Post by Cyberstrike on Apr 4, 2018 17:45:58 GMT
Nitro…
We start off the night showing footages of the previous show.
JR: “It looks like the Con man is not finished with Flash Stryker. Right now, he wants to suplex FS to the outside of the ring.”
RK: “He lifts up the US champ and…wait a minute. He wont suplex him, he is gonna…gon…OH S***!”
Before JR could respond, Otacon delivers a brainbuster on Flash Stryker to the outside of the ring. At impact, we hear a loud splat and we see no more movement from the X-WCW US champ. Otacon raises to his feet and turns Stryker over, for the camera to show Stryker’s newly busted up forehead. As the blood oozes from his opponents head, all Otacon do is laugh manically. The crowd boos loudly at the con man as he gets back in the ring with a mic.
OC: “Grandmaster E, what you see here right now is your fate. On Bloodbath 3, mark my words, just like Stryker…….I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED!”
The clip fades to black as we see Otacon making his way to the backstage area.
TH: “Here’s your winner – and STILL the X-WCW Ultimate World Champion – GRANDMASTER E!”
Bonito is still stunned, but instead of attacking GE again, he goes after the equally perplexed Back. Both men start to brawl intensely, and a horde of security guards and referees come out in an attempt to break up the fight.
JR: “Chris Back and Tony Bonito still have a few unresolved issues here!”
RK: “Thank you, Admiral Obvious!”
JR: “Don’t you mean CAPTAIN Obvious?”
RK: “I’ve just promoted you! And here comes Otacon!”
Otacon runs to the ring from backstage, but this does not go unnoticed by GE. GE drops the belt, and as soon as Otacon storms the ring and gets in GE’s face, GE snaps. GE delivers a stiff blow to Otacon’s midsection before hitting an inverted atomic drop on him, and while Otacon is stunned, GE kicks him in the gut once again. As the security guards and referees escort Back and Bonito to the backstage area, GE positions Otacon for his newly-renamed elevated powerbomb: The Masterstroke! He hits the move quickly, and with authority, prompting a "HOLY SHIT!” chant from the crowd!
JR: “He may be lighter now, but Grandmaster E is still as powerful as he was when he started here!”
RK: “Yeah, but will his title run last this time?”
The footage fades as Grandmaster E looks down on the fallen Otacon.
After the intro video is finished, we go to ringside where the fans are on their feet. Soon enough, the usual stage pyros shoot off to signal the start of the show. The camera pans over to the announce table with James Russell and Randal King.
JR: “WELCOME EVERYONE X-WCW WARZONE!!!”
RK: “The crowd is electric right now, JR!”
JR: “You tell it, King. Hello everyone I am James Russell and alongside with me as always is Randal King. Tonight, we are live here in the Delta Center in Utah. I tell you what, King, we got SPECTACULAR line up of matches scheduled for tonight.”
RK: “I cant wait to see everyone of those matches, JR.”
JR: “So do I, King.”
“Superstar” hits and Otacon comes out to ringside. The fans start to boo the X-WCW UW’s no. 1 contender while he makes his way down the ramp. He hits the ring and he gets the mic.
OC: “You know what people, let me make this appearance of mine memorable. On Nitro, I made Flash Stryker bleed! Tonight, I will do the same thing and not only that, I will get his US title too! But right now, I want to demand a match. On bloodbath 3, I really want to…no wait…I DESPERATELY want GME to bleed at my hands. So what I am suggesting is, I want to have a No Rope Barbed wire match!!!”
RK: “A…WHAT…now?”
JR: “A no rope barbed wire match *pulls out CB’s dicitionary of terms* It’s a barbwire match, but no ring ropes..just barbed wires.”
RK: “OH!”
OC: “AH! So what you say about that, chumpy?”
“Without Me” hits the speakers and the boos turn into woohoos as GME comes out ringside with a mic of his own. GME makes his way down the ramp and slaps some hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and he goes nose-to-nose with Otacon before he takes a step back. He then gives Otacon his reply.
GME: “Easy there Otacon. I’m the champ *points to his belt* and what I say, it aint gonna happen! You know why? Cause I want YOU in a hell in a cell match! I don’t need no barbed wires to make YOU bleed in my hands, that’s for sure!”
OC: “Whats the matter G-E, you scared of a little barbed wire?”
Otacon mockingly gestures GME. But before GME could react, “Immortal” by Adema hits and both men look on stage. Christopher Back makes his appearance ringside and the fans give him a rousing chorus of boos. Back stands on the ringside stage as he pulls up the mic from his hand.
CB: “Let me make this clear to both of you two, I am the CEO here of the X-WCW. In other words NEITHER of you can decide which match you get to fight on during the PPV!!! I hold both of your fates here in this company so if you two know whats good for you, both of you should just shut up already. I’ll be announcing the match when I am ready.”
CB looks at GME and has a grin on his face.
CB: “Champ, don’t be so sure you’ll be the champ before the PPV. Tonight, you will be defending that belt in a triple threat cage match against Blaster and Divebomb!!!”
JR: “OH MY GAWD! King, did you just hear that?!”
RK: “I certainly did, JR! Wow! A cage match is set for tonight! I cant wait to see that.”
CB’s music hits the speakers and the X-WCW CEO leaves the ringside area. X-WCW goes to a commercial break as both Otacon and GME do a staredown in the middle of the ring.
Bruno Brazilian Badass vs “Big” Mitch Barker
“Get Back” Bye Ludacris plays as Mitch Barker comes out from the back, receiving a chorus of boo’s from the fans.
TH: “The following match is scheduled for one fall and making his way to the ring first from Parts Unknown weighing in at 288 pounds he is ‘BIG’ Mitch Barker.”
JR: “Here comes the newcomer Mitch Barker who on Nitro defeated “The Young One” Sandy Drake in his very first match for X-WCW. As impressive as he is in the ring I must say that that I disapprove of the way he treats his fellow wrestlers."
RK: “Oh JR will you stop I mean you’ve only seen him wrestle once. How can you say that he doesn’t treat his fellow wrestlers with respect?”
JR: “By the way he manhandled Drake after hitting him with his finisher the Broken Bonez then giving him a top rope powerbomb before pinning Drake on Nitro.”
RK: “And what’s so wrong about that the match was still going on. But never mind its time to watch him wrestle now.”
Barker is half way down the ramp barking like a mad man as he runs to the ring and climbs up the apron and goes in between the ropes. He flexes his muscles for the fans while barking some more.
‘Move Bitch’ by Ludacris plays and BBB makes his way out to the ring in the company of three lovely ladies, who are dancing like Las Vegas strippers.
TH: "And his opponent hailing from Brasília, Brazil standing 7 foot 5 inches weighing in at 480 pounds, he is BBB Bruno Barzillian Badass."
RK: “You know JR, Bruno reminds me of a chocolate bar coming out of Willy Wonka’s factory.”
JR: “Why is that King?”
RK: “Well JR his big dark and he pleases everyone.”
JR: “I really didn’t want to hear that. Lets just start the match already.”
BBB finally gets into the ring while his dancers take a seat next to the time keeper. Barker and BBB trade looks for a few seconds before locking up in the middle of the ring. After a few seconds Bruno finally gets the upper hand and throws Barker half way across the ring. Barker gets up and has a bewildered look as his face as he looks around at the fans. Barker and Bruno lock up again, and again after a few seconds Bruno gets the upper hand yet again and throws Barker half way across the room. This time Barker jumps right back up and starts barking like a dog.
JR: “It seems that Barker doesn’t like to be thrown around or he has never been thrown around the ring before buy someone bigger then him.”
RK: “Probably both JR I mean they don’t get much bigger then Bruno now do they. And don’t forget the last person Barker faced was 60 pounds smaller then him.”
JR: “Well that’s true King I’ll give you that.”
Back in the ring Barker tries a different approach. He leans back on the ropes and runs full force at Bruno and hits a shoulder block, but Bruno doesn’t even seem to move. Running in a different direction Barker tries to hit a shoulder block on again, which seems to do nothing to Bruno yet again. Just standing there Barker freaks out and turns his back to Bruno just forgetting about him. Bruno waits till Barker turns around again and lifts Barker up over his head and walks to the side of the ring and throws Barker to the outside.
JR: “Bruno’s showing Barker who’s in control of this match no doubt about it.”
RK: “Yeah but the match has only just started. It only takes one mistake to lose you the match JR, but that’s something you wouldn’t know now would you.”
JR: “That might be true, but I’ve been around the business long enough to know what’s what.”
The referee has already started the ten count on Barker who’s still outside taking his time getting back into the ring. The ref gets to 8 before Barker finally gets back into the ring. Once back into the ring Barker starts punching Bruno in the stomach, in hopes that it will faze the much larger man. After a series of punches Bruno starts to stagger back a few feet, while Baker runs behind Bruno and runs up to Bruno giving him a Bulldog to the floor, when Bruno hits the floor the ring starts to sake from all the weight hitting the floor.
JR: “My god did you see that King Baker hit that bulldog with authority.”
RK: “Well it was only a matter of time before Baker started to show who was boss in this match.”
As Bruno slowly starts to get up Barker gets a running start and tries to clothesline Bruno, but Bruno him coming and bends down to lift Barker up in a massive back body drop. Barker gets at least 12 feet of air before crashing down on the canvas. Bruno looks down at Barker behind him and runs to the side of the ring and comes back nailing Barker in the throat with an atomic leg drop.
JR: “Well that didn’t last long now did it King.”
RK: “Oh shut up JR.”
Getting up Bruno looks at all the fans and walks over to the nearest corner and starts to climb up to the top of the turnbuckle.
JR: “He can’t be serious!!!! My god he’s gonna KILL HIM!”
RK: “NO… I can’t watch JR tell me when it’s over.”
Bruno looks at the fans for a second then looks down at Barker, then jumps off of the top turnbuckle landing a frog splash right on the chest of Barker.
JR: “That’s it this is over there is no way in hell anyone can kick out of that.”
RK: “I hate to admit it but I think you might be right for once JR.”
The ref comes down to make the pin.
1……………………………………..
2……………………………………..
Barker kicks out at the very last possible second.
JR: “MY GOD HE KICKED OUT, HE KICKED OUT!!!!”
RK: “Yes thank you GOD.”
Bruno gets up and looks at Barker with a bewildered look on his face as kneels down to lift Barker up. Bruno swings around and Irish whips Barker into the corner and heads to another corner. Bruno charges at Barker full force, but at the last second Barker lifts his legs up and nails Bruno right in the chin. Bruno stumbles back and tips over right onto the ref behind him.
JR: “The ref has been knocked out, this can’t end up being a good thing.”
As Bruno slowly starts to get up Barker rips off his dog collar and wraps it around his knuckles. He creeps up behind Bruno and delivers a low blow from behind. After the low blow Bruno is down on his knees when Barker comes up and slashes his dog collared hand across the forehead of Bruno causing Bruno to start bleeding.
RK: “HA Bruno’s been busted open.”
JR: “I’m afraid it’s true, Bruno is wearing the proverbial crimson mask now.”
Back in the ring Barker lifts Bruno’s arms and sets him up for the Broken Bonez.
JR: “Here comes the Broken Bonez.”
RK: “Now it’s safe to say that the match is over.”
Barker hits the Broken Bonez on Bruno and covers him for the pin. After a few seconds he sits up and sees that the ref is still knocked out when he gets an evil smile across his face and lifts Bruno up and Drags him over to the corner where he sets Bruno up for the top rope powerbomb.
JR: “We’ve seen Barker do this before and it doesn’t turn out nice.”
RK: “For his opponent that is JR. This is my favorite part of watching Barker in a match.”
Barker lifts Bruno over him and sends him down with the powerbomb. They come crashing down with so much force that the ring collapses and the turnbuckles come flying out of place. The fans start chanting “HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT”
JR: “MY GOD HE BROKE THE RING…. HE BROKE THE RING!!!!! MY GOD.”
RK: “Man I did not see that coming. Did anyone see that coming?? Honestly did you see that coming Jr. That was amazing.”
The shock from the landing was enough to wake the ref up who looks around at the ring in confusion while Barker is shouting at him. The ref looks at Barker and slides over for the pin. 1...2...3!!!
JR: “That’s it folks the end of the match. I don’t like the way he won it but if it keeps winning him matches then I guess he’s gonna keep on doing it.”
RK: “And I will still be cheering for him while he does it JR.”
JR: “Well that good for you King. We will be right back once they fix the ring folks, stayed tuned.”
Double 12 Tournament Block 2
Fatal Four Ladder Match
Antonio Australian Awesome vs James Nasca vs Karl Baller vs Xille
A 10-foot ladder stands ominously in the centre of the ring. Then, “Instruments of Destruction” hits the PA system, and Antonio Awesome makes his entrance, receiving a somewhat mixed response as he does so.
TH: “The following is a Fatal Four Ladder Match! It is part of the Double 12 Tournament, and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: from Sydney, Australia: ANTONIO AUSTRALIAN AWESOME!”
The crowd remains perplexed as Triple A enters the ring. He asks for Terri’s microphone.
AAA: “Before we go any further, let me just say that my full name is too much for a dumb blonde sheila like you to say. So from now on, just call me Triple A, OK?”
Triple A returns the mic to Terri, and the crowd starts to boo him heavily, throwing in a “Terri’s a hottie!” chant for good measure.
A moment later, “Comanche” hits, and the newcomer James Nasca makes his entrance, receiving a decent pop from the fans.
TH: “His first opponent: from Atlanta, Georgia – JAMES NASCA!”
The cheers continue as Nasca slides under the ropes into the ring. A few moments later, “Ima Hustla” plays, and Karl Baller makes his entrance, much to the delight of the fans in attendance.
TH: “Their next opponent: from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – KARL BALLER!”
He is seen wearing a Karl Malone jersey as he starts to rap his way down to ringside.
KB: “Vacate da title? da champs already here so lets drop da confetti/
Before I merk deeze punk's and let one feel a frog splash painful as Eddies/
Dey entered my cave so i'ma rip through em like a Chinese Yetti/
Den rock da whole ring wit Chaos From Heaven unprepared or ready/
Cuz ima beast, and tonight i'm drowning some suckas in dey own blood/
Antonio is feelin an awsome ass whoopin tonight, i'ma prove dis AAA battery's a dud/
I won't be touched tonight hell my victory will be flawless/
Da beatin James eatin tonight will make his whole family nausius/
I'm #1 out all da bosses, Xille got a chance to live only he can decide/
Either you can just let me win, or helpessly watch da power of X denied/
I'm done now....you could have trained fo years hell it does not matter/
Cuz at da end of dis match, da contract will be in MY hands when I finish climbing da ladder”
Baller enters the ring as “Lapdance” hits. Before long, Xille appears on stage, receiving a tremendous boo from the crowd.
TH: “And their final opponent: from Lancaster, Ohio – XILLE!”
The booing continues as Xille makes his way to the ring. Once he’s inside, the bell rings to officially start the match.
Triple A goes right after Baller, while Nasca turns his attention to Xille. As Nasca and Xille start to brawl, Triple A ties up with Baller, quickly gaining a strength advantage and dropping Baller with an inverted atomic drop.
Triple A grabs the ladder while Baller is down, and as Baller tries to sit up, Triple A slams the top rung of the ladder right into Baller’s throat, sending him right back to the mat in terrible pain!
RK: “OUCH! Karl Baller won’t be rapping for some time after a hit like that!”
JR: “As far as I’m concerned, I’ll be amazed if he’s not having trouble breathing! That’s GOT to hurt!”
As Baller continues to smart from the rough blow he just received, Triple A slams the ladder down on Baller again, following the move with a modified butt drop. Triple A then makes his way to the back left corner, climbing up the turnbuckles and going for a flying leg drop on the downed Baller, but Baller manages to roll to his left, throwing the ladder to his right and causing Triple A to land on IT instead.
And on the other side of the ring, Nasca and Xille have tied up. Xille breaks the deadlock by whipping Nasca to the right ropes, and attempting a clothesline to Nasca on his rebound. Nasca ducks it, though, and on his second rebound, he manages to floor Xille with a Lou Thesz press, complete with a pinfall attempt.
JR: “1…. 2…. NOT QUITE 3!”
RK: “Xille’s showing his greater experience there, just getting his right shoulder up!”
Nasca allows Xille to rise before renewing his attack. Once Xille is standing, Nasca clotheslines him over the front ropes and to the floor outside, before vaulting himself to the top rope and diving into a modified elbow drop!
And inside the ring, Baller is back on his feet, and with renewed energy, he goes after Triple A, who is still slightly hurt from his botched high-risk move. As Triple A gets up, Baller locks him in a front facelock in preparation for a vertical suplex. He lifts Triple A up, but Triple A manages to stop in the vertical position, eventually reversing the move into a suplex of his own. Triple A goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “VERY close there!”
Baller is the first to get up, and he reaches for the ladder right away. As soon as Triple A sits up, he is knocked right back down with a ladder shot to the gut from Baller. And then, Baller turns the ladder upside down, wedging the top rung into Triple A’s throat. The referee, thinking this is an attempted pinfall, starts counting.
JR: “1…. 2…. Triple A gets the shoulder up!”
RK: “And he knocks the ladder away with authority!”
Now bereft of the ladder, Baller brings Triple A to his feet, sending him hurtling into the back right corner and following this move with a hard corner splash!
Meanwhile, Nasca and Xille are back in the ring. They tie up once again, but Nasca breaks it with a well-placed knee to the groin, and he then hooks both of Xille’s arms, lifting him into a double underhook backbreaker! Nasca goes for the pin.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “That move would hurt even the toughest of opponents, but Xille reached down deep to kick out of that!”
In an unexpected move, Nasca looks to the outside, where Triple A and Baller are still brawling. Nasca seizes the opportunity to sneak attack Triple A – who has just slammed Baller into the safety barrier on the outside – by running to the back left turnbuckles, climbing them, and launching into a cross body block on Triple A.
However, Triple A is more than ready for this, catching Nasca and dropping him into a stiff backbreaker for his trouble.
On the inside, Xille is back on his feet, and seeing Baller on the outside, he reaches for the fallen ladder once more.
JR: “Oh no! What’s he gonna’ do?”
RK: “If I were sitting in those front few rows, I’d be thinking about moving right now, just in case that ladder ends up there!”
Sure enough, Xille lifts the ladder over his head before climbing the back right turnbuckles. He then jumps at Baller with the ladder, but Baller is able to counter this with a huge missile dropkick, sending the ladder right into Xille’s face and knocking him to the ground senseless.
The impact takes a lot out of Baller as well, and Triple A – bringing an injured Nasca to his feet – takes maximum advantage of this. He rolls the hurting Nasca under the ropes into the ring, and once he enters, he gives a Wolfpac-style gesture to the crowd.
JR: “That’s a fairly common signal in this business, but what does it mean here?”
RK: “If I’m not mistaken, he’s about to deliver a Dingo Drop!”
Seeing this, Nasca stands straight up, and tries to whip Triple A into the front ropes, but Triple A reverses it, sending Nasca rebounding off those very ropes. After a setup kick, Triple A delivers his finisher to Nasca, and goes for what will be the final pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. 3! Triple A wins this one!”
RK: “I’ve heard of some Awesome victories, but this is ridiculous!”
Triple A raises his hand in victory, but he doesn’t allow Terri to make the final announcement. He grabs Terri’s mic once again, doing the honors himself!
AAA: “Here’s your winner – and a future X-WCW Ultimate World Champion – ME! Now that’s awesome, mate!”
The crowd boos him loudly as he leaves the ring in triumph.
JR: “I’m sure Triple A’s fellow countryman Grandmaster E must be feeling ashamed right now!”
RK: “Or maybe he’s in awe! That’s how GE should be, if you ask me!”
JR: “Who’s asking you, King?”
RK: “You wouldn’t, JR, that’s for sure! We’ll be right back!”
Warzone goes to an ad break.
X-WCW TV Championship
TGO vs Big Dog(c)
X-WCW comes back from the commercial break and we go to the ringside area.
JR: “Welcome back to WARZONE!!!”
RK: “JR, I cannot wait to see this upcoming match. Its gonna be Big Dog vs TGO. TGO, I could care less, but Big Dog…well..he is THE man right now!”
JR: “I could not agree with you on that, King. Big Dog, afterall, did get the TV title with the help of Divebomb during Nitro.”
RK: “Tonight, I bet he will show us that he can defend the TV title better than Ignavus could possibly do.”
“Bad Bad Man” by John Cena blares through the speakers and The Great One enters the ringside area. The fans are on their feet as the Undisputed UCW Champ makes his presence felt right now.
TH: “The following X-WCW Television match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Greenland, THE GREAT ONE!!!”
TGO makes his way down the ramp and gives some high fives to the fans nearby. He slides into the ring and poses for the fans.
JR: “The challenger tonight, is the UCW champ, Thegreatone.”
RK: “Don’t you mean Jeff Jarrett lite?”
JR: “Oh, now that is just SUCH a low blow, king. But anyways, I am glad to see TGO here in action. To be honest, I thought he will still be resting due to his injuries on Nitro. His match with TRD, was one of the most brutal matches I have ever witnessed this year in the X-WCW.”
TGO waits for his opponent while he is leaning on the nearby corner. Soon enough “Stupify” hits the PA Systems and Big Dog comes out of the curtains with the X-WCW TV title lying on top of his shoulder.
TH: “And his opponent, from Knoxville Tennessee. He is the X-WCW Television Champion…BIG DOG!!!”
Big Dog makes his way down the ramp and the fans just GIVE it to him. They greet the TV champ with a loud round of boos that echoes throughout the arena. Big Dog, as usual, ignores the displeased fans and makes his merry way towards the ring. He hits the apron and he turns around to face the fans. He grabs the TV title and raises it up in the air for them to see.
JR: “I do not know if you know this, King, but Big Dog recently fought in a PPV. He main evented the 2NLW PPV against Andrew Hart for the Universal Title.”
RK: “And you know what, I know the ending, Big Dog won!”
JR: “Well…no he didn’t.”
RK: “Ok, so I DON’T know. Go ahead, make fun of me now.”
JR: “As much as I’m tempted to do so King, I’ll not.”
RK: “Well aint that kind of you, JR.”
Big Dog enters the ring and he shoots a cocky grin towards the challenger. TGO just stares a hole through Big Dog and just waits for the bell to ring.
JR: “These two men have faced each other before, King. However, they never faced each other in a one-on-one match.”
RK: “The last time they faced each other was in that tag team throwdown match. So, yeah this will be the first time these two will be fighting alone. So, it will be a new matchup for us here in the X-WCW. I was dreading Flash Stryker will come down and face Big Dog again..ugh.”
The bell rings and both competitors make it to the center of the ring. Big Dog raises one of his hands and tells TGO to do a test of strength. TGO agrees, but before TGO could try to lock up with Big Dog, BD delivers a quick kick to the mid-section. Big Dog follows it up with a couple of clubbing blows to the back and he eventually pulls up TGO. He reels him in and he takes him down with a shoulder charge. TGO gets to his feet and Big Dog tries to follow it up with a clothesline. TGO, however, avoids the clothesline and delivers a hard forearm smash on the back of BD’s head.
JR: “Forearm smash on the neck of BD and TGO spins him around. TheGreatOne starts to unload punches on Big Dog and he follows it up with a hard clothesline to send the TV champ to the mat!”
RK: “That surely shook the ring, JR. I hope both men are still ok after that. Cause from here, I think TGO landed awkwardly.”
TGO is the first to get up and he waits for the TV champ to get to a vertical base. Big Dog turns around and TGO scoops him up for a bodyslam. The bodyslam connects and TGO makes a run for it towards the ropes. He bounces off the ropes and he delivers the 10 knuckle shuffle.
JR: “TEN KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!!! TGO pins Big Dog 1…2..NO! That was so close right there!”
RK: “Damn, I thought TGO would get another title. Damn, doesn’t he realize he already has two?!”
TGO gets to his feet and picks up Big Dog. BD surprises TGO with an eye poke and momentarily stuns the challenger. Big Dog bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder block. TGO is down and Big Dog grabs him by the head. While TGO is lying on the knee of Big Dog, BD delivers some clubbing blows to the chest of TGO. After the tenth club, Big Dog shoves TGO to the mat.
JR: “Those clubs just punished the body of TGO, king.”
RK: “They usually target the back area, but I think the TV champ has a motive here. Either that or, he just wants to beat the living day lights on TGO.”
With TGO down, Big Dog turns his attention to the fans and flips them off. Big Dog’s gesture, automatically gets a huge negative reaction from the fans. They boo him as loud as they can while he just soaks in their hatred.
JR: “This man, just loves to rattle off the crowd doesn’t he?”
RK: “hahah! He just reminds me of me, JR!”
Big Dog turns around and he sees TGO getting to his feet. He approaches him, but TGO fights him off with kicks to the gut. Big Dog fights back with a hard club to the back and TGO falls down to his knees. Big Dog has a grin on his face and he picks up TGO. He grabs him and delivers a hard knee strike to the gut.
JR: “Knee to the gut by Big Dog and it seems like TGO is all set up for the Dog House Delivery. But no! TGO is fighting off the TV champ. TGO delivers elbow shots to the head of Big Dog for him to let go.”
The champ eventually lets go and TGO kicks him at the gut before connecting with a snap suplex.
JR: “SNAP SUPLEX ON BIG DOG AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE CANVAS!!!”
TGO seems winded on the mat, while we see Big Dog trying to crawl towards the nearby ropes. But in the end, both men get to their feet at the same time. TGO sees Big Dog resting on the corner and he charges at him. TGO goes for a corner splash on Big Dog, but the TV champ gets out of the way just in time.
RK: “Bonk, and The Great One, eats some turnbuckle fabric! hahaha!!!”
TGO turns around and Big Dog capitalizes on it with the BDKO. TGO is down and Big Dog makes the pin.
JR: “BDKO on TGO and here is the pinfall 1…2…SHOULDER UP!”
RK: “WH-WHAT THE?!”
Big Dog gets up and starts to argue with the referee about that pinfall. Big Dog looks back at TGO and waits for him to get up. TGO gets to his feet and Big Dog tries to do a BDKO, however, TGO shoves him and makes him hit the ropes. On the rebound, Big Dog is caught by TGO and he is hit by the cut of greatness.
JR: “CUT OF GREATNESS!!! Big Dog is down and TGO collapses on top of the champ to make the pin..1…2…AH NO! Big Dog has his foot on the bottom rope!”
RK: “Damn, close call for the champ right there. I’m just glad he has the ring knowledge,something he has the edge over TGO, thats for sure!”
TGO rolls off of Big Dog and slowly gets to his feet. He turns his attention to Big Dog and tries to pick him up. However, Big Dog sneaks in a low blow that the referee does not see. Big Dog gets up and sets TGO up for the Dog House Delivery.
JR: “DAMN CHEATIN....Big Dog has TGO in his grasps and he connects with the Dog House Delivery! The pin is made 1…2…3! Damn you big dog! DAMN YOU!”
RK: “What is it now JR? I didn’t see him do anything.”
JR: “Yeah right, I can spot that low blow he did from a MILE away, King.”
The bell rings to signal Big Dog’s victory. “Stupify” hits the speakers and Terri Hotbody II gets the mic to announce it.
TH: “The winner and STILL X-WCW Television champion…BIG DOG!!!”
The referee hands BD the belt and he raises it in victory. The fans boo him after seeing his cheating ways to retain the TV title and the cameras go to the announce booth.
JR: “Well, that match is over folks. But you BETTER stay tuned! We still have a handful of matches that you do NOT wanna miss.”
RK: “Youre right JR! Those matches range from a normal match, pure wrestling match and even..a CAGE MATCH!”
JR: “Don’t go anywhere folks, Warzone will be right back!”
Warzone goes to a commercial break as Big Dig exits the ring with the X-WCW TV title.
Pure Wrestling Match
Triple X vs Icon
“The Game” hits, and the fans boo in unison as Triple X makes his stage appearance.
TH: “The following is a Pure Wrestling Match, and it is set for one fall, with the winner to be decided by submission or disqualification only! Introducing first: from Detroit, Michigan – TRIPLE X!”
The booing continues as Triple X makes his way to the ring. After he enters, “Wolfpac” hits, and The Icon receives an equally negative response as he appears on stage.
TH: “And his opponent: also hailing from Detroit, Michigan – THE ICON!”
The fans boo The Icon loudly as he enters the ring.
JR: “Now let’s see if we’ve got this right: these men are from the same city, they hate each other’s guts, and the fans hate them both!”
RK: “Add to this the fact that this will be more like an amateur wrestling match, and this could be a perfect substitute for Valium!”
JR: “Oh stop it. We need more good technical wrestlers in our company, King!”
RK: “And I’m going to need some triple-strength coffee to endure this one, JR!”
The bell rings, and both men stalk each other around the ring for the first 15 seconds of the match. As each one tries to lock on the first potential submission hold, the other backs away, and this display of tactics lasts for a further 15 seconds.
Finally, both men lock up in the middle, and after 5 seconds, Triple X manages to gain a strength advantage. He breaks the deadlock, locking Icon in a painful arm wrench, and whenever Icon tries to walk around the ring in an effort to break free, Triple X moves with him, nullifying the tactic.
JR: “The rules of this match are VERY restrictive: Icon can’t break free with a move such as a dropkick in this instance. He has to use a pure reversal!”
RK: “That could take forever at this rate! Should I turn to the crowd and start the ‘BORING!’ chant yet?”
Despite the pain being inflicted upon his arm, Icon eventually finds a way to break the hold. He spins in toward Triple X, locking his free arm around Triple X’s neck for a front facelock, doing so with such strength that Triple X releases Icon’s other arm.
Before long, the sheer pressure of Icon’s hold bring Triple X to the mat, and Icon keeps it locked in for another 30 seconds. The referee comes down to the mat, lifting Triple X’s arm up, and as it falls, the referee counts “ONE!”.
JR: “This one could be over if Triple X drops his hand two more times!”
RK: “Good! Then we can finally wake up and enjoy a GOOD match! Come on, everyone at home! Chant along with me: BOOO-RING! BOOO-RING!”
The referee lifts Triple X’s hand again, yielding the same result and a count of “TWO!”. But on the third lift of the hand, Triple X keeps it up, denying Icon a relatively quick victory.
In an astonishing display of escapism, Triple X manages to roll over onto his back, sandwiching Icon between himself and the canvas, and then he flips over backwards, landing on his feet and finally breaking the hold.
Slightly dumbfounded by this desperate move, Icon stands up, tying up with Triple X once again. However, Triple X manages to turn Icon around in the tieup, locking him in a dragon sleeper position, but he takes the move even further, falling to the mat and placing Icon in a Beast Choker!
JR: “It’s pretty clear that these men know each other’s moves very well!”
RK: “Perhaps a little too well! And this will be another minute wasted!”
JR: “Just between you and me, I actually WELCOME the chance to call a match without any fancy chokeslams or powerbombs! Besides which, these holds can do a LOT more damage in the long run!”
RK: “The only things they’re damaging right now are our ratings, I’ll bet!”
After nearly an entire minute in the hold, Icon’s strength appears to be disappearing, as is the enthusiasm of the crowd. Sure enough, a “BORING!” chant breaks out, but after a further ten seconds, Icon shows signs of a fightback. He starts to roll over to his right, and despite Triple X’s attempts to pull him back, Icon finally manages to roll over to the back ropes, forcing Triple X to release the lock.
Triple X stands up, and waits for the severely weakened Icon to rise. Icon barely manages to sit up, and once he does, Triple X grabs him from behind again, locking him in a Cobra Clutch!
JR: “I don’t know how much more of this The Icon can take!”
RK: “And I don’t know how much more of this match I can take! Wake me when it’s over, will you?”
Triple X keeps the hold locked in for about 20 seconds, but with a sudden energy burst, Icon manages to stand up and reverse the move into a basic hammerlock!
And after about fifteen seconds in this predicament, Triple X manages another unexpected reversal: he turns the move into an abdominal stretch!
The pain soon becomes far too much for Icon to take, but he still refuses to submit, despite the referee’s continued questioning. Instead, Icon takes the low road, kicking Triple X in the groin and disqualifying himself in the process.
JR: “That dirty bastard! Is it so far beneath his dignity to submit?”
RK: “Well, at least he made it interesting at last!”
The bell rings, and Terri makes her announcement to the somewhat deflated fans.
TH: “Here’s your winner – as a result of a disqualification – TRIPLE X!”
The fans boo loudly, with some of them throwing objects (empty cups, X-WCW memorabilia, toilet paper etc.) at both competitors as they leave.
RK: “Look at all this TP that’s flying around, JR! I must say: the match was crappy enough to warrant it!”
JR: “Well, I liked it, and I hope the fans at home were a little more appreciative as well! We’ll be back!”
X-WCW US Heavyweight Championship
Otacon vs Flash Styker(c)
“Speedway” by prodigy hits the speakers as Warzone comes back from the commercial break. Flash Stryker enters the ringside area and the fans go wild.
TH: “The following X-WCW United States title match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is the X-WCW United States champion……FLASH STRYKER!!!”
Stryker slowly crouches on the stage and unbuckles his US title belt. Once it is unlocked, he raises it in the air and points at it using his free hand. Once he gets to his feet, he dashes down the ramp with his title and slides into the ring.
JR: “Welcome back to WARZONE! Ladies and gentlemen, you are just in time to view the next matchup. It will be a X-WCW United States Heavyweight Title match.”
RK: “I tell you JR, I think Otacon will be the new champ.”
Stryker is in the ring and he climbs to the top rope to pose with the belt momentarily. He jumps down from the corner and waits for his opponent. “Superstar” hits the PA system and Otacon comes out of the curtains.
TH: “And his opponent, he is the #1 contender for the X-WCW Undispuisted World Title…..OTACON!!!”
The crowd really gives it to the con man as they shower him with boos. Otacon just makes his usual cocky entrance and ignores the despising fans.
JR: “Last Nitro, he made Flash Stryker bleed. Tonight, I don’t know whether that will happen again or if Flash Stryker will get back at Otacon.”
RK: “JR, I think Stryker will lose. I tell you what, otacon is the #1 contender for the X-WCW UW title. That is the TOP title here in the X-WCW and tonight he will challenge a, what, US champ? You got to be kidding me, JR! Otacon will win this match, hands down.”
The bell rings and the match is underway. Both men go to the center of the ring and they go for a lockup. However, it seems like the con man has other things in mind as he quickly delivers a hard knee strike to the gut of Stryker. Stryker is temporarily stunned by the move and is taken down by a hard clothesline by Otacon. Stryker is picked up by Otacon and he shoots him into the ropes. Stryker bounces off the ropes and takes Otacon down with a flying forearm smash.
JR: “Otacon gets to his feet after getting hit by the forearm by Stryker and he is sent down yet again by the champ. This time, Stryker takes him down with a Japanese armdrag. Otacon is up yet again and Stryker hits a hard punch to the face.”
RK: “Oh! That was one solid blow. I think Otacon just saw birds hovering around him.”
Otacon is on spaghetti legs and Stryker sends him to the mat with a hurracarana.
JR: “Stryker with the pin 1…2…and Otacon gets a shoulder up.”
RK: “Otacon is one tough son of a gun, JR. Stryker has to do better than that to keep him down.”
Stryker gets to his feet and waits for his opponent to get up. Otacon is back to his vertical base and he receives a couple of punches to the face by the US champ. Otacon fights back with punches of his own. Otacon gets the advantage on the heated exchange of punches with a hard punch to the gut of Stryker. Otacon sends Stryker backing towards the nearby corner with a hard punch to the face. Once there, Otacon starts to stomp a mudhole on the US champ.
JR: “Otacon has found some sort of will to continue in this match as he stomps a mudhole in his opponent.”
RK: “You can now say that “he is kicking him like a govt. mule” huh JR? HAHAHA!”
Stryker is down on the corner and Otacon delivers a running knee smash on the face of his opponent. Otacon drags Flash Stryker by the legs and places him at the center of the squared circle. Otacon bounces off the ropes and deliver a rolling knee drop on the face of Stryker. Stryker rolls on the mat in pain as he covers his face.
JR: “It looks to me like Otacon is trying to bust Stryker open again.”
RK: “Well its been said that Otacon will send a lot of messages to Grandmaster E that he REALLY wants to make him bleed. Since Stryker is his opponent, he is the unlucky victim yet again.”
Otacon picks up Stryker and delivers some hard forearm smashes to the forehead of his opponent. Otacon has Stryker on his grasps and takes him down with a deep impact DDT. Stryker is sprawled on the mat and Otacon goes for the pinfall.
JR: “The pinfall is made…1…..2..NO! Stryker gets a shoulder up!”
RK: “WHAT IN THE NAME OF MOD?!”
Otacon looks displeased and he picks up Stryker yet again. He goes for another DDT, but Stryker counters it with a fisherman’s suplex.
JR: “Stryker with the desperation move and pin attempt! Can he win it with this?! 1…2…thr-kickout by Otacon! That was a close call for Otacon, King.”
RK: “Only thing I wanna know is, how the hell did Stryker do that?”
JR: “He has been in this industry for about 5-6 years already. So do not doubt that he can further improve his ring skills.”
Both men get to their feet and Otacon charges at Stryker. Stryker, scouting the move, takes Otacon down with a spinning heel kick. Otacon gets to his feet and he sees Stryker charging at him. He swipes Stryker off his feet and goes for a pin. Stryker kicks out quickly and Otacon charges at the US champ. Stryker takes him down with a single leg takedown and pins him in an Oklahoma roll. Before the referee could count the pinfall, Otacon reverses the momentum to pin Stryker.
JR: “Otacon reverses the pin and the referee goes for the count 1..2..Kickout by Stryker. Both men get to their feet and they level each other with clotheslines.”
RK: “I think they almost beheaded the other man with those stiff arms of theirs.”
With both men momentarily down on the mat, the referee starts to count them. By the count of 7, both men start to get to their feet. Otacon approaches Stryker on the corner, only to be greeted by the US champ with some hard elbows to the mid-section. Stryker follows them up with a kick to the gut and he goes to the second ropes. Stryker tries to deliver a flying axe-handle from the second rope, but Otacon catches him with a kick to the gut. This kick, in turn, sends Stryker down on the mat.
JR: “Otacon anticipated Stryker on that one and took down the US champ with a hard kick. Stryker is getting to his feet and Otacon hits him with a hard knee lift on the face.”
RK: “Ouch! Just pure….OUCH!”
Stryker rolls to the outside of the ring and covers his face. After uncovering his face, it is revealed that he has been busted open by that knee lift from Otacon. Otacon follows him to the outside but Stryker turns around and hits a hard punch straight to the face of Otacon. The con man reels back and Stryker grabs him by the hand and sends him toppling towards the nearby ringsteps. Flash Stryker picks up Otacon and he starts to ram him face first into the steel steps.
JR: “Stryker is bleeding on his forehead and I think he wants Otacon to feel his pain.”
RK: “Those hard thuds on the steel just indicate how pissed off Stryker was made by Otacon.”
After the tenth face smash on the steel steps, Otacon is rolled back into the ring by Stryker. Stryker makes it back inside the ring before he gets counted out. Stryker picks up Otacon and sends him into the corner. There, he places Otacon on the top rope and sets him up for the Drag Strip.
JR: “Flash Stryker sets Otacon up for the Dragstrip and BAH GAWD IT CONNECTS!!!”
With the finisher hit, Otacon goes down. He rolls over and we see the no. 1 contender for the UW title bleeding. However, Flash Stryker, is also down on the mat. With both men covered in crimson red and lying down on the mat, the referee starts to do the standing 10 count. Both men slowly get to their feet and Flash Stryker is the first to get up.
JR: “Both men are bleeding on their foreheads right now. However, its Flash Stryker who is on his feet. He goes to Otacon and helps him get to his feet. Otacon, however, delivers a kick to the gut and FINAL IMPACT!!!”
RK: “YES! YES! FINAL IMPACT MADE OUTTA NOWHERE!!!”
Flash Stryker goes down and Otacon collapses on top of his opponent.
JR: “The pin is made 1….2….3! The match is over and otacon won this contest over the US champ.”
RK: “I told you, I told you that he would win tonight!”
JR: “Yeah whatever then!”
TH: “The winner and NEW X-WCW United States Champion…….OTACON!!!”
“Superstar” by saliva hits the speakers and Otacon is helped up by the referee. The ref hands him the belt and Otacon raises the belt high in the air. Otacon slowly makes his way out of the ring. On his way up the ramp, he stops and looks at the ring to see bloodied Flash Stryker, still laid out in the ring. Otacon, who also has a mask of crimson himself, just stares at the ring and has a grin on his face.
JR: “He won tonight, King. I know that, but man, is he so determined to inflict pain upon Stryker.”
RK: “Well, if you asked me, JR, Stryker deserved it!”
JR: “I didn’t ask you, King. Well folks we will be back right after these messages.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as we see Otacon finally turning around and heading to the backstage area.
StarStorm vs The Final Frontier
“n-T-o” plays, followed closely by “End of Everything”. Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar make their way out onto the stage, receiving a very loud boo from the fans.
TH: “The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: the team of Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar – STARSTORM!”
The booing continues in earnest as both nTo members enter the ring. However, the boos turn to almost deafening cheers as “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” plays on the PA system. And a moment later, Autobot Jazz and Sci Fi Man – The Final Frontier – make their stage appearance.
TH: “Their opponents: the team of Autobot Jazz and Sci Fi Man – THE FINAL FRONTIER!”
The cheering gets even louder as The Final Frontier enter the ring.
RK: “Why do I get the feeling that this is the tenth time they’ve faced each other, JR?”
JR: “Well, King, I feel there’s still some unfinished business between these two teams!”
The bell rings, with Raven and AJ kicking off proceedings for their respective teams. They tie up in the middle of the ring, but after about ten seconds, no clear strength advantage is gained by either man. So Raven breaks the deadlock with a low blow, which somehow goes unseen by the referee, and he whips AJ to the right ropes, flooring AJ with a back heel kick on the rebound.
And Raven doesn’t let up once AJ hits the mat: Raven grabs both of AJ’s feet, lifting his legs up and hitting a nasty wishbone leg splitter on him. As AJ smarts from the pain, Raven goes for the first pinfall of the match-up.
RK: “1…. 2…. CLOSE!”
JR: “A bit early for a result, I’d say!”
Raven gets up, picking AJ up off the mat and tagging his partner Alec into the contest. They corner AJ and unleash a flurry of punches and stomps on AJ, but when SFM tries to step in and help, the referee stops him.
JR: “You call this a fair fight, King?”
RK: “No, but it’s pretty damn funny!”
After the allowed 10-second double team period, Raven steps out of the ring, leaving Alec to continue the battle with a shaken AJ. Alec, though, makes the mistake of whipping AJ to his own corner, allowing AJ to tag SFM into the contest.
Once this happens, SFM waits for Alec to charge at AJ, but in a brilliant display of teamwork, AJ ducks to his left and slips out of the ring, leaving SFM to jump in behind Alec. Alec, in turn, collides with the turnbuckles, enabling SFM to deliver a hard German suplex to Alec with a bridging pin.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “A very close kick out there!”
SFM allows Alec to rise before renewing his assault. SFM manages a quick boot to Alec’s gut, followed by an attempt at a pump handle slam, but the move is cleverly reversed into a reverse DDT by Alec. Alec goes for a fast pinfall attempt.
RK: “1…. 2…. NOT QUITE 3!”
JR: “It’s all about pride for these two teams!”
Alec allows SFM to get up, and as soon as this occurs, Alec tries to whip SFM into the back left corner. However, SFM reverses the move, sending Alec hurtling toward the corner.
But when SFM goes for a corner splash, Alec plays dirty: he drags the hapless referee right into the path of SFM, taking the referee out of the equation.
Having taken little of the impact, Alec remains standing, and he signals to someone in the audience.
JR: “Who’s he signalling to, King?”
RK: “It looks like The Real Deal, JR! In a referee’s uniform, no less!”
Sure enough, TRD jumps over the safety barrier and enters the ring, much to the chagrin of AJ on the outside. Raven makes the most of AJ’s confusion, though, sneaking around to AJ’s corner and blindsiding him with a stiff clothesline!
Back in the ring, Alec kicks the stunned SFM in the gut, setting him up for the Star Power powerbomb. He hits the move with devastating authority, and TRD gets down to count the last pinfall with unusual speed!
RK: “1-2-3! YES!”
JR: “Another load of nTo BS right there! That was the fastest 3-count I’ve ever witnessed! Damn the nTo! Damn them all to hell!”
TRD raises the arm of Alec in victory, them both men continue to pound on SFM – and Raven on AJ – as Terri announces the winners.
TH: “Here are your winners – STARSTORM!”
The crowd boos the result with enormous ferocity. More objects are hurled at all three nTo members.
RK: “What a bunch of ingrates! We’re busting all our asses to put on the best show we can, and this is how they repay us?”
JR: “Well, if Chris Back is going to spit in their faces like that at every opportunity, then they have every right to be angry! Something has to be done about this nTo! They’re MUCH too strong now!”
RK: “Tell us what you REALLY think, JR!”
JR: “I just did, King! We’ll be back after these messages!”
Warzone takes a commercial break.
Backstage
We go backstage to see Cole Ryan with Ignavus, ready for an interview.
CR: "Welcome back to warzone! Right now, I am here with Ignavus, the former X-WCW TV champ. So Igz, what are your thoughts of losing the TV title last Nitro against Big Dog?"
Igz: "Simple answer... I should have brought more pussy."
CR: "Pussy?"
Igz: "Yeah, a cat! To.. you know... distract the dog? Shut up! IT WOULD HAVE WORKED!"
CR: "*scratches head*.....O-K then. Tonight, you will compete in a triple threat match. Your opponents, TRD and Tony Bonito. All three of you seem to be on the losing stick last Nitro and I bet, just like the other two, you wanna prove tonight that you will be the winner tonight.....right?"
Igz: "Proving sounds like way too much work. Let's just say... I intend to let the other two hit each other a lot, and then flop down and pin one of them. Preferably TRD, because I'm not sure he's smart enough to even know how to escape a pin. If I prove myself by accident, well, all the better."
CR: "Onto other matters then. It seems like you have angered Divebomb recently and he was happy to cost you the match against Big Dog. Do you have any intentions to get some revenge on him tonight?"
Igz: “Let's say this... I am not not not not not not planning on having my way, if ya get my drift!”
CR: "I see. Well thank you for your time Ignavus."
Triple Threat Match
Tony Bonito vs TRD vs Igz
We go back to ringside and the cameras pan over to the announce table.
JR: “Welcome back to Warzone! Our next match will be a triple threath match between Bonito, Igz and The Real Deal.”
RK: “Those are three guys, JR. The differences are very obvious here. But the similarities of these three wrestlers you may ask, they want redemption from their losses last Nitro.”
JR: “You hit the target on that one, King. Now lets go over to the ring for the introductions.”
The camera pans over to the ringside area where Terri Hotbody II is ready to start this match.
TH: “The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall!”
“Fuel” by metallica hits the speakers and The Real Deal comes to the ringside area along with D-Extreme.
TH: “Introducing first, being accompanied to ringside by D-Extreme. He is nTo member……THE REAL DEAL!!!”
The fans give TRD and D-Ex a loud chorus of boos as they make their way down the ramp. D-Ex stays outside the ring while TRD makes his way into the ring. Once he enters the ring, he poses for the crowd, who continues to boo the nTo member.
JR: “The Real Deal is being accompanied right now ringside with D-Extreme. It has been evident that TRD, is like D-Extreme’s protégé here in the X-WCW.”
RK: “D-Ex sees big things for that big man right there in the ring, JR. I believe, with D-Ex’s tutelage, that TRD is improving his skills inside this ring one match at a time. Maybe in one year time, TRD will be a X-WCW UW champ.”
“Medals remix” hits the speakers and Tony Bonito enters the ringside area. The camera then pans over to D-Ex, who is watching TB intently.
TH: “And from Boston Mass., TONY BONITO!!!”
The fans start to chant “Nito, sucks!” as Bonito stands on stage and eventually does his usual pose while the pyros shoot up into the air. Once the usual pyro entrance is over with, he makes his way down the ramp with a huge grin on his face.
JR: “Bonito sure is happy tonight.”
RK: “Well he told me that Ignavus and TRD are NO MATCH a man of his caliber. You know what JR, I think he is right on that.”
JR: “Tony Bonito is one of the best wrestlers here in the X-WCW, but he can be cocky.”
TB stops outside the ring and he and D-Ex staredown for a few seconds. But eventually, TB shrugs him off and slides into the ring. TB spins inside the ring while he holds his golden medals and poses for the crowd who continues to chant that o so famous chant. TB leans on the nearby corner and waits for the final man to get into the ring.
“Clint Eastwood” by the Gorillaz play through the PA Systems and Ignavus makes his entrance to ringside.
TH: “And from Simsburry CT. IGNAVUS!!!”
JR: “Here comes the last competitor for this match.”
RK: “And JR, he doesn’t look up to wrestling tonight too.”
Ignavus, with his usual lazy demeanor, makes his way down the ramp slowly. The fans start to cheer for the slacker as he continues to struggle down the ramp. Eventually, he stops mid-way and scratches his butt for a few seconds. Afterwards, he continues his merry way into the ring. He turns to his left and he sees D-Ex. Both men just grin at each other before D-Ex just steps aside and lets Iganvus make it into the ring steps.
JR: “D-Extreme and Iganvus. Though both men are on different sides with the fans, they truly respect each other.”
RK: “Well how can they NOT?! I mean, theres one drunk and one lazy bum. They can relate to each other.”
Ignavus enters the ring and looks at TRD and TB. He just shrugs and leans on the nearby corner as he awaits the start of the match.
JR: “The bell has rung and all three men go to the center of the ring.”
RK: “This triple threat match is interesting to me, JR. It has a rather clashing of styles in my opinion. One, Bonito, is a highly gifted technical wrestler. The second one, Ignavus, is a very quick wrestler. And finally, there is TRD, one helluva powerhouse.”
JR: “It will be very interesting, King.”
All three man start to see which one of them would try to attack first. The question gets answered quickly as Bonito attacks TRD with some heavy clubs to the back. Iganvus just stands in the ring while he watches TRD fight back againsts Bonito by driving Bonito back first into the nearby corner. This move, however, does not stop Bonito’s relentless clubbing blows on the back of The Real Deal. Soon enough, we see Ignavus approaching the corner and he helps Bonito in fighting the tallest man inside the ring.
JR: “It seems like Ignavus and Bonito have formed a very unlikely and maybe a temporary alliance with each other. This match is only one-fall. So if they try to take out TRD, they should know, that either of the two men must get the pin first in order to win.”
Ignavus and Bonito finally takes TRD down to his knees and both men drag him towards the center of the ring. Bonito starts to talk to Igz about something in the ring while TRD is getting to his feet and Ignavus just agrees to the Olympic champ. TRD gets to his feet and he sees both men bouncing off the ropes. TRD catches both men, however, with a double clothesline before they could do further damage to him. TRD just looks at Bonito and shakes his head before he picks him up. He backs Bonito towards the corner and he delivers multiple shoulder thrusts to the ribcage of TB. In the middle of the ring, we see Ignavus slowly picking himself up.
JR: “TRD finishes delivering those punishing shoulder thrusts to Bonito and he tries to whip him onto the other corner. However, Bonito goes down midway, thanks to a dropkick by Ignavus.”
RK: “Whats this now? TRD and Ignavus? Serial Slackaz version 2?!”
TRD sees Ignavus taking down Bonito and he makes a charge for the almighty slacker. TRD tries to do a running big boot but Ignavus ducks down to avoid it. TRD turns around and he is met by a hard kick to the ribs. Igz delivers another kick to the rib-cage and finishes it off with a European uppercut that sends TRD staggering back towards the ropes. Ignavus charges at the big man but TRD sends him to the outside with a back body drop. Ignavus crash-lands on the outside and TRD has a grin on his face as he looks at the downed slacker. However, before TRD could turn around, we see Bonito getting up to his feet and quickly locking on a waislock at the big man.
JR: “Bonito attempting to deliver a german suplex on the tall man, and it connects! One german suplex! Both men getting up and Bonito delivers a SECOND german suplex.”
RK: “Is he going for the third now?! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!”
Bonito struggles to get himself and TRD on a vertical base for the third german suplex, however, he eventually pulls it off. The maneuver is cheered, surprisingly, by the capacity crowd inside the arena. Inside the ring, both TRD and TB are laid out. Outside the ring, we see Ignavus crawling his way towards the apron. Eventually, we see Ignavus helping himself up using the apron, and thus, sliding back into the ring.
JR: “Ignavus is back inside the ring and he is the only man standing there right now. Ignavus sees TRD and TB both getting to their feet and I think he is up to something here.”
Ignavus sees that TB is nearby so he rolls TB in an Oklahoma roll and goes for the pin. However, TB kicks out at 2. Igz and TB get to their feet at the same time and they lock up with each other. Ignavus goes behind TB and he tries for a german suplex. However, TB blocks the attempt and takes Ignavus off his feet with a snapmare takedown. TB goes over to Ignavus, but he is stopped by TRD, who just got up. TRD grabs TB by the throat and he is looking for a chokeslam here. Ignavus gets to his feet and TRD grabs him by the throat as well.
RK: “Oh boy, JR! Something BIG is gonna happen now.”
JR: “The Real Deal has both Ignavus and Bonito on his grasps and DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! BAH GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT!!!”
With both Ignavus and Bonito down, TRD pins Ignavus. However, Ignavus gets his shoulder up at two. TRD goes over to Bonito and pins him, but Bonito kicks out at 2. TRD gets a bit frustrated and he waits for both men to get up. While Bonito and Ignavus get to their feet, TRD bounces off the ropes. The Real Deal goes for double clotheslines but both men avoid it. Ignavs and Bonito bounce off the other end and they take down TRD with a double clothesline of their own.
JR: “TRD is down with that double clothesline by TB and Igz. Bonito tells Ignavus to bounce off the ropes and he does. But wait, Bonito just caught Ignavus with an overhead belly to belly suplex!”
RK: “Hahah! Bonito sure is one smart guy.”
TRD gets to his feet and Bonito sneaks up behind him. Before TRD could turn around, Bonito grabs him and delivers the Nito Plex. TRD goes down and Bonito pins him for the count.
JR: “NITO PLEX! Here is the pin 1…2…NO! TRD gets his shoulder up.”
Bonito gets to his feet and complains to the referee about the pinfall. Ignavus gets to his feet and he grabs Bonito by the head. Igz sends the Olympic champ to the outside of the ring before he turns around to see a groggy TRD getting to his feet. Ignavus runs towards TRD and scores with a shinning wizard kick. The stiff kick sends TRD lying down on the mat again and Ignavus makes it to the nearby corner.
JR: “Ignavus is on the top rope and he hits the 4AM FLYER on TRD!!!”
RK: “OH NO! Bonito, get back there!”
JR: “The pin is being made 1…2…3! Bonito tried to break the pin but it was just TOO LATE!!!”
RK: “DAMN IT!!!”
The bell rings and the referee declares Ignavus the winner.
TH: “The winner of this match as a result of pinfall, IGNAVUS!!!”
“Clint Eastwood” hits the speakers and Iganvus gets to his feet while the referee raises his hand in victory. In the background, we see Bonito looking mightly pissed off about the decision. Ignavus makes it to the top rope to pose for the fans, but Bonito sneaks up behind him and he delivers a Nito plex from the corner. Ignavus is down and Bonito starts to stomp down on the winner of this contest.
JR: “Oh, Bonito is such a sore loser!”
RK: “Hey look JR! Chris Back is making his way down the ramp right now.”
CB dashes down the ramp and he slides into the ring. Once inside, he grabs Bonito and starts to lay some right hands on him. Bonito eventually fights back and both men start brawling inside the ring.
JR: “Back and Bonito are brawling inside the ring, King!”
RK: “Damn, these two just do NOT like each other.”
Warzone goes to a commercial break as we see the referee and D-Extreme trying to restrain both men from fighting the other.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
We see the American flag on the screen before the video fades out.
We see black and white footages of someone standing on the X-WCW stage as “Electric Uncle Sam” is being played on the background. We cant see the face of the person during the scene, but it soon fades to black again and we see the following words on the video.
“THE RETURN OF AN ICON IS AT HAND”
“SOON!”
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Backstage
Warzone comes back from the commercial break and we see D-Extreme and Chris Back in CB’s office. CB is sitting on his desk while D-Ex stands up and looks at the opposite direction.
D-Ex: “So boss, you feeling better now?”
CB: “Yeah. Thank you for trying to help out earlier. I just lost it. I tell you what, since the day I met that jerk, I just could not STAND him.”
D-Ex: “That’s Bonito for ya, boss.”
D-Ex turns around and he looks at his friend.
D-Ex: “What is the matter now? Why am I here again?”
CB: “I have something to tell you, friend. Its something that you might like.”
D-Ex: “If its beer, I still got some at my locker room.”
CB: “No. Its something better. I will give YOU a title shot at Nitro #14. The winner of tonight’s main event will face you in a one-on-one match. How does that sound to you?”
D-Ex has a grin on his face.
D-Ex: “Boss, that’s the best gift you could ever give me for x-mas! Of course I like that!”
The scene fades and we go back to ringside.
X-WCW Ultimate World Championship
Cage Match
Divebomb vs Blaster vs Grandmaster E(c)
JR: “Welcome back to WARZONE! For those of you who tuned in just now, you are just in time for tonight’s main event!”
RK: “Damn straight, JR! Tonight, we will have one hell of a match to end off the night. Its gonna be a cage match between Divebomb, Blaster and Grandmaster E!!!”
JR: “In this matchup, I think Grandmaster E is in a disadvantage here. You see, not only are there two other people, but they can win by escaping the cage or by pinning you or the other man.”
RK: “You say it like you wanna leave a space of hope for me to say he can win it. Well, JR, I wont! I think Divebomb will regain that title tonight! Grandmaster E will learn that Divebomb is his better.”
JR: “My money is on the champ tonight, King.”
RK: “Then prepare to fork over the cash when the night is done then.”
The cameras pan over to the ring area where the cage has been lowered down already. Inside the steel structure, stands the referee, with a rather large afro for a hair. Beside the referee, we see Terri Hotbody II with the mic on her hand.
TH: “Tonight’s main event will be a Cage Match for the X-WCW Ultimate World Championship!!!”
“HEAR ME NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!”
The camera pans over towards the rampway area as we hear “Imperium” playing in the speakers. Soon enough, Blaster comes out to the ringside area.
TH: “Introducing first, from the UK, BLASTER!!!”
Blaster makes his way down the ramp and the fans cheer wildly for the Royal Bash 2 winner.
JR: “Blaster, was the winner of the Royal Bash this year, King.”
RK: “Yeah, well, he aint champ though, tough luck huh?”
JR: “Tonight, I think Blaster will not let this opportunity pass to get that X-WCW UW belt.”
RK: “Are you SERIOUS?! He passed it like two straight times already, do you really think he will win the title tonight?”
JR: “Hey, this is the X-WCW, anything can happen.”
RK: “Yeah, cause I recall you told me that Grandmaster E would retain his title tonight.”
JR: “…………….”
Blaster enters the cage and he poses for the fans in the middle of the ring. He looks at the referee standing in the middle as well, and it seems like he dozed off and is now leaning on Blaster. Blaster shoves him out of the way and the referee flops to the mat. The crowd starts to laugh at the comical scene as the referee attempts to get to his feet, but alas, he slips and falls to his butt.
RK: “Oh brother! Why is he the man to referee this thing?!”
JR: “Sid Greene was supposed to be the ref, King. However, he called in sick today. This referee is a newcomer in the referee ranks of the X-WCW. Tonight, might have given him a page in the X-WCW history books for being one hell of a comical referee”
RK: “So, what is his name?”
JR: “Uh….Joshy Johnny Jojo.”
RK: “Seriously?”
JR: “Yes. Seriously.”
Blaster shrugs and helps the referee up as “10000 fists” by disturbed starts to play in the PA systems. The former X-WCW UW champ, Divebomb enters the ringside area.
TH: “From Burnaby, BC…DIVEBOMB!!!”
DB makes his way down the ramp and the fans start to boo the former X-WCW UW champ loudly. DB ignores the crowd and he enters the cage.
JR: “Divebomb, a 2 time UW champ, has made his way into the cage. I tell you what King, Blaster and Divebomb had one hell of a rivalry this year.”
RK: “I can agree to that, JR. Tonight though, it is not Divebomb vs Blaster 3. Rather, it will be Divebomb vs Blaster vs Grandmaster E. So the two men are here, send in the champ!!!”
With that said, “Without Me” by Eminem starts to blare through the speakers. GE comes out of the curtains wearing his black and gold ‘Grandmasta’ jacket with hood. (Now available in xwcwshop.com)
TH: “And from Melbourne Australia. He is the X-WCW Ultimate World Champion……GRANDMASTER E!!!”
GE stands on the stage as he soaks in the rousing ovations given to him by the fans before he takes off his hood. GE walks down the ramp with his X-WCW UW belt proudly placed on his waist and he starts to slap hands with the fans. He stops outside the cage and points at both men before he pats his X-WCW UW belt.
JR: “Grandmaster E, in my opinion, is one of the most popular champions we ever had here in the X-WCW.”
RK: “I doubt it. I mean, we did have the boom period during DB’s title run and not his.”
JR: “Oh stop being so negative about him, King. Do you want him to kick your ass AGAIN?”
RK: “Ah…now that you mention it……”
GE enters the cage and he raises the belt high in the air while he stands in the middle of the cage. His music dies down and he hands the belt to the referee, which in turn, gives it to the man outside the cage. All three men gather around the center of the ring as the referee rings the bell.
JR: “The bell has rung and the carnage inside that ring is about to ensue.”
RK: “I have that same feeling as well, JR.”
Divebomb is the first to act as he quickly pounces on GE and starts to deliver some punishing clubs to the back of the UW champ. Blaster just looks at DB attacking GE before GE starts to fight back. GE shoves DB away before he sizes him up with a hard punch to the jaw. DB is taken aback and GE takes him down with a shoulder block. GE turns around and he is met by a couple of fast punches to the face by Blaster. Blaster tries to whip GE into the ropes, but GE reverses the irish whip. On the way back, Blaster takes GE down with a flying forearm smash.
JR: “Blaster takes down the champ with that attack off the ropes, King. Oh no, Divebomb is up and he is just standing behind the blast man.”
RK: “Blaster better realize it’s a three man match, there are TWO opponents and not just one.”
Blaster turns around and he is met by a kick to the gut. Divebomb starts to deliver some clubbing blows to the back of Blaster before he sends him into the nearby corner. Once Blaster is there, Divebomb charges towards the corner. Before he could make it there, however, Blaster gets out of the way. Divebomb eats turnbuckle and Blaster grabs him by the head. Blaster slams Divebomb face first into the cage
JR: “Divebomb falls to the mat after that vicious slam onto the cage.”
RK: “That really looks like it hurt a lot.”
GE gets to his feet and he charges at Blaster. Blaster turns around and he is speared to the mat by the X-WCW UW champ. Grandmaster E gets to his feet and waits for DB to get up. Once DB gets to his feet, GE charges at him and he takes him down with another spear.
JR: “The champ just speared both men! Divebomb is down! Blaster is down! Grandmaster E is standing tall in the middle of the cage.”
RK: “Its still too early for him, but maybe if he did make a quick dash up the cage, maybe not.”
Grandmaster E drags Divebomb nearby the corner before he heads to the top rope. Once he is there, he goes for an elbow drop. However, he misses the attempt as DB rolls out of the way. Divebomb gets up and he picks up Grandmaster E. He sends GE towards the other side of the ring, where unexpectedly, he collides with a recovering Blaster.
RK: “Both Blaster and GE bump into each other and they go down! Hahaha! Poor guys.”
Divebomb has a grin on his face once he spots GE getting to his feet. GE gets to a vertical base and turns around to see DB. It is all too late for the champ as Divebomb takes him down to the mat with an STO. Blaster gets up and grabs Divebomb. DB is backed into the corner and he starts to deliver some punches at DB. DB fights back with some kicks to the midsection. Blaster blocks one of the kicks and takes DB down with a dragon screw. Grandmaster E gets up and both he and Blaster start to stomp down on Divebomb.
JR: “Blaster and GE are working together right now as they fight Divebomb. They pick up the former X-WCW UW champ and whip him to the ropes. DB with the bounce off the ropes, gets hit by a double superkick from the other two men.”
RK: “Damn cheaters! They know DB is too good for both of them! So they are trying to isolate him. Oh well, I know the former champ will get even with these two jokers.”
Blaster and GE look at each other before they shake hands in the middle of the ring. Both men start to lock up and Blaster gets the first advantage by going behind GE and locking on a sleeper hold. GE fights out of it with multiple elbow shots to the mid-section. Blaster lets go and GE heads for the nearest ropes. He bounces off the ropes, but Blaster catches him with an armdrag takedown. Blaster holds on the arm of GE, but the champ gets to his feet and reverses the hold. GE delivers a couple of kicks to the gut of Blaster before he lets go of the hold and sends the challenger down with a clothesline.
JR: “What a couple of fast kicks those were by Grandmaster E. Blaster is down on the mat after that clothesline and Grandmaster E waits for him to get to his feet.”
RK: “They better recognize that Divebomb is STILL in the cage with them. Speaking of which, DB is already on one of the corners of the ring, just leaning there. Smart move by Divebomb. I know that when he gets up, he is fully recharged and ready to take over the damn match.”
Grandmaster E spots Blaster getting up and he spins him around. GE sends Blaster towards the corner and he hits there. Grandmaster E charges at Blaster, but he eats boot. GE staggers backwards for a while before we see DB getting up from his corner to grab GE from behind. There, he takes the champ down with a belly to back suplex. DB turns his attention towards Blaster, but he gets hit hard by a missile dropkick by the blast man.
JR: “Divebomb just got hit by that well executed top rope move by the blast man. Blaster is on his feet and he sees both men down on the canvas.”
RK: “I think he wants to climb on outta here! But wont he rather pin them instead?”
Blaster heads towards the steel structure and starts to climb up. Divebomb is the first man to get to his feet between him and GE and he sees Blaster half-way up on the cage. He heads towards the nearby corner and he climbs up as well. Blaster reaches the top-most part of the cage and he wants to climb down on the other side already, but he is grabbed by Divebomb! Divebomb has him in his clutches and he locks him for a suplex. After a few seconds, both Divebom and Blaster fall down on the mat of the ring after Divebomb delivers a suplex. We hear a loud thud after both men hit the canvas.
JR: “BAH GAWD! What an impact that was! Both Divebomb and Blaster are laid out in the ring.”
RK: “Both men are down, and I agree JR, that WAS an impact. Grandmaster E is on his way up and if I were him, I’d surely climb up the cage immediately.”
Grandmaster E sees Divebomb and Blaster still laid out on the canvas and he goes over to Blaster. He picks up Blaster and he whips him towards the ropes. Blaster, on the rebound, is captured by GE and he gets hit by the Master Blaster! Blaster rolls on the mat in pain as we see Divebomb getting to his feet. DB slowly turns around and he sees GE just staring at him. Both men approach each other and go nose-to-nose in the middle of the ring.
JR: “Oh my goodness, King! Divebomb and Grandmaster E certainly has no liking for each other. Right now, they are going nose-to-nose. I can tell you, King, something big is gonna happen here.”
RK: “I can feel the hatred in the air, JR.”
The crowd goes wild as both men start to exchange punches inside the steel structure. Divebomb takes GE down on the mat and mounts on top of him. DB starts to punch away on the champ, but GE blocks one of the punches. From below, GE starts to fight back on DB with some punches. GE rolls over and he gets to his feet. DB gets to a vertical base as well and charges at GE. GE spots him and he catches DB with an inverted atomic drop. GE grabs the stunned Divebomb and sets him up for the Master Stroke.
RK: “Oh no! Here comes the master stroke!”
GE hoists DB onto his shoulder and readies to send him down to the canvas, but Divebomb reverses the momentum and lands a DDT on the X-WCW UW Champ. Both men go down on the canvas as we see Blaster crawling onto the nearby Divebomb for the pin.
JR: “That was a close call for Divebomb, King. Right now the blast man pins the exhausted Divebomb 1…2..NO!”
RK: “That referee, is SO slow to count, JR. I know I hate to see DB lose…but that was just hella slow!”
JR: “If you could do a better job than the ref, why don’t you go there?”
RK: “I’d love to, JR, but I cant ruin my good suit.”
Blaster slowly picks up Divebomb and sets him up for the Deep Impact. However, Divebomb blocks the attempt and he kicks Blaster hard to the gut before he delivers The End.
JR: “THE END!!! THE END!!! Divebomb escaped from Blaster’s grasps and he delivers his own finisher.”
RK: “Divebomb is on the driver’s seat JR!!! GE may be on his feet right now, but he wont be soon enough! C’mon DB hit The end on the chump as well!!!”
Divebomb gets up again and looks at the fallen Blaster. He laughs at him before he heads towards the cage and starts to climb up. However, unbeknownst to Divebomb, Grandmaster E is also climbing up the cage from the other side.
RK: “DAMN IT!!! Grandmaster E is one sneaky man. He is climbing on the other side.”
JR: “And so starts a race for the X-WCW UW belt, King. The first one to get outta the cage will be declared champ.”
Divebomb and GE continue to climb up the cage while Blaster is down. The speed of the climbing is even, until the referee grabs Divebomb by the tights. Divebomb falls down on the mat and the referee takes out his hair and mustache. The crowd comes alive as the referee turns out to be Ignavus.
JR: “ITS IGNAVUS?!”
RK: “Oh gee..no wonder the referee was kinda lazy! I should have seen this one coming!!!”
Divebomb gets up and both him and Ignavus brawl inside the ring. While DB is busy with Ignavus, we see GE already on the top of the cage. He slowly climbs down to the outside of the rng. He lands on the outside of the ring and the bell signals his victory.
TH: “The winner and STILL X-WCW UW Champion…….GRANDMASTER E!!!”
GE’s music hits as he looks at the cage to see Ignavus and Divebomb brawling inside of it. While he is looking at the cage, we see Otacon running down the ramp with a barbed wire wrapped 2x4 in his hand. GE turns around and he is smacked on the forehead by Otacon’s 2x4.
JR: “BAH GAWD!!! Otacon just hit the champ with that 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire!!!”
Otacon mounts on top of GE and starts to hammer away on the bleeding forehead of GE.
JR: “Oh my, this is just sickening! Otacon is beating up a bleeding Grandmaster E after he hit a cheap shot on the champ with that weapon!”
RK: “It wasn’t cheap, JR. Otacon made a promise to GE, he will make him bleed. He proved it tonight that he wasn’t kidding.”
X-WCW goes off-air as the referees storm in to break up the two brawls in the ringside area.
We start off the night showing footages of the previous show.
JR: “It looks like the Con man is not finished with Flash Stryker. Right now, he wants to suplex FS to the outside of the ring.”
RK: “He lifts up the US champ and…wait a minute. He wont suplex him, he is gonna…gon…OH S***!”
Before JR could respond, Otacon delivers a brainbuster on Flash Stryker to the outside of the ring. At impact, we hear a loud splat and we see no more movement from the X-WCW US champ. Otacon raises to his feet and turns Stryker over, for the camera to show Stryker’s newly busted up forehead. As the blood oozes from his opponents head, all Otacon do is laugh manically. The crowd boos loudly at the con man as he gets back in the ring with a mic.
OC: “Grandmaster E, what you see here right now is your fate. On Bloodbath 3, mark my words, just like Stryker…….I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED!”
The clip fades to black as we see Otacon making his way to the backstage area.
TH: “Here’s your winner – and STILL the X-WCW Ultimate World Champion – GRANDMASTER E!”
Bonito is still stunned, but instead of attacking GE again, he goes after the equally perplexed Back. Both men start to brawl intensely, and a horde of security guards and referees come out in an attempt to break up the fight.
JR: “Chris Back and Tony Bonito still have a few unresolved issues here!”
RK: “Thank you, Admiral Obvious!”
JR: “Don’t you mean CAPTAIN Obvious?”
RK: “I’ve just promoted you! And here comes Otacon!”
Otacon runs to the ring from backstage, but this does not go unnoticed by GE. GE drops the belt, and as soon as Otacon storms the ring and gets in GE’s face, GE snaps. GE delivers a stiff blow to Otacon’s midsection before hitting an inverted atomic drop on him, and while Otacon is stunned, GE kicks him in the gut once again. As the security guards and referees escort Back and Bonito to the backstage area, GE positions Otacon for his newly-renamed elevated powerbomb: The Masterstroke! He hits the move quickly, and with authority, prompting a "HOLY SHIT!” chant from the crowd!
JR: “He may be lighter now, but Grandmaster E is still as powerful as he was when he started here!”
RK: “Yeah, but will his title run last this time?”
The footage fades as Grandmaster E looks down on the fallen Otacon.
After the intro video is finished, we go to ringside where the fans are on their feet. Soon enough, the usual stage pyros shoot off to signal the start of the show. The camera pans over to the announce table with James Russell and Randal King.
JR: “WELCOME EVERYONE X-WCW WARZONE!!!”
RK: “The crowd is electric right now, JR!”
JR: “You tell it, King. Hello everyone I am James Russell and alongside with me as always is Randal King. Tonight, we are live here in the Delta Center in Utah. I tell you what, King, we got SPECTACULAR line up of matches scheduled for tonight.”
RK: “I cant wait to see everyone of those matches, JR.”
JR: “So do I, King.”
“Superstar” hits and Otacon comes out to ringside. The fans start to boo the X-WCW UW’s no. 1 contender while he makes his way down the ramp. He hits the ring and he gets the mic.
OC: “You know what people, let me make this appearance of mine memorable. On Nitro, I made Flash Stryker bleed! Tonight, I will do the same thing and not only that, I will get his US title too! But right now, I want to demand a match. On bloodbath 3, I really want to…no wait…I DESPERATELY want GME to bleed at my hands. So what I am suggesting is, I want to have a No Rope Barbed wire match!!!”
RK: “A…WHAT…now?”
JR: “A no rope barbed wire match *pulls out CB’s dicitionary of terms* It’s a barbwire match, but no ring ropes..just barbed wires.”
RK: “OH!”
OC: “AH! So what you say about that, chumpy?”
“Without Me” hits the speakers and the boos turn into woohoos as GME comes out ringside with a mic of his own. GME makes his way down the ramp and slaps some hands with the fans. He slides into the ring and he goes nose-to-nose with Otacon before he takes a step back. He then gives Otacon his reply.
GME: “Easy there Otacon. I’m the champ *points to his belt* and what I say, it aint gonna happen! You know why? Cause I want YOU in a hell in a cell match! I don’t need no barbed wires to make YOU bleed in my hands, that’s for sure!”
OC: “Whats the matter G-E, you scared of a little barbed wire?”
Otacon mockingly gestures GME. But before GME could react, “Immortal” by Adema hits and both men look on stage. Christopher Back makes his appearance ringside and the fans give him a rousing chorus of boos. Back stands on the ringside stage as he pulls up the mic from his hand.
CB: “Let me make this clear to both of you two, I am the CEO here of the X-WCW. In other words NEITHER of you can decide which match you get to fight on during the PPV!!! I hold both of your fates here in this company so if you two know whats good for you, both of you should just shut up already. I’ll be announcing the match when I am ready.”
CB looks at GME and has a grin on his face.
CB: “Champ, don’t be so sure you’ll be the champ before the PPV. Tonight, you will be defending that belt in a triple threat cage match against Blaster and Divebomb!!!”
JR: “OH MY GAWD! King, did you just hear that?!”
RK: “I certainly did, JR! Wow! A cage match is set for tonight! I cant wait to see that.”
CB’s music hits the speakers and the X-WCW CEO leaves the ringside area. X-WCW goes to a commercial break as both Otacon and GME do a staredown in the middle of the ring.
Bruno Brazilian Badass vs “Big” Mitch Barker
“Get Back” Bye Ludacris plays as Mitch Barker comes out from the back, receiving a chorus of boo’s from the fans.
TH: “The following match is scheduled for one fall and making his way to the ring first from Parts Unknown weighing in at 288 pounds he is ‘BIG’ Mitch Barker.”
JR: “Here comes the newcomer Mitch Barker who on Nitro defeated “The Young One” Sandy Drake in his very first match for X-WCW. As impressive as he is in the ring I must say that that I disapprove of the way he treats his fellow wrestlers."
RK: “Oh JR will you stop I mean you’ve only seen him wrestle once. How can you say that he doesn’t treat his fellow wrestlers with respect?”
JR: “By the way he manhandled Drake after hitting him with his finisher the Broken Bonez then giving him a top rope powerbomb before pinning Drake on Nitro.”
RK: “And what’s so wrong about that the match was still going on. But never mind its time to watch him wrestle now.”
Barker is half way down the ramp barking like a mad man as he runs to the ring and climbs up the apron and goes in between the ropes. He flexes his muscles for the fans while barking some more.
‘Move Bitch’ by Ludacris plays and BBB makes his way out to the ring in the company of three lovely ladies, who are dancing like Las Vegas strippers.
TH: "And his opponent hailing from Brasília, Brazil standing 7 foot 5 inches weighing in at 480 pounds, he is BBB Bruno Barzillian Badass."
RK: “You know JR, Bruno reminds me of a chocolate bar coming out of Willy Wonka’s factory.”
JR: “Why is that King?”
RK: “Well JR his big dark and he pleases everyone.”
JR: “I really didn’t want to hear that. Lets just start the match already.”
BBB finally gets into the ring while his dancers take a seat next to the time keeper. Barker and BBB trade looks for a few seconds before locking up in the middle of the ring. After a few seconds Bruno finally gets the upper hand and throws Barker half way across the ring. Barker gets up and has a bewildered look as his face as he looks around at the fans. Barker and Bruno lock up again, and again after a few seconds Bruno gets the upper hand yet again and throws Barker half way across the room. This time Barker jumps right back up and starts barking like a dog.
JR: “It seems that Barker doesn’t like to be thrown around or he has never been thrown around the ring before buy someone bigger then him.”
RK: “Probably both JR I mean they don’t get much bigger then Bruno now do they. And don’t forget the last person Barker faced was 60 pounds smaller then him.”
JR: “Well that’s true King I’ll give you that.”
Back in the ring Barker tries a different approach. He leans back on the ropes and runs full force at Bruno and hits a shoulder block, but Bruno doesn’t even seem to move. Running in a different direction Barker tries to hit a shoulder block on again, which seems to do nothing to Bruno yet again. Just standing there Barker freaks out and turns his back to Bruno just forgetting about him. Bruno waits till Barker turns around again and lifts Barker up over his head and walks to the side of the ring and throws Barker to the outside.
JR: “Bruno’s showing Barker who’s in control of this match no doubt about it.”
RK: “Yeah but the match has only just started. It only takes one mistake to lose you the match JR, but that’s something you wouldn’t know now would you.”
JR: “That might be true, but I’ve been around the business long enough to know what’s what.”
The referee has already started the ten count on Barker who’s still outside taking his time getting back into the ring. The ref gets to 8 before Barker finally gets back into the ring. Once back into the ring Barker starts punching Bruno in the stomach, in hopes that it will faze the much larger man. After a series of punches Bruno starts to stagger back a few feet, while Baker runs behind Bruno and runs up to Bruno giving him a Bulldog to the floor, when Bruno hits the floor the ring starts to sake from all the weight hitting the floor.
JR: “My god did you see that King Baker hit that bulldog with authority.”
RK: “Well it was only a matter of time before Baker started to show who was boss in this match.”
As Bruno slowly starts to get up Barker gets a running start and tries to clothesline Bruno, but Bruno him coming and bends down to lift Barker up in a massive back body drop. Barker gets at least 12 feet of air before crashing down on the canvas. Bruno looks down at Barker behind him and runs to the side of the ring and comes back nailing Barker in the throat with an atomic leg drop.
JR: “Well that didn’t last long now did it King.”
RK: “Oh shut up JR.”
Getting up Bruno looks at all the fans and walks over to the nearest corner and starts to climb up to the top of the turnbuckle.
JR: “He can’t be serious!!!! My god he’s gonna KILL HIM!”
RK: “NO… I can’t watch JR tell me when it’s over.”
Bruno looks at the fans for a second then looks down at Barker, then jumps off of the top turnbuckle landing a frog splash right on the chest of Barker.
JR: “That’s it this is over there is no way in hell anyone can kick out of that.”
RK: “I hate to admit it but I think you might be right for once JR.”
The ref comes down to make the pin.
1……………………………………..
2……………………………………..
Barker kicks out at the very last possible second.
JR: “MY GOD HE KICKED OUT, HE KICKED OUT!!!!”
RK: “Yes thank you GOD.”
Bruno gets up and looks at Barker with a bewildered look on his face as kneels down to lift Barker up. Bruno swings around and Irish whips Barker into the corner and heads to another corner. Bruno charges at Barker full force, but at the last second Barker lifts his legs up and nails Bruno right in the chin. Bruno stumbles back and tips over right onto the ref behind him.
JR: “The ref has been knocked out, this can’t end up being a good thing.”
As Bruno slowly starts to get up Barker rips off his dog collar and wraps it around his knuckles. He creeps up behind Bruno and delivers a low blow from behind. After the low blow Bruno is down on his knees when Barker comes up and slashes his dog collared hand across the forehead of Bruno causing Bruno to start bleeding.
RK: “HA Bruno’s been busted open.”
JR: “I’m afraid it’s true, Bruno is wearing the proverbial crimson mask now.”
Back in the ring Barker lifts Bruno’s arms and sets him up for the Broken Bonez.
JR: “Here comes the Broken Bonez.”
RK: “Now it’s safe to say that the match is over.”
Barker hits the Broken Bonez on Bruno and covers him for the pin. After a few seconds he sits up and sees that the ref is still knocked out when he gets an evil smile across his face and lifts Bruno up and Drags him over to the corner where he sets Bruno up for the top rope powerbomb.
JR: “We’ve seen Barker do this before and it doesn’t turn out nice.”
RK: “For his opponent that is JR. This is my favorite part of watching Barker in a match.”
Barker lifts Bruno over him and sends him down with the powerbomb. They come crashing down with so much force that the ring collapses and the turnbuckles come flying out of place. The fans start chanting “HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT”
JR: “MY GOD HE BROKE THE RING…. HE BROKE THE RING!!!!! MY GOD.”
RK: “Man I did not see that coming. Did anyone see that coming?? Honestly did you see that coming Jr. That was amazing.”
The shock from the landing was enough to wake the ref up who looks around at the ring in confusion while Barker is shouting at him. The ref looks at Barker and slides over for the pin. 1...2...3!!!
JR: “That’s it folks the end of the match. I don’t like the way he won it but if it keeps winning him matches then I guess he’s gonna keep on doing it.”
RK: “And I will still be cheering for him while he does it JR.”
JR: “Well that good for you King. We will be right back once they fix the ring folks, stayed tuned.”
Double 12 Tournament Block 2
Fatal Four Ladder Match
Antonio Australian Awesome vs James Nasca vs Karl Baller vs Xille
A 10-foot ladder stands ominously in the centre of the ring. Then, “Instruments of Destruction” hits the PA system, and Antonio Awesome makes his entrance, receiving a somewhat mixed response as he does so.
TH: “The following is a Fatal Four Ladder Match! It is part of the Double 12 Tournament, and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: from Sydney, Australia: ANTONIO AUSTRALIAN AWESOME!”
The crowd remains perplexed as Triple A enters the ring. He asks for Terri’s microphone.
AAA: “Before we go any further, let me just say that my full name is too much for a dumb blonde sheila like you to say. So from now on, just call me Triple A, OK?”
Triple A returns the mic to Terri, and the crowd starts to boo him heavily, throwing in a “Terri’s a hottie!” chant for good measure.
A moment later, “Comanche” hits, and the newcomer James Nasca makes his entrance, receiving a decent pop from the fans.
TH: “His first opponent: from Atlanta, Georgia – JAMES NASCA!”
The cheers continue as Nasca slides under the ropes into the ring. A few moments later, “Ima Hustla” plays, and Karl Baller makes his entrance, much to the delight of the fans in attendance.
TH: “Their next opponent: from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – KARL BALLER!”
He is seen wearing a Karl Malone jersey as he starts to rap his way down to ringside.
KB: “Vacate da title? da champs already here so lets drop da confetti/
Before I merk deeze punk's and let one feel a frog splash painful as Eddies/
Dey entered my cave so i'ma rip through em like a Chinese Yetti/
Den rock da whole ring wit Chaos From Heaven unprepared or ready/
Cuz ima beast, and tonight i'm drowning some suckas in dey own blood/
Antonio is feelin an awsome ass whoopin tonight, i'ma prove dis AAA battery's a dud/
I won't be touched tonight hell my victory will be flawless/
Da beatin James eatin tonight will make his whole family nausius/
I'm #1 out all da bosses, Xille got a chance to live only he can decide/
Either you can just let me win, or helpessly watch da power of X denied/
I'm done now....you could have trained fo years hell it does not matter/
Cuz at da end of dis match, da contract will be in MY hands when I finish climbing da ladder”
Baller enters the ring as “Lapdance” hits. Before long, Xille appears on stage, receiving a tremendous boo from the crowd.
TH: “And their final opponent: from Lancaster, Ohio – XILLE!”
The booing continues as Xille makes his way to the ring. Once he’s inside, the bell rings to officially start the match.
Triple A goes right after Baller, while Nasca turns his attention to Xille. As Nasca and Xille start to brawl, Triple A ties up with Baller, quickly gaining a strength advantage and dropping Baller with an inverted atomic drop.
Triple A grabs the ladder while Baller is down, and as Baller tries to sit up, Triple A slams the top rung of the ladder right into Baller’s throat, sending him right back to the mat in terrible pain!
RK: “OUCH! Karl Baller won’t be rapping for some time after a hit like that!”
JR: “As far as I’m concerned, I’ll be amazed if he’s not having trouble breathing! That’s GOT to hurt!”
As Baller continues to smart from the rough blow he just received, Triple A slams the ladder down on Baller again, following the move with a modified butt drop. Triple A then makes his way to the back left corner, climbing up the turnbuckles and going for a flying leg drop on the downed Baller, but Baller manages to roll to his left, throwing the ladder to his right and causing Triple A to land on IT instead.
And on the other side of the ring, Nasca and Xille have tied up. Xille breaks the deadlock by whipping Nasca to the right ropes, and attempting a clothesline to Nasca on his rebound. Nasca ducks it, though, and on his second rebound, he manages to floor Xille with a Lou Thesz press, complete with a pinfall attempt.
JR: “1…. 2…. NOT QUITE 3!”
RK: “Xille’s showing his greater experience there, just getting his right shoulder up!”
Nasca allows Xille to rise before renewing his attack. Once Xille is standing, Nasca clotheslines him over the front ropes and to the floor outside, before vaulting himself to the top rope and diving into a modified elbow drop!
And inside the ring, Baller is back on his feet, and with renewed energy, he goes after Triple A, who is still slightly hurt from his botched high-risk move. As Triple A gets up, Baller locks him in a front facelock in preparation for a vertical suplex. He lifts Triple A up, but Triple A manages to stop in the vertical position, eventually reversing the move into a suplex of his own. Triple A goes for a pinfall.
RK: “1…. 2…. NO!”
JR: “VERY close there!”
Baller is the first to get up, and he reaches for the ladder right away. As soon as Triple A sits up, he is knocked right back down with a ladder shot to the gut from Baller. And then, Baller turns the ladder upside down, wedging the top rung into Triple A’s throat. The referee, thinking this is an attempted pinfall, starts counting.
JR: “1…. 2…. Triple A gets the shoulder up!”
RK: “And he knocks the ladder away with authority!”
Now bereft of the ladder, Baller brings Triple A to his feet, sending him hurtling into the back right corner and following this move with a hard corner splash!
Meanwhile, Nasca and Xille are back in the ring. They tie up once again, but Nasca breaks it with a well-placed knee to the groin, and he then hooks both of Xille’s arms, lifting him into a double underhook backbreaker! Nasca goes for the pin.
RK: “1…. 2…. KICK OUT!”
JR: “That move would hurt even the toughest of opponents, but Xille reached down deep to kick out of that!”
In an unexpected move, Nasca looks to the outside, where Triple A and Baller are still brawling. Nasca seizes the opportunity to sneak attack Triple A – who has just slammed Baller into the safety barrier on the outside – by running to the back left turnbuckles, climbing them, and launching into a cross body block on Triple A.
However, Triple A is more than ready for this, catching Nasca and dropping him into a stiff backbreaker for his trouble.
On the inside, Xille is back on his feet, and seeing Baller on the outside, he reaches for the fallen ladder once more.
JR: “Oh no! What’s he gonna’ do?”
RK: “If I were sitting in those front few rows, I’d be thinking about moving right now, just in case that ladder ends up there!”
Sure enough, Xille lifts the ladder over his head before climbing the back right turnbuckles. He then jumps at Baller with the ladder, but Baller is able to counter this with a huge missile dropkick, sending the ladder right into Xille’s face and knocking him to the ground senseless.
The impact takes a lot out of Baller as well, and Triple A – bringing an injured Nasca to his feet – takes maximum advantage of this. He rolls the hurting Nasca under the ropes into the ring, and once he enters, he gives a Wolfpac-style gesture to the crowd.
JR: “That’s a fairly common signal in this business, but what does it mean here?”
RK: “If I’m not mistaken, he’s about to deliver a Dingo Drop!”
Seeing this, Nasca stands straight up, and tries to whip Triple A into the front ropes, but Triple A reverses it, sending Nasca rebounding off those very ropes. After a setup kick, Triple A delivers his finisher to Nasca, and goes for what will be the final pinfall.
JR: “1…. 2…. 3! Triple A wins this one!”
RK: “I’ve heard of some Awesome victories, but this is ridiculous!”
Triple A raises his hand in victory, but he doesn’t allow Terri to make the final announcement. He grabs Terri’s mic once again, doing the honors himself!
AAA: “Here’s your winner – and a future X-WCW Ultimate World Champion – ME! Now that’s awesome, mate!”
The crowd boos him loudly as he leaves the ring in triumph.
JR: “I’m sure Triple A’s fellow countryman Grandmaster E must be feeling ashamed right now!”
RK: “Or maybe he’s in awe! That’s how GE should be, if you ask me!”
JR: “Who’s asking you, King?”
RK: “You wouldn’t, JR, that’s for sure! We’ll be right back!”
Warzone goes to an ad break.
X-WCW TV Championship
TGO vs Big Dog(c)
X-WCW comes back from the commercial break and we go to the ringside area.
JR: “Welcome back to WARZONE!!!”
RK: “JR, I cannot wait to see this upcoming match. Its gonna be Big Dog vs TGO. TGO, I could care less, but Big Dog…well..he is THE man right now!”
JR: “I could not agree with you on that, King. Big Dog, afterall, did get the TV title with the help of Divebomb during Nitro.”
RK: “Tonight, I bet he will show us that he can defend the TV title better than Ignavus could possibly do.”
“Bad Bad Man” by John Cena blares through the speakers and The Great One enters the ringside area. The fans are on their feet as the Undisputed UCW Champ makes his presence felt right now.
TH: “The following X-WCW Television match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Greenland, THE GREAT ONE!!!”
TGO makes his way down the ramp and gives some high fives to the fans nearby. He slides into the ring and poses for the fans.
JR: “The challenger tonight, is the UCW champ, Thegreatone.”
RK: “Don’t you mean Jeff Jarrett lite?”
JR: “Oh, now that is just SUCH a low blow, king. But anyways, I am glad to see TGO here in action. To be honest, I thought he will still be resting due to his injuries on Nitro. His match with TRD, was one of the most brutal matches I have ever witnessed this year in the X-WCW.”
TGO waits for his opponent while he is leaning on the nearby corner. Soon enough “Stupify” hits the PA Systems and Big Dog comes out of the curtains with the X-WCW TV title lying on top of his shoulder.
TH: “And his opponent, from Knoxville Tennessee. He is the X-WCW Television Champion…BIG DOG!!!”
Big Dog makes his way down the ramp and the fans just GIVE it to him. They greet the TV champ with a loud round of boos that echoes throughout the arena. Big Dog, as usual, ignores the displeased fans and makes his merry way towards the ring. He hits the apron and he turns around to face the fans. He grabs the TV title and raises it up in the air for them to see.
JR: “I do not know if you know this, King, but Big Dog recently fought in a PPV. He main evented the 2NLW PPV against Andrew Hart for the Universal Title.”
RK: “And you know what, I know the ending, Big Dog won!”
JR: “Well…no he didn’t.”
RK: “Ok, so I DON’T know. Go ahead, make fun of me now.”
JR: “As much as I’m tempted to do so King, I’ll not.”
RK: “Well aint that kind of you, JR.”
Big Dog enters the ring and he shoots a cocky grin towards the challenger. TGO just stares a hole through Big Dog and just waits for the bell to ring.
JR: “These two men have faced each other before, King. However, they never faced each other in a one-on-one match.”
RK: “The last time they faced each other was in that tag team throwdown match. So, yeah this will be the first time these two will be fighting alone. So, it will be a new matchup for us here in the X-WCW. I was dreading Flash Stryker will come down and face Big Dog again..ugh.”
The bell rings and both competitors make it to the center of the ring. Big Dog raises one of his hands and tells TGO to do a test of strength. TGO agrees, but before TGO could try to lock up with Big Dog, BD delivers a quick kick to the mid-section. Big Dog follows it up with a couple of clubbing blows to the back and he eventually pulls up TGO. He reels him in and he takes him down with a shoulder charge. TGO gets to his feet and Big Dog tries to follow it up with a clothesline. TGO, however, avoids the clothesline and delivers a hard forearm smash on the back of BD’s head.
JR: “Forearm smash on the neck of BD and TGO spins him around. TheGreatOne starts to unload punches on Big Dog and he follows it up with a hard clothesline to send the TV champ to the mat!”
RK: “That surely shook the ring, JR. I hope both men are still ok after that. Cause from here, I think TGO landed awkwardly.”
TGO is the first to get up and he waits for the TV champ to get to a vertical base. Big Dog turns around and TGO scoops him up for a bodyslam. The bodyslam connects and TGO makes a run for it towards the ropes. He bounces off the ropes and he delivers the 10 knuckle shuffle.
JR: “TEN KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!!! TGO pins Big Dog 1…2..NO! That was so close right there!”
RK: “Damn, I thought TGO would get another title. Damn, doesn’t he realize he already has two?!”
TGO gets to his feet and picks up Big Dog. BD surprises TGO with an eye poke and momentarily stuns the challenger. Big Dog bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a shoulder block. TGO is down and Big Dog grabs him by the head. While TGO is lying on the knee of Big Dog, BD delivers some clubbing blows to the chest of TGO. After the tenth club, Big Dog shoves TGO to the mat.
JR: “Those clubs just punished the body of TGO, king.”
RK: “They usually target the back area, but I think the TV champ has a motive here. Either that or, he just wants to beat the living day lights on TGO.”
With TGO down, Big Dog turns his attention to the fans and flips them off. Big Dog’s gesture, automatically gets a huge negative reaction from the fans. They boo him as loud as they can while he just soaks in their hatred.
JR: “This man, just loves to rattle off the crowd doesn’t he?”
RK: “hahah! He just reminds me of me, JR!”
Big Dog turns around and he sees TGO getting to his feet. He approaches him, but TGO fights him off with kicks to the gut. Big Dog fights back with a hard club to the back and TGO falls down to his knees. Big Dog has a grin on his face and he picks up TGO. He grabs him and delivers a hard knee strike to the gut.
JR: “Knee to the gut by Big Dog and it seems like TGO is all set up for the Dog House Delivery. But no! TGO is fighting off the TV champ. TGO delivers elbow shots to the head of Big Dog for him to let go.”
The champ eventually lets go and TGO kicks him at the gut before connecting with a snap suplex.
JR: “SNAP SUPLEX ON BIG DOG AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE CANVAS!!!”
TGO seems winded on the mat, while we see Big Dog trying to crawl towards the nearby ropes. But in the end, both men get to their feet at the same time. TGO sees Big Dog resting on the corner and he charges at him. TGO goes for a corner splash on Big Dog, but the TV champ gets out of the way just in time.
RK: “Bonk, and The Great One, eats some turnbuckle fabric! hahaha!!!”
TGO turns around and Big Dog capitalizes on it with the BDKO. TGO is down and Big Dog makes the pin.
JR: “BDKO on TGO and here is the pinfall 1…2…SHOULDER UP!”
RK: “WH-WHAT THE?!”
Big Dog gets up and starts to argue with the referee about that pinfall. Big Dog looks back at TGO and waits for him to get up. TGO gets to his feet and Big Dog tries to do a BDKO, however, TGO shoves him and makes him hit the ropes. On the rebound, Big Dog is caught by TGO and he is hit by the cut of greatness.
JR: “CUT OF GREATNESS!!! Big Dog is down and TGO collapses on top of the champ to make the pin..1…2…AH NO! Big Dog has his foot on the bottom rope!”
RK: “Damn, close call for the champ right there. I’m just glad he has the ring knowledge,something he has the edge over TGO, thats for sure!”
TGO rolls off of Big Dog and slowly gets to his feet. He turns his attention to Big Dog and tries to pick him up. However, Big Dog sneaks in a low blow that the referee does not see. Big Dog gets up and sets TGO up for the Dog House Delivery.
JR: “DAMN CHEATIN....Big Dog has TGO in his grasps and he connects with the Dog House Delivery! The pin is made 1…2…3! Damn you big dog! DAMN YOU!”
RK: “What is it now JR? I didn’t see him do anything.”
JR: “Yeah right, I can spot that low blow he did from a MILE away, King.”
The bell rings to signal Big Dog’s victory. “Stupify” hits the speakers and Terri Hotbody II gets the mic to announce it.
TH: “The winner and STILL X-WCW Television champion…BIG DOG!!!”
The referee hands BD the belt and he raises it in victory. The fans boo him after seeing his cheating ways to retain the TV title and the cameras go to the announce booth.
JR: “Well, that match is over folks. But you BETTER stay tuned! We still have a handful of matches that you do NOT wanna miss.”
RK: “Youre right JR! Those matches range from a normal match, pure wrestling match and even..a CAGE MATCH!”
JR: “Don’t go anywhere folks, Warzone will be right back!”
Warzone goes to a commercial break as Big Dig exits the ring with the X-WCW TV title.
Pure Wrestling Match
Triple X vs Icon
“The Game” hits, and the fans boo in unison as Triple X makes his stage appearance.
TH: “The following is a Pure Wrestling Match, and it is set for one fall, with the winner to be decided by submission or disqualification only! Introducing first: from Detroit, Michigan – TRIPLE X!”
The booing continues as Triple X makes his way to the ring. After he enters, “Wolfpac” hits, and The Icon receives an equally negative response as he appears on stage.
TH: “And his opponent: also hailing from Detroit, Michigan – THE ICON!”
The fans boo The Icon loudly as he enters the ring.
JR: “Now let’s see if we’ve got this right: these men are from the same city, they hate each other’s guts, and the fans hate them both!”
RK: “Add to this the fact that this will be more like an amateur wrestling match, and this could be a perfect substitute for Valium!”
JR: “Oh stop it. We need more good technical wrestlers in our company, King!”
RK: “And I’m going to need some triple-strength coffee to endure this one, JR!”
The bell rings, and both men stalk each other around the ring for the first 15 seconds of the match. As each one tries to lock on the first potential submission hold, the other backs away, and this display of tactics lasts for a further 15 seconds.
Finally, both men lock up in the middle, and after 5 seconds, Triple X manages to gain a strength advantage. He breaks the deadlock, locking Icon in a painful arm wrench, and whenever Icon tries to walk around the ring in an effort to break free, Triple X moves with him, nullifying the tactic.
JR: “The rules of this match are VERY restrictive: Icon can’t break free with a move such as a dropkick in this instance. He has to use a pure reversal!”
RK: “That could take forever at this rate! Should I turn to the crowd and start the ‘BORING!’ chant yet?”
Despite the pain being inflicted upon his arm, Icon eventually finds a way to break the hold. He spins in toward Triple X, locking his free arm around Triple X’s neck for a front facelock, doing so with such strength that Triple X releases Icon’s other arm.
Before long, the sheer pressure of Icon’s hold bring Triple X to the mat, and Icon keeps it locked in for another 30 seconds. The referee comes down to the mat, lifting Triple X’s arm up, and as it falls, the referee counts “ONE!”.
JR: “This one could be over if Triple X drops his hand two more times!”
RK: “Good! Then we can finally wake up and enjoy a GOOD match! Come on, everyone at home! Chant along with me: BOOO-RING! BOOO-RING!”
The referee lifts Triple X’s hand again, yielding the same result and a count of “TWO!”. But on the third lift of the hand, Triple X keeps it up, denying Icon a relatively quick victory.
In an astonishing display of escapism, Triple X manages to roll over onto his back, sandwiching Icon between himself and the canvas, and then he flips over backwards, landing on his feet and finally breaking the hold.
Slightly dumbfounded by this desperate move, Icon stands up, tying up with Triple X once again. However, Triple X manages to turn Icon around in the tieup, locking him in a dragon sleeper position, but he takes the move even further, falling to the mat and placing Icon in a Beast Choker!
JR: “It’s pretty clear that these men know each other’s moves very well!”
RK: “Perhaps a little too well! And this will be another minute wasted!”
JR: “Just between you and me, I actually WELCOME the chance to call a match without any fancy chokeslams or powerbombs! Besides which, these holds can do a LOT more damage in the long run!”
RK: “The only things they’re damaging right now are our ratings, I’ll bet!”
After nearly an entire minute in the hold, Icon’s strength appears to be disappearing, as is the enthusiasm of the crowd. Sure enough, a “BORING!” chant breaks out, but after a further ten seconds, Icon shows signs of a fightback. He starts to roll over to his right, and despite Triple X’s attempts to pull him back, Icon finally manages to roll over to the back ropes, forcing Triple X to release the lock.
Triple X stands up, and waits for the severely weakened Icon to rise. Icon barely manages to sit up, and once he does, Triple X grabs him from behind again, locking him in a Cobra Clutch!
JR: “I don’t know how much more of this The Icon can take!”
RK: “And I don’t know how much more of this match I can take! Wake me when it’s over, will you?”
Triple X keeps the hold locked in for about 20 seconds, but with a sudden energy burst, Icon manages to stand up and reverse the move into a basic hammerlock!
And after about fifteen seconds in this predicament, Triple X manages another unexpected reversal: he turns the move into an abdominal stretch!
The pain soon becomes far too much for Icon to take, but he still refuses to submit, despite the referee’s continued questioning. Instead, Icon takes the low road, kicking Triple X in the groin and disqualifying himself in the process.
JR: “That dirty bastard! Is it so far beneath his dignity to submit?”
RK: “Well, at least he made it interesting at last!”
The bell rings, and Terri makes her announcement to the somewhat deflated fans.
TH: “Here’s your winner – as a result of a disqualification – TRIPLE X!”
The fans boo loudly, with some of them throwing objects (empty cups, X-WCW memorabilia, toilet paper etc.) at both competitors as they leave.
RK: “Look at all this TP that’s flying around, JR! I must say: the match was crappy enough to warrant it!”
JR: “Well, I liked it, and I hope the fans at home were a little more appreciative as well! We’ll be back!”
X-WCW US Heavyweight Championship
Otacon vs Flash Styker(c)
“Speedway” by prodigy hits the speakers as Warzone comes back from the commercial break. Flash Stryker enters the ringside area and the fans go wild.
TH: “The following X-WCW United States title match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is the X-WCW United States champion……FLASH STRYKER!!!”
Stryker slowly crouches on the stage and unbuckles his US title belt. Once it is unlocked, he raises it in the air and points at it using his free hand. Once he gets to his feet, he dashes down the ramp with his title and slides into the ring.
JR: “Welcome back to WARZONE! Ladies and gentlemen, you are just in time to view the next matchup. It will be a X-WCW United States Heavyweight Title match.”
RK: “I tell you JR, I think Otacon will be the new champ.”
Stryker is in the ring and he climbs to the top rope to pose with the belt momentarily. He jumps down from the corner and waits for his opponent. “Superstar” hits the PA system and Otacon comes out of the curtains.
TH: “And his opponent, he is the #1 contender for the X-WCW Undispuisted World Title…..OTACON!!!”
The crowd really gives it to the con man as they shower him with boos. Otacon just makes his usual cocky entrance and ignores the despising fans.
JR: “Last Nitro, he made Flash Stryker bleed. Tonight, I don’t know whether that will happen again or if Flash Stryker will get back at Otacon.”
RK: “JR, I think Stryker will lose. I tell you what, otacon is the #1 contender for the X-WCW UW title. That is the TOP title here in the X-WCW and tonight he will challenge a, what, US champ? You got to be kidding me, JR! Otacon will win this match, hands down.”
The bell rings and the match is underway. Both men go to the center of the ring and they go for a lockup. However, it seems like the con man has other things in mind as he quickly delivers a hard knee strike to the gut of Stryker. Stryker is temporarily stunned by the move and is taken down by a hard clothesline by Otacon. Stryker is picked up by Otacon and he shoots him into the ropes. Stryker bounces off the ropes and takes Otacon down with a flying forearm smash.
JR: “Otacon gets to his feet after getting hit by the forearm by Stryker and he is sent down yet again by the champ. This time, Stryker takes him down with a Japanese armdrag. Otacon is up yet again and Stryker hits a hard punch to the face.”
RK: “Oh! That was one solid blow. I think Otacon just saw birds hovering around him.”
Otacon is on spaghetti legs and Stryker sends him to the mat with a hurracarana.
JR: “Stryker with the pin 1…2…and Otacon gets a shoulder up.”
RK: “Otacon is one tough son of a gun, JR. Stryker has to do better than that to keep him down.”
Stryker gets to his feet and waits for his opponent to get up. Otacon is back to his vertical base and he receives a couple of punches to the face by the US champ. Otacon fights back with punches of his own. Otacon gets the advantage on the heated exchange of punches with a hard punch to the gut of Stryker. Otacon sends Stryker backing towards the nearby corner with a hard punch to the face. Once there, Otacon starts to stomp a mudhole on the US champ.
JR: “Otacon has found some sort of will to continue in this match as he stomps a mudhole in his opponent.”
RK: “You can now say that “he is kicking him like a govt. mule” huh JR? HAHAHA!”
Stryker is down on the corner and Otacon delivers a running knee smash on the face of his opponent. Otacon drags Flash Stryker by the legs and places him at the center of the squared circle. Otacon bounces off the ropes and deliver a rolling knee drop on the face of Stryker. Stryker rolls on the mat in pain as he covers his face.
JR: “It looks to me like Otacon is trying to bust Stryker open again.”
RK: “Well its been said that Otacon will send a lot of messages to Grandmaster E that he REALLY wants to make him bleed. Since Stryker is his opponent, he is the unlucky victim yet again.”
Otacon picks up Stryker and delivers some hard forearm smashes to the forehead of his opponent. Otacon has Stryker on his grasps and takes him down with a deep impact DDT. Stryker is sprawled on the mat and Otacon goes for the pinfall.
JR: “The pinfall is made…1…..2..NO! Stryker gets a shoulder up!”
RK: “WHAT IN THE NAME OF MOD?!”
Otacon looks displeased and he picks up Stryker yet again. He goes for another DDT, but Stryker counters it with a fisherman’s suplex.
JR: “Stryker with the desperation move and pin attempt! Can he win it with this?! 1…2…thr-kickout by Otacon! That was a close call for Otacon, King.”
RK: “Only thing I wanna know is, how the hell did Stryker do that?”
JR: “He has been in this industry for about 5-6 years already. So do not doubt that he can further improve his ring skills.”
Both men get to their feet and Otacon charges at Stryker. Stryker, scouting the move, takes Otacon down with a spinning heel kick. Otacon gets to his feet and he sees Stryker charging at him. He swipes Stryker off his feet and goes for a pin. Stryker kicks out quickly and Otacon charges at the US champ. Stryker takes him down with a single leg takedown and pins him in an Oklahoma roll. Before the referee could count the pinfall, Otacon reverses the momentum to pin Stryker.
JR: “Otacon reverses the pin and the referee goes for the count 1..2..Kickout by Stryker. Both men get to their feet and they level each other with clotheslines.”
RK: “I think they almost beheaded the other man with those stiff arms of theirs.”
With both men momentarily down on the mat, the referee starts to count them. By the count of 7, both men start to get to their feet. Otacon approaches Stryker on the corner, only to be greeted by the US champ with some hard elbows to the mid-section. Stryker follows them up with a kick to the gut and he goes to the second ropes. Stryker tries to deliver a flying axe-handle from the second rope, but Otacon catches him with a kick to the gut. This kick, in turn, sends Stryker down on the mat.
JR: “Otacon anticipated Stryker on that one and took down the US champ with a hard kick. Stryker is getting to his feet and Otacon hits him with a hard knee lift on the face.”
RK: “Ouch! Just pure….OUCH!”
Stryker rolls to the outside of the ring and covers his face. After uncovering his face, it is revealed that he has been busted open by that knee lift from Otacon. Otacon follows him to the outside but Stryker turns around and hits a hard punch straight to the face of Otacon. The con man reels back and Stryker grabs him by the hand and sends him toppling towards the nearby ringsteps. Flash Stryker picks up Otacon and he starts to ram him face first into the steel steps.
JR: “Stryker is bleeding on his forehead and I think he wants Otacon to feel his pain.”
RK: “Those hard thuds on the steel just indicate how pissed off Stryker was made by Otacon.”
After the tenth face smash on the steel steps, Otacon is rolled back into the ring by Stryker. Stryker makes it back inside the ring before he gets counted out. Stryker picks up Otacon and sends him into the corner. There, he places Otacon on the top rope and sets him up for the Drag Strip.
JR: “Flash Stryker sets Otacon up for the Dragstrip and BAH GAWD IT CONNECTS!!!”
With the finisher hit, Otacon goes down. He rolls over and we see the no. 1 contender for the UW title bleeding. However, Flash Stryker, is also down on the mat. With both men covered in crimson red and lying down on the mat, the referee starts to do the standing 10 count. Both men slowly get to their feet and Flash Stryker is the first to get up.
JR: “Both men are bleeding on their foreheads right now. However, its Flash Stryker who is on his feet. He goes to Otacon and helps him get to his feet. Otacon, however, delivers a kick to the gut and FINAL IMPACT!!!”
RK: “YES! YES! FINAL IMPACT MADE OUTTA NOWHERE!!!”
Flash Stryker goes down and Otacon collapses on top of his opponent.
JR: “The pin is made 1….2….3! The match is over and otacon won this contest over the US champ.”
RK: “I told you, I told you that he would win tonight!”
JR: “Yeah whatever then!”
TH: “The winner and NEW X-WCW United States Champion…….OTACON!!!”
“Superstar” by saliva hits the speakers and Otacon is helped up by the referee. The ref hands him the belt and Otacon raises the belt high in the air. Otacon slowly makes his way out of the ring. On his way up the ramp, he stops and looks at the ring to see bloodied Flash Stryker, still laid out in the ring. Otacon, who also has a mask of crimson himself, just stares at the ring and has a grin on his face.
JR: “He won tonight, King. I know that, but man, is he so determined to inflict pain upon Stryker.”
RK: “Well, if you asked me, JR, Stryker deserved it!”
JR: “I didn’t ask you, King. Well folks we will be back right after these messages.”
X-WCW goes to a commercial break as we see Otacon finally turning around and heading to the backstage area.
StarStorm vs The Final Frontier
“n-T-o” plays, followed closely by “End of Everything”. Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar make their way out onto the stage, receiving a very loud boo from the fans.
TH: “The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: the team of Raven Darkstorm and Alec Lightstar – STARSTORM!”
The booing continues in earnest as both nTo members enter the ring. However, the boos turn to almost deafening cheers as “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” plays on the PA system. And a moment later, Autobot Jazz and Sci Fi Man – The Final Frontier – make their stage appearance.
TH: “Their opponents: the team of Autobot Jazz and Sci Fi Man – THE FINAL FRONTIER!”
The cheering gets even louder as The Final Frontier enter the ring.
RK: “Why do I get the feeling that this is the tenth time they’ve faced each other, JR?”
JR: “Well, King, I feel there’s still some unfinished business between these two teams!”
The bell rings, with Raven and AJ kicking off proceedings for their respective teams. They tie up in the middle of the ring, but after about ten seconds, no clear strength advantage is gained by either man. So Raven breaks the deadlock with a low blow, which somehow goes unseen by the referee, and he whips AJ to the right ropes, flooring AJ with a back heel kick on the rebound.
And Raven doesn’t let up once AJ hits the mat: Raven grabs both of AJ’s feet, lifting his legs up and hitting a nasty wishbone leg splitter on him. As AJ smarts from the pain, Raven goes for the first pinfall of the match-up.
RK: “1…. 2…. CLOSE!”
JR: “A bit early for a result, I’d say!”
Raven gets up, picking AJ up off the mat and tagging his partner Alec into the contest. They corner AJ and unleash a flurry of punches and stomps on AJ, but when SFM tries to step in and help, the referee stops him.
JR: “You call this a fair fight, King?”
RK: “No, but it’s pretty damn funny!”
After the allowed 10-second double team period, Raven steps out of the ring, leaving Alec to continue the battle with a shaken AJ. Alec, though, makes the mistake of whipping AJ to his own corner, allowing AJ to tag SFM into the contest.
Once this happens, SFM waits for Alec to charge at AJ, but in a brilliant display of teamwork, AJ ducks to his left and slips out of the ring, leaving SFM to jump in behind Alec. Alec, in turn, collides with the turnbuckles, enabling SFM to deliver a hard German suplex to Alec with a bridging pin.
JR: “1…. 2…. NO!”
RK: “A very close kick out there!”
SFM allows Alec to rise before renewing his assault. SFM manages a quick boot to Alec’s gut, followed by an attempt at a pump handle slam, but the move is cleverly reversed into a reverse DDT by Alec. Alec goes for a fast pinfall attempt.
RK: “1…. 2…. NOT QUITE 3!”
JR: “It’s all about pride for these two teams!”
Alec allows SFM to get up, and as soon as this occurs, Alec tries to whip SFM into the back left corner. However, SFM reverses the move, sending Alec hurtling toward the corner.
But when SFM goes for a corner splash, Alec plays dirty: he drags the hapless referee right into the path of SFM, taking the referee out of the equation.
Having taken little of the impact, Alec remains standing, and he signals to someone in the audience.
JR: “Who’s he signalling to, King?”
RK: “It looks like The Real Deal, JR! In a referee’s uniform, no less!”
Sure enough, TRD jumps over the safety barrier and enters the ring, much to the chagrin of AJ on the outside. Raven makes the most of AJ’s confusion, though, sneaking around to AJ’s corner and blindsiding him with a stiff clothesline!
Back in the ring, Alec kicks the stunned SFM in the gut, setting him up for the Star Power powerbomb. He hits the move with devastating authority, and TRD gets down to count the last pinfall with unusual speed!
RK: “1-2-3! YES!”
JR: “Another load of nTo BS right there! That was the fastest 3-count I’ve ever witnessed! Damn the nTo! Damn them all to hell!”
TRD raises the arm of Alec in victory, them both men continue to pound on SFM – and Raven on AJ – as Terri announces the winners.
TH: “Here are your winners – STARSTORM!”
The crowd boos the result with enormous ferocity. More objects are hurled at all three nTo members.
RK: “What a bunch of ingrates! We’re busting all our asses to put on the best show we can, and this is how they repay us?”
JR: “Well, if Chris Back is going to spit in their faces like that at every opportunity, then they have every right to be angry! Something has to be done about this nTo! They’re MUCH too strong now!”
RK: “Tell us what you REALLY think, JR!”
JR: “I just did, King! We’ll be back after these messages!”
Warzone takes a commercial break.
Backstage
We go backstage to see Cole Ryan with Ignavus, ready for an interview.
CR: "Welcome back to warzone! Right now, I am here with Ignavus, the former X-WCW TV champ. So Igz, what are your thoughts of losing the TV title last Nitro against Big Dog?"
Igz: "Simple answer... I should have brought more pussy."
CR: "Pussy?"
Igz: "Yeah, a cat! To.. you know... distract the dog? Shut up! IT WOULD HAVE WORKED!"
CR: "*scratches head*.....O-K then. Tonight, you will compete in a triple threat match. Your opponents, TRD and Tony Bonito. All three of you seem to be on the losing stick last Nitro and I bet, just like the other two, you wanna prove tonight that you will be the winner tonight.....right?"
Igz: "Proving sounds like way too much work. Let's just say... I intend to let the other two hit each other a lot, and then flop down and pin one of them. Preferably TRD, because I'm not sure he's smart enough to even know how to escape a pin. If I prove myself by accident, well, all the better."
CR: "Onto other matters then. It seems like you have angered Divebomb recently and he was happy to cost you the match against Big Dog. Do you have any intentions to get some revenge on him tonight?"
Igz: “Let's say this... I am not not not not not not planning on having my way, if ya get my drift!”
CR: "I see. Well thank you for your time Ignavus."
Triple Threat Match
Tony Bonito vs TRD vs Igz
We go back to ringside and the cameras pan over to the announce table.
JR: “Welcome back to Warzone! Our next match will be a triple threath match between Bonito, Igz and The Real Deal.”
RK: “Those are three guys, JR. The differences are very obvious here. But the similarities of these three wrestlers you may ask, they want redemption from their losses last Nitro.”
JR: “You hit the target on that one, King. Now lets go over to the ring for the introductions.”
The camera pans over to the ringside area where Terri Hotbody II is ready to start this match.
TH: “The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall!”
“Fuel” by metallica hits the speakers and The Real Deal comes to the ringside area along with D-Extreme.
TH: “Introducing first, being accompanied to ringside by D-Extreme. He is nTo member……THE REAL DEAL!!!”
The fans give TRD and D-Ex a loud chorus of boos as they make their way down the ramp. D-Ex stays outside the ring while TRD makes his way into the ring. Once he enters the ring, he poses for the crowd, who continues to boo the nTo member.
JR: “The Real Deal is being accompanied right now ringside with D-Extreme. It has been evident that TRD, is like D-Extreme’s protégé here in the X-WCW.”
RK: “D-Ex sees big things for that big man right there in the ring, JR. I believe, with D-Ex’s tutelage, that TRD is improving his skills inside this ring one match at a time. Maybe in one year time, TRD will be a X-WCW UW champ.”
“Medals remix” hits the speakers and Tony Bonito enters the ringside area. The camera then pans over to D-Ex, who is watching TB intently.
TH: “And from Boston Mass., TONY BONITO!!!”
The fans start to chant “Nito, sucks!” as Bonito stands on stage and eventually does his usual pose while the pyros shoot up into the air. Once the usual pyro entrance is over with, he makes his way down the ramp with a huge grin on his face.
JR: “Bonito sure is happy tonight.”
RK: “Well he told me that Ignavus and TRD are NO MATCH a man of his caliber. You know what JR, I think he is right on that.”
JR: “Tony Bonito is one of the best wrestlers here in the X-WCW, but he can be cocky.”
TB stops outside the ring and he and D-Ex staredown for a few seconds. But eventually, TB shrugs him off and slides into the ring. TB spins inside the ring while he holds his golden medals and poses for the crowd who continues to chant that o so famous chant. TB leans on the nearby corner and waits for the final man to get into the ring.
“Clint Eastwood” by the Gorillaz play through the PA Systems and Ignavus makes his entrance to ringside.
TH: “And from Simsburry CT. IGNAVUS!!!”
JR: “Here comes the last competitor for this match.”
RK: “And JR, he doesn’t look up to wrestling tonight too.”
Ignavus, with his usual lazy demeanor, makes his way down the ramp slowly. The fans start to cheer for the slacker as he continues to struggle down the ramp. Eventually, he stops mid-way and scratches his butt for a few seconds. Afterwards, he continues his merry way into the ring. He turns to his left and he sees D-Ex. Both men just grin at each other before D-Ex just steps aside and lets Iganvus make it into the ring steps.
JR: “D-Extreme and Iganvus. Though both men are on different sides with the fans, they truly respect each other.”
RK: “Well how can they NOT?! I mean, theres one drunk and one lazy bum. They can relate to each other.”
Ignavus enters the ring and looks at TRD and TB. He just shrugs and leans on the nearby corner as he awaits the start of the match.
JR: “The bell has rung and all three men go to the center of the ring.”
RK: “This triple threat match is interesting to me, JR. It has a rather clashing of styles in my opinion. One, Bonito, is a highly gifted technical wrestler. The second one, Ignavus, is a very quick wrestler. And finally, there is TRD, one helluva powerhouse.”
JR: “It will be very interesting, King.”
All three man start to see which one of them would try to attack first. The question gets answered quickly as Bonito attacks TRD with some heavy clubs to the back. Iganvus just stands in the ring while he watches TRD fight back againsts Bonito by driving Bonito back first into the nearby corner. This move, however, does not stop Bonito’s relentless clubbing blows on the back of The Real Deal. Soon enough, we see Ignavus approaching the corner and he helps Bonito in fighting the tallest man inside the ring.
JR: “It seems like Ignavus and Bonito have formed a very unlikely and maybe a temporary alliance with each other. This match is only one-fall. So if they try to take out TRD, they should know, that either of the two men must get the pin first in order to win.”
Ignavus and Bonito finally takes TRD down to his knees and both men drag him towards the center of the ring. Bonito starts to talk to Igz about something in the ring while TRD is getting to his feet and Ignavus just agrees to the Olympic champ. TRD gets to his feet and he sees both men bouncing off the ropes. TRD catches both men, however, with a double clothesline before they could do further damage to him. TRD just looks at Bonito and shakes his head before he picks him up. He backs Bonito towards the corner and he delivers multiple shoulder thrusts to the ribcage of TB. In the middle of the ring, we see Ignavus slowly picking himself up.
JR: “TRD finishes delivering those punishing shoulder thrusts to Bonito and he tries to whip him onto the other corner. However, Bonito goes down midway, thanks to a dropkick by Ignavus.”
RK: “Whats this now? TRD and Ignavus? Serial Slackaz version 2?!”
TRD sees Ignavus taking down Bonito and he makes a charge for the almighty slacker. TRD tries to do a running big boot but Ignavus ducks down to avoid it. TRD turns around and he is met by a hard kick to the ribs. Igz delivers another kick to the rib-cage and finishes it off with a European uppercut that sends TRD staggering back towards the ropes. Ignavus charges at the big man but TRD sends him to the outside with a back body drop. Ignavus crash-lands on the outside and TRD has a grin on his face as he looks at the downed slacker. However, before TRD could turn around, we see Bonito getting up to his feet and quickly locking on a waislock at the big man.
JR: “Bonito attempting to deliver a german suplex on the tall man, and it connects! One german suplex! Both men getting up and Bonito delivers a SECOND german suplex.”
RK: “Is he going for the third now?! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!”
Bonito struggles to get himself and TRD on a vertical base for the third german suplex, however, he eventually pulls it off. The maneuver is cheered, surprisingly, by the capacity crowd inside the arena. Inside the ring, both TRD and TB are laid out. Outside the ring, we see Ignavus crawling his way towards the apron. Eventually, we see Ignavus helping himself up using the apron, and thus, sliding back into the ring.
JR: “Ignavus is back inside the ring and he is the only man standing there right now. Ignavus sees TRD and TB both getting to their feet and I think he is up to something here.”
Ignavus sees that TB is nearby so he rolls TB in an Oklahoma roll and goes for the pin. However, TB kicks out at 2. Igz and TB get to their feet at the same time and they lock up with each other. Ignavus goes behind TB and he tries for a german suplex. However, TB blocks the attempt and takes Ignavus off his feet with a snapmare takedown. TB goes over to Ignavus, but he is stopped by TRD, who just got up. TRD grabs TB by the throat and he is looking for a chokeslam here. Ignavus gets to his feet and TRD grabs him by the throat as well.
RK: “Oh boy, JR! Something BIG is gonna happen now.”
JR: “The Real Deal has both Ignavus and Bonito on his grasps and DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! BAH GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT!!!”
With both Ignavus and Bonito down, TRD pins Ignavus. However, Ignavus gets his shoulder up at two. TRD goes over to Bonito and pins him, but Bonito kicks out at 2. TRD gets a bit frustrated and he waits for both men to get up. While Bonito and Ignavus get to their feet, TRD bounces off the ropes. The Real Deal goes for double clotheslines but both men avoid it. Ignavs and Bonito bounce off the other end and they take down TRD with a double clothesline of their own.
JR: “TRD is down with that double clothesline by TB and Igz. Bonito tells Ignavus to bounce off the ropes and he does. But wait, Bonito just caught Ignavus with an overhead belly to belly suplex!”
RK: “Hahah! Bonito sure is one smart guy.”
TRD gets to his feet and Bonito sneaks up behind him. Before TRD could turn around, Bonito grabs him and delivers the Nito Plex. TRD goes down and Bonito pins him for the count.
JR: “NITO PLEX! Here is the pin 1…2…NO! TRD gets his shoulder up.”
Bonito gets to his feet and complains to the referee about the pinfall. Ignavus gets to his feet and he grabs Bonito by the head. Igz sends the Olympic champ to the outside of the ring before he turns around to see a groggy TRD getting to his feet. Ignavus runs towards TRD and scores with a shinning wizard kick. The stiff kick sends TRD lying down on the mat again and Ignavus makes it to the nearby corner.
JR: “Ignavus is on the top rope and he hits the 4AM FLYER on TRD!!!”
RK: “OH NO! Bonito, get back there!”
JR: “The pin is being made 1…2…3! Bonito tried to break the pin but it was just TOO LATE!!!”
RK: “DAMN IT!!!”
The bell rings and the referee declares Ignavus the winner.
TH: “The winner of this match as a result of pinfall, IGNAVUS!!!”
“Clint Eastwood” hits the speakers and Iganvus gets to his feet while the referee raises his hand in victory. In the background, we see Bonito looking mightly pissed off about the decision. Ignavus makes it to the top rope to pose for the fans, but Bonito sneaks up behind him and he delivers a Nito plex from the corner. Ignavus is down and Bonito starts to stomp down on the winner of this contest.
JR: “Oh, Bonito is such a sore loser!”
RK: “Hey look JR! Chris Back is making his way down the ramp right now.”
CB dashes down the ramp and he slides into the ring. Once inside, he grabs Bonito and starts to lay some right hands on him. Bonito eventually fights back and both men start brawling inside the ring.
JR: “Back and Bonito are brawling inside the ring, King!”
RK: “Damn, these two just do NOT like each other.”
Warzone goes to a commercial break as we see the referee and D-Extreme trying to restrain both men from fighting the other.
***COMMERCIAL BREAK***
We see the American flag on the screen before the video fades out.
We see black and white footages of someone standing on the X-WCW stage as “Electric Uncle Sam” is being played on the background. We cant see the face of the person during the scene, but it soon fades to black again and we see the following words on the video.
“THE RETURN OF AN ICON IS AT HAND”
“SOON!”
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Backstage
Warzone comes back from the commercial break and we see D-Extreme and Chris Back in CB’s office. CB is sitting on his desk while D-Ex stands up and looks at the opposite direction.
D-Ex: “So boss, you feeling better now?”
CB: “Yeah. Thank you for trying to help out earlier. I just lost it. I tell you what, since the day I met that jerk, I just could not STAND him.”
D-Ex: “That’s Bonito for ya, boss.”
D-Ex turns around and he looks at his friend.
D-Ex: “What is the matter now? Why am I here again?”
CB: “I have something to tell you, friend. Its something that you might like.”
D-Ex: “If its beer, I still got some at my locker room.”
CB: “No. Its something better. I will give YOU a title shot at Nitro #14. The winner of tonight’s main event will face you in a one-on-one match. How does that sound to you?”
D-Ex has a grin on his face.
D-Ex: “Boss, that’s the best gift you could ever give me for x-mas! Of course I like that!”
The scene fades and we go back to ringside.
X-WCW Ultimate World Championship
Cage Match
Divebomb vs Blaster vs Grandmaster E(c)
JR: “Welcome back to WARZONE! For those of you who tuned in just now, you are just in time for tonight’s main event!”
RK: “Damn straight, JR! Tonight, we will have one hell of a match to end off the night. Its gonna be a cage match between Divebomb, Blaster and Grandmaster E!!!”
JR: “In this matchup, I think Grandmaster E is in a disadvantage here. You see, not only are there two other people, but they can win by escaping the cage or by pinning you or the other man.”
RK: “You say it like you wanna leave a space of hope for me to say he can win it. Well, JR, I wont! I think Divebomb will regain that title tonight! Grandmaster E will learn that Divebomb is his better.”
JR: “My money is on the champ tonight, King.”
RK: “Then prepare to fork over the cash when the night is done then.”
The cameras pan over to the ring area where the cage has been lowered down already. Inside the steel structure, stands the referee, with a rather large afro for a hair. Beside the referee, we see Terri Hotbody II with the mic on her hand.
TH: “Tonight’s main event will be a Cage Match for the X-WCW Ultimate World Championship!!!”
“HEAR ME NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!”
The camera pans over towards the rampway area as we hear “Imperium” playing in the speakers. Soon enough, Blaster comes out to the ringside area.
TH: “Introducing first, from the UK, BLASTER!!!”
Blaster makes his way down the ramp and the fans cheer wildly for the Royal Bash 2 winner.
JR: “Blaster, was the winner of the Royal Bash this year, King.”
RK: “Yeah, well, he aint champ though, tough luck huh?”
JR: “Tonight, I think Blaster will not let this opportunity pass to get that X-WCW UW belt.”
RK: “Are you SERIOUS?! He passed it like two straight times already, do you really think he will win the title tonight?”
JR: “Hey, this is the X-WCW, anything can happen.”
RK: “Yeah, cause I recall you told me that Grandmaster E would retain his title tonight.”
JR: “…………….”
Blaster enters the cage and he poses for the fans in the middle of the ring. He looks at the referee standing in the middle as well, and it seems like he dozed off and is now leaning on Blaster. Blaster shoves him out of the way and the referee flops to the mat. The crowd starts to laugh at the comical scene as the referee attempts to get to his feet, but alas, he slips and falls to his butt.
RK: “Oh brother! Why is he the man to referee this thing?!”
JR: “Sid Greene was supposed to be the ref, King. However, he called in sick today. This referee is a newcomer in the referee ranks of the X-WCW. Tonight, might have given him a page in the X-WCW history books for being one hell of a comical referee”
RK: “So, what is his name?”
JR: “Uh….Joshy Johnny Jojo.”
RK: “Seriously?”
JR: “Yes. Seriously.”
Blaster shrugs and helps the referee up as “10000 fists” by disturbed starts to play in the PA systems. The former X-WCW UW champ, Divebomb enters the ringside area.
TH: “From Burnaby, BC…DIVEBOMB!!!”
DB makes his way down the ramp and the fans start to boo the former X-WCW UW champ loudly. DB ignores the crowd and he enters the cage.
JR: “Divebomb, a 2 time UW champ, has made his way into the cage. I tell you what King, Blaster and Divebomb had one hell of a rivalry this year.”
RK: “I can agree to that, JR. Tonight though, it is not Divebomb vs Blaster 3. Rather, it will be Divebomb vs Blaster vs Grandmaster E. So the two men are here, send in the champ!!!”
With that said, “Without Me” by Eminem starts to blare through the speakers. GE comes out of the curtains wearing his black and gold ‘Grandmasta’ jacket with hood. (Now available in xwcwshop.com)
TH: “And from Melbourne Australia. He is the X-WCW Ultimate World Champion……GRANDMASTER E!!!”
GE stands on the stage as he soaks in the rousing ovations given to him by the fans before he takes off his hood. GE walks down the ramp with his X-WCW UW belt proudly placed on his waist and he starts to slap hands with the fans. He stops outside the cage and points at both men before he pats his X-WCW UW belt.
JR: “Grandmaster E, in my opinion, is one of the most popular champions we ever had here in the X-WCW.”
RK: “I doubt it. I mean, we did have the boom period during DB’s title run and not his.”
JR: “Oh stop being so negative about him, King. Do you want him to kick your ass AGAIN?”
RK: “Ah…now that you mention it……”
GE enters the cage and he raises the belt high in the air while he stands in the middle of the cage. His music dies down and he hands the belt to the referee, which in turn, gives it to the man outside the cage. All three men gather around the center of the ring as the referee rings the bell.
JR: “The bell has rung and the carnage inside that ring is about to ensue.”
RK: “I have that same feeling as well, JR.”
Divebomb is the first to act as he quickly pounces on GE and starts to deliver some punishing clubs to the back of the UW champ. Blaster just looks at DB attacking GE before GE starts to fight back. GE shoves DB away before he sizes him up with a hard punch to the jaw. DB is taken aback and GE takes him down with a shoulder block. GE turns around and he is met by a couple of fast punches to the face by Blaster. Blaster tries to whip GE into the ropes, but GE reverses the irish whip. On the way back, Blaster takes GE down with a flying forearm smash.
JR: “Blaster takes down the champ with that attack off the ropes, King. Oh no, Divebomb is up and he is just standing behind the blast man.”
RK: “Blaster better realize it’s a three man match, there are TWO opponents and not just one.”
Blaster turns around and he is met by a kick to the gut. Divebomb starts to deliver some clubbing blows to the back of Blaster before he sends him into the nearby corner. Once Blaster is there, Divebomb charges towards the corner. Before he could make it there, however, Blaster gets out of the way. Divebomb eats turnbuckle and Blaster grabs him by the head. Blaster slams Divebomb face first into the cage
JR: “Divebomb falls to the mat after that vicious slam onto the cage.”
RK: “That really looks like it hurt a lot.”
GE gets to his feet and he charges at Blaster. Blaster turns around and he is speared to the mat by the X-WCW UW champ. Grandmaster E gets to his feet and waits for DB to get up. Once DB gets to his feet, GE charges at him and he takes him down with another spear.
JR: “The champ just speared both men! Divebomb is down! Blaster is down! Grandmaster E is standing tall in the middle of the cage.”
RK: “Its still too early for him, but maybe if he did make a quick dash up the cage, maybe not.”
Grandmaster E drags Divebomb nearby the corner before he heads to the top rope. Once he is there, he goes for an elbow drop. However, he misses the attempt as DB rolls out of the way. Divebomb gets up and he picks up Grandmaster E. He sends GE towards the other side of the ring, where unexpectedly, he collides with a recovering Blaster.
RK: “Both Blaster and GE bump into each other and they go down! Hahaha! Poor guys.”
Divebomb has a grin on his face once he spots GE getting to his feet. GE gets to a vertical base and turns around to see DB. It is all too late for the champ as Divebomb takes him down to the mat with an STO. Blaster gets up and grabs Divebomb. DB is backed into the corner and he starts to deliver some punches at DB. DB fights back with some kicks to the midsection. Blaster blocks one of the kicks and takes DB down with a dragon screw. Grandmaster E gets up and both he and Blaster start to stomp down on Divebomb.
JR: “Blaster and GE are working together right now as they fight Divebomb. They pick up the former X-WCW UW champ and whip him to the ropes. DB with the bounce off the ropes, gets hit by a double superkick from the other two men.”
RK: “Damn cheaters! They know DB is too good for both of them! So they are trying to isolate him. Oh well, I know the former champ will get even with these two jokers.”
Blaster and GE look at each other before they shake hands in the middle of the ring. Both men start to lock up and Blaster gets the first advantage by going behind GE and locking on a sleeper hold. GE fights out of it with multiple elbow shots to the mid-section. Blaster lets go and GE heads for the nearest ropes. He bounces off the ropes, but Blaster catches him with an armdrag takedown. Blaster holds on the arm of GE, but the champ gets to his feet and reverses the hold. GE delivers a couple of kicks to the gut of Blaster before he lets go of the hold and sends the challenger down with a clothesline.
JR: “What a couple of fast kicks those were by Grandmaster E. Blaster is down on the mat after that clothesline and Grandmaster E waits for him to get to his feet.”
RK: “They better recognize that Divebomb is STILL in the cage with them. Speaking of which, DB is already on one of the corners of the ring, just leaning there. Smart move by Divebomb. I know that when he gets up, he is fully recharged and ready to take over the damn match.”
Grandmaster E spots Blaster getting up and he spins him around. GE sends Blaster towards the corner and he hits there. Grandmaster E charges at Blaster, but he eats boot. GE staggers backwards for a while before we see DB getting up from his corner to grab GE from behind. There, he takes the champ down with a belly to back suplex. DB turns his attention towards Blaster, but he gets hit hard by a missile dropkick by the blast man.
JR: “Divebomb just got hit by that well executed top rope move by the blast man. Blaster is on his feet and he sees both men down on the canvas.”
RK: “I think he wants to climb on outta here! But wont he rather pin them instead?”
Blaster heads towards the steel structure and starts to climb up. Divebomb is the first man to get to his feet between him and GE and he sees Blaster half-way up on the cage. He heads towards the nearby corner and he climbs up as well. Blaster reaches the top-most part of the cage and he wants to climb down on the other side already, but he is grabbed by Divebomb! Divebomb has him in his clutches and he locks him for a suplex. After a few seconds, both Divebom and Blaster fall down on the mat of the ring after Divebomb delivers a suplex. We hear a loud thud after both men hit the canvas.
JR: “BAH GAWD! What an impact that was! Both Divebomb and Blaster are laid out in the ring.”
RK: “Both men are down, and I agree JR, that WAS an impact. Grandmaster E is on his way up and if I were him, I’d surely climb up the cage immediately.”
Grandmaster E sees Divebomb and Blaster still laid out on the canvas and he goes over to Blaster. He picks up Blaster and he whips him towards the ropes. Blaster, on the rebound, is captured by GE and he gets hit by the Master Blaster! Blaster rolls on the mat in pain as we see Divebomb getting to his feet. DB slowly turns around and he sees GE just staring at him. Both men approach each other and go nose-to-nose in the middle of the ring.
JR: “Oh my goodness, King! Divebomb and Grandmaster E certainly has no liking for each other. Right now, they are going nose-to-nose. I can tell you, King, something big is gonna happen here.”
RK: “I can feel the hatred in the air, JR.”
The crowd goes wild as both men start to exchange punches inside the steel structure. Divebomb takes GE down on the mat and mounts on top of him. DB starts to punch away on the champ, but GE blocks one of the punches. From below, GE starts to fight back on DB with some punches. GE rolls over and he gets to his feet. DB gets to a vertical base as well and charges at GE. GE spots him and he catches DB with an inverted atomic drop. GE grabs the stunned Divebomb and sets him up for the Master Stroke.
RK: “Oh no! Here comes the master stroke!”
GE hoists DB onto his shoulder and readies to send him down to the canvas, but Divebomb reverses the momentum and lands a DDT on the X-WCW UW Champ. Both men go down on the canvas as we see Blaster crawling onto the nearby Divebomb for the pin.
JR: “That was a close call for Divebomb, King. Right now the blast man pins the exhausted Divebomb 1…2..NO!”
RK: “That referee, is SO slow to count, JR. I know I hate to see DB lose…but that was just hella slow!”
JR: “If you could do a better job than the ref, why don’t you go there?”
RK: “I’d love to, JR, but I cant ruin my good suit.”
Blaster slowly picks up Divebomb and sets him up for the Deep Impact. However, Divebomb blocks the attempt and he kicks Blaster hard to the gut before he delivers The End.
JR: “THE END!!! THE END!!! Divebomb escaped from Blaster’s grasps and he delivers his own finisher.”
RK: “Divebomb is on the driver’s seat JR!!! GE may be on his feet right now, but he wont be soon enough! C’mon DB hit The end on the chump as well!!!”
Divebomb gets up again and looks at the fallen Blaster. He laughs at him before he heads towards the cage and starts to climb up. However, unbeknownst to Divebomb, Grandmaster E is also climbing up the cage from the other side.
RK: “DAMN IT!!! Grandmaster E is one sneaky man. He is climbing on the other side.”
JR: “And so starts a race for the X-WCW UW belt, King. The first one to get outta the cage will be declared champ.”
Divebomb and GE continue to climb up the cage while Blaster is down. The speed of the climbing is even, until the referee grabs Divebomb by the tights. Divebomb falls down on the mat and the referee takes out his hair and mustache. The crowd comes alive as the referee turns out to be Ignavus.
JR: “ITS IGNAVUS?!”
RK: “Oh gee..no wonder the referee was kinda lazy! I should have seen this one coming!!!”
Divebomb gets up and both him and Ignavus brawl inside the ring. While DB is busy with Ignavus, we see GE already on the top of the cage. He slowly climbs down to the outside of the rng. He lands on the outside of the ring and the bell signals his victory.
TH: “The winner and STILL X-WCW UW Champion…….GRANDMASTER E!!!”
GE’s music hits as he looks at the cage to see Ignavus and Divebomb brawling inside of it. While he is looking at the cage, we see Otacon running down the ramp with a barbed wire wrapped 2x4 in his hand. GE turns around and he is smacked on the forehead by Otacon’s 2x4.
JR: “BAH GAWD!!! Otacon just hit the champ with that 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire!!!”
Otacon mounts on top of GE and starts to hammer away on the bleeding forehead of GE.
JR: “Oh my, this is just sickening! Otacon is beating up a bleeding Grandmaster E after he hit a cheap shot on the champ with that weapon!”
RK: “It wasn’t cheap, JR. Otacon made a promise to GE, he will make him bleed. He proved it tonight that he wasn’t kidding.”
X-WCW goes off-air as the referees storm in to break up the two brawls in the ringside area.