60) X-WCW Nitro #12

[Cyberstrike]

X-WCW goes on-air as we get a black and white footage of the previous show.

Warzone…

Bonito goes down and Otacon covers him for the count. Daedelus counts the pin 1…2…3! Bonito had his shoulder up, but it seems that it was too late. Otacon’s music hits and the fans get a mixed reaction on his victory.

TH: “The winner, OTACON!”

Otacon and Daedelus celebrate in the ring and we see Bonito rolling to the outside of the ring.

RK: “JR, it seems like Bonito was pissed by that call from Triple D. I saw him get his shoulder up, but I think it was too late.”
JR: “The outcasts better watch out, because I see Bonito grabbing the chair from the timekeeper.”

Bonito folds the chair and slides into the ring. Bonito charges Triple D and he takes him down with a hard swing on the back with the steel chair. Otacon turns around, but he is too late as Bonito thrusts the chair into his mid-section. Otacon goes down to his knees and Bonito smacks him over the head with the chair. Bonito starts to stomp down on Otacon as the crowd boos.

JR: “This is just so classy of Bonito right now, King. What a sore los..KING…LOOK! ITS SID!”
RK: “OH MY GOD! GET AWAY FROM THERE TONY!”

TB stands still as he looks at Sid running down the ramp. Sid enters the ring and stands beside the fallen Otacon while he stares down at TB, who is on the other end of the ring. He helps Otacon up, but he suddenly delivers a chokeslam on him.

JR: “WHAT IN THE?! He just chokeslammed Otacon!”

The footage fades to black as Sid and TB shake hands in the middle of the ring.

The opening starts as we see a black and white clip Bonito in the ring. He is wearing a hooded jacket as he stands in the empty ring. Soon enough, the intro guitar riffs of Slapshock’s “WAKE UP” kick in and the camera zooms in on Bonito. After it zoomed in enough on his face, the colors slowly devour him to make it from black to white into a full color footage. They zoom out on Bonito and the scene quickly shifts on the X-WCW stage where the pyros start to explode. With the instrumental intro still playing, we see the following clips in full color

- Xille catching Ignavus mid-air and delivering a DDT
- Blaster hitting the Deep Impact on Divebomb
- TGO connecting with a top rope powerbomb on Otacon
- Divebomb hitting an STO on Eamon

The vocals start to hit as we see Bonito raising both arms in the air as the pyros shoot up

“HEY WATCHA GONNA DO?!”

The footage skips and we see Xille inside an abandoned warehouse. We zoom in on him and suddenly, we go to a footage of Xille hitting the last mile on Wrecka.

“IF YOU WANNA RUN!”

The footage shifts into the ring with Ignavus running towards the corner to hit the Unmotivator on R.E. Rage

“IF YOU WANNA FLY, BETTER FLY WITH ME!”

The scene changes and we see Divebomb raising his UW title up in the air. Suddenly, it fades out and we are shown a clip of DB hitting Ground Zero on Eamon through the announce table.

“IF YOU WANNA GO, IF YOU WANNA KNOW!”

The footage then shows SFM and AJ hitting a double dropkick on PMP before we shift into D-Ex hitting the X-Ocution on Cane Deathscream.

“IF YOU WANNA RUN……”

As the previous clip fades, we go backstage to see D-Ex slowly raising his Singapore cane. As we zoom in his face as he screams “RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!”

“Wake up, you need to back up”

The footage shows Otacon hitting the vertebreaker on Tempest. The footage then shifts into a clip where we see Otacon hitting the final impact on TGO.

“You need to step back”

We go to a black background where Otacon faces the camera with a smirk on his face.

“Wake up!”

The footage soon goes back to show more clips and we see Otacon raising his old belt in the air as he screams something.

“Wake up, you need to back up”

The footage skips and we see Blaster delivering a hard clothesline to Divebomb. We shift into Blaster locking the walls of tears on Flash Stryker.

“You need to step back”

We go back to the black background, but this time, we see Blaster looking at the camera.

“Wake up!”

The footage shifts back into the ring and we see Blaster hitting the Deep Impact on Divebomb.

“Wake up, you need to back up”

The footage skips and we are shown Divebomb hitting an STO to Depth Charge. It shifts and then it shows Divebomb delivering a hard punch to the face of Cyberstrike.

“You need to step back”

The footage then shows Divebomb leaping off the building in slow motion.

“Wake up!”

Before Divebomb hits the ground, it shifts into the ring again where Divebomb hits the Ground Zero on Blaster.

“WAAAAKKKKEE UUUUUPPPP!”

As DB connects with the ground zero, the footage explodes and the X-WCW NITRO logo is shown.

After Nitro’s new intro, we go to ringside for the stage pyros to explode. The camera shows the fans in attendance as we see various signs such as “WE WANT SQUID!” and “AJ and SFM stole my plane tickets to Hawaii!”. The cameras focus on the stage area of ringside as we hear the commentators for the show.

JR: “WELCOME TO NITRO!!! This is James Russell and beside me is Randal King. Tonight we are live at the sold out Staples Center in Los Angeles California!”
RK: “Im so excited for tonight’s show, JR! Tonight, GM D-Ex booked a X-WCW TV Title match in a Tag Team Throwdown match. The rules are simple really, JR, you are the new champ if you pin your opponent.”
JR: “It is one interesting match, King. On that match we will see Big Dog and R.E. Rage take on the team of Karl Baller and TheGreatOne.”
RK: “How about the best of five series, JR?”
JR: “I think its gonna be an all out brawl, King! It’s the 3rd match between two teams who hate the other one. No doubt, it will be as interesting as the last match.”
RK: “Speaking of teams, JR, last Warzone we saw Bonito finding a new ally in Sid Justice. Right now I think Sid has come back to the X-WCW to get his revenge on Daedelus and Otacon. Bonito sure is a smart man JR. The champ might think he hasn’t made an impact, but I’m sure the fans think he already…”


Before RK could continue, “Medals remix” hits the PA systems and Tony Bonito enters the ringside area. He stops on the stage and behind him, we see Sid Justice coming through the curtains. With Sid behind him, he does his usual taunt on stage and the stage pyros shoot up through the ceiling. After the fire-works end, both men go down the ramp as the crowd starts to boo them.

JR: “Speaking of Sid and Bonito, king, they are making their way down ringside.”
RK: “Stop stating the obvious, JR!”
JR: “Need be reminded, it is our JOB to state the obvious, King.”

Both men enter the ring and Bonito grabs the mic. The fans start to chant “Nito…sucks!” while we see Sid shouting at the fans to shut up. To no avail, they still continue to chant.

TB: “SHUT UP!”

The fans continue to chant “Nito…sucks” and Bonito just smirks before he speaks again.

TB: “Well I guess it goes to show how classy Los Angeles is. I sure know why O’Neal asked to be traded last year. Cause I mean, you guys are just a bunch of losers!”

The crowd boos Bonito as he delivers a generic heel promo.

TB: “On Warzone, one of the greatest alliances have been formed. No, its not Fresh Prince and TGStylez. Infact, its WAY better than those two retards put together. It’s the alliance of Tony Bonito and Sid Justice! In the history of the X-WCW, we have been graced by tag teams like the Wreckers, my two boys Concard and Rey, Final Frontier and even Cyberstrike and D-Extreme. But even those teams have not met a team that embodies greatness like we do. On Warzone, the outcasts had a taste of things to come for anyone that dare cross me and Sid on the X-WCW!”

Sid pats TB on the back and asks for the mic. Sure enough, he hands it over to Sid and he coughs for a while.

Sid: “TONY!.......It is GREAT to be a team with you. Its not because that you’re a former heavyweight champ and the only Olympic champ here in the X-WCW. Its because you’re the only one who understands one thing and that is, SID JUSTICE. Only Tony Bonito understood the mind of the psychotic and derange. Only Tony Bonito understood the reason of my existence. Now, the two of us will take X-WCW by storm! Because we are the MASTERS…and RULERS…OF THE WUUURRRRLLLLDDDD!!!!”

Sid snarls as the fans start to boo. Although, the boos turn into cheers as we see Daedelus and Otacon run down the ramp and slides into the ring. Soon enough, a brawl erupts inside the ring.

RK: “THE OUTCASTS?! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE?!”
JR: “Its obvious that both Daedelus and Otacon were NOT pleased by the actions of Bonito and Sid last Warzone. Bah gawd, all four men are just letting it out on the ring right now! IT’S A TOTAL RIOT!”
RK: “Not for long, JR! Here come the referees.”

A horde of referees storm into the ringside area and they break up the fight. While the referees separate the two teams, D-Extreme enters the ringside area with TRD behind him.

D-Ex: “I have seen ENOUGH! It seems like all four of you just wanna get into the ring and fight each other. So tonight’s main event will be Tony Bonito and Sid Justice vs Otacon and Daedelus….IN A FALLSCOUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!!!”

The fans cheer loudly after D-Extreme announces the match.

RK: “ARGH! DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT JR?! A falls count anywhere match, TONIGHT!”
JR: “I sure did King. Infact, that will be one for the books! Folks stay tune, NITRO WILL BE BACK AFTER THE BREAK!”

X-WCW goes to a commercial break as we see D-Ex and TRD leave the ringside area.

Sandy Drake vs Bruno Brazilian Badass

JR: “Welcome back to Nitro folks. On our last Warzone, Bruno Brazilian Badass got himself disqualified in a one on one match with Sandy Drake. General Manager D-Extreme has ordered that match to be held again this week in hopes of finding a winner in a clean decision.”

RK: “D-Extreme wasn’t too happy about that.”

JR: “Definitely not. Sandy Drake has a disadvantage in this match as he gives up over 200 pounds on his opponent.”

RK: “It may be too much for Drake to handle.”

Behind Those Eyes by 3 Doors Down plays as Sandy Drake appears at the top of the stage and makes his way to the ring.

TH: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the Young One, Sandy Drake!

Drake enters the ring and climbs a turnbuckle. The crowd gives him a decent reaction as his music fades.

Move B***c by Ludarcis hits and BBB appears at the top of the stage wearing a smoker’s jacket. He begins to walk to the ring at a moderate pace.

TH: “And his opponent, from Brasilia, Brazil, weighing in at 480 pounds, Bruno Brazilian Badass!”

BBB climbs over the top rope and stands in the center of the ring. He removes it the smoker’s jacket and hands it to Terri Hotbody as she exits the ring.

The bell rings and the two lock up. BBB pushes Drake to the ground, but Drake quickly gets back up. Drake charges at BBB, but is met with a thunderous right hand.

JR: “It appears Bruno has the early advantage early on in this match.”

RK: “Well duh, he’s an almost 500 pound love machine. It’s hard to stop a machine, James.”

Drake charges again, but at the last second drops and delivers a chop to the knee of BBB, causing the big man to stagger for a moment, but he quickly regains his balance.

BBB pulls Drake in and delivers a stiff right hook. Still holding Drake, BBB delivers a European uppercut that sends Drake to the ground.

JR: “And Bruno goes for a cover. 1,2 and Sandy Drake is able to kick out.”

RK: “Looks like the kid’s got more fight in him than I thought.”

JR: “He showed that on Warzone also before Bruno got himself disqualified.”

RK: Hopefully this match won’t end like last week’s did.”

Bruno sends Drake to the ropes, but Drake bounces off and dives for the knee again. This time, the big man goes down and Drake goes for a cover. The ref gets to two and BBB throws Drake off of him with force.

JR: “And Bruno kicks out of that one with authority.”

Bruno gets up to see Drake leap at him with a cross body from the top rope. Bruno grabs him and throws Drake behind him.

JR: “High elevation by Bruno on that drop.”

RK: “Drake may have gotten the breath knocked out of him on that one.”

Bruno sees Drake in the corner and picks him up. He wraps Drakes legs around the top turnbuckle and sets him down in a tree of woe position.

JR: “Bruno is now heading to the other corner looking to go full speed at Sandy Drake.”

RK: “Looks like this one is gonna be over real quick.”

JR: “For once I may have to agree with you James.”

Bruno charges full force at Drake, but somehow Drake is able to do a sit up on the turnbuckle and Bruno crashes into the turn buckle.

Drake jumps off the turnbuckle and leaps at Bruno from behind with a stinger splash.

JR: “The momentum is quickly shifting in favor of Sandy Drake.”

Bruno takes a few stumbling steps backwards and when he turns around, Sandy Drake nails him with his powerful superkick maneuver, the Age Before Beauty. Bruno falls to the ground and Drake goes for a cover.

JR: “1,2,and 3. Drake wins the match.”

TH: “Here is your winner, The Young One, Sandy Drake!”

Drake climbs to the top rope and celebrates as “Behind Those Eyes” plays. Bruno gets himself up and realizes he has lost the match. He grabs a mic as the music fades.

BBB: “Now kid, you beat me fair and square. I respect that. So let’s have a little celebration in honor of that. I saw a few fine looking honies in the crowd. Security, would you escort those three lovely ladies to the ring please.”

The security guads lead the ladies into the ring. For some odd reason they are all wearing trench coats.

BBB: “Now ladies, what’s with the big coats? Would you mind letting everyone see what you all are hiding?”

The ladies then remove their trenchcoats to reveal they are all wearing very skimpy bikinis. Drake nods in approval and Bruno appears to be drooling. Bruno’s music then plays as the ladies begin to dance around the two men.

RK: “I wish I was down their right now.”

JR: “I’m sure you would. Stay tuned folks, we have more exciting X-WCW action coming up after this short break.”


***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

“Falling Apart” by Zebrahead (the theme for Ground Zero 3) is played as we see clips of Powerbomb vs Starstorm.

PMP: “We’ll show those punks why we’re the dominant tag team in the X-WCW.”

The footage shows PMP and BS delivering a double powerbomb on Vanth during PMP’s voice over. The footage goes over to another clip where we see Starstorm wearing nTo shirts as they make their way down the ramp.

RD: “We booted those old geezers from the nTo and now we’ll humiliate them again.”

The footage shows Starstorm’s win over Powerbomb during Nitro 11.

BS: “We’ll win the best of five series and become the next tag team champions.”

VD: “They got lucky with their win. It won’t happen again.”

VO: “One of these teams will go to Ground Zero 3 to fight for the X-WCW Ultimate Tag Team Championships.”

As the voice over plays, we see the following clips in black and white.
- Starstorm delivering a double suplex on Bombshell
- PMP driving VD through a table.
- The referee raising the X-WCW Ultimate Tag Titles.

The footage fades for a while before we see Final Frontier with the belts.

AJ: “The only problem is, they gotta get through me and SciFi Man to get these titles.”

SFM: “Whoever gets the shot, you’ll be standing at Ground Zero. Get ready for the fall out.”

The footage goes over to the GZ logo as the voice over starts yet again.

VO: “X-WCW Presents: GROUND ZERO III”

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X-WCW TV Championship
Tag Team Throwdown match
R.E. Rage(c) & Big Dog vs Karl Baller & TGO

X-WCW goes back to the commercial break and the camera pans over to the ring where Terri 2nd is in the ring.

TH: “The following tag team throwdown match is for the TV Title. The person who pins his opponent, shall be the TV champion.”

“Stupify” by Distubed hits the PA System and the pyros shoot off. Some sort of fog starts to fill the entrance way as we see Big Dog walking down the ringside area while he has his arms stretched wide. He slowly turns around to the boos of the fans and starts to go down the ring with a cocky smile.

TH: “Introducing first, form Knoxville Tennessee…BIG DOG!!!”

RK: “It seems like he has some new entrance pyros and fog effects JR!”
JR: “This man may be cocky, King, but he does have talent.”
RK: “Cocky? He is just like Rage, they are BOTH talented…and also MISUNDERSTOOD by these stupid fans.”

Big Dog slides into the ring and goes to the top rope to pose for the fans, who continue to give him some heel heat. He takes off his sunglasses and goes down from the top rope to wait for his partner. The lights go off as we hear a familiar voice.

“I…AM…IT!”

The pyros explode on stage as we hear another voice.

“BREAK!”

“Tear away” by Drowning Pool hits as R.E. Rage enters the ringside area. He stops on the stage and raises the X-WCW TV belt in the air while the gold sparkles shower the stage.

TH: “And his partner, he is the X-WCW TV Champ…R.E. RAGE!!!”

After getting introduced by Terri 2nd, he puts his TV title onto his shoulders and makes his way down the ramp. The crowd starts to boo and they start to chant “Ricky sucks”

RK: “Oh these idiots just don’t know how to treat the TV champ his well deserved respect!!!”

Rage enters the ring and goes to the top turnbuckle. He points to the crowd before he pats his TV Title that is on top of his shoulder. He goes down from the top turnbuckle and hands the TV title to the ringside hand. Rage and Big Dog look at each other for a while before they shake each other’s hand. They both look onto the stage and await their opponents.

JR: “Well King, it seems like Big Dog and R.E. Rage are on the same page for this match. I don’t know how long they can evade their huge egos though.”
RK: “Their egos wont clash JR! They both respect each other. Infact, they both know they are the best of both worlds!”

“Bad Bad Man” by John Cena hits and TGO enters the ringside area.

TH: “Introducing their opponents..introducing first, from Greenland…THE GREAT ONE!!!”

The crowd goes wild as TGO makes his way down the ramp. He gives a few high fives to the fans before he makes it outside the ring. He stops right there and waits for his partner. Just then, “Ima Hustla” plays throughout the PA Systems and Karl Baller enters the ringside wearing a Magic Johnson jersey.

TH: “And his partner, from Philadelphia Pennsylvania…KARL BALLER!!!”

The fans cheer for KB as he goes down the ramp and starts to do his rap.

KB: “AYO DA MASTER IS BACK, AND BEATEN DA ASSES OF 2 MORE SLAVES/
ONE IS DA SMALL DOG LIL BITCH, AND DA OTHA IS ROACH EGG RAGE/
I BANG HARDA DEN PAGE, MORE LIKE A BAT TO HEAD/
SO I'MA DO WHAT HIS MOMMA SHOULDA DID SIT BACK AND CRACK DIS EGG/
*claps for them* YAY YOU JUMPED TGO AFTER HE WAS TIRED, HAD HIM FLAT ON HIS BUTT/
BUT DEN I CAME FRESH HAD YALL 2 ON 1 AND WAS TILL CRACKIN YOU UP/
SMACKED YALL LIKE A PUCK, SHOWED YALL DAT LIL BITCH IS A USELESS PUP/
DAT NIGHT LB TOOK OFF R.E’S SIPPY CUP IN SEARCH FOR SOME NEW JUICE TO SUCK/(crowd laughs)
LOOSEN UP, WHEN BITCH WON AT WARZONE IT WAS KIND A LIKE GAME GLITCH /
BUT YOU GOT DA TITLE NOW, I GUESS WE CAN CALL YOU X-DUB CEE DUB’S OWN XTREME BITCH/
AND I MEAN DIS, BUT ENOUGH SMALL TALK, TIME TO GET DIRTY AND DAMP/
NEXT TIME I RAP, I’LL HAVE BLING ON MY FINGER AND MY WAIST, AS YOUR NEW TV CHAMP”

With the rap finished, he stands beside TGO for a while. Both men look at each other for a while before they go up the apron and jump into the ring at the same time.

RK: “That was some synchronized ring entrance there, JR!”

However, after the two enter the ring, Big Dog and R.E. Rage charge at them and attacks them. The bell rings with all four men brawling in the ring.

JR: “All four men are starting this out, King! Rage and TGO are at it on one end. Karl Baller and Big Dog, are beating each other up..on the other end.”
RK: “I have a feeling Rage and TGO aren’t the best of friends, JR. And you know what, that also goes for Big Dog and Baller.”

Rage and TGO are exchanging punches while we see Baller kicking Big Dog hard before he takes him down with a tackle. Baller mounts on top of Big Dog and starts to pummel him on the face with some hard punches. Big Dog, somehow, rolls Baller and himself to the outside of the ring and they continue their brawl there.

JR: “Well, it seems like TGO and Rage are the legal men right now, King.”

Rage misses a punch on TGO and TGO makes him pay for it with a hard chop to the chest. Rage staggers backwards to the nearby ropes and TGO starts to deliver some hard kicks to the mid-section. After a while, TGO sends Rage to the other end of the ropes. TGO catches Rage with a hiptoss and R.E. Rage goes down. Rage gets to his feet and TGO takes him down yet again with a hiptoss. TGO picks up R.E. Rage and starts to deliver some knee strikes to the mid-section.

JR: “The Great One is hitting Rage with a couple of knee-strikes to the middle area. TGO grabs Rage and he sets him up for a vertical suplex. TGO is showing his strength right now, King! He is just holding Rage up in the air. With the blood rushing on Rage’s head, he would be too dizzy to notice he got suplexe..what the?! Rage wriggles out of it mid-air and lands behind The Great One. TGO goes down to his knees right now as Rage smacked him hard on the back of the neck with a powerful forearm smash.”
RK: “Ha! That should teach TGO that R.E. Rage, is no man to take too lightly.”

With TGO on his knees, Rage slaps him around on the head. Rage goes infront of TGO and takes him down with a basement dropkick to the face. Rage gets to his feet and taunts the crowd before he grabs TGO. He picks up TGO and he tries to send him to the corner, however, TGO reverses the whip. Rage hits the corner and TGO follows it up with a corner clothesline. While Rage is still on the corner, TGO starts to deliver some chops to the chest. After a couple of chops, Rage fights back with some kicks to the mid-section of TGO. TGO backs off for a while and Rage goes to the second turnbuckle. Rage launches himself off the second rope and goes for a double axe handle smash, but TGO sees him and takes him down with a kick.

RK: “OH! TGO got lucky and he caught Rage mid-air! C’Mon Rage, get up!”
JR: “It seems like Rage got hit hard on the head with that kick, King.”

We see TGO picking up Rage and he sets him up on the top turnbuckle.

JR: “Its time for TGO to finish this early, King.”
RK: “That’s nice, but I think the brawl is finally finished on the outside.”

Outside the ring, we see the referee breaking up the fight of Baller and Big Dog. We see Big Dog sliding back into the ring while Baller is still being backed up by the referee. Inside the ring, TGO goes for the top rope powerbomb, but Big Dog stops him. Big Dog kicks TGO hard on the mid-section and delivers the Dog House Delivery.

JR: “DOG HOUSE DELIVERY! DAMN YOU BIG DOG!!!”
RK: “hahaha! What comes around, goes around!”
JR: “What are you talking about?! He just helped Rage escape from another loss!”
RK: “And? This is a tag match! Its all legal, cause the referee is still busy controlling a furious Karl Baller outside.”

Big Dog goes to his corner as TGO is down on the mat. Rage goes down from the top turnbuckle and he sees TGO down on the mat. Outside the ring, its safe to say Baller is now stable and the ref decides to get back into the ring. With the ref back inside, Rage covers TGO for the pin.

JR: “The pin is made 1…2..CLOSE!...BUT NO CIGAR!”
RK: “Damn it! He already had it! HE ALREADY HAD IT! DAMN IT!”

Rage gets to his feet and he drags TGO to his corner. Rage tags out to Big Dog and they start to stomp a mudhole on TGO in the corner. Rage goes back to his corner and Big Dog takes TGO down with a vertical suplex.

RK: “Damn, that surely shook the ring hard, JR!”
JR: “Big Dog connected with the suplex and now he waits for TGO to get up. TGO is slowly getting to his feet and Big Dog goes over to him and delivers a hard club to the back. TGO is on all fours now, but it seems like BD aint done dishing out some clubs on him right now.”

After delivering a barrage of hard clubs to the back of TGO, Big Dog picks him up. Big Dog lifts him up with a military press and he tosses him to the other side of the ring. Big Dog flexes his muscles as the crowd boos him loudly.

RK: “Look at those biceps, JR! That is so big, reminds me of mine heheh!!!”

Big Dog goes over to TGO and picks him up. However, TGO starts to hit him with some punches to the gut. Big Dog lets go and TGO takes him down with a dropkick. TGO quickly makes it to his corner and tags out to KB. Baller jumps into the ring while Big Dog gets to his feet. As soon as BD turns to his direction, Karl Baller connects with a couple of hard punches across the face of Big Dog. He backs Big Dog to the corner and delivers a couple of more punches to Big Dog.

JR: “Baller is fired up right now, King. He aint taking no crap from anyone right now.”
RK: “Of course he aint, that would mean his losing streak might get extended again hahaha!”

Karl Baller goes on the top turnbuckle and starts to hammer away on the face of Big Dog. After the tenth punch, he goes onto the apron while Big Dog stumbles forward. While Big Dog is still groggy, Karl Baller launches himself from the apron and connects with a springboard dropkick.

RK: “I gotta be honest, JR, KB did something new. And you know what, it was impressive.”
JR: “Baller connects with that springboard dropkick on Big Dog and he goes for the pin. 1…2..Rage breaks up the pin!”

Rage gets back into his corner, but he surely has caught the attention of Karl Baller. KB goes to Rage’s corner and takes him to the outside with a hard forearm smash. KB turns around and Big Dog is there to rake him on the face. KB staggers back before Big Dog grabs him and takes him down with a hard clothesline. KB gets to his feet and Big Dog delivers some hard punches to his body and backs him into the corner. KB is on the corner and Big Dog starts to choke him with his boot.

JR: “Oh this is just unfair! Big Dog is choking KB with his boot. Someone please just ring the bell, this is already a DQ.”
RK: “Its not even 5 seconds yet, JR. So relax already.”

After the five count, Big Dog lets go of the choke on Baller. Baller goes down on the mat and Big Dog turns his attention to TGO, who is on the other end of the ring. Big Dog badmouths TGO and TGO gets into the ring. Before TGO could land a hand on BD, the referee tells him to go back to his corner. While the ref is busy, Rage gets into the ring and he and BD start to stomp down on Karl Baller. Rage and Big Dog pick him up and they deliver a double suplex on Baller before the referee gets his attention back to the match. Rage goes back to his corner just in time and the referee only catches Big Dog picking up Baller.

JR: “Rage and Big Dog got away with that double team on the ref’s back. But I think Baller should just try to tag out already.”
RK: “I agree, JR. I mean, isn’t it enough that he cant even score a win by himself?”
JR: “Oh just stop insulting him already! I believe he can win!”
RK: “Yeah, me too. But not tonight though, hahaha!”

Big Dog delivers some hard chops to the chest of Baller in the middle of the ring before he whips him towards the ropes. Baller ducks a clothesline from Big Dog and he bounces on the other end. On his way back, he launches himself into the air and takes Big Dog and himself down with a flying forearm smash.

JR: “Baller hits the desperation move! But..can HE reach his corner in time to get the hot tag to his partner?”
RK: “C’mon BD! GET UP!”

Both men are down on the mat as the referee counts them. At the count of 5, both men start to move to their respective corners. Big Dog makes it to his corner and tags out to Rage. Rage runs towards KB in attempts to stop him from tagging his partner. Unfortunately, he is too late and TGO gets tagged in. TGO enters the ring and takes down Rage with a clothesline. Rage gets back up, but it taken out yet again by a clothesline from TGO. Big Dog runs towards TGO and he gets taken down via powerslam.

JR: “TGO IS ON FIRE, KING!”
RK: “Damn, he is taking out both Big Dog AND R.E. Rage.”

TGO picks up Big Dog and tosses him to the outside of the ring. TGO picks up Rage and delivers some lightning fast punches to the face. TGO sends Rage towards the ropes and catches him by the throat. TGO is set to deliver the face-first chokeslam, but Rage kicks him below the belt.

JR: “Rage delivers a low blow on TGO, and the ref didn’t see it!”
RK: “What low blow, JR?”
JR: “Oh please, I saw that kick from miles!”

TGO goes down and Rage goes down to his knees for a while. Rage is the first to get to his feet and he picks up The Great One. Rage locks the front facelock on TGO before he delivers the revolver shot.

JR: “Rage gets the revolver shot on TGO and he goes for the pin 1…2…3! Damn him, damn him to hell! He cheated and he got away with it!”
RK: “He didn’t cheat, JR! He did what was necessary….uhm….stop TGO from having a baby.”

TH: “The winner and STILL X-WCW Telvision Champion…R.E. RAGE!”

“Tear away” by drowning pool plays as the referee hands Rage with the X-WCW TV title. He gets to his feet and raises the belt up in the air as the fans bombard the TV champ with boos. Rage exits the ring and helps out Big Dog.

RK: “Well JR, it was a good match. Lets be honest, no matter how much you hate Big Dog and Rage, they are two of the best wrestlers here in the X-WCW!”
JR: “You may be right with that, King. However, I still cannot detest on how unfair Rage got the pinfall. Well folks, stick around cause up next, we will have Powerbomb vs Starstorm.”

X-WCW goes to a commercial break as Rage and Big Dog make their way to the backstage area.

Best of Five Series
Match #3
Street Fight
StarStorm vs PoweBomb

We go back from the commercial break and we see Powerbomb and Starstorm brawling inside the middle of the ring. The voice overs of the announcers are heard as the two teams continue to brawl.

JR: “Welcome back to NITRO! During the break, Powerbomb attacked Starstorm on their way to the ring, and the brawl erupted from there.”
RK: “It is one hell of a brawl, JR.”

Inside the ring, we see Vanth clotheslining PMP out of the ring. Vanth helps Raven and hits a knee strike to Bombshell. They back Bombshell on the corner and start to deliver a mudhole stomping on him. With Bombshell down on the corner, Raven grabs a chair and places it over the face of the fallen Bombshell. Vanth backs up for a bit before he runs towards the corner and deliver a baseball slide to the chair, that was over Bombshell.

JR: “Good gawd! That was one sick shot by Starstorm on Bombshell!”
RK: “You tell me, I heard the shot from here.”

Outside the ring, we see PMP picking up a chain that was wrapped around the ring post. He slides back in and wraps the chain on his fist. Vanth notices PMP back and he charges at him. Unfortunately, he gets clocked hard by the chain-wrapped fist of PMP. Raven ducks and incoming punch from PMP and he kicks him below the belt.

RK: “Its all legal, JR. But I pity PMP cause that is not the FIRST time I saw him get…kicked on the nads.”
JR: “It is something to pity, King. But RD is about to get the same fate…BS gets to his knees and low blows RD!”
RK: “Talk about karma, huh? HAHAHA!!”

Both PMP and RD fall down to their knees and they hold their manhood. Bombshell slowly gets to his feet and grabs the chair. He folds it and he places it between the top turnbuckle and the middle turnbuckle before he goes over RD. He picks up RD and charges him head first into the steel chair on the corner. The loud smack is heard throughout the arena as RD falls down to the mat.

JR: “BAH GAWD! THAT WAS JUST TOO SADISTIC!”
RK: “Bombshell is one sick person, JR. So you better expect worse from him, if you ask me.”

The crowd chants ‘holy s***’ after that happened. Bombshell helps PMP get to his feet inside the ring. Outside the ring, we see Vanth getting a cookie tray from the apron and he climbs to the apron. He makes his way to the top rope and he leaps off. He lands on the mat after he smacks PMP over the head with a cookie tray. PMP falls down and BS starts to deliver some hard clubs to the back of Vanth. Vanth shoves BS out of the way, leading BS to be backed on the ropes. BS bounces off the ropes and Vanth smacks the cookie tray across his face.

RK: “Cookies anyone? This match is too see saw to tell who is winning, JR.”
JR: “It is pretty much, a see-saw battle”

Vanth throws the cookie tray to the fallen BS and goes to the outside. Vanth grabs two garbage can lids and throws them into the ring. Before he gets back to the ring, he pulls out a ladder.

JR: “I think Vanth wants to do something with the ladder. VD sets up the ladder as Powerbomb slowly gets to their feet. RD is up and he grabs the two trashcan lids his partner threw in earlier. Bombshell is up and Raven levels him with the trashcan lid. PMP gets to his feet and..yep, also gets hit across the face by RD.”
RK: “While VD is climbing up the ladder, his partner seems to be placing the fallen Bombshell and PMP beside each other. I guess we will see something good here.”
Vanth reaches the top of the ladder and on the mat, we see RD signaling him to jump. RD launches himself from the ladder and delivers the super nova on BOTH BS and PMP.

JR: “DOUBLE SUPERNOVA! BAH GAWD THAT WAS A RISKY MOVE!”
RK: “You said it, JR! I thought VD was gonna miss and injure himself. Oh well, VD pins both men 1….2…3! This match is over, JR!”

TH: “The winners of this match, STARSTORM!”

“End of everything” hits the speakers as the referee raises both men’s arms in victory. After they celebrate their win, they leave the ring. RD gets a mic from the stage hand and Starstorm make their way up the rampway. After they reach the stage, they turn around and point at Powerbomb.

RD: “Kings of the steetmatch huh? I guess that proves you claim wrong! So on Warzone, you two are gonna meet us in a CLOCKWORK HOUSE OF FUN MATCH!”

The fans give a mild pop and X-WCW goes to a commercial break.

Backstage

Nitro goes back from the commercial break and we go to the GM’s office where we see D-Extreme sitting down on his desk. He hears someone knocking on the door and he motions for TRD to open it. The Real Deal opens the door and it is revealed that Divebomb is the one who knocked on the door.

D-Ex: “Its nice to see you here tonight, champ.”
DB: “Don’t mention it.”

DB makes his way to the chair across D-Ex’s and sits down on it.

D-Ex: “So, how is your back feeling?”
DB: “Its been better, but I think I can wrestle tonight.”
D-Ex: “That’s nice to hear, champ. Anyway, regarding the person who injured you…”

Before D-Ex could continue, Fresh Prince enters the office.

FP: “Hey! y dot I hae a mtch?!”
D-Ex: “…….”
DB: “…….”
FP: “cmn I wnt mtch!!!”
D-Ex: “…..”
DB: “……”
FP: “HY! DNT IGNOR ME!!!”
D-Ex: “……..*ahem* please, TRD, show him the way out.”

TRD nods and kicks FP below the belt. With FP momentarily groping himself, TRD grabs him by the shirt and tosses him outside the office.

D-Ex: “Thank you. Now, where were we again, champ?”

Before D-Ex and DB talk again, the scene fades to black.

Xbomb and The Icon vs Final Frontier

We go back to ringside and we see Xbomb and The Icon already in the ring.

JR: “Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Right now we will have another tag team match that will surely be good.”
RK: “I still wonder what D-Ex and the X-WCW UW champ were talking about. Damn FP!”

TH: “The following match is a tag team match. Currently in the ring, THE ICON AND XBOMB!”

“Save a horse, ride a cowboy” hits the speakers and Final Frontier enter the ringside area.

TH: “And their opponents, the X-WCW Tag Team Champs…FINAL FRONTIER!!!”

SFM and AJ make their way down the ramp as the fans cheer loudly for them.

RK: “Here come the tag champs, JR. I think they cant wait to put these young rookies back into their places. Well, if I were them, I would feel the same thing too!”

Both men enter the ring and go to different corners of the ring. They both climb at the same time and pose for the crowd, who eats it all up. Both men jump down from the top turnbuckle and hand over their belts to the referee.

JR: “Two new guys are about to face a veteran team in this match. Will the champs show their experience or will we see an upset?”
RK: “I already see an upset. JR”
JR: “You do?”
RK: “Yeah, I’m upset that Bruno didn’t send over one of his bikini entourage to me right now ”

The bell rings and SFM and XBomb start off this match. Both men lock up in the center of the ring, but X Bomb quickly shoves SFM onto the mat. X Bomb asks SFM to lock up again and he agrees. Again, X Bomb shoves SFM onto the mat. SFM gets to his feet while X Bomb flexes his muscles infront of him.

RK: “This kid is showing how strong he is right now, JR.”
JR: “X Bomb surely has some brute strength with him, King.”

SFM charges at X Bomb and ducks a clothesline from him. On his way back, SFM delivers a dropkick to the face X Bomb. X Bomb staggers back into a corner and SFM goes towards him. Before SFM could hit him, X Bomb grabs him by the neck and puts him on the corner. X Bomb starts to deliver some hard kicks to the gut. X Bomb backs up a bit and charges at the corner. SFM gets out of the way and X Bomb hits the corner shoulder first.

RK: “A very big rookie mistake there by the big man, X Bomb.”

X Bomb staggers back and SFM spins him around to lock an arm wrench. With the arm wrench locked, SFM delivers a hard elbow strike onto the shoulder of X Bomb. The big man goes down to his knees and SFM takes him down with a shinning wizard kick.

JR: “SFM connects with a shinning wizard kick and he goes for the pin 1..2..kickout! SFM picks up X Bomb and he sends him into Final Frontier’s corner. SFM tags out to his partner and they whip X Bomb onto the ropes. X Bomb, with the bounce off the ropes, is caught and goes down with a double hip toss from the X-WCW Ultimate Tag Team Champs.”

Autobot Jazz delivers a couple of elbow drops to the fallen X Bomb. X Bomb gets to his feet and blocks a kick from AJ and takes him down from the legs. X Bomb mounts on top of AJ and starts to hit some hard forearm shots to the forehead of AJ.

RK: “Talk about taking it to your opponent JR, X Bomb is hitting AJ UFC STYLE right now!”
JR: “Those hard hammers to the head of AJ might hurt the tag team champ’s hopes of winning this match in the long run, King. X Bomb pulls up Autobot Jazz and he whips him across the ropes. AJ, with the bounce of the ropes, gets caught by a big boot to the face.”

AJ goes down and X Bomb drags him to his corner. He tags out to The Icon, who starts to stomp down on AJ. Icon waits for AJ to get to his feet before he bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a running clothesline. The Icon picks up AJ and kicks him in the mid-section a couple of times. He sends AJ to the ropes and he catches him with a hiptoss. The Icon goes to the top rope and he seems to be planning on doing something right now.

RK: “I wonder what this rookie has in mind, JR.”
JR: “Whatever it is, high risk moves are quite dangerous to pull off…”
RK: “…because their high risk…duh!”

The Icon launches himself from the top rope and goes for a moonsault. However, on his way down, AJ rolls out of the way.

RK: “And here comes the bomb…KA BOOM! Too bad he didn’t hit the target”

AJ gets to his feet and waits for The Icon to get up. Icon turns around an AJ kicks him hard on the gut.

JR: “Autobot jazz has The Icon and..ENERGON DRAINER! BAH GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT! The Icon is down and AJ goes for the pin 1..2..3!”
RK: “What the? ITS OVER?! Either these guys were just paid by Final Frontier, or they just plain suck.”

TH: “The winner by pinfall..FINAL FRONTIER!!!”

Final Frontier’s music hits the speakers while the x-wcw ultimate tag champs celebrate in the ring.

JR: “It was a good match, King. X Bomb and The Icon seem to have what it takes to be in the X-WCW, but Final Frontier showed them why they are the tag team champs. Folks, don’t go away, we got more NITRO right after the break.”

X-WCW goes to a commercial break as X Bomb and The Icon make their way up the ramp.

Hardcore Match
Xille vs Igz

X-WCW comes back from the commercial break and we see THII on the ring.

TH: “The following match is scheduled in a HARDCORE RULES MATCH!!!”

We go to the announce table with JR and RK.

JR: “Welcome back to Nitro, ladies and gentlemen. We got an exciting match right now, its Ignavus vs Xille in a hardcore match.”
RK: “I like these kinds of matches, JR! Not only does it involve people using foreign objects…ANYTHING can happen! I mean, at one point or another, Xille might attack Ignavus on his way here..or..the other way around!”
JR: “Those two men sure hate each other, King. And I think GM D-Extreme has made it clear that he is giving them a chance to pour out those ill feelings in a hardcore match.”

“Clint Eastwood” by the Gorillaz hit the speakers as Ignavus enters the ringside area.

TH: “Introducing first, from Simsbury CT., IGNAVUS!!!”

Ignavus groggily makes his way down the ramp as the fans cheery wildly for the resident slacker. Igz enters the ring and leans on the corner.

RK: “I think Ignavus needs to eat some sugar right now, cause by the looks of things, he’d rather sleep already. The bad thing there is, Xille might just go on top of him for the three count without him knowing it….which might be a good thing.”

“Lap Dance” by NERD hits the speakers and the crowd automatically boos even though the competitor hasn’t shown himself yet.

TH: “And his opponent, from Lancaster Ohio…XILLE!!!”

After a few seconds, Xille still doesn’t arrive to the ringside area. Confused, Terri Hotbody II looks at Ignavus, who is heard snoring. TH looks at the stage and announces again.

TH: “And his opponent, from Lanacaster Ohio..XILLE!!!”

The cameras pan over to the stage, and there is STILL no sign of Xille.

RK: “JR, WHERE THE HELL is Xille?”
JR: “I have no idea, King. It seems like he is not showing up.”

After a few seconds, the music stops and the WARtron opens up to see Xille. The fans boo him as he begins to speak.

X: “Hey Ignavus…just in case your not lazy enough to look into the WARtron right now, its me, Xille.”

Inside the ring, we see the referee waking Ignavus up and tells him that Xille is on the WARtron.

X: “Now I know what your thinking, where is Xille? Well, I ask no further, you lazy bum..I’M HERE! But I’m so sorry that I cant make it to our match tonight. You see, after being with you during our days as a tag team, I got used of you being so lazy and all..so I thought that you should taste your own medicine tonight. Igz, I just don’t see the need to fight you tonight…maybe next time. The next time we meet, don’t worry, I’ll fight you…and I’ll beat you up so bad, that they would permanently fix you into a comfortable bed. Fate has dictated that I will CRUSH YOU like the bug that you are, Igz. You just cant deny fate Igz..just like you cant deny THE X!”

The fans boo loudly as the footage stops. In the ring, we see Terri entering the ring again to announce something.

TH: “The winner of this match due to some unforeseen circumstances…IGNAVUS!”

Ignavus’ music hits the speakers as the referee raises his hand. Ignavus pulls his arm down and leaves the ring. A scowl is visible on the face of the almighty slacker as he makes his way to the backstage area.

RK: “Wow, Xille backed out of this match…that was something I didn’t see coming.”
JR: “What a coward. Oh well then, lets just wait for the next match to begin. Stay tune folks, up next, we have a fourway elimination match!”

X-WCW goes to a commercial break.

Four-Man Elimination Match
Blaster vs Stryker vs Cane Deathscream vs Judge Death

“Imperium” hits, and Blaster makes his way to the ring, greeted by a thunderous ovation from the fans in attendance.

TH: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a Fatal Four Elimination Match, and it is set for a total of three falls! Introducing first: BLASTER!”

As Blaster reaches the ring, “Speedway” blares through the speakers. Flash Stryker appears on the stage, receiving a loud cheer, before pointing at the ring and running toward it.

TH: “And his first opponent: FLASH STRYKER!”

And once Stryker enters the ring, “Deadly Game” plays. After a slight pause, Cane Deathscream makes his entrance to a somewhat mixed crowd response.

TH: “Their next opponent: CANE DEATHSCREAM!”

Cane makes his way to the ring, and upon reaching it, “Out of the Silent Planet” hits the speakers. Before long, Judge Death makes his appearance, receiving a mixed fan response as well.

TH: “And their final opponent: JUDGE DEATH!”

Judge Death walks to the ring with sinister intent.

JR: “I’m just receiving word from the back that we’ve got a very special segment coming up after this match!”
RK: “What’s it all about, JR?”
JR: “It’s something to help us shed some light on these stills we’ve been seeing lately, King!”
RK: “So this Grandmaster E character might be revealing himself early?”
JR: “No, it’s something else!”
RK: “Well, it’s probably the best kept secret in sports entertainment! Not even those pesky dirtsheets have any information on this mystery person!”

As soon as the bell rings, the battle is on in earnest! Blaster attacks JD, and Stryker goes after Cane.

Blaster takes JD down with a running clothesline, but despite his smallish stature, JD doesn’t stay down for long. JD gets up, only to be knocked down by another running clothesline, but even this has little effect on the tall, but slightly framed JD. Before long, JD is up once more, and when Blaster goes for one more clothesline, JD ducks it, locking Blaster in a full nelson hold and slamming him to the mat.

Meanwhile, Cane is dominating the smaller Stryker. Stryker is barely able to withstand the blows of the much larger Cane, who drives Stryker right into the back right corner before choking him with his boot. After about five seconds in this seemingly helpless position, Stryker finds a way to reverse it: he grabs Cane’s elevated leg, hitting a leg drag that takes Cane to the mat, then he locks on a half crab submission hold.

JR: “What a great reversal!”
RK: “If Cane was shorter, he wouldn’t be able to put his other foot on the ropes, but he’s nice and tall, so it won’t be a problem!”

And it’s anything but a problem: after about ten seconds of pain, Cane puts his free foot on the bottom right rope, breaking the hold.

On the other side of the ring, Blaster and JD continue their fight, with Blaster charging at JD. However, JD is well and truly ready for the attack, and in a freakish show of power, he grabs Blaster by the torso, lifting him into the air with one hand and dropping him into a modified Gorilla press slam! JD goes for the first pinfall of the contest.

RK: “1…. 2…. CLOSE!”
JR: “The veteran Blaster is no easybeat, let me tell you!”

Blaster gets up, and JD renews his attack. He tries to whip Blaster into the left ropes, but Blaster reverse it, sending JD hurtling toward the ropes. JD rebounds, only to be floored by a dropkick.

And elsewhere in the ring, Cane has once again asserted his massive size and strength advantage over Stryker. Despite Stryker’s attempt to whip Cane to the front ropes, he cannot budge the big man, who simply pulls him back and slaps his hand on Stryker’s throat. A moment later, he hits a nasty chokeslam, but instead of going for the fast pinfall, he brings Stryker to his feet for his Raising Cane powerbomb.

Cane locks Stryker in the headscissor position, and he lifts him up, but in an act of pure desperation, Stryker manages to slip out and land on his feet. Stryker then turns his back to him and drops him with a hangman’s neckbreaker!

This stuns Cane, but it doesn’t bring the big man to his knees. Yet Stryker is still able to press his newfound advantage: he hooks both of Canes arms as he is bent over, climbing the back right turnbuckles and hitting his finisher – The Drag Strip – on Cane! Cane is now down – and apparently out – and Stryker goes for a fast pinfall.

RK: “1…. 2…. 3! I don’t believe it!”
JR: “Flash Stryker can hit that Drag Strip from just about anywhere, and he did it to perfection there! Cane Deathscream is out of the match!”

As one of the two referees gives the shellshocked Cane orders to leave, Stryker gets up, waiting for a chance to interfere with the battle between Blaster and JD on the other side.

This very battle has found its way into the front left corner of the ring, where Blaster has JD trapped. He climbs the turnbuckles, nailing JD with a flurry of consecutive punches. Naturally, the crowd counts them – “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” – but before Blaster can continue, JD grabs Blaster around his waist, dropping him into an inverted atomic drop.

Once Blaster is down, Stryker seizes the opportunity to attack JD. Stryker jumps up onto JD’s shoulders in an attempt to bring him down with a hurricanranna, but JD reverses the move into a sitout powerbomb! JD goes for a fast pin.

JR: “1…. 2…. Blaster makes the save!”
RK: “I’ve got a feeling that Blaster and Stryker are in cahoots!”
JR: “I doubt that! Maybe they’d rather face each other, so we can get a clean finish for a change!”
RK: “But clean finishes are boring! Even the idiots in the crowd will agree with me on that!”

Stryker is still down, and this enables JD to resume hostilities with Blaster. Both men tie up, but neither one can gain a decisive strength advantage, so JD twists his way into a rollup pin predicament on Blaster.

JR: “1…. 2…. Stryker returns the favour!”
RK: “I told you so!”

Blaster stays down for the time being, enabling Stryker to fight with JD again. Stryker takes the initiative, whipping JD into the back left corner and following it up with a hard corner splash!

However, when Stryker goes for a second corner splash, JD counters it with a knee to the groin. While this happens, Blaster gets back up, and he tries to hit the same move on JD, but JD manages to pull the stunned Stryker right into Blaster’s path, causing them to collide awkwardly and fall to the mat.

JD takes maximum advantage of the situation, going for a pinfall on Stryker.

RK: “1…. 2…. 3! Stryker is OUT!”
JR: “We’re down to two men, and there’s a lot of life left in them!”

Stryker is ordered out of the ring, and one of the referees leaves with him. This leaves Blaster and JD to continue the contest, but as Blaster gets up, JD slaps his hand on his throat, hitting him with his finisher: The Touch of Death! Naturally, JD goes for a pinfall!

RK: “1….2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “BAH GAWD! Blaster just kicked out of The Touch of Death! He may be about to ‘hulk up’, if you get my drift!”

Sure enough, Blaster stands right up, waving his finger at JD. Blaster screams “HIT ME AGAIN, JUNIOR!”, and although JD does this, Blaster shrugs it off as if nothing happened. This occurs several more times, and as a consequence, Blaster floors JD with a stiff super kick, followed by a stiff elbow drop.

However, Blaster doesn’t go for the pin. Instead, he stands up, signalling for The Deep Impact and bringing the crowd to their feet! The crowd erupts into a “LET’S GO BLASTER!” chant, and once JD gets up, it’s too late for him. Blaster locks him into position for The Deep Impact, hitting the move quickly.

Blaster still doesn’t go for a pinfall, though: he grabs the fallen JD by the legs and locks him in The Wall of Tears instead! His ring positioning is perfect: JD cannot escape, and after about 40 seconds, JD finally submits.

The bell rings, and the fans erupt once more for Blaster’s victory!

TH: “Here’s your winner – BLASTER!”

As the fans continue to cheer, and JD is seen to by EMTs, Blaster asks Terri for her microphone, and she gladly obliges.

B: “Did you see that, Divebomb? That’s called ‘winning a match’. And unlike you, I won it CLEANLY! No dirty tricks, just pure, raw wrestling ability. That’s what sets me apart from you. You claim to be my better, but you’ve yet to prove it to me. So how about proving it to me by putting your Ultimate World Title belt on the line against yours truly on the next Warzone?”

The crowd cheers at the prospect of such a confrontation, but suddenly, “Warriors of the World United” is played. After about ten seconds, Divebomb appears on the stage to a massive boo from the fans.

RK: “My God! It’s Divebomb!”
JR: “If he has any courage, he’ll accept this challenge in a heartbeat!”

Divebomb also possesses a microphone.

DB: “CLEANLY you say? Remember one thing, Blaster, I defeated you CLEANLY! *points at his belt* So don’t even DOUBT why I got this belt, punk. Oh, I INTEND to prove that I’m better than you, Blaster. As beneath my dignity as it may be, I WILL take you up on your challenge at Warzone. Book it…. Sign it…. BRING IT!”

Divebomb leaves, and the crowd cheers yet again.

RK: “WOW! That’s a pay-per-view quality match, and it’s going to happen on the next Warzone! I can’t wait!”
JR: “And this mysterious Grandmaster E will also reveal himself to us on that very show!”
RK: “Speaking of which, don’t we have something to show concerning him?”
JR: “We do! Earlier today, our own Cole Ryan caught up with some fans outside the arena, and he gathered their thoughts as to who this mystery man really is!”

Earlier Today

CR: “One of the most perplexing questions going around X-WCW at the moment is this one: Who is Grandmaster E? We’re catching up with a few fans to get their ideas! What do you think, sir?”
Fan 1: “I wish I knew! Not even my favourite wrestling websites have any information on this guy, so I think we’re in for a shock!”

CR: “Ma’am, who do you think Grandmaster E is?”
Fan 2: “I think he’s either a current or former X-WCW superstar!”

Fan 3: “I hope he’s Hulk Hogan! Or The Undertaker!”
CR: “Now that’s what I call ‘marking out’!”

CR: “What do you think?”
Fan 4: “Well, WWE have fired a lot of their talent lately….”
CR: “I think you’d better not mention that other company – we might get sued!”
Fan 4: “I am sorry.”
CR: “Back to the question: who do you think Grandmaster E really is?”
Fan 4: “I think he might be either Cyberstrike or Eamon X! Those guys always seem to come back somehow!”

Fan 5: “Whoever he turns out to be, I think he’ll turn this whole industry on its head!”
CR: “Only time will tell!”

Fan 6: “With any luck, he’ll be someone who walks to the beat of his own drum, and who lays down for nobody!”
CR: “So there you have it. All will be revealed on Warzone!”

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

The commercial shows a black and white clip of D-Extreme and Cyberstrike facing each other. As the clip plays, we hear a voice over from D-Ex.

D-Ex V.O.: “On the first Ground Zero…that’s where my crowning achievement in my career actually happened. For the first time, I was called ‘The first X-WCW heavyweight champion’.”

The footage skips and we see D-Ex and CS raising each other’s arms in the air as we see the X-WCW Heavyweight title wrapped around the waist of D-Ex.

D-Ex V.O.: “Sure, I didn’t win it the way I wanted it to be…but heck, it was still a great moment. It was a great moment for me, for the X-WCW, and for the entire sport of professional wrestling.”

The clip fades to black and we go to a scene where D-Ex is wearing a black suit. He smirks as he looks to his left while the camera zooms out. As it zooms out, we see TRD holding a replica of the old X-WCW Heavyweight title with ‘d-extreme’ written on the plaque.

D-Ex: “So, are you all ready for a third ground zero? I know I am!”

Both men smile at the camera as it fades out.

X-WCW Presents:
GROUND ZERO III

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X-WCW goes back from the commercial break and the cameras pan over to the announce table.

JR: “Welcome back to Nitro! Right now, I hear that our UW champ will address the X-WCW fans.”
RK: “That’s great news, JR! I bet he will say that he is NOT ONLY ready to face Blaster on the next show, he is ready to BEAT him again!”

Killswitch Engage suddenly blasts out, shocking the crowd. The Ultimate World Champion has arrived.

JR: “Divebomb has finally reclaimed the title that was his to begin with, King, and I think the fans appreciate it.”
RK: “Whatever you say, frog!”
JR: “Frog? Uhm…you ok, Randal?”

Surprisingly enough, Divebomb does indeed get a pretty powerful reaction from the crowd.

RK: “I don’t even care, I just want him to get naked.”
JR: “What?”
RK: “Sorry, I was being the wrong color commentator.”
JR: “Just so long as you don’t start calling me ‘frog.’”

Divebomb enters the ring, looks at the crowd, then holds his title up again proudly. The fans eat it up.

JR: “Divebomb has had a storied past with these fans, King, but after fulfilling his destiny at Starcade: Extreme, they’ve really come to respect the great competitor that he is.”
RK: “So, what you’re saying is, I’ve been right all along.”
JR: “….shush your pie hole.”

Divebomb lowers the belt, and raises a mic.

DB: “People have been coming up to me lately, asking what’s it like to have finally proved myself? They expect me to say “awesome, great” or whatever. But they’re wrong… I haven’t proved myself yet…”

The crowd sits confused.

RK: “What’s he talking about, JR?”
JR: “Maybe if you’d shush your pie hole, as previously instructed, we could find out.”

DB: “You see, I’ve won this belt before. My problem was when I defended it, I never had my chance… but now I do. Bonito, you’re a staple around here – and in my own way I’m glad you’ve won the first shot at me. But then, I realized, I still have Blaster on MY way on Warzone. So Bonito, you can hold on to that No.1 contender claim you got for a little while because I still have to give Blaster a HUGE ass kicking.”

He grins.

DB: “Because this means when you beat me, no one will be able to call me a one hit wonder any longer, no one will say I can win the big one, but then just burn out. After I best you; there will be no doubt.”

JR: “Those are some noble sentiments, and some brave ones.”
RK: “But that’s just the thing, JR, he is a one hit wonder! And Bonito’s gonna prove it!”

DB: “Until that time, though, I’m gonna need to stay in shape. Keep off the ring rust, and such. Which is why I’m offering an open challenge to anyone in the back that’s interested. Infact, I really wanna get ready for Warzone when I beat Blaster for the second time! It’s not for the title, that wouldn’t be fair to our number one contender or anyone in the tournament last week, but it is a match against the champion…”

LilG’s ‘Rap City’ plays, and a look of shock, then disgust washes over the champs face. He starts pounding his fist against his forehead.

RK: “Oh no… not him, not again!”
JR: “It’s Fresh Prince! Fresh Prince has accepted Divebomb’s challenge! Bah Gawd!”
RK: “I thought you stopped saying that.”
JR: “I do when the mood strikes me.”

Sure enough, Fresh Prince tries to walk down the ramp. Sadly, however, he trips and falls all the way down. He rolls far enough that he winds up under the ring.

DB: “This must be a joke. I want a competitor… not a comedian.”

Prince pulls himself out from underneath the ring, angry looking, and crawls in.

FP: “diebom, u tink u r better than i is? how abut we fite rite now?”
DB: “That was kind of the point of an open challenge.”
FP: “o, u think u r so much smartare than me?”
DB: “No, I know I’m smarter than you.”
FP: “howbot we can make his a chapeeonchip match netime”
DB: “I already said, Bonito’s the number one contender.”
FP: “is you scarred ov me? u want a barbed wire match?”
DB: “Shut up, kid, you’re just gonna get yourself hurt.”
FP: “what if a infurnoe match?”
DB: “You don’t want that.”
FP: “it culd b a tigger match rite now.”
DB: “I’m quite sure that doesn’t even exist.”
FP: “wat buot…”

Before Prince can finish, Divebomb clotheslines him.
Divebomb vs. Fresh Prince

JR: “Looks like the match is a go!”
RK: “Wake me up when it’s over.”
JR: “I don’t think you’ll even have time to close your eyes.”

Prince scrambles up to his feet, and Divebomb rewards him for his efforts with a spinebuster.

JR: “What a power move from the champion, King! I’d say it was risky right off the bat, but he obviously isn’t threatened by Fresh Prince.”
RK: “How could he be? The guy is only 23 pounds!”
JR: “Now, I know he isn’t big, but…”
RK: “No, really. Read his profile. He is actually 23 pounds.”
JR: “Bah Gawd, you’re right.”

Divebomb stands laughing as Fresh Prince staggers up to his feet. Prince swings at him with a right hand punch, and Divebomb makes no effort to dodge. FP’s fist hits… and bounces right off of DB’s jaw.

JR: “Divebomb didn’t even flinch!”
RK: “I think he might have broken his hand.”

Prince starts jumping around the ring, waving his hand in the air and blowing on it – much to the chagrin of the crowd – until Divebomb stops him with a speedy powerbomb.

JR: “Absolutely no hesitation from the champion, I think he’s really showing off tonight.”
RK: “Beating this guy up isn’t showing off, my grandmother could do it… and she’s been dead for three years!”
JR: “That was a disgusted analogy.”
RK: “Not as disgusting as your mom!”
JR: “And that was a disgusting joke.”
RK: “Not as disgusting as your mom!”
JR: “And that was a disgusting use of repetition.”
RK: :Not as disgusting as your..”
JR: “Enough!!!”

Obviously stunned, Prince rolls out of the ring. Divebomb merely stands waiting, patiently.

JR: “What’s Prince got in mind?”
RK: “It doesn’t matter.”
JR: “I wouldn’t be so fast to count him out..”
RK: “What’s that?”
JR: “Well, according to his resume, he’s been the OWF TV champion…”
RK: “That’s a lie.”
JR: “And the hardcore champion”
RK: “Also a lie.”
JR: “And the XWA tag team champion”
RK: “Certainly a lie.”
JR: “And many, many more!”
RK: “I can’t be certain, but I’d bet most were lies.”
JR: “So you’re saying he lied about all those titles in his resume just to impress us”?
RK: “Maybe he’s so stupid, he thought he actually won them?”

Prince rolls back under the ropes, having retrieved a steel chair.

JR: “Bah Gawd! Looks like this has been enough for him, King! He’s gonna end this on his terms!”
RK: Seriously… how many times you gonna say “Bah Gawd?”
JR: “I need to enact my persona! Shush!”

Prince charges at Divebomb with the chair, and swings. Divebomb doesn’t even flinch, and the chair comes a full two feet away from missing him – it swings all the way around and hits Fresh Prince in the head.

JR: “Did… he… just hit himself with a steel chair?”
RK: “That’s HILARIOUS!”

Divebomb folds over with laughter, as Prince gets up again. This time, he raises the chair over his head, and brings it down. Again, he misses by a large margin, and the chair hits him right in the crotch.

RK: “HILARIOUS!”
JR: “And the ref can’t DQ him for hitting himself with a chair! This match is still on!”

By this time, Divebomb has gone red in the face from laughing so hard.

JR: “I really don’t know what to say. I think he just said it all for us.”
RK: “HE HIT HIMSELF IN THE FAMILY JEWELS!”

Screaming, Prince gets up, and tries to schoolboy the laughing Divebomb. He does manage to get the champ off his feet, because he’s laughing so hard, but botches the move and winds up on the ground with Divebomb on top of him. The ref starts the count…

1…

2…

3.

RK: “EVEN BETTER!”
JR: “He just pinned himself!”
RK: “This just gets better, and better. I love this guy!”

TH: “T-haha-he winner of this match…er..haha…DIVEBOMB!!!”

DB’s music hits and DB rolls out of the ring while he laughs hard. Inside the ring, we see Fresh Prince slowly getting to his feet.

JR: “That was one of the weirdest matches I have ever seen.”
RK: “Hahaha…that was one good laughtrip, JR!”
JR: “Folks, we will be back right after the break.”

X-WCW goes to a brief commercial break.

Backstage

X-WCW goes back from the commercial break as we go backstage with Cole Ryan.

CR: "Im here backstage with The Outcasts. Guys, how does it feel to be back together as a team?"

D:"To be honest it felt pretty good being back out infront of the fans again Cole, even if it was only in a refereing capacity"........."As for wrestlin, well all ill say is i cant wait to get back to kicking some ass Outcast syle."

CR: "Otacon, word is, you are one of the people who are destined to be the next X-WCW UW Champ. But in your opinion, do you think you have what it takes to be the X-WCW UW champ?"

Oc: “You kidding Cole, I have what it takes and more....I ask you, how many of the X-WCW's wrestlers could get up from a Nitoplex to win a match?...ANSWER, only me enough said.”

CR: "Tonight its gonna be you two against Bonito and Sid. Do you have any hard feelings on what Sid did to you on Warzone?"

Oc: “Hell yeah, the old guys getting jealous because once i ditched him i got some deserved glory with the outcasts.......D?”

D: “Personally I aint got no beef with Sid, I just wanna get some payback for the cheap shot Bonito pulled on Warzone.”

CR: "Guys, what is your mindset for the upcoming match?"

D: “Well well lets see, i think the only thing that will be in our forthoughts is how we can show two has-beens what the future of wrestling is all about.”

Oc: “In short were gonna Hurt em humiliate em then hurt em some more.”

CR: “Thank you fellas. Now, lets go to ringside for tonights main event!”

No Holds Barred Falls Count Anywhere Match
The Outcasts vs Tony Bonito & Sid Justice

JR: “We’re back to the live action here on Nitro, and there’s a LOT of heat going into this next match-up, King!”
RK: “There sure is, JR! On the last Warzone, Sid Justice turned on his former partners Otacon and Triple D in spectacular fashion, and now, The Outcasts want revenge against him, and to get another shot at Tony Bonito!"
JR: “This one ought to be a beauty! No holds barred, and falls count anywhere. Just how we like it!”
RK: “Here’s the lovely Terri once more!”

Then “Wherever I May Roam” hits, and The Outcasts make their way onto the stage, receiving a largely positive response considering the nature of their opponents.

TH: “The next match will be No Holds Barred! It is set for one fall, with falls counting anywhere in the arena! Introducing first: the team of Otacon and Triple D – THE OUTCASTS!”

Both men make their way to the ring with intent. After a few moments, “Medals Remix” hits, and Tony Bonito and Sid Justice make their way out to a thunderous shower of boos.

TH: “And their opponents: the team of TONY BONITO and SID JUSTICE!”

Both men storm the ring, and the bell rings to officially start the match. But Otacon and Triple D are ready for them, bringing Bonito and Sid to the mat with synchronised spear tackles, followed by a long series of punches.

After this, both Outcasts stand up, but as they do this, Sid and Bonito bring them right back to the mat with MULTIPLE low blows!

RK: “Well, The Outcasts can kiss their chances of becoming fathers goodbye after those hits!”
JR: “And sure enough, the two referees are letting it all happen!”

Sid goes for a fast pinfall on Otacon.

RK: “1…. 2…. Triple D stops it!”
JR: “But Bonito is wasting no time in continuing the relentless assault!”

As Triple D brings Sid to his feet and clotheslines him right out of the ring, Bonito goes right after Otacon. He grabs the smarting Otacon by his left foot, locking him in an ankle lock!

And on the outside, Triple D has gained the upper hand against Sid. In a desperation move, Sid takes an almighty swing at Triple D, but the smaller man catches Sid’s right fist, turning the move into a single arm DDT on the floor!

In the ring, Otacon shows no sign of submitting, and after a short time, he is able to turn around to the left ropes, reaching for the bottom one and breaking the hold.

And on the floor, Triple D mounts the safety barrier in order to pull off a high-risk manoeuvre. He waits for Sid to stand, and once he does, he floors the big man with a wheel kick! Triple D goes for a quick pinfall.

RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “Still early days yet, and once they’re both up, there’s no telling where they might go!”

As soon as Sid is up again, Triple D grabs him in a side headlock, running up the stage ramp and attempting a bulldog on Sid, but Sid stops running and reverses it into a hard atomic drop, taking Triple D down.

Back in the ring, the battle between Bonito and Otacon is equally intense. After exchanging punches for a few seconds, Otacon tries to whip Bonito to the right ropes, but Bonito pulls off the reversal, sending Otacon into those very ropes.

And on Otacon’s rebound, Bonito catches him, hitting a stiff Olympic Slam on Otacon! Bonito goes for the pinfall.

RK: “1…. 2…. HE KICKS OUT!”
JR: “How tough is Otacon? Not many people kick out of that with such authority!”

As Otacon and Bonito get up on the inside, Sid and Triple D are up on the outside. Sid now has Triple D in a side headlock of his own, and he drags Triple D to the backstage area. Once they arrive, Sid vaults Triple D over his head into a wall of steel chairs, sending some of them crashing down on Triple D.

Meanwhile, Bonito shoves Otacon to the right ropes, clotheslining him over them and out of the ring. While Otacon smarts from the impact, Bonito climbs the front right turnbuckles, and as Otacon gets up, Bonito launches into a flying elbow drop, knocking Otacon down again. Bonito goes for yet another pin.

JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “This one’s going to be close!”

And backstage, Sid is busy pummelling Triple D with steel chairs. He hits the downed Triple D in the gut several times with one chair, then he grabs a fresh chair for several hits to Triple D’s knees.

In the arena proper, Bonito has Otacon up again, and he prepares to deliver a nasty front suplex to Otacon. Bonito moves toward the safety barrier near the announcers’ table, lifting Otacon into the suplex position, but Otacon lands on his feet on the other side of the barrier, reversing the move into a suplex of his own!

The crowd in the front few rows make space as Bonito and Otacon take the battle toward the floor exit. Having now gained the advantage, Otacon grabs the smarting Bonito by his right arm, pulling him toward the closed doors and whipping him face first through them!

Backstage, Triple D is badly hurt. Sid has now done considerable damage to Triple D’s knees and midsection with steel chairs, and now, Sid picks Triple D up and throws him against the brick wall.

RK: “Oh my God! What’s Sid about to do?”
JR: “Triple D is barely able to stand! Hell, he might even need knee reconstructions after those chair shots, so I think Sid just wants to add insult to injury here!”

Sid goes for a shoulder tackle on Triple D, but at the last possible moment, Triple D drops to his knees – causing even more pain for himself – and as a result, Sid slams headfirst into the wall!

JR: “Sid Justice is one of the toughest men in our business, King, but no matter how tough you are, an impact like that can take you right out!”
RK: “That’s right, JR! Did you hear that loud crack? YEESH!”
JR: “He could’ve smashed his left shoulder, or even done some damage to his neck!”
RK: “Or a concussion, at the very least!”
JR: “And Triple D’s knees have almost had it too! I don’t think he’ll even be able to walk out of the arena after the show tonight!”
RK: “The referee should be calling for EMTs!”

Sure enough, the referee declares both men unfit to continue the match, and signals the nearby paramedics to see to both men. After receiving instructions from the back, Terri makes her announcement.

TH: “Ladies and Gentlemen: one of our referees has decided that both Sid Justice and Triple D are unable to continue!”

Meanwhile, the battle between Bonito and Otacon has found its way to the ladies’ showers! As they brawl their way in, the very nude Absinthe and Trinity reach for towels and cover up in a hurry!

RK: “DAMN! I wanted to see more of those puppies! Stay naked next time, girls!”
JR: “Control yourself, please!”

After several more punches, Otacon kicks Bonito in the gut, setting him up perfectly for The Final Impact! After hitting the move, Otacon goes for the pin.

RK: “1…. 2…. Bonito kicks out of The Final Impact!”
JR: “But this won’t bother Otacon! He still has that Vertebreaker of his on tap!”

Sure enough, this will be Otacon’s next move. Otacon allows Bonito to rise, kicking him in the gut once more and positioning him for it, but as he lifts Bonito into position, Bonito slips out behind Otacon.

Once Otacon turns to face Bonito, it’s too late. Bonito kicks Otacon right in the groin, enabling him to hit The Nitoplex on Otacon, right onto the tiled surface!

Otacon hits the floor hard, and Bonito goes for the final pinfall.

JR: “1…. 2…. 3! Bonito wins for his team!”
RK: “What a match-up that was! Bonito is one of the greatest ever wrestlers, if you ask me!”
JR: “And you’re one of the greatest ever brown nosers, if you ask me!”
RK: “Yeah, whatever!”

Bonito gets up and celebrates his win, before going to check on his partner Sid.

TH: “Here’s your winner – TONY BONITO!”

The fans boo loudly.

JR: “I have a feeling Bonito’s going to be stunned once he finds out what happened to Sid!”
RK: “And I hope we have a spare wheelchair lying around, because Triple D’s going to need it! Or maybe we should call him Cripple D now! HA!”
JR: “Yeah yeah, very funny! But folks…for Randal King, this is James Russell…SEE YOU ON WARZONE!!!”

X-WCW goes off-air as the EMTs storm down the ringside.