Post by Cyberstrike on Apr 2, 2018 18:10:48 GMT
***The PPV begins with footage of someone slowly walking on a highway as a voiceover speaks.
VO: “Life, no one knows where it will take us”
The footage shows Divebomb handing the Ultimate X-WCW World Title to Eamon X before raising his arm.
VO: “Is it all in decisions that guide us? Or does fate play a bigger role dictating which path we will travel?”
The footage shows Divebomb putting the contract on top of the hook in the King of the Mountain match. It shifts into Eamon X pinning Cane Deathscream to retain the title.
VO: “Which course we will be taking, what twists we must endure?”
The footage shifts into a black and white scene of Eamon and Divebomb going nose to nose.
VO: “One thing is for certain, there is no certainty…no way to know”
We see the footage of Divebomb blasting Cane in the face with the chair. The footage goes on again to show a colored version of Eamon and Divebomb in a staredown.
The footage fades to black for a while before returning to see Tempest holding a sledgehammer infront of a groggy Reaper.
VO: “And everything can change in an instant”
With that said, Tempest is seen hitting Reaper over the head with the sledgehammer, causing Reaper to fall into the 6 feet grave. Before the scene fades, Tempest is seen holding the TV title up in the air.
VO: “In a flash, the things you hold close can disappear. Vanished like a lost thought.”
The footage shows D-Extreme and Cyberstrike raising each other’s hand in the middle of the ring during the first X-WCW show. The scene shifts into Cyberstrike smirking at the stage while we see a fallen D-Ex inside the ring.
VO: “Life long trust can turn on you. Blood can betray you, and the future you foresaw, GONE.”
D-Ex is shown helping Cyberstrike up and then it skips into D-Ex smashing the nTo kendo stick on the head of CS. The scene shifts into CS delivering the breakdown on D-Ex and get a close up of D-Ex bloodied up as he is lying on the mat. A photo of the two holding the ACW tag team titles are shown before it gets torn up by someone. That someone is revealed to be CS after the camera zooms out. The footage fades to black.
VO: “Tonight is a pivotal point where paths collide”
We go back to see the X-WCW stage filling up with fireworks and stage pyros. The scene shifts and shows the various X-WCW superstars who are entering the Royal Bash. While we see them flashing on our monitors we get a soundbite from the various X-WCW announcers.
JR: “The 30 men royal bash”
CR: “30 men will collide for one goal and one goal only”
RK: “Who is gonna come out and face the champ at Starcadde?!”
VO: “And while some men’s dream will be shattered, no one’s lives will ever be the same again”
The footage shows the various eliminations that took place in last year’s Royal Bash.
VO: “One moment can change everything.”
The footage shifts into a black and white scene of Tony Bonito winning the bash.
VO: “Tonight, fate will rear his head”
The footage shows Rage hitting Xille with a chair.
VO: “Destiny will play his card”
We see D-Ex and CS in the ring staring down on each other.
VO: “The road to starcadde has opened once again….”
The video shifts into the X-WCW logo.
VO: “The X-WCW, sponsored by Locust Pie’s incorporated presents…ROYAL BASH 2!!!”***
We go to ringside as “Remedy” by cold plays at the PA Systems. The fireworks go off to start this PPV live at the Highburry Stadium. The camera pans over to the announce table nearby the entrance ramp with James Russell and Randal King.
JR: “Welcome everyone to the biggest X-WCW event this month! Welcome to Royal Bash 2! Hello everybody this is James Russell alongside Randal King and we are live at the Highburry Stadium!”
RK: “The fans here in England are hyped up, JR!!!”
JR: “I am hyped up as well for this event, King. Tonight, 30 men will compete in the ring for the Ultimate X-WCW World Title shot at Starcadde Xtreme. We will have a good time watching that along with the rest of the matches here.”
RK: “If I was allowed to wrestle again, I would enter that match, JR! But then again its been 15 years since I stepped into the squared circle.”
X-WCW TV Championship
Tempest © vs Judge Death
JR: “Our next match here at The Royal Bash ought to be a beauty, Randal!”
RK: “That’s right, James: Judge Death is getting a TV Title shot against the human bulldozer known as Tempest! But will his 100 pound frame be able to withstand the Australian giant’s onslaught?”
JR: “We’re about to find out!”
RK: “As always, here’s the lovely Terri!”
A moment later, “Out of the Silent Planet” hits, and Judge Death makes his entrance to a mixed response.
TH: “The following contest is set for one fall, and is for the X-WCW Television Title! Introducing first: the challenger, from Deadworld, near Glasgow in Scotland – JUDGE DEATH!”
The ‘tweener response continues as Judge Death enters the ring.
And a few moments later, “Step Up” hits, and Tempest makes his entrance to a loud chorus of boos.
TH: “And his opponent: from Australia, he is the reigning and defending X-WCW TV Champion – The Human Bulldozer, TEMPEST!”
Upon reaching the ring, Tempest eyeballs Judge Death, and with a shout of “I…. SMELL…. MASSACRE!”, he enters the ring.
The referee takes the TV Title belt and holds it up before handing it to Terri. She leaves the ring, then the referee calls for the bell to commence the match.
Tempest and JD lock up in the centre of the ring, but Tempest throws JD off him and to the ground as if he was nothing. This doesn’t stop JD, though: he gets right back up and ties up with Tempest once more, but the result is identical.
As JD rises again, Tempest grabs him in a front face lock, dropping him into a quick DDT. Tempest goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “Judge Death, despite his slim frame, is never to be underestimated!”
JD gets to his feet, but once more, Tempest goes on the attack. Tempest whips JD into the right ropes, attempting to clothesline him on the rebound. JD, however, ducks this, and after rebounding off the left ropes, he runs behind Tempest, locking him in one of his signature moves: the Hard To Swallow.
JR: “My God! I’ve seen Judge Death using this move on the independent wrestling circuit, and I must say that no one there has EVER escaped this hold!”
RK: “Tempest is a big and powerful man, though, so he has a better chance of doing that than most people!”
After holding Tempest for about 30 seconds, JD manages to bring him to his knees. But Tempest doesn’t stay down for long: with a surge of energy, he gets back to his feet, grabbing JD’s legs and piggybacking him. Tempest runs backwards into the back right turnbuckles, sandwiching JD in the process. Tempest turns around to deliver a couple of hard kicks to the chest of JD. JD is down on the corner as Tempest backs off and charges with a running knee charge that hits on the throat of Judge Death.
JR: “My god that was a hard move to take. Infact, someone ring the bell, this guy aint fighting right!”
RK: “I don’t see the referee calling for the bell, JR. Its all legal here.”
Tempest picks up Judge Death and whips him into the ropes. Tempest catches JD and levels him with a spinning spinebuster.
JR: “Shades of Arn Anderson there by Tempest. Now he sends JD to the corner.”
With the wind knocked out of JD, Tempest capitalizes on this with a 10-second boot choke in the corner, which JD manages to break with a stiff kick to Tempest’s right knee. And while Tempest is smarting from that, JD bounds to the top turnbuckle, hitting a Buff Bagwell-style Blockbuster on Tempest once he straightens his stance.
JD goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “It’s not over yet!”
JD gets up, and waits for Tempest to rise. While this happens, Tidal – with a steel chair in tow – runs out to the ring from backstage.
JR: “That’s Tidal! What business does he have in this match?”
RK: “Well, there has been some friction between him and Judge Death lately, so this could be interesting!”
And inside the ring, JD has Tempest in a headlock. He brings Tempest to the left ropes, and Tidal mounts the ring apron, lifting the chair in a stabbing position, to hit JD. However, JD pulls Tempest right into the path of the chair, and as a result, the top of the chair hits Tempest right in his throat.
JR: “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! Tidal might have just cost Tempest the TV Title!”
RK: “That blow was meant for Judge Death! I’m sure of it!”
Tidal realises his error and jumps off the ring apron. With Tempest now struggling to even breathe, JD prepares for his own Touch Of Death, hitting Tempest with it and going for the final pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! NEW CHAMPION!”
JR: “And another new TV for Cyberstrike to buy!”
The bell rings, but before the referee can hand JD the belt, Tidal storms the ring again, hitting JD with a VERY stiff chair shot to the head and laying him out in the ring!
JR: “If I were Terri, I wouldn’t bother to announce the winner, since Tidal’s in a VERY foul mood!”
RK: “And I just can’t stand to see a young woman get hurt!”
JR: “Neither can I, Randal. Neither can I.”
RK: “Well, James, that was a short and shocking match-up.”
JR: “It was, but there are MANY more matches on our card tonight, including the 30-man Royal Bash itself!”
RK: “Stay tuned for that!”
The Loser leaves the X-WCW
Cane Deathscream vs Depth Charge
JR: “OK then, Ladies and Gentlemen: it’s time for the power struggle between Cane Deathscream and Depth Charge to end. This could have serious ramifications for the match between Divebomb and Eamon X later tonight, Randal!”
RK: “It sure can, James! If Cane actually loses this match, it makes you wonder who the special referee will be in that very match!”
JR: “I’d presume that Depth Charge would take over that particular duty if he’s the one who has to leave!”
RK: “I guess so, but would he do it as fairly as Cane would?”
JR: “Oh please.”
RK: “Ah, whatever!”
“Deadly Game” hits, and Cane Deathscream comes out to a loud chorus of boos.
TH: “The following is a Loser Leaves X-WCW Match! It is scheduled for one fall….”
But suddenly, Cane points at Terri Hotbody, shouting “FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!” at her.
TH: “And with an added stipulation: Falls Count Anywhere! Making his way to the ring: he is the X-WCW General Manager – CANE DEATHSCREAM!”
Just as Cane reaches the ring, Depth Charge jumps over the safety barrier on the rear side, charging at Cane and attacking him!
JR: “BAH GAWD! Depth Charge didn’t want to wait to be introduced!”
RK: “Why would you want to wait for anything when your job’s on the line?”
JR: “All right. I take your point!”
RK: “And Cane’s taking a pounding!”
Sure enough, DC unleashes a flurry of punches and stomps on Cane, eventually taking him down. DC then grabs Cane by his hair, bringing him to his feet and back toward the ring.
DC enters the ring himself, and once Cane is standing in the ring, the bell rings to officially start the match. DC tries to capitalise on his earlier attacks by attempting a crucifix pin on Cane, bringing him down and causing the referee to start the count.
RK: “1…. 2…. Cane rolls out of it!”
JR: “And Cane’s lifting him up! What raw, animalistic power!”
Cane rolls over onto his knees to escape the pinning predicament, and he succeeds in lifting DC up in the process. Cane then drops DC with a modified Samoan drop before making a pin attempt of his own.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Depth Charge needed to dig deep to escape that!”
DC gets up, and Cane whips him to the left ropes. On DC’s rebound, Cane goes for a boot to the face, but DC catches it with his hands. However, Cane turns it into an Enziguri kick, taking DC to the mat quickly.
With DC down, Cane goes for a blatant choke on DC. The referee tries to break the hold, but Cane retorts by saying “Just remember who’s paying your salary, boy!”, and the referee backs off.
JR: “Now that should NOT be happening, Randal.”
RK: “Cane’s the GM! If the ref calls for a DQ, Cane will just overrule it!”
JR: “And you think that’s fair and just?”
RK: “I never said that!”
Cane releases the chokehold, allowing DC to get up. Once he does, both men tie up in the centre of the ring, but the much larger Cane is able to gain a quick strength advantage, shoving DC right into the right rear corner.
Cane follows this up with a running back elbow attempt, but it misses its mark as DC moves to his left at the last second. Cane bounces off the turnbuckles, only to be met with a snap suplex from DC.
DC springs to his feet, walking up behind Cane and locking in a cobra clutch. His ring positioning – right in the centre – is perfect.
JR: “This could be it! Cane could be leaving us forever if he taps out to this!”
RK: “But you should never underestimate Cane’s height advantage! He may well be able to break out of this yet!”
DC keeps the hold locked on. Thirty seconds pass, and the referee lifts up Cane’s free hand. Once it falls, the ref counts “ONE!”.
A few seconds later, Cane’s hand is lifted once more, and it falls once more, with the ref counting “TWO!”.
And a few seconds after that, Cane’s hand is lifted into the air again, but this time, it does not fall. Instead, Cane elbows DC in his midsection six times, causing DC to finally break the hold.
Now free, Cane gets to his feet, whipping DC to the front ropes. On DC’s rebound, Cane knocks him right down with a thunderous clothesline, than he capitalises with three successive elbow drops. He goes for another pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
RK: “Depth Charge is determined to remain employed here! As is Cane!”
JR: “You’re not wrong there! Cane’s right on his game tonight!”
RK: “And it’s far from over!”
DC and Cane get up, and Cane tries to whip DC into the ropes once more, but DC reverses it. Cane rebounds off the right ropes to be met with a stiff superkick from DC, but this fails to take the bigger man off his feet. So DC goes for a running elbow smash, which also has a minimal effect on Cane.
Unable to stop himself in time, DC bounces off the right ropes and falls on his back. Once Cane sees this, he signals for a chokeslam, and once DC gets up, Cane hits the move with authority!
JR: “GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! That chokeslam must’ve measured on the Richter Scale!”
RK: “I definitely felt it from here!”
With a shout of “I’M NOT THROUGH YET!”, Cane picks DC up off the mat, lifting him into a snake eyes position, walking across to the left side of the ring, and throwing him right over the ropes to the floor!
DC lies motionless on the floor outside the ring.
JR: “Poor Depth Charge can’t possibly take much more of this, Randal.”
RK: “Though he is an in-ring veteran, James, so he might have a few tricks up his sleeve yet!”
Cane mounts the left rear turnbuckle, preparing for a huge splash on DC, but he waits a fraction too long to pull it off as DC – in a desperate move – rolls to his left. Cane crashes right into the safety barrier, knocking the wind out of him and bringing him to his knees.
But DC is in no condition to take an immediate advantage of the situation. He too is still down and hurt, and as a result, the referee starts the mandatory 10-count: “1………… 2………… 3………… 4…………”
Before the referee reaches 5, Cane gets up. He walks over to the fallen DC slowly, crouching over him and preparing to deliver some stiff blows to his head. However, as Cane prepares to deliver the first punch, DC reaches up to Cane’s face, and attempts to unmask him!
JR: “Depth Charge is going for Cane’s mask!”
RK: “HELP! HELP! I’m having a WWE flashback here!”
JR: “STOP IT!”
RK: “Sorry!”
DC’s unmasking attempt is in vain as Cane retaliates with several VERY stiff blows to DC.
Cane then stands up, bringing the semi-conscious DC to his feet and taking him up to the stage. Cane then takes DC to the front edge of the stage, setting him up for the Raising Cane powerbomb. Cane executes the move, dropping DC right off the edge, onto a stack of tables ten feet below.
The referee makes his way to the “drop zone”, and Cane jumps down to make the pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. 3! What a sadistic beating that was!”
RK: “And what an ending to the career of Depth Charge!”
JR: “Cane is on a rampage, and I strongly doubt he’ll call the Ultimate World Title match down the middle!”
RK: “Never mind that right now: we may as well start singing the goodbye song!”
JR: “Please don’t….”
RK: “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!”
With the bell having sounded, Terri makes the announcement to a very angry audience.
TH: “Here’s your winner – CANE DEATHSCREAM!”
The fans launch into a deafening “Deathscream SUCKS!” chant as Cane picks up the unconscious DC. Carrying him over his right shoulder, Cane heads for a dumpster in the backstage area. He opens the dumpster and lifts Depth Charge up in his arms in a military press.
CD: “Good riddance to bad rubbish!”
With that, Cane throws Depth Charge in the dumpster and shuts it close.
JR: “No sports entertainer should have to suffer such an indignant end to his or her long career!”
RK: “Still, I guess there wasn’t enough room in this company for the both of them!”
JR: “Maybe so, but if I were Divebomb or Eamon X right now, I’d be running scared!”
RK: “I know I would! Cane’s on a roll, and it looks like no one on Earth is going to stop him!”
JR: “You may be right there.”
RK: “We’ll be back in a moment!”
X-WCW U.S. Heavyweight Championship
Tidal vs Blaster (c)
TH: “The following X-WCW US title match is scheduled for one fall.”
JR: “Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. To those who just tuned in to our PPV spectacular, the upcoming match will be between Tidal and Blaster. This is gonna be for the X-WCW US Heavyweight Title.”
RK: “Both men have a history with each other, we cant deny that JR.”
The Highburry stadium goes pitch black for a while before the blue floodlights start circling around the arena. The pyros explode as a guitar riff starts to play.
“Why did I have to go and meet somebody like you?”
”Why do you have to go and hurt somebody like me?”
”How could you do somebody like that, “
”You know that I'm never coming back.”
“Boiler” plays at the speakers while the flood lights stop for a while before slowly swirling towards the stage to show Tidal standing there. The crowd gives the England native a good round of cheers.
TH: “Introducing the challenger, weighing in at 274 pounds, hailing from England, TIDAL!!!”
Tidal enters the ring and raises both arms to the crowd who continue to cheer. The floodlights stop following him as it turns off. Suddenly, a voice is heard in the PA Systems.
“HEAR ME NOOOOOWWWWW!!!”
The stage pyros explode as “Imperium” plays on the speakers. Blaster comes out with a positive response as well while he enters the stage. He holds the US title on one hand and slowly raises it in the air before walking down the aisle.
TH: “Introducing his opponent, from the United Kingdom. He is the X-WCW US Heavyweight Champion…BLASTER!!!”
JR: “Here comes the US champ, King!”
RK: “Yeah and I know it is about time for him to get dethroned! HAHAHA!”
Blaster slides in the ring and goes to the top rope to pose for the crowd. He goes down and gives the belt to the referee. The referee gives the belt to the timekeeper before calling both men to the center of the ring. The referee starts the match as the bell rings. Blaster extends his hand to Tidal but Tidal just shows his middle finger to his former friend before both men lock up.
JR: “Both men lock up in the center of the ring and Tidal quickly applies an armwrench to Blaster. Blaster spins around to reverse the maneuver but Tidal kicks him in the gut before Blaster could turn the tide around.”
RK: “Blaster is in trouble now.”
Blaster hits Tidal on the face with a couple of elbows to let himself go and bounces off the ropes. Blaster charges at Tidal but Tidal catches him and takes him down with a overhead belly to belly suplex. Blaster helps himself up using the ropes but as he turns around, Tidal clotheslines him out of the ring.
JR: “Tidal just shot Blaster over the ropes with that clothesline. Such raw power being displayed by this guy in the early going.”
RK: “The scary part is, I don’t think Tidal is done with Blaster yet.”
Tidal goes to the outside and picks up Blaster. Blaster surprises him with a couple of punches to the face to send Tidal groggy. Blaster raises one of his hands and looks at it before leveling Tidal with the said hand. Blaster shakes the hand he used to clock Tidal before he picks him up and sends him back to the ring. Both men are back in the ring as the referee counted to 6. Blaster is on the top rope and waits for Tidal to get up. Tidal gets to his feet and Blaster launches himself from the top rope to connect with a flying back elbow smash on Tidal.
JR: “Both men are down after Blaster hit that back elbow on Tidal.”
RK: “Correction, Blaster is up, unfortunately.”
Blaster is the first to get to his feet and picks up Tidal to send him to the ropes. Tidal reverses the whip and sends Blaster instead. Blaster leapfrogs over Tidal and bounces off the other end to take Tidal down with a running bulldog. Blaster hooks the leg for a pin 1…Tidal get a shoulder up. Tidal and Blaster get up at the same time but Tidal kicks him to the gut and slams him to the mat with a snap suplex. Blaster is picked up by Tidal and Tidal goes to a standing switch and delivers an overhead belly to back suplex that sends Blaster to the other end of the ring.
RK: “Man!!! Tidal right now is on the zone with those suplexes.”
Tidal slowly does a slit throat pose before approaching Blaster. Blaster gets up and kicks Tidal to the gut and lands a DDT. Both men are down as the referee does the 10 count. Blaster gets up as the referee counts to 8 and he picks up Tidal. Blaster backs Tidal to the top rope and delivers a couple of kicks to the mid-section. Blaster sits Tidal on the top turnbuckle before he goes for a superplex. Tidal attempts to stop him with some punches to the gut. Blaster climbs up to the top turnbuckle looking to hook Tidal with a firmer headlock for the superplex, but his strategy fails as before he could hook Tidal up, Tidal smacks him hard with a right hand on the face. Tidal shoves Blaster aside, hence Blaster crashes and burn to the outside of the ring.
Crowd: “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
JR: “BAH GAWD! Blaster just crashed to the outside.”
Tidal slowly goes back to the ring before sliding to the outside where a motionless Blaster lies. Tidal picks up Blaster and rolls him back to the ring. Tidal gets in the ring and picks up Blaster, he delivers a T-Bone suplex to the US champ before pinning him. The referee starts to count 1….2…Blaster miraculously gets a shoulder up to the delight of the fans.
JR: “Blaster gets his shoulder up after that T-Bone.”
RK: “WHAT?! NO WAY!”
Tidal gets ticked off and does not believe the count. He agues with the referee for a while before he picks up Blaster. Blaster gets a kick to the gut, but he fights back with a punch to the face of Tidal. Tidal and Blaster go at it momentarily with an exchange of punches before Blaster blocks a punch from Tidal and delivers a hard punch that sends Tidal reeling. Blaster connects with a running clothesline and waits for Tidal to get up as he stalks him.
JR: “Blaster just got a burst of energy here King!”
RK: “Damn it! He got lucky the ref didn’t count that fast, Tidal should be the new champ by now!”
Tidal gets up and Blaster sets him up for the Deep Impact. Tidal ,however, smacks Blaster to the side of the head with an elbow strike and grabs him for a belly to belly suplex. Tidal and Blaster get up the same time and Blaster tries to punch Tidal. Tidal ducks and goes behind Blaster for a belly to back suplex. Blaster lands on his feet and is now behind Tidal for a quick roll up pin.
JR: “Blaster rolls Tidal up 1…2…NO! Tidal kicks out of the quick pin.”
RK: “Blaster is not gonna steal this match away from Tidal. That is what I know.”
Blaster gets up and charges at Tidal but Tidal sees him and delivers a flap jack. Blaster lands flat on the mat as Tidal goes over to the nearest corner and does something to the top turnbuckle. He takes off the padding of the turnbuckle and throws it to the crowd before he goes over the blaster. He sends Blaster to the corner but Blaster blocks it and kicks Tidal to the gut. Blaster sends Tidal to the paddles corner where Tidal hits his back to the steel buckle of the corner. Tidal stumbles forward while holding his back and into the clutches of Blaster who delivers a sidewalk slam.
JR: “It seems Tidal’s plan just backfired on him! Ha, good for him.”
Blaster wastes no time and slaps on the wall of tears on Tidal. Tidal yells in pain and tries to fight off the move. He attempts to go towards the nearest ropes but Blaster drags him to the center of the ring. Soon, Tidal starts tapping out and the ref sounds the bell.
TH: “Winner by submission and STILL X-WCW US Heavyweight champion, BLASTER.”
Blaster’s music plays and he finally lets go of the move. The referee presents the title to Blaster who raises the US belt in the air in celebration.
JR: “The challenger did everything he can do to win, but Blaster proved why he was the US champ as he overcame all odds to retain his title.”
RK: “Overcame the odds? I think he just got lucky tonight. Nice showing by Tidal, and I know that guy will go to better heights here in the X-WCW. Such a shame tonight aint the kids night. Victory slipped from his hands, but the next time he will face Blaster, he will be ready to beat the hell outta the blast man.”
X-WCW goes to a brief commercial break as Blaster leaves ringside with his title.
X-WCW World Tag-Team Championship
PowerBomb vs The Outcasts(c)
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and we go to the announce table with Russell and King.
JR: “What a colossal World Tag Team title match this one’s going to be, Randal!”
RK: “Don’t get me wrong, James: as much as I like The Outcasts’ style, I have a hunch that PowerBomb are due for a big win tonight!”
JR: “We’ll find out soon enough!”
RK: “Here’s the lovely Terri Hotbody!”
“Rollin’” hits, and PowerBomb – sporting nTo T-shirts – make their way out. The fans boo them loudly as they stride menacingly toward the ring.
TH: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the X-WCW World Tag Team Championships! Introducing first: representing the nTo, the team of Powermaster and Bombshell – POWERBOMB!”
The two giant men enter the ring, giving each other a Wolfpac-style gesture.
JR: “Just look at them, Randal. Two of Cyberstrike’s biggest lackeys, apart from that damn Cane Deathscream!”
RK: “It always helps to have powerful friends in this business, James!”
JR: “Having friends in sports entertainment is one thing, but the brown-nosing some of these guys will do to advance their position quite frankly makes me sick!”
RK: “Someone get this man a doggy bag!”
Then, “Wherever I May Roam” hits, and The Outcasts make their way out to the stage to a mixed response.
TH: “And their opponents: they are the reigning and defending X-WCW World Tag Team Champions. The team of Daedelus and Otacon – THE OUTCASTS!”
Terri makes a hasty exit from the ring as both Daedelus and Otacon storm the ring, removing their title belts and quickly engaging their nTo opponents. Daedelus and Bombshell exchange punches for several moments, as do Otacon and Powermaster.
Before long, Daedelus and Bombshell take each other out of the ring and to the floor, leaving Otacon and Powermaster as the legal men. The referee moves into position, and the bell rings to officially start the match.
As Daedelus and Bombshell finally make their way to their respective corners, Otacon and Powermaster continue to exchange blows on the inside. Otacon then whips Powermaster into the back ropes, and on Powermaster’s rebound, Otacon attempts a boot to the face. Powermaster ducks this, and after rebounding off the front ropes, Powermaster takes Otacon down with a stiff shoulder tackle.
But Otacon doesn’t stay down for long. While Powermaster poses for the crowd, giving “nTo 4 Life” gestures, Otacon stands up, walking up behind Powermaster and tapping him on the shoulder. Powermaster turns around, only to be met with a kick to the groin, followed by Otacon’s trademark move – The Final Impact!
JR: “THIS COULD BE IT! This could be one of the shortest title defences in X-WCW history!”
RK: “Not if Bombshell has anything to say about it!”
Otacon goes for the pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Bombshell broke it up, just as I expected!”
As the referee orders Bombshell out of the ring, Otacon and Powermaster start to brawl again, and after a moment or two, Powermaster whips Otacon into the front left corner, following it up with a thunderous corner splash! Then another. And another.
However, when Powermaster goes for his fourth corner splash, he misses his mark. Otacon drops to his right, causing Powermaster to crash awkwardly into the turnbuckle. As Powermaster stumbles back from the impact, Otacon manages to tag Daedelus into the match, and Daedelus climbs the turnbuckles for a high-risk manoeuvre. Once Powermaster turns to face Daedelus, Daedelus jumps off and hits a hard clothesline on him, taking Powermaster down. Daedelus goes for the pin.
RK: “1…. 2…. And Bombshell breaks it up again!”
JR: “No surprises there, of course.”
As the referee orders Bombshell to leave the ring once more, Daedelus continues his attack on Powermaster. He locks Powermaster in a crossface chickenwing hold on the mat, and the referee runs to their position to see if Powermaster wants to tap out.
JR: “What a surprise move by Daedelus there!”
RK: “Well, he IS the man of 1001 + 2 holds, so you shouldn’t be THAT surprised!”
Daedelus keeps the hold firmly locked in for another 30 seconds, but Powermaster shows no signs of submitting. Instead, and with a sudden burst of strength, Powermaster manages to turn on his stomach, bringing Daedelus with him. He then gets on all fours, and with Daedelus hanging on for dear life, he makes it to his feet! Powermaster then backs himself and Daedelus into the back left corner, knocking the wind out of Daedelus and enabling Powermaster to tag the fresh man – Bombshell – into the match-up.
Bombshell rushes right into the corner, nailing Daedelus with several stiff chest chops, each one being accompanied by a loud “WHOOOO!” from the audience.
Bombshell then whips Daedelus into the front right corner, following up the move with a running clothesline. Stunned by this move, Daedelus stumbles into the middle of the ring, where Bombshell waits to nail a snap DDT on him. Bombshell goes for a pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. Otacon breaks it up!”
RK: “See? It works both ways!”
JR: “Congratulations, Randal! You win The Duh Award!”
RK: “I aim to please, James! HA!”
The referee orders Otacon out of the ring, and Bombshell brings Daedelus to his feet. Bombshell hooks both of Daedelus’ arms, and hits a stiff double underhook suplex on him.
And on the outside, Powermaster sneaks around to Otacon’s corner, and with Otacon standing on the ring apron and facing the ring, Powermaster hits Otacon from behind with a stiff low blow. This brings Otacon right to the floor, and Powermaster capitalises on this with a succession of punches and stomps.
Back in the ring, Bombshell stands over the downed Daedelus, motioning for a chokeslam. Oddly enough, Powermaster does the same on the outside.
JR: “Are we gonna see them? Are we gonna see stereo chokeslams?”
RK: “We just might! And after that, they’re going to put the powerbomb in PowerBomb, I’ll bet!”
Sure enough, both of the nTo members wait for their respective opponents to rise, and once they do, Powermaster and Bombshell hit a pair of perfectly synchronised chokeslams on Otacon and Daedelus.
RK: “YIKES! And I thought Cane’s effort on the now-unemployed Depth Charge was a real Earth shaker!”
JR: “And it appears PowerBomb are NOT done yet!”
Both Powermaster and Bombshell bring their winded opponents up to their feet again, and with equally good timing, they hit stereo powerbombs on Otacon and Daedelus. Bombshell goes for the pinfall, and the referee – who has kept his eyes on the ring the entire time – makes the count.
JR: “1…. 2…. 3! We have new World Tag Team Champions!”
RK: “And with the HIGHEST possible authority, I might add!”
JR: “I’m sure PowerBomb will enjoy those little bonuses that Cyberstrike is slipping them!”
RK: “You do realise that you could be fired for saying that, don’t you?”
JR: “Ah shut up.”
RK: “Here’s Terri!”
The bell rings to end the match, and Terri announces the winners from ringside.
TH: “Here are your winners – and the NEW X-WCW World Tag Team Champions – POWERBOMB!”
The referee hands the belts to Powermaster and Bombshell, much to the chagrin of the crowd. However, their victory celebrations are very short lived as Raven Darkstorm and Vanth Dreadstar – StarStorm – come out of the crowd and attack them from behind!
JR: “It’s StarStorm! What on Earth are they doing attacking PowerBomb?”
RK: “I wish I knew, but I’d say they want a shot at the titles that PowerBomb just won!”
As PowerBomb and StarStorm brawl in the ring, the defeated Daedelus and Otacon make their way to the stage, only to be intercepted by AutobotJazz and SciFiMan – The Final Frontier – who come from the crowd and attack them!
RK: “And now the beaten Outcasts are under attack!”
JR: “I’m at a loss to explain these sudden attacks myself!”
RK: “Let’s hope that we get some answers at the next Warzone!”
JR: “Or Nitro. Which returns soon, I might add!”
The fights continue, and a number of security guards and X-WCW support staff try – in vain – to break up the fights!
JR: “This is ugly stuff!”
RK: “It is, but I still love it!”
JR: “I just KNEW you’d say that!”
RK: “And there’s much more to come, including the Royal Bash itself, and our HUGE Ultimate World Title match between Divebomb and Eamon X! Stay with us!”
X-WCW Xtreme Championship
Ultimate X match
Xille vs Ignavus vs R.E. Rage (c)
We go back to the X-WCW PPV, Royal Bash 2 as we see the Ultimate X structure already prepared for the next match.
JR: “Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. During the commercial break, the production crew finally placed the ropes and the belt to prepare for the first Ultimate X match here in the X-WCW. TNA owner Jerry Jarrett was excited to agree to us borrowing the match that he even told Cyberstrike and the rest of the X-WCW brass to call him anytime to use it.”
RK: “I guess that goes to show you, Cyberstrike gots the connections.”
TH: “The following match is scheduled for one fall. It will be for the X-WCW Xtreme Championship Title and it will be in an ULTIMATE X MATCH! The person who would go across the cable and get the belt from it will be the winner of this match. Using anything at your disposal to get the belt is allowed, using a ladder, however is not allowed.”
RK: “That seems to be a very interesting stipulation. No ladder means they either need one hell of a jumping ability or just need to climb the poles and then use the ropes and get the title. These 3 will get their win the hard way.”
“High Wire Escape Artists” plays and Xille comes out the stage and starts to jump up and down. Looking all pumped up, he sprints towards the ring and slides in.
TH: “Introducing first, he hails from Lancaster, Ohio. XILLE!!!”
JR: “Every time he enters the X-WCW stage, he looks so pumped up! The crowd here at the new Wembley Stadium are in total support of this youngster.”
RK: “I think the reason he is so hyper is he is taking too much sugar on his coffee whenever he drinks backstage.”
“Clint Eastwood” hits the PA, Ignavus is seen at the top of the stage, and he makes a big over exaggerated yawn and walks, slowly down to the ring. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he groggily gives the fans some high fives. At one point, he trips on the wire and slowly gets up.
TH: “Uhm…ok. The second competitor, IGNAVUS!”
RK: “HAHAHAH! He tripped! What a moron.”
JR: “Ignavus always looks unmotivated at appearance, King. But I seen this wrestler’s talents, he is like a doormat volcano, you just have to be at the right time and right place to make sure he wont do one up on you.”
Iggy slides into the ring and yawns before he gives a high five at Xille.
“I AM IT!!!”
The stage lights go out and after 10 seconds, the lights go back on as stage pyros explode.
“BREAK!!!”
Rage enters the stage with a cocky smile on his face. On his way down the aisle, he points at Xille and Ignavus in the ring while muttering something. The Highburry crowd gives him a heartfelt chorus of boos as he slowly makes his way on the ring steps.
TH: “and the final competitor, weighing in at 238 lbs. He is the current X-WCW Xtreme Champion…R.E. RAGE!!!”
JR: “Here comes the X-WCW Xtreme Champ, R.E. Rage. Rage is a very ego-maniacal man who thinks he is great.”
RK: “But he is great JR! You see, most of these people here would LOVE to see him loose. But in the end, they will be very disappointed and pissed of cause after this is all said and done, I bet Rage will win this match.”
JR: “That is a easy thing to say King. Remember, he has 2 opponents. These 2 men are not just challengers, infact they recently formed a tag team. Its not safe to say for Rage that its gonna be more like a 2 on 1 instead of a 3-way match here.”
Rage walks on the apron and faces the crowd. He raises both his arms at them with the cocky grin still on his face. He turns around and gets into the ring. Xille and Ignavus are on the same corner as Rage looks at them from the corner just across them. The bell rings and Rage slowly makes his way to Xille and Ignavus. Before he could hit one of them, both men tells him to halt and Iggy and Xille start to play papper, rock and scissors.
RK: “Is this some sort of joke for them? This is a match!”
Xille and Iggy continues to play the game since both men cant get a different pick. Rage gets frustrated and grabs both men by the head and he slams the heads of Xille and Ignavus on each other. Xille and Ignavus go down after that collision with each other’s head as Rage bounces off the ropes. Rage delivers a running fist drop on Xille before he grabs him and sends him into the corner. Rage turns around to pick up Ignavus, but Iggy delivers a couple of hard shots to the ribs to make Rage let go of him. Ignavus hits a hard shot on Rage’s face that sends the Xtreme champ down to the canvas.
RK: “That punch looked like it put Rage into sleep. Most of the time, Ignavus puts us to sleep with his unmotivated wrestling. This is something new I found out about him.”
JR: “Right. Rage is down and out after that punch and it seems like Xille is just behind Ignavus. Ignavus turns around and they shake hands before going for a lock up.”
The two men lock up in the ring while Rage is slowly crawling towards a corner. Ignavus gets the upperhand with an arm wrench. Xille runs towards the ropes, he springs to the ropes and takes Iggy down with a spinning DDT! The amazing move gets a pop from the crowd as both men slowly get up. Xille runs towards Ignavus, but Iggy takes him down with a DEEP armdrag. Xille gets up again and runs towards Iggy yet again. Ignavus jumps over Xille and turns around only to get a hard forearm smash by Xille on the rebound.
JR: “Ignavus is down after that diving forearm smash by Xille. Xille picks up Ignavus but look at the corner, King!”
Rage climbs the turnbuckles and eventually he slowly climbs on the poles. Ignavus and Xille notices Rage and they come towards Rage. Xille climbs the turnbuckle and grabs Rage by the leg. Rage tries to shake him off but Xille holds on. Ignavus, while the other two are struggling just stands there looking at them. Xille delivers a shot to the leg of Rage before he grabs Rage on the other leg. Rage is now on the shoulders of Xille while he struggles to hold on into the steel structure on the corner. Eventually, he lets go and both men fall on their backs to the mat. Both men are down as Ignavus just stands there for a while to look at the 2 fallen wrestlers.
RK: “What is he doing there besides looking at them?! HEY YOU IDIOT! GET THE BELT ALREADY!”
Ignavus does just that as he climbs on a corner and eventually into the structure. He grabs onto the cable and goes hand by hand nearer where the belt was. But he gets cut short as Xille gets up and grabs him by the legs.
JR: “Xille grabs onto Ignavus’ legs right now, King. But I don’t think this is a wise idea to do. You see Ignavus could better yet just unhook the belt while hanging and thank Xille for it.”
Ignavus tries to unhook the belt, but before he does, he gets pulled down by Xille to the mat. Iggy lands on his back and Xille starts stomping away. R.E. Rage gets up and spins Xille around for a hard punch to the jaw. Xille stumbles backwards and Rage connects with a clothesline. Rage taunts the crowd before he turns around and picks up Ignavus.
JR: “R.E. Rage grabs Ignavus and he puts him in the corner. Rage climbs up the turnbuckle and he starts hammering away on the head of Ignavus.”
Rage delivers a 10 punch on the head of Ignavus before he gives Iggy the verbal beatdown before jumping down to the mat. Ignavus falls face first into the mat as Rage turns around to get a hard kick to the gut by Xille. Xille lights up Rage with a stiff chop and follows it up with a dropkick.
JR: “Xille hits R.E. Rage with a dropkick. Nice elevation there by Xille if I do say so myself King.”
Xille turns around to see Ignavus getting up. Xille waits for Ignavus to get on both feet before he delivers one hard saultkick to the face of his tag team partner. Xille bounces off the ropes but Rage is up and tries to deliver a hiptoss. Xille blocks the move and punches Rage to the gut. Xille kicks Rage to the midsection and delivers THE LAST MILE.
JR: “WHAT AN IMPACT! Xille just leveled R.E. Rage with The Last Mile.”
RK: “OH NO! Xille is gonna go up now!”
Xille looks at the belt above him before he runs towards the corner. He quickly goes up the turnbuckles and with a snap of the finger, he is already holding the cables to make his way towards the belt. Ignavus sees Xille and he follows him up as he goes to the other side.
JR: “Xille and Ignavus are on the cables right now to get the belt. Xille is in the center of the crossing and he is now trying to release the belt from the cables.”
RK: “And here comes his tag team partner! Ignavus and Xille might be the newly made tag team named ‘defeault’ but as they told Rage, they don’t mind beating the other one senselessly if it was necessary. Tonight JR, its necessary.”
Ignavus hangs on the cables and hits a kick on Xille. Xille almost falls off but he hangs on the cables and delivers a kick on Ignavus for retaliation. Ignavus slips one of his hands and he is only holding the cable with one hand. Xille takes it to his advantage as he holds on the cables tight before he lets both of his feet land on the chest of Ignavus. The hard kick sends Ignavus falling to the mat and Xille resumes unhooking the belt from the cable. Xille finally unhooks the belt and drops down to the mat with it. The bell rings and Terri Hotbody gets the mic.
TH: “The winner and NEW Xtreme Champion, XILLE!!!”
“High Wire Escape Artists” plays at the speakers and Xille celebrates his title win by raising his newly won title belt in the air. Ignavus gets to his feet and approaches Xille. He extends his hand to his new tag team partner and Xille gladly accepts the offer. Both men shake hands and soon, both raise their arms in victory.
JR: “I guess this means we got ourselves a new tag team in the X-WCW.”
RK: “And I thought it was just gonna be one of them ‘one nighter’ tag teams like Hogan and Okerlund”
Xille and Ignavus celebrate as Rage is outside the ring. Rage heads to the backstage area disappointed that he even shoves Cole Ryan who was about to interview him. X-WCW goes to a brief commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The commercial shows the X-WCW logo before a Voice Over is heard
VO: "After the fallout of Royal Bash 2, the X-WCW will begin its world X-Tour. To find out the venues of the next Nitros and Warzones...log on to X-WCWrestling.com"
**************
We go back to the PPV to see Cole Ryan running towards Divebomb who just entered the backstage area with his bag.
CR: “D-Bomb! Can I get an interview with you for a while?”
DB: “Whoa there kid, sure you can. Don’t run for it, I’m up for your questions tonight.”
CR: “Divebomb, we seen your impressive win over five other men in the King Of The Mountain match on Warzone. Now you are the no. 1 contender for the Ultimate X-WCW World Championship, do you have any comments on your victory over the other 5 men?”
DB: “I went into that match, with only one thing on my mind...Wait, no that’s a lie. I had two things on my mind that night. One was winning that match and the other was stopping Cyberstrike from winning it. So I guess I could say that I accomplished both of my goals that night. The other four men are all great competition and I have had a long history with most of them. But like I said, I wanted it bad and now I get a shot at the one man I didn't beat in the 7 man match before it. Eamon X.”
CR: “Tonight, you will face Eamon X in that match for the Ultimate X-WCW World Championship Title. D-Bomb, I have to ask you, how are you feeling about your chances of winning here tonight in the Highburry Stadium?”
DB: “How am I feeling? That's a good question. Now let me think about it for just a moment. I am here tonight to face Eamon X for the world title. On one hand I get to go for the title and on the other I get to face Eamon. You know I am feeling damn good. Like I said I get my chance to beat the one man I didn't in the 7 man match, which is normally enough motivation for me, and I get to do it going for a title. My chances are damn good. You see in this match, Eamon, is the hunted. He's going to try and do everything to keep the title. But me, I am the hunter and I am always at my best when I am doing the hunting. I am going to bring the title home tonight, count on it.”
CR: “There is a possibility for you to loose in this match. But there is another chance for you to redeem yourself. So if you did loose to Eamon, how will you fare well with the other 29 men in the Royal Bash? Because like Vin Ghostal last year, you will have to be the first entrant of this year's Royal Bash just in case you lose. But if you do win against Eamon, who do you think will win at the 30 men Royal Bash?”
DB: “Possible but not probable. I am going to win. But yeah there is a slight chance I could lose. So how would I feel about being number one? Doesn't matter. 1 or 30, it’s all just a number telling me how many people I get to beat the hell out of to get another shot. But since I won't lose, my pick, well. It doesn't matter. Bring them all on for all I care. But now I have to get ready, I'm out of here.”
D-Bomb heads to his locker room as we go back to ringside for the next match.
Hell's Chamber Match
Cyberstrike vs D-Extreme
TH: “The following match is the Hell’s Chamber match first from Indianapolis, Indiana representing the nTo he’s the CEO of The X-WCW Cyberstrike!”
JR: “Cyberstrike is one most talented and decorated superstars of all time, he’s currently the only former four-time X-WCW World Heavyweight Champion, a former 2-time ACW World Champion, the first ACW U.S. Champion and is one of two men to have held both the AWF and ACW Tag-Team Championships. He’s been in the first two of these the Hell’s Chamber
Matches and lost in both...”
RK: “No what it was, Cyberstrike made a blood vow on his mother’s grave that he would never be in another one.
JR: “Well that’s his excuse!”
As the speakers blast nTo followed by Adema’s Immortal Cyberstrike walks down the ramp and steps into the chamber as the fans boo him he walks around the chamber and shakes the chain walls and notices a ladder on the right side of the chamber and a bunch of tables on left side of the chamber (facing the furthest away from the door) and quickly heads for the tables and begins to set one up.
JR: “What is he doing?”
RK: “He’s got a plan for D-Extreme.”
Cyberstrike sets up the table’s legs and flips it over when he hears Terri’s voice, and he suddenly stops.
TH: “Introducing his opponent from North Carolina D-Extreme!”
DMX’s “X Is Gonna Give It To Ya” blasts on the speakers and D-Extreme comes out to a thunderous ovation and he walks down the ramp his focus is on the chamber and he calmly enters it.
JR: “D-Extreme is no stranger to the Hell’s Chamber match as one of the original six men in the first one although he lost that one he won his second X-WCW World Heavyweight Championship and his first U.S. Heavyweight Championship in it."
RK: “Yeah but think back when he won his first X-WCW World title reign in a battle royal when Cyberstrike jumped out the ring to let him win he won the second one because Cyberstrike gave him the shot because he couldn’t compete that night and lets not forget the fact that Cyberstrike awarded him the retired X-WCW European Championship. All this guy does is ride Cyberstrike’s coat tails. And he lost them both the AWF and ACW Tag Team titles.”
Cyberstrike and D-Extreme stand in the ring, surrounded by steel and chains, as they wait for the referee to lock the door. Once the door is padlocked the referee signals for the bell and the match begins. They get into each other’s faces and start talking trash to each other finally Cyberstrike slaps D-Extreme’s face. D-Extreme hauls back and punches Cyberstrike in the side of the face. Cyberstrike fires back with a series of punches, as does D-Extreme. The two men trade punches for a few minutes until Cyberstrike kicks D-Extreme in the groin and he falls to the mat Cyberstrike then heads to left of the ring and steps through the ring ropes and then turns and faces D-Extreme and leaps on to the top rope and balances himself on the rope and jumps off and nails D-Extreme with a Flying Leg Drop! Then he gets up and heads back to the tables and sets another one and positions them next to each other. After Cyberstrike sets up the tables he goes to one of the trashcans lining the chamber and pulls a steel chain and tosses it over his shoulder. D-Extreme gets to his feet and grabs the chain as Cyberstrike continues to look for weapons.
RK: “That jackass has that damn chain!”
D-Extreme sneaks up behind Cyberstrike and wraps the chain around his neck and chokes him down to one knee.
JR: “D-Extreme has got Cyberstrike down but why is he letting up on Cyberstrike?”
RK: “D-Extreme wraps the chain around his neck and oh my God!”
D-Extreme uses the chain to throw Cyberstrike face-first into the side of the chamber and then he tosses him into the steel struts that formed the Ultimate X and then back into side of the chamber!
JR: “D-Extreme is using that chain as a weapon and is using it to throw Cyberstrike around the Hell’s Chamber!”
RK: “I bet you’re loving this!”
JR: “You bet your ass I am! And it appears that Cyberstrike is out on his feet and D-Extreme tosses him back into the ring!”
As Cyberstrike is gasping for breath, D-Extreme looks at one of the trashcans attached to side of the chamber and pulls out a sledgehammer and blue bag! He re-enters the ring and puts the bag in the corner and points with the sledgehammer at Cyberstrike! Cyberstrike who with the help of the referee has gotten the chain off of his neck and the referee see D-Extreme with the sledgehammer and go over and tries to stop him from using it and D-Extreme shoves him aside! D-Extreme raises the sledge over his head and is about to hit his archenemies in the back with it when the referee grabs the sledgehammer and tries to pull it out of his hands; D-Extreme spins around and hits the referee in the ribs with the sledgehammer!
RK: “D-Extreme did that on purpose and he should be disqualified for it!”
JR: “Whether it was on purpose or not this match is no disqualification!”
D-Extreme stares at the ref lying on the mat and as he turns around he’s met by a desperation super kick from Cyberstrike that sends him down to mat! After the super kick Cyberstrike collapses on the top rope and uses it to hold himself up for a few seconds and then he sees the blue bag in the far corner and sees D-Extreme lying on the mat. Cyberstrike heads for the small blue bag in the corner D-Extreme grabs his ankle and pulls him down to the mat and puts him in an Ankle Lock!
JR: “D-Extreme has the Ankle-Lock applied and Cyberstrike is tapping out but the referee is still down!”
RK: “He can’t win the match by submission anyway only a standing ten-count!”
Suddenly the lights go out in the arena! When they reappeared Judge Death is standing in the center of the ring and he nails D-Extreme over the head with his nightstick!
JR: “What the Hell is Judge Death doing here?!”
RK: “Judge Death wants payback for what D-Extreme did to him on Doubleshot!”
Cyberstrike gets up and hobbles on foot to the corner and picks up the small blue bag and he opens it, while Judge Death gets a steel chair and sets up in the center of the ring. Cyberstrike pours the some of the contents of the small blue bag on the seat of the steel chair.
JR: “Oh My God it’s thumbtacks! Oh no Judge Death has picked up D-Extreme he’s setting him up for the Plunge!”
RK: “Judge Death looks like he’s going to make sure that D-Extreme lands face first on the tacks!”
As Judge Death holds D-Extreme up trying to adjust the landing right on the thumbtacks Cyberstrike is busy trying to revive the referee! But before Judge Death can nail the Plunge on D-Extreme, he fights out of it and lands on his feet and spins Judge Death around power bombs him on the steel chair with the thumbtacks on it! Judge Death screams in pain as the lights go out in the arena again and when they come back on only the damaged chair remains in the ring. D-Extreme faces Cyberstrike and the two men trade blows.
JR: “D-Extreme and Cyberstrike are trading blows. D-Extreme kicks Cyberstrike in the mid-section and is going for the
X-OCUTION but Cyberstrike shoves him into the ropes and kick in the gut and it’s a Stunner!”
RK: “That took a lot out of Cyberstrike both men are down!”
JR: “And so is the ref!”
D-Extreme and Cyberstrike are both out cold in the ring. Cane Deathscream comes running down the ramp with a referee shirt on and opens the lock with a spare key that he has. Cane grabs the other ref and drags him out of the chamber and then begins the ten count.
JR: “Oh no not Cane! D-Extreme is going to have his hands full!”
RK: “1..2..3...4...D-Extreme has his shoulders up and so does Cyberstrike! ”
Both men are up on their feet by 6 and Cyberstrike grabs the chair and nails D-Extreme in the back with it. D-Extreme falls to his knees and Cyberstrike hits over the top of his head with the chair and Cane begins the ten count but Cyberstrike tells him to stop and points to the ladders standing up on left side of the chamber near fans and cameras. Cyberstrike goes over there and folds up a 12-foot ladder and tosses it the top rope with the legs in the ring and the top part leaning on the rope the he goes for another ladder. D-Extreme sees the ladder and Cane watching on and crawls toward the ladder and grabs the leg of the ladder and as Cyberstrike tosses a second ladder in the ring D-Extreme pulls the legs of the first ladder and the top of the ladder hits Cyberstrike right in the jaw with such a force that it sends him right into the chain walls of the chamber! D-Extreme slides under the bottom rope and quickly gets to his feet and picks up Cyberstrike throws him into side of the chamber!
RK: “OW! That is gonna hurt a lot”
D-Extreme picks Cyberstrike up again but this time he picks him over his head and brenchpresses with him and tosses him over the top rope right into the center of the ring and only about two feet away from the sledgehammer. D-Extreme steps over the top rope and Cane kicks it! D-Extreme falls to the mat in pain!
JR: “This is completely unfair to D-Extreme he’s had to not only deal with Cyberstrike but with Judge Death and now Cane the General Manager and the special guest referee for the UW Title match later tonight!”
RK: “D-Extreme brought this on himself when hit the original referee with the sledgehammer Cane was making sure that he didn’t do that to him!”
JR: “That’s the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life!”
Cyberstrike yells at Cane to set one of the ladders in the middle of the ring and Cane does what he’s told to do. While Cyberstrike finds the blue bag with the thumbtacks in it and pours the tacks on the tables he set up before the match started. As Cane finishes setting up the ladder D-Extreme crawls on his knees behind Cane and nails him with a lowblow then he nails Cane with the X-OCUTION! Then he tosses Cane over the top rope and Irish-Whips him into the chamber’s door with such force that the door is busted off its hinges! D-Extreme turns around and is met by Cyberstrike who is holding the second ladder and rams it into D-Extreme’s ribs and he crashes on the steel grid. Cyberstrike lays the ladder down near D-Extreme and he picks up D-Extreme and scoop slams him on the ladder! He signals for another referee to come down and referee Sid Greene runs down the ramp much to Cyberstrike’s dismay.
RK: “D-Extreme should fined heavy for his assaulting referees and Sid Greene knows that Cyberstrike won’t let him referee this match!”
JR: “Sid Greene says he’s only the referee left to call this match!”
As Cyberstrike argues with Sid Greene, D-Extreme gets back to his feet and sneaks up behind him and grabs him and nails him with a Release Overhead German Suplex that send Cyberstrike over the top rope and crashing back into the mat with sickening thud!
D-Extreme gets back to his feet and drapes himself over the top rope as referee Sid Greene begin the 10 count!
JR: “Cyberstrike is down after that wicked Release Overhead German Suplex he has to be out cold!”
RK: “Get up Cyberstrike! Get up!”
JR: “One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight...”
RK: “He’s up!”
Cyberstrike is up on his feet and is leaning on the ladder to hold himself up as D-Extreme moves into the ring with a sudden burst of speed! He charges at Cyberstrike who surprises D-Extreme with a Drop-Toe-Hold that sends him crashing into the bottom rung of the ladder! Cyberstrike staggers back up to his feet and quickly find the steel chain that was used earlier in the match and he wraps the chain over his neck and begins to climb to the top of the ladder! D-Extreme still reeling after the Drop-Toe-Hold on the bottom of the ladder sees Cyberstrike climbing the ladder and starts climbing the other side of the same ladder, not realizing that is the side of the ladder facing nearest the tables with the thumbtacks on them! At the top of the ladder Cyberstrike drops the chain trying to wrap around his fist he then grabs the two cables that formed the giant “X” in the Ultimate X match as D-Extreme gets to the top of the ladder he tries to punch Cyberstrike who uses all of his remaining strength hanging on the “X” and to kick the ladder with D-Extreme on it!
JR: “Cyberstrike has kicked the ladder it’s rocking!”
D-Extreme now knowing the trap is about ready to jump down but this time Cyberstrike is able to kick the ladder over and D-Extreme crashes through the tables and tacks on the steel grid of the chamber!
JR: “OH MY GOD!! HE’S GOT TO BE BROKEN IN HALF!”
RK: “ONE WOULD HOPE SO!”
Referee Sid Greene begins the ten count as Cyberstrike climbs the steel cable to the turnbuckle pad nearest to D-Extreme.
JR: “What is Cyberstrike doing? I mean he’s won the damn match!”
RK: “He said that this would be the end of this war between them and he’s making sure that D-Extreme stays down! What’s the referee up to?”
JR: “Nine.”
At the nine count D-Extreme sits up like Michael Myers!
RK: “How the Hell is sitting up!”
JR: “My God what more can these guys do to each other?!”
D-Extreme stands up and challenges Cyberstrike to do something! Cyberstrike jumps at D-Extreme with a Cross-Body-Block but D-Extreme catches him and tosses him into the ring and grabs something out of a nearby trashcan two panes of glass! He enters the ring and places one of the panes under the bottom turnbuckle and the other in the center of the ring and sets Cyberstrike for an X-OCUTION on the pane of glass! But Cyberstrike fights out of it and reveres it into a Breakdown, but D-Extreme’s face barely misses the pane of glass. Cyberstrike picks up D-Extreme and positions him and signals for a DDT on the pane of glass!
JR: “No! Don’t do it!”
RK: “Oh yeah do it!”
Cyberstrike nails D-Extreme on the pane of glass with stiff DDT! Cyberstrike falls back on the top rope to hold himself up and sees the other pane of glass and crawls for it! He picks up the pane of glass and sets it near D-Extreme and then he picks up a bloody D-Extreme and sets him up for an X-OCUTION on the glass!
JR: “He’s not going to what I think he’s going to is he?”
RK: “Hell yeah he’s going to beat D-Extreme with his own finisher!”
Cyberstrike drops D-Extreme face first on the pane of glass with his own finisher! Then props himself up on the bottom rope as referee Sid Greene begins the ten count!
RK: “One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight...nine...ten! Cyberstrike wins!”
JR: “NO! It can’t end this way!”
RK: “Oh yes it has!”
TH: “The winner of the Hell’s Chamber Match is CYBERSTRIKE!”
As nTo followed “Immortal” by Adema the nTo runs down the ramp to check on Cyberstrike and Cane Deathscream. Powermaster and Bombshell check on Cane who is ok as Trinity and Chris Daniels check on Cyberstrike the nTo carry Cyberstrike to the locker room on their shoulders.
As Paramedics and EMTs check on D-Extreme. They try to get him on a stretcher and D-Extreme suddenly sits up and gets to his feet and nails EMTs with thunderous punches and kicks one paramedic and powerbombs him on the shards of glass and grabs referee Sid Greene and tosses him into the side of the chamber and then picks up the steel chain and wraps it around his throat and begins to choke him with it!
JR: “D-Extreme has snapped he’s hitting everything that moves!”
RK: “WE NEED SECURITY GUARDS, COPS, BOBBIES, OR WHATEVER THE HELL THEY’RE CALLED IN ENGLAND!”
Finally X-WCW security guards and officials come running down and enter the chamber and restrain D-Extreme!
JR: “As we get the ring cleaned up I want to remind our fans that X-WCW Nitro returns to the air tomorrow night and that our next pay-per-view Starrcade: Xtreme will be on four months after this show. This is part of the X-WCW’s comment to doing high quality programs. We hope that by doing our pay-per-views as a quarterly events that each one will be bigger and better than the last!”
X-WCW Ultimate World Championship
Special Guest Referee: Cane
Divebomb vs Eamon X(c)
JR: “This is it! This is perhaps the most important match-up in the short X-WCW career of our current Ultimate World Champion, namely Eamon X!”
RK: “And with the history between him and Cane of late, the odds against him have never been greater!”
JR: “As we saw earlier, Cane Deathscream – who stands before us in the ring – is on the warpath! He’s already put Depth Charge on the unemployed list, and I strongly doubt he’ll be fair and just in his officiating of this match!”
RK: “Oh, come on James! He’s only doing what he has to do!”
JR: “Yeah, Randal, right!”
RK: “Once again, here’s the lovely Terri!”
“Warriors of the World United” hits the PA system, and Divebomb makes his entrance to a decidedly mixed audience response.
TH: “The following match is set for one fall, and it is for the X-WCW Ultimate World Title! Introducing first: he hails from Burnaby – he is DIVEBOMB!”
Divebomb makes his way to the ring, entering it upon his arrival.
Then the arena lights go off. “Break & Enter” hits, and once the glass smashing is heard, the pyrotechnics explode into life! The lights return, and Eamon X – sporting a brace on his hurting right knee and the X-WCW World Title around his waist – makes his entrance to a HUGE ovation.
TH: “And his opponent: he is a native of Sydney, Australia, and he is the reigning and defending X-WCW Ultimate World Champion – EAMON X!”
Eamon X wastes no time in running to the ring. Upon entering it, he removes the title belt and throws it away rather than handing it to Cane.
RK: “Now that’s a VERY profound statement there!”
JR: “That’s right! Eamon X would NEVER give Cane the pleasure of taking the belt from him, under ANY circumstances! And frankly, I don’t blame him!”
Cane calls for the bell to start the match, and both D-Bomb and EX tie up in the centre of the ring. Neither one is able to gain the strength advantage, so D-Bomb breaks the tie up with a blatant low blow to EX. And Cane lets it slide.
JR: “I don’t believe it! Cane’s going to let Divebomb use every heel trick in the book!”
RK: “Perhaps Eamon X should do the same!”
JR: “Oh yeah. As if Cane will allow HIM to do that!”
RK: “Ah, quit whining and call the match!”
With EX clutching his groin, D-Bomb runs to the front ropes, hitting EX with a dropkick on the rebound. This knocks Ex on his stomach, and D-Bomb quickly gets up and locks EX in a surfboard hold.
RK: “We all know how good Eamon X is at reversing moves, but how’s he going to get out of this one?”
JR: “I don’t know, but Cane’s just standing there and hazing him. How pathetic!”
Cane gets in EX’s face, taunting him with a shout of “Give it up, you little jerk! There’s no place in this business for hacks like you!”. EX sees red, and with a surge of energy, he manages to roll out of the surfboard hold, taking D-Bomb down with him.
EX then gets up and advances on Cane, but Cane shouts “If you so much as touch me, I’ll disqualify you HERE AND NOW!”. D-Bomb makes good use of the distraction, hitting a schoolboy pin on EX, and Cane rushes to make an intentionally fast count.
RK: “1-2-KICKOUT!”
JR: “Now are you going to tell me that was a good count?”
RK: “Well, he did it the right way! He did the usual 1, 2….”
JR: “Stop it!”
Luckily, EX has kicked out, and he gets to his feet quickly, grabbing D-Bomb by the hand and hitting a stiff short arm clothesline on him. D-Bomb gets up, only to be taken down by a flying shoulder tackle from EX. And once D-Bomb stands again, EX delivers a nasty flying back elbow to him. EX goes for a pinfall, but Cane stands back, refusing to make the count.
JR: “Calling it right down the middle MY ASS!”
RK: “Stop talking about your ass! There are kids watching!”
As EX stands up to confront Cane again, D-Bomb hits him with another low blow, followed by a backslide pinning attempt. Once more, Cane moves into position to make a quick count.
JR: “1-2-NO!”
RK: “What was wrong with that count?”
JR: “It was 3 times too fast, for starters!”
RK: “Or maybe you’re on speed!”
JR: “Do you want the PTC and the FCC on our case again?”
RK: “Uhhh…. no!”
As EX gets to his feet again, D-Bomb slips out of the ring. So EX jumps to the back left turnbuckle to pull off a high-risk move. As he jumps into a flying elbow smash, D-Bomb dodges to his right at the last second, causing EX to crash into the safety barrier. While EX is stunned by this, D-Bomb reaches under the ring, pulling out his trademark weapon: a sledgehammer. As the dazed EX turns to face his opponent, D-Bomb rams the hammer into EX’s forehead, knocking him right back down to the floor. Cane joins them on the outside, and he stands over the fallen EX, shouting “Oh, I forgot to tell you: it’s FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!”. So D-Bomb covers EX, with Cane making a quick count once more.
RK: “1-2-THE SHOULDER’S UP!”
JR: “It takes a superhuman effort to kick out of that under these dire circumstances!”
EX gets up slowly, and D-Bomb grabs him by his left arm and hurls him back toward the ring. EX slides into the ring, but D-Bomb stays on the outside, grabbing the still groggy EX by his feet and pulling him – crotch-first – right into the turn post! And then, D-Bomb ties EX up in a figure four leglock!
JR: “OH NO! It’s just as I feared! Divebomb is going right for Eamon X’s bad knee!”
RK: “Not only could we be seeing the end of Eamon X’s title reign, but it may well be the end of his career if Divebomb keeps it up!”
JR: “Why are you down on Eamon X all of a sudden?”
RK: “Don’t get me wrong: I still like him, but he has to realise that once he’s at the top, DOWN is the only way he can go!”
JR: “He knows that all too well, I’d imagine!”
RK: “He should submit right now, and perhaps he’ll get another shot when he’s over his injury!”
While D-Bomb keeps the hold locked on EX, Cane continues to taunt EX. Cane shouts “I hope you enjoyed being the champ! Because as long as the nTo is running things, you’ll NEVER be one again!”. After almost a minute, D-Bomb finally releases the hold, and re-enters the ring to renew his assault on the hurting EX.
With EX’s knee in even greater pain, D-Bomb brings EX up to his feet, locking him in a sleeper hold. But this hold only lasts about fifteen seconds as EX drops into a jawbreaker, bringing D-Bomb down. EX rolls to the front ropes, using them as leverage in standing up again. He hobbles to the front left corner and awaits D-Bomb’s next move, which is an attempted running butt bump. However, the move misses its mark as EX moves to his left, causing D-Bomb to hit the turnbuckles hard.
RK: “That opportunist!!!”
The now-winded D-Bomb turns around to face the resurgent EX, who kicks D-Bomb in the gut and locks him in a suplex position. EX then hits a Goldberg-style jackhammer on D-Bomb, covering him for a pinfall. This time, though, Cane DOES make the count, albeit a slow one.
JR: “1…….. 2…….. NO!”
RK: “Now you can’t call THAT a fast count!”
JR: “No, I can’t. It was WAY too slow!”
RK: “Whatever!”
EX gets up, and allows D-Bomb to rise again. And once D-Bomb is up, EX grabs him by his left arm, locking him in a pump handle position and lifting him into a modified backbreaker – The X-BREAKER!
JR: “MY GOD! I’ve never seen Eamon X do THAT before!”
RK: “And it’s just as well he dropped Divebomb on his GOOD knee too!”
EX drags D-Bomb into the centre of the ring and covers him again. And surprisingly, Cane makes the count at a regular pace. 1…. 2…. But instead of counting to 3, Cane slaps his hand right on EX’s neck. Squeezing it tightly, Cane stands up, bringing EX up with him and hitting a thunderous chokeslam!
JR: “Who couldn’t see THAT coming? The fans deserve much better than this, Randal!”
RK: “But they’re NOT going to get it! Not tonight anyway!”
Cane then motions for the Raising Cane powerbomb, and he picks EX up off the mat, placing him in the headscissor position, moving toward the left ring ropes, and executing the move on EX, dropping him right out of the ring.
D-Bomb gets up, and Cane directs him to the outside. D-Bomb sees the semi-conscious EX on the floor, and covers him.
JR: “1…. 2…. 3! Damn you, Cane! GODDAMN YOU TO HELL!”
RK: “You can’t say GODDAMN on the air!”
JR: “I don’t give a crap! What I DO care about is the fact that Eamon X has been SCREWED in a way no other X-WCW wrestler has EVER been!”
RK: “Still, he fought the powers that be, and like all the others, he lost! And whether or not we like it is irrelevant!”
JR: “I’m sure Cyberstrike’s getting a damn good laugh out of this! And I wouldn’t be surprised if our new champion joins his nTo either!”
RK: “And if so, here’s my advice: deal with it!”
With the bell having rung, Terri makes the usual announcement.
TH: “Here’s your winner – and the NEW X-WCW Ultimate World Champion – DIVEBOMB!”
The crowd boos loudly as Cane hands the belt to D-Bomb, raising his arm afterwards. A mixture of “Deathscream Sucks” and “Divebomb Sucks” chants occurs as they approach EX – who is on all fours on the floor – and double-team him. After a succession of stomps and punches, they head to the back, leaving EX at the mercy of the EMTs who arrive a moment later.
JR: “Eamon X is hurting here, Randal.”
RK: “That’s true, yet he’s refusing to be stretchered out!”
EX manages to get to his feet without the help of the EMTs, and he hobbles to the backstage area.
JR: “Well, what a travesty of justice that was.”
RK: “Call it what you will, but one thing’s for sure: Eamon X is pissed!”
JR: “I hope he gets his revenge sooner rather than later!”
RK: “Maybe he can next week. Cause tonight, he better save the rest of his energy for the Royal Bash. Ladies and gentlemen, the match that you have been waiting for is coming at you live from England. The 30-man Battle Royal, will start, right after this commercial break! STAY TUNED!”
30-Man Royal Bash
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break to see Terri Hotbody in the middle of the ring.
TH: “The following match is a 30 man Royal Bash. Every 90 seconds, a X-WCW competitor enters the ring. To eliminate an entrant, you must throw him over the ropes and both of his feet must touch the ground. The winner of this match will face the X-WCW Ultimate World Champion at Starcadde Xtreme.”
JR: “This is it, King. This is the moment that we have all been waiting for.”
RK: “Yes it is JR. You saw the last match and you know who the first competitor here is!”
“Break and Enter” blares through the PA Systems and Eamon X comes out hobbling to the ringside. The fans give a huge ovation to the former X-WCW Ultimate World Champion.
TH: “Introducing the first entrant, EAMON X!!!”
JR: “Here comes Eamon X. Eamon lost tonight against D-Bomb, thanks to some efforts of a GM called Cane Deathcream. Champion or not, you got to admire Eamon X’s heart and determination to go through with this match. He has a bad knee going in this 30 man Royal Bash”
Eamon X slowly enters the ring and raises both arms in the air to the fans delight. He waits on the corner for the next entrant. “Brutal Planet” by Alice Cooper fills the speakers as the lights dim down. The lights go back after a huge explosion on the stage and Wolfang enters the ringside. The fans give him a mixed reaction as he makes his way towards the ring.
TH: “The second entrant, WOLFANG!!!”
JR: “Here is another former X-WCW Champion, King. Remember, it was Eamon X who defeated Wolfang for the title.”
RK: “Yes, and now its revenge time for Wolfang. Eamon X cant dominate tonight in this match. Cause he doesn’t only have to face 29 competitors, he has to battle against his body that has a blown out knee. He has to battle the physical and mental struggles of that injury and pull through to the end.”
Wolfang slides in the ring and looks at Eamon X with a cocky grin. Both men go to the center of the ring once the bell rang. Both men lock up and Wolfang manages to trap Eamon X in a side headlock. Eamon X fights out of it with some shots to the gut of Wolfang and sends him into the ropes. Eamon X goes for a clothesline but Wolfang ducks and bounces off the ropes to deliver a basement dropkick to the injured knee of Eamon. Eamon X drops to the mat and rolls in pain.
JR: “Wolfang sure is taking advantage of Eamon’s injury”
RK: “That is the price Eamon has to pay for being so confident and being so sure he can go through with this match, JR. He was way too assured of himself and now look who is crying like a baby in the ring who got a ‘boo boo’ in his knee”
Wolfang stalks around Eamon X who is struggling to get to his feet. Wolfang grabs Eamon by the leg that has an injury and slams it to the mat. Eamon shouts again in agony as Wolfang just laughs manically at the sight. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor.
JR: “Here comes the third entrant, Twintwist!”
“WAR” hits and Twintwist sprints into the ring and slides in. Both Wolfang and Twintwist stomp down on Eamon X before picking him up. Twintwist and Wolfang sends Eamon in the corner and they deliver a mudhole stomping to the former champ. Eamon is down on the corner as Wolfang tells Twintwist to back up and do a bronco buster. Twintwist grins before backing up and charging for one. But before Twintwist could land one, Wolfang takes him down to the mat with a devastating clothesline.
RK: “HAHAHAH! What an idiot. He just got fooled by Wolfang. Finish him off boy!”
Wolfang stalks his victim, Twintwist who is slowly getting up. Twintwist is up and Wolfang hits him with the Crimson Twilight! Twintwist stumbles backwards into the ropes and Wolfang shoves him over the ropes to eliminate him.
TH: “Twintwist has been eliminated!”
Wolfang turns around to pick Eamon X up but Eamon fights him off with some kicks to the mid-section area. Wolfang backs away as Eamon rallies back with some hard right hands on Wolfang. Eamon X ducks a clothesline by Wolfang and takes Wolfang down with hard haymaker. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor.
JR: “Here comes entrant no. 4”
“Lose yourself” hits the PA System and out comes Scifi Man. He dashes down the ramp and slides into the ring to deliver a hard punch to Eamon X. Eamon fights back with a punch of his own at Scifi Man. Eamon delivers a couple of more punches to him as he backs Scifi Man to the corner. Eamon X climbs on top of Scifi Man and starts punching away. 1…2….3….4…5..wait! Eamon X launches himself from the second turnbuckle and hits a crossbody on Wolfang who recently got up. Both Eamon and Wolfang are down as Scifi Man tries to shake the cobwebs before he picks up Wolfang. Wolfang is sent to the ropes and Scifi Man catches him with a hip toss. Wolfang goes down at the same time Eamon X gets to his feet to grab Scifi Man and takes him down with a DDT.
JR: “That was one stiff DDT there by Eamon X. But why did Wolfang just rolled himself out of the ring?”
RK: “Well he is using the rules to his advantage right now, JR. You cant be eliminated when you go under the ropes or between the ropes. You need to get OVER the ropes and get your feet on the outside to be out of this match.”
Eamon X bounces off the ropes but is grabbed by the legs by Wolfang. Wolfang drags him to the outside and in Ric Flair fashion, he clocks Eamon and takes him down. The buzzer sounds and “Tear Away” plays as Rage makes his way down the ringside. He slides in the ring and waits for Scifi Man to get on his feet. Scifi Man is up and turns around only to get a kick to the gut by Rage and the Revolver Shot. Rage picks up Scifi Man and tosses him to the outside of the ring.
TH: “Scifi Man has been eliminated!”
Rage smiles cockily as he watches Wolfang stomping down on Eamon X outside.
JR: “That Rage is ever the opportunist. He just eliminated Scifi Man who was just getting up and look at him, he is waiting for another opportunity here again.”
RK: “You cant blame the man for being smart, JR.”
Rage waits in the ring for the next competitor. Outside the ring, Wolfang picks up Eamon and tries to send him to the security barrier. Eamon reverses the whip and Wolfang collides head first on the barrier. Eamon hobbles towards Wolfang and picks him up. He back Wolfang on the barrier and starts a barrage of punches. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor.
JR: “Here comes Emissary. He is better known here in the X-WCW for being the right hand man of Lord Galvatron. He might be playing the guard role in the duo, but be warned, this monster is someone you should keep your eye on, especially when he steps into that ring.”
JR: “Here comes Emissary. He is better known here in the X-WCW for being the right hand man of Lord Galvatron. He might be playing the guard role in the duo, but be warned, this monster is someone you should keep your eye on, especially when he steps into that ring.”
Emissary gets in the ring as Rage just backs off for a while before slowly asking Emissary to lock up. Emissary complies and both men lock in the center of the ring. But as quick as lightning strikes, Rage strikes low…way low, below the belt specifically and Emissary is on his knees. Rage bounces off the ropes and delivers a dropkick to the face of Emissary. Emissary rolls on the mat before he gets up and leans near the ropes. There, Rage charges at him for a clothesline but Emissary scouts him and takes him into the air for a back body drop.
RK: “OH NO!”
Rage miraculously holds on the ropes and lands on the apron outside. Rage quickly climbs to the nearby turnbuckle and takes off to deliver a top rope rocker dropper on Emissary.
RK: “Well atleast Rage is safe again. That was such a close call. And that move was such a well…reminiscent of some washed up guy recently released by WWE.”
JR: “You mean Billy Gunn?”
RK: “Yeah, since the guy backstage is out of WWE jokes for me…I hope Gunn goes to Nashville and gets a high paid contract by Jerry Jarrett. Then they realize they wasted their money again on a has-been. HAHAHA!!!”
JR: “I take it you hate both of those organizations huh?”
RK: “What can I say, both organizations didn’t have the brains to hire me. They said I look TOO MUCH like Jerry Lawler. What can I say, he is my 2nd cousin.”
JR: “Anyway, how about we just get back calling this match instead of your colorful life?”
Rage picks up Emissary and backs him into the ropes before doing a standing dropkick. It connects and Emissary is out of the match.
TH: “Emissary has been eliminated!”
Just then the buzzer sounds and “high wire escape artist” plays. Xille, not far behind the music, sprints towards the ramp and slides into the ring. Xille gets to his feet and both him and Rage go into and exchange of punches.
JR: “Here comes Xille! He is the new X-WCW Xtreme champion and it seems like both Xille and Rage know that.”
Outside the ring, Eamon uses all his strength to toss Wolfang into the crowd. Wolfang is in the crowd as Eamon X goes over the barrier to follow him. Wolfang gets up and rakes Eamon on the face to send him back temporarily. Wolfang gets to his feet and does the dragon spin on the injured knee of Eamon to take him down. Wolfang grabs a nearby chair and folds it up to use it on Eamon’s knee but as he raises it up, Eamon kicks him in the mid-area. Wolfang lets go of the chair as Eamon slowly gets to his feet.
JR: “Back inside the ring, Xille blocks a punch from Rage and hits him with the sault kick. So far tonight, Xille never used any high flying moves in his arsenal. Shall he use it in this match?”
RK: “In the Royal Bash, JR, you got to use every trick you got to win here.”
Xille drags Rage nearby the corner and Xille begins to climb to the top rope. Xille stands up on the top rope and does a motion with his hands signaling for the 450 splash. Xille launches himself from the turnbuckle for the 450 splash but he lands on Rage’s knee as R.E. Rage lifted his knees to block the move. Xille stumbles to the mat and clutches his ribs as he screams in agony. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor. “Fear of Dying” plays as Lord Galvatron makes his way into ringside
JR: “Here comes Lord Galvatron. He is the 8th entrant of this rumble”
LG slides to the ring at the same time Rage is up. LG charges at Rage and almost beheads him with a very brutal clothesline. Rage is down as Lord Galvatron picks up Xille and sends him to the corner. Lord Galvatron chokes Xille with his boot. Outside the ring, Eamon X grabs Wolfang who was earlier DDT’ed on the concrete ground of the crowd area. Eamon X and Wolfang are now exiting the crowd area and have found themselves at the corridors of the Highburry Stadium. Eamon X sends Wolfang crashing towards one of the garbage cans nearby.
RK: “Seems like Eamon and Wolfang have found themselves brawling to the corridors of the stadium. Well lets get back to ringside and check on the other guys.”
Lord Galvatron lets go of the choke on Xille after Rage low blows LG. LG is on his knees as Rage grabs him in an inverted front face lock and slams him down on the mat with a inverted DDT. Xille slowly gets up and goes to the second turnbuckle as Rage unknowingly turns around to taunt the crowd. Xille takes this time to launch himself from the turnbuckle and takes Rage down with and overcast(the move that the hurricane usually does). The buzzer sounds for the next competitor.
“N-T-O”
With that music playing, Jeff Jarrett comes out of the stage and runs towards the ring. Just after he sprints away from the stage, both Eamon X and Wolfang stumble out of the stage as well with both men at each other. Wolfang blocks a punch from Eamon and grabs him by the head to slam it over the nearby X-WCW stage. Eamon X goes down as Wolfang stomps down on the former champ.
JR: “Jeff Jarrett is competitor number 9 and it seems both Eamon and Wolfang are still settling their differences outside the ring.”
RK: “You telling me, they are just behind us trying to destroy the other man.”
Jarrett enters the ring and picks up LG. He backs LG to the corner and starts delivering some boots to him. On the other side of the ring, Xille delivers a superkick to Rage but Rage blocks it. Rage flips Xille backwards but Xille lands on his feet and greets Rage with a clothesline. Rage is down and Xille picks him up and tries to bundle him out. On the other side, LG holds for dear life as Jarrett tries to bundle him out as well. The countdown stops, the buzzer sounds and “I Am” plays as AJ Styles takes off his hooded jacket and sprints towards the ring. And yes he ran past Wolfang and Eamon who are recently brawling on the ramp.
JR: “Here comes AJ Styles and he looks like he is pumped up for this match. Styles slides in the ring and starts delivering some shots behind Jarrett.”
RK: “Yeah AJ has come to his senses that the only way he can attack the nTo is by a cheap shot like that.”
AJ Styles spins Jarrett around for another punch and sends him to the ropes. AJ ducks down for a back body drop but Jarrett scouts it and kicks AJ on the face. Jarrett grabs AJ Styles for a bodyslam but AJ slides behind Jarrett and dropkicks the back of Double J. Jarrett collides with LG at the corner and both men go down. On the other side, Rage fights out and grabs Xille by the neck before delivering a headbutt. Xille stumbles back as Rage lunges in for a clothesline. Xille ducks and takes Rage down with a neckbreaker.
JR: “That was a wise move there by Xille. And what is AJ doing putting Jarret on top of LG?”
RK: “Whatever it is, AJ is leaving the ring cause he is now on the apron and just looking at Eamon and Wolfang beating each other senseless. Well AJ aint the only one having his attention to the two, the crowd nearby are since both men are still on the rampway.”
AJ turns his attention back to the ring as he launches himself from the apron to deliver a SHOOTING STYLES PRESS on Jarrett and LG! The crowd pops after Styles delivered that xtreme high spot to perfection.
JR: “SHOOTING STYLES PRESS!!! BAH GAWD WHAT A MOVE!”
Jarrett rolls off LG and holds his ribs in pain as Styles slowly picks him up. Styles hooks Jarrett up and delivers the Styles Clash on him. The buzzer sounds as “WAR” blares from the speakers. Topspin makes his way to the ring and soon slides in where he starts stomping down on LG.
JR: “Here comes entrant no. 11, Topspin.”
6 men are in the ring so far. LG is being stomped down on by Topspin. Rage is getting bundled out by Xille on the corner while AJ tries to bundle Jarrett on the ropes. Topspin goes over to AJ and starts to beat down on him. Topspin grabs AJ Styles and goes for a suplex, but AJ blocks it and kicks him on the gut. AJ backs up and delivers a dropkick to take Topspin down. Topspin falls down to the mat as AJ picks up Jarrett to bundle him out. Jarrett delivers a lowblow on AJ. Rage fights his way out of the corner and delivers some consecutive hard punches to Xille.
JR: “R.E. Rage is fighting his way out of an elimination here as he sends Xille to the ropes.”
Rage ducks down but Xille leapfrogs over him Rage turns around and Xille grabs him for a tornado DDT. Rage is planted on the mat after that move and the buzzer sounds for the next competitor. “lose yourself” plays and Autobot Jazz makes his way down the ring.
JR: “Jazz is the next competitor, at entry no. 12.”
RK: “I wonder if he will get more luck than his partner did earlier. Then again, theres no caring to see if he can stay longer. Eventually his butt is just gonna get shipped out of the ring like the rest of these guys.”
Jazz slides in the ring and helps out Topspin in trying to bundle out Lord Galvatron. Xille is on the top rope and goes to do something on Rage, but Jarrett punches him repeatedly to stop him. Jarrett is on the second turnbuckle and sets Xille up for a superplex. Xille blocks the move in time for AJ Styles to go under Jarrett and eventually carrying Jarrett on his shoulders. Xille stands up on the top rope and delivers a dragon attack on the top rope that hits Jarrett on the face. Jarrett falls off AJ and is outcold on the mat. Xille and AJ shake hands before picking up Jarrett and they are about to bundle him out. All of a sudden, Rage takes out AJ with a forearm smash and follows up a hard clothesline for Xille.
JR: “Rage looks furious as he delivers a barrage of kicks on Xille.”
RK: “Well obviously, he is still pissed off after Xille got his title.”
Rage shouts at Xille before he drags him to the corner to continue the stomp down on Xille. AJ gets up and spins Rage around for a snap suplex. Rage is down as Style gets himself up on the ropes and follows it up with a corkscrew body splash on Rage that makes the crowd cheer.
JR: “What an amazing feat there pulled off by THE PHENOMINAL AJ STYLES!”
RK: “I’d give that move a 10 out of 10 JR. But then again we aint in a top rope move contest.”
As AJ Styles get on his feet, Jeff Jarret grabs him from behind and takes him down with the STROKE!
RK: “STROKE! That is what I am talking about, JR! Double J is asserting his authority on poor ol’ AJ Styles, HAHA!”
Outside the ring, we see Eamon X and Wolfang continue their brawl. This time, a couple of road agents storm in and break them up. They try to break up the fight and send both men in the ring, but Eamon goes free from their grasp and charges towards Wolfang and takes him down to the ground. Eamon tries to connect some punches but Wolfang blocks them off. Wolfang pokes Eamon on the eyes to get out of his way. Wolfang gets up and attacks Eamon from behind with a hard forearm smash on the back of Eamon’s head. Wolfang starts to stomp down on the former X-WCW champ as the road agents try to pull them apart. The buzzer sounds off and here comes Vanth Dreadstar
JR: “What a hard shot there by Wolfang. Both men are STILL outside King.”
RK: “I guess they prefer a bigger play room, JR.”
JR: “Here comes competitor no. 13! Vanth Dreadstar. He is one half of the tag team known as Starstorm. This wrestler is a very technical savvy rookie that can also do certain high risk maneuvers.”
Dreadstar slides into the ring and takes out Autobot Jazz from behind with a hard club to the back. He drags him into the center of the ring before he snapmares him down. Dreadstar locks on a cross arm surfboard on Autobot Jazz. On the other side, we see Jarrett trying to bundle out AJ Styles. R.E. Rage gets up and helps out Jeff Jarrett. They try to bundle Styles out of the ring, but Xille is back up and takes out Rage with a hard forearm on the side of the head and following it up with a dropkick that send Rage reeling towards the ropes and over it. Rage luckily grabs onto the ropes and slides back in the ring as Xille spins Jarrett around and kicks him right below the belt before backing him into the corner.
JR: “Xille just went down under on Jarrett and he is now delivering some chops on JJ on the corner. Meanwhile, Vanth Dreadstar finally lets go of that very painfull hold on Jazz. LG is down on the apron and Topspin is trying to get him out of the ring.”
RK: “HAHAHA! It seems LG cant get out of the ring like he is a bad rash on Topspin’s skin.”
Outside the ring, Wolfang finally stops stomping down on Eamon X and stands there as the road agents check on Eamon X. Wolfang turns around as the buzzer hits and an explosion happens on the stage that Wolfang is nearby. “Only the strong survive”, by Flaw hits the speakers as Wrecka makes his way down the aisle. Wolfang stops him but Wrecka kicks him hard to the gut before following it up with a DVD.
JR: “Here comes our 14th entrant, WRECKA! He has been a top contender for the title since he has came here. I wonder how big of an impact he can make here as he did in his return.”
RK: “I guess it wont involve two men getting thrown to a barbwire net. That’s what I know.”
Wrecka enters the ring and grabs Vanth Dreadstar. He quickly sends Dreadstar over the ropes with a quick throw.
TH: “Vanth Dreadstar has been eliminated!”
Wrecka picks up Autobot Jazz and tosses him over the ropes as well. Xille delivers some chops to the corner on Jarrett but Wrecka comes there and hits him over the head with a double axe handle. Xille goes down the mat as Wrecka chokes Jarrett and lifts him up.
TH: “Autobot Jazz has been eliminated!”
RK: “Man! Wrecka is cleaning house here.”
Wrecka sends Jarrett out of his grasps but also out of the ring.
TH: “Jeff Jarrett has been eliminated!”
Rage goes for Wrecka but Wrecka takes him down with a hard boot that sends Rage stumbling back and over the ropes. Unknown to Wrecka, Rage is on the apron and rolls back in the ring. Wrecka goes over to where LG and Topspin are and shoves both men out of the ring.
TH: “Lord Galvatron and Topspin have been eliminated!”
The buzzer sounds and “Wolfpack” plays as Powermaster Prime makes his way into the ring.
JR: “Here comes the next competitor, Powermast Prime. We are halfway throughout this match and so far, Wolfang and Eamon are outcold outside the ring and they are still in this match. Inside the ring, Wrecka, Xille, Rage, PMP and AJ Styles are still active.”
HALFWAY MARK REPORT
(Participants still active: Eamon X (1), Wolfang (2), R.E. Rage (5), Xille (7), AJ Styles (10), Wrecka (14), Powermaster Prime (15) )
PMP slides in the ring and meets Rage with a clothesline. On the other side, Wrecka smirks at the two men he recently eliminated before he turns around only to get a dropkick from Xille. Wrecka staggers backwards and goes over the ropes and out of the ring.
TH: “Wrecka has been eliminated!”
JR: “Bah gawd! Xille just eliminated Wrecka”
RK: “WHAT?! That, that, how did THAT happened?!”
Wrecka could not believe it either and has a furious look in his face before he climbs back into the ring and grabs Xille and sends him through the ropes. Outside the ring, Eamon X and Wolfang are both getting up and look at each other. They have a staredown on the ramp before having an exchange of words. Both men agree to get into the ring first before beating the other man senseless.
JR: “It seems both Eamon and Wolfang come to a mutual agreement to get into the ring first before they beat up each other yet again. But it seems like a new couple have gotten into the outside area. Wrecka is out of this match but he is taking out his frustration with Xille as we speak.”
Wrecka starts pounding away on Xille on the outside of the ring as someone jumps from the crowd barrier. Its Ignavus and he starts attacking Wrecka to help out his friend. Wrecka is backed up on the crowd barrier by Iggy before Iggy backs up for a charge. Wrecka sticks his boot and it hits the head of Ignavus. Ignavus is grabbed by Wrecka and hoists him on the shoulders for the Burning Hammer. Ignavus is laid out as Wrecka and Xille start to have an exchange of punches outside the ring. The countdown starts for the next competitor.
JR: “This is such a warzone inside and outside the ring. OH! There goes the buzzer for the next competitor.”
“X gonna give it to ya” plays as D-Extreme makes his way towards the ring. AJ and Eamon deliver a beating on Wolfang. They whip him into the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but Wolfang stops and drops both men with dual DDTs. Rage is being stomped down by PMP on the corner before turning around to get a big boot to the face by D-Extreme. PMP stumbles towards the ropes and D-Ex clotheslines him to the outside of the ring.
TH: “Powermaster Prime has been eliminated!”
RK: “And to think, D-Extreme was PMP’s team mate in their old nTo days. Not only is D-Extreme a traitor but he is a bad one at that!”
JR: “How profound. Outside the ring, both Xille and Wrecka are still beating each other up. Xille might be outside but by the rules, he is still in this match.”
Outside the ring, Xille gets hit hard on the head by Wrecka with a forearm. Wrecka grabs a nearby chair and blasts Xille with it. He grabs Xille and drags him towards the backstage area. Inside the ring, D-Extreme picks up Rage and starts blasting him with punches. Wolfang on the other hand picks up Eamon X and tries to bundle him to the outside. AJ gets up and kicks Wolfang to the gut before delivering a snap suplex.
JR: “I wonder where the hell Wrecka went with Xille.”
RK: “I’m getting word backstage that Wrecka is still dragging Xille through the backstage corridors. Whatever it is JR, it is not looking good for Xille. If he will be unable to come back here in time for the final competitor, he will be eliminated by default. Eamon and Wolfang is safe since its just the 16th guy who entered so far.”
The buzzer sounds as “end of everything” plays. Raven Darkstorm makes his way down to the rampway.
JR: “Here comes our 17th entrant, Raven Darkstorm.”
He slides into the ring and starts to bundle out Eamon X. Eamon delivers a few punches to the head of Raven to try and keep him into the match. D-Extreme lifts R.E. Rage in his arms in hopes of tossing him out of the ring, but Rage slides down and low blows the big man. D-Extreme is down on his knees as Rage kicks him on the spine. To add insult to injury, R.E. Rage slaps D-Extreme around before he starts stomping away on him. AJ Styles goes to the top rope and launches himself with a Shooting Star Press on Wolfang. But AJ gets knees and rolls in pain on the mat after the impact.
RK: “OUCH! That is one bad way to land a shooting star press there by AJ.”
Wolfang gets up and grabs AJ to send him over the ropes.
TH: “AJ Styles has been eliminated!”
JR: “Styles is out of this match and there are only 5 men in the ring so far. D-Extreme, R.E. Rage, Eamon X, Wolfang and Raven Darkstorm.”
Eamon X fights back on Raven and delivers some more punches on him before sending him into the ropes. Eamon catches Raven Darkstorm with a back body drop and Raven is sent over the ropes and out of the ring.
TH: “Raven Darkstorm has been eliminated!”
“Superstar” by Saliva plays as Otacon runs towards the ring.
JR: “Raven has been eliminated by Eamon X and Otacon has entered this match as entrant number 18.”
Otacon gets in the ring and attacks R.E. Rage. He hits a hard bodyslam on Rage before picking him up for the Final Impact. Rage stumbles backwards as Otacon charges for a clothesline. Rage somehow slides down and pulls the top rope for Otacon to slip over the ropes and getting eliminated.
TH: “Otacon has been eliminated!”
RK: “HAHAHAH!!! I didn’t see THAT coming that early, JR!”
JR: “R.E. Rage being the opportunist that he is did it again. Its hard for me to say this King, but he has a chance to be the winner here if he keeps that up.”
R.E. Rage laughs at Otacon who is outside before turning around to see the towering D-Extreme infront of him. D-Extreme gives a big boot to Rage and he stumbles back over the ropes for his own eventual elimination.
TH: “R.E. Rage has been eliminated”
JR: “And when I was starting to like Rage. Hahaha.”
RK: “You are just jealous of Rage are you?!”
D-Extreme looks over him to see Eamon X and Wolfang slugging it out yet again. He just leans on the nearby corner and lets them be for a while. Meanwhile, we go to the announce table for an update.
JR: “We are getting words backstage that Xille and Wrecka are brawling in the parking lot right now. We will send you there right now.”
The X-Tron shows Xille being sent head first towards a dumpster by Wrecka. Xille’s prone body is then lifted by Wrecka after he opens the dumpster. Wrecka throws Xille inside the dumpster before locking it up. Wrecka seems not to be done with this stunt as we see the cameras follow him into a crane with a magnet.
Wrecka: “Steal my destiny will ya?! I WILL SHOW YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT RESPECT LITTLE MAN!”
Wrecka gets into the crane and operates it, the magnet goes over the dumpster and magnetizes it. The crane lifts the dumpster about 10 feet from the ground before Wrecka turns off the magnet to send the dumpster, along with Xille on the inside crashing down to the concrete floor.
JR: “BAH GAWD! WHAT IN THE HELL DID HE JUST DO TO XILLE?!”
RK: “That was just…sick…JR.”
JR: “Wrecka is a monster, well ladies and gents we will get more updates about that later cause we need to get back to this match. And by defeault, Xille does get eliminated.”
We go back to ringside as the countdown starts.
TH: “Due to unchangeable complications, Xille has been eliminated from this contest.”
The buzzer sounds as “Boiler” by Limp Bizkit plays. Tidal sprints towards the ring as the 19th entrant. He gets into the ring and D-Extreme greets him with a couple of clubs to the back. D-Extreme backs Tidal into the corner and delivers some right hands on Tidal. Tidal fights back with a couple of kicks to D-Extreme. On the other side, Eamon X grabs Wolfang and delivers a running powerslam. Eamon bounces off the ropes and hits a running leg drop on Wolfang.
RK: “Vintage Hulk Hogan there by Eamon X. Nice legdrop if I do say so myself.”
Tidal hits D-Extreme with a hard kick yet again before reeling him in with a DDT. Tidal picks up D-Extreme and chokes him on the corner with his boot. Eamon X picks up Wolfang and tries to bundle him to the outside.
JR: “There are 4 men in that ring so far and we got 10 more competitors to go here in this match.”
Tidal stops choking D-Extreme and climbs over him for a 10 punch. Tidal lands 5 punches before D-Extreme grabs Tidal by the throat and slams him down to the mat. Both D-Ex and Tidal are down on the mat as the countdown starts. Wolfang fights out of the ropes as Eamon tried to bundle him out. Wolfang sends Eamon X reeling with a hard haymaker and follows it up with a side bulldog. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor. “Out of the silent planet” by Iron Maiden plays as Judge Death comes into stage and makes his way to the ring.
JR: “Here comes Judge Death. He is competitor no. 20. He might be frail and small, King, but he sure has a lot of power inside that body of his.”
JD enters the ring and picks up D-Ex. He delivers a couple of punches on D-Ex before he hooks him up for a vertical suplex. It connects and D-Extreme is rolling on the mat as JD sets his sights on Tidal. Tidal is up on his feet and turns around only to get his throat grabbed by Judge Death. JD lifts him into the air with one hand and is loking to chokeslam him out of the ring. To Judge Death’s dismay, Tidal somehow kicks him in the crown jewels.
RK: “I feel sorry for Judge Death. He might be small and strong but nobody, atleast men, can be impervious to THAT kind of hit.”
Judge Death is down on his knees as Tidal PIMPSLAPS the hell out of him. The barrage of these pimpslaps however ends as D-Extreme barges in the scene to take down Tidal with a running big boot. On the other side, we see Wolfang grabbing Eamon X and tries to bundle him to the outside of the ring yet again. The countdown ends as the buzzer sounds for the next competitor. The familiar ‘n-T-o’ voice is heard and Bombhsell comes out with his entrance music “Rollin”.
JR: “Here comes the nTo member, Bombshell. He is sure to make a good presence here in the rumble. He is afterall a former X-WCW World Champion”
BS slides in the ring and delivers a beating to Tidal in the corner with some hard boots to the midsection. Tidal tries to fight back with some punches on Bombshell but The Mad Bomber strikes his elbow on the forehead of Tidal hard enough to stop the rally of the man from the UK. D-Extreme meanwhile tries to bundle out Judge Death. But D-Extreme cant seem to shove JD off of the ropes since Judge Death is clinging to the ropes like his hands were struck to it.
RK: “Judge Death is trying to hang on there, JR. But the inevitable thing here is that JD will be eliminated soon if he cant get out of that predicament soon.”
D-Extreme continues his luck in sending JD out of the ring but JD is still holding on to the ropes in hopes of survival. Out of nowhere, Wolfang attacks D-Extreme from behind. Wolfang turns D-Ex around and takes him down with a T-Bone suplex. Wolfang helps Judge Death up and both men agree on taking out D-Extreme. Judge Death makes his way on the fallen D-Extreme, but all of a sudden, Wolfang grabs JD on the back of the head and turns him around to toss him over the ropes. JD is out of this match and got double crossed by Wolfang.
TH: “Judge Death has been eliminated!”
JR: “It seems like Wolfang has opted to dupe JD instead of using his help in taking out D-Ex from this match.”
RK: “I told you JR, eventually, that little turd will be out of this match. And he did.”
Outside the ring, a discontended Judge Death lisps some random words on his way to backstage. The buzzer sounds and here comes the next competitor. “Wherever I roam” by Metallica plays as Daedelus makes his way down the ramp.
JR: “Here comes entrant number 22, Daedelus.”
Daedelus enters the ring and takes Wolfang down with a dropkick. Eamon X goes over to where Bombshell is and spins him around for a couple of lefts. Bombshell is backed on the ropes as Eamon X goes to eliminate the big man. Tidal on the other hand tangles with D-Extreme in the corner in a chopping contest. Tidal blocks one of the chops by D-Ex and takes D-Ex down with a hard chop of his own on the chest of D-Extreme.
JR: “D-Ex goes down hard on the mat after that hard chop across the chest by Tidal. Tidal picks up D-Ex and kicks him on the gut.”
Tidal goes for a bodyslam but D-Extreme prevents him from it via an elbow to the side of the neck. Tidal backs off as D-Extreme kicks him on the mid-section and puts him between the legs for a powerbomb. D-Extreme lifts Tidal on his shoulders and slams him down hard for the powerbomb. On the other side Bombshell does the same after delivering a hard shot to the forehead of Eamon X. Bombshell takes Eamon X down to the mat with a devastating Powerbomb.
RK: “Bombshell powerbombs Eamon, D-Ex powebombs Tidal. That’s two at the same time JR!”
Daedelus sends Wolfang on the ropes and takes him down with an armdrag takedown and follows it up with a ground fujiwa armbar. Wolfang fights out of it as he sits up and slowly rises up to reverse the hold. He eventually does switches the armbar into a sleeper hold to try and surpress Daedelus. But the fatigued Wolfang cant hold on with the sleeper as Daedelus sends him down to the mat with a snapmare. The buzzer sounds and “Imperium” plays to the arrival of BLASTER.
JR: “Here comes BLASTER, he is one of the fan favorites here in the X-WCW.”
The Blast man wastes no time in entering the ring and he and D-Extreme pick up Tidal. Both men send him into the ropes and eliminate Tidal with dual clotheslines.
TH: “Tidal has been eliminated!”
Bombshell tries to take Eamon X out of the match by bundling him over the ropes, but D-Extreme and BLASTER comes over to stop him. Bombshell goes down with a big boot on the face by D-Extreme. BLASTER goes to the top rope and delivers an elbowdrop across the throat of Bombshell. Wolfang is on the corner and Daedelus tries to send him out of the ring.
JR: “This match is nearing an hour but the first two competitors, Wolfang and Eamon, are STILL in this match. This just goes to show you, both of these men still have the energy to fight on in this royal bash. But with 7 more men to go, can they continue their stretch here in the match?”
The buzzer sounds off and “WAR” by the village people play. Impactor enters the Royal Bash at number 24 and makes his way towards the ring. Bombshell is sent into the ropes by D-Extreme and BLASTER but he takes both men down with dual clotheslines. Bombshell rolls for a while before getting up. His timing however was bad as Eamon X charges at him and sends him down to the mat with a SPEAR!
JR: “Bah gawd, Eamon X just drilled Bombshell with that spar!”
Impactor comes in the ring and picks up BLASTER. There he starts to back BLASTER into the corner and deliver some shoulder thrust into the mid-section. Impactor backs up and goes for something else but BLASTER sticks out his foot and it hits the face of Impactor. Impactor stumbles down to the mat as BLASTER climbs to the top rope. Impactor gets up and sees BLASTER flying off the ropes and connecting with a cross body block on Impactor.
RK: “I might not like BLASTER that much, but that was a very well executed move from the top rope. I can complement him with that.”
The buzzer sounds and here comes the next competitor. “Step Up” plays and Tempest gets to ringside and slides into the ring.
JR: “Here comes entrant 25. Tempest is one of X-WCW’s, if not the wrestling industry’s hottest rookies this year. With his abilities, I think he can go far here in the X-WCW.”
Tempest hits an axe handle on the back of Daedelus to stop him from eliminating Wolfang. Tempest spins him around and goes for a clothesline but Daedelus somehow grabs it in time to do a Benoit-esique Crippler Crossface. Eamon X and D-Extreme double team on Bombshell with a double suplex. BLASTER kicks Impactor on the mid-section and hits him with the Deep Impact.
JR: “DEEP IMPACT! BAH GAWD! That just shook the ring there.”
RK: “I know JR, and look, Daedelus has Tempest on that crippler crossface. I think Benoit is smiling somewhere in Atlanta, or Ontario, or wherever he is right now.”
Tempest is locked on the hold but shows signs of not tapping out. Thankfully, Wolfang breaks it up and grabs Daedelus for a punch. Wolfang follows it up with a hard kick to the stomach before he rams Daedelus face first into the turnbuckle. The buzzer sounds and “Speed Demon” blares on the PA Systems to sound the arrival of Flash Stryker.
JR: “Here comes Flash Stryker. Flash Stryker is the 26th entrant to this Royal Bash.”
Flash Stryker slides into the ring and spins BLASTER around. Flash hits him with a nicely executed dropkick. BLASTER goes down as Flash Stryker goes to the top rope. Flash turns around and goes for a moonsault, but BLASTER gives him knees to land on and Flash Stryker is down on the mat clutching his mid-section. Eamon X and D-Extreme are starting to bundle Bombshell out of the ring but Tempest attacks D-Ex from behind.
JR: “Tempest is back up and just took D-Extreme down with a hard forearm smash on the back of his head.”
RK: “The Human Bulldozer just grabbed Eamon X and lines him up for a powerbomb. Say goodbye Eamon! Time for you to take a ride! HAHAH!”
Tempest tries to Powerbomb Eamon but Eamon backdrops out of the move. Tempest gets back up and Eamon charges at him. Eamon falls down with a shoulder charge by Tempest. Tempest drives an elbow drop towards the chest of Eamon X. Flash Stryker is sent to the corner by BLASTER and he follows him over. Flash floats over BLASTER once reaching the corner and takes BLASTER down with a spinning heel kick. Flash Stryker springs on the ropes and lands on the top rope to do some turnbuckle attack on BLASTER. But to his dismay, Bombshell is there to shove him to the outside.
TH: “Flash Stryker has been eliminated”
The same time Stryker gets out of the ring, the buzzer sounds. “XXX” plays as Christopher Daniels makes his way to the ring.
JR: “Here comes another nTo member into the Royal Bash. Daniels gives the nTo one of the most dominating force to ever step into the top turnbuckle. Aside from his arial abilities, he is a known technical wrestler.”
Daniels gets into the ring and charges at BLASTER. BLASTER sees him and takes him down with a hiptoss. Bombshell and D-Extreme slug it out on the corner. Eamon X and Tempest try to bundle the other man to the outside. But it seems both are equal and are at risk of eliminating each other. Wolfang grabs Daedelus and hits him with the Crimson Twilight. Daedelus staggers backwards into the ropes and Wolfang follows it up with a superkick to send him over the ropes.
TH: “Daedelus has been eliminated!”
JR: “Wolfang just took care of Deadelus with a punctuating superkick to the jaw.”
RK: “I still say it’s a good sign to see Wolfang still on this rumble. I am telling you JR, he is gonna get back that X-WCW Ultimate World Title.”
Wolfang goes over to Eamon X and pulls him towards him. Accidentally, Eamon X elbows Tempest on the forehead, sending him toppling over the top ropes.
TH: “Tempest has been eliminated”
JR: “Tempest is out and it was inevitable since both Eamon and Tempest were in a vulnerable position. But Wolfang pulled Eamon out of the spot which cost Tempest his stay here in this Royal Bash.”
Wolfang starts to hit Eamon X with lefts and rights and backs him into the corner. BLASTER grabs Chris Daniels and hits him hard with the Deep Impact. Christopher Daniels stumbles backwards and leans on the ropes while BLASTER goes for the charge. Daniels slumps down to the mat and BLASTER goes over the top rope. To BLASTER’s luck, he hangs on to the top rope and picks himself up from the apron and back into the ring. D-Extreme, meanwhile, kicks Bombshell to the gut and prepares him for the Xocution as the buzzer sounds.
JR: “Here comes the 28th competitor for this royal bash”
“Time to burn” plays as Devil Screamer runs towards ringside. He slides into the ring and attacks D-Extreme before he connects with the X-Ocution. Wolfang hooks Eamon X in a suplex and tries to dump him into the outside. But Eamon X blocks the move.
JR: “D-Extreme is currently laid out there on the mat by Devil Screamer, King.”
RK: “Atlast, someone is stepping up to D-Extreme here.”
Bombshell thanks Devil Screamer and tells him to help him take out D-Ex. D-Extreme is down as D-Screamer bounces off the ropes. To his dismay, Bombshell hits him with a big boot to the face and he stumbles back over the ropes and falls to the outside.
TH: “Devil Screamer has been eliminated!”
RK: “Well…see ya boy. Nice knowing you though.”
BLASTER spins Chris Daniels around and sends him over the ropes. Daniels lands on the apron but BLASTER scouts him and smacks him over the head with a bionic elbow.
TH: “Christopher Daniels has been eliminated!”
JR: “Daniels is out of this match, King. So far there are 5 men in this ring. D-Extreme, Bombshell, Eamon, Wolfang and BLASTER. 2 More men are left and I know one of those 2 is Cyberstrike.”
RK: “Cyberstrike will have a breather here JR. I am not saying that because he writes our paychecks. Infact, it was 3 months ago the last time he signed for those checks. I wonder who pays us these days.”
The buzzer sounds as a familiar song hits the PA Systems. Lo and behold, Sting makes his way towards the ring and attacks BLASTER. Wolfang finally lets go of the move and smacks Eamon across the face and goes for a hard punch to the face. Eamon blocks it and delivers a really painful headbutt on Wolfang. D-Ex is sent to the ropes by Bombshell and he looks to hit a back body drop on the xtreme one. D-Extreme, stops and delivers one vicious kick on Bombshell that appeared to hit his jaw hard. Bombshell staggers back to the ropes and D-Extreme takes him outside with a clothesline.
TH: “Bombshell has been eliminated!”
JR: “That was one hard kick there by D-Extreme to Bombshell.”
RK: “I hope the mad bomber is alright.”
Wolfang is on the corner as D-Extreme and Eamon double team on him. Both men kick him on the gut and Eamon takes him down with the X-Blast. Wolfang is down on the mat and both Eamon and D-Ex goes towards Sting who is laying it down on BLASTER. Sting turns around to see Eamon X and D-Extreme. D-Ex grabs Sting and takes him down with a bodyslam. Eamon X meanwhile picks up BLASTER and tries to bundle him out.
JR: “D-Ex and Eamon here are trying to double team the rest of the competition.”
RK: “Both men might have some fetish on each other I guess.”
The buzzer sounds and “Immortal” by Adema plays. Cyberstrike runs down the aisle and slides in. He sees Wolfang getting up and slowly goes to him. Wolfang is up and Cyberstrike grabs him and launches him over the ropes.
TH: “Wolfang has been eliminated!”
JR: “Wow, Cyberstrike seems to take it easy here in the Royal Bash now huh?”
Cyberstrike turns around to watch the other people try to take each other out. D-Extreme grabs Sting and lifts him in a gorilla press. He goes near to the ropes and tosses the stinger out of the ring.
TH: “Sting has been eliminated!”
Cyberstrike turns to see Impactor rushing to him. Cyberstrike does the logical thing to do and sidesteps out of the way and grabs Impactor by the head to toss him over the ropes.
TH: "Impactor has been eliminated"
FINAL FOUR
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are now in the final four men of this Royal Bash. Cyberstrike, D-Extreme, Eamon X and BLASTER are the only wrestlers here in this ring. One of them will walk out here to meet the X-WCW Ultimate World Champ at Starcadde Xtreme.”
Cyberstrike and D-Extreme approach each other and have a staredown in the middle of the ring. On the other side, Eamon X gets frustrated of trying to put BLASTER out of the ring and grabs BLASTER and sends him to the nearby corner instead. Eamon starts lighting him up with chops on the chest. D-Extreme and Cybestrike start to exchange some punches in the middle of the ring. D-Ex kicks CS in the gut and tries to send him to the ring.
JR: “CS reverses the irish whip and send D-Ex bouncing off the ropes. CS catches D-Ex and takes him down with a spinebuster!”
RK: “That just hurt D-Ex in a bad way JR. Both men are fighting yet again! CS won earlier, and I bet he will win against D-Ex here yet again. He will show D-Ex who is boss!”
Cyberstrike stalks D-Extreme who is getting up. CS grabs D-Extreme and goes for the Crackdown. D-Extreme shoves his elbow on the forehead of CS and sends him staggering back. Eamon X sends BLASTER into the ropes and he bounces off the other side. Eamon goes for a clothesline but, BLASTER does the same thing. Both men collide in the middle of the ring and both men go down.
JR: “BLASTER and Eamon X almost beheaded each other with those clotheslines!”
D-Extreme drags CS in the middle of the ring and tries the X-Ocution. CS shoves D-Extreme out of the way before he locks the front facelock. D-Extreme charges at CS who tries the same. Both men also go down with a dual clothesline. De ja vu you say? I say…WHY YES!
RK: “D-Ex and CS just sent each other down with the same move JR. This is beginning to be weird.”
Eamon X is the first man to get up. Cyberstrike is the next man to get up and turns around to see Eamon charging for a spear. He is too late as Cyberstrike is drilled down to the mat with Eamon X’s spear. Eamon gets up and grabs Cyberstrike, he sends him to the ropes and follows him there. Cyberstrike bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline by Eamon. Eamon staggers towards the ropes and goes over the ropes. Eamon luckily lands on the apron and picks himself up. Cyberstrike turns around and gets nailed with a hard punch by Eamon X who is still on the apron. Before CS can stagger, Eamon grabs him by one of his arm and hiptosses him out of the ring.
TH: “Cyberstrike has been eliminated!”
Eamon X slowly gets in the ring as D-Ex is up. D-Extreme and Eamon X shake hands before they start exchanging punches nearby the ropes. D-Extreme smacks Eamon hard with a knee to the gut and lines him up for a powerbomb. He lifts him and directs him towards the edge of the ring. Eamon X somehow gets out of his grasps and lands infront of him. Eamon X hits a forearm on the head of D-Ex who spins around and realizes BLASTER is up and charges at both men. Before Eamon can see BLASTER coming, or D-Ex reacting, BLASTER clotheslines BOTH Eamon and D-Ex over the ropes, eliminating both men.
TH: “D-Extreme and Eamon X have been eliminated!”
The bell rings and BLASTER’s music plays through the speakers. BLASTER collapses in the ring and lies there for a while. He gets helped up by the referee who raises his hand.
TH: “THE WINNER OF THE 2004 X-WCW ROYAL BASH…BLASTER!!!”
BLASTER raises both arms in the air in victory. Outside the ring D-Extreme is the first man to get up from the two and looks pissed off. He kicks the nearby steel steps before heading towards the backstage. Eamon X gets up and slides back into the ring. BLASTER who doesn’t realize Eamon is back in the ring, slowly turns around and sees him. BLASTER stops celebrating as both men stare down on each other.
JR: “I wonder if Eamon X is still mad on what just happened earlier?”
RK: “HE SHOULD BE! BLASTER just got lucky and should get what he deserves now, another X-Plosion!”
Eamon X stretches out his hand for BLASTER. BLASTER accepts it and both men shake hands. Eamon X raises BLASTER’s arm in the air. The fans cheer for the X-WCW Royal Bash winner as we go to the announce table.
JR: “What a night we had here Randal!”
RK: “You said it, JR! We had a new champ and a new Royal Bash winner here tonight! I cant wait to see Nitro next week!”
JR: “Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you very much for joining us tonight here on X-WCW Royal Bash. For Randal King, this is James Russel, GOOD NIGHT!”
The scene changes and we hear “Remedy” by Cold as we see a video recap on all matches from the PPV. At the end of the music video, the X-WCW copyright logo appears before we go off-air.
VO: “Life, no one knows where it will take us”
The footage shows Divebomb handing the Ultimate X-WCW World Title to Eamon X before raising his arm.
VO: “Is it all in decisions that guide us? Or does fate play a bigger role dictating which path we will travel?”
The footage shows Divebomb putting the contract on top of the hook in the King of the Mountain match. It shifts into Eamon X pinning Cane Deathscream to retain the title.
VO: “Which course we will be taking, what twists we must endure?”
The footage shifts into a black and white scene of Eamon and Divebomb going nose to nose.
VO: “One thing is for certain, there is no certainty…no way to know”
We see the footage of Divebomb blasting Cane in the face with the chair. The footage goes on again to show a colored version of Eamon and Divebomb in a staredown.
The footage fades to black for a while before returning to see Tempest holding a sledgehammer infront of a groggy Reaper.
VO: “And everything can change in an instant”
With that said, Tempest is seen hitting Reaper over the head with the sledgehammer, causing Reaper to fall into the 6 feet grave. Before the scene fades, Tempest is seen holding the TV title up in the air.
VO: “In a flash, the things you hold close can disappear. Vanished like a lost thought.”
The footage shows D-Extreme and Cyberstrike raising each other’s hand in the middle of the ring during the first X-WCW show. The scene shifts into Cyberstrike smirking at the stage while we see a fallen D-Ex inside the ring.
VO: “Life long trust can turn on you. Blood can betray you, and the future you foresaw, GONE.”
D-Ex is shown helping Cyberstrike up and then it skips into D-Ex smashing the nTo kendo stick on the head of CS. The scene shifts into CS delivering the breakdown on D-Ex and get a close up of D-Ex bloodied up as he is lying on the mat. A photo of the two holding the ACW tag team titles are shown before it gets torn up by someone. That someone is revealed to be CS after the camera zooms out. The footage fades to black.
VO: “Tonight is a pivotal point where paths collide”
We go back to see the X-WCW stage filling up with fireworks and stage pyros. The scene shifts and shows the various X-WCW superstars who are entering the Royal Bash. While we see them flashing on our monitors we get a soundbite from the various X-WCW announcers.
JR: “The 30 men royal bash”
CR: “30 men will collide for one goal and one goal only”
RK: “Who is gonna come out and face the champ at Starcadde?!”
VO: “And while some men’s dream will be shattered, no one’s lives will ever be the same again”
The footage shows the various eliminations that took place in last year’s Royal Bash.
VO: “One moment can change everything.”
The footage shifts into a black and white scene of Tony Bonito winning the bash.
VO: “Tonight, fate will rear his head”
The footage shows Rage hitting Xille with a chair.
VO: “Destiny will play his card”
We see D-Ex and CS in the ring staring down on each other.
VO: “The road to starcadde has opened once again….”
The video shifts into the X-WCW logo.
VO: “The X-WCW, sponsored by Locust Pie’s incorporated presents…ROYAL BASH 2!!!”***
We go to ringside as “Remedy” by cold plays at the PA Systems. The fireworks go off to start this PPV live at the Highburry Stadium. The camera pans over to the announce table nearby the entrance ramp with James Russell and Randal King.
JR: “Welcome everyone to the biggest X-WCW event this month! Welcome to Royal Bash 2! Hello everybody this is James Russell alongside Randal King and we are live at the Highburry Stadium!”
RK: “The fans here in England are hyped up, JR!!!”
JR: “I am hyped up as well for this event, King. Tonight, 30 men will compete in the ring for the Ultimate X-WCW World Title shot at Starcadde Xtreme. We will have a good time watching that along with the rest of the matches here.”
RK: “If I was allowed to wrestle again, I would enter that match, JR! But then again its been 15 years since I stepped into the squared circle.”
X-WCW TV Championship
Tempest © vs Judge Death
JR: “Our next match here at The Royal Bash ought to be a beauty, Randal!”
RK: “That’s right, James: Judge Death is getting a TV Title shot against the human bulldozer known as Tempest! But will his 100 pound frame be able to withstand the Australian giant’s onslaught?”
JR: “We’re about to find out!”
RK: “As always, here’s the lovely Terri!”
A moment later, “Out of the Silent Planet” hits, and Judge Death makes his entrance to a mixed response.
TH: “The following contest is set for one fall, and is for the X-WCW Television Title! Introducing first: the challenger, from Deadworld, near Glasgow in Scotland – JUDGE DEATH!”
The ‘tweener response continues as Judge Death enters the ring.
And a few moments later, “Step Up” hits, and Tempest makes his entrance to a loud chorus of boos.
TH: “And his opponent: from Australia, he is the reigning and defending X-WCW TV Champion – The Human Bulldozer, TEMPEST!”
Upon reaching the ring, Tempest eyeballs Judge Death, and with a shout of “I…. SMELL…. MASSACRE!”, he enters the ring.
The referee takes the TV Title belt and holds it up before handing it to Terri. She leaves the ring, then the referee calls for the bell to commence the match.
Tempest and JD lock up in the centre of the ring, but Tempest throws JD off him and to the ground as if he was nothing. This doesn’t stop JD, though: he gets right back up and ties up with Tempest once more, but the result is identical.
As JD rises again, Tempest grabs him in a front face lock, dropping him into a quick DDT. Tempest goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “Judge Death, despite his slim frame, is never to be underestimated!”
JD gets to his feet, but once more, Tempest goes on the attack. Tempest whips JD into the right ropes, attempting to clothesline him on the rebound. JD, however, ducks this, and after rebounding off the left ropes, he runs behind Tempest, locking him in one of his signature moves: the Hard To Swallow.
JR: “My God! I’ve seen Judge Death using this move on the independent wrestling circuit, and I must say that no one there has EVER escaped this hold!”
RK: “Tempest is a big and powerful man, though, so he has a better chance of doing that than most people!”
After holding Tempest for about 30 seconds, JD manages to bring him to his knees. But Tempest doesn’t stay down for long: with a surge of energy, he gets back to his feet, grabbing JD’s legs and piggybacking him. Tempest runs backwards into the back right turnbuckles, sandwiching JD in the process. Tempest turns around to deliver a couple of hard kicks to the chest of JD. JD is down on the corner as Tempest backs off and charges with a running knee charge that hits on the throat of Judge Death.
JR: “My god that was a hard move to take. Infact, someone ring the bell, this guy aint fighting right!”
RK: “I don’t see the referee calling for the bell, JR. Its all legal here.”
Tempest picks up Judge Death and whips him into the ropes. Tempest catches JD and levels him with a spinning spinebuster.
JR: “Shades of Arn Anderson there by Tempest. Now he sends JD to the corner.”
With the wind knocked out of JD, Tempest capitalizes on this with a 10-second boot choke in the corner, which JD manages to break with a stiff kick to Tempest’s right knee. And while Tempest is smarting from that, JD bounds to the top turnbuckle, hitting a Buff Bagwell-style Blockbuster on Tempest once he straightens his stance.
JD goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “It’s not over yet!”
JD gets up, and waits for Tempest to rise. While this happens, Tidal – with a steel chair in tow – runs out to the ring from backstage.
JR: “That’s Tidal! What business does he have in this match?”
RK: “Well, there has been some friction between him and Judge Death lately, so this could be interesting!”
And inside the ring, JD has Tempest in a headlock. He brings Tempest to the left ropes, and Tidal mounts the ring apron, lifting the chair in a stabbing position, to hit JD. However, JD pulls Tempest right into the path of the chair, and as a result, the top of the chair hits Tempest right in his throat.
JR: “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! Tidal might have just cost Tempest the TV Title!”
RK: “That blow was meant for Judge Death! I’m sure of it!”
Tidal realises his error and jumps off the ring apron. With Tempest now struggling to even breathe, JD prepares for his own Touch Of Death, hitting Tempest with it and going for the final pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! NEW CHAMPION!”
JR: “And another new TV for Cyberstrike to buy!”
The bell rings, but before the referee can hand JD the belt, Tidal storms the ring again, hitting JD with a VERY stiff chair shot to the head and laying him out in the ring!
JR: “If I were Terri, I wouldn’t bother to announce the winner, since Tidal’s in a VERY foul mood!”
RK: “And I just can’t stand to see a young woman get hurt!”
JR: “Neither can I, Randal. Neither can I.”
RK: “Well, James, that was a short and shocking match-up.”
JR: “It was, but there are MANY more matches on our card tonight, including the 30-man Royal Bash itself!”
RK: “Stay tuned for that!”
The Loser leaves the X-WCW
Cane Deathscream vs Depth Charge
JR: “OK then, Ladies and Gentlemen: it’s time for the power struggle between Cane Deathscream and Depth Charge to end. This could have serious ramifications for the match between Divebomb and Eamon X later tonight, Randal!”
RK: “It sure can, James! If Cane actually loses this match, it makes you wonder who the special referee will be in that very match!”
JR: “I’d presume that Depth Charge would take over that particular duty if he’s the one who has to leave!”
RK: “I guess so, but would he do it as fairly as Cane would?”
JR: “Oh please.”
RK: “Ah, whatever!”
“Deadly Game” hits, and Cane Deathscream comes out to a loud chorus of boos.
TH: “The following is a Loser Leaves X-WCW Match! It is scheduled for one fall….”
But suddenly, Cane points at Terri Hotbody, shouting “FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!” at her.
TH: “And with an added stipulation: Falls Count Anywhere! Making his way to the ring: he is the X-WCW General Manager – CANE DEATHSCREAM!”
Just as Cane reaches the ring, Depth Charge jumps over the safety barrier on the rear side, charging at Cane and attacking him!
JR: “BAH GAWD! Depth Charge didn’t want to wait to be introduced!”
RK: “Why would you want to wait for anything when your job’s on the line?”
JR: “All right. I take your point!”
RK: “And Cane’s taking a pounding!”
Sure enough, DC unleashes a flurry of punches and stomps on Cane, eventually taking him down. DC then grabs Cane by his hair, bringing him to his feet and back toward the ring.
DC enters the ring himself, and once Cane is standing in the ring, the bell rings to officially start the match. DC tries to capitalise on his earlier attacks by attempting a crucifix pin on Cane, bringing him down and causing the referee to start the count.
RK: “1…. 2…. Cane rolls out of it!”
JR: “And Cane’s lifting him up! What raw, animalistic power!”
Cane rolls over onto his knees to escape the pinning predicament, and he succeeds in lifting DC up in the process. Cane then drops DC with a modified Samoan drop before making a pin attempt of his own.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Depth Charge needed to dig deep to escape that!”
DC gets up, and Cane whips him to the left ropes. On DC’s rebound, Cane goes for a boot to the face, but DC catches it with his hands. However, Cane turns it into an Enziguri kick, taking DC to the mat quickly.
With DC down, Cane goes for a blatant choke on DC. The referee tries to break the hold, but Cane retorts by saying “Just remember who’s paying your salary, boy!”, and the referee backs off.
JR: “Now that should NOT be happening, Randal.”
RK: “Cane’s the GM! If the ref calls for a DQ, Cane will just overrule it!”
JR: “And you think that’s fair and just?”
RK: “I never said that!”
Cane releases the chokehold, allowing DC to get up. Once he does, both men tie up in the centre of the ring, but the much larger Cane is able to gain a quick strength advantage, shoving DC right into the right rear corner.
Cane follows this up with a running back elbow attempt, but it misses its mark as DC moves to his left at the last second. Cane bounces off the turnbuckles, only to be met with a snap suplex from DC.
DC springs to his feet, walking up behind Cane and locking in a cobra clutch. His ring positioning – right in the centre – is perfect.
JR: “This could be it! Cane could be leaving us forever if he taps out to this!”
RK: “But you should never underestimate Cane’s height advantage! He may well be able to break out of this yet!”
DC keeps the hold locked on. Thirty seconds pass, and the referee lifts up Cane’s free hand. Once it falls, the ref counts “ONE!”.
A few seconds later, Cane’s hand is lifted once more, and it falls once more, with the ref counting “TWO!”.
And a few seconds after that, Cane’s hand is lifted into the air again, but this time, it does not fall. Instead, Cane elbows DC in his midsection six times, causing DC to finally break the hold.
Now free, Cane gets to his feet, whipping DC to the front ropes. On DC’s rebound, Cane knocks him right down with a thunderous clothesline, than he capitalises with three successive elbow drops. He goes for another pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
RK: “Depth Charge is determined to remain employed here! As is Cane!”
JR: “You’re not wrong there! Cane’s right on his game tonight!”
RK: “And it’s far from over!”
DC and Cane get up, and Cane tries to whip DC into the ropes once more, but DC reverses it. Cane rebounds off the right ropes to be met with a stiff superkick from DC, but this fails to take the bigger man off his feet. So DC goes for a running elbow smash, which also has a minimal effect on Cane.
Unable to stop himself in time, DC bounces off the right ropes and falls on his back. Once Cane sees this, he signals for a chokeslam, and once DC gets up, Cane hits the move with authority!
JR: “GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! That chokeslam must’ve measured on the Richter Scale!”
RK: “I definitely felt it from here!”
With a shout of “I’M NOT THROUGH YET!”, Cane picks DC up off the mat, lifting him into a snake eyes position, walking across to the left side of the ring, and throwing him right over the ropes to the floor!
DC lies motionless on the floor outside the ring.
JR: “Poor Depth Charge can’t possibly take much more of this, Randal.”
RK: “Though he is an in-ring veteran, James, so he might have a few tricks up his sleeve yet!”
Cane mounts the left rear turnbuckle, preparing for a huge splash on DC, but he waits a fraction too long to pull it off as DC – in a desperate move – rolls to his left. Cane crashes right into the safety barrier, knocking the wind out of him and bringing him to his knees.
But DC is in no condition to take an immediate advantage of the situation. He too is still down and hurt, and as a result, the referee starts the mandatory 10-count: “1………… 2………… 3………… 4…………”
Before the referee reaches 5, Cane gets up. He walks over to the fallen DC slowly, crouching over him and preparing to deliver some stiff blows to his head. However, as Cane prepares to deliver the first punch, DC reaches up to Cane’s face, and attempts to unmask him!
JR: “Depth Charge is going for Cane’s mask!”
RK: “HELP! HELP! I’m having a WWE flashback here!”
JR: “STOP IT!”
RK: “Sorry!”
DC’s unmasking attempt is in vain as Cane retaliates with several VERY stiff blows to DC.
Cane then stands up, bringing the semi-conscious DC to his feet and taking him up to the stage. Cane then takes DC to the front edge of the stage, setting him up for the Raising Cane powerbomb. Cane executes the move, dropping DC right off the edge, onto a stack of tables ten feet below.
The referee makes his way to the “drop zone”, and Cane jumps down to make the pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. 3! What a sadistic beating that was!”
RK: “And what an ending to the career of Depth Charge!”
JR: “Cane is on a rampage, and I strongly doubt he’ll call the Ultimate World Title match down the middle!”
RK: “Never mind that right now: we may as well start singing the goodbye song!”
JR: “Please don’t….”
RK: “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!”
With the bell having sounded, Terri makes the announcement to a very angry audience.
TH: “Here’s your winner – CANE DEATHSCREAM!”
The fans launch into a deafening “Deathscream SUCKS!” chant as Cane picks up the unconscious DC. Carrying him over his right shoulder, Cane heads for a dumpster in the backstage area. He opens the dumpster and lifts Depth Charge up in his arms in a military press.
CD: “Good riddance to bad rubbish!”
With that, Cane throws Depth Charge in the dumpster and shuts it close.
JR: “No sports entertainer should have to suffer such an indignant end to his or her long career!”
RK: “Still, I guess there wasn’t enough room in this company for the both of them!”
JR: “Maybe so, but if I were Divebomb or Eamon X right now, I’d be running scared!”
RK: “I know I would! Cane’s on a roll, and it looks like no one on Earth is going to stop him!”
JR: “You may be right there.”
RK: “We’ll be back in a moment!”
X-WCW U.S. Heavyweight Championship
Tidal vs Blaster (c)
TH: “The following X-WCW US title match is scheduled for one fall.”
JR: “Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. To those who just tuned in to our PPV spectacular, the upcoming match will be between Tidal and Blaster. This is gonna be for the X-WCW US Heavyweight Title.”
RK: “Both men have a history with each other, we cant deny that JR.”
The Highburry stadium goes pitch black for a while before the blue floodlights start circling around the arena. The pyros explode as a guitar riff starts to play.
“Why did I have to go and meet somebody like you?”
”Why do you have to go and hurt somebody like me?”
”How could you do somebody like that, “
”You know that I'm never coming back.”
“Boiler” plays at the speakers while the flood lights stop for a while before slowly swirling towards the stage to show Tidal standing there. The crowd gives the England native a good round of cheers.
TH: “Introducing the challenger, weighing in at 274 pounds, hailing from England, TIDAL!!!”
Tidal enters the ring and raises both arms to the crowd who continue to cheer. The floodlights stop following him as it turns off. Suddenly, a voice is heard in the PA Systems.
“HEAR ME NOOOOOWWWWW!!!”
The stage pyros explode as “Imperium” plays on the speakers. Blaster comes out with a positive response as well while he enters the stage. He holds the US title on one hand and slowly raises it in the air before walking down the aisle.
TH: “Introducing his opponent, from the United Kingdom. He is the X-WCW US Heavyweight Champion…BLASTER!!!”
JR: “Here comes the US champ, King!”
RK: “Yeah and I know it is about time for him to get dethroned! HAHAHA!”
Blaster slides in the ring and goes to the top rope to pose for the crowd. He goes down and gives the belt to the referee. The referee gives the belt to the timekeeper before calling both men to the center of the ring. The referee starts the match as the bell rings. Blaster extends his hand to Tidal but Tidal just shows his middle finger to his former friend before both men lock up.
JR: “Both men lock up in the center of the ring and Tidal quickly applies an armwrench to Blaster. Blaster spins around to reverse the maneuver but Tidal kicks him in the gut before Blaster could turn the tide around.”
RK: “Blaster is in trouble now.”
Blaster hits Tidal on the face with a couple of elbows to let himself go and bounces off the ropes. Blaster charges at Tidal but Tidal catches him and takes him down with a overhead belly to belly suplex. Blaster helps himself up using the ropes but as he turns around, Tidal clotheslines him out of the ring.
JR: “Tidal just shot Blaster over the ropes with that clothesline. Such raw power being displayed by this guy in the early going.”
RK: “The scary part is, I don’t think Tidal is done with Blaster yet.”
Tidal goes to the outside and picks up Blaster. Blaster surprises him with a couple of punches to the face to send Tidal groggy. Blaster raises one of his hands and looks at it before leveling Tidal with the said hand. Blaster shakes the hand he used to clock Tidal before he picks him up and sends him back to the ring. Both men are back in the ring as the referee counted to 6. Blaster is on the top rope and waits for Tidal to get up. Tidal gets to his feet and Blaster launches himself from the top rope to connect with a flying back elbow smash on Tidal.
JR: “Both men are down after Blaster hit that back elbow on Tidal.”
RK: “Correction, Blaster is up, unfortunately.”
Blaster is the first to get to his feet and picks up Tidal to send him to the ropes. Tidal reverses the whip and sends Blaster instead. Blaster leapfrogs over Tidal and bounces off the other end to take Tidal down with a running bulldog. Blaster hooks the leg for a pin 1…Tidal get a shoulder up. Tidal and Blaster get up at the same time but Tidal kicks him to the gut and slams him to the mat with a snap suplex. Blaster is picked up by Tidal and Tidal goes to a standing switch and delivers an overhead belly to back suplex that sends Blaster to the other end of the ring.
RK: “Man!!! Tidal right now is on the zone with those suplexes.”
Tidal slowly does a slit throat pose before approaching Blaster. Blaster gets up and kicks Tidal to the gut and lands a DDT. Both men are down as the referee does the 10 count. Blaster gets up as the referee counts to 8 and he picks up Tidal. Blaster backs Tidal to the top rope and delivers a couple of kicks to the mid-section. Blaster sits Tidal on the top turnbuckle before he goes for a superplex. Tidal attempts to stop him with some punches to the gut. Blaster climbs up to the top turnbuckle looking to hook Tidal with a firmer headlock for the superplex, but his strategy fails as before he could hook Tidal up, Tidal smacks him hard with a right hand on the face. Tidal shoves Blaster aside, hence Blaster crashes and burn to the outside of the ring.
Crowd: “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!!”
JR: “BAH GAWD! Blaster just crashed to the outside.”
Tidal slowly goes back to the ring before sliding to the outside where a motionless Blaster lies. Tidal picks up Blaster and rolls him back to the ring. Tidal gets in the ring and picks up Blaster, he delivers a T-Bone suplex to the US champ before pinning him. The referee starts to count 1….2…Blaster miraculously gets a shoulder up to the delight of the fans.
JR: “Blaster gets his shoulder up after that T-Bone.”
RK: “WHAT?! NO WAY!”
Tidal gets ticked off and does not believe the count. He agues with the referee for a while before he picks up Blaster. Blaster gets a kick to the gut, but he fights back with a punch to the face of Tidal. Tidal and Blaster go at it momentarily with an exchange of punches before Blaster blocks a punch from Tidal and delivers a hard punch that sends Tidal reeling. Blaster connects with a running clothesline and waits for Tidal to get up as he stalks him.
JR: “Blaster just got a burst of energy here King!”
RK: “Damn it! He got lucky the ref didn’t count that fast, Tidal should be the new champ by now!”
Tidal gets up and Blaster sets him up for the Deep Impact. Tidal ,however, smacks Blaster to the side of the head with an elbow strike and grabs him for a belly to belly suplex. Tidal and Blaster get up the same time and Blaster tries to punch Tidal. Tidal ducks and goes behind Blaster for a belly to back suplex. Blaster lands on his feet and is now behind Tidal for a quick roll up pin.
JR: “Blaster rolls Tidal up 1…2…NO! Tidal kicks out of the quick pin.”
RK: “Blaster is not gonna steal this match away from Tidal. That is what I know.”
Blaster gets up and charges at Tidal but Tidal sees him and delivers a flap jack. Blaster lands flat on the mat as Tidal goes over to the nearest corner and does something to the top turnbuckle. He takes off the padding of the turnbuckle and throws it to the crowd before he goes over the blaster. He sends Blaster to the corner but Blaster blocks it and kicks Tidal to the gut. Blaster sends Tidal to the paddles corner where Tidal hits his back to the steel buckle of the corner. Tidal stumbles forward while holding his back and into the clutches of Blaster who delivers a sidewalk slam.
JR: “It seems Tidal’s plan just backfired on him! Ha, good for him.”
Blaster wastes no time and slaps on the wall of tears on Tidal. Tidal yells in pain and tries to fight off the move. He attempts to go towards the nearest ropes but Blaster drags him to the center of the ring. Soon, Tidal starts tapping out and the ref sounds the bell.
TH: “Winner by submission and STILL X-WCW US Heavyweight champion, BLASTER.”
Blaster’s music plays and he finally lets go of the move. The referee presents the title to Blaster who raises the US belt in the air in celebration.
JR: “The challenger did everything he can do to win, but Blaster proved why he was the US champ as he overcame all odds to retain his title.”
RK: “Overcame the odds? I think he just got lucky tonight. Nice showing by Tidal, and I know that guy will go to better heights here in the X-WCW. Such a shame tonight aint the kids night. Victory slipped from his hands, but the next time he will face Blaster, he will be ready to beat the hell outta the blast man.”
X-WCW goes to a brief commercial break as Blaster leaves ringside with his title.
X-WCW World Tag-Team Championship
PowerBomb vs The Outcasts(c)
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and we go to the announce table with Russell and King.
JR: “What a colossal World Tag Team title match this one’s going to be, Randal!”
RK: “Don’t get me wrong, James: as much as I like The Outcasts’ style, I have a hunch that PowerBomb are due for a big win tonight!”
JR: “We’ll find out soon enough!”
RK: “Here’s the lovely Terri Hotbody!”
“Rollin’” hits, and PowerBomb – sporting nTo T-shirts – make their way out. The fans boo them loudly as they stride menacingly toward the ring.
TH: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the X-WCW World Tag Team Championships! Introducing first: representing the nTo, the team of Powermaster and Bombshell – POWERBOMB!”
The two giant men enter the ring, giving each other a Wolfpac-style gesture.
JR: “Just look at them, Randal. Two of Cyberstrike’s biggest lackeys, apart from that damn Cane Deathscream!”
RK: “It always helps to have powerful friends in this business, James!”
JR: “Having friends in sports entertainment is one thing, but the brown-nosing some of these guys will do to advance their position quite frankly makes me sick!”
RK: “Someone get this man a doggy bag!”
Then, “Wherever I May Roam” hits, and The Outcasts make their way out to the stage to a mixed response.
TH: “And their opponents: they are the reigning and defending X-WCW World Tag Team Champions. The team of Daedelus and Otacon – THE OUTCASTS!”
Terri makes a hasty exit from the ring as both Daedelus and Otacon storm the ring, removing their title belts and quickly engaging their nTo opponents. Daedelus and Bombshell exchange punches for several moments, as do Otacon and Powermaster.
Before long, Daedelus and Bombshell take each other out of the ring and to the floor, leaving Otacon and Powermaster as the legal men. The referee moves into position, and the bell rings to officially start the match.
As Daedelus and Bombshell finally make their way to their respective corners, Otacon and Powermaster continue to exchange blows on the inside. Otacon then whips Powermaster into the back ropes, and on Powermaster’s rebound, Otacon attempts a boot to the face. Powermaster ducks this, and after rebounding off the front ropes, Powermaster takes Otacon down with a stiff shoulder tackle.
But Otacon doesn’t stay down for long. While Powermaster poses for the crowd, giving “nTo 4 Life” gestures, Otacon stands up, walking up behind Powermaster and tapping him on the shoulder. Powermaster turns around, only to be met with a kick to the groin, followed by Otacon’s trademark move – The Final Impact!
JR: “THIS COULD BE IT! This could be one of the shortest title defences in X-WCW history!”
RK: “Not if Bombshell has anything to say about it!”
Otacon goes for the pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Bombshell broke it up, just as I expected!”
As the referee orders Bombshell out of the ring, Otacon and Powermaster start to brawl again, and after a moment or two, Powermaster whips Otacon into the front left corner, following it up with a thunderous corner splash! Then another. And another.
However, when Powermaster goes for his fourth corner splash, he misses his mark. Otacon drops to his right, causing Powermaster to crash awkwardly into the turnbuckle. As Powermaster stumbles back from the impact, Otacon manages to tag Daedelus into the match, and Daedelus climbs the turnbuckles for a high-risk manoeuvre. Once Powermaster turns to face Daedelus, Daedelus jumps off and hits a hard clothesline on him, taking Powermaster down. Daedelus goes for the pin.
RK: “1…. 2…. And Bombshell breaks it up again!”
JR: “No surprises there, of course.”
As the referee orders Bombshell to leave the ring once more, Daedelus continues his attack on Powermaster. He locks Powermaster in a crossface chickenwing hold on the mat, and the referee runs to their position to see if Powermaster wants to tap out.
JR: “What a surprise move by Daedelus there!”
RK: “Well, he IS the man of 1001 + 2 holds, so you shouldn’t be THAT surprised!”
Daedelus keeps the hold firmly locked in for another 30 seconds, but Powermaster shows no signs of submitting. Instead, and with a sudden burst of strength, Powermaster manages to turn on his stomach, bringing Daedelus with him. He then gets on all fours, and with Daedelus hanging on for dear life, he makes it to his feet! Powermaster then backs himself and Daedelus into the back left corner, knocking the wind out of Daedelus and enabling Powermaster to tag the fresh man – Bombshell – into the match-up.
Bombshell rushes right into the corner, nailing Daedelus with several stiff chest chops, each one being accompanied by a loud “WHOOOO!” from the audience.
Bombshell then whips Daedelus into the front right corner, following up the move with a running clothesline. Stunned by this move, Daedelus stumbles into the middle of the ring, where Bombshell waits to nail a snap DDT on him. Bombshell goes for a pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. Otacon breaks it up!”
RK: “See? It works both ways!”
JR: “Congratulations, Randal! You win The Duh Award!”
RK: “I aim to please, James! HA!”
The referee orders Otacon out of the ring, and Bombshell brings Daedelus to his feet. Bombshell hooks both of Daedelus’ arms, and hits a stiff double underhook suplex on him.
And on the outside, Powermaster sneaks around to Otacon’s corner, and with Otacon standing on the ring apron and facing the ring, Powermaster hits Otacon from behind with a stiff low blow. This brings Otacon right to the floor, and Powermaster capitalises on this with a succession of punches and stomps.
Back in the ring, Bombshell stands over the downed Daedelus, motioning for a chokeslam. Oddly enough, Powermaster does the same on the outside.
JR: “Are we gonna see them? Are we gonna see stereo chokeslams?”
RK: “We just might! And after that, they’re going to put the powerbomb in PowerBomb, I’ll bet!”
Sure enough, both of the nTo members wait for their respective opponents to rise, and once they do, Powermaster and Bombshell hit a pair of perfectly synchronised chokeslams on Otacon and Daedelus.
RK: “YIKES! And I thought Cane’s effort on the now-unemployed Depth Charge was a real Earth shaker!”
JR: “And it appears PowerBomb are NOT done yet!”
Both Powermaster and Bombshell bring their winded opponents up to their feet again, and with equally good timing, they hit stereo powerbombs on Otacon and Daedelus. Bombshell goes for the pinfall, and the referee – who has kept his eyes on the ring the entire time – makes the count.
JR: “1…. 2…. 3! We have new World Tag Team Champions!”
RK: “And with the HIGHEST possible authority, I might add!”
JR: “I’m sure PowerBomb will enjoy those little bonuses that Cyberstrike is slipping them!”
RK: “You do realise that you could be fired for saying that, don’t you?”
JR: “Ah shut up.”
RK: “Here’s Terri!”
The bell rings to end the match, and Terri announces the winners from ringside.
TH: “Here are your winners – and the NEW X-WCW World Tag Team Champions – POWERBOMB!”
The referee hands the belts to Powermaster and Bombshell, much to the chagrin of the crowd. However, their victory celebrations are very short lived as Raven Darkstorm and Vanth Dreadstar – StarStorm – come out of the crowd and attack them from behind!
JR: “It’s StarStorm! What on Earth are they doing attacking PowerBomb?”
RK: “I wish I knew, but I’d say they want a shot at the titles that PowerBomb just won!”
As PowerBomb and StarStorm brawl in the ring, the defeated Daedelus and Otacon make their way to the stage, only to be intercepted by AutobotJazz and SciFiMan – The Final Frontier – who come from the crowd and attack them!
RK: “And now the beaten Outcasts are under attack!”
JR: “I’m at a loss to explain these sudden attacks myself!”
RK: “Let’s hope that we get some answers at the next Warzone!”
JR: “Or Nitro. Which returns soon, I might add!”
The fights continue, and a number of security guards and X-WCW support staff try – in vain – to break up the fights!
JR: “This is ugly stuff!”
RK: “It is, but I still love it!”
JR: “I just KNEW you’d say that!”
RK: “And there’s much more to come, including the Royal Bash itself, and our HUGE Ultimate World Title match between Divebomb and Eamon X! Stay with us!”
X-WCW Xtreme Championship
Ultimate X match
Xille vs Ignavus vs R.E. Rage (c)
We go back to the X-WCW PPV, Royal Bash 2 as we see the Ultimate X structure already prepared for the next match.
JR: “Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. During the commercial break, the production crew finally placed the ropes and the belt to prepare for the first Ultimate X match here in the X-WCW. TNA owner Jerry Jarrett was excited to agree to us borrowing the match that he even told Cyberstrike and the rest of the X-WCW brass to call him anytime to use it.”
RK: “I guess that goes to show you, Cyberstrike gots the connections.”
TH: “The following match is scheduled for one fall. It will be for the X-WCW Xtreme Championship Title and it will be in an ULTIMATE X MATCH! The person who would go across the cable and get the belt from it will be the winner of this match. Using anything at your disposal to get the belt is allowed, using a ladder, however is not allowed.”
RK: “That seems to be a very interesting stipulation. No ladder means they either need one hell of a jumping ability or just need to climb the poles and then use the ropes and get the title. These 3 will get their win the hard way.”
“High Wire Escape Artists” plays and Xille comes out the stage and starts to jump up and down. Looking all pumped up, he sprints towards the ring and slides in.
TH: “Introducing first, he hails from Lancaster, Ohio. XILLE!!!”
JR: “Every time he enters the X-WCW stage, he looks so pumped up! The crowd here at the new Wembley Stadium are in total support of this youngster.”
RK: “I think the reason he is so hyper is he is taking too much sugar on his coffee whenever he drinks backstage.”
“Clint Eastwood” hits the PA, Ignavus is seen at the top of the stage, and he makes a big over exaggerated yawn and walks, slowly down to the ring. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he groggily gives the fans some high fives. At one point, he trips on the wire and slowly gets up.
TH: “Uhm…ok. The second competitor, IGNAVUS!”
RK: “HAHAHAH! He tripped! What a moron.”
JR: “Ignavus always looks unmotivated at appearance, King. But I seen this wrestler’s talents, he is like a doormat volcano, you just have to be at the right time and right place to make sure he wont do one up on you.”
Iggy slides into the ring and yawns before he gives a high five at Xille.
“I AM IT!!!”
The stage lights go out and after 10 seconds, the lights go back on as stage pyros explode.
“BREAK!!!”
Rage enters the stage with a cocky smile on his face. On his way down the aisle, he points at Xille and Ignavus in the ring while muttering something. The Highburry crowd gives him a heartfelt chorus of boos as he slowly makes his way on the ring steps.
TH: “and the final competitor, weighing in at 238 lbs. He is the current X-WCW Xtreme Champion…R.E. RAGE!!!”
JR: “Here comes the X-WCW Xtreme Champ, R.E. Rage. Rage is a very ego-maniacal man who thinks he is great.”
RK: “But he is great JR! You see, most of these people here would LOVE to see him loose. But in the end, they will be very disappointed and pissed of cause after this is all said and done, I bet Rage will win this match.”
JR: “That is a easy thing to say King. Remember, he has 2 opponents. These 2 men are not just challengers, infact they recently formed a tag team. Its not safe to say for Rage that its gonna be more like a 2 on 1 instead of a 3-way match here.”
Rage walks on the apron and faces the crowd. He raises both his arms at them with the cocky grin still on his face. He turns around and gets into the ring. Xille and Ignavus are on the same corner as Rage looks at them from the corner just across them. The bell rings and Rage slowly makes his way to Xille and Ignavus. Before he could hit one of them, both men tells him to halt and Iggy and Xille start to play papper, rock and scissors.
RK: “Is this some sort of joke for them? This is a match!”
Xille and Iggy continues to play the game since both men cant get a different pick. Rage gets frustrated and grabs both men by the head and he slams the heads of Xille and Ignavus on each other. Xille and Ignavus go down after that collision with each other’s head as Rage bounces off the ropes. Rage delivers a running fist drop on Xille before he grabs him and sends him into the corner. Rage turns around to pick up Ignavus, but Iggy delivers a couple of hard shots to the ribs to make Rage let go of him. Ignavus hits a hard shot on Rage’s face that sends the Xtreme champ down to the canvas.
RK: “That punch looked like it put Rage into sleep. Most of the time, Ignavus puts us to sleep with his unmotivated wrestling. This is something new I found out about him.”
JR: “Right. Rage is down and out after that punch and it seems like Xille is just behind Ignavus. Ignavus turns around and they shake hands before going for a lock up.”
The two men lock up in the ring while Rage is slowly crawling towards a corner. Ignavus gets the upperhand with an arm wrench. Xille runs towards the ropes, he springs to the ropes and takes Iggy down with a spinning DDT! The amazing move gets a pop from the crowd as both men slowly get up. Xille runs towards Ignavus, but Iggy takes him down with a DEEP armdrag. Xille gets up again and runs towards Iggy yet again. Ignavus jumps over Xille and turns around only to get a hard forearm smash by Xille on the rebound.
JR: “Ignavus is down after that diving forearm smash by Xille. Xille picks up Ignavus but look at the corner, King!”
Rage climbs the turnbuckles and eventually he slowly climbs on the poles. Ignavus and Xille notices Rage and they come towards Rage. Xille climbs the turnbuckle and grabs Rage by the leg. Rage tries to shake him off but Xille holds on. Ignavus, while the other two are struggling just stands there looking at them. Xille delivers a shot to the leg of Rage before he grabs Rage on the other leg. Rage is now on the shoulders of Xille while he struggles to hold on into the steel structure on the corner. Eventually, he lets go and both men fall on their backs to the mat. Both men are down as Ignavus just stands there for a while to look at the 2 fallen wrestlers.
RK: “What is he doing there besides looking at them?! HEY YOU IDIOT! GET THE BELT ALREADY!”
Ignavus does just that as he climbs on a corner and eventually into the structure. He grabs onto the cable and goes hand by hand nearer where the belt was. But he gets cut short as Xille gets up and grabs him by the legs.
JR: “Xille grabs onto Ignavus’ legs right now, King. But I don’t think this is a wise idea to do. You see Ignavus could better yet just unhook the belt while hanging and thank Xille for it.”
Ignavus tries to unhook the belt, but before he does, he gets pulled down by Xille to the mat. Iggy lands on his back and Xille starts stomping away. R.E. Rage gets up and spins Xille around for a hard punch to the jaw. Xille stumbles backwards and Rage connects with a clothesline. Rage taunts the crowd before he turns around and picks up Ignavus.
JR: “R.E. Rage grabs Ignavus and he puts him in the corner. Rage climbs up the turnbuckle and he starts hammering away on the head of Ignavus.”
Rage delivers a 10 punch on the head of Ignavus before he gives Iggy the verbal beatdown before jumping down to the mat. Ignavus falls face first into the mat as Rage turns around to get a hard kick to the gut by Xille. Xille lights up Rage with a stiff chop and follows it up with a dropkick.
JR: “Xille hits R.E. Rage with a dropkick. Nice elevation there by Xille if I do say so myself King.”
Xille turns around to see Ignavus getting up. Xille waits for Ignavus to get on both feet before he delivers one hard saultkick to the face of his tag team partner. Xille bounces off the ropes but Rage is up and tries to deliver a hiptoss. Xille blocks the move and punches Rage to the gut. Xille kicks Rage to the midsection and delivers THE LAST MILE.
JR: “WHAT AN IMPACT! Xille just leveled R.E. Rage with The Last Mile.”
RK: “OH NO! Xille is gonna go up now!”
Xille looks at the belt above him before he runs towards the corner. He quickly goes up the turnbuckles and with a snap of the finger, he is already holding the cables to make his way towards the belt. Ignavus sees Xille and he follows him up as he goes to the other side.
JR: “Xille and Ignavus are on the cables right now to get the belt. Xille is in the center of the crossing and he is now trying to release the belt from the cables.”
RK: “And here comes his tag team partner! Ignavus and Xille might be the newly made tag team named ‘defeault’ but as they told Rage, they don’t mind beating the other one senselessly if it was necessary. Tonight JR, its necessary.”
Ignavus hangs on the cables and hits a kick on Xille. Xille almost falls off but he hangs on the cables and delivers a kick on Ignavus for retaliation. Ignavus slips one of his hands and he is only holding the cable with one hand. Xille takes it to his advantage as he holds on the cables tight before he lets both of his feet land on the chest of Ignavus. The hard kick sends Ignavus falling to the mat and Xille resumes unhooking the belt from the cable. Xille finally unhooks the belt and drops down to the mat with it. The bell rings and Terri Hotbody gets the mic.
TH: “The winner and NEW Xtreme Champion, XILLE!!!”
“High Wire Escape Artists” plays at the speakers and Xille celebrates his title win by raising his newly won title belt in the air. Ignavus gets to his feet and approaches Xille. He extends his hand to his new tag team partner and Xille gladly accepts the offer. Both men shake hands and soon, both raise their arms in victory.
JR: “I guess this means we got ourselves a new tag team in the X-WCW.”
RK: “And I thought it was just gonna be one of them ‘one nighter’ tag teams like Hogan and Okerlund”
Xille and Ignavus celebrate as Rage is outside the ring. Rage heads to the backstage area disappointed that he even shoves Cole Ryan who was about to interview him. X-WCW goes to a brief commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The commercial shows the X-WCW logo before a Voice Over is heard
VO: "After the fallout of Royal Bash 2, the X-WCW will begin its world X-Tour. To find out the venues of the next Nitros and Warzones...log on to X-WCWrestling.com"
**************
We go back to the PPV to see Cole Ryan running towards Divebomb who just entered the backstage area with his bag.
CR: “D-Bomb! Can I get an interview with you for a while?”
DB: “Whoa there kid, sure you can. Don’t run for it, I’m up for your questions tonight.”
CR: “Divebomb, we seen your impressive win over five other men in the King Of The Mountain match on Warzone. Now you are the no. 1 contender for the Ultimate X-WCW World Championship, do you have any comments on your victory over the other 5 men?”
DB: “I went into that match, with only one thing on my mind...Wait, no that’s a lie. I had two things on my mind that night. One was winning that match and the other was stopping Cyberstrike from winning it. So I guess I could say that I accomplished both of my goals that night. The other four men are all great competition and I have had a long history with most of them. But like I said, I wanted it bad and now I get a shot at the one man I didn't beat in the 7 man match before it. Eamon X.”
CR: “Tonight, you will face Eamon X in that match for the Ultimate X-WCW World Championship Title. D-Bomb, I have to ask you, how are you feeling about your chances of winning here tonight in the Highburry Stadium?”
DB: “How am I feeling? That's a good question. Now let me think about it for just a moment. I am here tonight to face Eamon X for the world title. On one hand I get to go for the title and on the other I get to face Eamon. You know I am feeling damn good. Like I said I get my chance to beat the one man I didn't in the 7 man match, which is normally enough motivation for me, and I get to do it going for a title. My chances are damn good. You see in this match, Eamon, is the hunted. He's going to try and do everything to keep the title. But me, I am the hunter and I am always at my best when I am doing the hunting. I am going to bring the title home tonight, count on it.”
CR: “There is a possibility for you to loose in this match. But there is another chance for you to redeem yourself. So if you did loose to Eamon, how will you fare well with the other 29 men in the Royal Bash? Because like Vin Ghostal last year, you will have to be the first entrant of this year's Royal Bash just in case you lose. But if you do win against Eamon, who do you think will win at the 30 men Royal Bash?”
DB: “Possible but not probable. I am going to win. But yeah there is a slight chance I could lose. So how would I feel about being number one? Doesn't matter. 1 or 30, it’s all just a number telling me how many people I get to beat the hell out of to get another shot. But since I won't lose, my pick, well. It doesn't matter. Bring them all on for all I care. But now I have to get ready, I'm out of here.”
D-Bomb heads to his locker room as we go back to ringside for the next match.
Hell's Chamber Match
Cyberstrike vs D-Extreme
TH: “The following match is the Hell’s Chamber match first from Indianapolis, Indiana representing the nTo he’s the CEO of The X-WCW Cyberstrike!”
JR: “Cyberstrike is one most talented and decorated superstars of all time, he’s currently the only former four-time X-WCW World Heavyweight Champion, a former 2-time ACW World Champion, the first ACW U.S. Champion and is one of two men to have held both the AWF and ACW Tag-Team Championships. He’s been in the first two of these the Hell’s Chamber
Matches and lost in both...”
RK: “No what it was, Cyberstrike made a blood vow on his mother’s grave that he would never be in another one.
JR: “Well that’s his excuse!”
As the speakers blast nTo followed by Adema’s Immortal Cyberstrike walks down the ramp and steps into the chamber as the fans boo him he walks around the chamber and shakes the chain walls and notices a ladder on the right side of the chamber and a bunch of tables on left side of the chamber (facing the furthest away from the door) and quickly heads for the tables and begins to set one up.
JR: “What is he doing?”
RK: “He’s got a plan for D-Extreme.”
Cyberstrike sets up the table’s legs and flips it over when he hears Terri’s voice, and he suddenly stops.
TH: “Introducing his opponent from North Carolina D-Extreme!”
DMX’s “X Is Gonna Give It To Ya” blasts on the speakers and D-Extreme comes out to a thunderous ovation and he walks down the ramp his focus is on the chamber and he calmly enters it.
JR: “D-Extreme is no stranger to the Hell’s Chamber match as one of the original six men in the first one although he lost that one he won his second X-WCW World Heavyweight Championship and his first U.S. Heavyweight Championship in it."
RK: “Yeah but think back when he won his first X-WCW World title reign in a battle royal when Cyberstrike jumped out the ring to let him win he won the second one because Cyberstrike gave him the shot because he couldn’t compete that night and lets not forget the fact that Cyberstrike awarded him the retired X-WCW European Championship. All this guy does is ride Cyberstrike’s coat tails. And he lost them both the AWF and ACW Tag Team titles.”
Cyberstrike and D-Extreme stand in the ring, surrounded by steel and chains, as they wait for the referee to lock the door. Once the door is padlocked the referee signals for the bell and the match begins. They get into each other’s faces and start talking trash to each other finally Cyberstrike slaps D-Extreme’s face. D-Extreme hauls back and punches Cyberstrike in the side of the face. Cyberstrike fires back with a series of punches, as does D-Extreme. The two men trade punches for a few minutes until Cyberstrike kicks D-Extreme in the groin and he falls to the mat Cyberstrike then heads to left of the ring and steps through the ring ropes and then turns and faces D-Extreme and leaps on to the top rope and balances himself on the rope and jumps off and nails D-Extreme with a Flying Leg Drop! Then he gets up and heads back to the tables and sets another one and positions them next to each other. After Cyberstrike sets up the tables he goes to one of the trashcans lining the chamber and pulls a steel chain and tosses it over his shoulder. D-Extreme gets to his feet and grabs the chain as Cyberstrike continues to look for weapons.
RK: “That jackass has that damn chain!”
D-Extreme sneaks up behind Cyberstrike and wraps the chain around his neck and chokes him down to one knee.
JR: “D-Extreme has got Cyberstrike down but why is he letting up on Cyberstrike?”
RK: “D-Extreme wraps the chain around his neck and oh my God!”
D-Extreme uses the chain to throw Cyberstrike face-first into the side of the chamber and then he tosses him into the steel struts that formed the Ultimate X and then back into side of the chamber!
JR: “D-Extreme is using that chain as a weapon and is using it to throw Cyberstrike around the Hell’s Chamber!”
RK: “I bet you’re loving this!”
JR: “You bet your ass I am! And it appears that Cyberstrike is out on his feet and D-Extreme tosses him back into the ring!”
As Cyberstrike is gasping for breath, D-Extreme looks at one of the trashcans attached to side of the chamber and pulls out a sledgehammer and blue bag! He re-enters the ring and puts the bag in the corner and points with the sledgehammer at Cyberstrike! Cyberstrike who with the help of the referee has gotten the chain off of his neck and the referee see D-Extreme with the sledgehammer and go over and tries to stop him from using it and D-Extreme shoves him aside! D-Extreme raises the sledge over his head and is about to hit his archenemies in the back with it when the referee grabs the sledgehammer and tries to pull it out of his hands; D-Extreme spins around and hits the referee in the ribs with the sledgehammer!
RK: “D-Extreme did that on purpose and he should be disqualified for it!”
JR: “Whether it was on purpose or not this match is no disqualification!”
D-Extreme stares at the ref lying on the mat and as he turns around he’s met by a desperation super kick from Cyberstrike that sends him down to mat! After the super kick Cyberstrike collapses on the top rope and uses it to hold himself up for a few seconds and then he sees the blue bag in the far corner and sees D-Extreme lying on the mat. Cyberstrike heads for the small blue bag in the corner D-Extreme grabs his ankle and pulls him down to the mat and puts him in an Ankle Lock!
JR: “D-Extreme has the Ankle-Lock applied and Cyberstrike is tapping out but the referee is still down!”
RK: “He can’t win the match by submission anyway only a standing ten-count!”
Suddenly the lights go out in the arena! When they reappeared Judge Death is standing in the center of the ring and he nails D-Extreme over the head with his nightstick!
JR: “What the Hell is Judge Death doing here?!”
RK: “Judge Death wants payback for what D-Extreme did to him on Doubleshot!”
Cyberstrike gets up and hobbles on foot to the corner and picks up the small blue bag and he opens it, while Judge Death gets a steel chair and sets up in the center of the ring. Cyberstrike pours the some of the contents of the small blue bag on the seat of the steel chair.
JR: “Oh My God it’s thumbtacks! Oh no Judge Death has picked up D-Extreme he’s setting him up for the Plunge!”
RK: “Judge Death looks like he’s going to make sure that D-Extreme lands face first on the tacks!”
As Judge Death holds D-Extreme up trying to adjust the landing right on the thumbtacks Cyberstrike is busy trying to revive the referee! But before Judge Death can nail the Plunge on D-Extreme, he fights out of it and lands on his feet and spins Judge Death around power bombs him on the steel chair with the thumbtacks on it! Judge Death screams in pain as the lights go out in the arena again and when they come back on only the damaged chair remains in the ring. D-Extreme faces Cyberstrike and the two men trade blows.
JR: “D-Extreme and Cyberstrike are trading blows. D-Extreme kicks Cyberstrike in the mid-section and is going for the
X-OCUTION but Cyberstrike shoves him into the ropes and kick in the gut and it’s a Stunner!”
RK: “That took a lot out of Cyberstrike both men are down!”
JR: “And so is the ref!”
D-Extreme and Cyberstrike are both out cold in the ring. Cane Deathscream comes running down the ramp with a referee shirt on and opens the lock with a spare key that he has. Cane grabs the other ref and drags him out of the chamber and then begins the ten count.
JR: “Oh no not Cane! D-Extreme is going to have his hands full!”
RK: “1..2..3...4...D-Extreme has his shoulders up and so does Cyberstrike! ”
Both men are up on their feet by 6 and Cyberstrike grabs the chair and nails D-Extreme in the back with it. D-Extreme falls to his knees and Cyberstrike hits over the top of his head with the chair and Cane begins the ten count but Cyberstrike tells him to stop and points to the ladders standing up on left side of the chamber near fans and cameras. Cyberstrike goes over there and folds up a 12-foot ladder and tosses it the top rope with the legs in the ring and the top part leaning on the rope the he goes for another ladder. D-Extreme sees the ladder and Cane watching on and crawls toward the ladder and grabs the leg of the ladder and as Cyberstrike tosses a second ladder in the ring D-Extreme pulls the legs of the first ladder and the top of the ladder hits Cyberstrike right in the jaw with such a force that it sends him right into the chain walls of the chamber! D-Extreme slides under the bottom rope and quickly gets to his feet and picks up Cyberstrike throws him into side of the chamber!
RK: “OW! That is gonna hurt a lot”
D-Extreme picks Cyberstrike up again but this time he picks him over his head and brenchpresses with him and tosses him over the top rope right into the center of the ring and only about two feet away from the sledgehammer. D-Extreme steps over the top rope and Cane kicks it! D-Extreme falls to the mat in pain!
JR: “This is completely unfair to D-Extreme he’s had to not only deal with Cyberstrike but with Judge Death and now Cane the General Manager and the special guest referee for the UW Title match later tonight!”
RK: “D-Extreme brought this on himself when hit the original referee with the sledgehammer Cane was making sure that he didn’t do that to him!”
JR: “That’s the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life!”
Cyberstrike yells at Cane to set one of the ladders in the middle of the ring and Cane does what he’s told to do. While Cyberstrike finds the blue bag with the thumbtacks in it and pours the tacks on the tables he set up before the match started. As Cane finishes setting up the ladder D-Extreme crawls on his knees behind Cane and nails him with a lowblow then he nails Cane with the X-OCUTION! Then he tosses Cane over the top rope and Irish-Whips him into the chamber’s door with such force that the door is busted off its hinges! D-Extreme turns around and is met by Cyberstrike who is holding the second ladder and rams it into D-Extreme’s ribs and he crashes on the steel grid. Cyberstrike lays the ladder down near D-Extreme and he picks up D-Extreme and scoop slams him on the ladder! He signals for another referee to come down and referee Sid Greene runs down the ramp much to Cyberstrike’s dismay.
RK: “D-Extreme should fined heavy for his assaulting referees and Sid Greene knows that Cyberstrike won’t let him referee this match!”
JR: “Sid Greene says he’s only the referee left to call this match!”
As Cyberstrike argues with Sid Greene, D-Extreme gets back to his feet and sneaks up behind him and grabs him and nails him with a Release Overhead German Suplex that send Cyberstrike over the top rope and crashing back into the mat with sickening thud!
D-Extreme gets back to his feet and drapes himself over the top rope as referee Sid Greene begin the 10 count!
JR: “Cyberstrike is down after that wicked Release Overhead German Suplex he has to be out cold!”
RK: “Get up Cyberstrike! Get up!”
JR: “One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight...”
RK: “He’s up!”
Cyberstrike is up on his feet and is leaning on the ladder to hold himself up as D-Extreme moves into the ring with a sudden burst of speed! He charges at Cyberstrike who surprises D-Extreme with a Drop-Toe-Hold that sends him crashing into the bottom rung of the ladder! Cyberstrike staggers back up to his feet and quickly find the steel chain that was used earlier in the match and he wraps the chain over his neck and begins to climb to the top of the ladder! D-Extreme still reeling after the Drop-Toe-Hold on the bottom of the ladder sees Cyberstrike climbing the ladder and starts climbing the other side of the same ladder, not realizing that is the side of the ladder facing nearest the tables with the thumbtacks on them! At the top of the ladder Cyberstrike drops the chain trying to wrap around his fist he then grabs the two cables that formed the giant “X” in the Ultimate X match as D-Extreme gets to the top of the ladder he tries to punch Cyberstrike who uses all of his remaining strength hanging on the “X” and to kick the ladder with D-Extreme on it!
JR: “Cyberstrike has kicked the ladder it’s rocking!”
D-Extreme now knowing the trap is about ready to jump down but this time Cyberstrike is able to kick the ladder over and D-Extreme crashes through the tables and tacks on the steel grid of the chamber!
JR: “OH MY GOD!! HE’S GOT TO BE BROKEN IN HALF!”
RK: “ONE WOULD HOPE SO!”
Referee Sid Greene begins the ten count as Cyberstrike climbs the steel cable to the turnbuckle pad nearest to D-Extreme.
JR: “What is Cyberstrike doing? I mean he’s won the damn match!”
RK: “He said that this would be the end of this war between them and he’s making sure that D-Extreme stays down! What’s the referee up to?”
JR: “Nine.”
At the nine count D-Extreme sits up like Michael Myers!
RK: “How the Hell is sitting up!”
JR: “My God what more can these guys do to each other?!”
D-Extreme stands up and challenges Cyberstrike to do something! Cyberstrike jumps at D-Extreme with a Cross-Body-Block but D-Extreme catches him and tosses him into the ring and grabs something out of a nearby trashcan two panes of glass! He enters the ring and places one of the panes under the bottom turnbuckle and the other in the center of the ring and sets Cyberstrike for an X-OCUTION on the pane of glass! But Cyberstrike fights out of it and reveres it into a Breakdown, but D-Extreme’s face barely misses the pane of glass. Cyberstrike picks up D-Extreme and positions him and signals for a DDT on the pane of glass!
JR: “No! Don’t do it!”
RK: “Oh yeah do it!”
Cyberstrike nails D-Extreme on the pane of glass with stiff DDT! Cyberstrike falls back on the top rope to hold himself up and sees the other pane of glass and crawls for it! He picks up the pane of glass and sets it near D-Extreme and then he picks up a bloody D-Extreme and sets him up for an X-OCUTION on the glass!
JR: “He’s not going to what I think he’s going to is he?”
RK: “Hell yeah he’s going to beat D-Extreme with his own finisher!”
Cyberstrike drops D-Extreme face first on the pane of glass with his own finisher! Then props himself up on the bottom rope as referee Sid Greene begins the ten count!
RK: “One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight...nine...ten! Cyberstrike wins!”
JR: “NO! It can’t end this way!”
RK: “Oh yes it has!”
TH: “The winner of the Hell’s Chamber Match is CYBERSTRIKE!”
As nTo followed “Immortal” by Adema the nTo runs down the ramp to check on Cyberstrike and Cane Deathscream. Powermaster and Bombshell check on Cane who is ok as Trinity and Chris Daniels check on Cyberstrike the nTo carry Cyberstrike to the locker room on their shoulders.
As Paramedics and EMTs check on D-Extreme. They try to get him on a stretcher and D-Extreme suddenly sits up and gets to his feet and nails EMTs with thunderous punches and kicks one paramedic and powerbombs him on the shards of glass and grabs referee Sid Greene and tosses him into the side of the chamber and then picks up the steel chain and wraps it around his throat and begins to choke him with it!
JR: “D-Extreme has snapped he’s hitting everything that moves!”
RK: “WE NEED SECURITY GUARDS, COPS, BOBBIES, OR WHATEVER THE HELL THEY’RE CALLED IN ENGLAND!”
Finally X-WCW security guards and officials come running down and enter the chamber and restrain D-Extreme!
JR: “As we get the ring cleaned up I want to remind our fans that X-WCW Nitro returns to the air tomorrow night and that our next pay-per-view Starrcade: Xtreme will be on four months after this show. This is part of the X-WCW’s comment to doing high quality programs. We hope that by doing our pay-per-views as a quarterly events that each one will be bigger and better than the last!”
X-WCW Ultimate World Championship
Special Guest Referee: Cane
Divebomb vs Eamon X(c)
JR: “This is it! This is perhaps the most important match-up in the short X-WCW career of our current Ultimate World Champion, namely Eamon X!”
RK: “And with the history between him and Cane of late, the odds against him have never been greater!”
JR: “As we saw earlier, Cane Deathscream – who stands before us in the ring – is on the warpath! He’s already put Depth Charge on the unemployed list, and I strongly doubt he’ll be fair and just in his officiating of this match!”
RK: “Oh, come on James! He’s only doing what he has to do!”
JR: “Yeah, Randal, right!”
RK: “Once again, here’s the lovely Terri!”
“Warriors of the World United” hits the PA system, and Divebomb makes his entrance to a decidedly mixed audience response.
TH: “The following match is set for one fall, and it is for the X-WCW Ultimate World Title! Introducing first: he hails from Burnaby – he is DIVEBOMB!”
Divebomb makes his way to the ring, entering it upon his arrival.
Then the arena lights go off. “Break & Enter” hits, and once the glass smashing is heard, the pyrotechnics explode into life! The lights return, and Eamon X – sporting a brace on his hurting right knee and the X-WCW World Title around his waist – makes his entrance to a HUGE ovation.
TH: “And his opponent: he is a native of Sydney, Australia, and he is the reigning and defending X-WCW Ultimate World Champion – EAMON X!”
Eamon X wastes no time in running to the ring. Upon entering it, he removes the title belt and throws it away rather than handing it to Cane.
RK: “Now that’s a VERY profound statement there!”
JR: “That’s right! Eamon X would NEVER give Cane the pleasure of taking the belt from him, under ANY circumstances! And frankly, I don’t blame him!”
Cane calls for the bell to start the match, and both D-Bomb and EX tie up in the centre of the ring. Neither one is able to gain the strength advantage, so D-Bomb breaks the tie up with a blatant low blow to EX. And Cane lets it slide.
JR: “I don’t believe it! Cane’s going to let Divebomb use every heel trick in the book!”
RK: “Perhaps Eamon X should do the same!”
JR: “Oh yeah. As if Cane will allow HIM to do that!”
RK: “Ah, quit whining and call the match!”
With EX clutching his groin, D-Bomb runs to the front ropes, hitting EX with a dropkick on the rebound. This knocks Ex on his stomach, and D-Bomb quickly gets up and locks EX in a surfboard hold.
RK: “We all know how good Eamon X is at reversing moves, but how’s he going to get out of this one?”
JR: “I don’t know, but Cane’s just standing there and hazing him. How pathetic!”
Cane gets in EX’s face, taunting him with a shout of “Give it up, you little jerk! There’s no place in this business for hacks like you!”. EX sees red, and with a surge of energy, he manages to roll out of the surfboard hold, taking D-Bomb down with him.
EX then gets up and advances on Cane, but Cane shouts “If you so much as touch me, I’ll disqualify you HERE AND NOW!”. D-Bomb makes good use of the distraction, hitting a schoolboy pin on EX, and Cane rushes to make an intentionally fast count.
RK: “1-2-KICKOUT!”
JR: “Now are you going to tell me that was a good count?”
RK: “Well, he did it the right way! He did the usual 1, 2….”
JR: “Stop it!”
Luckily, EX has kicked out, and he gets to his feet quickly, grabbing D-Bomb by the hand and hitting a stiff short arm clothesline on him. D-Bomb gets up, only to be taken down by a flying shoulder tackle from EX. And once D-Bomb stands again, EX delivers a nasty flying back elbow to him. EX goes for a pinfall, but Cane stands back, refusing to make the count.
JR: “Calling it right down the middle MY ASS!”
RK: “Stop talking about your ass! There are kids watching!”
As EX stands up to confront Cane again, D-Bomb hits him with another low blow, followed by a backslide pinning attempt. Once more, Cane moves into position to make a quick count.
JR: “1-2-NO!”
RK: “What was wrong with that count?”
JR: “It was 3 times too fast, for starters!”
RK: “Or maybe you’re on speed!”
JR: “Do you want the PTC and the FCC on our case again?”
RK: “Uhhh…. no!”
As EX gets to his feet again, D-Bomb slips out of the ring. So EX jumps to the back left turnbuckle to pull off a high-risk move. As he jumps into a flying elbow smash, D-Bomb dodges to his right at the last second, causing EX to crash into the safety barrier. While EX is stunned by this, D-Bomb reaches under the ring, pulling out his trademark weapon: a sledgehammer. As the dazed EX turns to face his opponent, D-Bomb rams the hammer into EX’s forehead, knocking him right back down to the floor. Cane joins them on the outside, and he stands over the fallen EX, shouting “Oh, I forgot to tell you: it’s FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!”. So D-Bomb covers EX, with Cane making a quick count once more.
RK: “1-2-THE SHOULDER’S UP!”
JR: “It takes a superhuman effort to kick out of that under these dire circumstances!”
EX gets up slowly, and D-Bomb grabs him by his left arm and hurls him back toward the ring. EX slides into the ring, but D-Bomb stays on the outside, grabbing the still groggy EX by his feet and pulling him – crotch-first – right into the turn post! And then, D-Bomb ties EX up in a figure four leglock!
JR: “OH NO! It’s just as I feared! Divebomb is going right for Eamon X’s bad knee!”
RK: “Not only could we be seeing the end of Eamon X’s title reign, but it may well be the end of his career if Divebomb keeps it up!”
JR: “Why are you down on Eamon X all of a sudden?”
RK: “Don’t get me wrong: I still like him, but he has to realise that once he’s at the top, DOWN is the only way he can go!”
JR: “He knows that all too well, I’d imagine!”
RK: “He should submit right now, and perhaps he’ll get another shot when he’s over his injury!”
While D-Bomb keeps the hold locked on EX, Cane continues to taunt EX. Cane shouts “I hope you enjoyed being the champ! Because as long as the nTo is running things, you’ll NEVER be one again!”. After almost a minute, D-Bomb finally releases the hold, and re-enters the ring to renew his assault on the hurting EX.
With EX’s knee in even greater pain, D-Bomb brings EX up to his feet, locking him in a sleeper hold. But this hold only lasts about fifteen seconds as EX drops into a jawbreaker, bringing D-Bomb down. EX rolls to the front ropes, using them as leverage in standing up again. He hobbles to the front left corner and awaits D-Bomb’s next move, which is an attempted running butt bump. However, the move misses its mark as EX moves to his left, causing D-Bomb to hit the turnbuckles hard.
RK: “That opportunist!!!”
The now-winded D-Bomb turns around to face the resurgent EX, who kicks D-Bomb in the gut and locks him in a suplex position. EX then hits a Goldberg-style jackhammer on D-Bomb, covering him for a pinfall. This time, though, Cane DOES make the count, albeit a slow one.
JR: “1…….. 2…….. NO!”
RK: “Now you can’t call THAT a fast count!”
JR: “No, I can’t. It was WAY too slow!”
RK: “Whatever!”
EX gets up, and allows D-Bomb to rise again. And once D-Bomb is up, EX grabs him by his left arm, locking him in a pump handle position and lifting him into a modified backbreaker – The X-BREAKER!
JR: “MY GOD! I’ve never seen Eamon X do THAT before!”
RK: “And it’s just as well he dropped Divebomb on his GOOD knee too!”
EX drags D-Bomb into the centre of the ring and covers him again. And surprisingly, Cane makes the count at a regular pace. 1…. 2…. But instead of counting to 3, Cane slaps his hand right on EX’s neck. Squeezing it tightly, Cane stands up, bringing EX up with him and hitting a thunderous chokeslam!
JR: “Who couldn’t see THAT coming? The fans deserve much better than this, Randal!”
RK: “But they’re NOT going to get it! Not tonight anyway!”
Cane then motions for the Raising Cane powerbomb, and he picks EX up off the mat, placing him in the headscissor position, moving toward the left ring ropes, and executing the move on EX, dropping him right out of the ring.
D-Bomb gets up, and Cane directs him to the outside. D-Bomb sees the semi-conscious EX on the floor, and covers him.
JR: “1…. 2…. 3! Damn you, Cane! GODDAMN YOU TO HELL!”
RK: “You can’t say GODDAMN on the air!”
JR: “I don’t give a crap! What I DO care about is the fact that Eamon X has been SCREWED in a way no other X-WCW wrestler has EVER been!”
RK: “Still, he fought the powers that be, and like all the others, he lost! And whether or not we like it is irrelevant!”
JR: “I’m sure Cyberstrike’s getting a damn good laugh out of this! And I wouldn’t be surprised if our new champion joins his nTo either!”
RK: “And if so, here’s my advice: deal with it!”
With the bell having rung, Terri makes the usual announcement.
TH: “Here’s your winner – and the NEW X-WCW Ultimate World Champion – DIVEBOMB!”
The crowd boos loudly as Cane hands the belt to D-Bomb, raising his arm afterwards. A mixture of “Deathscream Sucks” and “Divebomb Sucks” chants occurs as they approach EX – who is on all fours on the floor – and double-team him. After a succession of stomps and punches, they head to the back, leaving EX at the mercy of the EMTs who arrive a moment later.
JR: “Eamon X is hurting here, Randal.”
RK: “That’s true, yet he’s refusing to be stretchered out!”
EX manages to get to his feet without the help of the EMTs, and he hobbles to the backstage area.
JR: “Well, what a travesty of justice that was.”
RK: “Call it what you will, but one thing’s for sure: Eamon X is pissed!”
JR: “I hope he gets his revenge sooner rather than later!”
RK: “Maybe he can next week. Cause tonight, he better save the rest of his energy for the Royal Bash. Ladies and gentlemen, the match that you have been waiting for is coming at you live from England. The 30-man Battle Royal, will start, right after this commercial break! STAY TUNED!”
30-Man Royal Bash
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break to see Terri Hotbody in the middle of the ring.
TH: “The following match is a 30 man Royal Bash. Every 90 seconds, a X-WCW competitor enters the ring. To eliminate an entrant, you must throw him over the ropes and both of his feet must touch the ground. The winner of this match will face the X-WCW Ultimate World Champion at Starcadde Xtreme.”
JR: “This is it, King. This is the moment that we have all been waiting for.”
RK: “Yes it is JR. You saw the last match and you know who the first competitor here is!”
“Break and Enter” blares through the PA Systems and Eamon X comes out hobbling to the ringside. The fans give a huge ovation to the former X-WCW Ultimate World Champion.
TH: “Introducing the first entrant, EAMON X!!!”
JR: “Here comes Eamon X. Eamon lost tonight against D-Bomb, thanks to some efforts of a GM called Cane Deathcream. Champion or not, you got to admire Eamon X’s heart and determination to go through with this match. He has a bad knee going in this 30 man Royal Bash”
Eamon X slowly enters the ring and raises both arms in the air to the fans delight. He waits on the corner for the next entrant. “Brutal Planet” by Alice Cooper fills the speakers as the lights dim down. The lights go back after a huge explosion on the stage and Wolfang enters the ringside. The fans give him a mixed reaction as he makes his way towards the ring.
TH: “The second entrant, WOLFANG!!!”
JR: “Here is another former X-WCW Champion, King. Remember, it was Eamon X who defeated Wolfang for the title.”
RK: “Yes, and now its revenge time for Wolfang. Eamon X cant dominate tonight in this match. Cause he doesn’t only have to face 29 competitors, he has to battle against his body that has a blown out knee. He has to battle the physical and mental struggles of that injury and pull through to the end.”
Wolfang slides in the ring and looks at Eamon X with a cocky grin. Both men go to the center of the ring once the bell rang. Both men lock up and Wolfang manages to trap Eamon X in a side headlock. Eamon X fights out of it with some shots to the gut of Wolfang and sends him into the ropes. Eamon X goes for a clothesline but Wolfang ducks and bounces off the ropes to deliver a basement dropkick to the injured knee of Eamon. Eamon X drops to the mat and rolls in pain.
JR: “Wolfang sure is taking advantage of Eamon’s injury”
RK: “That is the price Eamon has to pay for being so confident and being so sure he can go through with this match, JR. He was way too assured of himself and now look who is crying like a baby in the ring who got a ‘boo boo’ in his knee”
Wolfang stalks around Eamon X who is struggling to get to his feet. Wolfang grabs Eamon by the leg that has an injury and slams it to the mat. Eamon shouts again in agony as Wolfang just laughs manically at the sight. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor.
JR: “Here comes the third entrant, Twintwist!”
“WAR” hits and Twintwist sprints into the ring and slides in. Both Wolfang and Twintwist stomp down on Eamon X before picking him up. Twintwist and Wolfang sends Eamon in the corner and they deliver a mudhole stomping to the former champ. Eamon is down on the corner as Wolfang tells Twintwist to back up and do a bronco buster. Twintwist grins before backing up and charging for one. But before Twintwist could land one, Wolfang takes him down to the mat with a devastating clothesline.
RK: “HAHAHAH! What an idiot. He just got fooled by Wolfang. Finish him off boy!”
Wolfang stalks his victim, Twintwist who is slowly getting up. Twintwist is up and Wolfang hits him with the Crimson Twilight! Twintwist stumbles backwards into the ropes and Wolfang shoves him over the ropes to eliminate him.
TH: “Twintwist has been eliminated!”
Wolfang turns around to pick Eamon X up but Eamon fights him off with some kicks to the mid-section area. Wolfang backs away as Eamon rallies back with some hard right hands on Wolfang. Eamon X ducks a clothesline by Wolfang and takes Wolfang down with hard haymaker. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor.
JR: “Here comes entrant no. 4”
“Lose yourself” hits the PA System and out comes Scifi Man. He dashes down the ramp and slides into the ring to deliver a hard punch to Eamon X. Eamon fights back with a punch of his own at Scifi Man. Eamon delivers a couple of more punches to him as he backs Scifi Man to the corner. Eamon X climbs on top of Scifi Man and starts punching away. 1…2….3….4…5..wait! Eamon X launches himself from the second turnbuckle and hits a crossbody on Wolfang who recently got up. Both Eamon and Wolfang are down as Scifi Man tries to shake the cobwebs before he picks up Wolfang. Wolfang is sent to the ropes and Scifi Man catches him with a hip toss. Wolfang goes down at the same time Eamon X gets to his feet to grab Scifi Man and takes him down with a DDT.
JR: “That was one stiff DDT there by Eamon X. But why did Wolfang just rolled himself out of the ring?”
RK: “Well he is using the rules to his advantage right now, JR. You cant be eliminated when you go under the ropes or between the ropes. You need to get OVER the ropes and get your feet on the outside to be out of this match.”
Eamon X bounces off the ropes but is grabbed by the legs by Wolfang. Wolfang drags him to the outside and in Ric Flair fashion, he clocks Eamon and takes him down. The buzzer sounds and “Tear Away” plays as Rage makes his way down the ringside. He slides in the ring and waits for Scifi Man to get on his feet. Scifi Man is up and turns around only to get a kick to the gut by Rage and the Revolver Shot. Rage picks up Scifi Man and tosses him to the outside of the ring.
TH: “Scifi Man has been eliminated!”
Rage smiles cockily as he watches Wolfang stomping down on Eamon X outside.
JR: “That Rage is ever the opportunist. He just eliminated Scifi Man who was just getting up and look at him, he is waiting for another opportunity here again.”
RK: “You cant blame the man for being smart, JR.”
Rage waits in the ring for the next competitor. Outside the ring, Wolfang picks up Eamon and tries to send him to the security barrier. Eamon reverses the whip and Wolfang collides head first on the barrier. Eamon hobbles towards Wolfang and picks him up. He back Wolfang on the barrier and starts a barrage of punches. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor.
JR: “Here comes Emissary. He is better known here in the X-WCW for being the right hand man of Lord Galvatron. He might be playing the guard role in the duo, but be warned, this monster is someone you should keep your eye on, especially when he steps into that ring.”
JR: “Here comes Emissary. He is better known here in the X-WCW for being the right hand man of Lord Galvatron. He might be playing the guard role in the duo, but be warned, this monster is someone you should keep your eye on, especially when he steps into that ring.”
Emissary gets in the ring as Rage just backs off for a while before slowly asking Emissary to lock up. Emissary complies and both men lock in the center of the ring. But as quick as lightning strikes, Rage strikes low…way low, below the belt specifically and Emissary is on his knees. Rage bounces off the ropes and delivers a dropkick to the face of Emissary. Emissary rolls on the mat before he gets up and leans near the ropes. There, Rage charges at him for a clothesline but Emissary scouts him and takes him into the air for a back body drop.
RK: “OH NO!”
Rage miraculously holds on the ropes and lands on the apron outside. Rage quickly climbs to the nearby turnbuckle and takes off to deliver a top rope rocker dropper on Emissary.
RK: “Well atleast Rage is safe again. That was such a close call. And that move was such a well…reminiscent of some washed up guy recently released by WWE.”
JR: “You mean Billy Gunn?”
RK: “Yeah, since the guy backstage is out of WWE jokes for me…I hope Gunn goes to Nashville and gets a high paid contract by Jerry Jarrett. Then they realize they wasted their money again on a has-been. HAHAHA!!!”
JR: “I take it you hate both of those organizations huh?”
RK: “What can I say, both organizations didn’t have the brains to hire me. They said I look TOO MUCH like Jerry Lawler. What can I say, he is my 2nd cousin.”
JR: “Anyway, how about we just get back calling this match instead of your colorful life?”
Rage picks up Emissary and backs him into the ropes before doing a standing dropkick. It connects and Emissary is out of the match.
TH: “Emissary has been eliminated!”
Just then the buzzer sounds and “high wire escape artist” plays. Xille, not far behind the music, sprints towards the ramp and slides into the ring. Xille gets to his feet and both him and Rage go into and exchange of punches.
JR: “Here comes Xille! He is the new X-WCW Xtreme champion and it seems like both Xille and Rage know that.”
Outside the ring, Eamon uses all his strength to toss Wolfang into the crowd. Wolfang is in the crowd as Eamon X goes over the barrier to follow him. Wolfang gets up and rakes Eamon on the face to send him back temporarily. Wolfang gets to his feet and does the dragon spin on the injured knee of Eamon to take him down. Wolfang grabs a nearby chair and folds it up to use it on Eamon’s knee but as he raises it up, Eamon kicks him in the mid-area. Wolfang lets go of the chair as Eamon slowly gets to his feet.
JR: “Back inside the ring, Xille blocks a punch from Rage and hits him with the sault kick. So far tonight, Xille never used any high flying moves in his arsenal. Shall he use it in this match?”
RK: “In the Royal Bash, JR, you got to use every trick you got to win here.”
Xille drags Rage nearby the corner and Xille begins to climb to the top rope. Xille stands up on the top rope and does a motion with his hands signaling for the 450 splash. Xille launches himself from the turnbuckle for the 450 splash but he lands on Rage’s knee as R.E. Rage lifted his knees to block the move. Xille stumbles to the mat and clutches his ribs as he screams in agony. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor. “Fear of Dying” plays as Lord Galvatron makes his way into ringside
JR: “Here comes Lord Galvatron. He is the 8th entrant of this rumble”
LG slides to the ring at the same time Rage is up. LG charges at Rage and almost beheads him with a very brutal clothesline. Rage is down as Lord Galvatron picks up Xille and sends him to the corner. Lord Galvatron chokes Xille with his boot. Outside the ring, Eamon X grabs Wolfang who was earlier DDT’ed on the concrete ground of the crowd area. Eamon X and Wolfang are now exiting the crowd area and have found themselves at the corridors of the Highburry Stadium. Eamon X sends Wolfang crashing towards one of the garbage cans nearby.
RK: “Seems like Eamon and Wolfang have found themselves brawling to the corridors of the stadium. Well lets get back to ringside and check on the other guys.”
Lord Galvatron lets go of the choke on Xille after Rage low blows LG. LG is on his knees as Rage grabs him in an inverted front face lock and slams him down on the mat with a inverted DDT. Xille slowly gets up and goes to the second turnbuckle as Rage unknowingly turns around to taunt the crowd. Xille takes this time to launch himself from the turnbuckle and takes Rage down with and overcast(the move that the hurricane usually does). The buzzer sounds for the next competitor.
“N-T-O”
With that music playing, Jeff Jarrett comes out of the stage and runs towards the ring. Just after he sprints away from the stage, both Eamon X and Wolfang stumble out of the stage as well with both men at each other. Wolfang blocks a punch from Eamon and grabs him by the head to slam it over the nearby X-WCW stage. Eamon X goes down as Wolfang stomps down on the former champ.
JR: “Jeff Jarrett is competitor number 9 and it seems both Eamon and Wolfang are still settling their differences outside the ring.”
RK: “You telling me, they are just behind us trying to destroy the other man.”
Jarrett enters the ring and picks up LG. He backs LG to the corner and starts delivering some boots to him. On the other side of the ring, Xille delivers a superkick to Rage but Rage blocks it. Rage flips Xille backwards but Xille lands on his feet and greets Rage with a clothesline. Rage is down and Xille picks him up and tries to bundle him out. On the other side, LG holds for dear life as Jarrett tries to bundle him out as well. The countdown stops, the buzzer sounds and “I Am” plays as AJ Styles takes off his hooded jacket and sprints towards the ring. And yes he ran past Wolfang and Eamon who are recently brawling on the ramp.
JR: “Here comes AJ Styles and he looks like he is pumped up for this match. Styles slides in the ring and starts delivering some shots behind Jarrett.”
RK: “Yeah AJ has come to his senses that the only way he can attack the nTo is by a cheap shot like that.”
AJ Styles spins Jarrett around for another punch and sends him to the ropes. AJ ducks down for a back body drop but Jarrett scouts it and kicks AJ on the face. Jarrett grabs AJ Styles for a bodyslam but AJ slides behind Jarrett and dropkicks the back of Double J. Jarrett collides with LG at the corner and both men go down. On the other side, Rage fights out and grabs Xille by the neck before delivering a headbutt. Xille stumbles back as Rage lunges in for a clothesline. Xille ducks and takes Rage down with a neckbreaker.
JR: “That was a wise move there by Xille. And what is AJ doing putting Jarret on top of LG?”
RK: “Whatever it is, AJ is leaving the ring cause he is now on the apron and just looking at Eamon and Wolfang beating each other senseless. Well AJ aint the only one having his attention to the two, the crowd nearby are since both men are still on the rampway.”
AJ turns his attention back to the ring as he launches himself from the apron to deliver a SHOOTING STYLES PRESS on Jarrett and LG! The crowd pops after Styles delivered that xtreme high spot to perfection.
JR: “SHOOTING STYLES PRESS!!! BAH GAWD WHAT A MOVE!”
Jarrett rolls off LG and holds his ribs in pain as Styles slowly picks him up. Styles hooks Jarrett up and delivers the Styles Clash on him. The buzzer sounds as “WAR” blares from the speakers. Topspin makes his way to the ring and soon slides in where he starts stomping down on LG.
JR: “Here comes entrant no. 11, Topspin.”
6 men are in the ring so far. LG is being stomped down on by Topspin. Rage is getting bundled out by Xille on the corner while AJ tries to bundle Jarrett on the ropes. Topspin goes over to AJ and starts to beat down on him. Topspin grabs AJ Styles and goes for a suplex, but AJ blocks it and kicks him on the gut. AJ backs up and delivers a dropkick to take Topspin down. Topspin falls down to the mat as AJ picks up Jarrett to bundle him out. Jarrett delivers a lowblow on AJ. Rage fights his way out of the corner and delivers some consecutive hard punches to Xille.
JR: “R.E. Rage is fighting his way out of an elimination here as he sends Xille to the ropes.”
Rage ducks down but Xille leapfrogs over him Rage turns around and Xille grabs him for a tornado DDT. Rage is planted on the mat after that move and the buzzer sounds for the next competitor. “lose yourself” plays and Autobot Jazz makes his way down the ring.
JR: “Jazz is the next competitor, at entry no. 12.”
RK: “I wonder if he will get more luck than his partner did earlier. Then again, theres no caring to see if he can stay longer. Eventually his butt is just gonna get shipped out of the ring like the rest of these guys.”
Jazz slides in the ring and helps out Topspin in trying to bundle out Lord Galvatron. Xille is on the top rope and goes to do something on Rage, but Jarrett punches him repeatedly to stop him. Jarrett is on the second turnbuckle and sets Xille up for a superplex. Xille blocks the move in time for AJ Styles to go under Jarrett and eventually carrying Jarrett on his shoulders. Xille stands up on the top rope and delivers a dragon attack on the top rope that hits Jarrett on the face. Jarrett falls off AJ and is outcold on the mat. Xille and AJ shake hands before picking up Jarrett and they are about to bundle him out. All of a sudden, Rage takes out AJ with a forearm smash and follows up a hard clothesline for Xille.
JR: “Rage looks furious as he delivers a barrage of kicks on Xille.”
RK: “Well obviously, he is still pissed off after Xille got his title.”
Rage shouts at Xille before he drags him to the corner to continue the stomp down on Xille. AJ gets up and spins Rage around for a snap suplex. Rage is down as Style gets himself up on the ropes and follows it up with a corkscrew body splash on Rage that makes the crowd cheer.
JR: “What an amazing feat there pulled off by THE PHENOMINAL AJ STYLES!”
RK: “I’d give that move a 10 out of 10 JR. But then again we aint in a top rope move contest.”
As AJ Styles get on his feet, Jeff Jarret grabs him from behind and takes him down with the STROKE!
RK: “STROKE! That is what I am talking about, JR! Double J is asserting his authority on poor ol’ AJ Styles, HAHA!”
Outside the ring, we see Eamon X and Wolfang continue their brawl. This time, a couple of road agents storm in and break them up. They try to break up the fight and send both men in the ring, but Eamon goes free from their grasp and charges towards Wolfang and takes him down to the ground. Eamon tries to connect some punches but Wolfang blocks them off. Wolfang pokes Eamon on the eyes to get out of his way. Wolfang gets up and attacks Eamon from behind with a hard forearm smash on the back of Eamon’s head. Wolfang starts to stomp down on the former X-WCW champ as the road agents try to pull them apart. The buzzer sounds off and here comes Vanth Dreadstar
JR: “What a hard shot there by Wolfang. Both men are STILL outside King.”
RK: “I guess they prefer a bigger play room, JR.”
JR: “Here comes competitor no. 13! Vanth Dreadstar. He is one half of the tag team known as Starstorm. This wrestler is a very technical savvy rookie that can also do certain high risk maneuvers.”
Dreadstar slides into the ring and takes out Autobot Jazz from behind with a hard club to the back. He drags him into the center of the ring before he snapmares him down. Dreadstar locks on a cross arm surfboard on Autobot Jazz. On the other side, we see Jarrett trying to bundle out AJ Styles. R.E. Rage gets up and helps out Jeff Jarrett. They try to bundle Styles out of the ring, but Xille is back up and takes out Rage with a hard forearm on the side of the head and following it up with a dropkick that send Rage reeling towards the ropes and over it. Rage luckily grabs onto the ropes and slides back in the ring as Xille spins Jarrett around and kicks him right below the belt before backing him into the corner.
JR: “Xille just went down under on Jarrett and he is now delivering some chops on JJ on the corner. Meanwhile, Vanth Dreadstar finally lets go of that very painfull hold on Jazz. LG is down on the apron and Topspin is trying to get him out of the ring.”
RK: “HAHAHA! It seems LG cant get out of the ring like he is a bad rash on Topspin’s skin.”
Outside the ring, Wolfang finally stops stomping down on Eamon X and stands there as the road agents check on Eamon X. Wolfang turns around as the buzzer hits and an explosion happens on the stage that Wolfang is nearby. “Only the strong survive”, by Flaw hits the speakers as Wrecka makes his way down the aisle. Wolfang stops him but Wrecka kicks him hard to the gut before following it up with a DVD.
JR: “Here comes our 14th entrant, WRECKA! He has been a top contender for the title since he has came here. I wonder how big of an impact he can make here as he did in his return.”
RK: “I guess it wont involve two men getting thrown to a barbwire net. That’s what I know.”
Wrecka enters the ring and grabs Vanth Dreadstar. He quickly sends Dreadstar over the ropes with a quick throw.
TH: “Vanth Dreadstar has been eliminated!”
Wrecka picks up Autobot Jazz and tosses him over the ropes as well. Xille delivers some chops to the corner on Jarrett but Wrecka comes there and hits him over the head with a double axe handle. Xille goes down the mat as Wrecka chokes Jarrett and lifts him up.
TH: “Autobot Jazz has been eliminated!”
RK: “Man! Wrecka is cleaning house here.”
Wrecka sends Jarrett out of his grasps but also out of the ring.
TH: “Jeff Jarrett has been eliminated!”
Rage goes for Wrecka but Wrecka takes him down with a hard boot that sends Rage stumbling back and over the ropes. Unknown to Wrecka, Rage is on the apron and rolls back in the ring. Wrecka goes over to where LG and Topspin are and shoves both men out of the ring.
TH: “Lord Galvatron and Topspin have been eliminated!”
The buzzer sounds and “Wolfpack” plays as Powermaster Prime makes his way into the ring.
JR: “Here comes the next competitor, Powermast Prime. We are halfway throughout this match and so far, Wolfang and Eamon are outcold outside the ring and they are still in this match. Inside the ring, Wrecka, Xille, Rage, PMP and AJ Styles are still active.”
HALFWAY MARK REPORT
(Participants still active: Eamon X (1), Wolfang (2), R.E. Rage (5), Xille (7), AJ Styles (10), Wrecka (14), Powermaster Prime (15) )
PMP slides in the ring and meets Rage with a clothesline. On the other side, Wrecka smirks at the two men he recently eliminated before he turns around only to get a dropkick from Xille. Wrecka staggers backwards and goes over the ropes and out of the ring.
TH: “Wrecka has been eliminated!”
JR: “Bah gawd! Xille just eliminated Wrecka”
RK: “WHAT?! That, that, how did THAT happened?!”
Wrecka could not believe it either and has a furious look in his face before he climbs back into the ring and grabs Xille and sends him through the ropes. Outside the ring, Eamon X and Wolfang are both getting up and look at each other. They have a staredown on the ramp before having an exchange of words. Both men agree to get into the ring first before beating the other man senseless.
JR: “It seems both Eamon and Wolfang come to a mutual agreement to get into the ring first before they beat up each other yet again. But it seems like a new couple have gotten into the outside area. Wrecka is out of this match but he is taking out his frustration with Xille as we speak.”
Wrecka starts pounding away on Xille on the outside of the ring as someone jumps from the crowd barrier. Its Ignavus and he starts attacking Wrecka to help out his friend. Wrecka is backed up on the crowd barrier by Iggy before Iggy backs up for a charge. Wrecka sticks his boot and it hits the head of Ignavus. Ignavus is grabbed by Wrecka and hoists him on the shoulders for the Burning Hammer. Ignavus is laid out as Wrecka and Xille start to have an exchange of punches outside the ring. The countdown starts for the next competitor.
JR: “This is such a warzone inside and outside the ring. OH! There goes the buzzer for the next competitor.”
“X gonna give it to ya” plays as D-Extreme makes his way towards the ring. AJ and Eamon deliver a beating on Wolfang. They whip him into the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but Wolfang stops and drops both men with dual DDTs. Rage is being stomped down by PMP on the corner before turning around to get a big boot to the face by D-Extreme. PMP stumbles towards the ropes and D-Ex clotheslines him to the outside of the ring.
TH: “Powermaster Prime has been eliminated!”
RK: “And to think, D-Extreme was PMP’s team mate in their old nTo days. Not only is D-Extreme a traitor but he is a bad one at that!”
JR: “How profound. Outside the ring, both Xille and Wrecka are still beating each other up. Xille might be outside but by the rules, he is still in this match.”
Outside the ring, Xille gets hit hard on the head by Wrecka with a forearm. Wrecka grabs a nearby chair and blasts Xille with it. He grabs Xille and drags him towards the backstage area. Inside the ring, D-Extreme picks up Rage and starts blasting him with punches. Wolfang on the other hand picks up Eamon X and tries to bundle him to the outside. AJ gets up and kicks Wolfang to the gut before delivering a snap suplex.
JR: “I wonder where the hell Wrecka went with Xille.”
RK: “I’m getting word backstage that Wrecka is still dragging Xille through the backstage corridors. Whatever it is JR, it is not looking good for Xille. If he will be unable to come back here in time for the final competitor, he will be eliminated by default. Eamon and Wolfang is safe since its just the 16th guy who entered so far.”
The buzzer sounds as “end of everything” plays. Raven Darkstorm makes his way down to the rampway.
JR: “Here comes our 17th entrant, Raven Darkstorm.”
He slides into the ring and starts to bundle out Eamon X. Eamon delivers a few punches to the head of Raven to try and keep him into the match. D-Extreme lifts R.E. Rage in his arms in hopes of tossing him out of the ring, but Rage slides down and low blows the big man. D-Extreme is down on his knees as Rage kicks him on the spine. To add insult to injury, R.E. Rage slaps D-Extreme around before he starts stomping away on him. AJ Styles goes to the top rope and launches himself with a Shooting Star Press on Wolfang. But AJ gets knees and rolls in pain on the mat after the impact.
RK: “OUCH! That is one bad way to land a shooting star press there by AJ.”
Wolfang gets up and grabs AJ to send him over the ropes.
TH: “AJ Styles has been eliminated!”
JR: “Styles is out of this match and there are only 5 men in the ring so far. D-Extreme, R.E. Rage, Eamon X, Wolfang and Raven Darkstorm.”
Eamon X fights back on Raven and delivers some more punches on him before sending him into the ropes. Eamon catches Raven Darkstorm with a back body drop and Raven is sent over the ropes and out of the ring.
TH: “Raven Darkstorm has been eliminated!”
“Superstar” by Saliva plays as Otacon runs towards the ring.
JR: “Raven has been eliminated by Eamon X and Otacon has entered this match as entrant number 18.”
Otacon gets in the ring and attacks R.E. Rage. He hits a hard bodyslam on Rage before picking him up for the Final Impact. Rage stumbles backwards as Otacon charges for a clothesline. Rage somehow slides down and pulls the top rope for Otacon to slip over the ropes and getting eliminated.
TH: “Otacon has been eliminated!”
RK: “HAHAHAH!!! I didn’t see THAT coming that early, JR!”
JR: “R.E. Rage being the opportunist that he is did it again. Its hard for me to say this King, but he has a chance to be the winner here if he keeps that up.”
R.E. Rage laughs at Otacon who is outside before turning around to see the towering D-Extreme infront of him. D-Extreme gives a big boot to Rage and he stumbles back over the ropes for his own eventual elimination.
TH: “R.E. Rage has been eliminated”
JR: “And when I was starting to like Rage. Hahaha.”
RK: “You are just jealous of Rage are you?!”
D-Extreme looks over him to see Eamon X and Wolfang slugging it out yet again. He just leans on the nearby corner and lets them be for a while. Meanwhile, we go to the announce table for an update.
JR: “We are getting words backstage that Xille and Wrecka are brawling in the parking lot right now. We will send you there right now.”
The X-Tron shows Xille being sent head first towards a dumpster by Wrecka. Xille’s prone body is then lifted by Wrecka after he opens the dumpster. Wrecka throws Xille inside the dumpster before locking it up. Wrecka seems not to be done with this stunt as we see the cameras follow him into a crane with a magnet.
Wrecka: “Steal my destiny will ya?! I WILL SHOW YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT RESPECT LITTLE MAN!”
Wrecka gets into the crane and operates it, the magnet goes over the dumpster and magnetizes it. The crane lifts the dumpster about 10 feet from the ground before Wrecka turns off the magnet to send the dumpster, along with Xille on the inside crashing down to the concrete floor.
JR: “BAH GAWD! WHAT IN THE HELL DID HE JUST DO TO XILLE?!”
RK: “That was just…sick…JR.”
JR: “Wrecka is a monster, well ladies and gents we will get more updates about that later cause we need to get back to this match. And by defeault, Xille does get eliminated.”
We go back to ringside as the countdown starts.
TH: “Due to unchangeable complications, Xille has been eliminated from this contest.”
The buzzer sounds as “Boiler” by Limp Bizkit plays. Tidal sprints towards the ring as the 19th entrant. He gets into the ring and D-Extreme greets him with a couple of clubs to the back. D-Extreme backs Tidal into the corner and delivers some right hands on Tidal. Tidal fights back with a couple of kicks to D-Extreme. On the other side, Eamon X grabs Wolfang and delivers a running powerslam. Eamon bounces off the ropes and hits a running leg drop on Wolfang.
RK: “Vintage Hulk Hogan there by Eamon X. Nice legdrop if I do say so myself.”
Tidal hits D-Extreme with a hard kick yet again before reeling him in with a DDT. Tidal picks up D-Extreme and chokes him on the corner with his boot. Eamon X picks up Wolfang and tries to bundle him to the outside.
JR: “There are 4 men in that ring so far and we got 10 more competitors to go here in this match.”
Tidal stops choking D-Extreme and climbs over him for a 10 punch. Tidal lands 5 punches before D-Extreme grabs Tidal by the throat and slams him down to the mat. Both D-Ex and Tidal are down on the mat as the countdown starts. Wolfang fights out of the ropes as Eamon tried to bundle him out. Wolfang sends Eamon X reeling with a hard haymaker and follows it up with a side bulldog. The buzzer sounds for the next competitor. “Out of the silent planet” by Iron Maiden plays as Judge Death comes into stage and makes his way to the ring.
JR: “Here comes Judge Death. He is competitor no. 20. He might be frail and small, King, but he sure has a lot of power inside that body of his.”
JD enters the ring and picks up D-Ex. He delivers a couple of punches on D-Ex before he hooks him up for a vertical suplex. It connects and D-Extreme is rolling on the mat as JD sets his sights on Tidal. Tidal is up on his feet and turns around only to get his throat grabbed by Judge Death. JD lifts him into the air with one hand and is loking to chokeslam him out of the ring. To Judge Death’s dismay, Tidal somehow kicks him in the crown jewels.
RK: “I feel sorry for Judge Death. He might be small and strong but nobody, atleast men, can be impervious to THAT kind of hit.”
Judge Death is down on his knees as Tidal PIMPSLAPS the hell out of him. The barrage of these pimpslaps however ends as D-Extreme barges in the scene to take down Tidal with a running big boot. On the other side, we see Wolfang grabbing Eamon X and tries to bundle him to the outside of the ring yet again. The countdown ends as the buzzer sounds for the next competitor. The familiar ‘n-T-o’ voice is heard and Bombhsell comes out with his entrance music “Rollin”.
JR: “Here comes the nTo member, Bombshell. He is sure to make a good presence here in the rumble. He is afterall a former X-WCW World Champion”
BS slides in the ring and delivers a beating to Tidal in the corner with some hard boots to the midsection. Tidal tries to fight back with some punches on Bombshell but The Mad Bomber strikes his elbow on the forehead of Tidal hard enough to stop the rally of the man from the UK. D-Extreme meanwhile tries to bundle out Judge Death. But D-Extreme cant seem to shove JD off of the ropes since Judge Death is clinging to the ropes like his hands were struck to it.
RK: “Judge Death is trying to hang on there, JR. But the inevitable thing here is that JD will be eliminated soon if he cant get out of that predicament soon.”
D-Extreme continues his luck in sending JD out of the ring but JD is still holding on to the ropes in hopes of survival. Out of nowhere, Wolfang attacks D-Extreme from behind. Wolfang turns D-Ex around and takes him down with a T-Bone suplex. Wolfang helps Judge Death up and both men agree on taking out D-Extreme. Judge Death makes his way on the fallen D-Extreme, but all of a sudden, Wolfang grabs JD on the back of the head and turns him around to toss him over the ropes. JD is out of this match and got double crossed by Wolfang.
TH: “Judge Death has been eliminated!”
JR: “It seems like Wolfang has opted to dupe JD instead of using his help in taking out D-Ex from this match.”
RK: “I told you JR, eventually, that little turd will be out of this match. And he did.”
Outside the ring, a discontended Judge Death lisps some random words on his way to backstage. The buzzer sounds and here comes the next competitor. “Wherever I roam” by Metallica plays as Daedelus makes his way down the ramp.
JR: “Here comes entrant number 22, Daedelus.”
Daedelus enters the ring and takes Wolfang down with a dropkick. Eamon X goes over to where Bombshell is and spins him around for a couple of lefts. Bombshell is backed on the ropes as Eamon X goes to eliminate the big man. Tidal on the other hand tangles with D-Extreme in the corner in a chopping contest. Tidal blocks one of the chops by D-Ex and takes D-Ex down with a hard chop of his own on the chest of D-Extreme.
JR: “D-Ex goes down hard on the mat after that hard chop across the chest by Tidal. Tidal picks up D-Ex and kicks him on the gut.”
Tidal goes for a bodyslam but D-Extreme prevents him from it via an elbow to the side of the neck. Tidal backs off as D-Extreme kicks him on the mid-section and puts him between the legs for a powerbomb. D-Extreme lifts Tidal on his shoulders and slams him down hard for the powerbomb. On the other side Bombshell does the same after delivering a hard shot to the forehead of Eamon X. Bombshell takes Eamon X down to the mat with a devastating Powerbomb.
RK: “Bombshell powerbombs Eamon, D-Ex powebombs Tidal. That’s two at the same time JR!”
Daedelus sends Wolfang on the ropes and takes him down with an armdrag takedown and follows it up with a ground fujiwa armbar. Wolfang fights out of it as he sits up and slowly rises up to reverse the hold. He eventually does switches the armbar into a sleeper hold to try and surpress Daedelus. But the fatigued Wolfang cant hold on with the sleeper as Daedelus sends him down to the mat with a snapmare. The buzzer sounds and “Imperium” plays to the arrival of BLASTER.
JR: “Here comes BLASTER, he is one of the fan favorites here in the X-WCW.”
The Blast man wastes no time in entering the ring and he and D-Extreme pick up Tidal. Both men send him into the ropes and eliminate Tidal with dual clotheslines.
TH: “Tidal has been eliminated!”
Bombshell tries to take Eamon X out of the match by bundling him over the ropes, but D-Extreme and BLASTER comes over to stop him. Bombshell goes down with a big boot on the face by D-Extreme. BLASTER goes to the top rope and delivers an elbowdrop across the throat of Bombshell. Wolfang is on the corner and Daedelus tries to send him out of the ring.
JR: “This match is nearing an hour but the first two competitors, Wolfang and Eamon, are STILL in this match. This just goes to show you, both of these men still have the energy to fight on in this royal bash. But with 7 more men to go, can they continue their stretch here in the match?”
The buzzer sounds off and “WAR” by the village people play. Impactor enters the Royal Bash at number 24 and makes his way towards the ring. Bombshell is sent into the ropes by D-Extreme and BLASTER but he takes both men down with dual clotheslines. Bombshell rolls for a while before getting up. His timing however was bad as Eamon X charges at him and sends him down to the mat with a SPEAR!
JR: “Bah gawd, Eamon X just drilled Bombshell with that spar!”
Impactor comes in the ring and picks up BLASTER. There he starts to back BLASTER into the corner and deliver some shoulder thrust into the mid-section. Impactor backs up and goes for something else but BLASTER sticks out his foot and it hits the face of Impactor. Impactor stumbles down to the mat as BLASTER climbs to the top rope. Impactor gets up and sees BLASTER flying off the ropes and connecting with a cross body block on Impactor.
RK: “I might not like BLASTER that much, but that was a very well executed move from the top rope. I can complement him with that.”
The buzzer sounds and here comes the next competitor. “Step Up” plays and Tempest gets to ringside and slides into the ring.
JR: “Here comes entrant 25. Tempest is one of X-WCW’s, if not the wrestling industry’s hottest rookies this year. With his abilities, I think he can go far here in the X-WCW.”
Tempest hits an axe handle on the back of Daedelus to stop him from eliminating Wolfang. Tempest spins him around and goes for a clothesline but Daedelus somehow grabs it in time to do a Benoit-esique Crippler Crossface. Eamon X and D-Extreme double team on Bombshell with a double suplex. BLASTER kicks Impactor on the mid-section and hits him with the Deep Impact.
JR: “DEEP IMPACT! BAH GAWD! That just shook the ring there.”
RK: “I know JR, and look, Daedelus has Tempest on that crippler crossface. I think Benoit is smiling somewhere in Atlanta, or Ontario, or wherever he is right now.”
Tempest is locked on the hold but shows signs of not tapping out. Thankfully, Wolfang breaks it up and grabs Daedelus for a punch. Wolfang follows it up with a hard kick to the stomach before he rams Daedelus face first into the turnbuckle. The buzzer sounds and “Speed Demon” blares on the PA Systems to sound the arrival of Flash Stryker.
JR: “Here comes Flash Stryker. Flash Stryker is the 26th entrant to this Royal Bash.”
Flash Stryker slides into the ring and spins BLASTER around. Flash hits him with a nicely executed dropkick. BLASTER goes down as Flash Stryker goes to the top rope. Flash turns around and goes for a moonsault, but BLASTER gives him knees to land on and Flash Stryker is down on the mat clutching his mid-section. Eamon X and D-Extreme are starting to bundle Bombshell out of the ring but Tempest attacks D-Ex from behind.
JR: “Tempest is back up and just took D-Extreme down with a hard forearm smash on the back of his head.”
RK: “The Human Bulldozer just grabbed Eamon X and lines him up for a powerbomb. Say goodbye Eamon! Time for you to take a ride! HAHAH!”
Tempest tries to Powerbomb Eamon but Eamon backdrops out of the move. Tempest gets back up and Eamon charges at him. Eamon falls down with a shoulder charge by Tempest. Tempest drives an elbow drop towards the chest of Eamon X. Flash Stryker is sent to the corner by BLASTER and he follows him over. Flash floats over BLASTER once reaching the corner and takes BLASTER down with a spinning heel kick. Flash Stryker springs on the ropes and lands on the top rope to do some turnbuckle attack on BLASTER. But to his dismay, Bombshell is there to shove him to the outside.
TH: “Flash Stryker has been eliminated”
The same time Stryker gets out of the ring, the buzzer sounds. “XXX” plays as Christopher Daniels makes his way to the ring.
JR: “Here comes another nTo member into the Royal Bash. Daniels gives the nTo one of the most dominating force to ever step into the top turnbuckle. Aside from his arial abilities, he is a known technical wrestler.”
Daniels gets into the ring and charges at BLASTER. BLASTER sees him and takes him down with a hiptoss. Bombshell and D-Extreme slug it out on the corner. Eamon X and Tempest try to bundle the other man to the outside. But it seems both are equal and are at risk of eliminating each other. Wolfang grabs Daedelus and hits him with the Crimson Twilight. Daedelus staggers backwards into the ropes and Wolfang follows it up with a superkick to send him over the ropes.
TH: “Daedelus has been eliminated!”
JR: “Wolfang just took care of Deadelus with a punctuating superkick to the jaw.”
RK: “I still say it’s a good sign to see Wolfang still on this rumble. I am telling you JR, he is gonna get back that X-WCW Ultimate World Title.”
Wolfang goes over to Eamon X and pulls him towards him. Accidentally, Eamon X elbows Tempest on the forehead, sending him toppling over the top ropes.
TH: “Tempest has been eliminated”
JR: “Tempest is out and it was inevitable since both Eamon and Tempest were in a vulnerable position. But Wolfang pulled Eamon out of the spot which cost Tempest his stay here in this Royal Bash.”
Wolfang starts to hit Eamon X with lefts and rights and backs him into the corner. BLASTER grabs Chris Daniels and hits him hard with the Deep Impact. Christopher Daniels stumbles backwards and leans on the ropes while BLASTER goes for the charge. Daniels slumps down to the mat and BLASTER goes over the top rope. To BLASTER’s luck, he hangs on to the top rope and picks himself up from the apron and back into the ring. D-Extreme, meanwhile, kicks Bombshell to the gut and prepares him for the Xocution as the buzzer sounds.
JR: “Here comes the 28th competitor for this royal bash”
“Time to burn” plays as Devil Screamer runs towards ringside. He slides into the ring and attacks D-Extreme before he connects with the X-Ocution. Wolfang hooks Eamon X in a suplex and tries to dump him into the outside. But Eamon X blocks the move.
JR: “D-Extreme is currently laid out there on the mat by Devil Screamer, King.”
RK: “Atlast, someone is stepping up to D-Extreme here.”
Bombshell thanks Devil Screamer and tells him to help him take out D-Ex. D-Extreme is down as D-Screamer bounces off the ropes. To his dismay, Bombshell hits him with a big boot to the face and he stumbles back over the ropes and falls to the outside.
TH: “Devil Screamer has been eliminated!”
RK: “Well…see ya boy. Nice knowing you though.”
BLASTER spins Chris Daniels around and sends him over the ropes. Daniels lands on the apron but BLASTER scouts him and smacks him over the head with a bionic elbow.
TH: “Christopher Daniels has been eliminated!”
JR: “Daniels is out of this match, King. So far there are 5 men in this ring. D-Extreme, Bombshell, Eamon, Wolfang and BLASTER. 2 More men are left and I know one of those 2 is Cyberstrike.”
RK: “Cyberstrike will have a breather here JR. I am not saying that because he writes our paychecks. Infact, it was 3 months ago the last time he signed for those checks. I wonder who pays us these days.”
The buzzer sounds as a familiar song hits the PA Systems. Lo and behold, Sting makes his way towards the ring and attacks BLASTER. Wolfang finally lets go of the move and smacks Eamon across the face and goes for a hard punch to the face. Eamon blocks it and delivers a really painful headbutt on Wolfang. D-Ex is sent to the ropes by Bombshell and he looks to hit a back body drop on the xtreme one. D-Extreme, stops and delivers one vicious kick on Bombshell that appeared to hit his jaw hard. Bombshell staggers back to the ropes and D-Extreme takes him outside with a clothesline.
TH: “Bombshell has been eliminated!”
JR: “That was one hard kick there by D-Extreme to Bombshell.”
RK: “I hope the mad bomber is alright.”
Wolfang is on the corner as D-Extreme and Eamon double team on him. Both men kick him on the gut and Eamon takes him down with the X-Blast. Wolfang is down on the mat and both Eamon and D-Ex goes towards Sting who is laying it down on BLASTER. Sting turns around to see Eamon X and D-Extreme. D-Ex grabs Sting and takes him down with a bodyslam. Eamon X meanwhile picks up BLASTER and tries to bundle him out.
JR: “D-Ex and Eamon here are trying to double team the rest of the competition.”
RK: “Both men might have some fetish on each other I guess.”
The buzzer sounds and “Immortal” by Adema plays. Cyberstrike runs down the aisle and slides in. He sees Wolfang getting up and slowly goes to him. Wolfang is up and Cyberstrike grabs him and launches him over the ropes.
TH: “Wolfang has been eliminated!”
JR: “Wow, Cyberstrike seems to take it easy here in the Royal Bash now huh?”
Cyberstrike turns around to watch the other people try to take each other out. D-Extreme grabs Sting and lifts him in a gorilla press. He goes near to the ropes and tosses the stinger out of the ring.
TH: “Sting has been eliminated!”
Cyberstrike turns to see Impactor rushing to him. Cyberstrike does the logical thing to do and sidesteps out of the way and grabs Impactor by the head to toss him over the ropes.
TH: "Impactor has been eliminated"
FINAL FOUR
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are now in the final four men of this Royal Bash. Cyberstrike, D-Extreme, Eamon X and BLASTER are the only wrestlers here in this ring. One of them will walk out here to meet the X-WCW Ultimate World Champ at Starcadde Xtreme.”
Cyberstrike and D-Extreme approach each other and have a staredown in the middle of the ring. On the other side, Eamon X gets frustrated of trying to put BLASTER out of the ring and grabs BLASTER and sends him to the nearby corner instead. Eamon starts lighting him up with chops on the chest. D-Extreme and Cybestrike start to exchange some punches in the middle of the ring. D-Ex kicks CS in the gut and tries to send him to the ring.
JR: “CS reverses the irish whip and send D-Ex bouncing off the ropes. CS catches D-Ex and takes him down with a spinebuster!”
RK: “That just hurt D-Ex in a bad way JR. Both men are fighting yet again! CS won earlier, and I bet he will win against D-Ex here yet again. He will show D-Ex who is boss!”
Cyberstrike stalks D-Extreme who is getting up. CS grabs D-Extreme and goes for the Crackdown. D-Extreme shoves his elbow on the forehead of CS and sends him staggering back. Eamon X sends BLASTER into the ropes and he bounces off the other side. Eamon goes for a clothesline but, BLASTER does the same thing. Both men collide in the middle of the ring and both men go down.
JR: “BLASTER and Eamon X almost beheaded each other with those clotheslines!”
D-Extreme drags CS in the middle of the ring and tries the X-Ocution. CS shoves D-Extreme out of the way before he locks the front facelock. D-Extreme charges at CS who tries the same. Both men also go down with a dual clothesline. De ja vu you say? I say…WHY YES!
RK: “D-Ex and CS just sent each other down with the same move JR. This is beginning to be weird.”
Eamon X is the first man to get up. Cyberstrike is the next man to get up and turns around to see Eamon charging for a spear. He is too late as Cyberstrike is drilled down to the mat with Eamon X’s spear. Eamon gets up and grabs Cyberstrike, he sends him to the ropes and follows him there. Cyberstrike bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline by Eamon. Eamon staggers towards the ropes and goes over the ropes. Eamon luckily lands on the apron and picks himself up. Cyberstrike turns around and gets nailed with a hard punch by Eamon X who is still on the apron. Before CS can stagger, Eamon grabs him by one of his arm and hiptosses him out of the ring.
TH: “Cyberstrike has been eliminated!”
Eamon X slowly gets in the ring as D-Ex is up. D-Extreme and Eamon X shake hands before they start exchanging punches nearby the ropes. D-Extreme smacks Eamon hard with a knee to the gut and lines him up for a powerbomb. He lifts him and directs him towards the edge of the ring. Eamon X somehow gets out of his grasps and lands infront of him. Eamon X hits a forearm on the head of D-Ex who spins around and realizes BLASTER is up and charges at both men. Before Eamon can see BLASTER coming, or D-Ex reacting, BLASTER clotheslines BOTH Eamon and D-Ex over the ropes, eliminating both men.
TH: “D-Extreme and Eamon X have been eliminated!”
The bell rings and BLASTER’s music plays through the speakers. BLASTER collapses in the ring and lies there for a while. He gets helped up by the referee who raises his hand.
TH: “THE WINNER OF THE 2004 X-WCW ROYAL BASH…BLASTER!!!”
BLASTER raises both arms in the air in victory. Outside the ring D-Extreme is the first man to get up from the two and looks pissed off. He kicks the nearby steel steps before heading towards the backstage. Eamon X gets up and slides back into the ring. BLASTER who doesn’t realize Eamon is back in the ring, slowly turns around and sees him. BLASTER stops celebrating as both men stare down on each other.
JR: “I wonder if Eamon X is still mad on what just happened earlier?”
RK: “HE SHOULD BE! BLASTER just got lucky and should get what he deserves now, another X-Plosion!”
Eamon X stretches out his hand for BLASTER. BLASTER accepts it and both men shake hands. Eamon X raises BLASTER’s arm in the air. The fans cheer for the X-WCW Royal Bash winner as we go to the announce table.
JR: “What a night we had here Randal!”
RK: “You said it, JR! We had a new champ and a new Royal Bash winner here tonight! I cant wait to see Nitro next week!”
JR: “Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you very much for joining us tonight here on X-WCW Royal Bash. For Randal King, this is James Russel, GOOD NIGHT!”
The scene changes and we hear “Remedy” by Cold as we see a video recap on all matches from the PPV. At the end of the music video, the X-WCW copyright logo appears before we go off-air.