Post by Cyberstrike on Apr 4, 2018 14:19:11 GMT
X-WCW Nitro goes on air as we see the following black and white video package.
***
Last Month…
A figure jumps over the guardrail and quickly slides into the ring and pushes the ladder over sending both Cyberstrike and Eamon X crashing through the tables near the entrance ramp!
JR: “I don’t believe my eyes it’s Tony Bonito! Bonito is back!
RK: “What is he doing here?!”
Bonito repositions the ladder and climbs it and grabs the contract! The referee signals for the bell!
TH: “As a result of outside interference the referee has declared this match a NO CONTEST!”
JR: “That means this match is a draw!”
RK: “Who has to leave and who is the number one contender?”
Bonito looks at the contract then grabs the mic.
TB: “First off Tony Bonito is back and like always he makes an impact! And second this contract states that in the event of a draw BOTH Eamon X and Cyberstrike are fired! Now ain’t that just nito?”
“Medals remix” hits the speakers as Bonito is booed and leaves the ring and he takes the contract and throws it on the remains of Cyberstrike and Eamon X!
JR: “I don’t believe what happened after these two gave us everything they had and to have it taken away from them all because of that no good son of a bitch Tony Bonito!”
RK: “Damn him! Damn him to Hell! You’re going to pay for this outrage Bonito that I promise you!”
The video fades as TB is seen walking up the ramp with a sick smile on his face. The video goes back again for the main event where we see Blaster locking the walls of tears on Divebomb. After a few seconds, we see DB holding the ropes.
RK: “AMAZING! I thought Divebomb was gonna be a goner!”
JR: “Its amazing indeed, King. No one, in recent memory has escaped from the walls of tears by Blaster.”
RK: “WELL DUH!!! This is Blaster’s first match since…Royal bash 2?”
DB is picked up by Blaster and is sent into the corner. Blaster follows him over, but DB hits an elbow to the face of Blaster. The Blast Man staggers back and DB connects with a running shoulder block to take him down. Divebomb slowly picks up Blaster before he delivers THE END.
RK: “THE END! This is THE-END for Blaster right now! Heres the pin…1….2…thr-NOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!”
JR: “BLASTER KICKED OUT OF THE END!!! BAH GAWD!”
Divebomb is livid right now after Blaster kicks out of his finisher. He looks at the referee in disbelief, but the ref explains that Blaster kicked out in time. DB picks up Blaster, but Blaster surprisingly hits him with a hard knee to the gut. Blaster grabs Divebomb and delivers the Deep Impact.
JR: “DEEP IMPACT!!! DEEP IMPACT ON DIVEBOMB!!! Both men are down yet again, King! I cannot believe this match!”
RK: “Your telling me, it has more swerves than the recent storylines.”
Both men are not moving on the mat as the referee does the standing ten count yet again. Slowly, we see Blaster crawling his way towards DB and he puts himself over him. The referee counts..1…2….KICKOUT. Blaster gets himself up and grabs Divebomb. He tries to get him up slowly, but DB holds onto the waist of Blaster. Before Blaster knew it, DB somehow hits him with THE END.
RK: “Divebomb hits him with THE END! YET…AGAIN!”
JR: “Blaster goes down and Divebomb falls down to his knees after he desperately pulled off his finisher! Divebomb goes over the fallen Blaster and covers him for the pin. 1…2….3! Its over…Divebomb…GETS THE UW TITLE!!!”
The video fades as we see Divebomb raising the X-WCW UW belt.
***
X-WCW goes on air and the pyros explode on stage. The camera pans over to the announce table where we see JR and RK.
JR: “Welcome to the 5 hour 2NLW/X-WCW Friday night special! This is X-WCW Nitro!!! Starrcade: Xtreme is over and a new era of the X-WCW has just begun. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is James Russell along with Randal King and we are live from the MADISON SQUARE GARDEN in New York! If you thought the action was over in Dallas…the action shifts into the BIG APPLE!!!”
RK: “Starrcade may be over, JR, but I still can feel the shockwaves that happened there!”
JR: “I know King! Bonito made his shocking return as he interfered in the match between Cyberstrike and Eamon X. Right now, I think the outcome is, BOTH men are out of the X-WCW.”
RK: “Yeah, I can feel sorry for CS. But Eamon…I for one am GLAD we can say goodbye to bad rubbish. I mean, how low is he in daring me to a match?! Wow, I think he is a fan favorite since he can only stand up to men like me…who retired 20 years ago. HA!”
JR: “Also, Divebomb is the new champ of the X-WCW! Divebomb overcame the obstacles in his journey to reclaim that UW title of his.”
RK: “We really do need to give him credit, JR. After all, he was the champ before the title was vacated and then..he is the NEW champ. Wow, that is just amazing.”
Just then, Killswitch’s “My last serenade” hits the speakers. On the stage, we see Divebomb coming out of the curtains and he is dressed in a black suit and black shades. He has the X-WCW UW title on his shoulders and makes his way down the ramp as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction.
RK: “Speaking of which, JR…THE CHAMP IS HERE!”
Divebomb slowly goes up the steel steps and pauses on the top step just to turn around to the crowd. He raises his X-WCW UW belt in the air yet again before the turns to the ring and goes inside. He gets inside and is handed over the mic by the ring attendant. Divebomb goes to the center of the ring and takes off his sun glasses before he addresses the crowd.
DB: “Madison Square Garden…Wow! You know what, this place has a lot of history in the business of wrestling. Wrestlemanias, memorable matches…and now…my victory speech. Let it be known to the WHOLE of X-WCW, I AM THE ULTIMATE WORLD CHAMP!!! I..am NOW standing on the pinnacle of the X-WCW mountain! You know what, I was so amazed that many people told me that I am just another stiff claiming I can make a mark here in the X-WCW and in the end, I will not. But who…who the hell is saying that right now?! That’s right, NO ONE! I proved them wrong when I won this title for the first time. I proved them wrong when I won the LotR 2 tournament. Heck, I proved them wrong, when I became the first TWO-TIME X-WCW UW Champ! Now where are those critics now? Where the hell are those people who think that I will never become the top man on any federation? I guess they crawled back into their holes in shame when they saw me won the X-WCW UW titles again on the grandest stage of the X-WCW…STARRCADE XTREME!”
RK: “He has a point, JR! He proved them ALL wrong!”
DB: “Now Blaster, I will not take anything away from you when I tell you…you were a good opponent. However, as I been saying time and time again…you done NOTHING to deserve a match with me for MY title. You just won a Royal Bash match, so what? After you won that match, you done JACK…you done NOTHING MORE…NOTHING! What did I do when this title was temporarily taken away from me? I sweat, I bled and I suffered just to get my title back. While you were just sitting around or hanging with the boys at the back…I worked my way up just to get that main event spot on Starrcade. Lets just say, hard work payed off…and your fan support…didn’t. *crowd boos* I’ll be honest Blast man, these idiots here on the crowd can only take you SO FAR….but in the end, its me who won. In the end…I WAS THE BETTER MAN!”
The crowd starts a “We want eamon” chant as Divebomb pauses for a while.
DB: “Eamon, you hear these people…they are not the only one who wants you back. In fact, I want to face you for my title in a fair one-on-one match. I want to face you or CS to be honest. The problem is..I cant anymore and it just makes me ticked off. You see, Eamon and Cyberstrike…these two have more drive than my opponent on Starrcade could ever have in his entire career. Both Eamon and Cyberstrike drove me into one of the best wrestlers that you will ever see when I face either one of them. Right now I just want to send a message to a certain general manager: D-Ex, sort this problem out…I want a challenger for my belt.”
Divebomb’s music hits in the speakers yet again and he exits the ring. He walks up the ramp as the camera pans over to the announce table.
JR: “It seems that the UW champ wants an answer from our new General Manager about who the no. 1 contender is. Actually, it wouldn’t have been a problem if Bonito didn’t interfere and cost CS and EX their jobs.”
RK: “I can agree with you there, JR. Bonito had NO right whatsoever to interfere in a match of that magnitude. Sadly, he did, and we cant change that fact.”
JR: “Well lets send it over to the backstage area where Cole Ryan is just outside the GM’s office for his answer to Divebomb.”
Backstage
We see Cole Ryan knocking on GM D-Ex’s office and the door opens. TRD is the man who welcomes CR with a grunt before he speaks.
TRD: “So ya putz what do you think your doing here?”
CR: “Uhm…I’m here to talk to the General Manager.”
TRD: “WAIT YOUR TURN! Cant you see he is busy with another person here?”
The camera enters the office to see D-Ex shaking his head while he is sitting on the desk. He takes a sip of his beer can while he listens to this new wrestler who continues to ramble on and on about something.
Fresh Prince: “so how bout a flaming tabl math for my debyut match?”
D-Ex: “…..”
Fresh Prince: “K…how abowt a ladder match wid JD for his Xtrm titl?”
D-Ex: “……………”
Fresh Prince: “PLS! I am new here..you saw me fight in th dak mach on starrcade xxtreme! I won!”
D-Ex: “*sigh*………..ok…I dunno what your talking about earlier. But since you want a match…you get a match. JD? SURE! Its Fresh Prince vs Judge Death for the Xtreme title.”
Fresh Prince: “YESH! So…cn it be ina ladder mathc?”
D-Ex: “No. I want just a normal match with you and him!”
Fresh Prince: “Cmon its 4 d x treme title!!!”
D-Ex: “OK! OK! FINE! *throws the beer can behind him* SHEESH! Sure, you and JD on a hell’s kitchen match!”
Fresh Prince: “YAY!”
D-Ex: “Now please leave. For the love of MOD..LEAVE!”
FP leaves in glee as Cole approaches D-Ex. D-Ex looks at Cole Ryan and scratches his chin.
D-Ex: “So, you want me to do a victory interview on how I kicked the crap outta Cane eh? I like that!”
CR: “No..I just wanted to find out your answer to Divebomb’s request.”
D-Ex: “What request?”
At that point, The Real Deal approaches D-Ex’s side and whispers him something. TRD backs away as D-Ex thanks him.
D-Ex: “OH! THAT ONE! Well Cole, I am not so sure right now. Since you see what kind of a moron I was talking to earlier…I lost my energy on brainstorming something good for the no. 1 contendership to DB’s UW title. But I promise to you, and to all the X-WCW fans, I will have an answer BEFORE the show is over.”
D-Ex looks at TRD and nods at him. After that was initiated, TRD grabs Cole Ryan and throws him to the outside of the office. D-Ex chuckles as he opens a beer can.
D-Ex: “Ehehehe…my boy…I see great things ahead for ya. I know you cant compete for a while due to that akward landing you had on Starrcade…but right now..lets you and I enjoy the good life.”
TRD: “Whats that? Is it you being in power and I, as your assistant?”
D-Ex: “OH F*** NO! The good life is…DRINKIN BEER ALL-NIGHT-LONG!”
TRD: “I like the sound of that, boss.”
With that, the camera fades and X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Xtreme Title Match
Hell’s Kitchen Match
Judge Death vs The Fresh Prince
JR: “Welcome back to X-WCW! The first match of the night is between Judge Death and The Fresh Prince. The match will be done in a HELLS KITCHEN MATCH!!!”
RK: “What IS that type of match, JR?”
JR: “I hear Hell’s Kitchen, is in New York, King.”
RK: “I KNOW THAT! But…is it gonna take place there?”
JR: “We have to find out from Terri since she IS in the ring right now.”
RK: “She looks just like the first one…except she isn’t in a legal dispute with Ringo. Further more, this one wasn’t fired after Starrcade for having…affairs with X-WCW wrestlers.”
We go to the ring area where Terri Hotbody (the second) to explain the match up.
TH: “The following match is a HELL’S KITCHEN MATCH! To win this hardcore style match, you put your opponent through a burning table inside the ring. Inside the ring, you can find the equipment necessary to make your table alight.”
RK: “So in other words…D-Extreme just invented that match today and made those rules. Sounds like a table match to me. I hope you get my point, JR”
JR: “What IS your point?”
RK: “That D-Ex can still make a name of a wrestling match sound better than your name.”
JR: “VERY funny, King.”
Lil G’s “Rap City” plays through the speakers and out comes Fresh Prince. FP makes his way down as the crowd gives no negative or positive reaction at him. Infact, the only thing audible at ringside is the music.
TH: “Introducing first, FRESH PRINCE!!!”
FP cockily enters the ring and poses for the crowd, who is still dead silent. “Out of the silent planet” plays and JD enters the ringside area.
TH: “And his opponent, from somewhere near Glasgow. He is the X-WCW Xtreme Champion…JUDGE DEATH!!!”
The crowd finally stops the silence and they give JD a round of cheers as he makes his way down the ring with the Xtreme title belt. He goes up the ring steps and stops for a while to put his helmet on top of the post before he enters the ring. The bell rings and FP quickly attacks JD. Fresh Prince doesn’t give JD a chance to regroup as he backs him into the corner and punishes the Xtreme champ with some hard kicks to the gut.
JR: “The rookie is somehow beating up the Xtreme champ.”
RK: “Its easy for anyone to beat up as skinny as Judge Death, JR! Even my daughter can just slap him and be the new Xtreme champ!”
Fresh Prince climbs to the second turnbuckle and starts to pound away on JD’s face. He lands the tenth punch and jumps down to the mat as JD tumbles down. Fresh Prince laughs at the Xtreme champ while he slaps him around. FP picks him up and whips him into the corner where a table is located. JD, somehow, reverses the whip and sends FP there instead. JD follows him and he delivers a hard shoulder charge onto the ribs of FP while the table behind FP breaks in half.
RK: “OUCH! That has to hurt! The match is not over folks, it was NOT a flaming table.”
Both men go down to the mat after JD charged onto the corner. At the referee’s count of 4, we can see Judge Death getting up. FP gets to his feet as well and JD hits him with a throat thrust. Fresh Prince staggers back and leans on the ropes as JD starts to deliver some hard chops to the chest. JD sends him into the ropes and he goes for a back body drop. On FP’s way back, he slides between JD’s legs and goes behind him. JD turns around and receives a dropkick hard on the face. JD goes down and Fresh Prince gets the un-broken table on the nearby corner.
JR: “It seems as if Fresh Prince will finish things off, King.”
RK: “I don’t like to see JD win. But JR, I don’t want to see that retard win as well.”
JR: “Then what DO you want?”
RK: “Both of them being sent through the table..by someone else. Like…ME!!!”
Fresh Prince sets up the table and turns around to see JD getting up. JD gets to his feet an FP grabs him by the head. FP scoops him up and delivers a hard bodyslam on Judge Death. Fresh Prince picks JD up yet again and this time, he attempts to finish him off with the Fresh Powerbomb. FP lifts JD onto his shoulders for the powerbomb, but JD converts it into a DDT.
RK: “Wow! How did that skinny turd do that?!”
JD gets his helmet from the corner and places it into the mat after he grabs the gasoline container. He pours some gas onto his helmet and then lights it up. He grabs the helmet and waits for FP to get up.
RK: “What the hell is he up to now?! He just set his own helmet on fire and what does he want to do with it? Does he plan to make FP wear it or something?”
Fresh Prince gets to his feet and JD swings the flaming helmet at him. FP goes down as the flaming helmet hits him hard on the face. The fans go ‘holy shit!’ after a few strands of FP’s hair was momentarily caught on fire.
JR: “Bah gawd! That was a close call on Fresh Prince. His face would have been set on fire if JD have hit it right there.”
RK: “And you think that would be a BAD thing?”
While FP is down, we see Judge Death pouring some gas onto the table and then lights it up. Judge Death tosses the flaming helmet onto the outside of the ring before he picks up FP. Judge Death lifts FP into a gorilla press position and tosses him face first onto the flaming table. The table breaks and the match is over.
TH: “The winner and STILL X-WCW Xtreme champion…JUDGE DEATH!!!”
JD’s music hits and he is handed the belt by the referee.
RK: “Poor kid, he was sent through a flaming table! But what am I kidding, the match was entertaining JR.”
JR: “Well we can see the stage hands entering the ring now to extinguish the flames on the table and on Fresh Prince, king. Ladies and gentlemen, up next, Tony Bonito will address the X-WCW on his actions during Starrcade: Xtreme. So do not go away, X-WCW will be back right after the break!”
X-WCW goes to a brief commercial break as JD raises his Xtreme title belt in the air.
“Medals Remix” hits the PA Systems and Tony Bonito enters the ringside area as X-WCW comes back from the commercial break. The crowd chants “Nito……SUCKS!” to the tune of his own song. Ignoring the chants, TB looks down for a while before he quickly raises both arms in the air as his fingers point up in the air. At that same time, the stage pyros shoot up to the ceiling. After shouting a ‘WOO!’, TB makes his way down the ramp.
JR: “Welcome back to Nitro! Right now, Tony Bonito has made his way here to ringside.”
RK: “He BETTER have a good reason to explain his actions during Starrcade!”
TB enters the ring and grabs the mic that was ‘conveniently’ on the mat. The fans might have stopped chanting, but they sure aren’t quitting on the boos.
Tony Bonito: “SHUT UP!!!”
The pouring of boos just continue after TB told them to shut up. Bonito shakes his head and tries to continue.
TB: “On Starrcade: Xtreme, you saw the return of yours truly…TONY BONITO! *smirks* Now I know some of you here in the audience are so disappointed to see Eamon X and Cyberstrike go. OH BOO HOO HOO!!! Face facts, It was Cyberstrike’s fault that I didn’t appear after Ground Zero. As most of you know, after GZII, Tony Bonito and X-WCW had parted ways. But what you DIDN’T know is that my contract ran out and he NEVER had the intention to sign me back here! Well Cyberstrike, I know your wondering why I’m back with the X-WCW right now huh? I know you wanna know why you got kicked out of your OWN federation and I got back in without you noticing it. Well let me tell you something, after D-Ex won that match of his, I sneaked in one of my OWN contracts that would put me back into the X-WCW while your moronic friend’s head was still gushing out blood and had to do his GM duties during the night.”
RK: “I think D-Ex might have picked the WRONG time to sign a contract.”
TB: “But enough about how I got back, cause that’s all in the past. Just like EX and CS, they are all in the past of the X-WCW. You guys should just get over the fact that both of them are GONE from this place. So D-Ex, you say you would have a new no. 1 contender by the end of the night? WELL I AM THAT MAN! You can just come down here right now and face me man-to-drunken man and grant me that wish. It was me who cost CS and EX’s career. Now D, you shouldn’t be mad at me like these idiots out here, you should be GLAD! I mean, I already helped you take out two of your most feared men here in the X-WCW. I know if CS was still here, you wont have the freedom to be GM, you’ll be like Cane! If Eamon is still here, he can either impregnate the new ring announcer or shill too much pizza again.”
RK: “PIZZA?!”
TB: “So c’mon D-Ex, I know you wanna do it. MAKE ME THE NO. 1 CONTENDER! YOU KNOW…THAT IS NITO!!!”
TB waits in the ring for D-Ex’s response.
“HEAR ME NOOOOOWWWW!!!”
However, “Imperium” plays throughout the speakers and Blaster makes his way down the ramp. The crowd are on their feet and they start to chant “BLASTER” as he slides into the ring. TB and The Blast Man go to a staredown for a while before Blaster gets the mic from TB’s hands.
RK: “HEY! That wasn’t nice of him to snatch that away from Bonito!”
JR: “Blaster seems he has something to say about what TB just announced, King.”
Blaster: “Before you could actually say you should be the no. 1 contender, remember that I faced DB at Starrcade. Sure, I lost, but I know I have a rematch clause on my contract! So before you and other stiffs wanna piece of the champ, I should be the first one to get mine. Bonito, you don’t even have the right to do what you did on Starrcade. Infact, if you would face DB, you wont get the title in your hands. Infact, all your gonna get..is an ass kicking!”
TB laughs what Blaster just told him and tells the blast man to hand over the mic.
TB: “Hahaha. Blaster, that might be true. I MIGHT get my ass kicked, but I know one thing, he kicked your ass worse than he could ever kick mine! I am not like you, Blaster. I might have lost a main event at Starrcade, but I know I didn’t had my ass handed to me like DB did to you! I am no loser…I’M TONY BONITO….BUCKO!!!”
RK: “b-bucko?!”
After channeling the spirit of Ron Howard, “Brutal Planet” plays on the speakers and Wolfang enters the ringside area. The X-WCW US champ has his belt on his shoulders as he slowly walks down the rampway with his own mic. He enters the ring and looks at the other two men before he speaks up.
Wolfang: “Would you two stop babbling already? First of all, not ONE of you need to get Divebomb’s UW title, that’s what I know. Second of all, I have the right to be facing him before you two idiots do. Don’t you people remember that I am the FIRST EVER X-WCW UW CHAMP?!”
TB: “Apparently…No.”
Wolfang: “Hmm..well I guess you can remember something Tony. Like me kickin your ass during Ground Zero 2. How did it fell huh? Getting whupped around by me and eventually losing your XAW belt to your so called ‘inferior’ member of the NAO?”
TB stays silent as Wolfang smirks at him.
Wolfang: “HA! Typical. I knew you’d shut up when your faced by a fact you just cant swallow. Being the first UW champ is not the only reason why I should be the no. 1 contender. I NEVER had my rematch clause granted when I lost it to Eamon. I want my rematch clause to be used and I want to get my title shot TONIGHT!”
”It's so real”
”How I Feel”
”'Cause this society”
”That makes a man wanna kill”
“Lapdance” by NERD plays through the PA Systems and Xille comes out of the curtain. He has a mic of his own as he makes his way down the ramp to the boos of the crowd. He slides into the ring and the other men just look at him before TB asks him something.
TB: “And what are you doing here, shorty?”
RK: “HAHAH! You hear that JR?! I’m starting to like TB again with his funny and witty humor. I guess this is the thing that I miss about him. I might be able to forget the fact that TB got CS out of the X-WCW if he makes more wise cracks like this.”
X: “I’m here to stake my claim, baldy! Throughout the past couple of months, I struggled to make a name for myself here in the X-WCW, thanks to a little monkey named Ignavus. Remember that it was THE X that defeated Wrecka, a former X-WCW Champ, in a match last year. Heck, if that doesn’t help me win the no. 1 contendership…I can say that it was also THE X who carried Default throughout its course here in the X-WCW. We all know that I am the driving force of that tag team and Igz was just in it for the comfy ride. So if anyone paid his dues and sweat his blood enough to merit himself a title shot, its M-”
“I’m a Hustla” hits the speakers and Karl Baller enters the ringside area wearing a Patrick Ewing jersey. The crowd cheers as he makes his way down the ramp.
JR: “Its Karl Baller…I wonder what this rookie is gonna say.”
RK: “I think he has the wrong schedule, JR. His match is not yet on.”
KB enters the ring and just takes the empty corner before he speaks.
KB: “YO! YA’LL GUYS BE LISTENIN RIGHT NOW TO WHAT AH SAY….Y’ALL DON’T KNOW JACK! *pop* I demand a title shot as well, cause I proved it when I face DB that I can hang with the big men here in DA X-DUB-CEE-DUB!”
TB just shakes his head and just snaps
TB: “OH C’MON NOW! THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS! NONE OF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FACE THE CHAMP! I ONLY HAVE THAT RIGHT! N-Now YOU want to get a title shot, you vanilla ice wanna-be?! How about I just give you some money so you can buy something descent to wear?”
Before KB could answer that, “Deadly game” hits and Cane walks down the ramp in street clothes. He gets into the ring and he shakes KB’s hand before KB hands him the mic.
CD: “Thanks Karl. Now I like your reason that you should get a shot at the title. Infact, you all have a good reason to be the no. 1 contender. But I too, have my own reasons as to why I should be the no. 1 contender. I never had my rematch as well for the title when CS beat me for the X-WCW Heavyweight title. Since the NEW GM told us that he will make ‘better decisions’, he better prove it tonight. I want my shot at the title as well.”
"Oh oh oh oh"
"I aint happy, I'm feelin glad"
"I got sunshine, in a bag"
"I'm useless, but not for long"
"The future is comin on"
“Clint Eastwood” by Gorillaz hits the speakers and the crowd cheers as Ignavus sheepishly makes his way down the ramp. He yawns before he enters the ring with his own mic.
RK: “Oh look JR, Igz is sleep walking his way to the ring, HAHA!”
Igz: “Now I dunno whats goin on here and I don’t care either. No offense people, but you guys are using WAY too much effort on this no. 1 contender’s issue ya know. Just chill out dudes, especially you TB. I dunno who you think you are, but I think that your hair fell out since you just get frustrated by the little things huh. So take my advice and just mellow out dude, ok? Now the reason I’m here is that I want a piece of YOU…X…”
Xille smirks as he holds up his mic.
X: “Oh really now.”
Igz: “Since this is the easiest way to get to you, I’ll be willing to face you in a no. 1 contender’s match. Now I aint retarded like that guy in D-Ex’s office who just got through a flaming table…but I sure am as hell a crazy slacker when you push my buttons too much. So D, we know each other, so give me what I want..and I can take a nap easier.”
All 7 men are in the ring awaiting the GM, but then…ANOTHER X-WCW wrestler appears. This time, its Sid Justice!
JR: “BAH GAWD! ITS SID!”
RK: “SQUID?!...I don’t see no squid!”
JR: “I said ‘SID’ has made his way to the ringside area! BAH GAWD, HE IS BACK!!!”
Sid slowly enters the ring as the rest just looks puzzled as to how he is here right now. Sid grabs the mic from TB and snarls at him.
Sid: “EAMMMOOOOONNNN….EEEEEEAAAAAMMMOONNNNN!!! I know your hiding right now cause you knew I’ll be back! Well we all know your just HALF THE MAN that I am….and I got HALF THE BRAINS THAT YOU GOT…..”
RK: “Wait..hehehe…did he just say that?”
Sid: “EAMON! I WANNA GET YOU! I WANT TO BEAT YOU AND GET THE UW TITLE!!! I don’t have any reasons but one…I am the Master…and I am the ruler…of the WUUUURRRLLLDDD *snarl*”
TB: "Hey hey hey! Let me set things straight here big guy.....DIVEBOMB IS THE UW CHAMP! CRIMEDY! Even I know that! So squid, why dont you just get outta here ya big headcase?!"
Sid: "Well then..I want to fight.........THE UW CHAMPION!!!"
Sid snarls yet again. Soon enough all 8 men start to argue amongst themselves until ‘Comfort Eagle’ by Cake hits the speakers.
"We are building a religion"
"We are building it bigger"
"We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes"
"We are building a religion, a limited edition"
"We are now accepting callers for these pendant key chains"
D-Ex comes out in a suit, while he is drinking a beer can. He tosses the beer can behind him before he speaks up.
D-Ex: “OK! OK! I hear you all. I believe you all have a legitimate claims to be facing the UW champ…and others are just plain…well..weird. But enough about that, cause I have an idea. Cane, you wanna see how a REAL GM handles this? I know you’d nod right now, so hear this! Tonight, there will be a special tournament that I will call..THE DOUBLE FOUR TOURNAMENT! It will be 2 4-Way Elimination matches tonight. The 2 winners from each match will face each other in the main event for the no.1 contendership.”
The crowd cheers
D-Ex: “The two matches will be the following: TB vs Xille vs Igz vs Blaster & Wolfang vs CD, vs KB, vs Sid. The two matches are not ONLY unique due to the competitors but because the first match will be an elimination style match and the second, will be a one-fall match.”
RK: “So the first Double four tourney match will have an elimination style eh? The other one is sudden death…hahah I pity Sid, Cane, Baller and Wolfy right now, JR.”
D-Ex: “Oh…and Wolfang, since I can see that belt right now, whoever wins in your match, will be the US champ after the match.”
Wolfang looks shocked and he looks at the men he will be facing later on while he holds the title. D-Ex smirks as he heads back to the locker room area while X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Double 4 Tournament Match 1
Tony Bonito vs Xille vs Igz vs Blaster
TH: “The following match is the first double four tournament match.”
“Oooh, oh oh oh oh oh”
”I ain’t happy, I’m feelin glad”
“I got sunshine, in a bag.”
“I’m useless, but not for long”
”My future, is comin on”
”Is comin on, is comin on”
The rap solo of “Clint Eastwod” hits and Ignavus makes his entrance to the ringside area.
TH: “Introducing first, from Simsbury CT. He weighs in at around 200 lbs…IGNAVUS!!!”
The fans give Ignavus a round of cheers as he slowly makes his way down the ramp. Ignavus enters the ring by rolling through the bottom rope. He lets out a yawn as he leans on one of the ring’s corner.
RK: “This guys is just not motivated when he makes his entrance, JR. But when he is fighting, he just has a burst of energy..out of nowhere! I wonder what drug he is taking to be like that. If its no drug, then this guy just needs to be more determined on his matches.”
JR: “I think he is determined to win this match, King. He said earlier that he just wants to beat up his old partner badly.”
”It's so real”
”How I Feel”
”'Cause this society”
”That makes a man wanna kill”
“Lapdance” by NERD plays through the PA Systems and Xille enters the ringside area. He looks at the ring and points at Ignavus while he mouths of some choice words for him.
TH: “From Lancaster OH, XILLE!!!”
The crowd boos the former tag partner of Ignavus as he gets ready to run. Xille runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. But instead of attacking Ignavus, he leans on the ropes and flips the bird on his partner. Ignavus just keeps his cool and ignores Xille’s attempt to rile him up.
JR: “I just feel bad for these two, King. They were a GREAT tag team here in the X-WCW. If they didn’t break up, I believe that they would be the no. 1 contenders to Final Frontier’s tag titles.”
RK: “You can say that, cause I don’t like FF anyways.”
“Imperium” hits the speakers and Blaster makes his way to ringside.
TH: “From the UK…BLASTER!!!”
The fans are on their feet as Blaster makes his way down the rampway. He slaps some hands of the fans on his way to the ring and eventually enters there.
JR: “It’s the man who won the 2005 Royal Bash..”
RK: “…and got his ass handed to him by Divebomb”
JR: “Now that wasn’t a nice thing to say, king!”
RK: “B-but its true!!!”
Blaster and the other two men in the ring look at the stage to wait for their final opponent. Just then, “Medals remix” plays into the PA systems and out comes Tony Bonito.
TH: “And from Boston Mass. …TONY BONITO!!!”
The crowd chants “Nito…sucks!” as TB makes his way down the ramp. TB slides into the ring and has a confident smile on his face.
JR: “It’s the man who took two of X-WCW’s top wrestlers, Tony Bonito.”
RK: “Whether you love him or hate him, JR, he has made an impact on his return.”
The four men stand in their respective corners until the bell hits and all hell breaks loose. Bonito and Blaster start to punch the other man while Xille and Ignavus are brawling in the corner. Ignavus grabs X and backs him into the corner to deliver a barrage of punches and kicks to his former default partner. X goes down on the corner and Ignavus starts to stomp down on him. The referee pulls Ignavus back and this gives X some time to rest. On the other side, we see an exchange of punches between Blaster and Bonito.
JR: “The referee just told Ignavus to break it up, and I think Ignavus is ignoring him.”
RK: “Well, the longer they argue there, Xille would get a longer rest there in the corner.”
The referee tries to pull Ignavus every time he attempts to go back to the corner and beat down Xille. After the third time, the referee shakes his head and turns his attention to Blaster and Bonito. Ignavus grabs Xille by the head, but gets a low blow since the ref has his back turned. Xille gets to his feet and starts to deliver some kicks to the gut of Ignavus. On the other side, we see Bonito blocking a punch from Blaster and he converts it into a hammerlock. Bonito goes behind Blaster, but Blaster starts to hit him on the head with some hard elbow smashes.
JR: “Blaster goes behind Bonito and he trips him to the mat. Blaster makes his way over Bonito and locks a side headlock on the former XAW champ, but Bonito slowly gets to his feet. TB, with the hard elbow shots to the gut of Blaster, tries to escape from the headlock. Bonito makes the Blast Man let go and he takes him down with a fireman’s carry.”
RK: “What a good way to take his opponent down, JR!”
Bonito grabs the leg of Blaster and kicks it twice before he puts on a leg lock. On the other side, we see Ignavus being sent off to the ropes by Xille. Xille ducks down for the back body drop and Ignavus stops infront of him to do a kick to the face. Xille, however, anticipates this and grabs the leg before it kicks him and makes Igz do a backflip. During Igz’s backflip, Xille catches him in mid-air and delivers a DDT.
JR: “BAH GAWD! That was an amazing move there by Xille.”
RK: “I guess these two men know what the other one is thinking during a wrestling match, JR. Sure, they never been a tag team outside the X-WCW, but they have been battling it out since..well..they were roommates.”
Xille pins Ignavus as the referee counts. However, Ignavus gets a shoulder up after 2. We go back to Bonito and Blaster, where we see Bonito applying a headlock on Blaster while he is grounded. Blaster slowly gets to his feet and manages to get out of it via an arm wringer to Bonito. Bonito easily reverses the submission move and goes behind Blaster. Bonito uses one of his hand to slap the head of Blaster, just to work him up. The slap works as Blaster uses his head to ram it onto the forehead of Bonito. Bonito lets go and staggers back to the ropes. Blaster turns around and clotheslines Bonito over the top rope.
JR: “Blaster just clotheslined Bonito over the ropes!”
RK: “I know, JR, but the only way to win this match is by pinfall or submission. Someone tell Blaster to pull TB back into the ring and pin him!”
On the other side, we see Xille delivering the boots to Ignavus at the corner. Xille backs up a bit and then charges at Ignavus on the corner. Ignavus somehow grabs Xille and tosses him into the air. As Ignavus leaves the corner, Xille lands on the second rope and waits for his partner to turn around. Igz finally turns around and Xille jumps off the second rope and lands a flying crossbody block on his former partner.
JR: “Xille has Ignavus pinned yet again..1…2..NO! Ignavus kicks out of the crossbody and he stays in the match.”
RK: “Look JR, Blaster is coming out of the ring.”
Blaster gets out of the ring and approaches a recovering Bonito. Blaster tries to pick up Bonito, but TB delivers an eye poke to blind his opponent momentarily. Bonito grabs Blaster and delivers a couple of knee strikes to the gut. Bonito rolls Blaster back into the ring and we go back to the action inside to see Xille picking up Ignavus. Ignavus reverses the Irish Whip attempt of Xille and catches him with a hiptoss. Ignavus stands beside the downed Xille and delivers a standing SSP.
JR: “A standing Shooting Star Press by Ignavus! He pins Xille..1…2..Kickout!”
RK: “As impressive as the move was, I wish he had just hit him with his slacker tower to get it over with already.”
On the other side of the ring, we see Bonito applying a full nelson on Blaster. Blaster tries to wriggle out of it, but nothing happens. Blaster finally gets out of the move after he delivers a jumping jawbreaker on Bonito. Bonito staggers back towards the corner and Blaster charges at him. Bonito sees Blaster and he gets out of the way for the Blast Man to crash face first into the turnbuckle. Bonito grabs Blaster and delivers the Nito Plex.
RK: “NITO PLEX ON BLASTER! DAMN I MISSED THAT MOVE!!!”
JR: “Bonito pins Blaster 1,2,3. Damn, Bonito got a lucky break on that one.”
RK: “Lucky break? I just think Blaster is stupid. I don’t like Bonito that much, JR, but I respect his ring work.”
TH: “Blaster has been eliminated!”
Blaster rolls out of the ring and the ring attendant escorts him out of the ringside. Meanwhile, Bonito watches from a corner as Xille and Ignavus are still fighting. Ignavus tries to deliver a vertical suplex on Xille, but Xille lands behind Ignavus and hops onto his shoulders. No sonner, Xille rolls Ignavus up for the victory roll pin. However, before the ref could count, Ignavus reverses the pin. The referee counts to one before Xille kicks out of the pin made by Ignavus. Both men get up and Xille grabs Ignavus quickly for an inside cradle pin.
JR: “Inside cradle, heres the count..1..2..NO! Both men are up again and Xille goes for a clothesline. Ignavus ducks the clothesline and pins Xille with a backslide pin 1..2…Xille rolls out of the pin and surprises his former partner with a dropkick to the face.”
RK: “That might have either caused Ignavus to take a nap..or just might have woken him up completely.”
Xille picks up Ignavus and sends him off to the ropes. Xille goes for a hurracanrana, but Ignavus counters it with a sit-down powerbomb. Upon impact, both men go down on the mat and Tony Bonito makes this time to go to Xille and pin him.
JR: “What in that…Bonito gets the cover on Xille 1..2…3!”
RK: “HAHAHA! Poor X. Even in the singles division, Igz still jinxes him.”
TH: “Xille has been eliminated.”
Tony Bonito has a smirk on his face after pinning Xille and he goes over to pin Ignavus next. The referee counts the pin, but Ignavus gets his shoulder up by 2. Shocked, Bonito looks at the referee to make sure he made the right counting. Bonito picks up Ignavus and he delivers three successions of clubs to the back. After the third club, Ignavus falls down to his knees and Bonito mocks him by slapping him around the head and shouting at Igz to ‘get up!’.
JR: “Bonito is really showing that he has class right now by slapping around his opponent, King.”
RK: “He IS?”
JR: “No, I am just being sarcastic.”
TB picks Ignavus up and sends him towards the corner. TB charges at him and delivers a corner clothesline. Bonito starts to work on Ignavus as he delivers a couple of shoulder charges to the mid-section of his opponent. Bonito sits Ignavus on the top rope and makes him face the crowd as he goes for a super beck suplex.
JR: “Bonito is setting Igz up for a super back suplex, but it seems Ignavus is blocking the move right now.”
Ignavus is seen hitting a couple of hard elbows to the face of Bonito to let go. Bonito eventually lets Igz out of his grasps and he gets hit hard by an elbow that hits him between the eyes before he falls on his back to the mat. Ignavus slowly gets up the top rope with a yawn and jumps off to deliver the Five AM Flyer.
JR: “Ignavus goes for the five AM flyer, but Bonito sticks up his knees and it hits the abdominal area of Ignavus. Ignavus rolls to the mat in pain and Bonito slowly gets to his feet.”
RK: “It was an impressive move by Ignavus, JR. Too bad for him that Bonito saw that coming from a mile away.”
Bonito waits for Ignavus to get up and connects with the Nito Plex. Ignavus is sprawled onto the mat after the Nito Plex and Bonito pins him for the count.
JR: “Here is the pin 1..2…3, Bonito wins!”
RK: “Wow, he won his return match to the X-WCW! That was impressive! I bet he is gonna win the main event and will be set off to face Divebomb for the UW Title.”
TH: “The winner of this match…TONY BONITO!!!”
“Medals Remix” hits the speakers and Bonito gets his hand raised in victory by the ref. Bonito quickly shoves the referee away and celebrates in the ring by himself. The crowd starts to boo him and chant “Nito…sucks”, but it doesn’t seem to faze him as he continues to celebrate his victory inside the X-WCW ring.
JR: “Folks, coming up next, we will have the second double 4 match. So do not change that channel, Nitro will be back right after the break.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Double 4 Tournament Match 2
X-WCW U.S. Championship
Karl Baller vs Cane Deathscream vs Sid Justice vs Wolfang (c)
“Ima Hustla” hits the speakers, and Karl Baller makes his entrance, receiving a warm response.
TH: “The following is the second Double 4 Tournament Match, and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – KARL BALLER!”
The crowd continues to cheer as Karl Baller approaches the ring. And once he enters, “n-T-o” is heard, followed by “No Chance”, and Cane Deathscream makes his entry to the usual heel heat.
TH: “His first opponent: from Hell, he represents the nTo – CANE DEATHSCREAM!”
The booing grows louder as Cane Deathscream comes to the ring. Once he’s inside, “Psycho” hits, and Sid Justice appears on the stage to an equally loud chorus of boos.
TH: “Their next opponent: from West Memphis, Arkansas – SID JUSTICE!”
Sid Justice flips off the fans as he comes down to the ring. Once he enters the ring, “Brutal Planet” hits, and Wolfang makes his entrance to a mixed crowd response.
TH: “And their final opponent: from St. Helens, Merseyside, England – WOLFANG!”
Wolfang enters the squared circle and surrenders his US title belt to one of the two referees, but the match doesn’t start immediately: instead, the arena lights go off. After a five second pause, the words “Who is Grandmaster E?” appear on the X-Tron.
RK: “What’s this all about, JR?”
JR: “I’m not sure, King, and I’m sure the men in this match are equally perplexed right now!”
The X-Tron fades to black after another five seconds, and the lights return. Then the bell rings to start the match, with Wolfang attacking CD and Baller going after Sid.
Wolfang and CD tie up, but the bigger man gets the strength advantage almost instantaneously. CD shoves Wolfang to the left ropes, and as Wolfang rebounds, CD tries to capitalise with a boot to the face. But Wolfang’s experience has its privileges: he is able to stop himself from running into CD’s boot, and as CD stumbles from the near miss, Wolfang is able to hit a quick DDT on him. Wolfang goes for a fast pinfall.
RK: “1…. Cane throws him off with authority!”
JR: “Despite that, Wolfang is ALWAYS quick to seize an advantage!”
Wolfang and CD get up, and CD tries to whip Wolfang to the front left corner, but Wolfang reverses the move into a nasty back heel kick! It dazes CD, but it fails to bring him to the mat. However, Wolfang bounces off the front ropes, taking CD down with a stiff dropkick!
Meanwhile, the David and Goliath struggle between Baller and Sid proves to be a very lop-sided affair. They tie up, but the much larger Sid is quick to overpower Baller, delivering a stiff hip toss to him. He sits Baller up before standing over his shoulder and locking him in a stump puller!
In spite of this, Baller is determined to continue, refusing to submit. His hand is lifted by one of the referees, and it drops, leading to a count of 1. This happens again, for 2, but once it’s lifted a third time, it doesn’t drop for a count of 3: Baller gathers his strength, and he is soon able to sweep Sid’s legs from underneath him!
Baller gets to his feet, grabbing the downed Sid by his own legs and catapulting him into the back right corner! Baller then tries to follow this move by delivering a Sting-style corner splash, but Sid turns in time to catch Baller by his throat, delivering a nasty chokeslam to the smaller man! Naturally, Sid goes for a pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Baller was lucky he could reach the bottom rope! Otherwise Wolfang would’ve lost his title there and then!”
On the other side of the ring, CD clotheslines Wolfang right out of the ring with such force that he also goes over the top left rope. However, unlike Wolfang, CD lands on his feet, and one of the referees joins them on the outside. CD brings Wolfang to his feet, grabbing him in an arm wrench and hurling him toward the safety barrier.
Despite hitting it fairly hard, Wolfang gets up, but CD tries to slam Wolfang headfirst into the top of the barrier nonetheless. Wolfang, however, has other plans: he stops himself from hitting it, and nails CD with a few quick elbows to the midsection before re-entering the ring.
And on the inside, Baller has made a recovery of sorts against Sid. Sid attempts to whip Baller to the back ropes, but Baller reverses it. On Sid’s rebound, Baller tries a Lou Thesz press, but Sid catches him, dropping him into a spinebuster.
With CD still yet to come back into the ring, Wolfang takes the initiative and attacks Sid. They tie up, and in a stunning move, Wolfang is able to use Sid’s size and strength advantage against him: he is shoved toward the mat, but he brings Sid down with him into a sunset flip!
By this point, CD is back in the ring, and he goes for a quick pinfall on the downed and shaken Baller.
RK: “1…. 2…. JUST!”
JR: “Karl Baller’s in a completely different league tonight! I don’t think he can take much more of this!”
RK: “He should be thankful Sid didn’t powerbomb him, because I think he would’ve split in two!”
JR: “Stop it!”
Wolfang and Sid continue to fight, and after another tie up, Sid gets Wolfang into a suplex position. He lifts him vertically to execute the move, but Wolfang reverses it into a vertical suplex of his own! And at the same time, CD brings Baller to his feet, hitting his Raising Cane powerbomb! Both Wolfang and CD go for pinfalls at the same time.
RK: “1…. 2…. DOUBLE KICK OUT!”
JR: “Sid’s got a lot left in him, but what about Baller?”
Baller barely manages to get up, and once he does, CD wrenches his arm. The big man then walks toward the front right turnbuckles, climbing them and walking along the top rope, Undertaker-style. But as he jumps into a sledgehammer to Baller’s back, Baller pulls CD’s arm, sending him flying right into the back of Sid!
With both of the big men temporarily downed, Wolfang turns his attention to the weary Baller. Baller attempts to hit Wolfang, but Wolfang ducks it, catching him and hitting the Wolfsbane on Baller! Wolfang goes for the decisive pin.
JR: “This could be it! Wolfang won’t be dropping his belt just yet!”
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! Wolfang wins!”
The crowd offers a somewhat subdued cheer for Wolfang as he celebrates his victory. The bell rings, and one of the referees hands him his US title belt back!
TH: “Here’s your winner – WOLFANG!”
Both Sid and CD are stunned. They get to their feet, but while Sid leaves the ring, CD waits for Wolfang to face him. Once he does, Wolfang is greeted with a kick to the gut, followed by a Raising Cane powerbomb!
With Wolfang flat on the mat, CD taunts him by saying “Enjoy your title reign while you can!”.
JR: “What prompted that?”
RK: “The nTo have been in a foul mood ever since Cyberstrike’s forced departure! I guess they’re looking to make an example of someone else, now that that ‘painus in the anus’ Eamon X is gone!”
JR: “Well, the nTo have too much power already, if you ask me!”
RK: “Well, who’s asking you? We’ll be back!”
X-WCW TV Championship
TGO vs Otacon (c)
JR: “Welcome back to Nitro folks. Our next match tonight is a rematch between TGO and Otacon. This time the X-WCW TV Title is on the line. TGO is in this match because of his win over The Man With No Name and Big Dog at Starcade: Extreme.”
RK: “Very true, but he’s got his work cut out for himself tonight. Otacon is on an impressive winning streak. He’ll be tough to beat tonight.”
JR: “We’re about to find out if TGO has what it takes tonight.”
Bad, Bad Man by John Cena hits as TGO appears on the stage
RK: “New entrance music for TGO tonight. Kinda catchy.”
JR: “Not what I care for, but if it works for him.”
TH: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the X-WCW TV Championship. Introducing first the challenger. Making his way to the ring from Greenland, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Great One.”
TGO slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He poses for the crowd while waiting for his opponent.
Superstar by Saliva blares through the arena as Otacon appears on the stage
TH: “And his opponent, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 275 pounds, he is the X-WCW TV Champion, Otacon.”
Otacon poses in the center of the ring as the referee relieves him of the title belt. The ref holds it up high to show what is on the line.
JR: “And this match up starts with both men locking up in the center of the ring.”
RK: “Man, is that all they have. TGO is really a rookie isn’t he?”
JR: “Oh shut up, the match just started.”
Otacon pushes TGO to the ground, but TGO quickly gets back up and charges at Otacon, who dodges it. TGO manages to stop himself before hitting the turnbuckle. Otacon comes from behind and rams TGO into the turnbuckle. Otacon turns TGO around and hits a DDT.
JR: “And Otacon goes for a cover. 1, 2, and TGO gets the shoulder up. A little early in the match for a cover, but it almost worked.”
RK: “It should have been over then. Oh well, Otacon will win soon enough.”
Otacon picks TGO up and connects with a stiff European Uppercut. He whips TGO to the corner, but TGO reverses and follows Otacon, delivering a shoulder in the corner. TGO hits a standing dropkick and sends Otacon over the top rope.
JR: “And this contest has been taken to the outside. TGO picks up Otacon and nails him into the steel steps. TGO tries again, but wait. Otacon is able to stop it. He reverses the momentum and pounds TGO’s head into the ring step.”
RK: “And the ref’s making his count. If Otacon can last a few more seconds, He’ll keep his TV title for sure.”
JR: “The title can’t change on a count out, but Otacon isn’t going to do that as he is rolling TGO pack into the ring this very second. And the ref will stop his count at seven.”
Otacon rolls TGO over and goes for a cover, but the ref only makes it to three before TGO pulls his shoulder up. Otacon is furious and pulls TGO up to deliver a powerful punch, but TGO dodges it and goes behind Otacon.
JR: “And TGO delivers a german suplex to the champion. He won’t give up yet.”
TGO makes his way to the top rope.
RK: “This rookie’s making a big mistake. This won’t work.”
TGO leaps, but Otacon is able to roll out of the way. TGO is laying on the ground and Otacon picks him up. The champion applies an abdominal stretch to the challenger.
JR: “Otacon is working on the midsection of the challenger.”
RK: “Looks like another rookie will be defeated by Otacon. He’s really been putting them in line the past few weeks.”
Otacon continues to apply the pressure, but TGO manages to land a few elbows to Otacon’s head. TGO manages to deliver a standing drop kick and both men are down.
JR: “That abdominal stretch took a lot out of TGO. Both men are down as the referee begins the ten count.”
At six, both men are up and Otacon begins to punch TGO with a series of lefts and rights. He backs TGO into the corner and lifts him up onto the top rope.
Otacon steps up to the middle rope and signals for a Vertebreaker.
JR: “It could be over real soon. Otacon has called for his finishing maneuver, but wait, BAH GAWD, TGO has hooked under Otacon and has lifted him up.”
TGO delivers a powerbomb from the top rope. He crawls over Otacon and hooks the legs.
JR: “And the ref makes the count. 1..2..3! TGO did it. He won the title.”
TH: “Here is your winner and the new X-WCW TV Champion, The Great One!”
Bad, Bad Man hits as TGO lifts up the belt and celebrates his win.
JR: And that’s not all we have tonight folks. Stay tuned for more exciting X-WCW action as we continue here on Nitro.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
The commercial shows Divebomb standing on top of a very tall tower. The cameras show the ground below as he takes a deep breath. Just then, a voice over speaks.
VO: “In times of war, the best weapon you can use…is yourself”
With that said, Divebomb jumps off the building and goes for the Ground Zero. As he hits the ground, he explodes. The cameras zoom out and we see the whole city covered in the light of the explosion.
VO: “X-WCW Presents: GROUND ZERO 2K5!”
We go back to the now obliterated city to see the hole where Divebomb made. As the cameras zoom closely, a hand rises up from the hole and its Divebomb. He slowly climbs out of the hole and dusts himself off.
DB: “One down…many more to go”
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X-WCW comes back from the commercial break and we see the ring decked in red and a table covered in a red sheet is also in the middle of it. The cameras pan over to the announce table where we see JR and RK.
JR: “Welcome back to Nitro! Right now, D-Extreme will present the new X-WCW UW Tag Team Titles to Final Frontier.”
“Comfort Eagle” by Cake hits the speakers and D-Extreme comes out still suited up. There may be a few beer stains on the suit, but still, he is still wearing it. TRD is seen following D-Ex down the ring as the fans give him a mixed reaction.
RK: “Here comes the new GM right now, JR.”
JR: “And it seems to me that The Real Deal is his new assistant.”
D-Ex enters the ring as TRD stands outside the ring and looks at his superior. D-Ex asks for the mic and the fans chant ‘X-WCW!’.
D-Ex: “You know what, I like that chant. But as much as I like the X-WCW, I think it needs a little make-over.”
With that said he pulls the cloth of the table off and we see the new X-WCW Tag Team Title Belts.
D-Ex: “Now that you see the new UW Tag Team Belts…let me introduce you to their owners…FINAL FRONTIER!!!”
D-Ex points to the stage and “Save a horse, ride a cowboy” plays at the PA Systems. The fans are on their feet as Final Frontier make their way down the ramp. SFM and AJ slide into the ring and they both shake hands with D-Ex. D-Ex hands SFM the mic and he backs away to applaud the new champs.
SFM: “Thank you, thank you, everyone..thank you. Me and AJ here have been in the X-WCW since the beginning of last year. We just feel GREAT about being the first UW tag team champs. On Starrcade, we overcame two nTo teams and one damn good tag team in default just to get these belts tonight.”
AJ gets the mic and he speaks.
AJ: “Your right there my friend. It is a great honor to be given these new X-WCW tag title belts tonight after we won that match. Before the PPV, me and SFM often train in the ring until we dropped on the mat. We really are happy to see all the blood, sweat and tears we had during the course of our career here in the X-WCW paid off on that night. We really appreciate this.”
D-Ex hands them the title belts and gets the mic from AJ.
D-Ex: “Congratulations again, Final Frontier. However, let me remind you something, you will be defending those belts. With that said, the Powerbomb vs Starstorm match will not only be ‘winner stays in the nTo’ oh no! It will be a best of five series and the winners of each match can pick what kind of match the next one will be! The winning team will face the Final Frontier at GZ III for the tag team titles!”
The fans cheer after that announcement and FF just nod in agreement.
JR: “BAH GAWD! DID YOU HEAR THAT KING?!”
RK: “Oh yeah, the stakes just couldn’t get any higher between Starstorm and Powerbomb, tonight!”
Final Frontier leaves the ringside area with the new belts. Just as D-Extreme exits the ring, “Rap City” hits and Fresh Prince comes out of the stage.
RK: “Hey, I thought he was dead?!”
JR: “It seems like the new comer looks banged up after his match with the Xtreme champ, Judge Death.”
FP hobbles his way down the ramp with a mic in his hand and D-Ex gets back into the ring and wonders why he is here. FP enters the ring and starts to speak.
FP: “D-Ex…I dmnd a match!!!”
D-Ex: “BUT YOU ALREADY HAD A MATCH!!!”
D-Ex looks a bit frustrated and we see TRD entering the ring. TRD asks D-Ex is ok and D-Ex gives him a nod. D-Ex looks at FP again and makes a stern cough before he speaks.
D-Ex: “You know, I have no time for you tonight. I had ENOUGH of your ramblings earlier. However, you will get a match…ON WARZONE! It will be a 6-man tag match that pits Fresh Prince, TG Stylez and The Renegade vs The Lone Wolf, Hell's Guardian, and The Warrior.”
RK: “Who the hell are they?”
JR: “The new signees we met earlier”
RK: “…you mean those five were not our new catering men?”
D-Ex: “Now if you may excuse us both…”
D-Ex looks at TRD and gives him a smirk. TRD nods and quickly takes down Fresh Prince with a big boot. Fresh Prince is down on the ring as D-Ex and TRD make their way back to the backstage area.
RK: “I know TRD is now just D-Ex’s mere servant, but I like what I saw in that ring right now. I guess being D-Ex’s bodyguard has some perks…beating up retards.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Big Dog vs Karl Baller
We go back to Nitro for the next match. “Stupefy” hits the speakers, and Big Dog comes out on stage to a hearty “Little Bitch!” chant!
TH: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first: from Knoxville, Tennessee – BIG DOG!”
The chanting and booing continue as Big Dog makes his way to the ring. Then “Ima Hustla” hits, and Karl Baller makes his entrance to a warm response.
TH: “And his opponent: from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – KARL BALLER!”
KB enters the ringside area and has a mic on his hands.
KB: “YO MY SKILLS WILL BLIND YOU LIKE AN ECLIPSE AND IM REAL WIT DAT/
SO TONIGHT YALL GON WITNESS KB TURN A BIG DOG INTO A LIL PUSSY CAT/
JUST LOOK AT DAT MATCH FROM STARCADE, TGO R**** YOU IT SEEMED/
HE HAD YOU ON DA MAT AND LIKE A BITCH YOU SQUEALED, TAPPED, AND SCREAMED/(crowd laughs)
KB IS HOT FIYA…IF DIPPED IN WATER JUST EXPECT DA STEAM/
YOULL GET BURNED FROM DA #1 SINGLE, FEEL DA EFFECTS ON YA CHEST, STOMACH, AND EVEN YA SPLINE/
SPEAKIN OF BODY PARTS, YOU’VE TOLD ME TO GROW A P****, AND BEEN SAYIN JOHN CENA A LOT FROM WAT I HEAR/
DEN YOU GO NOSE TO NOSE WIT ME….OH WAIT I FORGOT DAT WERE A QUEER/
AS YOU CAN SEE I’M VERY MEAN….TONIGHT ANIMAL ABUSE IS WAT YOULL GET/
CUZ WHEN IM FINISHED WIT YOU, WELL LETS JUST SAY DIS DOG WILL BE TAKEN TO A VET/
YOULL BE MET BY CLOSE DEATH, AND DATS A PROMISE I INTEND TO KEEP/
CUZ GODS ANGRY WIT YOU AND HES SENDIN CHAOS FROM HEAVEN TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP/
SO EVERYBODY PLEASE PEEP DIS MASSACARE CUZ IM GETTING MY FIRST WIN, NOW I’M FILLED WIT JOY/
BUT ENOUGH TALK AND LETS START DA ACTION….HOLLA AT YA BOY!!“
He drops the mic and makes his way down the ramp. He enters the ring and the bell hits to start the match. Both me tie up immediately, with neither one being able to break the deadlock for about ten seconds.
BD breaks the tie up by grabbing KB’s left arm, but instead of going for a standard Irish whip, he turns it into a hammerlock before dropping KB into a snapping reverse DDT! BD goes for the first pinfall attempt.
JR: “1…. 2…. WAY too early! This crowd is really getting stuck into Big Dog tonight, King!”
RK: “I think they’re still upset that Eamon X is on welfare now, JR! HA!”
JR: “So is Cyberstrike, if I’m not mistaken!”
RK: “OK, you’ve got me there!”
Both men are now up, but suddenly, the arena lights go off! And the words “Who is Grandmaster E?” appear on the X-Tron for the third time in this event.
RK: “There’s that still again!”
JR: “Though I must say: I’m now asking that question myself, and I’m sure we’ll get an answer soon!”
After 5 seconds, the still disappears, and the lights return. BD and KB continue the match, with KB whipping BD to the right ropes and flooring BD with a running clothesline on the rebound. Once BD is up, KB takes him right back down with another running clothesline, and BD rises again only to cop yet another running clothesline!
KB follows this up with a big elbow drop to BD’s sternum, going for a pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Big Dog’s out to prove that he’s no one’s bitch!”
Both men get up off the mat, but KB runs right to the left ropes, hoping to nail an axe kick to the back of BD’s neck. However, BD straightens his stance, catching KB’s left leg and turning the move into a half crab submission hold!
Both men are far too close to the ropes for an effective submission, though, and after about 20 seconds, KB reaches the bottom front rope, breaking the hold.
While KB recovers from it on the mat, BD takes to the back left turnbuckles in preparation for a high-risk manoeuvre. KB gets up, and once he turns to face his opponent, BD launches into a stiff wheel kick, knocking KB right back down!
As the crowd starts chanting “Holy Shit!”, BD goes for another pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. LUCKY!”
JR: “Many people would be struggling to even breathe, let alone kick out of a pinfall, after a kick like that!”
KB catches his breath, and both men get up once more. BD grabs KB in an arm wrench, and he drives KB into the back right corner. BD then tries a running knee lift, but KB drops to his right, causing BD to collide awkwardly with the turnbuckles. KB then gets up, cornering BD and unleashing a succession of hard chest chops, each one soliciting the usual “WHOO!” from the crowd.
After about half a dozen chest chops, KB climbs onto the bottom rope, hitting a succession of punches on BD. The crowd counts the punches – “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” – but as KB pauses, BD gets underneath him, lifting him over his shoulders, walking into the centre of the ring, and nailing him with a Death Valley driver!
JR: “Just when we thought Karl Baller had the momentum, Big Dog just got it back in stunning fashion!”
RK: “He could end this one right here!”
JR: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
RK: “I eat my words. With strawberries, I might add!”
As both men get up, two other wrestlers make their way to the ring. TheGreatOne makes his way through the crowd, and R.E.Rage comes from the stage. Yet KB and BD continue to fight, and once the other men enter the ring, TGO attacks BD, and Rage attacks KB.
The referee calls for the bell to end the match before conferring with Terri. Meanwhile, other referees come from the back to break up the fights.
TH: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a No Contest!”
RK: “And fair enough too!”
JR: “Though the crowd is bitterly disappointed, since they wanted closure, and both men were putting on a hard fought battle!”
RK: “Quick, Terri! Get those puppies out of there!”
JR: “Very funny. We’ll be right back!”
Best of Five series
Match #1
PowerBomb vs StarStorm
“Drop the bombshell” hits, and PowerBomb make their entrance to a warm response, despite their apparent continued nTo allegiance.
TH: “The following match is the first of a Best of Five series, and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: the team of Powermaster and Bombshell – POWERBOMB!”
As they enter the ring, “n-T-o” is heard, followed by “End of Everything”. Before long, StarStorm make their appearance to a chorus of boos.
TH: “And their opponents: representing the nTo, they are the team of Raven Darkstorm and Vanth Dreadstar – STARSTORM!”
StarStorm make their way to the ring and enter it.
JR: “Hang on a moment: I’m just receiving news from the back!”
RK: “What kind of news? Has that bum Eamon X been arrested for robbing a bank? HA!”
JR: “Oh shut up!”
RK: “Then what is it?”
JR: “It’s another stipulation from D-Extreme! He says that the losing team in this match will be officially kicked out of the nTo!”
RK: “WOW! I had a feeling there wasn’t enough room for both those teams and all those egos in the nTo!”
The bell rings, and BS and Vanth take their places in their corners. PM and Raven tie up in the middle, but the stalemate only lasts a few seconds, and PM throws Raven off like he was nothing. PM screams “Get the hell up!”, and Raven does just that before they tie up once more.
Unable to find any sort of strength advantage, Raven breaks the tie up with a low blow, which goes unnoticed by the referee! Raven then hits his trademark move – the Darkstorm Rising – on the bigger PM, and he goes for a pinfall!
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Using a finisher right off the bat is a classic sign of wanting to end the match as quickly as possible!”
JR: “The nTo way, of course!”
RK: “Naturally! And I love it!”
PM gets up, and Raven tries to whip him into the left ropes, but PM does not budge. Instead, PM pulls Raven into a short arm clothesline, bringing him right to the mat. PM tags BS into the match, then as PM pulls Raven’s legs upwards, BS takes to the front left turnbuckles. PM turns Raven’s groin to face him, then BS jumps into a leg drop!
PM leaves the ring, then BS picks up Raven again, locking him in an arm wrench and launching him into the back left turn post! As Raven’s shoulder smarts from the heavy impact, BS grabs him by the back of the neck, slamming his head into the top turnbuckle many times! The fans count the slams – “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” – and once they’re done, BS whips Raven to the right ropes.
However, Raven does not rebound off the right ropes. He stops himself, tagging Vanth into the match instead. And as BS turns to face them, Vanth mounts the back right turnbuckles, with Raven vaulting Vanth into a modified cross body block that brings BS to the mat! Raven leaves the ring, and Vanth goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “Very good teamwork from both teams in the early stages!”
Vanth gets up, allowing BS to rise. But BS doesn’t stay up for long: Vanth grabs him from the side, dropping him into a side backbreaker! And once BS is down again, Vanth climbs the back left turnbuckles, hitting one of his patented moves – the Super Nova – on BS! Vanth goes for another pin.
JR: “1…. 2…. CLOSE!”
RK: “Come on StarStorm! Finish off those traitors and pick the next match!”
JR: “Is it just me, or did your nose just turn brown?”
RK: “Yeah yeah, very funny!”
Vanth and BS get up once more, with Vanth putting BS in an arm wrench and flooring him with a back heel kick! After this, Vanth tags Raven back into the match, and as Raven mounts the back right turnbuckles for a high-risk move, Vanth locks BS in the Starlock! PM goes into the ring to help his beleaguered partner, but the referee sends him back to the outside, and Raven nails the locked BS with a flying leg drop to the back of his neck!
Vanth releases the hold as this happens, and he slips out of the ring. Raven turns over the hurting BS and goes for a pin.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “Bombshell’s getting tired in there! He needs to tag Powermaster back in – and fast!”
Raven gets up, but BS is much slower to rise. Once BS gets to his feet, he turns and heads toward PM in an attempt to tag him, but Raven arrogantly grabs BS’ legs and drags him back into the middle of the ring. Raven taunts PM, goading him into entering the ring, but the referee sends PM right back out again!
JR: “King, don’t you DARE say that this is fair officiating!”
RK: “I wasn’t going to say that, JR, but I certainly THINK that!”
JR: “Fair MY ASS!”
RK: “And it’s not a candy ass either!”
Raven puts BS in a modified ankle lock, inflicting terrible pain on BS. But after about 20 seconds, BS is able to turn to the back ropes, grabbing the bottom one and breaking the hold! In desperation, and despite the pain, BS gets back up and lunges back to his corner, making the hot tag to PM and bringing him back into the match!
Once inside, PM cleans house! The fans launch into a well-organised “Hey hey! Ho ho! You’re too good for the nTo!” chant in support of PowerBomb as PM floors Raven with a stiff right hand, before flooring the entering Vanth with a stiff left!
PM knocks both StarStorm members down several times each, but they keep getting up for more. After a few more seconds, the referee sends Vanth back to the outside, and PM and Raven continue their fight. PM whips Raven to the front ropes, and on Raven’s rebound, PM floors him with a stiff boot to the face.
While Raven is on the mat, PM grabs him by the legs, hitting a wishbone leg splitter on Raven. Then, he grabs Raven by the throat, bringing him to his feet and preparing to nail him with a chokeslam, but Vanth sneaks back into the ring, bringing PM to his knees from behind with a double leg takedown!
The weary BS comes into the ring to try and assist PM, but it is to no avail as the referee sends him outside and threatens PowerBomb with disqualification. As this happens, Vanth places PM in a headscissor position, causing him to release his chokehold on Raven. Raven then gets behind PM, and he and Vanth hit their spiked powerbomb – the Star Power – on PM!
JR: “What the hell are you doing, ref? You should be disqualifying StarStorm!”
RK: “Give him a break! He’s making sure Powermaster’s not causing trouble!”
JR: “And you think StarStorm aren’t?”
RK: “They’re the nTo! They can do as they please!”
JR: “That figures.”
RK: “Just shut up and call the damn match!”
Vanth sneaks out of the ring before the referee can see him, and Raven covers PM for the final pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! StarStorm are one up in the series! And PowerBomb are out of the nTo!”
JR: “The fans were right: PowerBomb ARE too good for the nTo!”
The bell rings, and Raven and Vanth embrace in the ring.
TH: “Here are your winners – STARSTORM!”
Raven then takes Terri’s microphone.
RD: “And now that PowerBomb are out of the nTo, we’ll have no more issues kicking their asses in the next two matches!”
Vanth takes the microphone.
VD: “Speaking of matches, the next one will be….”
But Vanth is interrupted by the arena lights going out. After a moment, the words “Who is Grandmaster E?” appear on the X-Tron for the second time in the broadcast, and five seconds later, they disappear. The lights return, and a slightly perplexed Vanth continues.
VD: “As I was saying, before I was so RUDELY interrupted: the next match between our teams will be a Double Table Match!”
Raven takes the microphone back.
RD: “And as you go through those tables, PowerBomb, you will once again feel our Star Power!”
Raven drops the microphone, and both StarStorm members leave.
JR: “Grandmaster E?! King, do YOU have anything to do with this?”
RK: “Last time I checked, my son’s wrestling name is Grandmaster Sex Machine…not E!”
JR: “Well, whatever then. It seems like its gonna continue.”
RK: “To be continued at Warzone, I guess!”
JR: “And I’m sure PowerBomb will be looking for some measure of revenge in that next match-up! We’ll be back in a moment!”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as Powerbomb is being helped up by the road agents.
Double 4 Tournament Match 3
Tony Bonito vs Wolfang
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and we see Terri Hotbody..the 2nd in the middle of the ring as we hear the commentators.
JR: “Welcome back to NITRO!!!”
RK: “Right now, we can see that hot new Terri in the ring, JR. Oh boy, I really like looking at this new one.”
JR: “Oh please, King, YOURE MARRIED!!!”
TH: “The following match the Double 4 Tournament Finals and it is scheduled for one fall.”
“Medals Remix” hits and TB makes his way to the ringside area. The chants of “Nito…Sucks” fill the garden again as TB does his usual entrance actions as the pyros shoot up the stage.
TH: “Introducing first, from Boston Mass. – TONY BONITO!!!”
TB makes his way down the aisle and rolls into the ring. Once he stands up, he spins around and then goes to his knees to yell ‘wooo!’. Just as TB gets up, “Brutal Planet” hits, and Wolfang appears at the stage.
TH: “And from St. Helens, Merseyside, England – WOLFANG!”
Wolflang makes his way down the ramp and starts to point at TB who is in the ring. Wolfang slides into the ring and both men go nose-to-nose.
JR: “King, these two have not forgotten the other man.”
RK: “TB and Wolfang, along with the now departed Eamon X once were the NAO. Sadly, their egos were too much and they disbanded. Bonito lost to Wolfy, and I guess he didn’t take it too kindly and left. Tonight, I think its TB’s time to prove he is the better man.”
The bell rings and both men continue to bicker in the middle of the ring. TB shoves Wolfang, and then Wolfang retaliates with a hard shove of his own. TB backs off for a while before he runs and tackles Wolfang down the mat and hammers away with some hard punches to the face. Wolfang rolls over and he gets on top of TB before he hits some punches on TB. Both men change the momentum of the mounted punches during the succeeding seconds before the referee separates the two men. Wolfang gets to his feet and delivers a running knee strike to the gut of TB while the referee tried to separate TB from him.
JR: “Wolfang just hit a cheap shot on TB and I think TB got hit hard on the gut with that move.”
Wolfang waits for TB to get up and he tells him to lock up with him. TB agrees and both men go to a lockup. Wolfang goes behind TB and goes for a sleeper. TB slips away from the hold and grabs one of Wolfang's arms to apply an arm wrencher. Wolfang reverses the move and goes behind TB with a hammerlock applied on the arm of TB. Bonito struggles for a while before turning around and takes Wolfang down with a fireman's carry to stop the submission move.
JR: “Tony Bonito with that well executed Firemans Carry takes down the First ever UW champ. Bonito locks a front face lock right now on the grounded Wolfy.”
RK: “I'm telling ya JR, this is gonna be one long match. Both men are great ring technicians and both men are very determined to finish off the other one with a submission move. I think Wolfang would benefit most if he can make Bonito tap out. It is well known that TB is one of the best technical wrestlers today.”
TB locks the front face lock tightly on Wolfang whos at the mat. After a few seconds we see Wolf slowly getting up and he charges Bonito towards the corner to let go. Wolfang delivers a hard knife-edge chop to the chest of TB. But before he can holler in pain, Wolfang delivers yet ANOTHER hard chop to the chest that echoes throughout the building. TB is groggy on the corner as Wolfang grabs him and takes him down with a hard snap suplex. Wolfang hooks the leg of TB for the pinfall, but Tony Bonito gets his shoulder up at the count of 2.
JR: “Bonito with the shoulder up and Wolfang picks up the X-WCW Olympic Champion and sends him to the ropes. Wolfang bounces to the other side and goes for a clothesline but TB ducks and delivers a belly to back release suplex.”
TB picks up Wolfang after doing the suplex. However, Wolfang takes TB by surprise as Wolfang grabs TB by the legs to send him to the mat. Wolfang quickly goes for a figure four here but TB fights out of it and kicks him out of the way. TB is back up and we see Wolfang smirking at TB before both men lock up on each other yet again. Wolfang backs TB to the corner and goes for a knife edge chop but Bonito kicks Wolfang to the gut a couple of times before he sends Wolfang to the corner instead. TB grabs Wolfang and goes for a suplex on the ropes. TB hung Wolfang out to dry on the apron. Wolfang blocks a punch from Bonito and delivers a hard punch of his own. Wolfang grabs Bonito and hiptosses TB to the outside of the ring.
JR: “Wolfang just sent Bonito to the outside with a hiptoss!”
RK: “It may be just a hiptoss, but it seemed to have hurt Bonito in the wrong way.”
Wolfang goes outside and grabs Bonito. Wolfang tries to slam him to the ring post but Bonito blocks it and kicks him to the gut. Bonito grabs Wolfang and sends him to crash at the ringpost with his shoulder hitting the post with high velocity, sending Wolfang down and out on the floor. Wolfang is seen favoring his right shoulder as TB stomps down on it. Tony Bonito goes in the ring once more but goes back out again so that he and Wolfang wont get counted out. Bonito picks up his former NAO running mate and sends him CRASHING to the steel steps!
JR: “Bonito just sent Wolfang crash and burn to those steel steps. Tony Bonito rolls Wolfang back into the ring right now. I wonder what Bonito will be doing next.”
JR’s question gets answered as Bonito ascends to the top rope. He faces the crowd and launches himself to land a well-executed moonsault on Wolfang. The referee counts the pin but Wolfang gets his shoulder up before the 3 count was made! Bonito gets up and waits for Wolfang to get up. Wolfang slowly gets up on his feet and TB quickly goes behind him for a Belly To Back Suplex but Wolfang lands on his feet and quickly applies on a waistlock behind TB. To the crowd and Wolfang's dismay though, Bonito blocks the attempt of Wolfang for a German Suplex and goes behind him. TB sends Wolfang to the mat with a High Angle Belly To Back suplex. Both men are down after TB’s desperation move that worked. But as audible to the ears, its clear that the NY fans want WOLFANG to win this.
JR: “Both men are down and the referee is counting them. That was one hell of a desperation move for Bonito.”
RK: “7 minutes already into this match up and both men seem to be tired already, JR. They sure have a lot of determination to finish the other one in an instant here. No doubt about that”
Both men get up as the referee reached a 6 count. Wolfang and TB quickly do an exchange of punches in the middle of the ring. Wolfang delivers a hard slap across the chest of TB to sends him stumbling back. Wolfang grabs TB and delivers a hard knee strike to the midsection before he backs him to the corner. Wolfang delivers a couple of kicks to the mid-section of Bonito before he sets TB on the top rope. Wolfang goes to the second turnbuckle and hooks Bonito for a superplex. TB struggles to get free as he delivers shots to the gut of Wolfang. Bonito hits one hard shot and Fang looses the grip and falls down as TB shoves him out of the way.
JR: “Well..’Fang tried to deliver a superplex there but Bonito just shoved him away”
RK: “That is true JR. Wolfy tried to finish TB off but it seems like the Olympic champ has a lot of fight left here.”
Bonito goes down from the top rope and he applies a leg lock on Wolfang. ‘Fang screams in pain as Tony Bonito puts more pressure on the submission move being applied on Fang's leg. TB eventually lets go after a minute and picks up Wolfang. Bonito delivers a couple of punches on Wolfang before he sweeps Wolfang on the hurt leg. Wolfang goes down and TB goes for an ankle lock. To his dismay though, Wolfy kicks him out of the way. TB grabs Wolfang but he fights back with hard punches to the mid-section of Bonito. Wolfang sends TBo the ropes and he takes him down with a armdrag. Fang holds on to the arm for an arm-scissors submission on TB. Bonito struggles to reach the rope beside him. But its too far for his reach as he is still trapped with the submission move of Wolfang. Wolfang eventually lets go of the hold after a minute. He gets up and hobbles towards Bonito.
JR: “Wolfang grabs the leg of Bonito right here.”
RK: “Evidently JR, that IS what Wolfy is doing, just like what Bonito did to his leg earlier.”
Wolfang applies the leg lock and delivers some kicks to the leg. Wolfang picks him up sends TB to the ropes and he catches him with a back body drop. Bonito goes down and Wolfang goes to the top rope. Wolfang launches off the top rope with the Echo in the dark (whisper in the wind). Wolfy gets short handed as Bonito gets out of the way. Bonito waits for Fang to get up before he hoists him in his shoulders for the Nito Plex but Wolfang counters it with a takedown and Wolfang locks TB with a figure four.
JR: “Wolfang counters the Nito Plex and takes TB down! He has that figure four locked on Bonito!”
RK: “AARRGGHH! That has to be painful for Bonito right now. Right now I can hear him screaming from here.”
Bonito screams in pain and struggles to make his way to the ropes. Bonito nears the ropes but Wolfang slowly but surely pulls him away from it while the figure four is still locked on. Bonito struggles, but eventually turns around to reverse the momentum to make Wolfang let go of the submission move. Woflang picks up Bonito, who takes him by surprise with a hard punch followed up by a knee to the mid-section. TB grabs Wolfang on the head and sends him over the ropes. Bonito makes his way to the outside and Wolfang greets him with a hard punch to the face! TB staggers back as Wolfang charges at him, Wolfy on the other hand gets taken down by a Tony Bonito single leg takedown. Bonito grabs Wolfang and drops him on the crowd barricade head first. Wolfy turns around and gets hit with a hard short arm clothesline by Bonito. TB collapses to the ground after connecting the clothesline and the referee starts to count both men out of the ring.
JR: “OH BAH GAWD! BONITO COULD HAVE TOOK WOLFY’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!”
RK: “That was painful for Wolfang. But if both men don't get back in the ring in time, it will be painful for BOTH men to end this bout in a double count out decision.”
The referee reaches the count of 6 and we see Bonito being the first man getting up on the outside. TB looks exhausted as he staggers towards Wolfang to pick up the Mersey side marauder. He rolls Wolfang to the ring and slides in the ring as well. He drapes his arm over him as he is too tired to pin him in a lateral press. The referee counts 1...2...NO! Wolfang kicks out to the delight of the NY crowd who were for a long time sat there with their hands on their laps watching one of the biggest fights of the year. Bonito slowly gets up and does not believe that Wolfy still has a lot of fight left in him and he gets up. Bonito takes a short breather on the corner while waiting for Wolfang to get up on his feet. Tony Bonito, like a military tactician waits slowly approaches an unaware and groggy Wolfy to slap on a sleeper hold with a body scissors. The submission move applied, both men are on the mat as Bonito struggles to choke the life out of his opponent.”
RK “TB is locking on that rear chinlock with a body scissors on Wolfy. This is one effective move if I can say so myself. Next to my deadly sleeper that’s one move you must not count out to your submission arsenal. Not only is Bonito cutting off the air entering and exiting Wolfy right now but his weight on Wolfang's is helping him out with that goal. The longer this move goes…the lesser the chances that Wofalng will make it out here to face the champion. But I wish CS would have been the challenger.”
The referee lifts Wolfang’s arm for the first time and it limps. The referee tries again for the second time but it turns out to be the same result. The crowd continues to cheer Wolfang to get out of this move and it is working as the 3rd time his arm stays up and slowly but surely we see Wolfang rolling over to have his stomach planted on the mat as he slowly crawls towards the ropes. TB's attempts to drag Wolfang to the center of the ring goes in vain as Wolfang finally reaches out to the ropes and TB has to let go of the move.
JR: “What is it? What drives both of these men to let them have these sudden bursts of adrenaline flowing into their veins so they can continue to fight in this match?!”
RK: “Its desire! It is the desire to be the next UW champ, the desire to prove the other man wrong. And right now Wolfy has the desire to prove his opponent wrong, to prove that he is worthy of being the first UW title champ. And the man he is proving wrong now is the Tony Bonito. Speaking of TB, he is up now and he is in disbelief that Wolfy is still alive and kicking from that tortuous submission move he applied on him.”
Bonito goes over to Wolfang and picks him up. Wolfang surprises TB with lefts and rights to the sutrdom of TB. Bonito staggers but manages to block a punch from Wolfang and rakes him in the face. TB grabs Wolfang and connects with a belly to belly suplex. TB pins Wolfy yet again.
JR: “Here is the pin 1..2..NO! Wolfang gets a shoulder up yet again!”
Bonito shakes his head and gets up, Wolfang is getting up as well. TB sends Wolfang to the corner and pummels him down there. TB turns around and heads to the other end to the ring. He turns around and charges towards Wolfang on the corner but as he was, Wolfy gets the strength to get out of the corner and charges at Tony Bonito as well. Both men meet at the center and both men almost do a double clothesline! Both men are DOWN! The referee, along with the crowd counts both men down.
JR: “Both men almost beheaded the other one! And the referee is counting them down on the mat.”
The referee reaches the nine count and both men slowly rises from the mat and back to their feet. Bonito comes at Wolfang with punches but Wolfy blocks every blow and retaliates with hard right hands to the face of Bonito. Wolfang sends TB groggy with a hard chop before he goes behind Bonito and grabs him for the Death Stalker. TB is down and Wolfang has a grin on his face as he heads to the top rope.
JR: “Wolfang makes his way to the top rope. He is on top but wait, TB slowly rising up and he sees him on top.”
Bonito spots Wolfang on the top rope and he desperately runs towards Wolfy. He makes it in time and grabs Wolfang on the top rope. He sends Wolfang back hard into the mat with a bodyslam from the top turnbuckle. Bonito goes over to Wolfang for the pin 1....2...NO! Wolfang gets his shoulder up yet again. Bonito gets up and stalks Wolfang. Wolfang is slowly up on his feet and TB grabs him from behind to deliver the Nito Plex. But somehow, Wolfang counters it and locks the Iron Wolf
JR: “IRON WOLF!!! IRON WOLF! WOLFANG JUST REVERSED THE NITO PLEX INTO HIS SUBMISSION MOVE!!!”
RK: “I think Bonito will tap out of this soon, JR. This is one deadly combo. Its one hybrid of the Indian deathlock and the dragon sleeper. Bonito’s back will break if he is not smart enough to tap out.”
Bonito struggles to reach the nearby ropes because he was stuck on the submission of Wolfang. TB uses his strength to slowly slide in a horizontal way before he reaches out to the ropes and grab it tight. The Referee tells Wolfang to break the hold and he does. He grabs Tony Bonito by the ankle and drags him to the center of the ring to attempt a figure four but TB countered rolled and grabs on one of Wolfang’s legs to lock on the Ankle lock. Wolfang screams in agony as the Olympic Champion tightly locks the ankle lock.
RK: “The ankle lock is on Wolfang! What a change of advantage here, JR!”
Wolfang struggles to make it to the ropes, but he makes its anyway and holds onto it. Bonito slowly up on his feet and picks up Wolfang for the NITO PLEX!!! TB is out of energy as he crawls towards Wolfang for the pin.
JR: “NITO PLEX! Bonito is on low bat right now and he goes for the pin 1….2…Wolfang kicks out!“
The fans shout out in excitement knowing that this match is not yet over by a long shot! Tony Bonito slowly goes up and takes his straps down before he puts on the Ankle Lock on Wolfang. Wolfy tries to reach the ropes but it is nowhere as Bonito applies the move in the center of the wrestling ring. Wolfang attempts to crawl there but TB pulls him back at every attempt. Within a few more seconds, Wolfang slowly rolls out of it and sends Bonito face first to a turnbuckle. Wolfang gets up to grab TB from behind to deliver a German Suplex! Wolfang is up with Bonito and goes for a second try but Bonito delivers an elbow to the face of Wolfang and goes behind him for a German Suplex of his own.
JR: “It seems as if TB is not taking Wolfang’s emulation of his move too lightly right now.”
He gets up for another one but Wolfang reverses the grip and delivers a release German Suplex and Bonito is seen doing down the mat face first and a loud THUD was hear throughout the building. Tony Bonito is not moving.
JR: “Bonito just took one NASTY fall from that suplex.”
Wolfang picks up Bonito and kicks him before he delivers his finisher, the crimson twilight.
JR: “CIMSON TWILIGHT!!! The referee counts 1…2…thr..NOT SO CLOSE! Bonito gets his boot on top of the bottom rope to break the pin. It was a close one for Bonito, King.”
Wolfang is up and waits for TB to turn around, he turns but Bonito grabs him and delivers the inverted atomic drop. Wolfang goes groggy while TB sneaks behind him for another NITO PLEX! The ring shook hard on that one as Bonito makes the pin
JR: “Nito Plex! Nito Plex!! BONITO PINS WOLFANG NOW! 1…2…NO! Wolfy kicks out and the fans are going CRAZY here RK!”
RK: “Man this is so cool!”
TB gets up and locks the Ankle Lock on Wolfang. Wolfang screams in pain and Bonito holds on tightly. After a few seconds we see Wolfang trying to get to the ropes but TB drags him away yet again. After the drag back to center, Wolfang rolls through and goes for an inside cradle. It is a mat war as Bonito struggles out of the pin and goes to continue the Ankle Lock but Wolfang pins him to the ground for the pin. Before the ref could count Bonito overpowers Wolfang soon and goes to a standing position to lock on the Ankle Lock yet again! Wolfang tries to kick Bonito out of the move but it is in vain as TB continues to put on the pressure. After a minute the referee asks Wolfang if he submits.
RK: “YOU IDIOT!!! TAP OUT ALREADY!!! Bonito has this match, JR.”
Wolfy shakes his head violently as TB locks on the move and does a lying variation of the lock. After a few seconds we hear more moaning and shouting by Wolfang as he tries to fight the pain. It was not enough as after a few seconds it seems like Wolfang finally taps out. Bonito lets go and lies down the mat as the bell sounds. Bonito lets go and he slowly gets to his feet as TH announces him.
TH: “The winner of the Double Four Tournament…TONY BONITO!!!”
“Medals” hits the speakers to signal TB’s victory. Bonito looks at Wolfang for a while before he gets out of the ring. Bonito gets a chair from the time keeper’s table and he gets back to the ring.
JR: “Oh c’mon now! Wolfang has had enough! This was a hard fought match…but I think TB should be an honorable man and just savor this victory.”
RK: “I think he will soon do that, by using that chair to Wolfy.”
TB groggily goes towards Wolfang and he kicks the leg that he locked the ankle lock on. He lifts up the chair in the air and quickly sends it down to the leg of Wolfang. The chairshot echoes throughout the garden and we can hear the crowd saying ‘OOOOHHH!!!’ as Wolfang starts to scream in pain. Bonito has a sick smile in his face as he slides the chair out of the ring and grabs the leg. He locks on the Ankle lock yet again on Wolfang. Wolfang can do nothing but tap out as the referee tries to get Bonito away from him.
JR: “This is just DESPICABLE!!! Bonito has no right to do this, King.”
RK: “Meh, I guess your right. But I think the refs running down the ramp can stop him.”
JR: “Well folks, this is JR alongside RK…see you on WARZONE!!!”
A horde of referees go to the ring and forces Bonito to let go of Wolfang. Bonito rolls out of the ring and he slowly makes his way up the ramp. X-WCW goes off-air as Bonito stands in the stage and looks at Wolfang, who is being helped out by the refs, with a sick smile on his face.
***
Last Month…
A figure jumps over the guardrail and quickly slides into the ring and pushes the ladder over sending both Cyberstrike and Eamon X crashing through the tables near the entrance ramp!
JR: “I don’t believe my eyes it’s Tony Bonito! Bonito is back!
RK: “What is he doing here?!”
Bonito repositions the ladder and climbs it and grabs the contract! The referee signals for the bell!
TH: “As a result of outside interference the referee has declared this match a NO CONTEST!”
JR: “That means this match is a draw!”
RK: “Who has to leave and who is the number one contender?”
Bonito looks at the contract then grabs the mic.
TB: “First off Tony Bonito is back and like always he makes an impact! And second this contract states that in the event of a draw BOTH Eamon X and Cyberstrike are fired! Now ain’t that just nito?”
“Medals remix” hits the speakers as Bonito is booed and leaves the ring and he takes the contract and throws it on the remains of Cyberstrike and Eamon X!
JR: “I don’t believe what happened after these two gave us everything they had and to have it taken away from them all because of that no good son of a bitch Tony Bonito!”
RK: “Damn him! Damn him to Hell! You’re going to pay for this outrage Bonito that I promise you!”
The video fades as TB is seen walking up the ramp with a sick smile on his face. The video goes back again for the main event where we see Blaster locking the walls of tears on Divebomb. After a few seconds, we see DB holding the ropes.
RK: “AMAZING! I thought Divebomb was gonna be a goner!”
JR: “Its amazing indeed, King. No one, in recent memory has escaped from the walls of tears by Blaster.”
RK: “WELL DUH!!! This is Blaster’s first match since…Royal bash 2?”
DB is picked up by Blaster and is sent into the corner. Blaster follows him over, but DB hits an elbow to the face of Blaster. The Blast Man staggers back and DB connects with a running shoulder block to take him down. Divebomb slowly picks up Blaster before he delivers THE END.
RK: “THE END! This is THE-END for Blaster right now! Heres the pin…1….2…thr-NOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!”
JR: “BLASTER KICKED OUT OF THE END!!! BAH GAWD!”
Divebomb is livid right now after Blaster kicks out of his finisher. He looks at the referee in disbelief, but the ref explains that Blaster kicked out in time. DB picks up Blaster, but Blaster surprisingly hits him with a hard knee to the gut. Blaster grabs Divebomb and delivers the Deep Impact.
JR: “DEEP IMPACT!!! DEEP IMPACT ON DIVEBOMB!!! Both men are down yet again, King! I cannot believe this match!”
RK: “Your telling me, it has more swerves than the recent storylines.”
Both men are not moving on the mat as the referee does the standing ten count yet again. Slowly, we see Blaster crawling his way towards DB and he puts himself over him. The referee counts..1…2….KICKOUT. Blaster gets himself up and grabs Divebomb. He tries to get him up slowly, but DB holds onto the waist of Blaster. Before Blaster knew it, DB somehow hits him with THE END.
RK: “Divebomb hits him with THE END! YET…AGAIN!”
JR: “Blaster goes down and Divebomb falls down to his knees after he desperately pulled off his finisher! Divebomb goes over the fallen Blaster and covers him for the pin. 1…2….3! Its over…Divebomb…GETS THE UW TITLE!!!”
The video fades as we see Divebomb raising the X-WCW UW belt.
***
X-WCW goes on air and the pyros explode on stage. The camera pans over to the announce table where we see JR and RK.
JR: “Welcome to the 5 hour 2NLW/X-WCW Friday night special! This is X-WCW Nitro!!! Starrcade: Xtreme is over and a new era of the X-WCW has just begun. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is James Russell along with Randal King and we are live from the MADISON SQUARE GARDEN in New York! If you thought the action was over in Dallas…the action shifts into the BIG APPLE!!!”
RK: “Starrcade may be over, JR, but I still can feel the shockwaves that happened there!”
JR: “I know King! Bonito made his shocking return as he interfered in the match between Cyberstrike and Eamon X. Right now, I think the outcome is, BOTH men are out of the X-WCW.”
RK: “Yeah, I can feel sorry for CS. But Eamon…I for one am GLAD we can say goodbye to bad rubbish. I mean, how low is he in daring me to a match?! Wow, I think he is a fan favorite since he can only stand up to men like me…who retired 20 years ago. HA!”
JR: “Also, Divebomb is the new champ of the X-WCW! Divebomb overcame the obstacles in his journey to reclaim that UW title of his.”
RK: “We really do need to give him credit, JR. After all, he was the champ before the title was vacated and then..he is the NEW champ. Wow, that is just amazing.”
Just then, Killswitch’s “My last serenade” hits the speakers. On the stage, we see Divebomb coming out of the curtains and he is dressed in a black suit and black shades. He has the X-WCW UW title on his shoulders and makes his way down the ramp as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction.
RK: “Speaking of which, JR…THE CHAMP IS HERE!”
Divebomb slowly goes up the steel steps and pauses on the top step just to turn around to the crowd. He raises his X-WCW UW belt in the air yet again before the turns to the ring and goes inside. He gets inside and is handed over the mic by the ring attendant. Divebomb goes to the center of the ring and takes off his sun glasses before he addresses the crowd.
DB: “Madison Square Garden…Wow! You know what, this place has a lot of history in the business of wrestling. Wrestlemanias, memorable matches…and now…my victory speech. Let it be known to the WHOLE of X-WCW, I AM THE ULTIMATE WORLD CHAMP!!! I..am NOW standing on the pinnacle of the X-WCW mountain! You know what, I was so amazed that many people told me that I am just another stiff claiming I can make a mark here in the X-WCW and in the end, I will not. But who…who the hell is saying that right now?! That’s right, NO ONE! I proved them wrong when I won this title for the first time. I proved them wrong when I won the LotR 2 tournament. Heck, I proved them wrong, when I became the first TWO-TIME X-WCW UW Champ! Now where are those critics now? Where the hell are those people who think that I will never become the top man on any federation? I guess they crawled back into their holes in shame when they saw me won the X-WCW UW titles again on the grandest stage of the X-WCW…STARRCADE XTREME!”
RK: “He has a point, JR! He proved them ALL wrong!”
DB: “Now Blaster, I will not take anything away from you when I tell you…you were a good opponent. However, as I been saying time and time again…you done NOTHING to deserve a match with me for MY title. You just won a Royal Bash match, so what? After you won that match, you done JACK…you done NOTHING MORE…NOTHING! What did I do when this title was temporarily taken away from me? I sweat, I bled and I suffered just to get my title back. While you were just sitting around or hanging with the boys at the back…I worked my way up just to get that main event spot on Starrcade. Lets just say, hard work payed off…and your fan support…didn’t. *crowd boos* I’ll be honest Blast man, these idiots here on the crowd can only take you SO FAR….but in the end, its me who won. In the end…I WAS THE BETTER MAN!”
The crowd starts a “We want eamon” chant as Divebomb pauses for a while.
DB: “Eamon, you hear these people…they are not the only one who wants you back. In fact, I want to face you for my title in a fair one-on-one match. I want to face you or CS to be honest. The problem is..I cant anymore and it just makes me ticked off. You see, Eamon and Cyberstrike…these two have more drive than my opponent on Starrcade could ever have in his entire career. Both Eamon and Cyberstrike drove me into one of the best wrestlers that you will ever see when I face either one of them. Right now I just want to send a message to a certain general manager: D-Ex, sort this problem out…I want a challenger for my belt.”
Divebomb’s music hits in the speakers yet again and he exits the ring. He walks up the ramp as the camera pans over to the announce table.
JR: “It seems that the UW champ wants an answer from our new General Manager about who the no. 1 contender is. Actually, it wouldn’t have been a problem if Bonito didn’t interfere and cost CS and EX their jobs.”
RK: “I can agree with you there, JR. Bonito had NO right whatsoever to interfere in a match of that magnitude. Sadly, he did, and we cant change that fact.”
JR: “Well lets send it over to the backstage area where Cole Ryan is just outside the GM’s office for his answer to Divebomb.”
Backstage
We see Cole Ryan knocking on GM D-Ex’s office and the door opens. TRD is the man who welcomes CR with a grunt before he speaks.
TRD: “So ya putz what do you think your doing here?”
CR: “Uhm…I’m here to talk to the General Manager.”
TRD: “WAIT YOUR TURN! Cant you see he is busy with another person here?”
The camera enters the office to see D-Ex shaking his head while he is sitting on the desk. He takes a sip of his beer can while he listens to this new wrestler who continues to ramble on and on about something.
Fresh Prince: “so how bout a flaming tabl math for my debyut match?”
D-Ex: “…..”
Fresh Prince: “K…how abowt a ladder match wid JD for his Xtrm titl?”
D-Ex: “……………”
Fresh Prince: “PLS! I am new here..you saw me fight in th dak mach on starrcade xxtreme! I won!”
D-Ex: “*sigh*………..ok…I dunno what your talking about earlier. But since you want a match…you get a match. JD? SURE! Its Fresh Prince vs Judge Death for the Xtreme title.”
Fresh Prince: “YESH! So…cn it be ina ladder mathc?”
D-Ex: “No. I want just a normal match with you and him!”
Fresh Prince: “Cmon its 4 d x treme title!!!”
D-Ex: “OK! OK! FINE! *throws the beer can behind him* SHEESH! Sure, you and JD on a hell’s kitchen match!”
Fresh Prince: “YAY!”
D-Ex: “Now please leave. For the love of MOD..LEAVE!”
FP leaves in glee as Cole approaches D-Ex. D-Ex looks at Cole Ryan and scratches his chin.
D-Ex: “So, you want me to do a victory interview on how I kicked the crap outta Cane eh? I like that!”
CR: “No..I just wanted to find out your answer to Divebomb’s request.”
D-Ex: “What request?”
At that point, The Real Deal approaches D-Ex’s side and whispers him something. TRD backs away as D-Ex thanks him.
D-Ex: “OH! THAT ONE! Well Cole, I am not so sure right now. Since you see what kind of a moron I was talking to earlier…I lost my energy on brainstorming something good for the no. 1 contendership to DB’s UW title. But I promise to you, and to all the X-WCW fans, I will have an answer BEFORE the show is over.”
D-Ex looks at TRD and nods at him. After that was initiated, TRD grabs Cole Ryan and throws him to the outside of the office. D-Ex chuckles as he opens a beer can.
D-Ex: “Ehehehe…my boy…I see great things ahead for ya. I know you cant compete for a while due to that akward landing you had on Starrcade…but right now..lets you and I enjoy the good life.”
TRD: “Whats that? Is it you being in power and I, as your assistant?”
D-Ex: “OH F*** NO! The good life is…DRINKIN BEER ALL-NIGHT-LONG!”
TRD: “I like the sound of that, boss.”
With that, the camera fades and X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Xtreme Title Match
Hell’s Kitchen Match
Judge Death vs The Fresh Prince
JR: “Welcome back to X-WCW! The first match of the night is between Judge Death and The Fresh Prince. The match will be done in a HELLS KITCHEN MATCH!!!”
RK: “What IS that type of match, JR?”
JR: “I hear Hell’s Kitchen, is in New York, King.”
RK: “I KNOW THAT! But…is it gonna take place there?”
JR: “We have to find out from Terri since she IS in the ring right now.”
RK: “She looks just like the first one…except she isn’t in a legal dispute with Ringo. Further more, this one wasn’t fired after Starrcade for having…affairs with X-WCW wrestlers.”
We go to the ring area where Terri Hotbody (the second) to explain the match up.
TH: “The following match is a HELL’S KITCHEN MATCH! To win this hardcore style match, you put your opponent through a burning table inside the ring. Inside the ring, you can find the equipment necessary to make your table alight.”
RK: “So in other words…D-Extreme just invented that match today and made those rules. Sounds like a table match to me. I hope you get my point, JR”
JR: “What IS your point?”
RK: “That D-Ex can still make a name of a wrestling match sound better than your name.”
JR: “VERY funny, King.”
Lil G’s “Rap City” plays through the speakers and out comes Fresh Prince. FP makes his way down as the crowd gives no negative or positive reaction at him. Infact, the only thing audible at ringside is the music.
TH: “Introducing first, FRESH PRINCE!!!”
FP cockily enters the ring and poses for the crowd, who is still dead silent. “Out of the silent planet” plays and JD enters the ringside area.
TH: “And his opponent, from somewhere near Glasgow. He is the X-WCW Xtreme Champion…JUDGE DEATH!!!”
The crowd finally stops the silence and they give JD a round of cheers as he makes his way down the ring with the Xtreme title belt. He goes up the ring steps and stops for a while to put his helmet on top of the post before he enters the ring. The bell rings and FP quickly attacks JD. Fresh Prince doesn’t give JD a chance to regroup as he backs him into the corner and punishes the Xtreme champ with some hard kicks to the gut.
JR: “The rookie is somehow beating up the Xtreme champ.”
RK: “Its easy for anyone to beat up as skinny as Judge Death, JR! Even my daughter can just slap him and be the new Xtreme champ!”
Fresh Prince climbs to the second turnbuckle and starts to pound away on JD’s face. He lands the tenth punch and jumps down to the mat as JD tumbles down. Fresh Prince laughs at the Xtreme champ while he slaps him around. FP picks him up and whips him into the corner where a table is located. JD, somehow, reverses the whip and sends FP there instead. JD follows him and he delivers a hard shoulder charge onto the ribs of FP while the table behind FP breaks in half.
RK: “OUCH! That has to hurt! The match is not over folks, it was NOT a flaming table.”
Both men go down to the mat after JD charged onto the corner. At the referee’s count of 4, we can see Judge Death getting up. FP gets to his feet as well and JD hits him with a throat thrust. Fresh Prince staggers back and leans on the ropes as JD starts to deliver some hard chops to the chest. JD sends him into the ropes and he goes for a back body drop. On FP’s way back, he slides between JD’s legs and goes behind him. JD turns around and receives a dropkick hard on the face. JD goes down and Fresh Prince gets the un-broken table on the nearby corner.
JR: “It seems as if Fresh Prince will finish things off, King.”
RK: “I don’t like to see JD win. But JR, I don’t want to see that retard win as well.”
JR: “Then what DO you want?”
RK: “Both of them being sent through the table..by someone else. Like…ME!!!”
Fresh Prince sets up the table and turns around to see JD getting up. JD gets to his feet an FP grabs him by the head. FP scoops him up and delivers a hard bodyslam on Judge Death. Fresh Prince picks JD up yet again and this time, he attempts to finish him off with the Fresh Powerbomb. FP lifts JD onto his shoulders for the powerbomb, but JD converts it into a DDT.
RK: “Wow! How did that skinny turd do that?!”
JD gets his helmet from the corner and places it into the mat after he grabs the gasoline container. He pours some gas onto his helmet and then lights it up. He grabs the helmet and waits for FP to get up.
RK: “What the hell is he up to now?! He just set his own helmet on fire and what does he want to do with it? Does he plan to make FP wear it or something?”
Fresh Prince gets to his feet and JD swings the flaming helmet at him. FP goes down as the flaming helmet hits him hard on the face. The fans go ‘holy shit!’ after a few strands of FP’s hair was momentarily caught on fire.
JR: “Bah gawd! That was a close call on Fresh Prince. His face would have been set on fire if JD have hit it right there.”
RK: “And you think that would be a BAD thing?”
While FP is down, we see Judge Death pouring some gas onto the table and then lights it up. Judge Death tosses the flaming helmet onto the outside of the ring before he picks up FP. Judge Death lifts FP into a gorilla press position and tosses him face first onto the flaming table. The table breaks and the match is over.
TH: “The winner and STILL X-WCW Xtreme champion…JUDGE DEATH!!!”
JD’s music hits and he is handed the belt by the referee.
RK: “Poor kid, he was sent through a flaming table! But what am I kidding, the match was entertaining JR.”
JR: “Well we can see the stage hands entering the ring now to extinguish the flames on the table and on Fresh Prince, king. Ladies and gentlemen, up next, Tony Bonito will address the X-WCW on his actions during Starrcade: Xtreme. So do not go away, X-WCW will be back right after the break!”
X-WCW goes to a brief commercial break as JD raises his Xtreme title belt in the air.
“Medals Remix” hits the PA Systems and Tony Bonito enters the ringside area as X-WCW comes back from the commercial break. The crowd chants “Nito……SUCKS!” to the tune of his own song. Ignoring the chants, TB looks down for a while before he quickly raises both arms in the air as his fingers point up in the air. At that same time, the stage pyros shoot up to the ceiling. After shouting a ‘WOO!’, TB makes his way down the ramp.
JR: “Welcome back to Nitro! Right now, Tony Bonito has made his way here to ringside.”
RK: “He BETTER have a good reason to explain his actions during Starrcade!”
TB enters the ring and grabs the mic that was ‘conveniently’ on the mat. The fans might have stopped chanting, but they sure aren’t quitting on the boos.
Tony Bonito: “SHUT UP!!!”
The pouring of boos just continue after TB told them to shut up. Bonito shakes his head and tries to continue.
TB: “On Starrcade: Xtreme, you saw the return of yours truly…TONY BONITO! *smirks* Now I know some of you here in the audience are so disappointed to see Eamon X and Cyberstrike go. OH BOO HOO HOO!!! Face facts, It was Cyberstrike’s fault that I didn’t appear after Ground Zero. As most of you know, after GZII, Tony Bonito and X-WCW had parted ways. But what you DIDN’T know is that my contract ran out and he NEVER had the intention to sign me back here! Well Cyberstrike, I know your wondering why I’m back with the X-WCW right now huh? I know you wanna know why you got kicked out of your OWN federation and I got back in without you noticing it. Well let me tell you something, after D-Ex won that match of his, I sneaked in one of my OWN contracts that would put me back into the X-WCW while your moronic friend’s head was still gushing out blood and had to do his GM duties during the night.”
RK: “I think D-Ex might have picked the WRONG time to sign a contract.”
TB: “But enough about how I got back, cause that’s all in the past. Just like EX and CS, they are all in the past of the X-WCW. You guys should just get over the fact that both of them are GONE from this place. So D-Ex, you say you would have a new no. 1 contender by the end of the night? WELL I AM THAT MAN! You can just come down here right now and face me man-to-drunken man and grant me that wish. It was me who cost CS and EX’s career. Now D, you shouldn’t be mad at me like these idiots out here, you should be GLAD! I mean, I already helped you take out two of your most feared men here in the X-WCW. I know if CS was still here, you wont have the freedom to be GM, you’ll be like Cane! If Eamon is still here, he can either impregnate the new ring announcer or shill too much pizza again.”
RK: “PIZZA?!”
TB: “So c’mon D-Ex, I know you wanna do it. MAKE ME THE NO. 1 CONTENDER! YOU KNOW…THAT IS NITO!!!”
TB waits in the ring for D-Ex’s response.
“HEAR ME NOOOOOWWWW!!!”
However, “Imperium” plays throughout the speakers and Blaster makes his way down the ramp. The crowd are on their feet and they start to chant “BLASTER” as he slides into the ring. TB and The Blast Man go to a staredown for a while before Blaster gets the mic from TB’s hands.
RK: “HEY! That wasn’t nice of him to snatch that away from Bonito!”
JR: “Blaster seems he has something to say about what TB just announced, King.”
Blaster: “Before you could actually say you should be the no. 1 contender, remember that I faced DB at Starrcade. Sure, I lost, but I know I have a rematch clause on my contract! So before you and other stiffs wanna piece of the champ, I should be the first one to get mine. Bonito, you don’t even have the right to do what you did on Starrcade. Infact, if you would face DB, you wont get the title in your hands. Infact, all your gonna get..is an ass kicking!”
TB laughs what Blaster just told him and tells the blast man to hand over the mic.
TB: “Hahaha. Blaster, that might be true. I MIGHT get my ass kicked, but I know one thing, he kicked your ass worse than he could ever kick mine! I am not like you, Blaster. I might have lost a main event at Starrcade, but I know I didn’t had my ass handed to me like DB did to you! I am no loser…I’M TONY BONITO….BUCKO!!!”
RK: “b-bucko?!”
After channeling the spirit of Ron Howard, “Brutal Planet” plays on the speakers and Wolfang enters the ringside area. The X-WCW US champ has his belt on his shoulders as he slowly walks down the rampway with his own mic. He enters the ring and looks at the other two men before he speaks up.
Wolfang: “Would you two stop babbling already? First of all, not ONE of you need to get Divebomb’s UW title, that’s what I know. Second of all, I have the right to be facing him before you two idiots do. Don’t you people remember that I am the FIRST EVER X-WCW UW CHAMP?!”
TB: “Apparently…No.”
Wolfang: “Hmm..well I guess you can remember something Tony. Like me kickin your ass during Ground Zero 2. How did it fell huh? Getting whupped around by me and eventually losing your XAW belt to your so called ‘inferior’ member of the NAO?”
TB stays silent as Wolfang smirks at him.
Wolfang: “HA! Typical. I knew you’d shut up when your faced by a fact you just cant swallow. Being the first UW champ is not the only reason why I should be the no. 1 contender. I NEVER had my rematch clause granted when I lost it to Eamon. I want my rematch clause to be used and I want to get my title shot TONIGHT!”
”It's so real”
”How I Feel”
”'Cause this society”
”That makes a man wanna kill”
“Lapdance” by NERD plays through the PA Systems and Xille comes out of the curtain. He has a mic of his own as he makes his way down the ramp to the boos of the crowd. He slides into the ring and the other men just look at him before TB asks him something.
TB: “And what are you doing here, shorty?”
RK: “HAHAH! You hear that JR?! I’m starting to like TB again with his funny and witty humor. I guess this is the thing that I miss about him. I might be able to forget the fact that TB got CS out of the X-WCW if he makes more wise cracks like this.”
X: “I’m here to stake my claim, baldy! Throughout the past couple of months, I struggled to make a name for myself here in the X-WCW, thanks to a little monkey named Ignavus. Remember that it was THE X that defeated Wrecka, a former X-WCW Champ, in a match last year. Heck, if that doesn’t help me win the no. 1 contendership…I can say that it was also THE X who carried Default throughout its course here in the X-WCW. We all know that I am the driving force of that tag team and Igz was just in it for the comfy ride. So if anyone paid his dues and sweat his blood enough to merit himself a title shot, its M-”
“I’m a Hustla” hits the speakers and Karl Baller enters the ringside area wearing a Patrick Ewing jersey. The crowd cheers as he makes his way down the ramp.
JR: “Its Karl Baller…I wonder what this rookie is gonna say.”
RK: “I think he has the wrong schedule, JR. His match is not yet on.”
KB enters the ring and just takes the empty corner before he speaks.
KB: “YO! YA’LL GUYS BE LISTENIN RIGHT NOW TO WHAT AH SAY….Y’ALL DON’T KNOW JACK! *pop* I demand a title shot as well, cause I proved it when I face DB that I can hang with the big men here in DA X-DUB-CEE-DUB!”
TB just shakes his head and just snaps
TB: “OH C’MON NOW! THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS! NONE OF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FACE THE CHAMP! I ONLY HAVE THAT RIGHT! N-Now YOU want to get a title shot, you vanilla ice wanna-be?! How about I just give you some money so you can buy something descent to wear?”
Before KB could answer that, “Deadly game” hits and Cane walks down the ramp in street clothes. He gets into the ring and he shakes KB’s hand before KB hands him the mic.
CD: “Thanks Karl. Now I like your reason that you should get a shot at the title. Infact, you all have a good reason to be the no. 1 contender. But I too, have my own reasons as to why I should be the no. 1 contender. I never had my rematch as well for the title when CS beat me for the X-WCW Heavyweight title. Since the NEW GM told us that he will make ‘better decisions’, he better prove it tonight. I want my shot at the title as well.”
"Oh oh oh oh"
"I aint happy, I'm feelin glad"
"I got sunshine, in a bag"
"I'm useless, but not for long"
"The future is comin on"
“Clint Eastwood” by Gorillaz hits the speakers and the crowd cheers as Ignavus sheepishly makes his way down the ramp. He yawns before he enters the ring with his own mic.
RK: “Oh look JR, Igz is sleep walking his way to the ring, HAHA!”
Igz: “Now I dunno whats goin on here and I don’t care either. No offense people, but you guys are using WAY too much effort on this no. 1 contender’s issue ya know. Just chill out dudes, especially you TB. I dunno who you think you are, but I think that your hair fell out since you just get frustrated by the little things huh. So take my advice and just mellow out dude, ok? Now the reason I’m here is that I want a piece of YOU…X…”
Xille smirks as he holds up his mic.
X: “Oh really now.”
Igz: “Since this is the easiest way to get to you, I’ll be willing to face you in a no. 1 contender’s match. Now I aint retarded like that guy in D-Ex’s office who just got through a flaming table…but I sure am as hell a crazy slacker when you push my buttons too much. So D, we know each other, so give me what I want..and I can take a nap easier.”
All 7 men are in the ring awaiting the GM, but then…ANOTHER X-WCW wrestler appears. This time, its Sid Justice!
JR: “BAH GAWD! ITS SID!”
RK: “SQUID?!...I don’t see no squid!”
JR: “I said ‘SID’ has made his way to the ringside area! BAH GAWD, HE IS BACK!!!”
Sid slowly enters the ring as the rest just looks puzzled as to how he is here right now. Sid grabs the mic from TB and snarls at him.
Sid: “EAMMMOOOOONNNN….EEEEEEAAAAAMMMOONNNNN!!! I know your hiding right now cause you knew I’ll be back! Well we all know your just HALF THE MAN that I am….and I got HALF THE BRAINS THAT YOU GOT…..”
RK: “Wait..hehehe…did he just say that?”
Sid: “EAMON! I WANNA GET YOU! I WANT TO BEAT YOU AND GET THE UW TITLE!!! I don’t have any reasons but one…I am the Master…and I am the ruler…of the WUUUURRRLLLDDD *snarl*”
TB: "Hey hey hey! Let me set things straight here big guy.....DIVEBOMB IS THE UW CHAMP! CRIMEDY! Even I know that! So squid, why dont you just get outta here ya big headcase?!"
Sid: "Well then..I want to fight.........THE UW CHAMPION!!!"
Sid snarls yet again. Soon enough all 8 men start to argue amongst themselves until ‘Comfort Eagle’ by Cake hits the speakers.
"We are building a religion"
"We are building it bigger"
"We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes"
"We are building a religion, a limited edition"
"We are now accepting callers for these pendant key chains"
D-Ex comes out in a suit, while he is drinking a beer can. He tosses the beer can behind him before he speaks up.
D-Ex: “OK! OK! I hear you all. I believe you all have a legitimate claims to be facing the UW champ…and others are just plain…well..weird. But enough about that, cause I have an idea. Cane, you wanna see how a REAL GM handles this? I know you’d nod right now, so hear this! Tonight, there will be a special tournament that I will call..THE DOUBLE FOUR TOURNAMENT! It will be 2 4-Way Elimination matches tonight. The 2 winners from each match will face each other in the main event for the no.1 contendership.”
The crowd cheers
D-Ex: “The two matches will be the following: TB vs Xille vs Igz vs Blaster & Wolfang vs CD, vs KB, vs Sid. The two matches are not ONLY unique due to the competitors but because the first match will be an elimination style match and the second, will be a one-fall match.”
RK: “So the first Double four tourney match will have an elimination style eh? The other one is sudden death…hahah I pity Sid, Cane, Baller and Wolfy right now, JR.”
D-Ex: “Oh…and Wolfang, since I can see that belt right now, whoever wins in your match, will be the US champ after the match.”
Wolfang looks shocked and he looks at the men he will be facing later on while he holds the title. D-Ex smirks as he heads back to the locker room area while X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Double 4 Tournament Match 1
Tony Bonito vs Xille vs Igz vs Blaster
TH: “The following match is the first double four tournament match.”
“Oooh, oh oh oh oh oh”
”I ain’t happy, I’m feelin glad”
“I got sunshine, in a bag.”
“I’m useless, but not for long”
”My future, is comin on”
”Is comin on, is comin on”
The rap solo of “Clint Eastwod” hits and Ignavus makes his entrance to the ringside area.
TH: “Introducing first, from Simsbury CT. He weighs in at around 200 lbs…IGNAVUS!!!”
The fans give Ignavus a round of cheers as he slowly makes his way down the ramp. Ignavus enters the ring by rolling through the bottom rope. He lets out a yawn as he leans on one of the ring’s corner.
RK: “This guys is just not motivated when he makes his entrance, JR. But when he is fighting, he just has a burst of energy..out of nowhere! I wonder what drug he is taking to be like that. If its no drug, then this guy just needs to be more determined on his matches.”
JR: “I think he is determined to win this match, King. He said earlier that he just wants to beat up his old partner badly.”
”It's so real”
”How I Feel”
”'Cause this society”
”That makes a man wanna kill”
“Lapdance” by NERD plays through the PA Systems and Xille enters the ringside area. He looks at the ring and points at Ignavus while he mouths of some choice words for him.
TH: “From Lancaster OH, XILLE!!!”
The crowd boos the former tag partner of Ignavus as he gets ready to run. Xille runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. But instead of attacking Ignavus, he leans on the ropes and flips the bird on his partner. Ignavus just keeps his cool and ignores Xille’s attempt to rile him up.
JR: “I just feel bad for these two, King. They were a GREAT tag team here in the X-WCW. If they didn’t break up, I believe that they would be the no. 1 contenders to Final Frontier’s tag titles.”
RK: “You can say that, cause I don’t like FF anyways.”
“Imperium” hits the speakers and Blaster makes his way to ringside.
TH: “From the UK…BLASTER!!!”
The fans are on their feet as Blaster makes his way down the rampway. He slaps some hands of the fans on his way to the ring and eventually enters there.
JR: “It’s the man who won the 2005 Royal Bash..”
RK: “…and got his ass handed to him by Divebomb”
JR: “Now that wasn’t a nice thing to say, king!”
RK: “B-but its true!!!”
Blaster and the other two men in the ring look at the stage to wait for their final opponent. Just then, “Medals remix” plays into the PA systems and out comes Tony Bonito.
TH: “And from Boston Mass. …TONY BONITO!!!”
The crowd chants “Nito…sucks!” as TB makes his way down the ramp. TB slides into the ring and has a confident smile on his face.
JR: “It’s the man who took two of X-WCW’s top wrestlers, Tony Bonito.”
RK: “Whether you love him or hate him, JR, he has made an impact on his return.”
The four men stand in their respective corners until the bell hits and all hell breaks loose. Bonito and Blaster start to punch the other man while Xille and Ignavus are brawling in the corner. Ignavus grabs X and backs him into the corner to deliver a barrage of punches and kicks to his former default partner. X goes down on the corner and Ignavus starts to stomp down on him. The referee pulls Ignavus back and this gives X some time to rest. On the other side, we see an exchange of punches between Blaster and Bonito.
JR: “The referee just told Ignavus to break it up, and I think Ignavus is ignoring him.”
RK: “Well, the longer they argue there, Xille would get a longer rest there in the corner.”
The referee tries to pull Ignavus every time he attempts to go back to the corner and beat down Xille. After the third time, the referee shakes his head and turns his attention to Blaster and Bonito. Ignavus grabs Xille by the head, but gets a low blow since the ref has his back turned. Xille gets to his feet and starts to deliver some kicks to the gut of Ignavus. On the other side, we see Bonito blocking a punch from Blaster and he converts it into a hammerlock. Bonito goes behind Blaster, but Blaster starts to hit him on the head with some hard elbow smashes.
JR: “Blaster goes behind Bonito and he trips him to the mat. Blaster makes his way over Bonito and locks a side headlock on the former XAW champ, but Bonito slowly gets to his feet. TB, with the hard elbow shots to the gut of Blaster, tries to escape from the headlock. Bonito makes the Blast Man let go and he takes him down with a fireman’s carry.”
RK: “What a good way to take his opponent down, JR!”
Bonito grabs the leg of Blaster and kicks it twice before he puts on a leg lock. On the other side, we see Ignavus being sent off to the ropes by Xille. Xille ducks down for the back body drop and Ignavus stops infront of him to do a kick to the face. Xille, however, anticipates this and grabs the leg before it kicks him and makes Igz do a backflip. During Igz’s backflip, Xille catches him in mid-air and delivers a DDT.
JR: “BAH GAWD! That was an amazing move there by Xille.”
RK: “I guess these two men know what the other one is thinking during a wrestling match, JR. Sure, they never been a tag team outside the X-WCW, but they have been battling it out since..well..they were roommates.”
Xille pins Ignavus as the referee counts. However, Ignavus gets a shoulder up after 2. We go back to Bonito and Blaster, where we see Bonito applying a headlock on Blaster while he is grounded. Blaster slowly gets to his feet and manages to get out of it via an arm wringer to Bonito. Bonito easily reverses the submission move and goes behind Blaster. Bonito uses one of his hand to slap the head of Blaster, just to work him up. The slap works as Blaster uses his head to ram it onto the forehead of Bonito. Bonito lets go and staggers back to the ropes. Blaster turns around and clotheslines Bonito over the top rope.
JR: “Blaster just clotheslined Bonito over the ropes!”
RK: “I know, JR, but the only way to win this match is by pinfall or submission. Someone tell Blaster to pull TB back into the ring and pin him!”
On the other side, we see Xille delivering the boots to Ignavus at the corner. Xille backs up a bit and then charges at Ignavus on the corner. Ignavus somehow grabs Xille and tosses him into the air. As Ignavus leaves the corner, Xille lands on the second rope and waits for his partner to turn around. Igz finally turns around and Xille jumps off the second rope and lands a flying crossbody block on his former partner.
JR: “Xille has Ignavus pinned yet again..1…2..NO! Ignavus kicks out of the crossbody and he stays in the match.”
RK: “Look JR, Blaster is coming out of the ring.”
Blaster gets out of the ring and approaches a recovering Bonito. Blaster tries to pick up Bonito, but TB delivers an eye poke to blind his opponent momentarily. Bonito grabs Blaster and delivers a couple of knee strikes to the gut. Bonito rolls Blaster back into the ring and we go back to the action inside to see Xille picking up Ignavus. Ignavus reverses the Irish Whip attempt of Xille and catches him with a hiptoss. Ignavus stands beside the downed Xille and delivers a standing SSP.
JR: “A standing Shooting Star Press by Ignavus! He pins Xille..1…2..Kickout!”
RK: “As impressive as the move was, I wish he had just hit him with his slacker tower to get it over with already.”
On the other side of the ring, we see Bonito applying a full nelson on Blaster. Blaster tries to wriggle out of it, but nothing happens. Blaster finally gets out of the move after he delivers a jumping jawbreaker on Bonito. Bonito staggers back towards the corner and Blaster charges at him. Bonito sees Blaster and he gets out of the way for the Blast Man to crash face first into the turnbuckle. Bonito grabs Blaster and delivers the Nito Plex.
RK: “NITO PLEX ON BLASTER! DAMN I MISSED THAT MOVE!!!”
JR: “Bonito pins Blaster 1,2,3. Damn, Bonito got a lucky break on that one.”
RK: “Lucky break? I just think Blaster is stupid. I don’t like Bonito that much, JR, but I respect his ring work.”
TH: “Blaster has been eliminated!”
Blaster rolls out of the ring and the ring attendant escorts him out of the ringside. Meanwhile, Bonito watches from a corner as Xille and Ignavus are still fighting. Ignavus tries to deliver a vertical suplex on Xille, but Xille lands behind Ignavus and hops onto his shoulders. No sonner, Xille rolls Ignavus up for the victory roll pin. However, before the ref could count, Ignavus reverses the pin. The referee counts to one before Xille kicks out of the pin made by Ignavus. Both men get up and Xille grabs Ignavus quickly for an inside cradle pin.
JR: “Inside cradle, heres the count..1..2..NO! Both men are up again and Xille goes for a clothesline. Ignavus ducks the clothesline and pins Xille with a backslide pin 1..2…Xille rolls out of the pin and surprises his former partner with a dropkick to the face.”
RK: “That might have either caused Ignavus to take a nap..or just might have woken him up completely.”
Xille picks up Ignavus and sends him off to the ropes. Xille goes for a hurracanrana, but Ignavus counters it with a sit-down powerbomb. Upon impact, both men go down on the mat and Tony Bonito makes this time to go to Xille and pin him.
JR: “What in that…Bonito gets the cover on Xille 1..2…3!”
RK: “HAHAHA! Poor X. Even in the singles division, Igz still jinxes him.”
TH: “Xille has been eliminated.”
Tony Bonito has a smirk on his face after pinning Xille and he goes over to pin Ignavus next. The referee counts the pin, but Ignavus gets his shoulder up by 2. Shocked, Bonito looks at the referee to make sure he made the right counting. Bonito picks up Ignavus and he delivers three successions of clubs to the back. After the third club, Ignavus falls down to his knees and Bonito mocks him by slapping him around the head and shouting at Igz to ‘get up!’.
JR: “Bonito is really showing that he has class right now by slapping around his opponent, King.”
RK: “He IS?”
JR: “No, I am just being sarcastic.”
TB picks Ignavus up and sends him towards the corner. TB charges at him and delivers a corner clothesline. Bonito starts to work on Ignavus as he delivers a couple of shoulder charges to the mid-section of his opponent. Bonito sits Ignavus on the top rope and makes him face the crowd as he goes for a super beck suplex.
JR: “Bonito is setting Igz up for a super back suplex, but it seems Ignavus is blocking the move right now.”
Ignavus is seen hitting a couple of hard elbows to the face of Bonito to let go. Bonito eventually lets Igz out of his grasps and he gets hit hard by an elbow that hits him between the eyes before he falls on his back to the mat. Ignavus slowly gets up the top rope with a yawn and jumps off to deliver the Five AM Flyer.
JR: “Ignavus goes for the five AM flyer, but Bonito sticks up his knees and it hits the abdominal area of Ignavus. Ignavus rolls to the mat in pain and Bonito slowly gets to his feet.”
RK: “It was an impressive move by Ignavus, JR. Too bad for him that Bonito saw that coming from a mile away.”
Bonito waits for Ignavus to get up and connects with the Nito Plex. Ignavus is sprawled onto the mat after the Nito Plex and Bonito pins him for the count.
JR: “Here is the pin 1..2…3, Bonito wins!”
RK: “Wow, he won his return match to the X-WCW! That was impressive! I bet he is gonna win the main event and will be set off to face Divebomb for the UW Title.”
TH: “The winner of this match…TONY BONITO!!!”
“Medals Remix” hits the speakers and Bonito gets his hand raised in victory by the ref. Bonito quickly shoves the referee away and celebrates in the ring by himself. The crowd starts to boo him and chant “Nito…sucks”, but it doesn’t seem to faze him as he continues to celebrate his victory inside the X-WCW ring.
JR: “Folks, coming up next, we will have the second double 4 match. So do not change that channel, Nitro will be back right after the break.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Double 4 Tournament Match 2
X-WCW U.S. Championship
Karl Baller vs Cane Deathscream vs Sid Justice vs Wolfang (c)
“Ima Hustla” hits the speakers, and Karl Baller makes his entrance, receiving a warm response.
TH: “The following is the second Double 4 Tournament Match, and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – KARL BALLER!”
The crowd continues to cheer as Karl Baller approaches the ring. And once he enters, “n-T-o” is heard, followed by “No Chance”, and Cane Deathscream makes his entry to the usual heel heat.
TH: “His first opponent: from Hell, he represents the nTo – CANE DEATHSCREAM!”
The booing grows louder as Cane Deathscream comes to the ring. Once he’s inside, “Psycho” hits, and Sid Justice appears on the stage to an equally loud chorus of boos.
TH: “Their next opponent: from West Memphis, Arkansas – SID JUSTICE!”
Sid Justice flips off the fans as he comes down to the ring. Once he enters the ring, “Brutal Planet” hits, and Wolfang makes his entrance to a mixed crowd response.
TH: “And their final opponent: from St. Helens, Merseyside, England – WOLFANG!”
Wolfang enters the squared circle and surrenders his US title belt to one of the two referees, but the match doesn’t start immediately: instead, the arena lights go off. After a five second pause, the words “Who is Grandmaster E?” appear on the X-Tron.
RK: “What’s this all about, JR?”
JR: “I’m not sure, King, and I’m sure the men in this match are equally perplexed right now!”
The X-Tron fades to black after another five seconds, and the lights return. Then the bell rings to start the match, with Wolfang attacking CD and Baller going after Sid.
Wolfang and CD tie up, but the bigger man gets the strength advantage almost instantaneously. CD shoves Wolfang to the left ropes, and as Wolfang rebounds, CD tries to capitalise with a boot to the face. But Wolfang’s experience has its privileges: he is able to stop himself from running into CD’s boot, and as CD stumbles from the near miss, Wolfang is able to hit a quick DDT on him. Wolfang goes for a fast pinfall.
RK: “1…. Cane throws him off with authority!”
JR: “Despite that, Wolfang is ALWAYS quick to seize an advantage!”
Wolfang and CD get up, and CD tries to whip Wolfang to the front left corner, but Wolfang reverses the move into a nasty back heel kick! It dazes CD, but it fails to bring him to the mat. However, Wolfang bounces off the front ropes, taking CD down with a stiff dropkick!
Meanwhile, the David and Goliath struggle between Baller and Sid proves to be a very lop-sided affair. They tie up, but the much larger Sid is quick to overpower Baller, delivering a stiff hip toss to him. He sits Baller up before standing over his shoulder and locking him in a stump puller!
In spite of this, Baller is determined to continue, refusing to submit. His hand is lifted by one of the referees, and it drops, leading to a count of 1. This happens again, for 2, but once it’s lifted a third time, it doesn’t drop for a count of 3: Baller gathers his strength, and he is soon able to sweep Sid’s legs from underneath him!
Baller gets to his feet, grabbing the downed Sid by his own legs and catapulting him into the back right corner! Baller then tries to follow this move by delivering a Sting-style corner splash, but Sid turns in time to catch Baller by his throat, delivering a nasty chokeslam to the smaller man! Naturally, Sid goes for a pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Baller was lucky he could reach the bottom rope! Otherwise Wolfang would’ve lost his title there and then!”
On the other side of the ring, CD clotheslines Wolfang right out of the ring with such force that he also goes over the top left rope. However, unlike Wolfang, CD lands on his feet, and one of the referees joins them on the outside. CD brings Wolfang to his feet, grabbing him in an arm wrench and hurling him toward the safety barrier.
Despite hitting it fairly hard, Wolfang gets up, but CD tries to slam Wolfang headfirst into the top of the barrier nonetheless. Wolfang, however, has other plans: he stops himself from hitting it, and nails CD with a few quick elbows to the midsection before re-entering the ring.
And on the inside, Baller has made a recovery of sorts against Sid. Sid attempts to whip Baller to the back ropes, but Baller reverses it. On Sid’s rebound, Baller tries a Lou Thesz press, but Sid catches him, dropping him into a spinebuster.
With CD still yet to come back into the ring, Wolfang takes the initiative and attacks Sid. They tie up, and in a stunning move, Wolfang is able to use Sid’s size and strength advantage against him: he is shoved toward the mat, but he brings Sid down with him into a sunset flip!
By this point, CD is back in the ring, and he goes for a quick pinfall on the downed and shaken Baller.
RK: “1…. 2…. JUST!”
JR: “Karl Baller’s in a completely different league tonight! I don’t think he can take much more of this!”
RK: “He should be thankful Sid didn’t powerbomb him, because I think he would’ve split in two!”
JR: “Stop it!”
Wolfang and Sid continue to fight, and after another tie up, Sid gets Wolfang into a suplex position. He lifts him vertically to execute the move, but Wolfang reverses it into a vertical suplex of his own! And at the same time, CD brings Baller to his feet, hitting his Raising Cane powerbomb! Both Wolfang and CD go for pinfalls at the same time.
RK: “1…. 2…. DOUBLE KICK OUT!”
JR: “Sid’s got a lot left in him, but what about Baller?”
Baller barely manages to get up, and once he does, CD wrenches his arm. The big man then walks toward the front right turnbuckles, climbing them and walking along the top rope, Undertaker-style. But as he jumps into a sledgehammer to Baller’s back, Baller pulls CD’s arm, sending him flying right into the back of Sid!
With both of the big men temporarily downed, Wolfang turns his attention to the weary Baller. Baller attempts to hit Wolfang, but Wolfang ducks it, catching him and hitting the Wolfsbane on Baller! Wolfang goes for the decisive pin.
JR: “This could be it! Wolfang won’t be dropping his belt just yet!”
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! Wolfang wins!”
The crowd offers a somewhat subdued cheer for Wolfang as he celebrates his victory. The bell rings, and one of the referees hands him his US title belt back!
TH: “Here’s your winner – WOLFANG!”
Both Sid and CD are stunned. They get to their feet, but while Sid leaves the ring, CD waits for Wolfang to face him. Once he does, Wolfang is greeted with a kick to the gut, followed by a Raising Cane powerbomb!
With Wolfang flat on the mat, CD taunts him by saying “Enjoy your title reign while you can!”.
JR: “What prompted that?”
RK: “The nTo have been in a foul mood ever since Cyberstrike’s forced departure! I guess they’re looking to make an example of someone else, now that that ‘painus in the anus’ Eamon X is gone!”
JR: “Well, the nTo have too much power already, if you ask me!”
RK: “Well, who’s asking you? We’ll be back!”
X-WCW TV Championship
TGO vs Otacon (c)
JR: “Welcome back to Nitro folks. Our next match tonight is a rematch between TGO and Otacon. This time the X-WCW TV Title is on the line. TGO is in this match because of his win over The Man With No Name and Big Dog at Starcade: Extreme.”
RK: “Very true, but he’s got his work cut out for himself tonight. Otacon is on an impressive winning streak. He’ll be tough to beat tonight.”
JR: “We’re about to find out if TGO has what it takes tonight.”
Bad, Bad Man by John Cena hits as TGO appears on the stage
RK: “New entrance music for TGO tonight. Kinda catchy.”
JR: “Not what I care for, but if it works for him.”
TH: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the X-WCW TV Championship. Introducing first the challenger. Making his way to the ring from Greenland, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Great One.”
TGO slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He poses for the crowd while waiting for his opponent.
Superstar by Saliva blares through the arena as Otacon appears on the stage
TH: “And his opponent, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 275 pounds, he is the X-WCW TV Champion, Otacon.”
Otacon poses in the center of the ring as the referee relieves him of the title belt. The ref holds it up high to show what is on the line.
JR: “And this match up starts with both men locking up in the center of the ring.”
RK: “Man, is that all they have. TGO is really a rookie isn’t he?”
JR: “Oh shut up, the match just started.”
Otacon pushes TGO to the ground, but TGO quickly gets back up and charges at Otacon, who dodges it. TGO manages to stop himself before hitting the turnbuckle. Otacon comes from behind and rams TGO into the turnbuckle. Otacon turns TGO around and hits a DDT.
JR: “And Otacon goes for a cover. 1, 2, and TGO gets the shoulder up. A little early in the match for a cover, but it almost worked.”
RK: “It should have been over then. Oh well, Otacon will win soon enough.”
Otacon picks TGO up and connects with a stiff European Uppercut. He whips TGO to the corner, but TGO reverses and follows Otacon, delivering a shoulder in the corner. TGO hits a standing dropkick and sends Otacon over the top rope.
JR: “And this contest has been taken to the outside. TGO picks up Otacon and nails him into the steel steps. TGO tries again, but wait. Otacon is able to stop it. He reverses the momentum and pounds TGO’s head into the ring step.”
RK: “And the ref’s making his count. If Otacon can last a few more seconds, He’ll keep his TV title for sure.”
JR: “The title can’t change on a count out, but Otacon isn’t going to do that as he is rolling TGO pack into the ring this very second. And the ref will stop his count at seven.”
Otacon rolls TGO over and goes for a cover, but the ref only makes it to three before TGO pulls his shoulder up. Otacon is furious and pulls TGO up to deliver a powerful punch, but TGO dodges it and goes behind Otacon.
JR: “And TGO delivers a german suplex to the champion. He won’t give up yet.”
TGO makes his way to the top rope.
RK: “This rookie’s making a big mistake. This won’t work.”
TGO leaps, but Otacon is able to roll out of the way. TGO is laying on the ground and Otacon picks him up. The champion applies an abdominal stretch to the challenger.
JR: “Otacon is working on the midsection of the challenger.”
RK: “Looks like another rookie will be defeated by Otacon. He’s really been putting them in line the past few weeks.”
Otacon continues to apply the pressure, but TGO manages to land a few elbows to Otacon’s head. TGO manages to deliver a standing drop kick and both men are down.
JR: “That abdominal stretch took a lot out of TGO. Both men are down as the referee begins the ten count.”
At six, both men are up and Otacon begins to punch TGO with a series of lefts and rights. He backs TGO into the corner and lifts him up onto the top rope.
Otacon steps up to the middle rope and signals for a Vertebreaker.
JR: “It could be over real soon. Otacon has called for his finishing maneuver, but wait, BAH GAWD, TGO has hooked under Otacon and has lifted him up.”
TGO delivers a powerbomb from the top rope. He crawls over Otacon and hooks the legs.
JR: “And the ref makes the count. 1..2..3! TGO did it. He won the title.”
TH: “Here is your winner and the new X-WCW TV Champion, The Great One!”
Bad, Bad Man hits as TGO lifts up the belt and celebrates his win.
JR: And that’s not all we have tonight folks. Stay tuned for more exciting X-WCW action as we continue here on Nitro.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
The commercial shows Divebomb standing on top of a very tall tower. The cameras show the ground below as he takes a deep breath. Just then, a voice over speaks.
VO: “In times of war, the best weapon you can use…is yourself”
With that said, Divebomb jumps off the building and goes for the Ground Zero. As he hits the ground, he explodes. The cameras zoom out and we see the whole city covered in the light of the explosion.
VO: “X-WCW Presents: GROUND ZERO 2K5!”
We go back to the now obliterated city to see the hole where Divebomb made. As the cameras zoom closely, a hand rises up from the hole and its Divebomb. He slowly climbs out of the hole and dusts himself off.
DB: “One down…many more to go”
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X-WCW comes back from the commercial break and we see the ring decked in red and a table covered in a red sheet is also in the middle of it. The cameras pan over to the announce table where we see JR and RK.
JR: “Welcome back to Nitro! Right now, D-Extreme will present the new X-WCW UW Tag Team Titles to Final Frontier.”
“Comfort Eagle” by Cake hits the speakers and D-Extreme comes out still suited up. There may be a few beer stains on the suit, but still, he is still wearing it. TRD is seen following D-Ex down the ring as the fans give him a mixed reaction.
RK: “Here comes the new GM right now, JR.”
JR: “And it seems to me that The Real Deal is his new assistant.”
D-Ex enters the ring as TRD stands outside the ring and looks at his superior. D-Ex asks for the mic and the fans chant ‘X-WCW!’.
D-Ex: “You know what, I like that chant. But as much as I like the X-WCW, I think it needs a little make-over.”
With that said he pulls the cloth of the table off and we see the new X-WCW Tag Team Title Belts.
D-Ex: “Now that you see the new UW Tag Team Belts…let me introduce you to their owners…FINAL FRONTIER!!!”
D-Ex points to the stage and “Save a horse, ride a cowboy” plays at the PA Systems. The fans are on their feet as Final Frontier make their way down the ramp. SFM and AJ slide into the ring and they both shake hands with D-Ex. D-Ex hands SFM the mic and he backs away to applaud the new champs.
SFM: “Thank you, thank you, everyone..thank you. Me and AJ here have been in the X-WCW since the beginning of last year. We just feel GREAT about being the first UW tag team champs. On Starrcade, we overcame two nTo teams and one damn good tag team in default just to get these belts tonight.”
AJ gets the mic and he speaks.
AJ: “Your right there my friend. It is a great honor to be given these new X-WCW tag title belts tonight after we won that match. Before the PPV, me and SFM often train in the ring until we dropped on the mat. We really are happy to see all the blood, sweat and tears we had during the course of our career here in the X-WCW paid off on that night. We really appreciate this.”
D-Ex hands them the title belts and gets the mic from AJ.
D-Ex: “Congratulations again, Final Frontier. However, let me remind you something, you will be defending those belts. With that said, the Powerbomb vs Starstorm match will not only be ‘winner stays in the nTo’ oh no! It will be a best of five series and the winners of each match can pick what kind of match the next one will be! The winning team will face the Final Frontier at GZ III for the tag team titles!”
The fans cheer after that announcement and FF just nod in agreement.
JR: “BAH GAWD! DID YOU HEAR THAT KING?!”
RK: “Oh yeah, the stakes just couldn’t get any higher between Starstorm and Powerbomb, tonight!”
Final Frontier leaves the ringside area with the new belts. Just as D-Extreme exits the ring, “Rap City” hits and Fresh Prince comes out of the stage.
RK: “Hey, I thought he was dead?!”
JR: “It seems like the new comer looks banged up after his match with the Xtreme champ, Judge Death.”
FP hobbles his way down the ramp with a mic in his hand and D-Ex gets back into the ring and wonders why he is here. FP enters the ring and starts to speak.
FP: “D-Ex…I dmnd a match!!!”
D-Ex: “BUT YOU ALREADY HAD A MATCH!!!”
D-Ex looks a bit frustrated and we see TRD entering the ring. TRD asks D-Ex is ok and D-Ex gives him a nod. D-Ex looks at FP again and makes a stern cough before he speaks.
D-Ex: “You know, I have no time for you tonight. I had ENOUGH of your ramblings earlier. However, you will get a match…ON WARZONE! It will be a 6-man tag match that pits Fresh Prince, TG Stylez and The Renegade vs The Lone Wolf, Hell's Guardian, and The Warrior.”
RK: “Who the hell are they?”
JR: “The new signees we met earlier”
RK: “…you mean those five were not our new catering men?”
D-Ex: “Now if you may excuse us both…”
D-Ex looks at TRD and gives him a smirk. TRD nods and quickly takes down Fresh Prince with a big boot. Fresh Prince is down on the ring as D-Ex and TRD make their way back to the backstage area.
RK: “I know TRD is now just D-Ex’s mere servant, but I like what I saw in that ring right now. I guess being D-Ex’s bodyguard has some perks…beating up retards.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Big Dog vs Karl Baller
We go back to Nitro for the next match. “Stupefy” hits the speakers, and Big Dog comes out on stage to a hearty “Little Bitch!” chant!
TH: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first: from Knoxville, Tennessee – BIG DOG!”
The chanting and booing continue as Big Dog makes his way to the ring. Then “Ima Hustla” hits, and Karl Baller makes his entrance to a warm response.
TH: “And his opponent: from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – KARL BALLER!”
KB enters the ringside area and has a mic on his hands.
KB: “YO MY SKILLS WILL BLIND YOU LIKE AN ECLIPSE AND IM REAL WIT DAT/
SO TONIGHT YALL GON WITNESS KB TURN A BIG DOG INTO A LIL PUSSY CAT/
JUST LOOK AT DAT MATCH FROM STARCADE, TGO R**** YOU IT SEEMED/
HE HAD YOU ON DA MAT AND LIKE A BITCH YOU SQUEALED, TAPPED, AND SCREAMED/(crowd laughs)
KB IS HOT FIYA…IF DIPPED IN WATER JUST EXPECT DA STEAM/
YOULL GET BURNED FROM DA #1 SINGLE, FEEL DA EFFECTS ON YA CHEST, STOMACH, AND EVEN YA SPLINE/
SPEAKIN OF BODY PARTS, YOU’VE TOLD ME TO GROW A P****, AND BEEN SAYIN JOHN CENA A LOT FROM WAT I HEAR/
DEN YOU GO NOSE TO NOSE WIT ME….OH WAIT I FORGOT DAT WERE A QUEER/
AS YOU CAN SEE I’M VERY MEAN….TONIGHT ANIMAL ABUSE IS WAT YOULL GET/
CUZ WHEN IM FINISHED WIT YOU, WELL LETS JUST SAY DIS DOG WILL BE TAKEN TO A VET/
YOULL BE MET BY CLOSE DEATH, AND DATS A PROMISE I INTEND TO KEEP/
CUZ GODS ANGRY WIT YOU AND HES SENDIN CHAOS FROM HEAVEN TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP/
SO EVERYBODY PLEASE PEEP DIS MASSACARE CUZ IM GETTING MY FIRST WIN, NOW I’M FILLED WIT JOY/
BUT ENOUGH TALK AND LETS START DA ACTION….HOLLA AT YA BOY!!“
He drops the mic and makes his way down the ramp. He enters the ring and the bell hits to start the match. Both me tie up immediately, with neither one being able to break the deadlock for about ten seconds.
BD breaks the tie up by grabbing KB’s left arm, but instead of going for a standard Irish whip, he turns it into a hammerlock before dropping KB into a snapping reverse DDT! BD goes for the first pinfall attempt.
JR: “1…. 2…. WAY too early! This crowd is really getting stuck into Big Dog tonight, King!”
RK: “I think they’re still upset that Eamon X is on welfare now, JR! HA!”
JR: “So is Cyberstrike, if I’m not mistaken!”
RK: “OK, you’ve got me there!”
Both men are now up, but suddenly, the arena lights go off! And the words “Who is Grandmaster E?” appear on the X-Tron for the third time in this event.
RK: “There’s that still again!”
JR: “Though I must say: I’m now asking that question myself, and I’m sure we’ll get an answer soon!”
After 5 seconds, the still disappears, and the lights return. BD and KB continue the match, with KB whipping BD to the right ropes and flooring BD with a running clothesline on the rebound. Once BD is up, KB takes him right back down with another running clothesline, and BD rises again only to cop yet another running clothesline!
KB follows this up with a big elbow drop to BD’s sternum, going for a pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Big Dog’s out to prove that he’s no one’s bitch!”
Both men get up off the mat, but KB runs right to the left ropes, hoping to nail an axe kick to the back of BD’s neck. However, BD straightens his stance, catching KB’s left leg and turning the move into a half crab submission hold!
Both men are far too close to the ropes for an effective submission, though, and after about 20 seconds, KB reaches the bottom front rope, breaking the hold.
While KB recovers from it on the mat, BD takes to the back left turnbuckles in preparation for a high-risk manoeuvre. KB gets up, and once he turns to face his opponent, BD launches into a stiff wheel kick, knocking KB right back down!
As the crowd starts chanting “Holy Shit!”, BD goes for another pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. LUCKY!”
JR: “Many people would be struggling to even breathe, let alone kick out of a pinfall, after a kick like that!”
KB catches his breath, and both men get up once more. BD grabs KB in an arm wrench, and he drives KB into the back right corner. BD then tries a running knee lift, but KB drops to his right, causing BD to collide awkwardly with the turnbuckles. KB then gets up, cornering BD and unleashing a succession of hard chest chops, each one soliciting the usual “WHOO!” from the crowd.
After about half a dozen chest chops, KB climbs onto the bottom rope, hitting a succession of punches on BD. The crowd counts the punches – “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” – but as KB pauses, BD gets underneath him, lifting him over his shoulders, walking into the centre of the ring, and nailing him with a Death Valley driver!
JR: “Just when we thought Karl Baller had the momentum, Big Dog just got it back in stunning fashion!”
RK: “He could end this one right here!”
JR: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
RK: “I eat my words. With strawberries, I might add!”
As both men get up, two other wrestlers make their way to the ring. TheGreatOne makes his way through the crowd, and R.E.Rage comes from the stage. Yet KB and BD continue to fight, and once the other men enter the ring, TGO attacks BD, and Rage attacks KB.
The referee calls for the bell to end the match before conferring with Terri. Meanwhile, other referees come from the back to break up the fights.
TH: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a No Contest!”
RK: “And fair enough too!”
JR: “Though the crowd is bitterly disappointed, since they wanted closure, and both men were putting on a hard fought battle!”
RK: “Quick, Terri! Get those puppies out of there!”
JR: “Very funny. We’ll be right back!”
Best of Five series
Match #1
PowerBomb vs StarStorm
“Drop the bombshell” hits, and PowerBomb make their entrance to a warm response, despite their apparent continued nTo allegiance.
TH: “The following match is the first of a Best of Five series, and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: the team of Powermaster and Bombshell – POWERBOMB!”
As they enter the ring, “n-T-o” is heard, followed by “End of Everything”. Before long, StarStorm make their appearance to a chorus of boos.
TH: “And their opponents: representing the nTo, they are the team of Raven Darkstorm and Vanth Dreadstar – STARSTORM!”
StarStorm make their way to the ring and enter it.
JR: “Hang on a moment: I’m just receiving news from the back!”
RK: “What kind of news? Has that bum Eamon X been arrested for robbing a bank? HA!”
JR: “Oh shut up!”
RK: “Then what is it?”
JR: “It’s another stipulation from D-Extreme! He says that the losing team in this match will be officially kicked out of the nTo!”
RK: “WOW! I had a feeling there wasn’t enough room for both those teams and all those egos in the nTo!”
The bell rings, and BS and Vanth take their places in their corners. PM and Raven tie up in the middle, but the stalemate only lasts a few seconds, and PM throws Raven off like he was nothing. PM screams “Get the hell up!”, and Raven does just that before they tie up once more.
Unable to find any sort of strength advantage, Raven breaks the tie up with a low blow, which goes unnoticed by the referee! Raven then hits his trademark move – the Darkstorm Rising – on the bigger PM, and he goes for a pinfall!
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “Using a finisher right off the bat is a classic sign of wanting to end the match as quickly as possible!”
JR: “The nTo way, of course!”
RK: “Naturally! And I love it!”
PM gets up, and Raven tries to whip him into the left ropes, but PM does not budge. Instead, PM pulls Raven into a short arm clothesline, bringing him right to the mat. PM tags BS into the match, then as PM pulls Raven’s legs upwards, BS takes to the front left turnbuckles. PM turns Raven’s groin to face him, then BS jumps into a leg drop!
PM leaves the ring, then BS picks up Raven again, locking him in an arm wrench and launching him into the back left turn post! As Raven’s shoulder smarts from the heavy impact, BS grabs him by the back of the neck, slamming his head into the top turnbuckle many times! The fans count the slams – “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” – and once they’re done, BS whips Raven to the right ropes.
However, Raven does not rebound off the right ropes. He stops himself, tagging Vanth into the match instead. And as BS turns to face them, Vanth mounts the back right turnbuckles, with Raven vaulting Vanth into a modified cross body block that brings BS to the mat! Raven leaves the ring, and Vanth goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “Very good teamwork from both teams in the early stages!”
Vanth gets up, allowing BS to rise. But BS doesn’t stay up for long: Vanth grabs him from the side, dropping him into a side backbreaker! And once BS is down again, Vanth climbs the back left turnbuckles, hitting one of his patented moves – the Super Nova – on BS! Vanth goes for another pin.
JR: “1…. 2…. CLOSE!”
RK: “Come on StarStorm! Finish off those traitors and pick the next match!”
JR: “Is it just me, or did your nose just turn brown?”
RK: “Yeah yeah, very funny!”
Vanth and BS get up once more, with Vanth putting BS in an arm wrench and flooring him with a back heel kick! After this, Vanth tags Raven back into the match, and as Raven mounts the back right turnbuckles for a high-risk move, Vanth locks BS in the Starlock! PM goes into the ring to help his beleaguered partner, but the referee sends him back to the outside, and Raven nails the locked BS with a flying leg drop to the back of his neck!
Vanth releases the hold as this happens, and he slips out of the ring. Raven turns over the hurting BS and goes for a pin.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “Bombshell’s getting tired in there! He needs to tag Powermaster back in – and fast!”
Raven gets up, but BS is much slower to rise. Once BS gets to his feet, he turns and heads toward PM in an attempt to tag him, but Raven arrogantly grabs BS’ legs and drags him back into the middle of the ring. Raven taunts PM, goading him into entering the ring, but the referee sends PM right back out again!
JR: “King, don’t you DARE say that this is fair officiating!”
RK: “I wasn’t going to say that, JR, but I certainly THINK that!”
JR: “Fair MY ASS!”
RK: “And it’s not a candy ass either!”
Raven puts BS in a modified ankle lock, inflicting terrible pain on BS. But after about 20 seconds, BS is able to turn to the back ropes, grabbing the bottom one and breaking the hold! In desperation, and despite the pain, BS gets back up and lunges back to his corner, making the hot tag to PM and bringing him back into the match!
Once inside, PM cleans house! The fans launch into a well-organised “Hey hey! Ho ho! You’re too good for the nTo!” chant in support of PowerBomb as PM floors Raven with a stiff right hand, before flooring the entering Vanth with a stiff left!
PM knocks both StarStorm members down several times each, but they keep getting up for more. After a few more seconds, the referee sends Vanth back to the outside, and PM and Raven continue their fight. PM whips Raven to the front ropes, and on Raven’s rebound, PM floors him with a stiff boot to the face.
While Raven is on the mat, PM grabs him by the legs, hitting a wishbone leg splitter on Raven. Then, he grabs Raven by the throat, bringing him to his feet and preparing to nail him with a chokeslam, but Vanth sneaks back into the ring, bringing PM to his knees from behind with a double leg takedown!
The weary BS comes into the ring to try and assist PM, but it is to no avail as the referee sends him outside and threatens PowerBomb with disqualification. As this happens, Vanth places PM in a headscissor position, causing him to release his chokehold on Raven. Raven then gets behind PM, and he and Vanth hit their spiked powerbomb – the Star Power – on PM!
JR: “What the hell are you doing, ref? You should be disqualifying StarStorm!”
RK: “Give him a break! He’s making sure Powermaster’s not causing trouble!”
JR: “And you think StarStorm aren’t?”
RK: “They’re the nTo! They can do as they please!”
JR: “That figures.”
RK: “Just shut up and call the damn match!”
Vanth sneaks out of the ring before the referee can see him, and Raven covers PM for the final pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! StarStorm are one up in the series! And PowerBomb are out of the nTo!”
JR: “The fans were right: PowerBomb ARE too good for the nTo!”
The bell rings, and Raven and Vanth embrace in the ring.
TH: “Here are your winners – STARSTORM!”
Raven then takes Terri’s microphone.
RD: “And now that PowerBomb are out of the nTo, we’ll have no more issues kicking their asses in the next two matches!”
Vanth takes the microphone.
VD: “Speaking of matches, the next one will be….”
But Vanth is interrupted by the arena lights going out. After a moment, the words “Who is Grandmaster E?” appear on the X-Tron for the second time in the broadcast, and five seconds later, they disappear. The lights return, and a slightly perplexed Vanth continues.
VD: “As I was saying, before I was so RUDELY interrupted: the next match between our teams will be a Double Table Match!”
Raven takes the microphone back.
RD: “And as you go through those tables, PowerBomb, you will once again feel our Star Power!”
Raven drops the microphone, and both StarStorm members leave.
JR: “Grandmaster E?! King, do YOU have anything to do with this?”
RK: “Last time I checked, my son’s wrestling name is Grandmaster Sex Machine…not E!”
JR: “Well, whatever then. It seems like its gonna continue.”
RK: “To be continued at Warzone, I guess!”
JR: “And I’m sure PowerBomb will be looking for some measure of revenge in that next match-up! We’ll be back in a moment!”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as Powerbomb is being helped up by the road agents.
Double 4 Tournament Match 3
Tony Bonito vs Wolfang
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and we see Terri Hotbody..the 2nd in the middle of the ring as we hear the commentators.
JR: “Welcome back to NITRO!!!”
RK: “Right now, we can see that hot new Terri in the ring, JR. Oh boy, I really like looking at this new one.”
JR: “Oh please, King, YOURE MARRIED!!!”
TH: “The following match the Double 4 Tournament Finals and it is scheduled for one fall.”
“Medals Remix” hits and TB makes his way to the ringside area. The chants of “Nito…Sucks” fill the garden again as TB does his usual entrance actions as the pyros shoot up the stage.
TH: “Introducing first, from Boston Mass. – TONY BONITO!!!”
TB makes his way down the aisle and rolls into the ring. Once he stands up, he spins around and then goes to his knees to yell ‘wooo!’. Just as TB gets up, “Brutal Planet” hits, and Wolfang appears at the stage.
TH: “And from St. Helens, Merseyside, England – WOLFANG!”
Wolflang makes his way down the ramp and starts to point at TB who is in the ring. Wolfang slides into the ring and both men go nose-to-nose.
JR: “King, these two have not forgotten the other man.”
RK: “TB and Wolfang, along with the now departed Eamon X once were the NAO. Sadly, their egos were too much and they disbanded. Bonito lost to Wolfy, and I guess he didn’t take it too kindly and left. Tonight, I think its TB’s time to prove he is the better man.”
The bell rings and both men continue to bicker in the middle of the ring. TB shoves Wolfang, and then Wolfang retaliates with a hard shove of his own. TB backs off for a while before he runs and tackles Wolfang down the mat and hammers away with some hard punches to the face. Wolfang rolls over and he gets on top of TB before he hits some punches on TB. Both men change the momentum of the mounted punches during the succeeding seconds before the referee separates the two men. Wolfang gets to his feet and delivers a running knee strike to the gut of TB while the referee tried to separate TB from him.
JR: “Wolfang just hit a cheap shot on TB and I think TB got hit hard on the gut with that move.”
Wolfang waits for TB to get up and he tells him to lock up with him. TB agrees and both men go to a lockup. Wolfang goes behind TB and goes for a sleeper. TB slips away from the hold and grabs one of Wolfang's arms to apply an arm wrencher. Wolfang reverses the move and goes behind TB with a hammerlock applied on the arm of TB. Bonito struggles for a while before turning around and takes Wolfang down with a fireman's carry to stop the submission move.
JR: “Tony Bonito with that well executed Firemans Carry takes down the First ever UW champ. Bonito locks a front face lock right now on the grounded Wolfy.”
RK: “I'm telling ya JR, this is gonna be one long match. Both men are great ring technicians and both men are very determined to finish off the other one with a submission move. I think Wolfang would benefit most if he can make Bonito tap out. It is well known that TB is one of the best technical wrestlers today.”
TB locks the front face lock tightly on Wolfang whos at the mat. After a few seconds we see Wolf slowly getting up and he charges Bonito towards the corner to let go. Wolfang delivers a hard knife-edge chop to the chest of TB. But before he can holler in pain, Wolfang delivers yet ANOTHER hard chop to the chest that echoes throughout the building. TB is groggy on the corner as Wolfang grabs him and takes him down with a hard snap suplex. Wolfang hooks the leg of TB for the pinfall, but Tony Bonito gets his shoulder up at the count of 2.
JR: “Bonito with the shoulder up and Wolfang picks up the X-WCW Olympic Champion and sends him to the ropes. Wolfang bounces to the other side and goes for a clothesline but TB ducks and delivers a belly to back release suplex.”
TB picks up Wolfang after doing the suplex. However, Wolfang takes TB by surprise as Wolfang grabs TB by the legs to send him to the mat. Wolfang quickly goes for a figure four here but TB fights out of it and kicks him out of the way. TB is back up and we see Wolfang smirking at TB before both men lock up on each other yet again. Wolfang backs TB to the corner and goes for a knife edge chop but Bonito kicks Wolfang to the gut a couple of times before he sends Wolfang to the corner instead. TB grabs Wolfang and goes for a suplex on the ropes. TB hung Wolfang out to dry on the apron. Wolfang blocks a punch from Bonito and delivers a hard punch of his own. Wolfang grabs Bonito and hiptosses TB to the outside of the ring.
JR: “Wolfang just sent Bonito to the outside with a hiptoss!”
RK: “It may be just a hiptoss, but it seemed to have hurt Bonito in the wrong way.”
Wolfang goes outside and grabs Bonito. Wolfang tries to slam him to the ring post but Bonito blocks it and kicks him to the gut. Bonito grabs Wolfang and sends him to crash at the ringpost with his shoulder hitting the post with high velocity, sending Wolfang down and out on the floor. Wolfang is seen favoring his right shoulder as TB stomps down on it. Tony Bonito goes in the ring once more but goes back out again so that he and Wolfang wont get counted out. Bonito picks up his former NAO running mate and sends him CRASHING to the steel steps!
JR: “Bonito just sent Wolfang crash and burn to those steel steps. Tony Bonito rolls Wolfang back into the ring right now. I wonder what Bonito will be doing next.”
JR’s question gets answered as Bonito ascends to the top rope. He faces the crowd and launches himself to land a well-executed moonsault on Wolfang. The referee counts the pin but Wolfang gets his shoulder up before the 3 count was made! Bonito gets up and waits for Wolfang to get up. Wolfang slowly gets up on his feet and TB quickly goes behind him for a Belly To Back Suplex but Wolfang lands on his feet and quickly applies on a waistlock behind TB. To the crowd and Wolfang's dismay though, Bonito blocks the attempt of Wolfang for a German Suplex and goes behind him. TB sends Wolfang to the mat with a High Angle Belly To Back suplex. Both men are down after TB’s desperation move that worked. But as audible to the ears, its clear that the NY fans want WOLFANG to win this.
JR: “Both men are down and the referee is counting them. That was one hell of a desperation move for Bonito.”
RK: “7 minutes already into this match up and both men seem to be tired already, JR. They sure have a lot of determination to finish the other one in an instant here. No doubt about that”
Both men get up as the referee reached a 6 count. Wolfang and TB quickly do an exchange of punches in the middle of the ring. Wolfang delivers a hard slap across the chest of TB to sends him stumbling back. Wolfang grabs TB and delivers a hard knee strike to the midsection before he backs him to the corner. Wolfang delivers a couple of kicks to the mid-section of Bonito before he sets TB on the top rope. Wolfang goes to the second turnbuckle and hooks Bonito for a superplex. TB struggles to get free as he delivers shots to the gut of Wolfang. Bonito hits one hard shot and Fang looses the grip and falls down as TB shoves him out of the way.
JR: “Well..’Fang tried to deliver a superplex there but Bonito just shoved him away”
RK: “That is true JR. Wolfy tried to finish TB off but it seems like the Olympic champ has a lot of fight left here.”
Bonito goes down from the top rope and he applies a leg lock on Wolfang. ‘Fang screams in pain as Tony Bonito puts more pressure on the submission move being applied on Fang's leg. TB eventually lets go after a minute and picks up Wolfang. Bonito delivers a couple of punches on Wolfang before he sweeps Wolfang on the hurt leg. Wolfang goes down and TB goes for an ankle lock. To his dismay though, Wolfy kicks him out of the way. TB grabs Wolfang but he fights back with hard punches to the mid-section of Bonito. Wolfang sends TBo the ropes and he takes him down with a armdrag. Fang holds on to the arm for an arm-scissors submission on TB. Bonito struggles to reach the rope beside him. But its too far for his reach as he is still trapped with the submission move of Wolfang. Wolfang eventually lets go of the hold after a minute. He gets up and hobbles towards Bonito.
JR: “Wolfang grabs the leg of Bonito right here.”
RK: “Evidently JR, that IS what Wolfy is doing, just like what Bonito did to his leg earlier.”
Wolfang applies the leg lock and delivers some kicks to the leg. Wolfang picks him up sends TB to the ropes and he catches him with a back body drop. Bonito goes down and Wolfang goes to the top rope. Wolfang launches off the top rope with the Echo in the dark (whisper in the wind). Wolfy gets short handed as Bonito gets out of the way. Bonito waits for Fang to get up before he hoists him in his shoulders for the Nito Plex but Wolfang counters it with a takedown and Wolfang locks TB with a figure four.
JR: “Wolfang counters the Nito Plex and takes TB down! He has that figure four locked on Bonito!”
RK: “AARRGGHH! That has to be painful for Bonito right now. Right now I can hear him screaming from here.”
Bonito screams in pain and struggles to make his way to the ropes. Bonito nears the ropes but Wolfang slowly but surely pulls him away from it while the figure four is still locked on. Bonito struggles, but eventually turns around to reverse the momentum to make Wolfang let go of the submission move. Woflang picks up Bonito, who takes him by surprise with a hard punch followed up by a knee to the mid-section. TB grabs Wolfang on the head and sends him over the ropes. Bonito makes his way to the outside and Wolfang greets him with a hard punch to the face! TB staggers back as Wolfang charges at him, Wolfy on the other hand gets taken down by a Tony Bonito single leg takedown. Bonito grabs Wolfang and drops him on the crowd barricade head first. Wolfy turns around and gets hit with a hard short arm clothesline by Bonito. TB collapses to the ground after connecting the clothesline and the referee starts to count both men out of the ring.
JR: “OH BAH GAWD! BONITO COULD HAVE TOOK WOLFY’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!”
RK: “That was painful for Wolfang. But if both men don't get back in the ring in time, it will be painful for BOTH men to end this bout in a double count out decision.”
The referee reaches the count of 6 and we see Bonito being the first man getting up on the outside. TB looks exhausted as he staggers towards Wolfang to pick up the Mersey side marauder. He rolls Wolfang to the ring and slides in the ring as well. He drapes his arm over him as he is too tired to pin him in a lateral press. The referee counts 1...2...NO! Wolfang kicks out to the delight of the NY crowd who were for a long time sat there with their hands on their laps watching one of the biggest fights of the year. Bonito slowly gets up and does not believe that Wolfy still has a lot of fight left in him and he gets up. Bonito takes a short breather on the corner while waiting for Wolfang to get up on his feet. Tony Bonito, like a military tactician waits slowly approaches an unaware and groggy Wolfy to slap on a sleeper hold with a body scissors. The submission move applied, both men are on the mat as Bonito struggles to choke the life out of his opponent.”
RK “TB is locking on that rear chinlock with a body scissors on Wolfy. This is one effective move if I can say so myself. Next to my deadly sleeper that’s one move you must not count out to your submission arsenal. Not only is Bonito cutting off the air entering and exiting Wolfy right now but his weight on Wolfang's is helping him out with that goal. The longer this move goes…the lesser the chances that Wofalng will make it out here to face the champion. But I wish CS would have been the challenger.”
The referee lifts Wolfang’s arm for the first time and it limps. The referee tries again for the second time but it turns out to be the same result. The crowd continues to cheer Wolfang to get out of this move and it is working as the 3rd time his arm stays up and slowly but surely we see Wolfang rolling over to have his stomach planted on the mat as he slowly crawls towards the ropes. TB's attempts to drag Wolfang to the center of the ring goes in vain as Wolfang finally reaches out to the ropes and TB has to let go of the move.
JR: “What is it? What drives both of these men to let them have these sudden bursts of adrenaline flowing into their veins so they can continue to fight in this match?!”
RK: “Its desire! It is the desire to be the next UW champ, the desire to prove the other man wrong. And right now Wolfy has the desire to prove his opponent wrong, to prove that he is worthy of being the first UW title champ. And the man he is proving wrong now is the Tony Bonito. Speaking of TB, he is up now and he is in disbelief that Wolfy is still alive and kicking from that tortuous submission move he applied on him.”
Bonito goes over to Wolfang and picks him up. Wolfang surprises TB with lefts and rights to the sutrdom of TB. Bonito staggers but manages to block a punch from Wolfang and rakes him in the face. TB grabs Wolfang and connects with a belly to belly suplex. TB pins Wolfy yet again.
JR: “Here is the pin 1..2..NO! Wolfang gets a shoulder up yet again!”
Bonito shakes his head and gets up, Wolfang is getting up as well. TB sends Wolfang to the corner and pummels him down there. TB turns around and heads to the other end to the ring. He turns around and charges towards Wolfang on the corner but as he was, Wolfy gets the strength to get out of the corner and charges at Tony Bonito as well. Both men meet at the center and both men almost do a double clothesline! Both men are DOWN! The referee, along with the crowd counts both men down.
JR: “Both men almost beheaded the other one! And the referee is counting them down on the mat.”
The referee reaches the nine count and both men slowly rises from the mat and back to their feet. Bonito comes at Wolfang with punches but Wolfy blocks every blow and retaliates with hard right hands to the face of Bonito. Wolfang sends TB groggy with a hard chop before he goes behind Bonito and grabs him for the Death Stalker. TB is down and Wolfang has a grin on his face as he heads to the top rope.
JR: “Wolfang makes his way to the top rope. He is on top but wait, TB slowly rising up and he sees him on top.”
Bonito spots Wolfang on the top rope and he desperately runs towards Wolfy. He makes it in time and grabs Wolfang on the top rope. He sends Wolfang back hard into the mat with a bodyslam from the top turnbuckle. Bonito goes over to Wolfang for the pin 1....2...NO! Wolfang gets his shoulder up yet again. Bonito gets up and stalks Wolfang. Wolfang is slowly up on his feet and TB grabs him from behind to deliver the Nito Plex. But somehow, Wolfang counters it and locks the Iron Wolf
JR: “IRON WOLF!!! IRON WOLF! WOLFANG JUST REVERSED THE NITO PLEX INTO HIS SUBMISSION MOVE!!!”
RK: “I think Bonito will tap out of this soon, JR. This is one deadly combo. Its one hybrid of the Indian deathlock and the dragon sleeper. Bonito’s back will break if he is not smart enough to tap out.”
Bonito struggles to reach the nearby ropes because he was stuck on the submission of Wolfang. TB uses his strength to slowly slide in a horizontal way before he reaches out to the ropes and grab it tight. The Referee tells Wolfang to break the hold and he does. He grabs Tony Bonito by the ankle and drags him to the center of the ring to attempt a figure four but TB countered rolled and grabs on one of Wolfang’s legs to lock on the Ankle lock. Wolfang screams in agony as the Olympic Champion tightly locks the ankle lock.
RK: “The ankle lock is on Wolfang! What a change of advantage here, JR!”
Wolfang struggles to make it to the ropes, but he makes its anyway and holds onto it. Bonito slowly up on his feet and picks up Wolfang for the NITO PLEX!!! TB is out of energy as he crawls towards Wolfang for the pin.
JR: “NITO PLEX! Bonito is on low bat right now and he goes for the pin 1….2…Wolfang kicks out!“
The fans shout out in excitement knowing that this match is not yet over by a long shot! Tony Bonito slowly goes up and takes his straps down before he puts on the Ankle Lock on Wolfang. Wolfy tries to reach the ropes but it is nowhere as Bonito applies the move in the center of the wrestling ring. Wolfang attempts to crawl there but TB pulls him back at every attempt. Within a few more seconds, Wolfang slowly rolls out of it and sends Bonito face first to a turnbuckle. Wolfang gets up to grab TB from behind to deliver a German Suplex! Wolfang is up with Bonito and goes for a second try but Bonito delivers an elbow to the face of Wolfang and goes behind him for a German Suplex of his own.
JR: “It seems as if TB is not taking Wolfang’s emulation of his move too lightly right now.”
He gets up for another one but Wolfang reverses the grip and delivers a release German Suplex and Bonito is seen doing down the mat face first and a loud THUD was hear throughout the building. Tony Bonito is not moving.
JR: “Bonito just took one NASTY fall from that suplex.”
Wolfang picks up Bonito and kicks him before he delivers his finisher, the crimson twilight.
JR: “CIMSON TWILIGHT!!! The referee counts 1…2…thr..NOT SO CLOSE! Bonito gets his boot on top of the bottom rope to break the pin. It was a close one for Bonito, King.”
Wolfang is up and waits for TB to turn around, he turns but Bonito grabs him and delivers the inverted atomic drop. Wolfang goes groggy while TB sneaks behind him for another NITO PLEX! The ring shook hard on that one as Bonito makes the pin
JR: “Nito Plex! Nito Plex!! BONITO PINS WOLFANG NOW! 1…2…NO! Wolfy kicks out and the fans are going CRAZY here RK!”
RK: “Man this is so cool!”
TB gets up and locks the Ankle Lock on Wolfang. Wolfang screams in pain and Bonito holds on tightly. After a few seconds we see Wolfang trying to get to the ropes but TB drags him away yet again. After the drag back to center, Wolfang rolls through and goes for an inside cradle. It is a mat war as Bonito struggles out of the pin and goes to continue the Ankle Lock but Wolfang pins him to the ground for the pin. Before the ref could count Bonito overpowers Wolfang soon and goes to a standing position to lock on the Ankle Lock yet again! Wolfang tries to kick Bonito out of the move but it is in vain as TB continues to put on the pressure. After a minute the referee asks Wolfang if he submits.
RK: “YOU IDIOT!!! TAP OUT ALREADY!!! Bonito has this match, JR.”
Wolfy shakes his head violently as TB locks on the move and does a lying variation of the lock. After a few seconds we hear more moaning and shouting by Wolfang as he tries to fight the pain. It was not enough as after a few seconds it seems like Wolfang finally taps out. Bonito lets go and lies down the mat as the bell sounds. Bonito lets go and he slowly gets to his feet as TH announces him.
TH: “The winner of the Double Four Tournament…TONY BONITO!!!”
“Medals” hits the speakers to signal TB’s victory. Bonito looks at Wolfang for a while before he gets out of the ring. Bonito gets a chair from the time keeper’s table and he gets back to the ring.
JR: “Oh c’mon now! Wolfang has had enough! This was a hard fought match…but I think TB should be an honorable man and just savor this victory.”
RK: “I think he will soon do that, by using that chair to Wolfy.”
TB groggily goes towards Wolfang and he kicks the leg that he locked the ankle lock on. He lifts up the chair in the air and quickly sends it down to the leg of Wolfang. The chairshot echoes throughout the garden and we can hear the crowd saying ‘OOOOHHH!!!’ as Wolfang starts to scream in pain. Bonito has a sick smile in his face as he slides the chair out of the ring and grabs the leg. He locks on the Ankle lock yet again on Wolfang. Wolfang can do nothing but tap out as the referee tries to get Bonito away from him.
JR: “This is just DESPICABLE!!! Bonito has no right to do this, King.”
RK: “Meh, I guess your right. But I think the refs running down the ramp can stop him.”
JR: “Well folks, this is JR alongside RK…see you on WARZONE!!!”
A horde of referees go to the ring and forces Bonito to let go of Wolfang. Bonito rolls out of the ring and he slowly makes his way up the ramp. X-WCW goes off-air as Bonito stands in the stage and looks at Wolfang, who is being helped out by the refs, with a sick smile on his face.