Post by Cyberstrike on Apr 4, 2018 14:25:39 GMT
Dark Match:
CCC defeated The Icon.
X-WCW Warzone goes on-air as we see the footage of the previous show.
Nitro…
The footage shows Wolfang locked on Bonito’s ankle lock.
Wolfy shakes his head violently as TB locks on the move and does a lying variation of the lock. After a few seconds we hear more moaning and shouting by Wolfang as he tries to fight the pain. It was not enough as after a few seconds it seems like Wolfang finally taps out. Bonito lets go and lies down the mat as the bell sounds. Bonito lets go and he slowly gets to his feet as TH announces him.
TH: “The winner of the Double Four Tournament…TONY BONITO!!!”
“Medals” hits the speakers to signal TB’s victory. Bonito looks at Wolfang for a while before he gets out of the ring. Bonito gets a chair from the time keeper’s table and he gets back to the ring.
JR: “Oh c’mon now! Wolfang has had enough! This was a hard fought match…but I think TB should be an honorable man and just savor this victory.”
RK: “I think he will soon do that, by using that chair to Wolfy.”
TB groggily goes towards Wolfang and he kicks the leg that he locked the ankle lock on. He lifts up the chair in the air and quickly sends it down to the leg of Wolfang. The chairshot echoes throughout the garden and we can hear the crowd saying ‘OOOOHHH!!!’ as Wolfang starts to scream in pain. Bonito has a sick smile in his face as he slides the chair out of the ring and grabs the leg. He locks on the Ankle lock yet again on Wolfang. Wolfang can do nothing but tap out as the referee tries to get Bonito away from him.
JR: “This is just DESPICABLE!!! Bonito has no right to do this, King.”
The footage fades as we see TB with a sick smile on his face
***
JR: “Welcome to X-WCW Warzone! I’m James Russell and alongside with me is Ranal King. Tonight, we are here at the American Airlines Center at Dallasm, Texas!!! This lone star state wont be lonesome tonight, cause we got the action right here on Warzone!”
RK: “You betcha JR. The crowd is pumped up, Mark Cuban is pumped up…WE are pumped up and I guess the X-WCW wrestlers will be ready to show the people a good time tonight.”
“Medals remix” hits and the crowd starts to boo. Tony Bonito enters the ringside area and prepares for his ring entrance to start. As the crowd chants “Nito…SUCKS!”, he gets up and points to the sky to let the pyros shoot up to the ceiling. Bonito makes his way down the ramp while the crowd continues their tirade on him. He gets into the ring and he is handed over the mic. Bonito attempts to speak, but before he could, the crowd chants “Nitro…SUCKS!”.
RK: “When would they ever stop?!”
The chants die down and Bonito speaks up.
TB: “What happened to the chants guys? You grown tired of it like the Red Sox hopes of being the champs again? *cheap heat* on Nitro, your Olympic hero made his triumphant return to the X-WCW by winning two matches! You know, no one ever did that in their return here in the X-WCW. Let me emphasize that…NO ONE! That is until, I did it on Nitro. I defeated them all in one night! I defeated Blaster, Xille, Ignavus..and I beaten Wolfang into a bloody pulp. On one night, I defeated the best that X-WCW could ever offer right now. So I am telling you all this, NO ONE, can beat me! I am Tony Bonito, DAMMIT! I’m the X-WCW’s ONLY Olympic gold medalist..WOOO!”
RK: “You know what, JR…he has a point..hehehe”
TB: “Now that I am the no. 1 contender for the title, I will be the new UW Champ. Divebomb, you might have that belt right now, but when we face each other in the ring, I’ll destroy you just like I did to Wolfang! So why don’t you come out right now and face me man to man? Don’t worry ‘champ’, I wont make you tap out…well..not tonight.”
With a very confident smirk, Bonito awaits the arrival of the UW champ to the ringside area. But instead, “comfort eagle” plays and D-Extreme enters the stage with TRD right behind him. The crowd gives him a mixed response as TRD hands him the mic.
D-Ex: “Tony, I like your enthusiasm tonight! But I would appreciate it if you would just SHUT UP and GET OUT of MY RING! Your wasting your time, Nito! Divebomb is not here..he is still nursing his injuries he got last time here on Dallas! Champ, if your tuning in right now, I hope you get a speedy recovery! Now back to you…NITO. You either get out of that ring or I will have to MAKE YOU get out.”
TB: “By all means D-Ex, please do. I DARE you to force me out of this ring.”
D-Ex: “Whoa there, Nito! Do not get too excited. When I said that, I meant that TRD would force you out. I cant do that, I’m the GM, DAMMIT! The BoD expects me not to physically harm my wrestlers. But then again, TRD, you don’t need to do that. Cause Bonito, tonight, you will have a match. You are going to face the FORMER TV Champion, Otacon in a special guest referee match!”
The fans make a cheap pop after the match is announced.
D-Ex: “And the special guest referee…his former Outcast partner…TRIPLE D!!!”
JR: “BAH GAWD! DAEDELUS IS BACK!”
RK: “I know Sid is back, but Triple D?! Damn, its like an..an..outcast reunion or something!”
D-Extreme and TRD leave ringside as X-WCW goes to a commercial break
Best of Five series (match 2)
A Double Table Match
StarStorm vs PowerBomb
JR: “We’re back from the commercial break, folks, and no, do NOT adjust your sets! The arena lights are out again!”
RK: “Look! It’s that pesky still on the Wartron again! And this has nothing to do with me, folks, so stop the e-mails!”
Sure enough, the “Who is Grandmaster E?” still appears again, and after about five seconds, it fades into another one which reads “All will be revealed…. on the next Warzone!”
After this, the Wartron fades to black, and the lights return.
JR: “Let the speculation begin, Ladies and Gentlemen!”
RK: “And don’t believe what you read on the dirtsheets either! Even with them, you’re all still idiots!”
A moment later, “n-T-o” blares through the speakers, followed by “No Chance”. StarStorm make their entrance to a loud shower of boos.
TH: “The following is a Double Table Match! In order to win this match, both members of the other team must be slammed through tables! Introducing first: representing the nTo, they are Raven Darkstorm and Vanth Dreadstar – STARSTORM!”
The booing only gets louder as they approach and enter the ring. A short time afterwards, “Rollin’” hits, and both members of PowerBomb make their way out onto the stage, receiving an unexpected ovation from the fans in attendance.
TH: “And their opponents: they are the team of Powermaster Prime and Bombshell – POWERBOMB!”
The cheering intensifies as PowerBomb make their ring entrance.
JR: “Now I’m receiving word that Texas Tornado rules are also in effect here! No tags are needed, which is just what the fans want considering the recent history between these two teams!”
RK: “The all-conquering nTo just wasn’t big enough for both teams, so one of them had to go! And I think the right team was thrown out! Look at them posing for these morons!”
JR: “You just hate the good guys, don’t you?”
RK: “I’m just doing my job.”
JR: “Anyway, StarStorm are one up in this best of 5 series!”
RK: “And after this, they’ll be two up! HA!”
The bell rings to start the match-up, and both teams waste no time in starting to brawl. Raven and PM fight their way into the back left corner, while Vanth and BS brawl in the middle. After a few moments, Vanth gets the upper hand on BS, whipping him to the right ropes and knocking him right to the mat with a hard boot to the face. As BS goes down, Vanth slides out of the ring under the front ropes, reaching below the ring apron for a table.
JR: “Vanth Dreadstar is wasting no time here; he wants a table and he wants it now!”
RK: “Though it has to be set up in the ring for Bombshell to be put through it!”
JR: “True, and once a competitor goes through a table, he is eliminated from the match!”
RK: “Come on StarStorm!”
Having found a table, Vanth pulls it out from under the ring, but by this time, BS is back up. BS climbs onto the front right turnbuckles, nailing Vanth with a flying axe handle smash! This knocks Vanth to the floor, and it enables BS to grab the table and bring it into the ring.
And inside, Raven and PM continue to fight. They tie up, but the much larger PM is far stronger, thus throwing Raven back into the corner with authority! PM follows this move with a succession of running knee lifts and back elbows, and before his last elbow attempt, he sizes his opponent up, giving him a crotch chop and hitting it.
Raven stumbles out of the corner as a result, and with BS having set up the table on the inside, PM kicks Raven in the gut, setting him up for a powerbomb right through it. Vanth tries to re-enter the ring to stop this, but BS cuts him off, knocking Vanth right back to the floor. PM then turns to face the table, hitting the powerbomb and eliminating Raven from the match!
JR: “Yes! That’s the way to give the nTo a taste of its own medicine!”
RK: “Vanth is now in a 2-on-1 situation! This is unfair!”
As the referee orders the shaken Raven to leave the ring, PM and BS turn their attention to Vanth, daring him to re-enter the ring. Vanth hesitates, then he runs around to the back of the ring, trying to catch both PowerBomb members by surprise.
Naturally, this doesn’t work: once Vanth is in, both PowerBomb members are all over him like a rash. They don’t even allow him to stand up as they unleash a flurry of punches and stomps on their considerably smaller opponent. And once Vanth is able to get to his feet, both PowerBomb members whip him into the left ropes, catching him by the throat and hitting a double chokeslam on his rebound!
PM gets up, and he leaves the ring while BS stands. BS continues to pound on the fallen Vanth as PM reaches for a table, and PM brings the table into the ring and sets it up. As the table is stood, BS whips Vanth to the front rope, kicking him in the gut and setting him up for another powerbomb!
He turns to face the table and lifts Vanth into position, but at the very last moment, Vanth is able to reverse the move into a hurricanranna! BS goes through the table, and out of the match!
RK: “Sauce for the goose, JR!”
JR: “OK, King, fair enough!”
Vanth and PM are the remaining combatants as BS is asked to leave the ring. With two tables smashed in the ring, Vanth and PM tie up in the middle, and PM gains the strength advantage quickly, shoving Vanth into the back ropes and flooring him with a stiff clothesline on the rebound.
As PM goes to leave the ring in an attempt to bring a third table into the contest, Vanth gets right up, dropping PM with a drop toe hold and pulling him right into the centre once more. He turns PM onto his back and delivers a nasty wishbone leg splitter to the bigger man, then he proceeds to exit the ring to grab the table himself.
Vanth slips under the left ropes, grabbing a table and sliding it into the ring quickly. Meanwhile, PM gets back to his feet, and he starts to set it up himself! Once he does, he puts it behind him and waits for Vanth to come back into the ring.
Vanth slips in under the left ropes, but PM is on his game. PM keeps Vanth near the mat with another quick succession of punches and stomps, finally bringing Vanth to his feet, locking him in an arm wrench and sending him into the front left corner.
He follows this up by slamming Vanth’s head into the turnbuckle many times, with the crowd counting the slams: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”. And then, he grabs Vanth from behind and hits a hard reverse vertical suplex on him!
However, the move doesn’t go close enough to the table, so PM gets up and makes a Wolfpac-style gesture. Vanth is spent, and he has a hard time getting to his feet. This proves to be futile in any case, as PM quickly puts Vanth in the headscissor position and hits a powerbomb right through the table!
The bell rings to end the match, and PM raises his hand in victory.
TH: “Here are your winners – POWERBOMB!”
And as Terri finishes this announcement, PM asks for her microphone. PM receives the mic and he looks down at his fallen nemesis.
PM: “Now we’re even. And for our next match-up, we’ll have a Street Fight!”
PM throws the microphone down at Vanth, and he leaves the ring.
JR: “Well, that was one hell of an equaliser there!”
RK: “It looks like PowerBomb were right on their game tonight! But if I were them, I wouldn’t get too carried away with this temporary victory!”
JR: “Surprisingly, I agree with you. There’s still a lot of steam in this feud yet!”
RK: “We’ll be back after this!”
Backstage
We go to the GM’s office to see D-Ex sitting down on his desk while he downs another can of beer. He hears someone knocking on the door and he looks at TRD to open the door. TRD opens the door and its Fresh Prince.
D-Ex: “Oh brother….now what?”
D-Ex shakes his head and looks down as FP approaches his desk.
FP: “thnk yo fr givng m te matz tongyt!”
D-Ex: “…….”
FP: “………”
TRD: “……..”
D-Ex: “……..youre welcome. Now TRD, show him the way out.”
TRD smiles and grabs FP by the head and the pants. He lifts FP into the door and tosses him to the outside of the room. TRD looks at D-Ex.
TRD: “All done boss. Oh, so, did my checkup results come in yet?”
D-Ex: “Yeah, and I’m sad to say that they did not clear you yet. It seems like you need about a month more to heal your injury.”
TRD: “I see.”
D-Ex pauses as he hears his phone ringing. TRD picks it up and answers it.
TRD: “Hello? Boss, its for you.”
D-Ex: *receives the phone* “Yes? I know, I know! The problem is, that is what the agreement was and I cannot take that out. You got to get out of it somehow ok? I know you, your too smart to be held down by something like this. So, can I expect you to return soon? I’m glad to hear that.”
D-Ex hangs up and looks at TRD.
D-Ex: “Give me a beer.”
TRD gets the beer, but he doesn’t give it to D-Ex.
TRD: “So boss, who was that?”
D-Ex: “None of your concern, now give me my beer.”
TRD: “Yes sir.”
TRD hands the beer and D-Ex chugs it down. He looks at his desk and mutters something as we go back to ringside.
X-WCW TV Championship
R.E. Rage vs TGO (c)
“Bad Company” hits, and The Great One makes his entrance to a warm welcome.
TH: “The following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the X-WCW TV Championship! Introducing first: the current champion – THE GREAT ONE!”
But TGO’s approach to the ring is rudely interrupted, as R.E. Rage runs out behind him, taking him down on the entrance ramp with a tough clothesline from behind!
JR: “What a cowardly tactic that is!”
RK: “Well, you couldn’t expect anything less from Rage, could you?”
JR: “I hope he has the good sense to get to the ring, so this match can start properly!”
RK: “Fair call! I think Rage needs a new TV anyway!”
Rage continues to pound on the back of TGO, not allowing him to get up for at least ten seconds. After this beating, Rage backs up, and once TGO rises, Rage grabs him in an arm wrench and hurls him toward the ring. He releases the hold, and TGO slips into the ring under the left ropes.
Rage follows suit, and the bell rings to officially start the match. Rage rips the TV Title belt off TGO’s waist and goes to hit him with it, but the referee threatens him with disqualification, so he backs down.
Rage throws the belt to one side, and TGO makes maximum use of the distraction, spearing Rage to the mat and nailing him with several stiff punches while he’s down. With Rage smarting from the blows, TGO goes for a People’s Elbow, but Rage rolls out of the way in time, causing TGO to fall awkwardly on his right elbow.
As TGO goes down, Rage goes for a very sneaky rollup pin.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “What a great victory that could’ve been!”
JR: “A CHEAP one, you mean.”
RK: “Whatever!”
TGO springs to his feet, catching the rising Rage and dropping him into a stiff spinebuster, following the move with a Boston crab!
JR: “MY GOD! What a recovery!”
RK: “But his ring positioning is atrocious! The more experienced Rage will be able to make it to the ropes easily!”
After about 30 or 40 seconds, Rage is able to claw his way to the bottom left rope, grabbing it and breaking the hold.
But TGO is not daunted by this, and he allows Rage to get up again. Once he does, he clotheslines Rage against the ropes, whipping him back to the right ropes on the first rebound and catching him with a quick DDT on the second rebound! He goes for another pinfall on the downed Rage.
RK: “1…. 2…. CLOSE!”
JR: “NOW Rage wants to be courageous. Now I’ve seen everything!”
Rage gets up, and as TGO goes to deliver an axe handle smash to Rage’s back, Rage brings TGO to his knees with a low blow, which goes unseen by the referee.
JR: “Come on ref! That should be a DQ right there!”
RK: “He can’t act upon what he can’t see, JR!”
JR: “Well, at least two thirds of the fans in attendance saw that, King!”
RK: “And so did all the viewers at home, but who gives a crap about them anyway?”
Rage rolls TGO up for another pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. THANK GOD!”
RK: “That was close!”
An enraged TGO gets up, and Rage follows him. Both men trade punches for about ten seconds before tying up in the middle of the ring, and after five seconds, TGO manages to place Rage into a headscissor position, hooking both his arms and hitting a double underhook piledriver on Rage. The crowd launches into a “Say hey, ho, TGO – say hey ho TGO!” chant as he pauses, then he hits Rage with an elbow drop and a pinfall attempt.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “R.E. Rage is showing more balls in this match than he has in his entire career to date! Not many people could kick out of a piledriver like that one!”
Slowly but surely, Rage gets up, but as he does so, TGO climbs up the back right turnbuckles, and once Rage turns to face him, TGO launches into a missile dropkick. However, the move misses its mark: Rage sidesteps it, causing TGO to fall on his side painfully.
Rage seizes the opportunity to turn TGO on his stomach and lock him in a surfboard hold, but both men are far too close to the front ropes, and after about 20 seconds in the hold, TGO manages to put his right foot on the bottom one.
Nevertheless, Rage releases the hold, and as TGO sits up, Rage flips into a flipover neck whip. Rage then goes for his third rollup pin.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “Will Rage ever learn that rollup pins don’t work 9 times out of 10!”
RK: “They DO in WWE!”
JR: “This is NOT WWE. Remember that!”
Both TGO and Rage get up, and Rage tries to whip TGO into the back right corner, but TGO reverses the move, sending Rage face first into the turnbuckles. TGO charges at Rage, nailing him with a hard spear in the corner, and he follows this by placing Rage in the Tree of Woe.
While TGO continues to inflict pain on Rage, a familiar face appears on the stage: it is Big Dog.
JR: “Oh no. What on Earth is Big Dog doing here?”
RK: “And more importantly, who’s he going to attack?”
As Big Dog awaits a gap, TGO winds up his attack on the cornered Rage, allowing him to fall to the mat. He then signals for one of his finishers – his face first chokeslam – as Rage rises again. Once Rage is standing, TGO hits the move with authority, but he does not go for the final pin. Instead, TGO brings the tired Rage to his feet once again, setting him up for another of his patented finishing moves: a top rope powerbomb.
This proves to be a fatal mistake: Big Dog charges down to the ring unseen by the referee. As TGO flips Rage up in the back right corner for the devastating finisher, Big Dog runs up behind him, hiding himself from the referee and nailing TGO with a low blow, bringing him crotch first to the turnbuckle. Rage falls free, and Big Dog drops to the floor before the referee can spot him.
And with TGO in great pain from the crash, Rage drags TGO into the middle of the ring and goes for the final pin of the match.
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! We have a new TV champ!”
JR: “Yeah! Big Dog! That little bitch!”
Rage gets up and celebrates his win as the referee passes him the TV Title belt.
TH: “Here’s your winner – and the NEW X-WCW TV Champion – R.E. RAGE!”
The fans boo him heavily. Soon, Big Dog joins Rage in the ring, and they beat down the fallen TGO without mercy!
JR: “How typical! Talk about adding insult to injury!”
RK: “Luckily for you, it won’t last long, because here comes Karl Baller!”
Sure enough, Karl Baller races to the ring from the back to assist TGO. He storms the ring, and both Big Dog and Rage turn around only to be knocked down by a mean looking double clothesline! After a few seconds, Big Dog and Rage get up again, but Baller is ready for them: he clotheslines Rage out of the ring on the front side, then he vaults the running Big Dog right out of the ring on the left side!
JR: “BAH GAWD! BALLER IS CLEANIN HOUSE!!!”
After this, he helps TGO to his feet, and they embrace while Big Dog and Rage regroup and leave for the backstage area.
JR: “I’m relieved there was a LITTLE justice at the end!”
RK: “And D-Extreme will have to open up the good old nTo cheque book for another new TV! And there’s plenty more action where that came from; stay with us!”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as KB and TGO leave the ring.
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and the camera pans over to the announce booth.
JR: “Welcome back to Warzone! Earlier, GM D-Extreme said that Divebomb will not be here tonight. However ladies and gents, we got a chance to speak with the X-WCW Champ before we went live. We will show you, the footage from the X-WCW earlier today.”
The WARtron shows the following footage
***
X-WCW Studios
We go to the X-WCW studios to see JR sitting on one chair and the X-WCW UW Champ sitting on the other. The camera zooms in on JR as he starts to speak.
JR: "Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the X-WCW studios. Today, we are here with the X-WCW Ultimate World Champion, Divebomb. So Divebomb, how was it like to get that X-WCW UW belt back into your hands by the end of Starrcade: Xtreme?"
DB: "JR, my whole goal here is to be the best. I fight week in and week out. I sweat and bleed battle. My whole life is proving that I am the best. So by The End of the night, when I had my hand raised in victory, the pride and knowing that I was the best was unbelievable. This title signifies all that I have worked so hard for and now it just feels like a weight has been lifted off my back."
JR: "During the last show, 8 men aimed for your title and in the end…it was Tony Bonito who lasted the other 7. Do you have any thoughts on the returning Tony Bonito, and the impact he has made during his return?"
DB: "As I have stated before, everybody thinks he made an impact. Everyone! But they all seem to forget who he is. He has had a troubled past with them and knows full well that other than them, I am his only true competition. He came back when he saw a loop hole in the stips and used that to get rid of everyone worth while in his way to this....Pats the belt....But he seems to remember a time when I wasn't as.....experienced, as I am now. He's got a shot at me now and I for one can't wait to show him just how much experience has taught me."
JR: "Now moving ahead, some people do not know about this but, you currently have a back injury that you sustained on 2NLW's PPV. Since you were not cleared to wrestle last Nitro and also tonight...is there any hope for the X-WCW champ to fight in the ring on the next show?"
DB: "JR, my back isn't what it should be at the moment. But by hell or high water I will do everything I can to get back into that ring on the next show and don't worry the man that caused the slight....discomfort, I am experiencing at the moment."
JR: "Well, thank you for the interview, Mr. Divebomb. But before we go, any parting words to the fans at home?"
DB: "Just one. Wether you love me or hate me, I am The World Champ and there's no one here that can change that."
***
The Footage fades and we go back to the ringside area with JR and RK.
RK: “Its too bad the champ is out for tonight, but I can feel it in my veins that somehow..he is gonna be back on Nitro!”
JR: “I have a feeling that he will, King. Right now, lets check out the next match!”
X-WCW Xtreme Championship
Triple Ladder Match
Big Dog vs Karl Baller vs Judge Death
TH: “The following match is for the X-WCW Xtreme Title!”
”Ima Hustla” plays on the PA Systems and Karl Baller comes out to ringside wearing a Rolando Blackman jersey.
TH: “Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania..KARL BALLER!!!”
KB goes down the ramp as he starts to rap
KB: “I’M HERE NOW….AND IN RECORDS TIME I’M TAKIN DIS TITLE AND GOIN FROM RAGS TO RICH/
ALL I GOTTA DO IS BEAT A POORLY FED MAN AND A SMALL DOG WE ALL CALL (he points the mic to the fans and they scream “LITTLE BITCH”)
SEE DA KIDS BACK IN DA RING GETTING A ANANOREXIC EXECUTED SO HE'S TAKIN HIS FINAL BREATHE/
CUZ I'M DA JUDGE AND JURY OF DIS COUTROOM AND SADLY DA VERDICT SAYS DAT YOURE JUDGED FOR DEATH/
I'M ABOVE DA BEST, THINK OF ME AS A PROSECUTER IN HIS PRIME/
BIG DOG IS LOCKED IN DIS DOG HOUSE, SO NO ONE IS SAVIN YOU DIS TIME/
I’M GRAVIN YOU WIT DIS RHYME, KILLIN ALL WHO OPPOSE DA KID/
KB’S ALL AROUND BETTER DEN DEEZE 2 YALL KNOW WHO YOU SUPPOSE TO BID/
D-EX CHOSE ME TO GET RID OF JD’S SMALL AND UNCANNY WINNIN STREAK/
NOT ONLY WILL I WIN, I GET TO CLIMB DIS LADDER (points to it) AND I GET TO TAKE AND HAVE DIS SHINY TITLE TO KEEP (points at the xtreme title)/
SHORT, MIDDLE OR STEEP YALL AINT STOPIN BALLER AND BY ROYAL DECREE/
KB WILL NOW BE DA NEW X-TREME CHAMP AND I’M TEACHIN 2 MORE STUDENTS OF DA MAN THEY CANT SEE/”
KB slides into the ring to wait for his opponents.
JR: “I see big things for this kid, King.”
RK: “You do? I see a lotta things for this kid, JR! Well…winning isn’t one of them though.”
“Stupify” by Disturbed plays throughout the entire arena and Big Dog enters the stage.
TH: “From Knoxville, Tennessee…….B IG DOG!!!”
The fans boo Big Dog as he cockily makes his way down the ramp. BD makes his way up the steel steps but he stops as he hears someone shouting at him. BD turns to the crowd and flips the bird at them before he enters the ring. The ladder is seen outside the ring as BD’s music rages on.
JR: “That was just rude of Big Dog!”
RK: “Rude?! The fan shouted at him. Now I think THAT was rude!”
Big Dog enters the ring and he points at KB while he talks some trash. KB stays on his corner and just stares into BD coldly. “Out of the silent planet” by Iron Maiden plays and JD enters the ringside area.
TH: “And from Glasgow, he is the X-WCW Xtreme Champion. Please welcome…JUDGE DEATH!!!”
The JD gets a mixed response from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp.
JR: “Judge Death won an impressive match on Nitro, King. He defeated Fresh Prince in a hell’s kitchen match.”
RK: “You tell me, I wish it was ME who drove that retard into that flaming table.”
JD takes off his helmet and places it on top of the steel steps. He slides into the ring and looks at the other two men who he shall face. JD leans on the corner behind him and awaits for the ring to bell.
JR: “All three men are in the ring right now, King, and the match might start anytime soon.”
The bell rings and KB and BD slug it out inside the ring. Judge Death looks on as both KB and BD continue to beat the other man senseless.
JR: “Big Dog and Karl Baller have been exchanging some heated words before the event and right now, they are exchanging some heated punches.”
RK: “Your telling me, JR. These two men just HATE each other right now. Well, even though I KNEW they hated each other before this match even started”
Big Dog blocks a punch from Baller and kicks him hard on the gut. Big Dog scoops KB up and hits a bodyslam. JD slides to the outside of the ring and he picks up the ladder. JD tosses the ladder inside the ring before he slides back. Big Dog picks up Baller and delivers some hard clubs to the back of the head. He whips Baller onto the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Baller ducks. KB bounces off the other end and takes Big Dog down with a shoulder block. Meanwhile, we see JD placing the ladder on the corner.
JR: “While the two men are busy fighting each other, it seems like Judge Death has a plan.”
RK: “Yeah, watch the other two wear each other out and then climb up. It sounds corny to me, but it might be a good strategy.”
Judge Death joins Karl Baller as he picks up Big Dog. They send BD into the ropes and they catch him with a double back elbow to the face. BD is picked up by JD and he sends him into the corner where the ladder was placed. The sound of BD’s back slapping the metal upon impact, echoes throughout the building. KB doesn’t look like he is done yet as he charges at BD on the corner. Unfortunately for Baller, Big Dog falls down on the mat and KB goes face first onto the steel ladder.
RK: “DAMN! I pity Baller, JR. If its not the fact that he cant win, it’s the fact that he is just unlucky.”
JR: “Baller sure did got the short end of the stick right there, King.”
Baller turns around and does a Ric Flair esique flop onto the mat. JD picks up KB and sends him over the ropes and onto the outside. Judge Death grabs the ladder from the corner and goes to the center of the ring. He sets up the ladder and is about to climb up, until Big Dog hits a hard axehandle smash on the back of JD. JD goes down on all fours and Big Dog follows it up with a hard knee lift on the ribs of JD. Big Dog looks at the ladder and he starts to climb up.
RK: “Big Dog is climbing up the ladder right now, JR!”
JR: “Well, he better look behind him, cause I can see KB has brought something with him on his way back to the ring!”
We see KB back in the ring with a steel chair and he smacks it at the back of Big Dog. Big Dog falls down to the mat after he tried to climb the ladder. Judge Death gets to his feet, but Baller smacks him over the head with the chair. JD goes down again and Karl Baller raises the chair in the air as he feeds from the cheers of the fans.
RK: “These people sure love Baller. But in the end, he might lose and they will start kicking his ass because of it.”
Baller tosses the chair to the outside before he climbs up the ladder. Unbeknownst to him, Big Dog starts to climb the other side of the ladder. Baller is on the final ladder step of his side and is about to go to the top, until, he sees Big Dog infront of him. Both men start to punch the other one on the ladder. Big Dog hits a hard haymaker that stuns KB momentarily. BD hits another haymaker to KB and he shoves KB down to the mat.
JR: “After one hard shot to the face, Karl Baller just got shoved down to the mat. I just hope Big Dog didn’t break the spine of KB after that hard landing back to the ring.”
Big Dog finally stands on the top of the ladder and he attempts to get the Xtreme title. To his dismay, JD attempted to get to his feet while he holds onto the ladder. In that attempt, JD accidentally tips the ladder, making Big Dog fall crotch-first onto the top rope.
RK: “OUCH! That has got to hurt a lot, JR! I have been in that position before, but man, never from the top of the ladder.”
JR: “Big Dog is in a precarious position right now, King.”
JD gets up and grabs the ladder from the mat. Judge Death looks at BD for a while, before he looks at the ladder in his hands. Within a few seconds, we see JD ramming the ladder onto BD, forcing the challenger to topple to the outside of the ring.
JR: “JD just smacked that ladder onto the face of BD, and Big Dog just fell to the outside!”
RK: “Damn, JR! I think Judge Death is not letting KB or BD to have an easy time with him in this Xtreme title match.”
Outside the ring, we see Big Dog not moving on the ground. We go back inside the ring to see Judge Death setting up the ladder to the center of the ring yet again. JD finally sets it in place and starts to climb up the ladder.
RK: “The skinny turd is starting to climb up that ladder, JR! I actually gained respect for him.”
JR: “You have?”
RK: “Yeah, cause he completely drove that retard through a flaming table last time.”
JD is on the top of the ladder right now. He reaches for the belt, but he stops as he notices KB making his way up on the other side of the ladder. As soon as KB is on the top of the ladder, Judge Death hits him hard with a headbutt. KB is dazed on the ladder and JD grabs him by the neck before he initiates the Touch of Death on KB.
JR: “THE TOUCH OF DEATH!!!”
RK: “Baller is trying to fight it off, JR, but it seems JD has it locked…inside the mouth of his opponent…ew…”
JR: “BUT LOOK AT THAT KING…ITS BIG DOG WITH ANOTHER LADDER!!!”
BD sets up a ladder beside the ladder where KB and JD are and starts to climb it. As soon as Big Dog is on the third step of his ladder he kicks the other ladder and it tips over. Both KB and JD fall off the ladder and the Touch of death is finally broken. Both men fall to the outside of the ring. Big Dog reaches out for the Xtreme title and he got it. He unhooks the belt from the rafters and the bell rings.
TH: “The winner and NEW X-WCW Xtreme Champion….BIG DOG!!!”
Big Dog’s theme song hits the PA System as he holds the X-WCW Xtreme title high in the air as he stays on the top of the ladder. The crowd boos heavily at the X-WCW Xtreme champ as he makes his way down the ladder. The cameras pan over to the announce table for James Russell and Randal King.
RK: “JR, that was one hell of a surprise! I thought Big Dog didn’t even have the energy to get himself up after that brutal ladder shot to the side of his head. But, JR, HE DID IT ALRIGHT!!! He even got the Xtreme title as well.”
JR: “That was an amazing feat made there by Big Dog. But upnext, it’s a 6 man tag match! Don’t go away, Warzone will be right back!”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
6 Man Tag Team Match
TG Stylez, Fresh Prince & The Renegade vs Lone Wolf,
Hell Guardian & Warrior
“Out West” hits, and Team Renegade make their way to the ring to virtually no crowd response.
TH: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Six-Man Tag Team Match, and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: the team of TG Stylez, Fresh Prince and The Renegade – TEAM RENEGADE!”
A short time after their ring entrance, “Slave New World” blares through the PA system. A moment later, three menacing figures – known collectively as Purgatory – stride down the entrance ramp to the ring. Again, there is no response from the crowd.
TH: “And their opponents: the team of Lone Wolf, The Warrior and Hell’s Guardian – PURGATORY!”
The three Purgatory members enter the ring.
RK: “Oh my God! Look at the size of Hell’s Guardian!”
JR: “According to my stats, he’s 7 feet 7 inches tall! And that’s WITHOUT wrestling boots! But does he have the talent to match? Only time will tell!”
The bell rings, and Stylez and LW start the match for their teams. They tie up in the middle, but neither man is able to take the strength advantage, so Stylez breaks it with a roundhouse kick. LW catches it, so Stylez goes for an Enziguri kick that takes LW to the mat.
While LW is down, Stylez grabs both his legs, nailing him with a wishbone leg splitter, followed by a falling headbutt to the groin. He then grabs LW’s legs again and flips over him into a pinning position.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “What an innovative move that was!”
LW gets up, and Stylez tries to whip him, but LW reverses the move, sending Stylez hurtling toward Team Renegade’s corner. Stylez tags FP into the contest, and both men unleash a flurry of punches and kicks on LW before the referee orders Stylez to leave the ring.
FP then hits a sunset flip on LW, flipping him over into the centre of the ring. And as LW sits up, FP is quick to lock him in a sleeper hold!
RK: “Wow! Another bold move there!”
JR: “Don’t tell me it’s going to end here! I want to see that giant in action!”
FP keeps the sleeper hold locked in, and after another fifteen seconds, the referee raises LW’s hand. It falls, leading to the count of one, and the process is repeated, leading to the two count. However, LW’s hand doesn’t fall a third time: he starts to fight back with a succession of elbows to FP’s midsection, and after this, both men get to their feet.
FP releases the hold, and LW uses the front ropes for leverage as he charges into a Lou Thesz press, followed by a series of punches. He then goes to his corner, tagging Warrior into the contest.
Warrior enters the ring, taking FP by the right arm, bringing him to his feet, and dropping him with a single arm DDT. Warrior turns FP over and goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “There’s still a fair way to go in this one! And the giant Hell’s Guardian has yet to make his presence felt!”
Warrior brings FP to his feet once more, placing him in a headscissor position and hooking both of his arms. Warrior goes for a double underhook powerbomb, but FP reverses the move into a back body drop, dropping Warrior right on his back. This gives FP enough time to race to his corner and tag Renegade into the match. Without hesitation, Renegade climbs the back right turnbuckles, waiting for Warrior to stand before knocking him right back down to the mat with a flying clothesline!
RK: “FP tagged out…WHAT A PUSSY!!!”
Renegade pauses, then he elbow drops Warrior before his first pinfall attempt of the contest.
RK: “1…. 2…. CLOSE!”
JR: “A pretty even contest so far, but will it stay even once Hell’s Guardian hits the ring?”
Warrior gets up and runs to tag the 7’7” giant into the contest, but Renegade is determined to prevent this. He grabs Warrior by his right foot, causing Warrior to fall flat on his face, and Renegade locks him in a half crab submission hold. Renegade’s positioning is almost perfect, and as Warrior tries to turn free, Renegade nullifies every attempt by turning with him.
HG prepares to step into the ring to break the hold himself, but the referee threatens him with a DQ. Meanwhile, Warrior is finally able to reach the bottom back rope, but Renegade refuses to release the hold until the referee orders him to do so.
Once Warrior gets up, Renegade continues to pound on him, but with a quick poke in the eyes, Warrior is able to break away and finally tag the giant HG into the match. As soon as Renegade turns to face him, he backs away in sheer awe.
This sensation only lasts a few seconds, though, and Renegade charges at him with every ounce of speed. HG, however, simply catches him with both hands, lifting him ten feet in the air and dropping him into a military press slam from hell!
JR: “What pure, unrestrained power!”
RK: “For once, I’m in full agreement!”
HG waits for Renegade to stand, then he boots Renegade in the gut, placing him into a suplex predicament. He then hits a front brainbuster on his much smaller opponent, which causes the entire ring to shake, going for a pinfall immediately afterwards.
RK: “1…. 2….. and nine tenths!”
JR: “Renegade was VERY lucky to kick out there!”
Renegade gets up slowly, but HG is just warming up. As soon as Renegade faces HG again, HG reaches out for him, grabbing his left arm and whipping him into the back left corner. HG tries to follow this move with a running knee lift in the corner, but Renegade pulls the referee right into his path, causing HG to knock the referee out cold.
Renegade and his teammates take maximum advantage of this, with Renegade telling them to grab a table. Both FP and Stylez reach under the ring apron for a table, grabbing it and sliding it into the ring.
Seeing this, LW and Warrior come around to the other side of the ring to face FP and Stylez, but they have another plan for this: they reach into their pants, pulling out sets of brass knuckles. And once the Purgatory members attack the Team Renegade members, the trap is set: both LW and Warrior are knocked out cold in a very short space of time.
Meanwhile, HG resumes his attack on Renegade, but as HG whips Renegade toward the right side of the ring, both FP and Stylez enter the ring and pick up the table. Renegade reverses the whip, sending HG toward FP and Stylez, who smash the table right over HG’s cranium!
A few seconds later, FP and Stylez clear the ring, taking the smashed table fragments with them, and the referee regains consciousness in time to count Renegade’s final pinfall on his colossal opponent.
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! What an upset!”
JR: “Don’t you DARE say that it was a fair and just victory!”
Renegade raises his fist in victory.
TH: “Here are your winners – TEAM RENEGADE!”
The fans – who have been subdued during the match – now erupt into a loud collective boo.
JR: “I’ll be damned if these guys ever win titles! Purgatory had this match won, in my book!”
RK: “Well, David DID beat Goliath in the Bible, JR!”
JR: “But at least HE fought FAIRLY, King, unlike some people!”
RK: “Whatever. We’ll be back in a moment!”
Sandy Drake vs BBB
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and we see “The Young One” Sandy Drake is already inside the ring and plays the crowd. We go to the commentary position to see James Russell and Randal King.
JR: “WELCOME BACK TO WARZONE! Right now, we will have the match between Sandy ‘The Young One’ Drake and Bruno Brazilian Badass!”
RK: “These two up and coming guys have it all, JR! Let me tell you, at the developmental territory, Drake is one of the fast learners I had there. Bruno, he is like the second coming of D-Ex, except…he is black.”
JR: “I hope you wont judge him for his color again, King. Cause he might be here for a long time…and we might get filed into a ‘racism’ case thanks to you.”
RK: “Thanks to me…that tall Brazilian guy actually GOT to this roster! Who did you think taught him to speak English? ME! Who do you think thought him how to wrestle in that territory? ME! Who did you think told him the difference of Penthouse magazine from Playboy Magazine..OF COURSE…ME!”
JR: “Oh…I give up!”
We go to the ring to see Terri Hotbody the second, with a mic in her hands.
TH: “The following singles match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Already in the ring..Sandy ‘the young one’ Drake!”
The camera pans over to the ringside area as “move bitch” by ludacris hits the speakers. After a few seconds, we see “The Tall Lean, Mean Brazilian Ass-kicking Machine” entering ringside.
TH: “Introducing his opponent…BRUNO BRAZILIAN BADASS!!!”
Triple B goes down the ring ramp and behind him, we see a couple of women in bikini. As he stands outside the ring, he slowly turns his attention to the scantly clad women in bikini that joined him and grins.
RK: “LOOK JR!!! HE HAS A COUPLE OF NICE WOMEN WITH HIM! OH YEAH!”
Triple B does a fine imitation of Val Venis as he puts his hands at the back of his head and starts to do a sexy sway for the two ladies. After dancing, he gives the two a kiss on the cheek.
RK: “I guess the dancing was not that good, but if he keeps brining in theses fine ladies, I wont mind!”
JR: “*face palms* oh brother!”
Triple B enters the ring and looks at The Young One from across the ring. The bell rings and Sandy Drake quickly runs towards the tall Brazilian. Drake ducks a clothesline from Triple B and he sends him staggering with a hard kick to the chin. Drake springs himself from the second rope and connects with a springboard dropkick to the face of Triple B to take him down.
JR: “In the early going, it seems like Drake has found a way to make the tall man go down. Drake starts to stomp down on Bruno Brazilian Badass.”
After a while of getting stomped down, Triple B gets up. Triple B hits a hard elbow shot to the face of Drake and he sends him towards the ropes. Triple B catches Drake and takes him down with a hard big boot to the face.
RK: “Big boot by the big guy! Damn, that might have broken the rookie’s face into pieces.”
JR: “Triple B picks up The Young One, but Drake rolls him up for the pin! 1..2…NO! The big man kicks out and he looks pissed off!”
Triple B glares at Sandy Drake before he chokes him with both hands. While he chokes Drake, the referee helplessly tries to break up the choke. The referee counts up to five and tells Triple B to let go. However, Triple B would have none of it and continues to choke the living lights out of Sandy Drake. The referee had no choice but to ring the bell.
TH: “The winner as a result of a disqualification…THE YOUNG ONE!!!”
After hearing that announcement, Triple B lets go and looks at the referee. He starts to argue with the referee and he grabs him by the throat.
RK: “This tall guy sure has one hell of a temper, JR. He is choking the life outta the referee right now. TERRI RUN TO ME..I WILL SAVE YOU!!!”
Triple B stops choking the ref as he sees Terri Hotbody II outside the ring and he approaches her. He gets to the outside and grabs the mic from her hands.
BBB: “Yo know….what? I think you look hot, baby! How about you and me get eat out after the show eh? What you say?”
TH: “uhm…I…”
BBB: “No matter, the chocolate god of love shall answer that for you…OF COURSE YOU WOULD! I shall see you later…”
Triple B backs away from TH II and gives her a flying kiss. He turns around and he joins the two ladies in bikini up the ramp to head for the backstage area.
RK: “Wait…THAT GUY is going to take out Terri Hotbody II? HOW ABOUT ME TERRI?!”
JR: “Oh brother..well folks, X-WCW will be back after these messages.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as a couple of road agents go into the ring to check on The Young One and the referee.
Backstage
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and we see Cole Ryan in the backstage area.
CR: "We are here backstage with Ignavus."
Strangely, however, Ignavus is nowhere to be seen. Cole realizes this a second later, and bends over, off camera.
He stands up, and pulls the sleeping Igz up by the collar off his feet. Ryan slaps him a bit, and he wakes up.
CR: "So much for professionalism. Igz, last night, we saw you in that double four match. Infact, some say it was the best match of the night, aside from the main event. How was it like to battle Blaster, Xille and Tony Bonito in the same match?"
Igz: "Glorytastic? Fantasical? Greatomestic?"
CR: "You just made all those words up."
Igz: "Oh... really?"
CR: "Yes."
Igz: "Then... ah.... it was fun to be in the match, even worth the effort. I got to outlast the dude who was half the main event for Starcade, and even pin Xille. I really think I should get Bonito to follow me around everywhere and do all my... "work"... for me."
CR: "As always, Igz, you are completely irrelevant and innapropriate. Tonight, you and Xille shall be facing each other for hte first time since your break up. Any thoughts going into the match? Infact, do you have anything to say to your former partner before you leave this backstage area and head for the ring?"
Igz: "I'm gonna murdalate him!"
CR: "You just made that word up, too."
Igz: "You're no fun. Let's see... words for X. Well, people have always considered him the ultimate underdog, the man that never says die and never surrenders... but now thats all gotten into his head. Now people think I don't stand a chance... now I'm the underdog. I guess we're gonna find out who's better."
CR: "Some serious words from Ignavus.."
Igz: "And then I can take a nap!"
CR: "...except not really. Back to the ring!"
Xille vs Igz
We go back to the ringside area where the camera pans over to the announce table.
JR: “Ignavus is still his usual self, King. But will he exert the same energy on this match?”
RK: “How should I know? I don’t like both of them that much, but it was sad to see them split up. I mean, they had something going there, JR! Heck, I bet they could have been the Ultimate Tag Champs right now. But then again, two gigantic egos cant fit into one team.”
“It's so real”
“How I Fee”
“Cause this society”
”That makes a man wanna kill”
“Lapdance” by NERD hits the speakers and Xille enters the ringside area to the boos of the fans.
TH: “Introducing first, from Lancaster, OH….XILLE!”
Xille makes his way down the ramp with a cocky smile on his face. He ignores the booing and the sneering of the fans as he stops in the middle of the ring and dashes down the ramp before he slides into the ring. He goes to the top rope and poses for the crowd, who doesn’t seem to like him.
JR: “The fans are showing what they feel about this wrestler, King.”
Xille makes his way down the corner and waits for his opponent while he stretches using the ropes.
“Clint Eastwood” by The Gorillaz plays throughout the arena and Ignavus makes his way down the ramp.
TH: “And his opponent, from Simsbury CT….IGNAVUS!”
Igz gets a round of cheers from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. Inside the ring, we see Xille having a scowl on his face as he watches his former partner making his way to the ring. As soon as Ignavus slides into the ring, Xille runs at him and starts to stomp down on him. The bell rings and Xille continues to stomp down on his partner, who slowly gets to his feet.
JR: “Xille got the unfair advantage to start off this match and he picks up Ignavus. Xille hits a couple of rights to the face of Ignavus, and Igz fights back with a couple of his own. X hits one hard knee strike to the gut of Igz and sends him to the ropes. Xille goes for a spinning heel kick but Ignavus avoids it. X turns around and he gets a dropkick to the face for the effort.”
Xille gets to his feet and Ignavus smacks him hard with an elbow smash to the face. Xille staggers back to the corner and Ignavus follows him there. Ignavus delivers some chops to Xille on the corner, but somehow, Xille grabs Igz and sends him to the corner instead. Xille starts to chop the chest of Ignavus in the corner. Xille backs away and charges at the corner for a corner dropkick. However, Ignavus gets out of the way and Xille kicks the top turnbuckle. The kick to the turnbuckle sends Xille to backflip and Ignavus grabs him from behind with a waistlock.
JR: “Ignavus avoided that corner dropkick and he has Xille in a waistlock. Ignavus tries to go for a German Suplex, but Xille hits Igz with a hard elbow to the face. Xille goes behind Ignavus and he goes for a backdrop. Ignavus flips out of it and lands behind Xille. Ignavus pushes Xille to the corner and then he rolls him up for the pin. 1..2..Wait…Xille reverses the roll up..1..2..KICKOUT BY IGZ!”
RK: “These two seem to be evenly match, JR! I think its gonna be a while before this match ends.”
Both men get up at the same time and they lock up on each other. Ignavus locks in an arm wrench on Xille, but Xille reverses the submission hold. Xille goes behind Ignavus while the submission move is locked. Ignavus goes down to his knees and Xille locks on an arm bar on Ignavus’ locked arm. Ignavus slowly gets to his feet and reverses the move. Before Igz could do that, Xille hits a hard kick to the mid-section on his former partner. Xille goes for a vertical suplex, but Ignavus blocks the attempt. Ignavus uses this opportunity to deliver his triple suplex combination on Xille.
JR: “Ignavus blocks the suplex and he hits the caffeine buzz on Xille! Those triple suplex combination seems to be working well for the almighty slacker, King.”
RK: “Your telling me, Xille is down on the mat as we speak.”
Ignavus drags Xille near to the ropes and he goes to the apron. Ignavus springs himself from the apron to deliver a springboard legdrop, but he misses as Xille gets out of the way.
RK: “That was one awkward landing there, JR!”
JR: “Xille avoided that legdrop by Ignavus, and he slowly gets to his feet. Ignavus, on his way up, gets a hard club to the back by his former partner. Xille hits another hard club to the back before he sends him into the corner.”
Xille follows Ignavus into the corner, but Ignavus jumps up to the top rope and delivers the Doldrum.
JR: “Ignavus takes Xille by surprise as he hits the DOLDRUM! Both men are down on the mat, King, and I am not sure who is gonna get up first.”
RK: “I don’t care actually, JR. I do enjoy these two guys beating the hell outta each other because of the reason that one might get beaten up TOO MUCH and would be gone for a while HAHAHA!”
Both men are still down as the referee counts them down. As soon as the referee has reached the ‘7’ count, we see both men getting to their feet. Before the ten count could be made, Ignavus and Xille are up on their feet and slowly turn around to see the other. Both men charge at each other and take each other out with dual clotheslines
RK: “Hahah..oh my! This is just amusing, they are down YET AGAIN, JR!”
JR: “They almost took the other’s head off with those clotheslines, King. But yes, they are down on the mat yet again.”
The referee starts a new 10 count and we see both men stirring up at ‘5’. Ignavus gets himself up by using the ring ropes, while Xille leans on the nearby corner. Ignavus slowly approaches Xille on the corner and picks him up. Xille sends Igz out of the way as he delivers a face rake. Igz staggers for a while as Xille delivers some hard punches to his body. Xille backs Ignavus into the ropes before he sends him to the other side of the ring. Ignavus bounces off the ropes and Xille takes him down with a hurracanrana.
JR: “Xille connects with a hurracanrana on Ignavus. Xille turns around and he delivers a standing moonsault.”
RK: “Here is the pin, JR 1..2..NO! The slacker somehow gets his arm up there. He may be lazy, but I think he doesn’t wanna lose to his former partner at this stage of the match.”
Xille gets to his feet and argues with the referee about the count. While Xille is busy with the referee, Ignavus slowly gets to his feet and hits a hard forearm to the back of Xille’s head. Xille goes down on all fours while Ignavus bounces off the ropes. Ignavus reaches Xille and delivers a hard basement dropkick to the face of his former partner. Xille holds his face in pain and rolls out of the ring.
JR: “That was one hard kick to the face of Xille, King. I think he could have been busted open with that kick to the forehead.”
RK: “I aint too sure JR. Afterall, its just a dropkick to th…OH MY GOD..HE IS BLEEDING!”
Outside the ring, we see Xille getting himself up while the camera zooms in on his bloodied face. The camera zooms out as we see Ignavus inside the ring, just looking at his former partner. Xille gets to his feet, but he soon stumbles down again and holds his bloodied head. Ignavus finally leaves the ring and goes towards Xille. He picks Xille up and he delivers some punches to the head of Xille. Xille soon fights back and delivers some punches of his own to Ignavus. While both men brawl to the outside, the referee starts to count them.
JR: “Both men are exchanging punches outside the ring right now, King! “
RK: “They better listen to the referee’s count, cause it already past the 5 count mark.”
The referee counts to 6 and both men are now brawling up the ramp. By the count of 9, it seems like both men still want to brawl up the stage. The referee finally counts to ten and calls for the bell.
TH: “Due to both men not in the ring after the referee’s count..the match has been declared a draw!!!”
The crowd gets some mixed reactions to the aftermath due to the fact that the match is over by draw and the fact that both men are still at it on the stage of the X-WCW set. On the stage, we see Xille kicking Ignavus below the belt and he grabs him by the head. Soon enough, Xille slams Ignavus head first into the stage wall and he goes down on the ground.
JR: “Bah gawd what a hard smack on the head sustained by Ignavus. Xille may be bleeding right now, but he is still focused on punishing his former partner.”
Xille stumbles towards Ignavus and pulls him up to his feet. He grabs Ignavus by the hair and drags him towards the backstage area.
RK: “I think they will likely settle this thing on the backstage area right now, JR.”
JR: “Obviously, they will, King. Lets go to the backstage area to see what is going on between the two men.”
The WARtron shows the footage of the backstage area and we see Xille kicking Ignavus a couple of times in the gut before he tries to send him into the nearby pile of boxes. Ignavus, however, finds the strength to reverse the momentum and he sends Xille crashing there instead. Ignavus falls down to his knees, but he eventually pulls himself up and goes over to Xille. He waits for Xille to get up and he tackles him to the ground. Both men are on the ground and they start to punch each other. While the two are busy fighting, we see a horde of X-WCW road agent storm into the area and break them up.
RK: “After a whole minute of those two fighting each other, the x-wcw staff figured out it was time to break it up. HOW NICE!”
JR: “The fight may be over, King, but I got a feeling that the feud between these former partners are not yet over. Ladies and gentlemen, up next, we will have Tony Bonito vs Otacon. Do not go away, WARZONE will be back after the break.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Otacon vs Tony Bonito
with Triple D as Special Guest Referee
We go back to ringside for tonight’s main event.
JR: “Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to X-WCW WARzone!”
RK: “Oh boy, JR, this is the main event tonight..and I bet Bonito is gonna win again like he did on Nitro!”
TH: “The following match is scheduled for one fall.”
“Medals remix” hits the speakers and Tony Bonito enters the ringside area. The crowd gives him the usual “Nito…sucks” chant as he raises his two index fingers in the air. Afterwards, the usual stage pyros shoot up from the stage and explode on air as TB makes his way down the ramp.
TH: “Introducing first, from Boston…TONY BONITO!!!”
TB slides into the ring and he goes to the corner to pose for the crowd. He goes down to the mat and crouches as he awaits his challenger. The fans start to cheer as “wherever I may roam” by metallica blares from the PA systems. Otacon enters the ringside area with his former partner, Triple D.
TH: “And his opponent, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 275 pounds, OTACON! And the special referee, out of Australia..DAEDELUS!!!”
JR: “The outcasts, the former X-WCW tag team champs, are making their way down the ramp right now, King.”
RK: “I wonder what Triple D was up to when he left the X-WCW.”
JR: “From what I heard, he just took time off to meet his family.”
After both men enter the ring, Daedelus goes to the middle of the ring and Otacon poses for the fans who continue to cheer for them. Once he is done, the Daedelus signals both him and TB to go to the center of the ring. The bell rings and the two lock up to start this match.
JR: “The match starts with the tie up and Bonito gets the advantage as he quickly goes behind Otacon. Bonito wraps his arms around Otacon and he locks a sleeper hold on the former X-WCW TV champ.”
Otacon hits a couple of elbow strikes to the mid-section of Tony Bonito and grabs one of Bonito’s arms. Otacon spins around and locks an arm wringer to Bonito before he lands an elbow to the arm of TB. Otacon backs TB into the ropes and sends him to the ropes. Otacon tries to clothesline TB, but he slides down and goes behind the con man. TB waits for Otacon to turn around and he smacks him hard to the chin. Otacon staggers backwards before TB takes him down with a dropkick.
RK: “I say, JR, that was 10 outta 10 in the Hardcore Holly dropkick meter.”
JR: “Tony Bonito took down Otacon with an impressive dropkick to the face.”
Otacon gets to his feet and TB delivers a couple of punches to his face. Bonito grabs Otacon and sets him up for a suplex, but Otacon blocks it. Bonito hits a couple of knee strikes to the mid-section of Otacon before he finally delivers a vertical suplex on his opponent. Bonito stands up and taunts the crowd, who just respond by booing him heavily.
JR: “Bonito sure is working up the fans here…the wrong way.”
RK: “THE WRONG WAY?! These fans just don’t like him, that’s how you can put it, JR!”
Bonito turns around and picks up Otacon. Otacon, however, shoves Bonito out of the way and hits him with a shoulder block. Bonito goes down momentarily and Otacon starts to kick him around before he gets up. TB is on his feet and he is backed into the corner by the con man. Otacon hits a hard kick to the gut of TB and he follows it up with a chop to the chest. Otacon hands the kick and chop combination to TB for a few more times before he goes on the second turnbuckle and starts to pummel away on TB.
RK: “Otacon is just handing out a lotta punishment on TB right now, JR.”
After the tenth punch, Otacon jumps down to the mat and TB flops to the ground. Otacon waits for Tony Bonito to get up before he connects with the Final Impact.
JR: “FINAL IMPACT ON BONITO!”
RK: “OH DAMN!”
Bonito goes down to the mat and Otacon goes for the pin. Daedelus counts 1..2..KICKOUT by Bonito. Otacon gets to his feet and cannot believe it. Otacon questions his partner’s count while we see Bonito slowly getting to his feet. Otacon turns around and he receives a hard kick to the gut by Bonito. Bonito scoops him up and delivers the Nito Plex.
JR: “NITO PLEX!!! NITO PLEX BAH GAWD!”
RK: “Otacon didn’t see that one coming, JR. He should have been wise and just focused on Bonito.”
Bonito covers Otacon for the pin.
JR: “Heres the pin 1…2..SHOULDER UP BY THE CONMAN!”
RK: “W-WHA?!”
Bonito looks at the special guest referee and argues the call. TB gets up and starts screaming at Daedelus. TB shoves Daedelus out of frustration and Daedelus responds with a hard left punch to the face of Bonito.
RK: “That was one hell of a punch, JR.”
TB turns around and stumbles into a hard kick by Otacon. Otacon has him on his grasps and he delivers the Final Impact.
JR: “FINAL IMPACT YET AGAIN!”
RK: “This is not good at all.”
Bonito goes down and Otacon covers him for the count. Daedelus counts the pin 1…2…3! Bonito had his shoulder up, but it seems that it was too late. Otacon’s music hits and the fans get a mixed reaction on his victory.
TH: “The winner, OTACON!”
Otacon and Daedelus celebrate in the ring and we see Bonito rolling to the outside of the ring.
RK: “JR, it seems like Bonito was pissed by that call from Triple D. I saw him get his shoulder up, but I think it was too late.”
JR: “The outcasts better watch out, because I see Bonito grabbing the chair from the timekeeper.”
Bonito folds the chair and slides into the ring. Bonito charges Triple D and he takes him down with a hard swing on the back with the steel chair. Otacon turns around, but he is too late as Bonito thrusts the chair into his mid-section. Otacon goes down to his knees and Bonito smacks him over the head with the chair. Bonito starts to stomp down on Otacon as the crowd boos.
JR: “This is just so classy of Bonito right now, King. What a sore los..KING…LOOK! ITS SID!”
RK: “OH MY GOD! GET AWAY FROM THERE TONY!”
TB stands still as he looks at Sid running down the ramp. Sid enters the ring and stands beside the fallen Otacon while he stares down at TB, who is on the other end of the ring. He helps Otacon up, but he suddenly delivers a chokeslam on him.
JR: “WHAT IN THE?! He just chokeslammed Otacon!”
Sid and TB smirk as they look at the other man and approach each other. They shake hands in the middle of the ring and the crowd starts to boo heavily.
RK: “It seems like Bonito and Sid have formed an alliance. Remember JR, the Outcasts already dumped Sid. We thought he wanted to be back tonight, but I guess that means Otacon and Triple D has hell to pay with because Sid has just partnered with Tony Bonito.”
JR: “Sadly, that is the case, King. Well ladies and gentlemen, for Randal King, this is James Russell…SEE YOU ON NITRO!”
X-WCW goes off-air as TB and Sid raise each others arms in the air.
CCC defeated The Icon.
X-WCW Warzone goes on-air as we see the footage of the previous show.
Nitro…
The footage shows Wolfang locked on Bonito’s ankle lock.
Wolfy shakes his head violently as TB locks on the move and does a lying variation of the lock. After a few seconds we hear more moaning and shouting by Wolfang as he tries to fight the pain. It was not enough as after a few seconds it seems like Wolfang finally taps out. Bonito lets go and lies down the mat as the bell sounds. Bonito lets go and he slowly gets to his feet as TH announces him.
TH: “The winner of the Double Four Tournament…TONY BONITO!!!”
“Medals” hits the speakers to signal TB’s victory. Bonito looks at Wolfang for a while before he gets out of the ring. Bonito gets a chair from the time keeper’s table and he gets back to the ring.
JR: “Oh c’mon now! Wolfang has had enough! This was a hard fought match…but I think TB should be an honorable man and just savor this victory.”
RK: “I think he will soon do that, by using that chair to Wolfy.”
TB groggily goes towards Wolfang and he kicks the leg that he locked the ankle lock on. He lifts up the chair in the air and quickly sends it down to the leg of Wolfang. The chairshot echoes throughout the garden and we can hear the crowd saying ‘OOOOHHH!!!’ as Wolfang starts to scream in pain. Bonito has a sick smile in his face as he slides the chair out of the ring and grabs the leg. He locks on the Ankle lock yet again on Wolfang. Wolfang can do nothing but tap out as the referee tries to get Bonito away from him.
JR: “This is just DESPICABLE!!! Bonito has no right to do this, King.”
The footage fades as we see TB with a sick smile on his face
***
JR: “Welcome to X-WCW Warzone! I’m James Russell and alongside with me is Ranal King. Tonight, we are here at the American Airlines Center at Dallasm, Texas!!! This lone star state wont be lonesome tonight, cause we got the action right here on Warzone!”
RK: “You betcha JR. The crowd is pumped up, Mark Cuban is pumped up…WE are pumped up and I guess the X-WCW wrestlers will be ready to show the people a good time tonight.”
“Medals remix” hits and the crowd starts to boo. Tony Bonito enters the ringside area and prepares for his ring entrance to start. As the crowd chants “Nito…SUCKS!”, he gets up and points to the sky to let the pyros shoot up to the ceiling. Bonito makes his way down the ramp while the crowd continues their tirade on him. He gets into the ring and he is handed over the mic. Bonito attempts to speak, but before he could, the crowd chants “Nitro…SUCKS!”.
RK: “When would they ever stop?!”
The chants die down and Bonito speaks up.
TB: “What happened to the chants guys? You grown tired of it like the Red Sox hopes of being the champs again? *cheap heat* on Nitro, your Olympic hero made his triumphant return to the X-WCW by winning two matches! You know, no one ever did that in their return here in the X-WCW. Let me emphasize that…NO ONE! That is until, I did it on Nitro. I defeated them all in one night! I defeated Blaster, Xille, Ignavus..and I beaten Wolfang into a bloody pulp. On one night, I defeated the best that X-WCW could ever offer right now. So I am telling you all this, NO ONE, can beat me! I am Tony Bonito, DAMMIT! I’m the X-WCW’s ONLY Olympic gold medalist..WOOO!”
RK: “You know what, JR…he has a point..hehehe”
TB: “Now that I am the no. 1 contender for the title, I will be the new UW Champ. Divebomb, you might have that belt right now, but when we face each other in the ring, I’ll destroy you just like I did to Wolfang! So why don’t you come out right now and face me man to man? Don’t worry ‘champ’, I wont make you tap out…well..not tonight.”
With a very confident smirk, Bonito awaits the arrival of the UW champ to the ringside area. But instead, “comfort eagle” plays and D-Extreme enters the stage with TRD right behind him. The crowd gives him a mixed response as TRD hands him the mic.
D-Ex: “Tony, I like your enthusiasm tonight! But I would appreciate it if you would just SHUT UP and GET OUT of MY RING! Your wasting your time, Nito! Divebomb is not here..he is still nursing his injuries he got last time here on Dallas! Champ, if your tuning in right now, I hope you get a speedy recovery! Now back to you…NITO. You either get out of that ring or I will have to MAKE YOU get out.”
TB: “By all means D-Ex, please do. I DARE you to force me out of this ring.”
D-Ex: “Whoa there, Nito! Do not get too excited. When I said that, I meant that TRD would force you out. I cant do that, I’m the GM, DAMMIT! The BoD expects me not to physically harm my wrestlers. But then again, TRD, you don’t need to do that. Cause Bonito, tonight, you will have a match. You are going to face the FORMER TV Champion, Otacon in a special guest referee match!”
The fans make a cheap pop after the match is announced.
D-Ex: “And the special guest referee…his former Outcast partner…TRIPLE D!!!”
JR: “BAH GAWD! DAEDELUS IS BACK!”
RK: “I know Sid is back, but Triple D?! Damn, its like an..an..outcast reunion or something!”
D-Extreme and TRD leave ringside as X-WCW goes to a commercial break
Best of Five series (match 2)
A Double Table Match
StarStorm vs PowerBomb
JR: “We’re back from the commercial break, folks, and no, do NOT adjust your sets! The arena lights are out again!”
RK: “Look! It’s that pesky still on the Wartron again! And this has nothing to do with me, folks, so stop the e-mails!”
Sure enough, the “Who is Grandmaster E?” still appears again, and after about five seconds, it fades into another one which reads “All will be revealed…. on the next Warzone!”
After this, the Wartron fades to black, and the lights return.
JR: “Let the speculation begin, Ladies and Gentlemen!”
RK: “And don’t believe what you read on the dirtsheets either! Even with them, you’re all still idiots!”
A moment later, “n-T-o” blares through the speakers, followed by “No Chance”. StarStorm make their entrance to a loud shower of boos.
TH: “The following is a Double Table Match! In order to win this match, both members of the other team must be slammed through tables! Introducing first: representing the nTo, they are Raven Darkstorm and Vanth Dreadstar – STARSTORM!”
The booing only gets louder as they approach and enter the ring. A short time afterwards, “Rollin’” hits, and both members of PowerBomb make their way out onto the stage, receiving an unexpected ovation from the fans in attendance.
TH: “And their opponents: they are the team of Powermaster Prime and Bombshell – POWERBOMB!”
The cheering intensifies as PowerBomb make their ring entrance.
JR: “Now I’m receiving word that Texas Tornado rules are also in effect here! No tags are needed, which is just what the fans want considering the recent history between these two teams!”
RK: “The all-conquering nTo just wasn’t big enough for both teams, so one of them had to go! And I think the right team was thrown out! Look at them posing for these morons!”
JR: “You just hate the good guys, don’t you?”
RK: “I’m just doing my job.”
JR: “Anyway, StarStorm are one up in this best of 5 series!”
RK: “And after this, they’ll be two up! HA!”
The bell rings to start the match-up, and both teams waste no time in starting to brawl. Raven and PM fight their way into the back left corner, while Vanth and BS brawl in the middle. After a few moments, Vanth gets the upper hand on BS, whipping him to the right ropes and knocking him right to the mat with a hard boot to the face. As BS goes down, Vanth slides out of the ring under the front ropes, reaching below the ring apron for a table.
JR: “Vanth Dreadstar is wasting no time here; he wants a table and he wants it now!”
RK: “Though it has to be set up in the ring for Bombshell to be put through it!”
JR: “True, and once a competitor goes through a table, he is eliminated from the match!”
RK: “Come on StarStorm!”
Having found a table, Vanth pulls it out from under the ring, but by this time, BS is back up. BS climbs onto the front right turnbuckles, nailing Vanth with a flying axe handle smash! This knocks Vanth to the floor, and it enables BS to grab the table and bring it into the ring.
And inside, Raven and PM continue to fight. They tie up, but the much larger PM is far stronger, thus throwing Raven back into the corner with authority! PM follows this move with a succession of running knee lifts and back elbows, and before his last elbow attempt, he sizes his opponent up, giving him a crotch chop and hitting it.
Raven stumbles out of the corner as a result, and with BS having set up the table on the inside, PM kicks Raven in the gut, setting him up for a powerbomb right through it. Vanth tries to re-enter the ring to stop this, but BS cuts him off, knocking Vanth right back to the floor. PM then turns to face the table, hitting the powerbomb and eliminating Raven from the match!
JR: “Yes! That’s the way to give the nTo a taste of its own medicine!”
RK: “Vanth is now in a 2-on-1 situation! This is unfair!”
As the referee orders the shaken Raven to leave the ring, PM and BS turn their attention to Vanth, daring him to re-enter the ring. Vanth hesitates, then he runs around to the back of the ring, trying to catch both PowerBomb members by surprise.
Naturally, this doesn’t work: once Vanth is in, both PowerBomb members are all over him like a rash. They don’t even allow him to stand up as they unleash a flurry of punches and stomps on their considerably smaller opponent. And once Vanth is able to get to his feet, both PowerBomb members whip him into the left ropes, catching him by the throat and hitting a double chokeslam on his rebound!
PM gets up, and he leaves the ring while BS stands. BS continues to pound on the fallen Vanth as PM reaches for a table, and PM brings the table into the ring and sets it up. As the table is stood, BS whips Vanth to the front rope, kicking him in the gut and setting him up for another powerbomb!
He turns to face the table and lifts Vanth into position, but at the very last moment, Vanth is able to reverse the move into a hurricanranna! BS goes through the table, and out of the match!
RK: “Sauce for the goose, JR!”
JR: “OK, King, fair enough!”
Vanth and PM are the remaining combatants as BS is asked to leave the ring. With two tables smashed in the ring, Vanth and PM tie up in the middle, and PM gains the strength advantage quickly, shoving Vanth into the back ropes and flooring him with a stiff clothesline on the rebound.
As PM goes to leave the ring in an attempt to bring a third table into the contest, Vanth gets right up, dropping PM with a drop toe hold and pulling him right into the centre once more. He turns PM onto his back and delivers a nasty wishbone leg splitter to the bigger man, then he proceeds to exit the ring to grab the table himself.
Vanth slips under the left ropes, grabbing a table and sliding it into the ring quickly. Meanwhile, PM gets back to his feet, and he starts to set it up himself! Once he does, he puts it behind him and waits for Vanth to come back into the ring.
Vanth slips in under the left ropes, but PM is on his game. PM keeps Vanth near the mat with another quick succession of punches and stomps, finally bringing Vanth to his feet, locking him in an arm wrench and sending him into the front left corner.
He follows this up by slamming Vanth’s head into the turnbuckle many times, with the crowd counting the slams: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”. And then, he grabs Vanth from behind and hits a hard reverse vertical suplex on him!
However, the move doesn’t go close enough to the table, so PM gets up and makes a Wolfpac-style gesture. Vanth is spent, and he has a hard time getting to his feet. This proves to be futile in any case, as PM quickly puts Vanth in the headscissor position and hits a powerbomb right through the table!
The bell rings to end the match, and PM raises his hand in victory.
TH: “Here are your winners – POWERBOMB!”
And as Terri finishes this announcement, PM asks for her microphone. PM receives the mic and he looks down at his fallen nemesis.
PM: “Now we’re even. And for our next match-up, we’ll have a Street Fight!”
PM throws the microphone down at Vanth, and he leaves the ring.
JR: “Well, that was one hell of an equaliser there!”
RK: “It looks like PowerBomb were right on their game tonight! But if I were them, I wouldn’t get too carried away with this temporary victory!”
JR: “Surprisingly, I agree with you. There’s still a lot of steam in this feud yet!”
RK: “We’ll be back after this!”
Backstage
We go to the GM’s office to see D-Ex sitting down on his desk while he downs another can of beer. He hears someone knocking on the door and he looks at TRD to open the door. TRD opens the door and its Fresh Prince.
D-Ex: “Oh brother….now what?”
D-Ex shakes his head and looks down as FP approaches his desk.
FP: “thnk yo fr givng m te matz tongyt!”
D-Ex: “…….”
FP: “………”
TRD: “……..”
D-Ex: “……..youre welcome. Now TRD, show him the way out.”
TRD smiles and grabs FP by the head and the pants. He lifts FP into the door and tosses him to the outside of the room. TRD looks at D-Ex.
TRD: “All done boss. Oh, so, did my checkup results come in yet?”
D-Ex: “Yeah, and I’m sad to say that they did not clear you yet. It seems like you need about a month more to heal your injury.”
TRD: “I see.”
D-Ex pauses as he hears his phone ringing. TRD picks it up and answers it.
TRD: “Hello? Boss, its for you.”
D-Ex: *receives the phone* “Yes? I know, I know! The problem is, that is what the agreement was and I cannot take that out. You got to get out of it somehow ok? I know you, your too smart to be held down by something like this. So, can I expect you to return soon? I’m glad to hear that.”
D-Ex hangs up and looks at TRD.
D-Ex: “Give me a beer.”
TRD gets the beer, but he doesn’t give it to D-Ex.
TRD: “So boss, who was that?”
D-Ex: “None of your concern, now give me my beer.”
TRD: “Yes sir.”
TRD hands the beer and D-Ex chugs it down. He looks at his desk and mutters something as we go back to ringside.
X-WCW TV Championship
R.E. Rage vs TGO (c)
“Bad Company” hits, and The Great One makes his entrance to a warm welcome.
TH: “The following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the X-WCW TV Championship! Introducing first: the current champion – THE GREAT ONE!”
But TGO’s approach to the ring is rudely interrupted, as R.E. Rage runs out behind him, taking him down on the entrance ramp with a tough clothesline from behind!
JR: “What a cowardly tactic that is!”
RK: “Well, you couldn’t expect anything less from Rage, could you?”
JR: “I hope he has the good sense to get to the ring, so this match can start properly!”
RK: “Fair call! I think Rage needs a new TV anyway!”
Rage continues to pound on the back of TGO, not allowing him to get up for at least ten seconds. After this beating, Rage backs up, and once TGO rises, Rage grabs him in an arm wrench and hurls him toward the ring. He releases the hold, and TGO slips into the ring under the left ropes.
Rage follows suit, and the bell rings to officially start the match. Rage rips the TV Title belt off TGO’s waist and goes to hit him with it, but the referee threatens him with disqualification, so he backs down.
Rage throws the belt to one side, and TGO makes maximum use of the distraction, spearing Rage to the mat and nailing him with several stiff punches while he’s down. With Rage smarting from the blows, TGO goes for a People’s Elbow, but Rage rolls out of the way in time, causing TGO to fall awkwardly on his right elbow.
As TGO goes down, Rage goes for a very sneaky rollup pin.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “What a great victory that could’ve been!”
JR: “A CHEAP one, you mean.”
RK: “Whatever!”
TGO springs to his feet, catching the rising Rage and dropping him into a stiff spinebuster, following the move with a Boston crab!
JR: “MY GOD! What a recovery!”
RK: “But his ring positioning is atrocious! The more experienced Rage will be able to make it to the ropes easily!”
After about 30 or 40 seconds, Rage is able to claw his way to the bottom left rope, grabbing it and breaking the hold.
But TGO is not daunted by this, and he allows Rage to get up again. Once he does, he clotheslines Rage against the ropes, whipping him back to the right ropes on the first rebound and catching him with a quick DDT on the second rebound! He goes for another pinfall on the downed Rage.
RK: “1…. 2…. CLOSE!”
JR: “NOW Rage wants to be courageous. Now I’ve seen everything!”
Rage gets up, and as TGO goes to deliver an axe handle smash to Rage’s back, Rage brings TGO to his knees with a low blow, which goes unseen by the referee.
JR: “Come on ref! That should be a DQ right there!”
RK: “He can’t act upon what he can’t see, JR!”
JR: “Well, at least two thirds of the fans in attendance saw that, King!”
RK: “And so did all the viewers at home, but who gives a crap about them anyway?”
Rage rolls TGO up for another pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. THANK GOD!”
RK: “That was close!”
An enraged TGO gets up, and Rage follows him. Both men trade punches for about ten seconds before tying up in the middle of the ring, and after five seconds, TGO manages to place Rage into a headscissor position, hooking both his arms and hitting a double underhook piledriver on Rage. The crowd launches into a “Say hey, ho, TGO – say hey ho TGO!” chant as he pauses, then he hits Rage with an elbow drop and a pinfall attempt.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “R.E. Rage is showing more balls in this match than he has in his entire career to date! Not many people could kick out of a piledriver like that one!”
Slowly but surely, Rage gets up, but as he does so, TGO climbs up the back right turnbuckles, and once Rage turns to face him, TGO launches into a missile dropkick. However, the move misses its mark: Rage sidesteps it, causing TGO to fall on his side painfully.
Rage seizes the opportunity to turn TGO on his stomach and lock him in a surfboard hold, but both men are far too close to the front ropes, and after about 20 seconds in the hold, TGO manages to put his right foot on the bottom one.
Nevertheless, Rage releases the hold, and as TGO sits up, Rage flips into a flipover neck whip. Rage then goes for his third rollup pin.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “Will Rage ever learn that rollup pins don’t work 9 times out of 10!”
RK: “They DO in WWE!”
JR: “This is NOT WWE. Remember that!”
Both TGO and Rage get up, and Rage tries to whip TGO into the back right corner, but TGO reverses the move, sending Rage face first into the turnbuckles. TGO charges at Rage, nailing him with a hard spear in the corner, and he follows this by placing Rage in the Tree of Woe.
While TGO continues to inflict pain on Rage, a familiar face appears on the stage: it is Big Dog.
JR: “Oh no. What on Earth is Big Dog doing here?”
RK: “And more importantly, who’s he going to attack?”
As Big Dog awaits a gap, TGO winds up his attack on the cornered Rage, allowing him to fall to the mat. He then signals for one of his finishers – his face first chokeslam – as Rage rises again. Once Rage is standing, TGO hits the move with authority, but he does not go for the final pin. Instead, TGO brings the tired Rage to his feet once again, setting him up for another of his patented finishing moves: a top rope powerbomb.
This proves to be a fatal mistake: Big Dog charges down to the ring unseen by the referee. As TGO flips Rage up in the back right corner for the devastating finisher, Big Dog runs up behind him, hiding himself from the referee and nailing TGO with a low blow, bringing him crotch first to the turnbuckle. Rage falls free, and Big Dog drops to the floor before the referee can spot him.
And with TGO in great pain from the crash, Rage drags TGO into the middle of the ring and goes for the final pin of the match.
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! We have a new TV champ!”
JR: “Yeah! Big Dog! That little bitch!”
Rage gets up and celebrates his win as the referee passes him the TV Title belt.
TH: “Here’s your winner – and the NEW X-WCW TV Champion – R.E. RAGE!”
The fans boo him heavily. Soon, Big Dog joins Rage in the ring, and they beat down the fallen TGO without mercy!
JR: “How typical! Talk about adding insult to injury!”
RK: “Luckily for you, it won’t last long, because here comes Karl Baller!”
Sure enough, Karl Baller races to the ring from the back to assist TGO. He storms the ring, and both Big Dog and Rage turn around only to be knocked down by a mean looking double clothesline! After a few seconds, Big Dog and Rage get up again, but Baller is ready for them: he clotheslines Rage out of the ring on the front side, then he vaults the running Big Dog right out of the ring on the left side!
JR: “BAH GAWD! BALLER IS CLEANIN HOUSE!!!”
After this, he helps TGO to his feet, and they embrace while Big Dog and Rage regroup and leave for the backstage area.
JR: “I’m relieved there was a LITTLE justice at the end!”
RK: “And D-Extreme will have to open up the good old nTo cheque book for another new TV! And there’s plenty more action where that came from; stay with us!”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as KB and TGO leave the ring.
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and the camera pans over to the announce booth.
JR: “Welcome back to Warzone! Earlier, GM D-Extreme said that Divebomb will not be here tonight. However ladies and gents, we got a chance to speak with the X-WCW Champ before we went live. We will show you, the footage from the X-WCW earlier today.”
The WARtron shows the following footage
***
X-WCW Studios
We go to the X-WCW studios to see JR sitting on one chair and the X-WCW UW Champ sitting on the other. The camera zooms in on JR as he starts to speak.
JR: "Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the X-WCW studios. Today, we are here with the X-WCW Ultimate World Champion, Divebomb. So Divebomb, how was it like to get that X-WCW UW belt back into your hands by the end of Starrcade: Xtreme?"
DB: "JR, my whole goal here is to be the best. I fight week in and week out. I sweat and bleed battle. My whole life is proving that I am the best. So by The End of the night, when I had my hand raised in victory, the pride and knowing that I was the best was unbelievable. This title signifies all that I have worked so hard for and now it just feels like a weight has been lifted off my back."
JR: "During the last show, 8 men aimed for your title and in the end…it was Tony Bonito who lasted the other 7. Do you have any thoughts on the returning Tony Bonito, and the impact he has made during his return?"
DB: "As I have stated before, everybody thinks he made an impact. Everyone! But they all seem to forget who he is. He has had a troubled past with them and knows full well that other than them, I am his only true competition. He came back when he saw a loop hole in the stips and used that to get rid of everyone worth while in his way to this....Pats the belt....But he seems to remember a time when I wasn't as.....experienced, as I am now. He's got a shot at me now and I for one can't wait to show him just how much experience has taught me."
JR: "Now moving ahead, some people do not know about this but, you currently have a back injury that you sustained on 2NLW's PPV. Since you were not cleared to wrestle last Nitro and also tonight...is there any hope for the X-WCW champ to fight in the ring on the next show?"
DB: "JR, my back isn't what it should be at the moment. But by hell or high water I will do everything I can to get back into that ring on the next show and don't worry the man that caused the slight....discomfort, I am experiencing at the moment."
JR: "Well, thank you for the interview, Mr. Divebomb. But before we go, any parting words to the fans at home?"
DB: "Just one. Wether you love me or hate me, I am The World Champ and there's no one here that can change that."
***
The Footage fades and we go back to the ringside area with JR and RK.
RK: “Its too bad the champ is out for tonight, but I can feel it in my veins that somehow..he is gonna be back on Nitro!”
JR: “I have a feeling that he will, King. Right now, lets check out the next match!”
X-WCW Xtreme Championship
Triple Ladder Match
Big Dog vs Karl Baller vs Judge Death
TH: “The following match is for the X-WCW Xtreme Title!”
”Ima Hustla” plays on the PA Systems and Karl Baller comes out to ringside wearing a Rolando Blackman jersey.
TH: “Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania..KARL BALLER!!!”
KB goes down the ramp as he starts to rap
KB: “I’M HERE NOW….AND IN RECORDS TIME I’M TAKIN DIS TITLE AND GOIN FROM RAGS TO RICH/
ALL I GOTTA DO IS BEAT A POORLY FED MAN AND A SMALL DOG WE ALL CALL (he points the mic to the fans and they scream “LITTLE BITCH”)
SEE DA KIDS BACK IN DA RING GETTING A ANANOREXIC EXECUTED SO HE'S TAKIN HIS FINAL BREATHE/
CUZ I'M DA JUDGE AND JURY OF DIS COUTROOM AND SADLY DA VERDICT SAYS DAT YOURE JUDGED FOR DEATH/
I'M ABOVE DA BEST, THINK OF ME AS A PROSECUTER IN HIS PRIME/
BIG DOG IS LOCKED IN DIS DOG HOUSE, SO NO ONE IS SAVIN YOU DIS TIME/
I’M GRAVIN YOU WIT DIS RHYME, KILLIN ALL WHO OPPOSE DA KID/
KB’S ALL AROUND BETTER DEN DEEZE 2 YALL KNOW WHO YOU SUPPOSE TO BID/
D-EX CHOSE ME TO GET RID OF JD’S SMALL AND UNCANNY WINNIN STREAK/
NOT ONLY WILL I WIN, I GET TO CLIMB DIS LADDER (points to it) AND I GET TO TAKE AND HAVE DIS SHINY TITLE TO KEEP (points at the xtreme title)/
SHORT, MIDDLE OR STEEP YALL AINT STOPIN BALLER AND BY ROYAL DECREE/
KB WILL NOW BE DA NEW X-TREME CHAMP AND I’M TEACHIN 2 MORE STUDENTS OF DA MAN THEY CANT SEE/”
KB slides into the ring to wait for his opponents.
JR: “I see big things for this kid, King.”
RK: “You do? I see a lotta things for this kid, JR! Well…winning isn’t one of them though.”
“Stupify” by Disturbed plays throughout the entire arena and Big Dog enters the stage.
TH: “From Knoxville, Tennessee…….B IG DOG!!!”
The fans boo Big Dog as he cockily makes his way down the ramp. BD makes his way up the steel steps but he stops as he hears someone shouting at him. BD turns to the crowd and flips the bird at them before he enters the ring. The ladder is seen outside the ring as BD’s music rages on.
JR: “That was just rude of Big Dog!”
RK: “Rude?! The fan shouted at him. Now I think THAT was rude!”
Big Dog enters the ring and he points at KB while he talks some trash. KB stays on his corner and just stares into BD coldly. “Out of the silent planet” by Iron Maiden plays and JD enters the ringside area.
TH: “And from Glasgow, he is the X-WCW Xtreme Champion. Please welcome…JUDGE DEATH!!!”
The JD gets a mixed response from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp.
JR: “Judge Death won an impressive match on Nitro, King. He defeated Fresh Prince in a hell’s kitchen match.”
RK: “You tell me, I wish it was ME who drove that retard into that flaming table.”
JD takes off his helmet and places it on top of the steel steps. He slides into the ring and looks at the other two men who he shall face. JD leans on the corner behind him and awaits for the ring to bell.
JR: “All three men are in the ring right now, King, and the match might start anytime soon.”
The bell rings and KB and BD slug it out inside the ring. Judge Death looks on as both KB and BD continue to beat the other man senseless.
JR: “Big Dog and Karl Baller have been exchanging some heated words before the event and right now, they are exchanging some heated punches.”
RK: “Your telling me, JR. These two men just HATE each other right now. Well, even though I KNEW they hated each other before this match even started”
Big Dog blocks a punch from Baller and kicks him hard on the gut. Big Dog scoops KB up and hits a bodyslam. JD slides to the outside of the ring and he picks up the ladder. JD tosses the ladder inside the ring before he slides back. Big Dog picks up Baller and delivers some hard clubs to the back of the head. He whips Baller onto the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Baller ducks. KB bounces off the other end and takes Big Dog down with a shoulder block. Meanwhile, we see JD placing the ladder on the corner.
JR: “While the two men are busy fighting each other, it seems like Judge Death has a plan.”
RK: “Yeah, watch the other two wear each other out and then climb up. It sounds corny to me, but it might be a good strategy.”
Judge Death joins Karl Baller as he picks up Big Dog. They send BD into the ropes and they catch him with a double back elbow to the face. BD is picked up by JD and he sends him into the corner where the ladder was placed. The sound of BD’s back slapping the metal upon impact, echoes throughout the building. KB doesn’t look like he is done yet as he charges at BD on the corner. Unfortunately for Baller, Big Dog falls down on the mat and KB goes face first onto the steel ladder.
RK: “DAMN! I pity Baller, JR. If its not the fact that he cant win, it’s the fact that he is just unlucky.”
JR: “Baller sure did got the short end of the stick right there, King.”
Baller turns around and does a Ric Flair esique flop onto the mat. JD picks up KB and sends him over the ropes and onto the outside. Judge Death grabs the ladder from the corner and goes to the center of the ring. He sets up the ladder and is about to climb up, until Big Dog hits a hard axehandle smash on the back of JD. JD goes down on all fours and Big Dog follows it up with a hard knee lift on the ribs of JD. Big Dog looks at the ladder and he starts to climb up.
RK: “Big Dog is climbing up the ladder right now, JR!”
JR: “Well, he better look behind him, cause I can see KB has brought something with him on his way back to the ring!”
We see KB back in the ring with a steel chair and he smacks it at the back of Big Dog. Big Dog falls down to the mat after he tried to climb the ladder. Judge Death gets to his feet, but Baller smacks him over the head with the chair. JD goes down again and Karl Baller raises the chair in the air as he feeds from the cheers of the fans.
RK: “These people sure love Baller. But in the end, he might lose and they will start kicking his ass because of it.”
Baller tosses the chair to the outside before he climbs up the ladder. Unbeknownst to him, Big Dog starts to climb the other side of the ladder. Baller is on the final ladder step of his side and is about to go to the top, until, he sees Big Dog infront of him. Both men start to punch the other one on the ladder. Big Dog hits a hard haymaker that stuns KB momentarily. BD hits another haymaker to KB and he shoves KB down to the mat.
JR: “After one hard shot to the face, Karl Baller just got shoved down to the mat. I just hope Big Dog didn’t break the spine of KB after that hard landing back to the ring.”
Big Dog finally stands on the top of the ladder and he attempts to get the Xtreme title. To his dismay, JD attempted to get to his feet while he holds onto the ladder. In that attempt, JD accidentally tips the ladder, making Big Dog fall crotch-first onto the top rope.
RK: “OUCH! That has got to hurt a lot, JR! I have been in that position before, but man, never from the top of the ladder.”
JR: “Big Dog is in a precarious position right now, King.”
JD gets up and grabs the ladder from the mat. Judge Death looks at BD for a while, before he looks at the ladder in his hands. Within a few seconds, we see JD ramming the ladder onto BD, forcing the challenger to topple to the outside of the ring.
JR: “JD just smacked that ladder onto the face of BD, and Big Dog just fell to the outside!”
RK: “Damn, JR! I think Judge Death is not letting KB or BD to have an easy time with him in this Xtreme title match.”
Outside the ring, we see Big Dog not moving on the ground. We go back inside the ring to see Judge Death setting up the ladder to the center of the ring yet again. JD finally sets it in place and starts to climb up the ladder.
RK: “The skinny turd is starting to climb up that ladder, JR! I actually gained respect for him.”
JR: “You have?”
RK: “Yeah, cause he completely drove that retard through a flaming table last time.”
JD is on the top of the ladder right now. He reaches for the belt, but he stops as he notices KB making his way up on the other side of the ladder. As soon as KB is on the top of the ladder, Judge Death hits him hard with a headbutt. KB is dazed on the ladder and JD grabs him by the neck before he initiates the Touch of Death on KB.
JR: “THE TOUCH OF DEATH!!!”
RK: “Baller is trying to fight it off, JR, but it seems JD has it locked…inside the mouth of his opponent…ew…”
JR: “BUT LOOK AT THAT KING…ITS BIG DOG WITH ANOTHER LADDER!!!”
BD sets up a ladder beside the ladder where KB and JD are and starts to climb it. As soon as Big Dog is on the third step of his ladder he kicks the other ladder and it tips over. Both KB and JD fall off the ladder and the Touch of death is finally broken. Both men fall to the outside of the ring. Big Dog reaches out for the Xtreme title and he got it. He unhooks the belt from the rafters and the bell rings.
TH: “The winner and NEW X-WCW Xtreme Champion….BIG DOG!!!”
Big Dog’s theme song hits the PA System as he holds the X-WCW Xtreme title high in the air as he stays on the top of the ladder. The crowd boos heavily at the X-WCW Xtreme champ as he makes his way down the ladder. The cameras pan over to the announce table for James Russell and Randal King.
RK: “JR, that was one hell of a surprise! I thought Big Dog didn’t even have the energy to get himself up after that brutal ladder shot to the side of his head. But, JR, HE DID IT ALRIGHT!!! He even got the Xtreme title as well.”
JR: “That was an amazing feat made there by Big Dog. But upnext, it’s a 6 man tag match! Don’t go away, Warzone will be right back!”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
6 Man Tag Team Match
TG Stylez, Fresh Prince & The Renegade vs Lone Wolf,
Hell Guardian & Warrior
“Out West” hits, and Team Renegade make their way to the ring to virtually no crowd response.
TH: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Six-Man Tag Team Match, and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: the team of TG Stylez, Fresh Prince and The Renegade – TEAM RENEGADE!”
A short time after their ring entrance, “Slave New World” blares through the PA system. A moment later, three menacing figures – known collectively as Purgatory – stride down the entrance ramp to the ring. Again, there is no response from the crowd.
TH: “And their opponents: the team of Lone Wolf, The Warrior and Hell’s Guardian – PURGATORY!”
The three Purgatory members enter the ring.
RK: “Oh my God! Look at the size of Hell’s Guardian!”
JR: “According to my stats, he’s 7 feet 7 inches tall! And that’s WITHOUT wrestling boots! But does he have the talent to match? Only time will tell!”
The bell rings, and Stylez and LW start the match for their teams. They tie up in the middle, but neither man is able to take the strength advantage, so Stylez breaks it with a roundhouse kick. LW catches it, so Stylez goes for an Enziguri kick that takes LW to the mat.
While LW is down, Stylez grabs both his legs, nailing him with a wishbone leg splitter, followed by a falling headbutt to the groin. He then grabs LW’s legs again and flips over him into a pinning position.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “What an innovative move that was!”
LW gets up, and Stylez tries to whip him, but LW reverses the move, sending Stylez hurtling toward Team Renegade’s corner. Stylez tags FP into the contest, and both men unleash a flurry of punches and kicks on LW before the referee orders Stylez to leave the ring.
FP then hits a sunset flip on LW, flipping him over into the centre of the ring. And as LW sits up, FP is quick to lock him in a sleeper hold!
RK: “Wow! Another bold move there!”
JR: “Don’t tell me it’s going to end here! I want to see that giant in action!”
FP keeps the sleeper hold locked in, and after another fifteen seconds, the referee raises LW’s hand. It falls, leading to the count of one, and the process is repeated, leading to the two count. However, LW’s hand doesn’t fall a third time: he starts to fight back with a succession of elbows to FP’s midsection, and after this, both men get to their feet.
FP releases the hold, and LW uses the front ropes for leverage as he charges into a Lou Thesz press, followed by a series of punches. He then goes to his corner, tagging Warrior into the contest.
Warrior enters the ring, taking FP by the right arm, bringing him to his feet, and dropping him with a single arm DDT. Warrior turns FP over and goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “There’s still a fair way to go in this one! And the giant Hell’s Guardian has yet to make his presence felt!”
Warrior brings FP to his feet once more, placing him in a headscissor position and hooking both of his arms. Warrior goes for a double underhook powerbomb, but FP reverses the move into a back body drop, dropping Warrior right on his back. This gives FP enough time to race to his corner and tag Renegade into the match. Without hesitation, Renegade climbs the back right turnbuckles, waiting for Warrior to stand before knocking him right back down to the mat with a flying clothesline!
RK: “FP tagged out…WHAT A PUSSY!!!”
Renegade pauses, then he elbow drops Warrior before his first pinfall attempt of the contest.
RK: “1…. 2…. CLOSE!”
JR: “A pretty even contest so far, but will it stay even once Hell’s Guardian hits the ring?”
Warrior gets up and runs to tag the 7’7” giant into the contest, but Renegade is determined to prevent this. He grabs Warrior by his right foot, causing Warrior to fall flat on his face, and Renegade locks him in a half crab submission hold. Renegade’s positioning is almost perfect, and as Warrior tries to turn free, Renegade nullifies every attempt by turning with him.
HG prepares to step into the ring to break the hold himself, but the referee threatens him with a DQ. Meanwhile, Warrior is finally able to reach the bottom back rope, but Renegade refuses to release the hold until the referee orders him to do so.
Once Warrior gets up, Renegade continues to pound on him, but with a quick poke in the eyes, Warrior is able to break away and finally tag the giant HG into the match. As soon as Renegade turns to face him, he backs away in sheer awe.
This sensation only lasts a few seconds, though, and Renegade charges at him with every ounce of speed. HG, however, simply catches him with both hands, lifting him ten feet in the air and dropping him into a military press slam from hell!
JR: “What pure, unrestrained power!”
RK: “For once, I’m in full agreement!”
HG waits for Renegade to stand, then he boots Renegade in the gut, placing him into a suplex predicament. He then hits a front brainbuster on his much smaller opponent, which causes the entire ring to shake, going for a pinfall immediately afterwards.
RK: “1…. 2….. and nine tenths!”
JR: “Renegade was VERY lucky to kick out there!”
Renegade gets up slowly, but HG is just warming up. As soon as Renegade faces HG again, HG reaches out for him, grabbing his left arm and whipping him into the back left corner. HG tries to follow this move with a running knee lift in the corner, but Renegade pulls the referee right into his path, causing HG to knock the referee out cold.
Renegade and his teammates take maximum advantage of this, with Renegade telling them to grab a table. Both FP and Stylez reach under the ring apron for a table, grabbing it and sliding it into the ring.
Seeing this, LW and Warrior come around to the other side of the ring to face FP and Stylez, but they have another plan for this: they reach into their pants, pulling out sets of brass knuckles. And once the Purgatory members attack the Team Renegade members, the trap is set: both LW and Warrior are knocked out cold in a very short space of time.
Meanwhile, HG resumes his attack on Renegade, but as HG whips Renegade toward the right side of the ring, both FP and Stylez enter the ring and pick up the table. Renegade reverses the whip, sending HG toward FP and Stylez, who smash the table right over HG’s cranium!
A few seconds later, FP and Stylez clear the ring, taking the smashed table fragments with them, and the referee regains consciousness in time to count Renegade’s final pinfall on his colossal opponent.
RK: “1…. 2…. 3! What an upset!”
JR: “Don’t you DARE say that it was a fair and just victory!”
Renegade raises his fist in victory.
TH: “Here are your winners – TEAM RENEGADE!”
The fans – who have been subdued during the match – now erupt into a loud collective boo.
JR: “I’ll be damned if these guys ever win titles! Purgatory had this match won, in my book!”
RK: “Well, David DID beat Goliath in the Bible, JR!”
JR: “But at least HE fought FAIRLY, King, unlike some people!”
RK: “Whatever. We’ll be back in a moment!”
Sandy Drake vs BBB
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and we see “The Young One” Sandy Drake is already inside the ring and plays the crowd. We go to the commentary position to see James Russell and Randal King.
JR: “WELCOME BACK TO WARZONE! Right now, we will have the match between Sandy ‘The Young One’ Drake and Bruno Brazilian Badass!”
RK: “These two up and coming guys have it all, JR! Let me tell you, at the developmental territory, Drake is one of the fast learners I had there. Bruno, he is like the second coming of D-Ex, except…he is black.”
JR: “I hope you wont judge him for his color again, King. Cause he might be here for a long time…and we might get filed into a ‘racism’ case thanks to you.”
RK: “Thanks to me…that tall Brazilian guy actually GOT to this roster! Who did you think taught him to speak English? ME! Who do you think thought him how to wrestle in that territory? ME! Who did you think told him the difference of Penthouse magazine from Playboy Magazine..OF COURSE…ME!”
JR: “Oh…I give up!”
We go to the ring to see Terri Hotbody the second, with a mic in her hands.
TH: “The following singles match is scheduled for ONE FALL! Already in the ring..Sandy ‘the young one’ Drake!”
The camera pans over to the ringside area as “move bitch” by ludacris hits the speakers. After a few seconds, we see “The Tall Lean, Mean Brazilian Ass-kicking Machine” entering ringside.
TH: “Introducing his opponent…BRUNO BRAZILIAN BADASS!!!”
Triple B goes down the ring ramp and behind him, we see a couple of women in bikini. As he stands outside the ring, he slowly turns his attention to the scantly clad women in bikini that joined him and grins.
RK: “LOOK JR!!! HE HAS A COUPLE OF NICE WOMEN WITH HIM! OH YEAH!”
Triple B does a fine imitation of Val Venis as he puts his hands at the back of his head and starts to do a sexy sway for the two ladies. After dancing, he gives the two a kiss on the cheek.
RK: “I guess the dancing was not that good, but if he keeps brining in theses fine ladies, I wont mind!”
JR: “*face palms* oh brother!”
Triple B enters the ring and looks at The Young One from across the ring. The bell rings and Sandy Drake quickly runs towards the tall Brazilian. Drake ducks a clothesline from Triple B and he sends him staggering with a hard kick to the chin. Drake springs himself from the second rope and connects with a springboard dropkick to the face of Triple B to take him down.
JR: “In the early going, it seems like Drake has found a way to make the tall man go down. Drake starts to stomp down on Bruno Brazilian Badass.”
After a while of getting stomped down, Triple B gets up. Triple B hits a hard elbow shot to the face of Drake and he sends him towards the ropes. Triple B catches Drake and takes him down with a hard big boot to the face.
RK: “Big boot by the big guy! Damn, that might have broken the rookie’s face into pieces.”
JR: “Triple B picks up The Young One, but Drake rolls him up for the pin! 1..2…NO! The big man kicks out and he looks pissed off!”
Triple B glares at Sandy Drake before he chokes him with both hands. While he chokes Drake, the referee helplessly tries to break up the choke. The referee counts up to five and tells Triple B to let go. However, Triple B would have none of it and continues to choke the living lights out of Sandy Drake. The referee had no choice but to ring the bell.
TH: “The winner as a result of a disqualification…THE YOUNG ONE!!!”
After hearing that announcement, Triple B lets go and looks at the referee. He starts to argue with the referee and he grabs him by the throat.
RK: “This tall guy sure has one hell of a temper, JR. He is choking the life outta the referee right now. TERRI RUN TO ME..I WILL SAVE YOU!!!”
Triple B stops choking the ref as he sees Terri Hotbody II outside the ring and he approaches her. He gets to the outside and grabs the mic from her hands.
BBB: “Yo know….what? I think you look hot, baby! How about you and me get eat out after the show eh? What you say?”
TH: “uhm…I…”
BBB: “No matter, the chocolate god of love shall answer that for you…OF COURSE YOU WOULD! I shall see you later…”
Triple B backs away from TH II and gives her a flying kiss. He turns around and he joins the two ladies in bikini up the ramp to head for the backstage area.
RK: “Wait…THAT GUY is going to take out Terri Hotbody II? HOW ABOUT ME TERRI?!”
JR: “Oh brother..well folks, X-WCW will be back after these messages.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as a couple of road agents go into the ring to check on The Young One and the referee.
Backstage
X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and we see Cole Ryan in the backstage area.
CR: "We are here backstage with Ignavus."
Strangely, however, Ignavus is nowhere to be seen. Cole realizes this a second later, and bends over, off camera.
He stands up, and pulls the sleeping Igz up by the collar off his feet. Ryan slaps him a bit, and he wakes up.
CR: "So much for professionalism. Igz, last night, we saw you in that double four match. Infact, some say it was the best match of the night, aside from the main event. How was it like to battle Blaster, Xille and Tony Bonito in the same match?"
Igz: "Glorytastic? Fantasical? Greatomestic?"
CR: "You just made all those words up."
Igz: "Oh... really?"
CR: "Yes."
Igz: "Then... ah.... it was fun to be in the match, even worth the effort. I got to outlast the dude who was half the main event for Starcade, and even pin Xille. I really think I should get Bonito to follow me around everywhere and do all my... "work"... for me."
CR: "As always, Igz, you are completely irrelevant and innapropriate. Tonight, you and Xille shall be facing each other for hte first time since your break up. Any thoughts going into the match? Infact, do you have anything to say to your former partner before you leave this backstage area and head for the ring?"
Igz: "I'm gonna murdalate him!"
CR: "You just made that word up, too."
Igz: "You're no fun. Let's see... words for X. Well, people have always considered him the ultimate underdog, the man that never says die and never surrenders... but now thats all gotten into his head. Now people think I don't stand a chance... now I'm the underdog. I guess we're gonna find out who's better."
CR: "Some serious words from Ignavus.."
Igz: "And then I can take a nap!"
CR: "...except not really. Back to the ring!"
Xille vs Igz
We go back to the ringside area where the camera pans over to the announce table.
JR: “Ignavus is still his usual self, King. But will he exert the same energy on this match?”
RK: “How should I know? I don’t like both of them that much, but it was sad to see them split up. I mean, they had something going there, JR! Heck, I bet they could have been the Ultimate Tag Champs right now. But then again, two gigantic egos cant fit into one team.”
“It's so real”
“How I Fee”
“Cause this society”
”That makes a man wanna kill”
“Lapdance” by NERD hits the speakers and Xille enters the ringside area to the boos of the fans.
TH: “Introducing first, from Lancaster, OH….XILLE!”
Xille makes his way down the ramp with a cocky smile on his face. He ignores the booing and the sneering of the fans as he stops in the middle of the ring and dashes down the ramp before he slides into the ring. He goes to the top rope and poses for the crowd, who doesn’t seem to like him.
JR: “The fans are showing what they feel about this wrestler, King.”
Xille makes his way down the corner and waits for his opponent while he stretches using the ropes.
“Clint Eastwood” by The Gorillaz plays throughout the arena and Ignavus makes his way down the ramp.
TH: “And his opponent, from Simsbury CT….IGNAVUS!”
Igz gets a round of cheers from the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. Inside the ring, we see Xille having a scowl on his face as he watches his former partner making his way to the ring. As soon as Ignavus slides into the ring, Xille runs at him and starts to stomp down on him. The bell rings and Xille continues to stomp down on his partner, who slowly gets to his feet.
JR: “Xille got the unfair advantage to start off this match and he picks up Ignavus. Xille hits a couple of rights to the face of Ignavus, and Igz fights back with a couple of his own. X hits one hard knee strike to the gut of Igz and sends him to the ropes. Xille goes for a spinning heel kick but Ignavus avoids it. X turns around and he gets a dropkick to the face for the effort.”
Xille gets to his feet and Ignavus smacks him hard with an elbow smash to the face. Xille staggers back to the corner and Ignavus follows him there. Ignavus delivers some chops to Xille on the corner, but somehow, Xille grabs Igz and sends him to the corner instead. Xille starts to chop the chest of Ignavus in the corner. Xille backs away and charges at the corner for a corner dropkick. However, Ignavus gets out of the way and Xille kicks the top turnbuckle. The kick to the turnbuckle sends Xille to backflip and Ignavus grabs him from behind with a waistlock.
JR: “Ignavus avoided that corner dropkick and he has Xille in a waistlock. Ignavus tries to go for a German Suplex, but Xille hits Igz with a hard elbow to the face. Xille goes behind Ignavus and he goes for a backdrop. Ignavus flips out of it and lands behind Xille. Ignavus pushes Xille to the corner and then he rolls him up for the pin. 1..2..Wait…Xille reverses the roll up..1..2..KICKOUT BY IGZ!”
RK: “These two seem to be evenly match, JR! I think its gonna be a while before this match ends.”
Both men get up at the same time and they lock up on each other. Ignavus locks in an arm wrench on Xille, but Xille reverses the submission hold. Xille goes behind Ignavus while the submission move is locked. Ignavus goes down to his knees and Xille locks on an arm bar on Ignavus’ locked arm. Ignavus slowly gets to his feet and reverses the move. Before Igz could do that, Xille hits a hard kick to the mid-section on his former partner. Xille goes for a vertical suplex, but Ignavus blocks the attempt. Ignavus uses this opportunity to deliver his triple suplex combination on Xille.
JR: “Ignavus blocks the suplex and he hits the caffeine buzz on Xille! Those triple suplex combination seems to be working well for the almighty slacker, King.”
RK: “Your telling me, Xille is down on the mat as we speak.”
Ignavus drags Xille near to the ropes and he goes to the apron. Ignavus springs himself from the apron to deliver a springboard legdrop, but he misses as Xille gets out of the way.
RK: “That was one awkward landing there, JR!”
JR: “Xille avoided that legdrop by Ignavus, and he slowly gets to his feet. Ignavus, on his way up, gets a hard club to the back by his former partner. Xille hits another hard club to the back before he sends him into the corner.”
Xille follows Ignavus into the corner, but Ignavus jumps up to the top rope and delivers the Doldrum.
JR: “Ignavus takes Xille by surprise as he hits the DOLDRUM! Both men are down on the mat, King, and I am not sure who is gonna get up first.”
RK: “I don’t care actually, JR. I do enjoy these two guys beating the hell outta each other because of the reason that one might get beaten up TOO MUCH and would be gone for a while HAHAHA!”
Both men are still down as the referee counts them down. As soon as the referee has reached the ‘7’ count, we see both men getting to their feet. Before the ten count could be made, Ignavus and Xille are up on their feet and slowly turn around to see the other. Both men charge at each other and take each other out with dual clotheslines
RK: “Hahah..oh my! This is just amusing, they are down YET AGAIN, JR!”
JR: “They almost took the other’s head off with those clotheslines, King. But yes, they are down on the mat yet again.”
The referee starts a new 10 count and we see both men stirring up at ‘5’. Ignavus gets himself up by using the ring ropes, while Xille leans on the nearby corner. Ignavus slowly approaches Xille on the corner and picks him up. Xille sends Igz out of the way as he delivers a face rake. Igz staggers for a while as Xille delivers some hard punches to his body. Xille backs Ignavus into the ropes before he sends him to the other side of the ring. Ignavus bounces off the ropes and Xille takes him down with a hurracanrana.
JR: “Xille connects with a hurracanrana on Ignavus. Xille turns around and he delivers a standing moonsault.”
RK: “Here is the pin, JR 1..2..NO! The slacker somehow gets his arm up there. He may be lazy, but I think he doesn’t wanna lose to his former partner at this stage of the match.”
Xille gets to his feet and argues with the referee about the count. While Xille is busy with the referee, Ignavus slowly gets to his feet and hits a hard forearm to the back of Xille’s head. Xille goes down on all fours while Ignavus bounces off the ropes. Ignavus reaches Xille and delivers a hard basement dropkick to the face of his former partner. Xille holds his face in pain and rolls out of the ring.
JR: “That was one hard kick to the face of Xille, King. I think he could have been busted open with that kick to the forehead.”
RK: “I aint too sure JR. Afterall, its just a dropkick to th…OH MY GOD..HE IS BLEEDING!”
Outside the ring, we see Xille getting himself up while the camera zooms in on his bloodied face. The camera zooms out as we see Ignavus inside the ring, just looking at his former partner. Xille gets to his feet, but he soon stumbles down again and holds his bloodied head. Ignavus finally leaves the ring and goes towards Xille. He picks Xille up and he delivers some punches to the head of Xille. Xille soon fights back and delivers some punches of his own to Ignavus. While both men brawl to the outside, the referee starts to count them.
JR: “Both men are exchanging punches outside the ring right now, King! “
RK: “They better listen to the referee’s count, cause it already past the 5 count mark.”
The referee counts to 6 and both men are now brawling up the ramp. By the count of 9, it seems like both men still want to brawl up the stage. The referee finally counts to ten and calls for the bell.
TH: “Due to both men not in the ring after the referee’s count..the match has been declared a draw!!!”
The crowd gets some mixed reactions to the aftermath due to the fact that the match is over by draw and the fact that both men are still at it on the stage of the X-WCW set. On the stage, we see Xille kicking Ignavus below the belt and he grabs him by the head. Soon enough, Xille slams Ignavus head first into the stage wall and he goes down on the ground.
JR: “Bah gawd what a hard smack on the head sustained by Ignavus. Xille may be bleeding right now, but he is still focused on punishing his former partner.”
Xille stumbles towards Ignavus and pulls him up to his feet. He grabs Ignavus by the hair and drags him towards the backstage area.
RK: “I think they will likely settle this thing on the backstage area right now, JR.”
JR: “Obviously, they will, King. Lets go to the backstage area to see what is going on between the two men.”
The WARtron shows the footage of the backstage area and we see Xille kicking Ignavus a couple of times in the gut before he tries to send him into the nearby pile of boxes. Ignavus, however, finds the strength to reverse the momentum and he sends Xille crashing there instead. Ignavus falls down to his knees, but he eventually pulls himself up and goes over to Xille. He waits for Xille to get up and he tackles him to the ground. Both men are on the ground and they start to punch each other. While the two are busy fighting, we see a horde of X-WCW road agent storm into the area and break them up.
RK: “After a whole minute of those two fighting each other, the x-wcw staff figured out it was time to break it up. HOW NICE!”
JR: “The fight may be over, King, but I got a feeling that the feud between these former partners are not yet over. Ladies and gentlemen, up next, we will have Tony Bonito vs Otacon. Do not go away, WARZONE will be back after the break.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break.
Otacon vs Tony Bonito
with Triple D as Special Guest Referee
We go back to ringside for tonight’s main event.
JR: “Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to X-WCW WARzone!”
RK: “Oh boy, JR, this is the main event tonight..and I bet Bonito is gonna win again like he did on Nitro!”
TH: “The following match is scheduled for one fall.”
“Medals remix” hits the speakers and Tony Bonito enters the ringside area. The crowd gives him the usual “Nito…sucks” chant as he raises his two index fingers in the air. Afterwards, the usual stage pyros shoot up from the stage and explode on air as TB makes his way down the ramp.
TH: “Introducing first, from Boston…TONY BONITO!!!”
TB slides into the ring and he goes to the corner to pose for the crowd. He goes down to the mat and crouches as he awaits his challenger. The fans start to cheer as “wherever I may roam” by metallica blares from the PA systems. Otacon enters the ringside area with his former partner, Triple D.
TH: “And his opponent, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 275 pounds, OTACON! And the special referee, out of Australia..DAEDELUS!!!”
JR: “The outcasts, the former X-WCW tag team champs, are making their way down the ramp right now, King.”
RK: “I wonder what Triple D was up to when he left the X-WCW.”
JR: “From what I heard, he just took time off to meet his family.”
After both men enter the ring, Daedelus goes to the middle of the ring and Otacon poses for the fans who continue to cheer for them. Once he is done, the Daedelus signals both him and TB to go to the center of the ring. The bell rings and the two lock up to start this match.
JR: “The match starts with the tie up and Bonito gets the advantage as he quickly goes behind Otacon. Bonito wraps his arms around Otacon and he locks a sleeper hold on the former X-WCW TV champ.”
Otacon hits a couple of elbow strikes to the mid-section of Tony Bonito and grabs one of Bonito’s arms. Otacon spins around and locks an arm wringer to Bonito before he lands an elbow to the arm of TB. Otacon backs TB into the ropes and sends him to the ropes. Otacon tries to clothesline TB, but he slides down and goes behind the con man. TB waits for Otacon to turn around and he smacks him hard to the chin. Otacon staggers backwards before TB takes him down with a dropkick.
RK: “I say, JR, that was 10 outta 10 in the Hardcore Holly dropkick meter.”
JR: “Tony Bonito took down Otacon with an impressive dropkick to the face.”
Otacon gets to his feet and TB delivers a couple of punches to his face. Bonito grabs Otacon and sets him up for a suplex, but Otacon blocks it. Bonito hits a couple of knee strikes to the mid-section of Otacon before he finally delivers a vertical suplex on his opponent. Bonito stands up and taunts the crowd, who just respond by booing him heavily.
JR: “Bonito sure is working up the fans here…the wrong way.”
RK: “THE WRONG WAY?! These fans just don’t like him, that’s how you can put it, JR!”
Bonito turns around and picks up Otacon. Otacon, however, shoves Bonito out of the way and hits him with a shoulder block. Bonito goes down momentarily and Otacon starts to kick him around before he gets up. TB is on his feet and he is backed into the corner by the con man. Otacon hits a hard kick to the gut of TB and he follows it up with a chop to the chest. Otacon hands the kick and chop combination to TB for a few more times before he goes on the second turnbuckle and starts to pummel away on TB.
RK: “Otacon is just handing out a lotta punishment on TB right now, JR.”
After the tenth punch, Otacon jumps down to the mat and TB flops to the ground. Otacon waits for Tony Bonito to get up before he connects with the Final Impact.
JR: “FINAL IMPACT ON BONITO!”
RK: “OH DAMN!”
Bonito goes down to the mat and Otacon goes for the pin. Daedelus counts 1..2..KICKOUT by Bonito. Otacon gets to his feet and cannot believe it. Otacon questions his partner’s count while we see Bonito slowly getting to his feet. Otacon turns around and he receives a hard kick to the gut by Bonito. Bonito scoops him up and delivers the Nito Plex.
JR: “NITO PLEX!!! NITO PLEX BAH GAWD!”
RK: “Otacon didn’t see that one coming, JR. He should have been wise and just focused on Bonito.”
Bonito covers Otacon for the pin.
JR: “Heres the pin 1…2..SHOULDER UP BY THE CONMAN!”
RK: “W-WHA?!”
Bonito looks at the special guest referee and argues the call. TB gets up and starts screaming at Daedelus. TB shoves Daedelus out of frustration and Daedelus responds with a hard left punch to the face of Bonito.
RK: “That was one hell of a punch, JR.”
TB turns around and stumbles into a hard kick by Otacon. Otacon has him on his grasps and he delivers the Final Impact.
JR: “FINAL IMPACT YET AGAIN!”
RK: “This is not good at all.”
Bonito goes down and Otacon covers him for the count. Daedelus counts the pin 1…2…3! Bonito had his shoulder up, but it seems that it was too late. Otacon’s music hits and the fans get a mixed reaction on his victory.
TH: “The winner, OTACON!”
Otacon and Daedelus celebrate in the ring and we see Bonito rolling to the outside of the ring.
RK: “JR, it seems like Bonito was pissed by that call from Triple D. I saw him get his shoulder up, but I think it was too late.”
JR: “The outcasts better watch out, because I see Bonito grabbing the chair from the timekeeper.”
Bonito folds the chair and slides into the ring. Bonito charges Triple D and he takes him down with a hard swing on the back with the steel chair. Otacon turns around, but he is too late as Bonito thrusts the chair into his mid-section. Otacon goes down to his knees and Bonito smacks him over the head with the chair. Bonito starts to stomp down on Otacon as the crowd boos.
JR: “This is just so classy of Bonito right now, King. What a sore los..KING…LOOK! ITS SID!”
RK: “OH MY GOD! GET AWAY FROM THERE TONY!”
TB stands still as he looks at Sid running down the ramp. Sid enters the ring and stands beside the fallen Otacon while he stares down at TB, who is on the other end of the ring. He helps Otacon up, but he suddenly delivers a chokeslam on him.
JR: “WHAT IN THE?! He just chokeslammed Otacon!”
Sid and TB smirk as they look at the other man and approach each other. They shake hands in the middle of the ring and the crowd starts to boo heavily.
RK: “It seems like Bonito and Sid have formed an alliance. Remember JR, the Outcasts already dumped Sid. We thought he wanted to be back tonight, but I guess that means Otacon and Triple D has hell to pay with because Sid has just partnered with Tony Bonito.”
JR: “Sadly, that is the case, King. Well ladies and gentlemen, for Randal King, this is James Russell…SEE YOU ON NITRO!”
X-WCW goes off-air as TB and Sid raise each others arms in the air.