4) War Cry Apr 8, 2018 0:03:17 GMT
Post by Cyberstrike on Apr 8, 2018 0:03:17 GMT
Reviewed by:Karlton B-Man
You know, usually, I don’t review alone. But thanks to Derrick getting wasted last night before the houseshow, I went at it with my cousin instead. Since my cousin aint even an internet columnist, you can do the math on how many of the authors of this site reviewed this house show.
Karl Baller vs TYO
KB and TYO start brawling before the bell rings. KB gets the upper hand with 2 right jabs and a left hook, then hits a quick enziguri that takes "The Young One" off of his feet. KB kips up and drops a couple boots to Sandy's stomach, then hits a senton splash on the former X-WCW Xtreme champion. He helps TYO up and goes for a body slam, but TYO reverses it and lands behind KB, then attempts and connects with a reverse DDT. TYO heads over to the turnbuckle and takes off the protecting padding. He waits for KB to get up and hits "Da Kid" with a slap to the face followed by a knee to the gut and pulls him by the head towards the turnbuckle.
To Karl Ballers dismay, his head gets smashed into the steel turnbuckle about six times, then gets thrown over the top rope. TYO follows KB out of the ring and helps KB up; he punches him with an European uppercut and picks him up in a suplex, then suplexes him onto the divider! The crowd winces at KB's pain as he falls into them, people begin to get from out of their chairs and move out of the way.
Sandy smirks and climbs into the ring then goes all the way to the other side. He waits a full minute before KB finally gets up, but holding his back. Without hesitation, Drake runs, jumps on the top rope and attempts a flying splash on KB, but Baller reverses it into a flap-jack onto the steel chairs!! The back of KB's head hits the chairs, but all of Sandy's body feels the steel as the two lie motionless in the crowd.
At 8:38, the two superstars finally get to their feet and trade punches. KB's face is bleeding from the damage towards his forehead from the steel turnbuckle shots earlier, but he still fights back. TYO hits a very hard left punch to KB's face that causes him to stagger back. KB grabs a chair and answers back with a shot to TYO's head that sends him to the ground. KB drops the chair and onto all fours as he catches his breath and thinks about what to do next. He gets up and helps TYO up, then tosses him over the barricade. "Da Kid" then uses the barricade as leverage and executes a springboard elbow drop.
At 10:42, both men have made it back on their feet and climb onto the ring apron. They trade punches until Sandy sends a well placed kick to the crowned jewels. TYO follows the kick up with a well placed even flow ddt off of the ring apron and onto the floor. The crowd chant "X-WCW" as the match continues. TYO finally gets up and sends some boots to Karl Ballers face, then pulls out a table from under the ring. He slides it into the ring and spots KB getting on all fours. TYO runs and kicks him in the lower back. Sandy then slides into the ring and sets up the table, then climbs out and rolls KB in. KB rolls and uses the table to help him stand and TYO charges at him only to get drop-toe-holded face first onto the wooden table.
KB staggers and helps TYO up, then rolls him onto the table. He does his "Baller pose" and climbs onto the top rope, then hits his "Number 1 Single" through the table!! The crowd chants the wrestling federations name as the referee goes for the pinfall count. 1...2...3, the street fight is over...finally!
Winner: Karl Baller @ 16:21
Autobot Jazz vs Jason Love vs The Real American
This triple threat match starts off with RA & Jason Love double-teaming AJ. The two rookies send alternating punches to the face, then a double kick to the stomach and a double ddt. When they get up, Love kicks RA in the kneecap and hits the ropes. When he comes back, he is taken down with a big boot from Real American. RA goes for the first pin of the match, but Love kicks out at two. RA helps Love up and sends some vicious head butts to him. As the two fight, AJ finally gets to both feet after the jumping he received. RA finishes head butting Jason Love and whips him to AJ, and AJ just back body drops him to complete the accidental double team. RA charges AJ with a shoulder block, but AJ takes the big guy down with a deep armdrag complete with an arm lock at. As the match continues, AJ has already let go of the arm lock and has been working on RA’s arm. AJ handstands and drops a knee on the injured arm of Real Americans. He goes for a pin, but Jason Love breaks it up. Love helps AJ up and sends some punches to the X-WCW vet’s face, then does a standing hurracarana to take him down. He waits and waits for Real American to get up, then takes him down with a running shinning wizard. Love then climbs to the top rope and goes for a splash on The Real American, but RA puts his knees up and lets Love crash on his knees. Love holds his stomach and rolls off as RA gets up. RA gets up and spots AJ doing the same. Autobot fakes a pain and staggers towards the ropes, letting RA charge at him. At the last second, RA drops down and pulls the rope, which forces the big guy to tumble out of the ring. Love starts to get up but is met with a kick to the gut and an Energon drainer by Autobot Jazz!! AJ pins him 1…2…3, and the match is over.
Winner: Autobot Jazz @ 6:32.
After AJ leaves ringside, Generation X members: Misled Youth, The Young One “Sandy Drake” and leader Seith Helloct come out of the curtains and head down the ramp. The crowd boos them as the slide into the ring, Helloct pulls out a microphone and speaks.
SH: *clapping* “All though you two lost, you showed the world why you are two of the best this company has to offer. That stupid a**, 300 year old boss of ours doesn’t understand that though and he is holding you two down. Now is the time to show him and the rest of X-WCW, you are the best. Join my band of ‘REAL’ wrestlers (crowd boo’s them) and lets go to the top together!
*Jason Love immeadeatly nods his head and goes to shake hands with SH. They pat his back and then look at Real American.*
SH: “Well, what about you?”
*Seith hands the microphone to Real American and he replies.*
RA: “No! I will never join your band of punks! I am a real American and I can b-“
*He is cut off by a vicious A.B.B. to the face by Sandy Drake. GX immediately start beating down poor Real American. When they finish, Seith picks up the microphone and lays one final message.*
SH: “This is what happens when you don’t join up with the future. Beware X-WCW, the future has arrived!!”
*GX leaves and EMTs come to help out Real American..
#1 Contender ship to the X-WCW IC Championship
Seith Helloct vs De'Si Nidea vs Sean Bryne vs Mitch Barker
This match starts off with Seith attacking Byrne while Barker misses a clothesline and is dropped by a spinning wheel kick from De'Si Nidea. DN quickly takes advantage of his downed opponent with some kicks to the top of the head, then a knee drop followed up. He helps the big guy up and gets behind him, then hits a running bulldog to take him back down. On the other side of the ring, Sean Byrne has Seith Helloct railing against the ropes. Sean hits 2 punches then goes for the turn around clothesline, but Byrne ducks it and hits a reverse russian leg-sweep on the rebound. He takes Byrne down and attempts a pinfall, but Byrne kicks out at two.
As the match goes on, De'Si Nidea has been using his agility to dominate his fight with Mitch Barker. Mitch catches 3 consecutive chops then attempts a cross body take-down. Thanks to the rookie mistake, Barker catches him and hits a fall away slam into the turnbuckle. Barker then jumps ontop of poor Nidea and starts biting his forehead. The fans boo as the referee begins the count. Barker lets go and looks up to see Byrne turning the tide against Seith Helloct.
Sean Byrne sends Helloct into the turnbuckle then shoulder tackles him. Helloct staggers off of the ropes and Byrne attempts the Final Cutter. Luckily, Byrne face rakes him from behind and hits a fast german suplex. On the other side of the ring, Barker drops Nidea with a Military Press. He then picks him up and puts him into the corner, climbs the second rope, and sinks his teeth into Nidea's face. The referee annoyingingly applies the count, but stops when he spots Helloct ko Byrne with the Even Flow DDT. Helloct attempts the pin while Barker is busy trying to eat Nidea's flesh. 1...2...3, its over!
Winner: Seith Helloct @ 9:59
Helloct gets the mic and challenges CB to a hellfire match at the next show. CB comes out of the curtains and has a mic of his own. He tells Seith to prepare a funeral for himself because he accepts the challenge. The show ends after the wrestlers leave the ring and THII says ‘goodnight and thank you’ to the crowd.