we see KB looking up at something.
“There is no other pill to take”
We see Tony Bonito on a squatting position inside the ring while he stares a hole through his opponent who is out of the camera’s view.
“So swallow the one…that made you ill”
The video shows Otacon raising both arms in the air slowly before it switches to Cane Deathscream putting down his arms to set off the ring pyros.
“The Nina The Pinta The Santa Maria”
We see the following clips
- KB hitting the no. 1 single on Rage
- Tony Bonito delivering a belly to back suplex on De’si Nidea
- Ignavus hitting a shinning wizard kick to Xille
“The noose and the rapist, the fields overseer”
We then see Cane hitting a huge clothesline on Raven Darkstorm before it switches to Andrew Radon flying off the top rope
“The agents of orange, the priests of Hiroshima”
We see Otacon delivering a dropkick on TB. It switches to Otacon crouching on the corner of the ring, anticipating someone to get up.
“The cost of my desire…To Sleep now in the fire!”
The clip shows Otacon running and he connects with a huge spear on Cane Deathscream. As soon as he connects with the spear, the video package switches on to the stage where the pyros explode. We hear a few guitar riffs as we see the following clips.
- Ignavus hitting the 4AM flyer on Rage
- Cane Deathscream delivering a flying clothesline on Alec Lightstar
- Otacon diving through the ropes
- Andrew Radon hitting a bodyslam
- Tony Bonito connecting with a moonsault.
“SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE!”
The video package ends with Karl Baller raising the X-WCW World Title in the air.
***
The massive cage is lowered around the ring. The cage is twenty feet high with a two foot high truss on top of the cage it encloses the ring side area and is an imposing sight to say the least. After the cage is lowered the ring crew comes in and attaches four poles to the ring posts and chains are attached to each pole and various weapons, ranging from steel chairs, to baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire, steel pipes, garbage cans, crutches, and other weapons are hung from the chains. The crew places tables and ladders in the corners of the cage. Terri Hotbody is standing outside the cage door with a microphone to make the introductions.
THII: “The following match is your main event of evening and is a Rage in a Cage Sinister Six Elimination Match and is for the X-WCW World Championship! First from Simsbury, CT he is the Slacker King Josh Ignavus!”
Gorillaz’s “Clint Eastwood” plays and Ignavus walks down towards the cage and he enters the cage and the fans cheer for him!
JR: “For Ignavus there are two reasons to compete in Rage in a Cage II to regain the X-WCW World Championship and two to gain revenge on Tony Bonito for injuring D-Extreme.”
RK: “Lets also remember that Ignavus hates these kind of matches but if wants to regain the World Championship he has to compete in Rage in a Cage II.”
JR: “Ignavus is a former X-WCW World and International Tag Team Champion and is a former X-WCW TV Champion as well he still is one half of the AWF Tag Team Champions with D-Extreme.“
THII: “Second combatant, now residing in Knoxville, TN; he is Andrew Radon!”
As 30/30.150" by Stone Sour plays Radon walks down towards the cage the fans boo him, but he doesn’t seem to care.
JR: “Ever since his return Andrew Radon, formally known as The Great One has been on a mission to beat his former X-WCW Tag Team Championship partner Karl Baller, make no mistake ladies and gentlemen this man is a former UCW World Heavyweight Champion and he wants to be the X-WCW World Champion and he wants to be the one to eliminate Baller from this match.”
RK: “Radon wants to prove that he’s better than Baller at all costs!”
THII: “The third combatant from parts unknown and representing the nTo he is the Dark Warrior Cane Deathscream!”
As “Deadly Game” plays Cane walks down towards the cage the fans cheer for him and before he enters the cage he shakes the side of the cage!
JR: “Cane has made it perfectly clear that while he wants to be the X-WCW World Champion again his first and main goal in this match is too make sure that Tony Bonito does NOT leave Starrcade: Revolution as the new X-WCW World Champion.
RK: “Cane knows that the nTo is deep trouble right now and if he wants to secure its future he has to win Rage in a Cage II! He can’t keep thinking about how he’s a former X-WCW World Champion and is a former two and a half time X-WCW TV Champion.”
THII: “The fourth combatant from Manchester, England he is the Con Man Otacon!”
As "Full Nelson" by Limp Bizkit plays Otacon makes his way to the ring and the fans cheer him he seems a bit thrown off by this but walks down to cage with confidence.
JR:”Otacon won his first X-WCW World Championship in a brutal, violent, and bloody No Ropes Barbed Wire Triple Cage X Rules Match. Otacon has said that after that match all other cage matches seem tame to him, but he wants to be the X-WCW World Champion again.”
RK: “Otacon is a former two-time X-WCW World Champion, a former two-time X-WCW World Tag Team Champion, and former one-time X-WCW United States Champion!”
THII:”The fifth combatant representing The Revolution from Boston Mass. Tony Bonito!”
As "Fury of the Storm" by Shadows Fall plays Bonito walks down toward the cage and the fan boo and hiss at him unmercifully but Bonito is focused on the Cage and the guys in it.
JR: “I think it’s safe to say that to say Tony Bonito is obsessed with winning the X-WCW World Championship is an understatement it’s the one title that has eluded him and he wants it more than life its self.”
RK: “Bonito is the most hated man in this match he has problems with Ignavus, Deathscream, Otacon, and Baller! I think Radon is the only other guy in this match that Bonito hasn’t screwed in some way.”
JR: “Bonito has already done more than most in this match he’s a former X-WCW World Tag Team Champion, a former X-WCW Intercontinental, and former two-time X-WCW United States Champion. As well as a former two time ACW Champion. Bonito has vowed that tonight he will become the X-WCW World Champion to secure his legacy.”
RK:”He’s also the man that put D-Extreme and Christopher Back on the shelf.”
Bonito walks into the cage and stays on the floor and doesn’t enter the ring.
THII:”The sixth and final combatant from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania he’s the current, reigning, and defending X-WCW World Champion and is also the 2NLW Scion Champion he is “Da Kid” Karl Baller!
“Hate It Or Luv It” by The Game & 50 Cent plays and Baller raps his way down to the cage he has the X-WCW World Championship around his waist and the 2NLW Scion Championship title belt slung over his shoulder.
KB: “Da K-I-D is back in Philly, my peoples welcomed me back/
But I ain’t spit in long time so folks welcome me back!/
(the crowd cheers loud for KB’s first rap in a long time)
I’m back to attack these rats that want a piece of my gold/
I warned em all before…but da fools don’t do what they told/
They getting bold…but for this problem it ain’t a solution/
Da truth and nothing less at Starrcade i’m startin a Revolution/
Introducing blood to Con man, Otacon himself/
You my dog, but for my gold i’ma put you right on da shelf/
Make sure you felt da head shot at a full force for real/
You gonna regret opposing me when we locked in steel/
That’s da deal; I got another one for da O-M-M/ (The One Man Movement which is Ignavus’s moniker)
You wanna be da one dude that move? Its aiight, but then/
You best be moving out da cage and I mean right this second/
Cause stepping to me is poppin a chick with aids…no protection/
Eitha way you done, we cool don’t take it to heart/
I’ll ease da pain, headshot you to sleep right when it start/
Cane? I’ll tear you apart; you don’t deserve to be in this match/
No claim whatsoever homie, plus look at all da losses you stacked/
You say you want Tony, that’s cool he don’t matter to me/
You get in my way though…that’s when you matter to me/
See I’ll depart you da second you even throw me a punch/
Death will scream ya name from all da beatings and such/
Just stay outta my way or you’ll suffer a painful loss/
And wind up eatin food through a tube right next to your boss/
I’m lost for words on The Great One, you was my 3rd brother/
We beat em all, conquered everything with one another/
Then you got jealous over ya man’s success/
You got wack, stabbed me in da back, something you will regret/
Because I’ma pound and pound until it’s no more of you left/
Mix your body in pieces; make it hard for 5-0 to collect/
I’ma wreck this jawn, don’t worry I ain’t forget you Tony/
I got a boot with your name on it, shoulda backed off homie/
Its only a matter of time before I burry your career/
You attacked me everywhere, tried to make me fear/
But all you did was give me rage…you gonna bleed a lot/
Forget Deathscream, I will make you feel like you got shot/
I’m not showing you mercy; you got at me on sight/
Biggest mistake Tony, it’ll cost you your worthless life/
I lost da last time I was here (Starrcade Xtreme), but I’ma changed man/
Better in-ring, faster and stronger with a game plan/
So man get ready for Rage that Baller got in a cage/
I’m da world champ…and that right there ain’t never gonna change”
JR: “Ladies and Gentlemen this match is just for the X-WCW World Championship and is NOT for the 2NLW Scion Championship although Baller as publically stated that he wants to unify the titles.”
RK: “Baller is the first man to hold both the X-WCW World Championship and 2NLW Scion Championship at the same time; he’s also been a former X-WCW World Tag Team Champion with Andrew Radon, and a former X-WCW United States Champion.”
Baller unfastens the X-WCW World Championship and hands it and the 2NLW Scion title belt to Terri and he enters the cage and he enters the ring. The door is closed and Mark Chambers, the referee, signals for the bell. Cane quickly jumps to the floor and runs after Bonito on the floor. Otacon locks up with Ignavus in the ring and Radon grabs a Kendo stick hanging from the chains and swings it at Baller, who ducks and kicks Rador in the head; which causes him to drop the Kendo stick and it rolls out to the floor. Cane chases Bonito around the ring twice before Bonito rolls into the ring and runs across it and slides out on the other side and there he finds the Kendo stick on the floor. Cane sees this and runs towards him but trips on the ring steps and holds his knee.
JR: “Cane is screaming in pain after running into those ring steps.”
RK: “Bonito is walking over there with that Kendo stick and this looks bad for Cane!”
Bonito holds the Kendo stick high over his head and is about to hit to Cane in the face with it when Cane grabs his tights and throws him face first into the side of the cage. Cane quickly gets to his feet and points to his head!
JR: “Cane was playing possum and Bonito fell for it and now Cane has the Kendo stick!”
Cane hits Bonito in the back with the Kendo stick so hard that the Kendo stick is shattered! Bonito falls on his hands and knees and Cane picks him up by his tights and throws him face first into the cage.
Meanwhile back in the ring Otacon delivers a massive suplex on Ignavus and goes for a pin but only gets a two count. Otacon kicks Ignavus in the head a few times and he sees that Baller and Radon are both busy beating each other senseless and he pulls down a “For Sale” sign in a wire frame and as Ignavus tries to get back to his feet he gets a sign shot to the head that knocks him back down! The “For Sale” sign falls out of the frame and Otacon throws the frame down and looks around for another weapon and he pulls down a staple gun!
JR: “Otacon lost his first X-WCW World title to Ignavus in the shortest World title match in company history! He’s never forgot that!”
RK: “I think it’s safe to say that he wants to avenge that lost!”
JR: “Otacon loves to makes his opponents bleed and with that staple gun he’s gonna do just that to Ignavus!”
Otacon uses the staple gun on Ignavus and the Slacker King screams in pain and writhes around in pain as Otacon looks on with a sick smile on his face and the fans boo him but he doesn’t pay them any attention! Ignavus rolls out of the ring, to the floor, on the opposite side or where Cane and Bonito are. He tries to get his feet, but he’s bleeding badly from the head where Otacon used the staple gun. Otacon throws down the staple gun and he grabs a cheese grater and he rolls out to the floor behind Ignavus. As Ignavus turns around Otacon nails him with the cheese grater and Ignavus falls down to the floor blood pouring out his face!
JR: “Otacon is showing no mercy to Ignavus!”
RK: “Otacon wants to be X-WCW World Champion again and he knows that he has to be the old ruthless, sadistic Otacon if he wants to walk out of Starrcade: Revolution as X-WCW World Champion for a third time! Plus he wants to revenge on Ignavus for embarrassing him when Igz defeated him in under five minutes!”
Otacon throws Ignavus into the side of the cage and rubs his face in the side of the cage. He drops Ignavus who crashes on the floor. Ignavus crawls towards some tables set up in the corner Otacon grabs him and places him on top of the table and hits him again with the cheese grater and he grabs a ladder and sets it up near the table where Ignavus is laying on.
JR:”Oh my GOD! He’s gonna climb that twenty foot high ladder and put Igz through the table!”
Otacon quickly climbs to the very top of the ladder then grabs the top of the cage and pulls himself on top of the cage!
RK:”I don’t think he’s jumping off the top of the ladder he’s jumping off the top of cage!”
Otacon jumps off the cage just as Ignavus rolls off the table and Otacon crashes through the table! Ignavus just barely awake drapes his arm over Otacon and referee Mark Chambers quickly jumps out of the ring and makes a three count!
THII:”OTACON HAS BEEN ELIMINTATED!”
JR:”Ignavus has just eliminated Otacon!”
RK: “Talk about lucky. Now can Ignavus get back up due to all blood he lost?”
As referees get Otacon out of Rage in a Cage, Baller and Rador continue to battle in the ring as Tony Bonito and Cane Deathscream battle on the floor! Ignavus just sits in the corner of the cage trying to stop the blood pouring from his head. Baller grabs a steel chair hanging from the chains and points to Radon who has just gotten back up to his feet and as he turns around Baller gives a stiff chair shot to the head! Radon falls to the mat hard.
RK: “I think it’s safe to say that there’s not going to be a Thillaz reunion in the near future after that shot!”
JR: “I wouldn’t say so!”
Baller tosses the chair down and sees a night stick and he goes to pull it down and from behind Radon hits him in the back with the same chair that Baller just used on him! Radon drops the chair and DDTs Baller on it! Instead of going for a pin fall, Radon gets up, picks up the steel chair and slams into Baller’s right knee!
JR: “Radon is smashing that chair into Baller’s knee and now he putting him in a Figure Four Leg Lock!”
RK: “He wants to make Baller tap out!”
As Baller fights through the pain of Figure Four Leg Lock, Cane slams Bonito into the side of the cage and then rams his head into the ring post! Cane picks up a bloody Bonito and is about to Choke Slam when notices that Karl Baller is in trouble. Deathscream lets Bonito go and slides into the ring and he kicks Radon in the head causing him to break the hold.
RK: “What is Cane thinking he had Bonito he could have eliminated him!”
JR: “Apparently Cane wants to be one to eliminate Baller!”
Deathscream picks up Radon and Irish-whips him into the corner and follows that with a massive splash in the corner Radon falls flat on his face, Baller is using the ring ropes to get back up and is favoring his right knee when Bonito sneaks back into the ring and nails him with a chop block to his right knee! Baller falls on his back and Bonito kicks his right knee. Cane sees this and spins him around and kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a Power Bomb! But before he can pick Bonito up, Radon sneaks up nails Cane with a low blow! Bonito quickly nails Cane with a Nitoplex! Instead of going for a pin he motions for Radon to grab a trash can.
JR: “Radon is getting a ladder and he sliding it into the ring!
RK:”And now he’s getting another ladder and he sliding it into the ring!”
Radon picks up the chair and hits Baller in the right knee a few times and he does the same thing to Deathscream as Bonito jumps out of the ring and slides a table in the ring that Radon quickly sets up and Bonito slides another table into the ring that he and Radon prop up in the corner. Radon picks up Baller places on the table and hits him a few times in the head just he quickly climbs to the top of the ladder and Bonito hands him a steel chair.
JR:”This doesn’t look good for Baller and Bonito is dragging Deathscream to the corner and his trying to get the big man in a Tree of Woe!”
Radon is about to leap off the top of the ladder when suddenly Ignavus who by now has recovered enough jumps up to the ring apron and springs off the top rope and he nails the ladder with a Missal Drop-Kick Radon crashes right into the table propped up in the corner. Ignavus gets back up to his feet and when turns around he gets kicked in the gut and given a Nitoplex by Bonito who goes for a pin on him.
JR: “One…two…three! Baller tries to makes the save but he is too late!
THII: “Ignavus has been eliminated!”
Baller tosses Bonito out to the floor and he pulls down a Kendo stick and Baller waits a few seconds, on the ring apron Kendo stick in hand for Bonito to get back up to his feet, and to turn around. Baller runs off the apron with the Kendo stick but Bonito catches him and tosses him over his head with a release Belly-To-Belly Suplex! Bonito crashes to floor and Baller bows up in the corner of the cage.
RK: “What a reversal! Bonito threw Baller like a rag doll!”
JR:”But that was a desperation move how much more does either man has left in the tank.”
Meanwhile back in the ring the referee helps Cane out of the Tree of Woe and the Big Blue Machine marches over towards Radon who is still out cold under the table. Cane picks up Radon sets him up for a powerbomb, but Cane sees an eight foot ladder and he throws Radon down and he jumps out of the ring and he grabs the ladder and he puts the ladder on the corner of the ring post and he jams the feet of the ladder into the side of the cage. He then walks over towards Tony Bonito and he picks him up and throws him into the ring steps. Cane then helps Baller to his feet and Baller rolls into the ring, and back in the ring Radon is back up to his feet. Radon and Baller exchange blows, Radon grabs Baller’s tights and tosses him out of the ring and he then climbs the ladder that Otacon used earlier and Baller quickly follows his former best friend up the ladder and then Radon climbs on to truss of the cage and walks towards where the other ladder is at.
JR: “Baller and Radon are fighting up on top of that truss on the top of the cage!”
RK: “I’ve never seen a more dangerous and stupid place to fight at in my life!”
As Baller and Radon slug it on the top of cage; Cane slams Bonito’s head into the ring apron and he then tosses him into the side of cage. Bonito falls to the floor and Cane then grabs another ladder and he sets it up next to the ladder jammed into the corner. Cane picks up the bloody and battered Bonito and he Chokeslams him on the ladder jammed into the corner and he then climbs up the ladder he set up next one jammed in the corner.
Baller and Radon exchange a series of stiff punches on the cage’s truss and Baller finally gets stuns him and he then he nails Radon with a Vertical Suplex and that sends Radon back first on to the steel truss but Baller also exhausted.
Cane is about to jump off and splash Bonito on the ladder but with a sudden burst of energy Bonito rolls off the ladder and quickly climbs up the same side of the ladder that Cane is on and he Cane with a punch to the groin and he then hits him with a Nitoplex off the ladder that sends Cane crashing back first on the ladder jammed in the corner! Radon is finally back to his feet and he sees Cane prone on the ladder and he jumps off the top of the cage and he lands on Cane!
RK: “That has to be one of the most insane moves of all time!”
JR: “One…Two…Three! Cane is gone!”
THII: “Cane Deathscream has been eliminated!”
Bonito pulls Radon off Cane and the ladder and he then hits him with a Nitoplex and he rolls him into the ring and hits him another Nitoplex and goes for a pin!
JR:”One…two…three! Radon is gone!”
THII: “Andrew Radon has been eliminated!”
As security guards and referees help Deathscream and Radon out of the cage Bonito pulls down two steel chairs from the chains and he sets them up in the center of the ring and he rolls out of the ring and he grabs another from under the ring and he tosses it over the top rope and finds the one used earlier in the match and he sets them next to the other two already in the ring, as Baller makes his way around the truss and towards the ladder that Bonito hit Cane with the Nitoplex off of. Baller wisely climbs down the side not facing the ladder jammed into the corner. Bonito is waiting for Baller in the ring.
JR: “We’re down to the final two Karl Baller and Tony Bonito!”
RK: “Both men have been through Hell tonight!”
Baller slides back into the ring and Bonito races towards and starts kicking and punching him. Baller is able to grab Bonito’s leg and he takes him down to the mat. Baller quickly goes for an Ankle Lock but Bonito is able to get to ropes and the referee orders for a rope break. Baller breaks the hold. Baller picks up and the weaken Bonito and nails him with the Headshot and he goes for a pin.
JR: “One…two…Bonito kicked out of the Headshot!”
Baller picks up Bonito and Powerslams him on the four steel chairs set up in the corner of the ring, then Baller points to the ladder. Karl Baller lays the ladder down on the mat and he kicks the hitches that collapse the ladder and slams Bonito back first on the ladder. Baller folds up one of the steel chairs and he places it on Bonito’s face and he climbs to the top turnbuckle! He jumps off the turnbuckle but Bonito at the last minute rolls off of the ladder and Baller hits nothing but the ladder! Bonito goes for a pin and gets a two count.
RK: “How did Baller kicked out of that?!”
JR: “Because Baller has the heart of a champion!”
Bonito slides the ladder out the ring and kicks the remains of the broken chairs that Baller had powerslamed him through earlier out of the ring he then pulls down a nightstick and just as Baller gets back up to his feet he chop blocks him in the back of the knee! Baller falls hard to the mat and Bonito, still using the nightstick, hits him in the knee again. Bonito drags him to the center of the ring and he goes for the Figure-Four Leg Lock. Before Bonito can lie down on the mat Baller is able to kick him in the ass! Bonito tumbles out of the ring and to the floor!
The fans chant “BALLER! BALLER! BALLLER! BALLER!”; Karl Baller uses this to leap up to his feet as Bonito is getting back up to his feet and he is met by Baller, who nails him with a Suicide Dive on the floor! Baller quickly gets to his feet and he grabs Bonito and he sends into the far side of the cage with an Irish Whip. Bonito hits the side cage and as he turns around Baller drops him with a Standing Drop Kick! Baller then points to a nearby table and he grabs it and props it up in front of the cage door and he then returns where Bonito is at and he picks him by the head and drags him to where the table is and he places him on the table and he punches him a few times to make sure that he won’t move! Baller then heads to the other side of the cage and with the fans chanting his name he runs at full stream and spears Bonito through both the table and cage door, knocking it off the hinges!
JR: “OH MY GOD! Baller just speared Bonito the cage door!”
RK: “This match isn’t just about the X-WCW World title, Baller has been very vocal about the Revolution and he’s out to finish them off once and for all! And it looks like he’s doing a very good job of doing just that!”
Baller is finally able to go for a pin but the referee doesn’t make the count he tells Baller that pin fall must be in the cage, Baller looks at the ref in disbelief and gets back to his feet and he throws Bonito back into the cage and then he rolls him into the ring and goes for the pin. But before the ref can count John Crook, who has ran into the cage and he has the 2NLW Scion title belt in his hands and he drops the X-WCW World title on the ring apron, he’s screaming at Baller. Baller gets up and Crooks tries to hit him with the 2NLW Scion title belt, but Baller ducks and he Super-Kicks Crook and the 2NLW Scion title belt goes flying out of his hands and Baller then pick up Crook and his about to nail with a Headshot when Bonito who picked up the X-WCW World title belt tries to hit Baller from behind. But Baller sees Bonito in Crook’s eye and he throws Crook into Tony Bonito’s way causing Bonito to take out Crook instead! Baller kicks Bonito in the gut that doubles him over and he then nails him with an Axe Kick that places Tony Bonito’s face right on the X-WCW World title belt! Baller goes for the pin.
JR: “One..two…what the hell?!”
RK: “The lights have gone out in the arena! Do you know what that means?”
RK: “Yeah, it means one thing trouble!”
A spotlight appears and man descends from the rafters hanging on bar with two chains attached to it. He’s dressed in black pants, boots, shirt, and overcoat. He has a back ski mask over his face when he lets go of the bar the lights come back on. Baller stares at him not knowing what to do.
JR: “Is this the guy that Crook mentioned or could it be D-Extreme or Christopher Back?”
RK: “He looks too short to be D-Extreme.”
The Man in Black picks up the 2NLW Scion title belt and then the Man in Black hits Baller in the back of the head with it breaking the pin attempt! The Man in Black then picks up Baller and he nails him with an Inverted DDT and he helps revive Bonito who gets back up to his feet and he sees the X-WCW World title belt and picks it up. John Crook, who by this time is back up to his feet picks up Baller and holds him and two men nail Baller with a double belt shot to the side of the head. Crook lets Baller go and he falls to the mat! Bonito drags him into the center of the ring and puts Baller in an Ankle-Lock and the referee checks to see if Baller will tap out but Baller is out cold and he raises Baller’s arm once and it falls. The referee raises Baller’s arm a second time and it falls, he then raises it a third time and it falls, and the referee signals for the bell.
TH: “KARL BALLER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KNOCK OUT AND THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW X-WCW WORLD CHAMPION TONY BONITO!!”
Bonito drops to his knees as the ref hands him the X-WCW World Championship title belt as the fans chant “You suck!” at him.
JR: “I don’t know what to say, other than Baller got screwed big time!”
As “"Fury of the Storm" by Shadows Fall plays and the rest of the Revolution enter the ring the Man in Black, still holding the 2NLW Scion title belt, slides out of the ring and he pulls a black bag from under the ring apron and he then picks up the cheese grater used earlier in the match and slides back in the ring as the rest of the Revolution help Bonito, who is shouting ‘I AM THE CHAMP! WOOO!’ repeatedly, out of the ring and head up the ramp.
The Man in Black pulls a pair of shackles with a pair of handcuffs attached to the center. He quickly shackles Baller’s legs and he then attaches the handcuff to the bar that he came down to the ring and then the bar rises and Baller is suddenly being raised in the air upside-down!
JR: “What is this guy doing?!”
RK:”I don’t know but I really doubt Baller will like it!”
Finally when Baller is suspended about four feet above the ring the Man in Black takes the cheese grater and nails Baller in the head with it and the blood pours out of Baller’s head like water from a faucet, he holds the 2NLW Scion title belt under the blood and then demands for a microphone.
MIB: “You wouldn’t pay me any attention in 2NLW so I came here and now you and none of these morons that worship you will forget my name…”
The Man in Black pulls the ski mask off and speaks.
TSJB: “…The Scorpion Jack Blade! Now who’s your daddy, BITCH?”
The Scorpion Jack Blade the blood stained belt over his head as X-WCW Starrcade: Revolution comes to a close.