Post by Cyberstrike on Apr 8, 2018 0:04:27 GMT
Reviewed by:Da Playboy and Judge Turd
X-WCW Tag Team Championship Match
StarStorm (c) vs Misled Youth
Alec Lightstar and Chaz Sundance start things off with a collar to elbow lockup. Chaz throws a clothesline but Alec ducks it and hits a reverse neckbreaker. Alec hits the ropes, Chaz rolls under his feet, Alec floats over and comes off into a hip toss attempt by Chaz. Alec knees Chaz in the gut, puts one leg over Chaz head as he bends over in pain, jumps and nails a hurrincanrana. Alec goes for the pin 1-2-kickout! Alec picks Chaz up but Chaz thumbs Alec in the Eye, and shoots him into Trevors’s boot resting on the turnbuckle!
Chaz tags Trevor. Trevor gets the best of Alec for a few moments by isolating him in a Neutral corner.
Trevor then shoots Alec into the ropes, Alec ducks the waiting clothesline, comes off the opposite ropes and Nails a Flying Burrito on Trevor Moon’s forehead! Both men are down as the ref begins to count and their partners stretch out their hands in eager anticipation. As the ref nears 10 both men lunge and tag in their partners. Chaz ducks a punch attempt by Raven and punches him into the ropes. He shoots Raven off with an Irish whip, Raven ducks a clothesline attempt and hooks Chaz’s arm around his Neck, DARKSTORM RISING! 1….2…..3! Raven pins Chaz at 7:04
Winners: Starstorm @ 7:04
Iamarealamerican vs Nightmare
Both men start the match with a lock up and RA gets the advantage with a hard knee to the gut. He grounds Nightmare with some hard clubs to the back and the head on the early going. @ 2:03, Nightmare blocks a kick from RA and takes him down hard with a dragon whip. He hangs on to the leg with a leg lock and cranks it up real nice. @ 4:08, Nightmare makes RA fall down hard with a huge spin kick to the jaw and the crowd even chants ‘holy smokes’! Nightmare waits for RA to get up to deliver a kick, but he misses it and RA tackles him down on the mat. RA delivers some hard hitting punches to the face of Nightmare before the referee breaks it up. RA waits for Nightmare to get up, but before he does, Twiztid hunters make their way down the ring and attack both men.
Winners: DRAW @ 5:34
The Hunter brothers do a number on both Nightmare and RA while we see Seith slowly making his way into the ring. He has a night stick and smacks both RA and Nightmare over their heads before GX leaves the ringside area doing their dirty work.
6 Man Tag Team Match
Sven Havok, Sean Bryne and Karl Baller vs TYO, and Iron Hazzard
Things get Underway with Karl Baller starting off with TYO, KB comes out of the gate with a flying forearm nailing TYO. He shoots TYO into the ropes and nails a back bodydrop. He then picks up TYO and shoots him into the corner following a hard clothesline, he tags in Sean and descends the turnbuckle, Baller nails a top rope scissor kick! Iron Hazard step into the ring but Baller meets them through the ropes with a Flying Cross Body! All three Men go over the top rope!
On the Floor Iron Hazard start pummeling on Baller, Sven jumps off the Apron and grabs a chair, Sven slides into the ring! He Nails Sean with the chair! He pitches the chair outside to Iron Hazard as he drags TYO over Sean! Sven turns the ref around from trying to stop whats going on outside the ring, the Ref counts 1…2….3 as Iron hazard hits a spiked piledriver on Baller to the chair outside the ring!
Winners: TYO and Iron Hazzard @ 5:09
X-WCW Intercontineal Championship
Hellfire Match
Seith Helloct vs Christopher Back (c)
This one got off to a fast start, with Back being attacked by Seith whilst still making his entrance! After a suplex on the ramp, which made a crash so loud that I’ve been told the shockwave shattered the polar ice-caps, Seith rolled Chris into the ring and followed him, as the bell was rung and the apron burst into searing flames. (0:00) With Back in the corner, Seith mounted him for a ten-punch, but only got up to four before Chris reached up and slammed Helloct down to the mat with a Sit-down Powerbomb! While Seith recovered, C-Back took the time to remove not one, not two, but all three of the protective covers from one ring-post! What fiendish plan could he have in store, the audience wondered...and they’d have to keep wondering a while longer, as a refreshed Helloct simply flattened Back against the post with a Shoulder Block! The horror! Seith absorbed some negative vibes from the crowd before trying the same trick again – doesn’t he know that’s rarely a good idea? Well, if he didn’t then, he does now – Chris stepped out of the corner and caught Seith with a Drop Toe Hold at the last moment, smacking Helloct’s face against the exposed top...then the exposed middle...and finally the exposed bottom! OMG! It’d be dramatic were it not so funny! (2:14) Both men took their time getting up, before engaging in a fistfight where each blow was powerful enough to knock the recipient almost to the ropes, fuelling the crowd’s anticipation further. After a few fist-trades, Back managed to duck one of Seith’s, and dropkicked his stunned opponent...who tumbled into the ropes...and flipped right over them without touching the flames! C-Back shrugged in disappointment...then launched himself over the ropes into a Diving Cross Body! Which Helloct caught! And downed Back with a brutish Powerslam on the outside! Bah gawd, the carnage! (3:56) Seith continued his mad rampage by pulling the cover off the commentator’s table – why are they even there if it’s a house show? – and grabbed one of the monitors, intending to smack Chris’ prone form with it...but Back wasn’t out of it, and managed to rake the eyes of Seith, who dropped the monitor and stumbled away...only for Back to grab that same monitor and nail Helloct right between the eyes with it! Glass flies everywhere! Seith is busted open! And so is Back, in a way, since the broken glass cut his thumb a bit. Dangerous business, this wrestling lark, what? Checking under the ring, Chris finds one of his favourite toys – a kendo stick! With nTo stickers on it and everything! He raises it aloft and yells at the crowd, who don’t respond too kindly to big sweaty guys insulting them. Chris turns…and finds Seith up on one knee, blood dribbling down his face, sneering and daring Chris to bring his ‘Sexy Back’ (LOL!) over here. Chris responds most eloquently with a running swing – which Helloct counters by KICKING THE DAMN KENDO STICK IN HALF! SMELL THE AWESOMENESS! Back can’t believe it! Neither can the audience! Hell, even Seith can barely comprehend what happened! Mind you, he recovers quickly enough to hoist Back up with an, er, Back Suplex (right name for that move, huh?) and dropped Chris with his skull smacking viciously off the safety railing! (5:12) Both competitors have a nap for a few moments, before Seith drags himself up and pulls one of the ring steps from its moorings. He looms over Back, rears up, and drops the steps edge-first – but Back rolls out of the way, hops up, delivers a knee to the midsection, then gives Helloct a facebuster onto those very steps he dropped! Not willing to give Seith the time to recover, Chris pulled him up by the hair and dragged him back over to that convenient commentary table I mentioned earlier, smacking Seith’s face on it once before stealing the chair from under Terri Hotbody 2 – who falls on her rather lovely butt as a result – then swings and FORCIBLY SANDWICHES SEITH’S UGLY HEAD BETWEEN CHAIR AND TABLE! Oh, the pain! (8:22) Tossing the chair away, Back made the sign for the Overdrive – nobody’s really sure what it looks like, but it’s really cool, right? – and rolled Seith’s limp body on top of the table before following him up. Chris looks around at the baying crowd, and holds Seith’s head between his legs...hooks the arms...braces...and SEITH LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER! SO FAR OVER THAT BACK’S LEG CATCHES THE APRON! AND HE’S ON FIRE! BACK’S PANTS ARE ON FIRE! THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL! The bell is rung as Seith collapses, grinning through his crimson mask, whilst numerous parameds spray extinguishers at Chris’s pants!
Winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Seith Helloct @ 9:37
After the match is over, CB and the paramedics exit the ringside area. THII, who is wearing a santa suit thanks the fans for coming. But before we leave, she announces that the arena people around us will give us some freebies. Well, me and Judge Turd here got some free stuff alright. We got a free X-WCW program magazine and a Iamarealamerican t-shirt...like we NEEDED that shirt...ugh.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!